[YTP] Star Wars: Revenge of the Pathetic Life Form

Anakin and Obi-wan attempt to save the republic while dealing with a crippling death-stick addiction. Meanwhile, Palpatine makes sure everyone hears a certain tragedy involving Anakin and Master Windu…
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- Jelly McBulge
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[@jellymcbulge6393]

I have brought peace, freedom, justice, peace, and security, freedom, justice, and peace to KZbin. You're welcome everyone. I just like to think of it as another happy landing for the 10th time.

[@tehJOBBYYTP]

This was a hilarious video, thank you for your great humour and awesome editing!!

[@tehJOBBYYTP]

@Jordan Landwehr great idea, that would be awesome, then rogue one

[@ciprianotrajanojr.2958]

Jelly McBulge 9th time

[@untiltimefalls3744]

This is beautiful. Thank you.

[@Murcielago04]

_Ninth_ time. That business on Cato Nemoidia doesn't-- it doesn't count.

[@ThrashMetallix]

"Did you press the stop button?" "No, did you?" "Possibly." Perfection.

[@shiverfan4867]

Yes

[@enlightenedone1386]

Anakin: is on fire Everyone: 0MG Obi: ur sweating

[@danielhawthorn6639]

Take a deep breath 😂

[@ciprianotrajanojr.2958]

Relax

[@alexcampbell2138]

66 likes. Can’t like it bud sorry

[@sigmaman8923]

Once again the sweat will rule the galaxy...

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

Sweat. Sweaty. Sweating. Sweater. Sweatiest. Sweatier. Least sweaty. Which one do you choose?

[@Fiddlestick007]

please do this: Padme: I'm pregnant Anakin: because of Obi-Wan?

[@ObsidianLeo]

Padme- "I love Obi Wan!"

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

How did you know she was pregnant because of me? Did you put a camera on my lightsaber?

[@nutsackreviews]

Padme: I’m pregnant. Anakin: Because of Obi-Wan? Obi-Wan: Possibly. Anakin: I don’t like Obi-Wan. He’s coarse and rough and irritating. Obi-Wan: Oh I don’t think so. Insert Obi-Wan’s force push on Grievous, immediately cut to AoTC chase scene, Anakin falling through Coruscant. Cut to Padme giving birth. Obi-Wan: Another pathetic life form.

[@AaronCataract]

I've seen that in another ytp

[@WynterDragon33]

That is hilarious

[@notasherflynn]

8:18 My headphones did not have the high ground

[@turtlelizard1531]

That not just physically hurt me, but emotionally too.

[@CharlotteGamesMC]

It’s over technology, I have the low ground

[@Missingno_Miner]

*Demonic screaming* THEY FLY NOW?

[@OldSchoolZ-wy2yx]

Yeah, I sliced mine in half too

[@KimKim-mt2bb]

fuck my ears

[@ThatDangerousWolf]

“The one crawling with politicians.” Spot on commentary of any government.

[@BlueSoulGamer]

4:53 Kid: *starts dancing for attention Teacher: *TAKE A SEAT*

[@shiverfan4867]

Lol

[@redranger48]

Young Student

[@dillenjoshua542]

no one: Literally no one at all: Palpatine: *M A S T E R W I N D U*

[@GhostlyGeo]

no one: Literally no one at all: Obi Wan: *_Y O U R E S W E A T I N G_* Also Obi Wan: *_P A T H E T I C L I F E_* *_F O R M_*

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

“You wanted to see me, chancellor?” “........... *nao”*

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

4:58

[@LOKBLUDOM3N]

Believe it or not. After many YTPs that I've seen. I saw that coming.

[@TetanicRain]

“While Anakin is on fire” Stop sweating. Just relax

[@Dkfuryy]

3:46Be careful of your friend palpatine Be careful of what? Your friend palpatine What for? Death sticks IM DEAD 💀

[@justnick1566]

Because of the death sticks?

[@thatanimedude9118]

“I can feel... *MASTER WINDU”*

[@Dav624]

7:39

[@zacharyhalecomstock5227]

@@Dav624 7:38

[@Dav624]

@@zacharyhalecomstock5227 ? My timestamp is actually perfect

[@zacharyhalecomstock5227]

@@Dav624 Nvm it was supposed to be a joke

[@Dav624]

@@zacharyhalecomstock5227 ok than count dooku

[@loganthevillager9176]

Padme: (Is pregnant) Anakin: *LIAR!*

[@edgarrodriguez2764]

Plot twist: 8:13 Ian knew what Samuel Jackson did wasn’t in the script so he just went on ahead and proceeded with his part

[@Ness_Dreemurr]

0:54 ah! Ah! He said it! He said the line!

[@MitchEXE-vs8ek]

You have an appointment? -Duku

[@willyguy22v26]

8:15 that scared the crap out of me damn

[@uekiboy92]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Captain.Dank64]

Ahh my favorite movie series STATS WAAW And RAAR SRARS

[@PunishedKrab]

*A h h y e s , c l a s s i c s t h a t e v e r y o n e r e m e m b e r s*

[@nogui-games353]

4:38 Best part

[@captainfangle2245]

That had me dead 💀

[@Heisenberg056]

0:25 this is where the fun begins

[@wyatthops]

6:45 The face you make when you drop cookies on the ground.

[@GTKreations]

Just like in the movies, this is the best YTP

[@jellymcbulge6393]

Yeah, I definitely think this one is the best out of the three prequel ones that I made :)

[@tyecollaborator5017]

@@jellymcbulge6393 You made me die of laughter...make more please.

[@Jdabomb93]

This is the best one? 😟 I suggest you watch some of the others.

[@greatbritton7202]

2:33 Best button ever at high volume

[@hellooooooo3323]

YES

[@cole_cain]

you have ruined my ears

[@tehJOBBYYTP]

This is so brilliantly jelly

[@hurdel4902]

You are so brilliantly jobby

[@tehJOBBYYTP]

@@hurdel4902 hehe, thanks, I didn't know that you were a fan of my YTPs!!

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teh JOBBY YTP Yes 🔥

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Only a *full belly* deals in absolutes.

[@hurdel4902]

@@curtisleblanc5897 hehe

[@RareDiamond01]

Best star wars ytp I've seen in ages

[@elijah4996]

Best star wars ytp I've ever seen this was amaizing

[@Nicks_Memepage]

You should watch the Darth Sand Series. I highly recommend it.

[@sigmaman8923]

Have you ever hear of the tragedy of darth sand the wise?

[@squidjpeg9925]

Watch the Darth Sand trilogy and Anakin has eye problems

[@robbiejames1540]

@@sigmaman8923 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth tragedeis the wise?

[@wyatthops]

13:52 when your brother beats you in Mario Cart

[@Dav624]

13:51*

[@wyatthops]

Thx

[@Dav624]

@@wyatthops np

[@rudrakshkamath2071]

I HATE YAAAOOOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 13:52

[@twiisted934]

Anakin: *brutally melting in fire* Obi Wan: **You’re sweating, take a deep breath**

[@bigtastybread66]

4:41 Anakin really do be showing off dose moves tho 😳

[@shadezz19]

0:25 why is ketchup comming out of my ears.

[@elijah4996]

12:43 is awesome. (The emperor) "you will not stop me" *Yoda activates lightsaber*. (the emperor) "you will stop me" laughing so hard at this entire video, keep up the great work!

[@toastytoad8154]

Oh he said "will?" On the contrary, I heard "won't."

[@redranger48]

Darth Vader will dew it more than either of us!

[@CupcakeEternity]

"I have seen a security hologram of him.... ... SWEATING.." XD

[@tacoblude8208]

“Execute order stunted slime”

[@AttackPuffinReal]

I love obi-wans drug trip

[@rAxXtaG]

13:58 Obi Wan: relax take a deep breath Anakin: needs a fucking respirator for the rest of his life This ytp pure gold😂

[@nathanstafford8412]

"Anakin, lets be fair. Today, you were the pathetic life form"

[@SoldOutToJesus100]

2:39 is my favorite. "He cut off your EYES..."

[@Stillicho]

Sidious' chipmunk laugh at 12:27 kills me every time.

[@ThisHandleIsInteresting]

Ian McDiarmid plays the most elegantly fashioned, wisdom savvy, stunted slime.

[@tyr5351]

You should've made obi wan leaving after anakin keeps saying FREEDOM, PEACE, JUSTICE AND SECURITY in the high ground scene

[@mikosbookstore166]

0:25 my ears are officially damaged

[@monokuma1798]

Palpatine: Execute Order *STUNTED SLIME*

[@sigmaman8923]

Me to viewers: press the like button.. Viewers: we shouldn't.. Me: DEW it. *One month later* 100 million likes. Me: GOOD

[@Bazman123zx]

Hey👋! You ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

You may be the Senate, but I have the high ground!

[@ISAACHALLEY3000]

7:08 lol

[@poke2243]

"I'm.. too weak!.... POWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

[@Inhaleexhalelol]

You have an appointment

[@runofthemillz]

You have an appointment?

[@monokuma1798]

You Have an Appointment?

[@alangoodyear5087]

You have an appointment?

[@harvey_birdman4455]

the fact that “i am the senate” wasn’t changed is given proof that prequels are also comedy gold by themselves

[@ihatesandanabogi7465]

0:27 : Just warning you 😐😐

[@exaltedfarmboy7152]

4:40 I almost peed

[@kyleloughran6031]

Miss good ytp's these days. Great job, your edits are skillfull and hilarious. Keep it up

[@Itsjimmay]

*A N A K I N*

[@nathanstafford8412]

1:14 sounds like if mario kart had a disco star wars track.

[@dpgamezderek8137]

I believe that's from Lego Star Wars.

[@hubjump]

This is an amateur gold mine holy shit. The ideas are good. Some overused yet some still good. Some uncomfortable scenes but that's intentional I assume. I expect great things. I look forward to seeing more Obi-Wan high on deathsticks discriminating against sweaty people and pathetic life forms.

[@cationicgolf385]

hubjump FUCK sweaty people

[@thatashake7010]

Best face ever....sidious...8:57

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Can't believe you didn't mention Anakin's hearing problems in the opening crawl. It's one of the overarching THEMES of this story.

[@SSaNNEE100]

this sweating theme sums up Battlefront II and sweaty side especially xD

[@karslake]

😂😂😂😂😂 That thumbnail is beautiful

[@sigmaman8923]

I love what mace windu said about me I'm too dangerous to be dangerous... I will take over the memes and next i'll become the emperor of the youtube memes...

[@giygas_9577]

5:54 It actually looked like Anakin said that.

[@captainfangle2245]

Cuz he did

[@sand7588]

1:07 HE SENSES ME!!

[@Dav624]

Anakin seeing this comment: *visable sweating*

[@fabbll_5580]

But He doesn‘t like you

[@ThisHandleIsInteresting]

I can feeeeelllll MASTA WINDU...

[@FriendlyKat]

*Palpatine spinning in a chair* “I need your help son.” *Dooku walks in* “Do you have an appointment?” Amazing. 😂

[@curtisleblanc5897]

ST,TZ WAAW

[@Yougotcaged102]

Another channel added to my list of underrated channels

[@kamiliftikhar3770]

this one had to many death sticks.

[@MalusOfficial]

Anakin: *is literally on fire on the hot rocky shore of a molten lava river* Obi-Wan: y o u r e s w e a t I n g r e l a x t a k e a d e e p b r e a t h

[@darth_potatoxd7471]

I have waited a long time for this moment...

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This is truly masterpiece

[@juanigtx_]

Ah yes, my favorite franchise: ЯAAR ƧЯ🔺RS

[@tomolkowski4343]

“I have seen a security hologram of him... sweating.”

[@gitsub5376]

Master Windu: We do not grant you the rank of master. Emperor: It seems in your anger you killed master windu Vader: NOOOOOOOO!

[@pianodude7575]

Nobody: That one dog: 2:21

[@isaacthepro293]

13:51 When your about to win a fortnite game and your dad turns off your xbox or play station.

[@Unknown-hb3id]

Just found this channel. I will be watching your career with great interest!

[@mclarenf1gtr471]

anakin should have said the one crawling with children

[@TF2Scout..]

4:37 made me laugh so hard

[@moimoiiloveyou]

Nice vid! U inspired me to make a ytp channel so thank you :)

[@GohanBeastCh.]

12:28 Chipmunk Palpatine laugh made me laugh too Bonus: 12:35 Palpatine Flip

[@reecehowell5611]

Perfecttic life form

[@selfishstockton6123]

The ending had me in tears

[@bk_Syndicate_FL850KH]

The fact that this was somewhat coherent yet random as fuck made me laugh so much

[@Salemchevy]

Glad that ytp is not dead

[@JoshuaLovesDoggos1]

Oh my god...thank you so much for this! 😂😂😂

[@ddddavyy8383]

It's currently 2am and I'm pissing myself at palpatine flying back and forth in the air. My life is complete

[@combatking0]

You're always on the move and it's making me sweaty.

[@briandenapoli3250]

That high pitch you ever you ever you ever brought me to tears

[@justnoah2073]

Palpatine's chair is living in Spain without the "A."

[@Sephajones]

I just stopped by for a second, I can't stay too long

[@t0m1k33]

He has control of the SENATE and the SENATE, he is too DANGEROUS to be DANGEROUS, ah yes the floor is made out of floor

[@ThisHandleIsInteresting]

13:41 Anakin needs to lose several hundred pounds.

[@gabrielgarza2474]

Nice

[@WolvesDontPray]

I loved the references

[@Nambytheway]

Ha v sause Michael here didn't know star wars ytps were still alive

[@tehJOBBYYTP]

Hopefully this awesomeness will keep them alive

[@sigmaman8923]

This video is approved by THE SENATE.

[@pianodude7575]

4:28 I ask myself that question every day

[@cjon6898]

9:29 turning off the sunbed after several days inside

[@catnip5811]

I knew for well what I was doing and what I was watching, but still persisted to eat my sandwich while watching this. And as soon as the damn title meme comes up I chuckle and stab my tooth straight through my lip. fml

[@mrgodsir6907]

“YOuR sWEaTiNg”

[@uekiboy92]

9:24 You said what palpatine ? I couldnt hear you.. Speak louder please..

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

4:36 "It was an unexpected surprise... But not unwelcome..."

[@guts8684]

Everyone gangsta until Anakin starts sweating

[@finleythomas4280]

You have an appointment croggers