[YTP] Shrek On Crack

[@JaneSable]

This is how the Shrek DVD plays when it's scratched.

[@dominicmgm]

More like beaten with a sledgehammer, eaten by a dog, shat out, flushed down the toilet, fished out and pieced back together with some duct tape.

[@davecrupel2817]

@@dominicmgm bruh

[@dylaninpieces2]

...and then put in the microwave for a minute.

[@Scourge_007_DM]

Have you tried turning the DVD on then off and have you tried putting Rice Sir

[@bighand1530]

@@Scourge_007_DM It’s perfect the way it is.

[@Scale48]

someone put the disk in upside down.

[@shanehiggers]

actually someone might of smashed it with a hammer

[@KingBowser77766]

Many E

[@kibblebits9211]

@@KingBowser77766 Check it Out! 0:03

[@ToaGresh300]

Shrek.exe has stopped working.

[@zk5315]

Ikr

[@Morgimanstudios]

Oh crap!

[@bib2278]

ToaGresh300 windows is shutting down 🎶🎵🎶🎶

[@yocielvilchis614]

ToaGresh300 1:50 pause shrek is broken

[@yocielvilchis614]

ToaGresh300 donkey.exe has also stopped working

[@meam8493]

2:09-2:16 The best part of the video.

[@MrWise-tk5bj]

2:53 kills me everytime. XD

[@CierraSwansonviu]

Ben O'Connor

[@eggslord9331]

0:52 - 2:09 - 2:16 - 2:53 - 3:33 IM CRYING

[@kieranschafer5180]

2:40 has me DEAD

[@davecrupel2817]

Ssssffff DA *UUUUU* that's a *_AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOUUUOUOUOUU_*

[@ELECTROJUGGERNAUT]

1:49 Oh, that's EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ELECTROJUGGERNAUT]

Shrek is love, Shrek is life...

[@Vaktalor]

***** same here the's EEEEEEEEEEEE

[@legoface]

That’s the point where I lost it 😂😂😂

[@Scourge_007_DM]

​@@ELECTROJUGGERNAUTIt's shrek, i'm so happy ;D

[@chickenvasquez78]

Hmmm m-m-m-m Hmmm m-m-m-m Hmmm m-m-m-m Hmmm m-m-m

[@SlasherTheMod]

If the whole movie was normal until the scene at 2:12 for that short moment would be absolutely perfect.

[@julyakacarrie6260]

2:14 🤣

[@TyrannoWright]

Shrek (2001) but Shrek's an analog horror character.

[@chloepettersen193]

This comment just made me laugh hysterically for 20 minutes thank you

[@alexherrera1648]

2:19

[@Yumbles2point0]

a true classic. my friend passed away 2 months ago and ill never forget when he showed me this all those years back. we kept quoting and reciting this shit and other ytps' for years until he passed. here's to you trevor.

[@bighand1530]

Sorry for your loss

[@davecrupel2817]

🍺😞 This one's for Trevor.

[@Megadoomed1830]

2:10 I completely lost it and fell to the floor shrieking like a hynea

[@topcoppelion6626]

3:33 Shrek becomes so raged that he becomes a Black hole so Lethal it sucks in pure matter

[@felipecoronado404]

GRRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRRR KGDLYEXOXEOTXEXOEXOTEIXT 3:33

[@julyakacarrie6260]

@Soviet Ball Yes haha 😂

[@r0bl0x_stuff55]

lol

[@chickenvasquez78]

The engine of a Lamborghini. Then crashed.

[@hawksgoated3613]

sucks in a pure fart from Trump and Biden😊☺️

[@DougZoltek]

This is one of those poops for hardened poopers. People who have seen many YTPs in their life will love this, but regular people will think it's shit. It's like with alcohol, veteran Scotch drinkers like laphroaig, but more people think it tastes like shoe polish.

[@gonefishing6337]

Care to elaborate?

[@lineriderrulz]

I didn't get this at first, but thinking about it, actually yeah. There's so much that can be missed by casual observation. The clever subversion of expectations at 2:09+, the non-committal "dick" thrown in about 3:11 that's so easy to miss and so much more

[@youngsharmuta3691]

@@toasted2807 wow hope u proud of ur sense of humor

[@youngsharmuta3691]

@@toasted2807 ok then hope u proud that u can type in full sentences lol

[@karazimsabour7899]

This is actually true

[@radiofrog]

This looks like the scariest acid trip ever. Edit: I get you’ve “had way scarier trips”. Nobody cares lmao

[@daedalus6433]

It's a crack trip tho.

[@Jaketheaxman]

Ive had waaayyyy scarier trips....

[@yungcashregister1841]

🤣

[@almightyhotdoglady5383]

If this were my acid trip, I’d be laughing too much from the third eyed fnords. 👁

[@BenM64]

3:59 is still my favourite bit of the video. I love the way the music just melts _upwards_! Nice one!

[@mrzubwolfer]

I went ROFL and I couldn't control myself

[@mrzubwolfer]

Ben Roberts Just imagine if the THX logo was replaced by that.

[@santiagolasota5062]

Ben Roberts it there swearing in this youtube poop

[@BenM64]

Santiago Lasota Yes, there are a few instances of swearing in the video. But they're usually forgotten about as quickly as they're introduced.

[@lorenzagalindo3042]

Ben Roberts Shrek

[@jacobhobzek7998]

This is more like KZbin diarrhea than a solid poop.

[@laylawagener7582]

HAHAHA

[@rolandomorales5161]

Jacob Hobzek YTD You Tube Poop

[@JontyMaster]

Shiteload of laxatives...

[@julyakacarrie6260]

HAHHA 😂😂😂 BEST COMMENT EVER

[@williamremoved9106]

Even if it is just random crap, It's hilarious!

[@mrzubwolfer]

That's what the Chum who drinks Rum is all about. RANDOM HILARIOUS SHIT

[@katyrosy124]

ikr

[@brickfighter1320]

I know right

[@Jaketheaxman]

That's the point of a youtube poop, I think.

[@illyrian44]

I have watched this video over 200 times, since the first time. Never gets boring, in fact no rumchum video ever gets boring.

[@cornoffthecob2999]

wtf is wrong with u

[@illyrian44]

Travis Patton Nothing love.

[@iforgot87872]

Watch the Teletubbies one haha it’s even better

[@legoface]

3:33 Shrek becomes so angry that he turns into a black hole strong enough to suck in pure matter

[@Sr._TKH-em6br]

He crashed the system.

[@Connor_Scandone]

2:56 Best sentence mixing of 2019

[@julyakacarrie6260]

The video was posted in 2010...

[@Connor_Scandone]

​@@julyakacarrie6260 I know, I accidentally made a typo and touched the 9 key instead of the zero key...

[@julyakacarrie6260]

@@Connor_Scandone Damn-

[@Connor_Scandone]

@@julyakacarrie6260 Yeah... Don't you just hate it when that happens when you post a comment?

[@julyakacarrie6260]

@@Connor_Scandone Ofc 😭

[@blackbox64]

"Attention all... FAYGITS" LOL I'm done

[@topcoppelion6626]

Oh that's 888888

[@chfbstudios9817]

3:33 Best One Ever

[@Vaktalor]

2:10 - 2:15 Glitchy shrek roar

[@BenM64]

That has to be one of my favourite bits in the whole video!

[@kevinabraham06]

All My Favorite Parts 0:14 1:39 2:40 3:31

[@mrzubwolfer]

0:14 1:27 2:17 2:21 2:52 3:08 3:19 3:35 3:58 You should like, gather those up and make a ridiculous song out of all those.

[@hawksgoated3613]

Mr. Zubwolfer 2:52 is were the E meme came from me and this friend made it popular because we kept saying E to everyone

[@wutvillegaming]

I don't care what anyone says, this whole video is what I love about YTPs.

[@UltimateTheZekrom]

I laughed more than I should of watching this..

[@xjoey23]

GMS Sucks

[@michaelarojas]

There's no such thing as laughing too much

[@chelsealapratt5039]

King county

[@hannahcate]

Same😂

[@shabanalamei4876]

Same here.

[@harveywilliams6576]

When your Shrek DVD plays When it’s scratched .

[@theunknownguy516]

Copied

[@wesleykupic627]

This is how my ADHD brain acts when I’m sitting still

[@wilsonm6839]

This is the funniest thing ever along with toys on acid I am LITERALLY DIEING

[@faultyblender3590]

(Powers up defilibrators) CLEAR

[@wilsonm6839]

Thx Man U saved my life

[@faultyblender3590]

Bitte sehen, Herr Wilson

[@wilsonm6839]

I don't speak dutch

[@WingedEternitys]

Wilson M dying* and no you aren’t. You are Figuratively dying. Literally would mean you are dying while writing that.

[@taicanium]

2:09 When you wanna say some shit but you also value their friendship

[@shoopdahoop2221]

some days i feel like therumchum was responsible for giving me my modern-day sense of humor 😂

[@Greatbonzz]

2:53 - 2:58 will forever be my favourite part of any YTP.

[@Diliigence]

I dare say sir that you're sense of humor is down right rubbish, appalling even. I hope you've found God in these 7 years🗿

[@BetoTito354]

3:33 just shrek driving fast and then just crashed

[@chickenvasquez78]

She's a 409

[@chickenvasquez78]

Lmao

[@stubb_4]

even after ten years this shit is still as funny as it was watching it the first time

[@SlasherTheMod]

The commenter that said they wanna burn this video onto a CD and put it into a Shrek on DVD case, sell it on Ebay, and imagine the person's reaction playing this. Comment might've been deleted, but it was the comment that made me lose my shit for hours just thinking about the idea executed. XD

[@TheSoundCrafterCompany]

I've been trying to find that comment

[@Connor_Scandone]

Imagine someone actually doing that🤣🤣🤣

[@ClouDNovantasette]

We need "Shrek 2 on Crack" plz TheRumChum...

[@colezuzu4903]

2:13 MY FAVOURITE PART

[@TimTam60]

This YTP never ages!

[@isaiahwalking]

I remember watching this back in middle school.

[@shoopdahoop2221]

@@isaiahwalking SAME

[@paigem.6487]

0:33 always “cracks” me up. XD

[@CutieFakeKirby]

For a 10 year old YTP, the editing and resolution are really impressive

[@RGS_1520]

Not as glitchy as Sonic 06

[@RepentAndBelieveInGod]

Not as glitchy as playing WoW on ultra settings.

[@supermariologanfan6546]

Not as glitchy as Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

[@romansgalaxy9093]

2:57 now THATS what I call a bad word flock

[@slygamerXL]

3:05 shresh lol

[@TheSoundCrafterCompany]

ShrhS

[@rizeee5548]

Why did i found this Nostalgic 🥺

[@trevorgoodchild8266]

Here I was watching another YTP collab and this gem shows up and I'm thinking it's a couple years old (from the Shrek meme renaissance) but it turns out to be over 10 now. You are truly ahead of your time......or my sense of humor hasn't evolved.

[@iantaylor3170]

My ear has made a liquid. It literally came

[@cannon9009]

ew

[@Banty3D]

Ian Taylor litterly came what? WHAT IS IT?!

[@cannon9009]

+BenTheGameGuy it came sugar

[@aaronblack9358]

That's what she said

[@cannon9009]

+Aaron Black fuck you

[@DJHLX3]

2:44 "man thats some strong acid-acid-acid-ddi-di-di-di-didi-"

[@treym.6430]

2:45 I like the remix part.

[@EthanUson]

2:27 when the donkey is sus.

[@bhippler100]

3:23 Heyyyyyyy Yeyyyyyyyy ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@flumpdinkronk1551]

3:03 this is by far the best scene in the entire video

[@princesszelda125]

omg 1:40 - 1:50 I can't do it anymore, I almost cried laughed myself to sleep laughing so hard

[@PurpleGuy661]

This sounds like the craziest ytp I’ve seen since Zoodytopia or Shed (shrek) 😂

[@korudo810]

1:03 Donkey.exe Has Stopped Working

[@holypredazor5243]

i used to listen to this in 9th grade every day on max volume and 0,25 speed

[@HP11291]

Yes,i can 100% confirm this MaaFack here was doing it every single day and we all was shocked by this

[@SwearfoGod.]

Autism Much?

[@mrzubwolfer]

I came back to visit. I laughed at 3:33 way harder than I first saw it.

[@JamesCarmichael]

My reaction to the video: 0:59

[@theseerllama]

I love that one part when donkey is literally just making wierd little noises

[@babieboba]

Why is this so funny XDD

[@katyrosy124]

because its random XD

[@brickfighter1320]

because.......its a YTP

[@thegoldensealion9463]

Anime :3 because it isnt

[@MrBones-kl3ot]

Because Reason.

[@edicleiasantana2621]

Oi meu amor e carinho,

[@jackhogan4090]

3:05 and 3:20 are just samples of how great this video is

[@TCON42499]

Attention all, FAY-GETS 😂💀💀

[@kevinabraham06]

3:44

[@willtrojan8854]

@@kevinabraham06 lol

[@legoface]

“I’m going to FACK COONT right now!!” 💀🤣

[@supermariologanfan6546]

1:40 Everybody gangsta until Donkey starts speaking Minecraft Enchantment Table

[@caperlamb1930]

2:52 gets me every time

[@cloehelvetica5090]

My sides.

[@spritegod10]

Oh God...

[@cloehelvetica5090]

XD

[@cloehelvetica5090]

TheBiggaproductions I was laughing throughout the entire video. XD

[@BiggaMyMan]

Gumball Watterson Me too, but 2:40 and 2:19 are the peaks.

[@cloehelvetica5090]

XD

[@Piano_Board]

I searched "ytp before:2011-1-1" and this is the masterpiece that i got

[@marko-gj1uj]

This cured my Autism

[@BJDJMusic]

2:14 is where I like to scare people

[@AkagiZillo15]

3:33 my favorite part. i cant stop laughung.

[@kevinabraham06]

Same here 💯💯💯

[@TheRumChum]

why is there random comments I made to nothing these days? like 7 year old comments to accounts that disappeared. annyways.....WHY THE SHIT DOES THIS HAVE ALMOST A MIL VIEWS! I swear Ill try to make more in this style . maybe Ill stream while making them? IDK. I started the biden trump debate but just gave up bleh.

[@JaKack]

Oof

[@startaleproductions9716]

I have never seen anything funnier in my life. You make the best videos in the world!

[@xjoey23]

1/10 Would not recommend. Not satsfied.

[@hunterarnold4233]

2:56 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆 BLUE SHREK!!!!!!!!

[@hunterarnold4233]

I LOVE YOU THERUMCHUM!!!!😆😂😆😂👍✌👏

[@DantheMan2605]

It’s funny when you put it at 2X speed

[@bighand1530]

You are right lol.

[@minsqueeno2]

I'm fucking tired of reading these bitchy 'u ear raped me' comments... Imo the 'worst kind' of ytp's are the quiet ones with constant references to hotel mario with 2006 style editing/sentence mixing/etc

[@asdfasdf4345artsdfg]

Actually the worst ones are the ones that got sh@t out of Windows Movie Destroyer, like this one here. When you watch quality poops, all the others suddenly suck. Its like driving a Maserati then going back to a Toyota Echo.

[@minsqueeno2]

Just so you know therumchum uses vegas, and i get what you mean but personally i find these really funny even after seeing the perfectly sentence mixed dathings poops etc

[@asdfasdf4345artsdfg]

minsqueeno2 It can be kinda random and funny at points, I get you. But I hate when others don't recognize the quality poops, like Link and the Hyrule Gang. Amazing sentence mixing there, I would recommend it.

[@minsqueeno2]

Its all down to what you find funny, i mean personally those zelda and mario sources annoy the hell out of me simply because they're so overused and old :L

[@asdfasdf4345artsdfg]

minsqueeno2 No, the overused ones have no taste. This person is actually able to make a real storyline with it. He doesn't just use the full phrases that the characters already has, he chops them up so unbelievably well and makes them say completely different things. His poops actually have rhyme and reason and aren't those cr@ppy Zelda ones you usually see.

[@xo7840]

Watching this every year

[@maximusw01]

2:08-2:15 is the best part hands down lol

[@raulito_837]

I remember watching this when I was a kid and I choked

[@TheRumChum]

haha i do remember that and i thank you for it, im a little youtube illiterate sometimes

[@xxbidou11xxps45]

You deserved more subscribers

[@xxbidou11xxps45]

Best youtube poop ive ever seen in my life

[@ScrumpySpenser]

ooogre! aye?... focka youu *holds up scroll with big F* best scene from any ytp ever

[@Connor_Scandone]

That part had me laughing so hard...

[@okjeffy6581]

I think this video predicted something

[@cload9669]

This is what happens when you teach a ten year old how to edit

[@M50A1]

No it doesn't

[@brickfighter1320]

they edit worse then this

[@davecrupel2817]

HAHAHAhahaha xD

[@bigdawggkev]

3:05 will forever make me laugh

[@TheRumChum]

ice cream and apple pie

[@AlanGriffith]

Even the name is hilarioous.

[@AlanGriffith]

Now that i think about it, it isn't that funny anymore. I just had _the giggles_.

[@TheRumChum]

sony vegas 9

[@JamesSkinner108]

0:04 This cracked me up 😅😅😅😅😅

[@MaeHotdog]

I got in trouble for watching this when I was a kid lol

[@vladerup7362]

the most funniest thing i heard was... "STOP fuCKING!!!!!"

[@dannsthamann195]

I remember as a kid I came across this and I thought it was funny until my mom came in the room and read the title and I lost my iPad for almost a month

[@nickanimations-offical4551]

1:26 Farquaad's guard: Fuck off dude! Shrek: (Starring at Farquaad's guard) Farquaad's guard: (Singing a song)

[@TheblueTraxxasRustler]

Shred 5 leaked footage

[@Jourdendcbc]

Yo Therumchum! You have 1M Views this video! SUS!

[@TheRumChum]

Awww yeah son...sos

[@CutieFakeKirby]

@@TheRumChum when next ytp?

[@keyxo_verskem]

2:13 was actually terrifying.

[@arturovazquez7267]

Me when i go to west Virginia: 2:21 Me when someone take my favorite car 3:33

[@Undeabducks]

"Stop... Fucking Cockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!" Shrek, 2010

[@UncannyValleyVideos]

Finding your videos was the highlight of my day, sir.

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

2:19 I CAN'T TAKE HIS FACE LMAO!!!!!

[@supermariologanfan6546]

“S S”

[@cuddlyfox980]

“THIS IS”

[@FrenchFryCheese04]

Dude this was uploaded 2 days before my birthday!

[@kazokazoos8066]

This video was ahead of it's time.

[@kidvette2004]

You do this somehow and it never ceases to amaze me

[@theonlyaj3135]

This is pretty funny.

[@AbareKillerFan-yo7pe]

This was the very first YTP I've ever seen

[@tktschannel]

i miss those days

[@bighand1530]

Same.

[@diegoparodi3854]

Psychologist: your dreams tell a lot about you My dreams: