[YTP] The Coronavirus Rap (Michael Rosen)

[@CaptainPlums]

LYRICS: The Coronavirus Rap You may think I'm a government hoax, you may think I'm the next plague You may think I'm just a flu, you may think I'm the apocalypse But hang onto your seats and listen right here I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your toilet paper Hip, hop, hop hop from person to person I'm giving you all the coronavirus rap, rap, rap, rap I was born on the seventh of December, I remember very well that horrible day I was in a bowl of bat soup, curled up tight, though I have to say, it was BLURGGHHH Nothing to do, didn't wanna spread I was so happy, didn't wanna make anyone dead Then I hear some people give a shout One bite, Mr. Corona, and you'll be out I'm telling you, that was a puzzle to me I shouted out, "NO BREATHING!" Doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can do murderous and mad dog stuff" I popped out my head, said now watch me fuck the economy I juked and jived around the world Balam-bam-boola, balam-bam-diddy cough Hip, hop, hip hop infect I'm giving you all the coronavirus rap, rap, rap, rap When I was one, I swam into someone's mouth When I was two, I was just a flu When I was three, I started getting really dangerous When I was four, I went to this cafe When I was five, the airplane took off When I was six, I went to London Airport When I was seven, there was no-one down the street When I was eight, I got to meet prime minister When I was nine, they closed all the schools When I was ten they made me, disappear Oh no! And everything was lovely once again, wonderful

[@goos_boi8450]

😂

[@Niagaranobs]

PLUMS

[@TheSoundCrafterCompany]

the good ol outro

[@dougthomas5386]

CaptainPlums but what about the “KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM “ bit

[@CaptainPlums]

@@dougthomas5386 Well that's just my outro

[@VenomizerStarrk]

When the hero returns during our time of need

[@plasmaTee269]

I hope Michael doesn't catch the virus. I know that at his age, he is more susceptible...

[@caldera11]

"You can't stop me, I'm Michael Motherfucking Rosen!"

[@Steamed_Ananab]

Ah! That was the mistake

[@DeejvilleTV]

He has. He's in ICU.

[@xxthewarwithinxxo4946]

ive got bad news for you mate

[@samrodick8282]

If......you know....you have blood on your hands...

[@TwisterTH]

Holly hell, dude. I wonder what Michael would think about this rap.

[@DiabeetusPlams]

THE A-POKE-A-LIPS.

[@shermendlakk]

CoronaVirus is 9, we just need to wait until its 10 and. We'll be safe

[@KlaviceGavin]

I'm so glad Rosen survived the Virus. He's a very sweet guy, and the fact he's okay with poopers now really made me glad he survived. I'd want him to survive anyway since he's one of my Jewish inspirations and one guy I would definitely love my kids to meet when I have them. I definitely love the guy and he's gone through hell in the past four-ish years losing his youngest son, getting Covid etcetera. So glad Captain could bring some joy during those dark days that we thought Mick might die.

[@KlaviceGavin]

When I was 10, they made me disappear. That would be awesome, not gonna lie.

[@kappa3750]

Genius jokes, great flow and a happy ending! Great to see quality pooping is still alive

[@victoree6680]

great sentence mixing damn I love this

[@docdapper]

This is a work of art. Great job lightening the mood of this serious situation a bit, dude! We can’t disregard this whole thing as a joke, but it’s nice to have fun with it here and there. Stay safe, everybody!

[@hackerwaffle]

the virus really did get to meet prime minister

[@milkykid8053]

“I popped out my head and said watch me fuck the economy” 😂

[@caldera11]

I love your straightforward jokey YTPs

[@danielsrandomchannel1472]

I didn’t know whether I’d laugh or feel sorry for Michael Rosen. So, I did both.

[@rustyshaculford1882]

"now watch me fuck the economy" Yep, that'll be big thin next month

[@bagofplums69]

balam bam boola balam ba diddy *COUGH* ahaha this is bloody genuis man loved it

[@ItsCiarian]

A classic returns to save the day

[@4nkn0wn_R3d]

Michael rosen : **Rap corona virus** In 15 September Michael rosen : I got corona virus

[@egorpro420]

0:32 omfg I died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kursatemekse9737]

0:41 I love how the man is called Corona man before the Virus spread

[@aSmallGreenDot]

So glad these are still being made

[@briangriffin9842]

110 people had Corona

[@themickyrosenrabbit5585]

"When I was 8, I got to meet Prime Minister" It certainly did...

[@MaltMilkshake]

i am blessed to be among the first 200 to watch this gem

[@Lystr0saur]

Damn, good job man

[@GabrielDipo]

Fun fact: he got coronavirus and recovered.

[@ghoulishlycool]

Thank you, Captain

[@fredoriagaming4466]

Am I the only one who looks up Michael Rosen YTP stuff to use in my own because I can't be bothered going through all the source material to sentence mix it myself?

[@hoseinsan9752]

LOVE!!!!

[@trve_ingvar]

Some glorious stuff right here!

[@dylanboland3512]

Beautiful,that’s a rap

[@bohdankuziv2707]

According to this rap everything will end alright, thanx Captn'!!!

[@the-real-franz-kafka]

YOURE ALIVE

[@hoseinsan9752]

Pure love

[@princekingston1426]

This....is.....art

[@broski1886]

Bro Coronavirus in the captions is corrode my thighs.

[@WannesDeBacker]

This aged badly

[@kirkafur3]

Thanks for making this exist

[@nathanh5965]

Incidentally, Michael DID get the virus back in March. He recovered but his sight, hearing and voice got affected by the ordeal. Full video is here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2LagI2AZqdqba8

[@CaptainPlums]

Many of us followed that while it was happening, sent out our prayers at the time. We knew around the time he was first admitted to hospital, glad he made it but unfortunate that he does suffer long-term side effects now, all the best to him

[@nathanh5965]

@@CaptainPlums Well said

[@galacticgaminghd1859]

I mean then again he is getting old but still going strong

[@nathanh5965]

@@galacticgaminghd1859 It is pretty impressive.

[@jxnisnotfunny]

this is absolutely perfect

[@graduator14]

This song is quite infectious!

[@EssentiallyFalse]

love it

[@quazar-omega]

So lit it burned down my house. By the way you deserve way more subscribers

[@kareemboi999]

Amazing

[@Addy_The_Baddy]

This is perfection

[@Wonderyt99]

I had the virus and survived

[@arkane_cold831]

@CaptainPlums You should make an entire story about how Michael got corona virus

[@emmicllns]

very nice

[@Aerodeth]

Holy shit, I seriously wasnt expected a happy ending.

[@vincentferrante6737]

Very epic

[@cryptic8053]

Yes Michael crosen

[@akashpai4650]

This was God-Tier

[@KSGClive]

Toy-let pay-per

[@captaingr00vy40]

The A pOkE aLyPsE.

[@sugaryhull9688]

This hits different after hearing about IRL Michael Rosen's brush with death due to COVID

[@forfaerghus8092]

I'm surprised at how fast you're churning out Michael Rosen YTPs.

[@zoewells3160]

Love this.

[@garryturner3203]

0:32 best part

[@ThierryRocksTV]

It's almost been a whole year

[@JamesPlaysGames95]

Hi everyone! Important news. Michael Rosen is currently in ICU with an illness. It is NOT related to Coronavirus, but I felt like I needed to share it just so we can show Michael his support. You can search his name on the news

[@CaptainPlums]

He has been released to a ward and is now resting according to the latest update on twitter

[@Ously6]

Mr. Rosen seems to be experiencing symptoms, sadly.

[@CaptainPlums]

Oh damn, really?

[@auditect950]

This is amazing!

[@Mes_Potatoes]

Dangit he just burned all my toilet papers

[@lynnx20133]

now I have to say it was..... BLEUGHHH

[@DeejvilleTV]

Michael is actually in ICU at the mo. Just thought y'all should know.

[@CaptainPlums]

Oh dear. I hope he recovers soon, I just read he is said to be doing "ok, stable, alert" so let's hope for the best. From when was this update? I found the one on twitter from yesterday but there may have been an update since then.

[@memejuice6809]

When he actually gets the virus...

[@absupinhere]

Lmfao!! Perfect!

[@olinator9676]

Gold!

[@garfeltrealtbh]

Good job, over 400 likes and 0 dislikes

[@dorito4her]

wow nice I didn't expect this

[@shiftydog6969]

Ok, when is it going to become 10?

[@Gandalf_the_Black_]

*People in 2016:* Are they seriously still making Michael Rosen YTPs? Michael Rosen is a dead YTP source. *2020:*

[@CaptainPlums]

It will always be a good source, the amount of stories that can be told with this is vast

[@Gandalf_the_Black_]

@@CaptainPlums Yep, especially as he uploads new content every couple of months. He recently made a beatbox version of We're Going on a Bear Hunt

[@Paragon13]

And then it spiked again in October.

[@craigrodgers3698]

Video Time!

[@ghostcurtis6793]

Hi what editing software do you use to edit these

[@CaptainPlums]

Sony Vegas Pro 15

[@mirapidd]

Omg my fucking dad is back

[@TwizelUnlimited]

Balambaboolam balabadiddy cough

[@driedfruit1238]

Love it, but take the tags out of the description before your channel gets terminated.

[@CaptainPlums]

which one, is there something I don't know yet here

[@driedfruit1238]

@@CaptainPlums spamming any tags in the description is called tag stuffing and youtube will terminate your channel if they see it

[@CaptainPlums]

@@driedfruit1238 Ah. Cheers for the heads-up

[@driedfruit1238]

@@CaptainPlums (click) nice

[@trevorslinkard31]

Funny the 7th of December is Chicknpika’s birthday too

[@jasonwinchester9350]

How did I find this today?!

[@Hapokas112]

Noice.👍🏻

[@theburpman8006]

Michael Rosen was in hospital

[@wesleysmith2700]

Still waiting for 10!

[@tastyDungeon]

hahaha nice

[@JOEY_YAMAN]

Number 10 didn’t happen yet.

[@rufousthefox9766]

It will.

[@StudioUAC]

I gotta find that guy in china that ate that bat soup and thank him for my 1200 dollars and 2-week break.

[@kojothicc]

Why don't you use any clips from the new michael rosen videos

[@Protege9020]

😂😂😂

[@gowbjajSeram]

Hahahahahah

[@SlickSteven75]

Corosenvirus

[@HeWillBeComing]

U didn't have to do sentence mixing for the no breathing part

[@papayaboat1780]

Apokélypse?

[@misskcullen]

Lol

[@connormugaasofficial-gamin9519]

wait... why is C-19 here...?!

[@przznce]

0 dislikes

[@mistycal_6335]

Racist and it mite get demonitized or however you spell it btw I liked and subbed

[@CaptainPlums]

there is no racism here but thanks

[@adil9499]

@@CaptainPlums maybe he's mentioning bat soup LoL, but I guess only snowflake/CCP bots will triggered by this bat soup joke.

[@Iggymuncher]

How is it racist?

[@rainbowsuperyuki8465]

Take this video down

[@styledarc19]

Amazing