YTP: Star Wars: The Rise of Rey Palpatine

[@baronnuuke7821]

Level 1 : Force push Level 2 : Force Lightning Level 3 : Disco Lightning

[@astro9744]

9:40

[@catrawiner]

Level 4 : *Force Rob* *USE IT TO ROB OTHERS. DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU TRY TO SHOPLIFT AND YOU FAIL? THEN "USE THE FORCE" ROB TO STEAL FROM YOUR TARGETS.*

[@dr.negative3167]

Forced plot armor

[@orcaman6240]

The Dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[@TheKrilicious]

Level 5: Grease Lightning

[@alexshorty3719]

"A jedi‘s weapon deserves more r e s p e c t!" *throws it into fire* This is gold, lmao. xD

[@rangopistacho6928]

That's how episode 8 likes is like

[@keininhalt1385]

lmao

[@individualism5711]

Lol

[@techno639]

@@rangopistacho6928 likes is like

[@generalgrievous1758]

I see it like: I am the one that throws a lightsaber in the fire, it don't deserves you Garbage

[@poorf.infantry7426]

You can be a palpatine Rey but you cant be the senate

[@gamalielvacasolis3484]

Reverse Card What? This is outrageous! It’s unfair! How can I be a Palpatine but can’t be the Senate?!

[@poorf.infantry7426]

Gamaliel Vaca Solis take a seat,young rey because I AM THE SENATE

[@larrycapaja6233]

@@poorf.infantry7426 Not yet.

[@failure4452]

@Larry Capaja it’s treason, then. AHHHHHHGHGHGGGGGAAAAAHHHH

[@generalgravyous2327]

@@failure4452 *Lego Yoda death sound

[@SneakyMeeky]

*So lemme get this straight:* Palpatine never really came back from the dead, he escaped the Death Star with a broken hip after hitting the ledge hence why he's hooked up to the machine. 30 years later, all he wants is to tell Rey the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise and release his lightning mixtape to the galaxy to enjoy. The First Order doesn't take Kylo Ren seriously anymore and kick him out their club after he crashes his 6th ship that week. Realising his hatred for black people, he goes to join the KKK instead but he still can't seem to kill anything. Before the Final Order can kill him however, he has sex and nachos, 10 seconds later he ends up flying off a cliff and breaking his neck. Rey is constantly reminded that she's a Palpatine and decides to embrace her Sith heritage. Kills Chewie, a number of Resistance fighters and her grandfather. The next day she goes to Tatooine and has an identity crisis that's she's still figuring out to this day. Finn is still useless. Lando's not getting paid enough in this film so he has to do his Colt 45 sponser. He's still a hit with the ladies and smashes a stormtrooper. The force ghosts are constantly arguing with each other and can't seem to agree on Rey being their last hope. Jar Jar is also there. *10/10*

[@lightningboy1039]

What an explanation

[@a_loco]

This is the best thing I have ever read.

[@bajablastzeroaddict4671]

the kylo bit killed me

[@axelrivera3382]

He smashes his daughter

[@itwontcomeout5678]

This reminds me of the scene in the movie Role Models where that guy describes the band KISS as a bunch of Jews from New York who could sing and play guitar but they had to dress up as clowns 😭😭

[@shaliniwijayathilake5877]

That scene where lando ditches poe is absolutely gold

[@ziiku5613]

I saw this comment before I watched it and now I’m just waiting and waiting for that part

[@runtergerutscht4401]

How it should have ended Lando: So we brought this fleet of peasant and trade ships to help out... *Sees the huge fleet of star destroyers* Lando: Guess I'm gonna go home

[@josiahlow2992]

Hahahah

[@Michael_Orestia]

Yes

[@cubai5740]

Hahahahaha!

[@Nevermind-yk6cc]

Video editing has many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[@thrawn4388]

Is it possible to learn this editing?

[@harrambou9468]

Eugen “YOU...FUCKED UP”

[@verycutetaco]

Grand Admiral Thrawn Not from a shitposter

[@Spyder8561]

@@verycutetaco lol

[@iditarod4081]

@S20☆ Urza "that black rider was looking for something, or someone" www.imdb.com/title/tt0120737/characters/nm0597480

[@michellemiller763]

Palpatine: Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? Rey: Yes. Palpatine: Rey: Palpatine: I thought not. Darth Plagueis...

[@jacksonalder5194]

"Are you going to kill me" had my gut bustin

[@RegnirLeneb]

It's like an NPC conversation.

[@sanadbenali6993]

You mean dearth tragedous

[@ainsleyharriot6060]

Was a Dark Lord of the Sith

[@anatolydyatlov963]

@@RegnirLeneb In Oblivion

[@DarkRobotics]

Rey:*calls out to all the jedi for help* All the jedi:*insults her*

[@pokenaut7803]

How embarrassing! Hmmmm hmm!!!

[@kidwuulf5692]

when you are the last standing in your team and nobody believes in you

[@keenanwest6969]

Barnabee wouldn't you

[@scado5679]

"disa embarrasing" was the one that got me

[@monokuma1798]

Anakin: I HATE YOU!

[@theproxy7866]

Rey: *Calls upon the Jedi* Yoda: Death is a natural part of life LMAO

[@ryanm.8720]

*"I HATE CHEW (YOU)!"* - Anakin to Rey

[@kipzmc2024]

no.

[@dunkleham]

9:55 "Be with me" Almost the entirety of the classic star war cast: "No, I don't think I will"

[@clonecoric4140]

Rey: Be with me. Greivous: You fool.

[@cheezysalt456]

During that moment when Rey was hearing all those force ghosts, I would've lost it if Ki-Adi-Mundi finished it off with "What about the droid attack on the wookies?"

[@flyingrancidm00nfish7]

YES!! it needed a load of spam from all the prequels all interrupting each other driving Rey mad such as... _Take a seat_ young skywalker GENERAL KENOBI!! The ability to speak does not make you intelligent There's one, set for stun! *Hello there!* Good our first catch of the day

[@StaceyIsles]

I agree lmfao

[@cameronhodgetts920]

It's a system we cannot afford to lose

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

“Are you an Angel?” “I wish I could just wish away my feelings” “Hold on, we’re smarter than this”

[@frozie3068]

And then Yoda answers: Good relations with the wookies i have

[@JynxedKoma]

Han trolling his son was hilarious...

[@galagize9233]

LOL

[@memesfromdema5032]

“You fucked up!”

[@tuffzomboiidj4568]

I can't find the *funnies*

[@ganonstonebreaker4231]

What's even worse is...it's better written!

[@Imperial8933]

1:42 - 2:40

[@sl1138utube]

"Rey Palpatine The Senate Garbage" is her new canon name

[@HandledToaster2]

Makes more sense than what we got

[@lukeskywalker978]

sl1138utube excuse me but if your going to act like that and be rude then your garbage

[@dinoxman8584]

Luke Skywalker Wow someone got triggered by an opinion! And they can’t spell! You’re garbage.

[@lukeskywalker978]

Andrew Purcell watch you’re mouth

[@sharkwithnotoes3051]

True but please daisy Ridley is a person to.

[@aerophine]

Reys full name according to this edit: Rey Palpatine The Senate Garbage

[@ericshawn3169]

it IS accurate

[@robertagren9360]

The Senate is disney.

[@HCN-002OldChannel]

@@aerophine then why was he the one to announce it to her?

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@aerophine But she killed Palpatine and he possessed her after he died. Palpatine is the Senate, so now Rey is

[@beepffft9721]

@@aaronlandry3934 This is even worse than my fanfiction 😂😂😂

[@whitworth5s248]

Old woman: "Rey who?" ...: "Podracer!" _Rey look over_ Young Anikan: "Yippee!"

[@clonecoric4140]

Yippee.

[@aaronlandry3934]

“Now this is pod racing!”

[@anakinskywalker8238]

Now this is podracing

[@diamondspider44]

I’ll try spinning that’s a good trick

[@manuelleyva2811]

More like podREYcer

[@skywarp_8493]

“She’s gone” *Finn and everyone starts celebrating*

[@charabrando204]

I died😂

[@tuckeredout2887]

thanks Jeff

[@unlimitediq1894]

11:17

[@tantris2876]

I'm the 666th like

[@yourmajesty6069]

No one's ever really gone

[@Brannon1009]

This was George’s true vision

[@zombieslayer1760]

George never wanted this

[@niko-800]

zombieslayer JLB noyes

[@jagtech490]

zombie slayer it doesn’t matter because we drove him away

[@darthsand1085]

This video is the key!

[@rytlocknroll]

Decade-Dead format, and I had a feeling there’d be a “this is how they envisioned it” comment within this comment section.

[@the_skeleton_boy6501]

Best part of the movie was when palpatine used tickle fingers to make a doomsday bass drop

[@LobarRobotic]

I totally want a Sith ruled Empire now. What a party that would be

[@Fitchy-ke3wz]

I never got a fatebringer.

[@alecdl98]

@@Fitchy-ke3wz I have like 4 you want one of mine? Lmao

[@Peepeestorm]

I'll never forget that moment, I nearly pissed my goddamn pants from the laughter lmaoo

[@TheMandalorianGhostYT]

What is the dupstep called

[@facetioustimes6211]

Old lady: “Rey who?” Kylo: “Garbage.” Rey: “... 👁👁”

[@unlimitediq1894]

11:17

[@averyniceguy3964]

@@unlimitediq1894 Lewd

[@skrrr8124]

@@unlimitediq1894 uhhhh

[@ct__-ls3df]

@@unlimitediq1894 your name describe your comment👏👏👏

[@averyniceguy3964]

@Knight Of Light Rey Star wars

[@BartyCrease98]

10:00 yoda just summed up this whole trilogy

[@aaronlandry3934]

It really is. The plot is something out of a fan fiction

[@SSJFACPACIFIST]

“The senate” Palpatine smiling to the side.... Bruh spot on 10/10 poop

[@Hanzo_Hashashi1994]

Thats True hahaha

[@Mitifly123]

agree, best moment !!

[@obiwankenobi7857]

I thought the new trilogy was a tragedy, but I realise it's a comedy

[@imatheistbut5789]

Goddamn it your comment has the high ground over mine

[@ryanlarkyn]

From a certain point of view.

[@MaxxMcGeePrivate]

@Ufff Oh, hello there!

[@Charlyman64]

Hello there

[@hsing-yihuang3335]

Its the prequels all over again

[@CalMillward]

11:56 The way Palpatine just smiles, then when realised he's being looked at he stops smiling

[@UK8864]

Another missed opportunity for Scatterbrain JJ.

[@kubli365]

And Rey has that disgusted look when she turns too. Like daughter like (grand)father I guess

[@Sprmakitcc]

i laughed so hard at palpatine lol

[@coreyeverett5500]

Palpatine had the same face as Mr. Bubz

[@peytonburnsed2196]

He looks terrified of her for some reason. Terrified of that plot armor and strong female person.

[@JAWS99]

Rey: “Be with me” Everyone: “Rey” Yoda: “how embarrassing” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@machkeinefaxen6549]

Anakin "I hate you!"

[@MausOfTheHouse]

When a shitpost is better than 500M dollars worth of movies.

[@notacommunistperson9339]

Ahaha maus, your 128mm schnapps are nothing compared to my kv-2's 152mm vodka bottles

[@kiwionpizza1336]

NotACommunistPerson even his 200+ mm of frontal armor cannot compare to the Stalininium armor of the KV tanks.

[@josiahlow2992]

I don’t think that the sequels are that bad though, excessive hate. I don’t see what’s the problem with the movies

[@The_AndroidSentByCyberlife]

@Ian_Choi 20261121 give the last jedi a break, how come everybody hates that scene with luke drinking the milk but not jar jar binks!!!!!

[@The_AndroidSentByCyberlife]

@Ian_Choi 20261121 I gotta be honest that was funny.

[@darandomator4010]

Kylo Ren: *throws lightsaber* General grievous: "A fine addition to my collection" *followed by excessive coughing*

[@grievouscontent]

"A jedi's weapon deserves more respect" *proceeds to hurl it in fire*

[@hyperion3145]

Grievous needs to abandon smoking

[@СержаПриезжих]

@@hyperion3145 "time to abandon smoking"

[@koryoor3o914]

7:21 *When you choose to say nothing in a Telltale game*

[@MausOfTheHouse]

But the outcome is the same.

[@shadowspector3611]

She will remember that.

[@sleep170]

yea

[@jubilantsleep]

Lol

[@eternal5930]

"How did you defeat an Empire with almost nothing?" "We had better writing, and better charachter development, and a plan." Poe: Ok, how how? Lando: Well for starters we didn't use Resistance Bombers.

[@blakecacini8016]

And plot armor

[@magoelectrico6238]

And ewoks

[@jacobstarr9010]

Something Disney doesn't have.

[@MaxxMcGeePrivate]

If not having Disney is nothing, I want nothing.

[@AimlessSavant]

And some good ol *A l c o h o l*

[@geraldodelrivero8982]

9:36-9:38 was some of the cleanest editing I've ever seen

[@msmeliss333]

I died at that scene

[@beepffft9721]

@@msmeliss333 same

[@gabrielhelmuth5457]

10:28 my favorite part The idea of Anakin screaming that at Rey like a child

[@steampunkastronaut7081]

He's mad because he's not the chosen one anymore.

[@fersho450]

@@steampunkastronaut7081 no. He's mad because of her died his lineage

[@unlimitediq1894]

@@fersho450 ni99a was that english?

[@users10116]

@@unlimitediq1894 english imperialist we speak english like we want

[@FranktheBunny666]

@@steampunkastronaut7081 neither is Rey Who.

[@TheMovieDoctorful]

The characters are somehow more consistently written here than they were in the actual film.

[@UK8864]

The editor here did not have three Disney executive goons telling him three different things.

[@mentoscokeenema]

@@UK8864 I believe that movies will never be as good as they once were unless these executives and producers allow the writers and directors to have total control of the projects without breathing down their necks and Changing something on a whim because they don't like it or China disagrees with it, but that's just my opinion.

[@jakejoker1988]

@Purple Emerald The thing is people remember the prequels. There are many memorable quotes and moments from the prequels but the same can't be said for this sequel trilogy.

[@perzito1]

@Purple Emerald The sequels were better than the original trilogy. Just look at part three. So much feelings and everything good about a movie. Nothing like it in the OT.

[@TheMovieDoctorful]

@Purple Emerald that trilogy that consisted of 2 masterpieces (Clones and Sith) and one decent film? (Menace) Yes, I would be fine with that. I wish more movies were like the prequels, especially Hollywood blockbusters.

[@rogerfurlong1535]

Wow the directors cut is SO much better!

[@UK8864]

Not sure if this is JJ's doing...seems more like a film genius was behind this version. :)

[@RealAnt86]

UK8864 r/whoooosh

[@Eeep_Z1]

No woosh here, the joke was an insult to the editor since JJ Abram is a joke

[@luk3426]

YeetusChungus86 Woosher gets wooshed

[@souvikmitra6161]

@@RealAnt86 Uno reverse card, since he was insulting JJ

[@a1exxx387]

"The nav signal is coming from that Command Ship, thats our drop zone." "How do you know?" *stares at her for seconds* "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE USE THE FORCE?"

[@chrislindamood9378]

That's not how the force works!

[@kubli365]

That edit of him getting on an escape pod was amazing

[@legoanakinskywalker4637]

Till this day we still don't know what rey's last name is.

[@ultracritical2997]

Garbage

[@thekiss2083]

Or Obama's

[@chelsea7806]

Maybe Biden

[@robertagren9360]

Rey Ben glasses

[@primalvelocity3811]

Sue.

[@viniciusschneider7376]

3:48 "there are too many of them"

[@c3por2d29]

what are we going to do ?

[@anakinskywalker7323]

**ignites lightsaber**

[@sangenan1]

@@anakinskywalker7323 yesu

[@aayla9982]

@@anakinskywalker7323 dew it

[@firescractherxd1269]

Rey: Be with me Anakin: I HATE YOU

[@medicgaming6841]

when han said '' hey kid '' i was expecting the '' you wanna buy some deathsticks? ''

[@l_rob420]

Memory Han deals drugs

[@flippinfudgeyt]

9:52 I love that the voices start roasting Rey

[@pokenaut7803]

How embarrassing, hmmmmmwehwah!!

[@yachiyous9110]

Because she's a palpatine lol. Grandpa caused so much shit that granddaughter had to pay the price

[@steevrawjers]

FlippinFudgeYT lol

[@Rotemagical]

Why , you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking… nerfherder!

[@River.s.]

This Somehow feels Better then in the Movie

[@graber1989]

"Did you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise ?" "Yes." "I think not"

[@u.v.s.5583]

And what about the tragedy of Master Windu?

[@obiwankenobi9392]

Im tragic too

[@MiketheLMS2000]

@@obiwankenobi9392 anakin is more tragic

[@Michaentus]

9:40 Would love a extended version of Palpi jamming

[@alexperson4503]

Best part of the whole video😂

[@legoC97]

No joke, this handled Rey's character arc better than the actual movie did

[@chaseyboyshorts7892]

Yes

[@ephidel285]

Because you're a Palpatine.

[@giygas_9577]

@@ephidel285 Tell that to Kanjiclub.

[@_somestuff]

@@giygas_9577 no, Kanjiclub wants his Kanjiclub.

[@giygas_9577]

@@_somestuff I never made a deal with Kanjiclub!

[@spynix0718]

"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?" "Yes." Me: Impossible, perhaps the archives were completed.

[@denisenaylor1229]

I get the reference but That's the opposite of that

[@_V.Va_]

@@denisenaylor1229 It's a spin on the joke.

[@cinevore358]

Why I've more pleasure watching this than the actual movie?

[@ascend3654]

People actually paid money to watch that? 🤣

[@moontears3887]

The movie was awesome, you're all just salty.

[@theendgame0967]

Because you like salt

[@BobberTheWiseYTP]

No, the movie wasn’t awesome. ‘Twas trash.

[@beanos1440]

PlayfulMyth18 Eh, there’s a couple of things that don’t make sense and the weird writing kinda set me off.

[@monokuma1798]

Old Woman: Rey Who? Rey: Rey-*D SHADOW LEGENDS*

[@ashunknown9728]

Hahaha palaptinr rey

[@chelsea7806]

Lol

[@dharmeshmistry342]

“Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?” “Yes...” “I thought not.” *Absolute gold.* 🤣

[@TheJoker-qo4fg]

Rey who? Actually, if you don’t mind, it’s just the doctor... Rey who? ReyVENGE OF THE SITH Rey who? Reyd Shadow Legend, it’s a mobile game... Rey who? Kylo Rey

[@spiderbatwho8309]

Hello I’m The Doctor Basically Run

[@randomdudesoninternet9178]

Rey who? Rey Masterio

[@rapscallionsnipe]

@@randomdudesoninternet9178 OMG yes

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

Rey who? I am Rey Giovanna and I have a dream...

[@suprisebuttsecksspy5958]

Rey who? Rey man (ray man)

[@hishedarthvader4340]

I half expected Han Solo to stab Kylo Ren after he said, “Kylo Ren is dead”

[@TheyWantMeGone69]

I expected Han to stab Kylo.

[@rakusin]

I expected Grievous to run after the saber

[@yachiyous9110]

I expected kylo to stab him again and well, everything was proceeding as i had foreseen

[@aaronlandry3934]

“Yeah, how do you like it, you fucker!”

[@Lalvon_Zelpharr]

The Skywalkers send their regards

[@Veloziraptor111]

3:05 me trying to snipe in Star Wars Battlefront 2

[@dariannisch7511]

So true

[@tylerchow4532]

3:28 My toxic teammate who sees me miss all my snipes

[@AirlessVent]

That's just me in general.

[@liamdalemon1525]

Leonard Church would like to know your location

[@cicadamp3152]

Where is that from? The scenes.

[@Flip-a-dip-dip]

When Lando said “let’s find out” thats exactly where I thought it was going.

[@kamekakarot]

10:10 The Jedi talking shit to Rey was so satisfying

[@ccateni28]

Ikr...

[@manupm9161]

10:27 I HATE YOU!!!

[@theoriginalman9426]

Bruh

[@thewlf-man4191]

How embarrassing

[@stratusredklowd184]

Nurf herder

[@sAmpY_wAmpy]

Kylo Ren hates Finn because when he betrayed the first order he revoked Kylo's N-word pass

[@ryanm.8720]

Since when did Kylo Ren need an N-word pass? kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4qwnZeJobyei6c kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJirdIWknLOcntk kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioTXqZqMlLWdrpo

[@sAmpY_wAmpy]

@@ryanm.8720 he had one at the time but Finn revoked it between TFA and TLJ

[@Lekt0r]

It is not YTP... *You just made the whole movie better*

[@viscountrainbows6452]

The Han ghost scene as it *should* have gone tho👌🏿💯

[@shiperobin]

I agree. I like the movie but I agree with both of you

[@noblenormie1179]

Lekt0r no Palpatine died still dog shit

[@Kirifuki]

Rxnys But Palpatine got a happy ending by turning into a force ghost.

[@sleep170]

yes

[@DogSippingRootbeer]

2:28 later hears in the distance “A fine addition to my collection!”

[@shockwavesteve]

More like 11:18

[@DogSippingRootbeer]

O god lol

[@aayla9982]

*clank clank clank*

[@filipkowalczyk7779]

im the 66th like, Execute ORder 66

[@TheWelchProductions]

0:40 That was Adam Driver’s crying from the movie Marriage Story.

[@BaileyVVS]

I was wondering how he got that 🤣

[@slappy7642]

When the x-wing scene showed Anakin I clapped, the movie would’ve been much better if Anakin had been in just one scene

[@mx2500st]

Slappy765 or Anakin and Luke over at that scene but I agree😁

[@ivankostadinov1639]

It wouldn't have make sense. I agree that Anakin should have been in the movie, but not in this scene.

[@mx2500st]

@@ivankostadinov1639 yeah I guess your right

[@ctchulk]

@@ivankostadinov1639 seeing as most of the movie didn't make much sense anyway, it wouldn't have hurt.

[@scottmcdonnell5403]

Anakin had nothing to do with this trilogy, that would be almost as stupid as adding Palpatine into it

[@musiclee8148]

Palpatine: You ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? Rey: Yes! Palpatine: I thought not. Rey: *visible confusion*

[@TheFishE77Official]

@@musiclee8148 Aaaaaannnd if KZbin could show the dislikes after that follow up comment, you'd be roasted, begger.

[@combatking0]

Palpatine: Repeating my most memorable lines from better movies is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be, unimaginative. Jar Jar Abrams: Screw imagination, I have mystery boxes!

[@TheFishE77Official]

@Scrubba_Ducky They replied to their own comment with the typical "thanks for all the likes! Since people like this you should come subscribe to my channel!" self promotion crap. Thankfully it appears to have been removed.

[@musiclee8148]

@@TheFishE77Official Yeah. Was a mistake I see that! Didn't mean to beg.

[@galiad_exe7148]

The sniper scene was funny as hell.

[@unlimitediq1894]

11:17 nothing tops this.

[@Christian-oi7sd]

@@unlimitediq1894 nah the sniping scene was the best but that comes in a close second

[@jonsangels2465]

@@unlimitediq1894Wait, isn't it hinted that she is his daughter?

[@alexandercoronado4415]

It really is tho, I was so confused at first on what the hell was coming up from the ground😂😂

[@werewolfjack9691]

Rey: "Master skywalker" Luke: *Ignites saber* Rey: "There are to many of them what are we going to do?!" Luke: "Uh, you're going to die."

[@walnzell9328]

2:48 Yes. This is exactly how this scene felt.

[@tronpool4666]

1:12 Kylo Joined the dark side because the dark side of the force is a pathway to get the N-word Pass

[@lunarian9877]

Tronpool X-box live chat? Oops, wrong place.

[@roigergoololo3966]

And to master disco force lightning.

[@engineergaming1537]

@@lunarian9877 I believe you mean X-Wing Live Chat?

[@ryanm.8720]

This isn't the first time he said the N-word. kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4qwnZeJobyei6c kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJirdIWknLOcntk kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioTXqZqMlLWdrpo

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

It deserves the Oscar. In all seriousness, you made TROS a million times better.

[@jasonpeters6877]

11:18 You know what's funny, in a book that girl is Landos daughter

[@hollowroxas4742]

Nexas Gaming12 it is very little known that bespin is the alabama of the galaxy

[@lunarian9877]

That’s the point Sargent, that millennium falcon is where she came from, Landos in there.

[@alexsage4]

Did you freaking read it? She's not

[@tsopmocful1958]

It doesn't matter because Lando is pansexual. He's into anything.

[@roigergoololo3966]

I see Star Wars has upgraded from twincest to father daughter incest; so progressive.

[@khaosinkorporated9493]

The scene where finn just leaves the resistance to die is just priceless 7:36

[@dcthepro1339]

2:54 who else accidentally wanted to press the skip ad button lmao

[@unlimitediq1894]

11:17

[@dcthepro1339]

UNLIMITED IQ son of a😂😂😂😂

[@orangensaft6563]

My YT is in German😂

[@josh_the_alien]

How do you *accedentally* want something?

[@dcthepro1339]

Eli S. ja meins auch, war trotzdem zu blöd😂😂😂

[@danny90099]

Any one try "skip ad "

[@mx2500st]

Me

[@sleepyghost5029]

oh yeah

[@Dankdalorde]

OMG ME

[@cadenjudah]

I knew it was fake

[@vigilant3263]

nope

[@michaelfriesen2820]

In the next several hours this YTP will hit 100K likes with the hate of 100K jedi. THANKS YOU FOR 200 LIKES GUYS

[@zeke7651]

Yikes

[@terrygeer3089]

@@zeke7651 Yeah, he kind of overshot that estimate, huh? haha

[@zeke7651]

Terry Geer a little 😅

[@StrikeEagle713]

You were wrong, Michael Friesen. You were dead wrong.

[@EvanNee]

I was wrong, because you're a Palpatine. - Luke Skywalker

[@blacksky3089]

I like how palpatines music stops as soon as Rey looks back at him

[@jackfrankenfield7407]

This is golden I genuinely enjoyed this more than the actually sequels

[@robertagren9360]

And it makes Squadron canon with Rey playing an imperial sleeper agent inside an X-wing.

[@tsopmocful1958]

Palpatine saves himself by grabbing a ledge. "Phew...That was lucky!"

[@thefreerepublicofadmiralpr2935]

tsopmocful Where was that scene from then?

[@AbrahamEspino1]

The Republic of Admiral Producer that was lucky? I just remember it from battlefront 2 lol. The ledge thing was from episode 3 with Palpatine’s fight with Yoda

[@tsopmocful1958]

@@thefreerepublicofadmiralpr2935 It was the bit after the Death Star exploded, but before the chunk he was in crashed into the planet virtually intact without vapourising on impact or causing a planetary wide extinction event like any other big chunk of matter falling from space would. So he ended up being very lucky a few times in a row.

[@thefreerepublicofadmiralpr2935]

tsopmocful Cool. What a cool plot twist. That explains so much. :)

[@TheRedstoneWeb]

Another happy landing

[@JaneD559]

*10:01* The *’How embarrassing ahuel hehehemwahaha’* made me laugh so much.

[@spicysnowman8886]

Isnt that from episode 2

[@Pigness7]

they revealed that that girl is Lando's Daughter, making that scene extremely fucked up

[@Nightband]

Or extremely better, depending on one's tastes

[@Sheevlord]

[insert the Luke-Leia kiss scene]

[@JustinCage56]

When was that revealed? :?

[@thatwasglfo]

pignessman 7 tHatS iNcESt

[@ThirdAct.J]

Holy fuck

[@byteresistor]

"somehow Palpatine has returned" Sums up the whole Disney SW fiasco. A good question for another wiki page.

[@NinjaPigSmash]

5:54 at first I was confused but then it hit me, they were celebrating Leia's death

[@robertagren9360]

Actually it's about REY. Luke killed Leia while she slept long before.

[@NinjaPigSmash]

@@robertagren9360 wait is that a joke or am I just tripping or are you about to get wooshed?

[@robertagren9360]

@@NinjaPigSmash Woman says she's gone and everyone celebrate. Before that Luke had Leia's lightsaber because he killed her. The plothole is that Luke shouldn't had the lightsaber because A: It belongs to its master B: Luke says a jedi's lightsaber should be (respected) not thrown away. So he wouldn't be able to accept the lightsaber, that would admit that the lightsaber has no value.

[@Oktoayy]

Random rebel girl who's name i can't remember: How do you know? Finn: *menacingly stares at her for an awkward amount of time* CAN SOMEONE PLEASE USE THE FORCE

[@master106]

Jannah, how do you not remember?

[@freerealestate6531]

master106 games Because she was a forgetable character in a forgetable movie.

[@wraith2939]

Free Real Estate her looks weren’t ;)

[@st0rm3325]

“Rey who?” “Palpitine” “Rey who?” “The senate.” “Rey who?” “Garbage” “Rey who?” *_The end_*

[@PeterDivine]

Missed opportunity, should have ended the video with the Doctor Who theme song.

[@hollowroxas4742]

Someone else beat me to this but Rey may be a palpatine but she will never be the senate

[@vedji1857]

Rey and the old lady stay there for eternity, the sith witch finally being defeated.

[@Xehanort10]

No matter what she calls herself she's still nobody.

[@cyanwise3024]

Rey: I'm Rey GARBAGE!

[@neath6341]

no one: my neighbors upstairs: 9:40

[@palom-ys9hg]

My neighbours at 11.27 pm 11:18

[@Butterball3588]

Sorry to hear that guys.

[@splatinumm]

@@palom-ys9hg jesus

[@tejetski]

"The nav signal is coming from that command ship, that's our drop zone!" "How'd you know?" ... "CaN sOmEoNe PlEaSe UsE tHe FoRcE"

[@wyattiratus6643]

11:14 FBI OPEN UP!

[@Del-Dokan]

7:16 Finn: "The nav signal is coming from that command ship. That's our drop zone." Jannah: "How do you know?" **Awkward pause** Finn: *C a N S o M e O n E p L e A s E U s E T h E f O r C e ? !*

[@amon7425]

2:28 was waiting for General Grievous grabbing the lightsaber

[@ferrox8421]

Too much time on r/prequelmemes you spent young padawan

[@amon7425]

@@ferrox8421 oh I don't think so

[@jrllpinheiro]

This is where the arguments begin!....I’ll try meming that’s a good trick

[@obiwankenobi9392]

Hello there

[@joebiden4205]

He was to small

[@thatguy6104]

The fact that this is actually better than the movie scenes really says alot about the movie

[@tam2237]

10:39 love how we hear just a bit more of the music before it ends

[@SpanishAvenger]

Glad to see someone else appreciates this enough to comment about it xD

[@exzobree9158]

Does someone know the music used here?

[@patrickgogan3517]

Disco sith 2019 ~ colorized

[@Dubstone]

@@exzobree9158 Metrik - Hackers Please check out Drum and Bass, it's the best electronic genre out there

[@417Owsy]

10:38

[@ajfiaewoipaweipefawejpfwoe1049]

3:50 ok this was legendary

[@whatthefreak5827]

10:37 DJ palpatine was slaying the night with some lit edm party music until ...

[@Mizra-dq3lj]

What was the song? It's actually really good

[@Imperial8933]

And at 9:41

[@Butterball3588]

Slaying the night with some "Hackers" by Metrik.

[@jonsangels2465]

The entire movie should have been about Sheev Palpatine and his amazing bass!

[@Kirifuki]

Isn't that exactly how it happened in the actual movie? I remembered the entire theater vibrating when he shot lightning in the air.

[@zynian]

This video exists, now the existence of the movie is justified.

[@morganmelotti5701]

The movie we needed but not what we deserved. Welcome Back 💙

[@SuperJanitorguy]

"Rey who?" sums up this trainwreck of a series perfectly

[@thelookingcat]

It's ok not a Trainwreck

[@genesisacevedo1095]

@@thelookingcat not a trainwreck a whole ass genocide

[@user-bk6iq6po9y]

@@genesisacevedo1095 nah fuck that. Omnicide

[@indoraptorsamsungsimp1097]

I think force awakens was pretty good though

[@IntelligenceBuild]

When the music kept going for a second before he turned off the lightning.

[@CrazyPrivateer]

‘The war will be lost because you’re a palpatine’

[@hishedarthvader4340]

Star Wars Fact #647: If Palpatine told Rey the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise she would’ve turned to the dark side.

[@lynmariegm]

0:40 IS THAT ADAM TEARING UP IN A MARRIAGE STORY OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING

[@joellezima3506]

WAIT THAT'S WHERE THAT'S FROM? 😭😭😭

[@spaceaidsman4535]

Joelle Zima a marriage story,featuring kylo ren and black widow + a child

[@joellezima3506]

@@spaceaidsman4535 I know, I've seen it I was just shocked because I suddenly recognized it 😂 thanks tho

[@Jim_100]

9:07 I died on the nacho part! 😂😂

[@Quin3cy]

I just had sex and I'm about to eat NACHOS..ITS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!

[@beckettmaffei]

8:45 Aw, don't feel bad, Poe. The movie's almost over.

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

You know Rey is bad when she’s being called out by Jar Jar. 10:26

[@tempeperoni]

Lmfao I didn’t hear him until you pointed it out

[@Truxidious]

@@tempeperoni It's embarrassing.

[@MyFunnyVids888]

Damn imagine being clapped by jar jar

[@Lord_of_Tanks_]

Are you threatening Darth Jar Jar Binks, the sith Lord that became more powerful than you could ever imagine?

[@primalvelocity3811]

Tis embarrassing!

[@selenagekas1869]

2:31 Should’ve put general grievous saying “a fine addition to my collection”

[@Al-hb2wo]

Are you Gengar

[@ronaldreaganhateaccount2839]

This somehow had more plot than the movie itself.

[@shiperobin]

The movie has a plot. A very simple plot: rey and friends try to find the emperor before he gennocides the Galaxy

[@SpanishAvenger]

This is what a good YTP is! Not just earrapes and distorsions... but quality editing with quality jokes!

[@TYLORSWORLD]

For anyone looking, the techno lightning song is : Metrik - Hackers

[@Butterball3588]

Thank you.

[@Xpistos510]

God among men.

[@johnlocke6415]

*Death is a concept invented by the Jedi, I don’t even know how to spell it*

[@emperorzuccc9248]

Odd max Yoda you old sponge

[@technopriest6708]

You look terrible!