{YTP} ~ The Price is Rice Jr.

[@DaThings]

keith 🐇

[@MCDexpo]

....umm... Random?.... Also, Keith 🐇

[@Danominator]

"What is your name and how old are you?" "Aeiou"

[@user-hz5hn7ts1i]

Pebby Parbker reference?

[@Percevalko]

JESSE VENTURA YES-SE VENTURA

[@Donald38]

keith 🐇

[@Crazy56U]

One day, Nicole is going to unfreeze and dominate the Price is Rice. You watch.

[@hg3990]

Why, I oughta...

[@Circuitssmith]

Noooo?

[@bridgetoneill9684]

Nicole?

[@dicedmeat7857]

Nicole??

[@anteros__]

Nicole??

[@erinbrown3744]

I remember being Katherine years old. A confusing but beautiful time in a young girl's life...

[@hearts4lyfe855]

Being Kathrine years old was fun but hard

[@ScrubLordKyle]

Erin Brown I’m at that stage now actually!! I’m struggling a bit but I wouldn’t have it any other way!

[@cotta624]

But is anyone Keith?

[@shawnfields2757]

Joseph Cotta Nope. They're all Katherine years old, except me. I'm not a girl. I'm not Katherine years old. When I say go, that'll be your partners signal to jump around, and then jump up jump up and jump down.

[@happyface3111]

I'm katherine years old and it is a STRUGGLE

[@HoopsAndDinoMan]

"First team to win wins." Seems legit.

[@Tremmor500]

+BerylusRed God can't be his own son

[@v0idspamz636]

400th like

[@christianmccaffrey7113]

1,000th like 5 years later!

[@padraicfanning7055]

Our teams are competing to win.

[@belaroche]

wtf i thought i’d never come across you ever again

[@AuroraKnux]

Nicole is still broken, I see.

[@3slimy5me]

She actually had an idea at the beginning... but it seems she discarded it.

[@SuperThunderBolt2]

Yep.

[@josephcage7955]

nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole Nicole

[@aMiyafuji]

Y I OWTTA

[@-Trauma.]

Miyafuji Yoshika The guy in the yellow wants to "oughta" Nicole too.

[@_gh0ulz]

"There are 3 temples in the temple temple temple" How I feel playing Zelda.

[@Mr_Original]

My brother can probably relate to that. XD

[@docmarion8902]

I thought the same thing I swear

[@Maya-bp9ls]

hahaha honestly i can never get through the game without a few guides

[@linkfreeman1998]

Same LOL *Sudden flashback of me trying to kill very first boss in Ocarina of Time and fails because I'm sucks at stabbing*

[@linkfreeman1998]

@@Texan_Patriot I feel bad for you tbh. Even worse actually, I'm stuck at Dondongo's Cavern..... right now.

[@sillykola50]

Who's your partner back there? Keith. Oh kaaay.................................

[@united_games]

I'm catherine years old...

[@hg3990]

wow that's really old.

[@ignisspiritustenebris7137]

Keith is omnipotent

[@JDFMac22]

"I'm gonna ask the blue team a question. If they know the answer, that's great, they'll answer it. If they don't, I don't care - they have to answer it. If they don't answer the question, it goes a little bit like this: I'm gonna put a choke hold on the blue team, at which point they have to get a physical and I'm sure those will be interesting today"

[@blacksmithsforge640]

5:11 my reaction

[@alicekunze3044]

Tell me why I read that like a Trump speech

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

A SHOW NO-ONE KNOWS

[@BrandonDilbeck]

"get a physical"

[@W3R3W00F]

A brief study on why 5:15 is an absolute 6-in-1 home run: * The host asks a question, but answers it almost immediately before giving the contestants a chance. * The host's answer is ridiculously wrong. * The contestant answers afterwards anyway. * The contestant's answer is pure non sequitur beauty. * The host reveals that the contestant answered correctly. * "Yes-ee Ventura". I have been wanting to say this for a stupidly long time, I'm glad I finally got it out. It's just beautiful. DaThings is the highest poop.

[@padraicfanning7055]

C O R R U P T I O N

[@MeizarFarizky]

Woo sus

[@kaz3725]

I honestly don't think you're allowed to break down ytp humor. The higher ytp gods will look down at you

[@Laenthor]

-You can actually buy this car *jumps of excitement*

[@ultr4tr1ps]

"When I say go, one person from each team will jump around. That will be their partner's signal to jump up, jump up and get down." That ain't slipping past me, chief.

[@paulthoresen8241]

Best part by far

[@atteranenforcer5263]

Is this a Jet Set Radio reference? XD The sentance mixing sounded like a song from it. Haha

[@hg3990]

@@atteranenforcer5263 It's a House of Pain song.

[@atteranenforcer5263]

@@hg3990 Oh

[@DacDaMan710]

@@atteranenforcer5263 actually you that that right I've seen house of pain there no song like that there.

[@BogzoneFodyBractal]

2:24 And who's your partner? Keith. Oh....KAAAAYYYY....

[@psyclonetheseahawk9261]

Gatoray Our teams are competing to win...

[@ChristainGuyOfAction]

Chris Beckett The first team to win wins!

[@AliceUmoh]

Gatoray Climb back up then get down

[@zinsurge470]

I posted the same thing... I get no likes but you get 79...

[@goinkosu]

zInsurge welcome to the comments section. Are you enjoying your stay?

[@NaFeRn95]

Woo sus Woo suus Woo suous Woo woo woo

[@gush35z67]

NaFeRn95 it goes a little bit like this, I’m gonna put a choke hold on the blue team

[@aceroro21]

Gush 35z and then they’re gonna get a physical

[@hg3990]

@@aceroro21 and I'm sure those will be interesting, today.

[@Big_Chungus935]

Transition was great

[@tropicalhd2213]

😂I’m Fucking dead asf 😂👌🏻

[@MaxEhr]

-Where are you from Sandra? -I'm from Beli... -America!

[@alžíďhħ]

some say Keith is still in the tube waving to this day.

[@PartyPengy]

On your mark, get set! "Goin' surfing on the internet!" Holy shit that killed me, although i expected it

[@thejobgamer3169]

I expected it to XD

[@DacDaMan710]

+Tomi Where did that internet part come from?

[@Revidescent84]

"Kids' guide to the Internet," a 90's instructional video that aged REALLY badly. "What's a website? Is that what ducks walk on?" Hardee har har.

[@Spikey100000]

Is this channel cs118!? It would make so much sense omg

[@Colorband]

No, but DaThings likes to reference cs188

[@ChickenPika]

God dammit, Keith, get your shit together.

[@atoz0to9999]

5:30 "Woo sus woo suus woo summus woowoowoo!!" Best line in history.

[@Big_Chungus935]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thedeekabides]

He is def a Samus main

[@coltm4a186]

I rewinded that part more times than I should’ve

[@JBlooey]

sus

[@PetersPianoShoppe]

Rightrightright

[@lucasolla440]

There are 3 temples in the temple temple temple

[@Mr_Original]

The way he paused after he said that. XD

[@DougSalad]

Math checks out by my count

[@mrskitkats]

6:11 HIM PUTTING THE KISS BACK IN HIS MOUTH JUST SENT ME

[@Dillvn]

HAHAHAAH

[@KazBaka]

Will someone freakin fix Nicole already!?

[@acfreak55]

Deadman Ka Baam Nicole.exe has stopped responding

[@barbaro267]

Deadman Ka Baam enter the NO contestant haha

[@MeLikeGuns]

Deadman Ka Baam NO

[@duncandonets4290]

Deadman Ka Baam Damnit Ubisoft! You released Nicole too early!

[@drillwanker3715]

Deadman Ka Baam We will ask Nicole if she wants to be fixed, Nicole? Nicole?

[@SE-ks2js]

0:20 Where are you from, Sandra? I'm from Beli- AMERICA, AaawoAhaaa, uh..

[@P_araps]

Now here's, here's what you can do. You can actually buy this car.

[@moelester7527]

@@KingLich451 okay, let's find out what you're gonna be bidding on.

[@MatteoTomatto]

Now I'm struggling to think about how a "Whose Line is it Anyway?" poop would look like.

[@ashcash1280]

***** Dedede moves to Virginia is pretty good

[@_lucyfree]

Mathew Viggiani /watch?v=eUtHVqC29gk

[@n00b4liciou5]

They exist, but they mostly consist of ear and mind rape...

[@Randomizer903]

Mathew Viggiani /watch?v=mdjK_FEhe8Y

[@thomasjenkins7506]

Mathew Viggiani it's gotta be hard to do one for that show since half the stuff is pretty off the wall anyway.

[@Drewiestewie]

Im gonna put a chokehold on the blue team, at which point they have to get a physical.

[@CollinWeis]

And I'm sure those will be interesting today

[@Drewiestewie]

There are 2000 uhh Jesse Ventura

[@willywins0446]

@@Drewiestewie Jesse Ventura, yesse VenturaarutneV esseJ

[@nicholaspretel2637]

"If you want injured you deserve a free burger". I could quote this all day.

[@abitofabitofabit4404]

It's like an Aphex Twin video squared.

[@BoxOfFlex]

Text in random characters says CONGRATULATIONS YOU CAN TRANSATE STUFF You uh, misspelled translate.

[@RandomGamer151]

LUModder The text was decoded by none other than MYSELF!!! i feel so special

[@DaThings]

LUModder Darn. I was paranoid after rendering that I might have misspelled something in that block of text.

[@helloofthebeach]

DaThings1 It's better this way.

[@daviejones3288]

DaThings1 time to take it down and reupload? XD

[@zergscaper4714]

LUModder DEB

[@YourCrazyOverlord]

Wow, Kieth is such a stand up guy, helping both teams

[@shawnfields2369]

Yeah, I know! That's totally how legends of the hidden temple works, right? Keith helps out both teams win?

[@DhaniNMarie]

featured shows: The Price is Rice (feat. Nicole?) The Temple Temple Temple Double DareeraD elbuoD Who Wants To Be a Bee?

[@copocopocopocopo]

Xavier Foran It's an inside joke following DaThings1's other game show poop video. Just give it to em.

[@moelester7527]

The second one is actually Legends.

[@AdamDampOwlPowell]

i'm s t a r v i n g

[@MrBerserkinTime]

*applause*

[@horriblechronicdiseases]

I used to think he said "i ' m s o r r y"

[@MrStarman926]

When they were showing people's names at the end you should have put in Keith

[@noisepuppet]

The glory goes to the fastest and the strongest butt

[@DarkGoldBK]

Yay noisepuppet :D I'm a fan

[@Big_Chungus935]

You're the Einstein of ytps

[@BinglesP]

Keith.

[@fortifyjoy]

"When I say go, one player from each team will jump around. That will be their partner's signal to jump up, jump up, and get down."

[@Big_Chungus935]

Aaaaaannnnnndd

[@josephharris230]

Mark my words, in the future, videos such as these (especially these) will be selected for preservation in the US Library of Congress as culturally impactful/significant. The humor in these is so complex and satisfying, it is really deceptive how simple and silly they seem. woo sus.

[@the3idiots14]

Woo sus

[@bradleymorgan8223]

You know congress is too damn stupid to appreciate something like this

[@Swordsoulreaver]

I read the end as "It is really deceptive how woo sus."

[@BloomInTune]

I'm getting recommended this video off of whatever the current youtube algorithm is, and I think that's the next best thing.

[@camfox2336]

woo sus

[@jiweep]

WOO SIS WOO SIOIS WOO SIOIS WOO WOO WOO

[@wesleyjohanisburg173]

jiweep best part

[@coltm4a186]

I rewinded that part way too many times 😂

[@twcoursolle]

first team to win wins

[@TrinityUnofficial]

and that will be their partner's signal to jump up-jump up and get down.

[@dameez6599]

twcoursolle truly impactful words

[@moelester7527]

Kraark, get set!

[@barbaro267]

The first team to win wins! "Yeah, sounds random, right?!" - Jontron

[@maxh1063]

Our teams are competing to win

[@lilysaintclaire4716]

"I'm going to ask the blue team a question - If they know the answer, that's great, they'll answer it; if they don't, _i don't care_ they have to answer it. If they don't answer the question, it goes a little bit like this: I'm going to put a _choke hold_ on the blue team, at which point they have to _get_ a physical"

[@SpectrumStorms]

And I'm sure those will be interesting today.

[@urielseptim910]

Guy: "Who's your partner?" Kid 1: "Keith." Guy: "Who's *your* partner?" Kid 2: "Keith." Guy: "O- ...kay."

[@MrWeekendoff]

First Keith waves.Then second Keith waves. Then Second Keith scrambles up, but first Keith carries on waving. Why is that so funny?!!?

[@MrYanpai]

"That means they're gonna get a life" XD And the part where the Keiths were competing and one of the Keiths was waving at the camera XD

[@Roxasora123]

Yanpai it’s called mirror match

[@deadnt3262]

_"One thousand!"_ _"Say it again?"_ *_"O N E T H O U S A N D"_*

[@enceladus32]

Nicole whacha got Nicole?

[@enceladus32]

Replying to my own comment ftw, but is gaster playing at 6:17?

[@WulfyWoof]

no

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

Why I outta!

[@Jetfox967]

Goddamnit, Nicole! Stop ruining everything.

[@nek0mancer_uwu]

She's still broken to this day...

[@minefilms1122]

ON YOUR MARK GET SET WE'RE GOIN SURFIN ON THE INTERNET

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

CYBER SPACE, CYBER SEX, INTERACTIVE ASS SITE.

[@andya.6630]

“What is your name and how old are you?” Person A: I’m 9. 11. Person B: I’m Katherine, years old.

[@ppylas]

6:31 Deb was the best part

[@hg3990]

BUT WHERE IS SHE FROM

[@alistersvenschoff1885]

@@hg3990 she's from DEB

[@philadler7399]

@@alistersvenschoff1885 The store?

[@alistersvenschoff1885]

@@philadler7399 lol yeh

[@jojogape]

Legend says, when Nicole actually opens her mouth all war will end and humanity will learn to live in harmony.

[@MMYUMMYGaming]

The first team to win wins. I've never looked at it that way...

[@Source-Z-rer]

Classic Nicole. :)

[@EpicB]

Princess Celestia Nicole?

[@justashibainu]

***** Why I oughtta!

[@Source-Z-rer]

+Scythea Watching random videos. :)

[@Source-Z-rer]

Don't tell me: I'm a tyrant to in said fan fiction, right.

[@Source-Z-rer]

Oh Arceus..... *Facehoof*

[@disasterpepper]

Years later and 3:37 will still go down as one of the most legendary ytp lines ever

[@marcosj.j]

I need to be a smart CHICKEN!

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

That was the $250,000 question.

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKi9aXevdreVjrs

[@socraticmusic]

That charity bit at 4:35 gets me every single time.

[@PeterLichOfficial]

+Elliott Braganza How amazing is it haha!

[@EpicB]

I'm Katherine years old and what is this?

[@Mr_Fancypants]

***** No this is Patrick

[@OnemarioOLDCHANNEL]

***** sandrude darstorm

[@Colorband]

***** Katherine is too young to watch this. You need to be at least Richard to watch this stuff!

[@EpicB]

T.Y. Netees No, I think you have to be Keith to watch this.

[@Colorband]

***** Oh- KAAAAAAY.

[@p4tworld]

Good to see Nicole has come back for another season!

[@tuzikopalo]

"What is your name and how old are you" "I'm 9/11"

[@BlazinVoid59]

It's " I'm Katherine years old."

[@Ausvapor420]

I heard 9/11 yoo

[@mbdg6810]

@@BlazinVoid59 it sounds like 9 /11 the first time but the second is catherine years old

[@secondhandsmoke10]

Meeting other awkward people as an awkward person: "Hey, Sandra!" "Hi!" "Hi!" "Hi!" "Hi, Sandra!" "Hi!" "Hi!" "Hi!" "H--" "Hi, hi!" "Hi-- HI!" "Haaa!" "HAAA!" "Haaugh!" "Huagh!"

[@laiyinquan8355]

U know, I feel I should be able to relate, but I can't?

[@mati.benapezo]

After meeting, you must turn the roullette with the maximum strength

[@miral7563]

My name is Sandra!

[@51SErVER]

@@miral7563 hey, Sandra!

[@miral7563]

@@51SErVER HI

[@StevenUniverse-ix3cn]

There are three temples in the temple temple temple. THERE ARE THREE TEMPLES IN THE TEMPLE TEMPLE TEMPLE.

[@MO-MO-MO-MO-MO79]

HL3 CONFIRMED

[@linguicaguy]

Steven Universe Hi Steven. Fancy meeting you here. Do you still wanna be a jew? Did you ever get to see a woman's vagina?

[@StevenUniverse-ix3cn]

linguicaguy ..... Wat?

[@linguicaguy]

Steven Universe It's a reference to a YTP called Steven Jewniverse.

[@FieldMarshalYT]

Steven Universe The Price is BOSTOOOON!

[@ExplodingPinapple]

"One thousand!" "Say it again?" "ONE THOUSAND!!!" Had me rolling! XD

[@ZacharyDietze]

Seven dollars.

[@ZacharyDietze]

HaH!

[@deffdefying4803]

Exploding Pineapple *_ONE THOUSAND INTENSIFIES_*

[@djk1288]

"Whatcha got, Jared?" "5-" "9!"

[@eatshiitake9939]

Woo sas Woo sauce Woo saddleass Woo woo woo

[@woodencookie7547]

2:45 the sentence mixing is so clean i didnt even notice he said 6 seconds instead of 60

[@Soaps7]

I've gotta say, this was possibly the paragon peak for YTP's. Since this, I haven't seen any YTP's that come close to how funny this was. You've done us all proud DaThings1. You, cs188, Suss Jaj and a few others will always be KZbin legends in my book.

[@blueberryshake333]

Soaps7 Don't forget Hurricoaster.

[@ijustwantsushi1252]

don’t forget youtube pewp

[@Zyzzywyz]

5:16 "You should know, how many Major League Baseball teams." "There are 2000" "Uh, Jesse Ventura" "JESSE VENTURA, YES!"

[@kennynelson3189]

Jesse Ventura yessi Ventura!

[@randerss]

"I'm gonna have to put the blue team in a choke hold" lost it omf

[@TOBYMAN4238]

"And they're gonna here to get a physical"

[@randerss]

hahahhahh

[@yannycandelario7606]

My favorite part XD

[@PeachyKeena_]

"There are three temples in the Temple Temple Temple.................."

[@GreenyRepublic]

_Gazes eerily_

[@jive96]

"One player from each team will Jump Around. That will be their partner's signal to Jump Up, Jump Up & Get Down." 😂😂🤣🤣

[@thegoonies5599]

What charity are you playing for? Their faces are like DAFUC?!?!?

[@ryanford1267]

"Shit, you said we were doing that?"

[@LiveWithEmory]

On your mark... go?

[@ZacharyDietze]

6 seconds.

[@NerdyMangler]

Zachary Jorgensen 666

[@Saluno375]

DaThings, I just want you to know that the first time I heard "there are three temples in the temple temple temple" I laughed harder than I ever had - and still ever have. This video as far as I'm concerned is the most well made of all YTPs in existence.

[@candied_meme8610]

"They're dressed in soda"

[@m0chikim_]

Espeon mage300 "the new show no-one knows'"

[@aMAXproduction]

Mary Platt is having a good time, I see...

[@modaltib880]

6:12 i absolutely love the dead stare he quickly flashes

[@Sythka]

the Deb part was so legendary

[@lasagna_lxiv]

"You wanna know a dirty little secret? Yuh-huh? Do ya? Do ya? Rewr!" That face too. Perfect 10.

[@AlienHavok_1211]

"If you want the money, make the money!" Me:My God, how come I never thought of that before?!

[@mbdg6810]

also "first team to win ... wins"

[@jackfreeman1776]

3:04 The audience going nuts is what got me to laugh for 5 minutes straight.

[@Saxysaboy77]

It’s a huge deal to get a life.

[@112048112048]

One thousand! Sayettagain? *ONE THOUSAND*

[@EpicB]

Does Jessica say anything other than "NO"?

[@TheRobloxianOfTheWorld]

………NO

[@aaronpollard7207]

NO!

[@thomasl1061]

7 No 1

[@BluChemical9087]

No

[@secondhandsmoke10]

+Naveek Darkroom "seven NO one"

[@2007excalibur2007]

"This stuff, right here? Right here, this stuff? This here? This is the stuff. The right stuff. The stuff, The only stuff. Duh." fucking lmao

[@tuzikopalo]

coming back here to let you know that lawyer ad edit has been living in my head for 6 years

[@jamesroberts7021]

6:28 he's saying "hi mom"

[@soos4719]

I just noticed

[@hypnos9336]

no shit

[@moelester7527]

DEB is his mom.

[@GranColombiaball]

"looks like the purple pairs got the first 1UP! That means they're gonna get a life!" that killed me for a different reason 😂

[@philadler7399]

Good thing you got that life!

[@tracebullet]

5:30 WOO SUS WOO SAAS WOO SAWAS WOO WOO WOO

[@werdnarellim]

By far my favorite part of this video, haha :)

[@zergscaper4714]

Andrew Miller Never underestimate the power of DEB.

[@Thedrummaman76]

Righ, righ, righ 😂

[@Spw1471]

That part always leaves me in stitches

[@AylaMarionSU]

Here's something- you can actually BUY this car!

[@emzedjiklool511]

I'm gonna give you 7 dollars, Alright?

[@DevilSpider_]

*t o r s o l e s s m o n o k u m a*

[@wesleyackerman8211]

I'm really feeling Deb's energy, like always.

[@crimsonrose2417]

"What charity are you playing for?" *look at each other like oh shit waddup*

[@ChickenPika]

That roll call at the end nearly made me fall off my chair.

[@sethmevans]

-"What charity you are playing for?" - (all just looks around lost) lmaooooo

[@Accesserised]

Nicole is my favourite, always glitching out the poor thing ^^ Nicole?

[@rannz7]

1:02 what funny asf. Don't even know how he made his voice change in that way.

[@therealn0th1n73]

lol yeah

[@StormBurnX]

Melodyne formant shifting

[@mbdg6810]

*thank you for dressin up jared where u from*

[@therealn0th1n73]

2:56 Kieth just said fuck it I can't compete against Kieth

[@brodied.6230]

I was so happy at 1:25. That is possibly the best sound effect ever to be used in a YTP, and after seeing the original I was praying it would make it into this one lol.

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

Uncle Bilbo ended up winning half a million dollars that night and he spent it all on pipeweed.

[@claudeeckel]

I always die of laughter at 6:25. Ironic, because that's exactly the expression I'd give... Or could it be the realization just how hilarous it actually looks?

[@klimnoklock]

The "how to clean your gaming computer" part was amazing. (Vinesauce Joel's commentary on that reigns supreme, however)

[@Felvein]

Love how you started the video off with the ending of "The Price is Rice" reversed :D

[@zekromfury]

OH THIS IS WHERE THE KEITH SOUND EFFECT IS FROM

[@shrektheogre4349]

HI SANDRA HI SANDRA HI HI HI SANDRA

[@captainmac1614]

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

[@tsavorix2993]

Shrek The Ogre HaH!

[@somethingguy912]

Shrek The Ogre OH HI MARK.

[@ZacharyDietze]

Hi! HiiH...

[@ZacharyDietze]

HaH!

[@thekiss2083]

I can't decide who I want to win more-----Khaleesi or Deb.

[@acfreak55]

TheKiss I cant decide between Keith and Keith

[@barbaro267]

TheKiss My money's on the smart chicken

[@ultr4tr1ps]

TheKiss Deb. *does Deb wave*

[@jluka5255]

TheKiss captain jack for sure

[@LordArikado]

TheKiss I'm rooting for my underdog Nicole.

[@ZEROELPOETA]

5:00 - "I'm gonna ask the blue team a question, if they know the answer, that's great, they'll answer it. If they don't, i don't care, they'll have to answer it. If they don't answer the question, goes a little bit like this: I'M GONNA PUT A CHOKEHOLD ON THE BLUE TEAM!!!"

[@willywins0446]

At which point they have to get a physical, and I'm sure those will be interesting today.

[@tilsmay8763]

Deb (at the end) is my spirit animal

[@ohyesitsyouagain]

The Berger & Green commercial was hilarious 😂😂. Nice seeing old Nick game shows too.