LYRICS: The Coronavirus Rap You may think I'm a government hoax, you may think I'm the next plague You may think I'm just a flu, you may think I'm the apocalypse But hang onto your seats and listen right here I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your toilet paper Hip, hop, hop hop from person to person I'm giving you all the coronavirus rap, rap, rap, rap I was born on the seventh of December, I remember very well that horrible day I was in a bowl of bat soup, curled up tight, though I have to say, it was BLURGGHHH Nothing to do, didn't wanna spread I was so happy, didn't wanna make anyone dead Then I hear some people give a shout One bite, Mr. Corona, and you'll be out I'm telling you, that was a puzzle to me I shouted out, "NO BREATHING!" Doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can do murderous and mad dog stuff" I popped out my head, said now watch me fuck the economy I juked and jived around the world Balam-bam-boola, balam-bam-diddy cough Hip, hop, hip hop infect I'm giving you all the coronavirus rap, rap, rap, rap When I was one, I swam into someone's mouth When I was two, I was just a flu When I was three, I started getting really dangerous When I was four, I went to this cafe When I was five, the airplane took off When I was six, I went to London Airport When I was seven, there was no-one down the street When I was eight, I got to meet prime minister When I was nine, they closed all the schools When I was ten they made me, disappear Oh no! And everything was lovely once again, wonderful
@goos_boi84504 жыл бұрын
😂
@Niagaranobs4 жыл бұрын
PLUMS
@TheSoundCrafterCompany4 жыл бұрын
the good ol outro
@dougthomas53864 жыл бұрын
CaptainPlums but what about the “KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM “ bit
@CaptainPlums4 жыл бұрын
@@dougthomas5386 Well that's just my outro
@VenomizerStarrk4 жыл бұрын
When the hero returns during our time of need
@plasmaTee2694 жыл бұрын
I hope Michael doesn't catch the virus. I know that at his age, he is more susceptible...
@caldera114 жыл бұрын
"You can't stop me, I'm Michael Motherfucking Rosen!"
@Steamed_Ananab4 жыл бұрын
Ah! That was the mistake
@DeejvilleTV4 жыл бұрын
He has. He's in ICU.
@xxthewarwithinxxo49464 жыл бұрын
ive got bad news for you mate
@samrodick82824 жыл бұрын
If......you know....you have blood on your hands...
@TwisterTH4 жыл бұрын
Holly hell, dude. I wonder what Michael would think about this rap.
@DiabeetusPlams4 жыл бұрын
THE A-POKE-A-LIPS.
@shermendlakk4 жыл бұрын
CoronaVirus is 9, we just need to wait until its 10 and. We'll be safe
@KlaviceGavin2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Rosen survived the Virus. He's a very sweet guy, and the fact he's okay with poopers now really made me glad he survived. I'd want him to survive anyway since he's one of my Jewish inspirations and one guy I would definitely love my kids to meet when I have them. I definitely love the guy and he's gone through hell in the past four-ish years losing his youngest son, getting Covid etcetera. So glad Captain could bring some joy during those dark days that we thought Mick might die.
@KlaviceGavin4 жыл бұрын
When I was 10, they made me disappear. That would be awesome, not gonna lie.
@kappa37503 жыл бұрын
Genius jokes, great flow and a happy ending! Great to see quality pooping is still alive
@victoree66804 жыл бұрын
great sentence mixing damn I love this
@docdapper4 жыл бұрын
This is a work of art. Great job lightening the mood of this serious situation a bit, dude! We can’t disregard this whole thing as a joke, but it’s nice to have fun with it here and there. Stay safe, everybody!
@hackerwaffle4 жыл бұрын
the virus really did get to meet prime minister
@milkykid80534 жыл бұрын
“I popped out my head and said watch me fuck the economy” 😂
@caldera114 жыл бұрын
I love your straightforward jokey YTPs
@danielsrandomchannel14724 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know whether I’d laugh or feel sorry for Michael Rosen. So, I did both.
@rustyshaculford18824 жыл бұрын
"now watch me fuck the economy" Yep, that'll be big thin next month
@bagofplums694 жыл бұрын
balam bam boola balam ba diddy *COUGH* ahaha this is bloody genuis man loved it
@ItsCiarian4 жыл бұрын
A classic returns to save the day
@4nkn0wn_R3d4 жыл бұрын
Michael rosen : **Rap corona virus** In 15 September Michael rosen : I got corona virus
@egorpro4203 жыл бұрын
0:32 omfg I died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂
@kursatemekse97374 жыл бұрын
0:41 I love how the man is called Corona man before the Virus spread
@aSmallGreenDot4 жыл бұрын
So glad these are still being made
@briangriffin98424 жыл бұрын
110 people had Corona
@themickyrosenrabbit55854 жыл бұрын
"When I was 8, I got to meet Prime Minister" It certainly did...
@MaltMilkshake4 жыл бұрын
i am blessed to be among the first 200 to watch this gem
@Lystr0saur3 жыл бұрын
Damn, good job man
@GabrielDipo4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: he got coronavirus and recovered.
@ghoulishlycool4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Captain
@fredoriagaming44663 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who looks up Michael Rosen YTP stuff to use in my own because I can't be bothered going through all the source material to sentence mix it myself?
@hoseinsan97524 жыл бұрын
LOVE!!!!
@trve_ingvar4 жыл бұрын
Some glorious stuff right here!
@dylanboland35124 жыл бұрын
Beautiful,that’s a rap
@bohdankuziv27074 жыл бұрын
According to this rap everything will end alright, thanx Captn'!!!
@the-real-franz-kafka4 жыл бұрын
YOURE ALIVE
@hoseinsan97524 жыл бұрын
Pure love
@princekingston14264 жыл бұрын
This....is.....art
@broski18864 жыл бұрын
Bro Coronavirus in the captions is corrode my thighs.
@WannesDeBacker4 жыл бұрын
This aged badly
@kirkafur34 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making this exist
@nathanh59654 жыл бұрын
Incidentally, Michael DID get the virus back in March. He recovered but his sight, hearing and voice got affected by the ordeal. Full video is here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2LagI2AZqdqba8
@CaptainPlums4 жыл бұрын
Many of us followed that while it was happening, sent out our prayers at the time. We knew around the time he was first admitted to hospital, glad he made it but unfortunate that he does suffer long-term side effects now, all the best to him
@nathanh59654 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainPlums Well said
@galacticgaminghd18594 жыл бұрын
I mean then again he is getting old but still going strong
@nathanh59654 жыл бұрын
@@galacticgaminghd1859 It is pretty impressive.
@jxnisnotfunny4 жыл бұрын
this is absolutely perfect
@graduator144 жыл бұрын
This song is quite infectious!
@EssentiallyFalse4 жыл бұрын
love it
@quazar-omega4 жыл бұрын
So lit it burned down my house. By the way you deserve way more subscribers
@kareemboi9994 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@Addy_The_Baddy4 жыл бұрын
This is perfection
@Wonderyt994 жыл бұрын
I had the virus and survived
@arkane_cold8314 жыл бұрын
@CaptainPlums You should make an entire story about how Michael got corona virus
@emmicllns4 жыл бұрын
very nice
@Aerodeth4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I seriously wasnt expected a happy ending.
@vincentferrante67373 жыл бұрын
Very epic
@cryptic80534 жыл бұрын
Yes Michael crosen
@akashpai46504 жыл бұрын
This was God-Tier
@KSGClive4 жыл бұрын
Toy-let pay-per
@captaingr00vy404 жыл бұрын
The A pOkE aLyPsE.
@sugaryhull96883 жыл бұрын
This hits different after hearing about IRL Michael Rosen's brush with death due to COVID
@forfaerghus80924 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised at how fast you're churning out Michael Rosen YTPs.
@zoewells31604 жыл бұрын
Love this.
@garryturner32034 жыл бұрын
0:32 best part
@ThierryRocksTV3 жыл бұрын
It's almost been a whole year
@JamesPlaysGames954 жыл бұрын
Hi everyone! Important news. Michael Rosen is currently in ICU with an illness. It is NOT related to Coronavirus, but I felt like I needed to share it just so we can show Michael his support. You can search his name on the news
@CaptainPlums4 жыл бұрын
He has been released to a ward and is now resting according to the latest update on twitter
@Ously64 жыл бұрын
Mr. Rosen seems to be experiencing symptoms, sadly.
@CaptainPlums4 жыл бұрын
Oh damn, really?
@auditect9504 жыл бұрын
This is amazing!
@Mes_Potatoes2 жыл бұрын
Dangit he just burned all my toilet papers
@lynnx201334 жыл бұрын
now I have to say it was..... BLEUGHHH
@DeejvilleTV4 жыл бұрын
Michael is actually in ICU at the mo. Just thought y'all should know.
@CaptainPlums4 жыл бұрын
Oh dear. I hope he recovers soon, I just read he is said to be doing "ok, stable, alert" so let's hope for the best. From when was this update? I found the one on twitter from yesterday but there may have been an update since then.
@memejuice68094 жыл бұрын
When he actually gets the virus...
@absupinhere4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!! Perfect!
@olinator96764 жыл бұрын
Gold!
@garfeltrealtbh4 жыл бұрын
Good job, over 400 likes and 0 dislikes
@dorito4her4 жыл бұрын
wow nice I didn't expect this
@shiftydog69694 жыл бұрын
Ok, when is it going to become 10?
@Gandalf_the_Black_4 жыл бұрын
*People in 2016:* Are they seriously still making Michael Rosen YTPs? Michael Rosen is a dead YTP source. *2020:*
@CaptainPlums4 жыл бұрын
It will always be a good source, the amount of stories that can be told with this is vast
@Gandalf_the_Black_4 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainPlums Yep, especially as he uploads new content every couple of months. He recently made a beatbox version of We're Going on a Bear Hunt
@Paragon134 жыл бұрын
And then it spiked again in October.
@craigrodgers36983 жыл бұрын
Video Time!
@ghostcurtis67934 жыл бұрын
Hi what editing software do you use to edit these
@CaptainPlums4 жыл бұрын
Sony Vegas Pro 15
@mirapidd4 жыл бұрын
Omg my fucking dad is back
@TwizelUnlimited4 жыл бұрын
Balambaboolam balabadiddy cough
@driedfruit12384 жыл бұрын
Love it, but take the tags out of the description before your channel gets terminated.
@CaptainPlums4 жыл бұрын
which one, is there something I don't know yet here
@driedfruit12384 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainPlums spamming any tags in the description is called tag stuffing and youtube will terminate your channel if they see it
@CaptainPlums4 жыл бұрын
@@driedfruit1238 Ah. Cheers for the heads-up
@driedfruit12384 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainPlums (click) nice
@trevorslinkard313 жыл бұрын
Funny the 7th of December is Chicknpika’s birthday too
@jasonwinchester93504 жыл бұрын
How did I find this today?!
@Hapokas1122 күн бұрын
Noice.👍🏻
@theburpman80064 жыл бұрын
Michael Rosen was in hospital
@wesleysmith27003 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for 10!
@tastyDungeon4 жыл бұрын
hahaha nice
@JOEY_YAMAN4 жыл бұрын
Number 10 didn’t happen yet.
@rufousthefox97664 жыл бұрын
It will.
@StudioUAC4 жыл бұрын
I gotta find that guy in china that ate that bat soup and thank him for my 1200 dollars and 2-week break.
@kojothicc4 жыл бұрын
Why don't you use any clips from the new michael rosen videos
@Protege90204 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gowbjajSeram4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahah
@SlickSteven754 жыл бұрын
Corosenvirus
@HeWillBeComing6 ай бұрын
U didn't have to do sentence mixing for the no breathing part
@papayaboat17802 жыл бұрын
Apokélypse?
@misskcullen3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@connormugaasofficial-gamin95193 жыл бұрын
wait... why is C-19 here...?!
@przznce4 жыл бұрын
0 dislikes
@mistycal_63354 жыл бұрын
Racist and it mite get demonitized or however you spell it btw I liked and subbed
@CaptainPlums4 жыл бұрын
there is no racism here but thanks
@adil94994 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainPlums maybe he's mentioning bat soup LoL, but I guess only snowflake/CCP bots will triggered by this bat soup joke.