[YTP] Too Much (Fiddling With) Free Time

[@marstheclown]

To do: - scrub clothes - carry water - carry clothes - bake bread - carry bread - scrub bread - feed the chickens - carry the chickens - scrub the chickens - bake the chickens - scrub water - bake clothes

[@Godzillaman]

She's got quite the day ahead of her.

[@russellhunter363]

But then she has to do it all over again :-/

[@sovietunionball1290]

@@russellhunter363 Then she has to do it 15 times all over again

[@FlymanMS]

Life quality improved so much when we got cloth baking machines

[@Gameboygenius]

Mother really got the joj done.

[@richardperks7776]

Once you’ve scrubbed all the floors, water, chickens, bread, and clothes in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy

[@Sakhmeov]

Sorry Sus, I can't give crack. Come back when you're a little MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Richard!

[@Bluetailvappy]

Take him away.

[@Firepowered]

@@Bluetailvappy Yes my LieiL

[@askmeab0utmylobotomy]

Was waiting for this specific joke. Lol. Sus.

[@ootfan7882]

@@askmeab0utmylobotomy Joj

[@LuckyPunkProd]

YTPs of old, educational films (or old movies in general) is something that should be done more. Especially the ones from Coronet (Rifftrax's punching bag).

[@foxirelle8841]

if I knew how to make YTPs, I'd be happy to make those, but I hardly know jack shit about video editing lol

[@taliaeategg2027]

I agree

[@taliaeategg2027]

@@foxirelle8841 yeah I wish I could too, I always get ideas

[@YirbyBond00Y]

noisepuppet does old source material YTPs pretty good

[@bernlin2000]

Bottomless content.

[@blackravenX]

"Young man, you get off Minecraft and get to bed!" I feel like this is a sign.

[@GBart]

Its 3 AM and I literally just got off Minecraft so I could go to bed Then I saw this notification so bed can wait a little longer

[@joshshrum2764]

“You get those god damn videos off of their”

[@Kintsugi23]

@@joshshrum2764 I'm working on it!

[@GBart]

@@joshshrum2764 off their what?

[@Mordecrox]

I legit added Minecraft as a hobby to spend my time and I feel attacked

[@rimbod1366]

"One eyed trouser snake." A work of sentence mixing genius.

[@rimbod1366]

@u know me Wat?

[@MeadowPercent]

but not just your father's!

[@oneminutefixed5003]

i'll be using that one ... when the time is right

[@hellomax9511]

A new term for me other than “junior” or “main point” or “human pollen producer”

[@makmakg242]

I thought FlyingKitty was the sentence mixing genius here

[@RobRoss]

“She’s learning to play the silent piano” is like, Monty Python-level quality humor. Good job!!!!

[@woahdudeitsme9742]

Yeah and with the subtitles saying 🔈[silent piano noises] 🔈it is gold for sure.

[@Corncan2]

"Ok Ill bite " *actually bites apple* You dont know much I appreciate this joke.

[@sanadbenali6993]

How much do you appreciate the joke That is the question

[@Corncan2]

@@sanadbenali6993 its worth about 72 hours of work 7 days a week to me

[@Sakhmeov]

@@Corncan2 72 hours of genuine Asian labour! ...what the f-?!

[@verj9977]

69th like

[@lunarkomet]

@@sanadbenali6993 the question is: what is the question?

[@Dreigonix]

You could’ve done a simpler dick joke, but instead you went through the trouble of sentence-mixing “one-eyed trouser snake”. And that’s why we love you, CS.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

A dimpler sick joke

[@nersharific813]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 A simpler dimpler.

[@CasuaICole]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 a jimpler sick doke.

[@KL53986]

Nobody suspects. The exact same as if Ken's dad was supporter of fashism. In Translation: hes fan of NEIN NEIN guy.

[@xxTAARGUS]

He'll get up again to do it all over again.

[@thefacelessstranger4983]

"Gee, it sure is boring around here..." Haven't heard that in over a decade.

[@Sakhmeov]

Mah boi, these memes is what all toot warriors strive for!

[@Xbalanque84]

@@Sakhmeov I just wonder what MasterJoj is up to...

[@ryanblackwell1180]

@@Xbalanque84 Your Majesty, GaaG had taken over the island of KoK iAiAiAi

[@jimmyl27]

You know it’s gonna be good when it begins with Parental Assvisory

[@Code7Unltd]

Just believe me, don't watch!

[@sanadbenali6993]

Scissory

[@PowerTrain611]

@@Code7Unltd Beat me to it lol

[@dduude87]

5:30 the silent piano, such beauty in its

[@Jambox639]

“You’re so fucked” “I guess so” Me too, man.

[@electrotoxins]

Yeah

[@Sakhmeov]

"We're chuting into the locure, Fuck!"

[@mwils8609]

Can absolutely agree

[@dives.through.bricks]

At 4:16 when Ken has two mouths there are two identical lines of subtitles, also one above the other. I really appreciate small jokes like that.

[@Xbalanque84]

Nice catch!

[@TheChewanater]

lmao they would literally made a PSA about anything in 1950. I guess people needed instructions on how to just vibe for a while

[@beepbeeplettuce5890]

Im just playing devils advocate, but believe or not the concept of "free time" was relatively new in the 50's, since the economic boom and jobs were paying more than they ever had. You are right though it is ridiculius to make a psa on how to spend free time

[@Circuitssmith]

Preventing boredom served either a moral purpose, not having the devil make work for idle hands of young people, or an economic one by encouraging productive hobbies and preparing them for the workplace.

[@JanusHoW]

Nowadays we can amuse ourselves with HoH SiS and JoJ.

[@Rubyofthedead]

They had all this free time, so they spent it making useless PSAs.

[@Mdudeman13]

Can’t believe Wesley is still doing it all over again after all these years.

[@poly_g6068]

I can't believe he still has a JoJ

[@SlyHikari03]

Funny since my name irl is Wesley. Haha, and no. I don’t work for Hoh sis surprisingly.

[@probium2832]

Paul Handjob was my favourite student in University and I still look up to him

[@DragnSly]

He'd do it fifteen times over again.

[@bernlin2000]

I think Rihanna said it best: Please don't stop the music, music!

[@rinirinachan7202]

"Better Use of Leisure Time." Editor: Wait... "Better Use of Toilet Time." Editor: That's Better.

[@Sakhmeov]

Better Lease of Usury, Mite

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

"A trip to the gay game is never complete without that trip to the bathroom!"

[@nofuture507]

"For Toilet Time, you can slide off your belt, and you get get to shitting SUPER STRONG brown poops. ALL DAY LONG!"

[@lukejeremiahrobleza7188]

"BETTER OFF URSELF" much better

[@dmitryboardman9762]

Never stop the ancient-media YTPs. They're fantastic. Also, as somebody who only in the past week developed an unhealthy (re)addiction to Minecraft, I felt very called out. Thank you.

[@JetFalcon710]

Young man, you get off Minecraft and get to bed!

[@Beautylifestyle222]

@@JetFalcon710then you get out of that bed and get to work 😅😮🤪😭😩

[@subnormality5854]

5:57 I like how he saw that he walked right into the joke, and took in in good part

[@zaidmaaita3759]

HONEY, YOUR COFFEE IS UNDRINKABLE!!!

[@Chazthesilencer]

Still pretty harsh...

[@zaidmaaita3759]

@@Chazthesilencer Well, so is your coffee. Y'know, the girls at the office make better coffee on thier hot plates.

[@jirden]

3:05 I always feel like such an idiot when a well-placed "sus" catches me off guard and makes me snort laugh

[@Thunderbirds101]

72 hours a day is the average time a user spends installing Windows updates!

[@dingdongbells3314]

2:08 That literally killed my soul, resurrected it, killed it again, and then sent my body laughing to Jupiter.

[@AlejandraPalacios-wq5vw]

That literally killed my soul resurrected it killed it again and thene sent my body

[@evillecaston]

Not gonna lie, Future Chuck is kind of a loser. He probably does nothing but beat his one-eyed trouser snake all day. Wait a second...

[@bernlin2000]

He's the one to get the JoJ done, though.

[@KingHarkinianMah21]

I KNEW it was him

[@TheLightningStalker]

That kind of friction generates heat and smoke. Time to start fluxing.

[@cckiller0053]

Is it this Friday?

[@riceymartin2203]

@@cckiller0053 Is it not Friday?

[@theTeleforce]

The famous graffiti artist Banksy once said that "they say you die twice," once when your heart stops and once when someone, somewhere, says your name for the last time. In other news, Paul -Handjob- H. Landis, Ph.D. gets a new lease on life! I hope, in the far future, I can have good fortune like his.

[@Electro_800]

This is actually a pretty genius YTP and hella funny too, loved that you added The Weekend too made it extra special

[@thinriches]

"not so quiet volcano of sighs" The subtitles are a hidden gem. Perfection.

[@bobby_greene]

Ok, ill watch again

[@tggc1983]

2:30 Alternative lyrics for those who didn’t get it: “You can be a butthole! Drive a big-ass truck!”

[@rylanbrewer3320]

You can make pee pee yellow like a duck

[@Soufriere84]

You know it's going to be a great trip when cs188 whips out the 1950's sauce. Coronet films are an under-utilized gold mine. I think that's even the same guy from the "Looking Into the Future, Chuck" video.

[@chrispratt850]

Your vids never fail to make me cry in laughter. Time, after time after time after time, time, time and time again.

[@jasonashley9853]

And then all over again...

[@Sakhmeov]

It's not bad is it eh, Schnitzelburg?!

[@verj9977]

69th like

[@BigBrotherMateyka]

"I've gotta embrace the chickens! I gotta sniff the chickens! I gotta lick the chickens! I gotta wash the chickens! I gotta date the chickens! I GOTTA *_BE_* THE CHICKENS!"

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Humanity, refuted SCP in a nutshell

[@CatholicNiko]

Imagine YTPs from the 1940-1960s if they had the internet. Grandpa would be like, "I remember back in the day when I pooped The Three Stooges and made a YTPMV of Elvis Presley."

[@AkaGenya1]

An Englishman made this during World War Two: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYrHnp5pfLVmn68

[@hyperistica]

"That's pretty harsh" got me first and then "one-eyed trouser snake" made me burst out laughing

[@supahkoopah2919]

Time. Leisure time. Seizure time. Adventure time. Did you ever stop time?

[@ColonelClusterFunk]

4:20 The little detail of 72 years since 1950 is why we love cs

[@grfrjiglstan]

Young Chuck looks into the future, old Chuck looks into the past. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

"Did you ever stop time?" No, but I DO know a friend whose grandpa had a stopwatch that could do that. They accidentally broke it and we all froze in place for several decades, they said. Eventually they learned how to solder, and fixed the stopwatch.

[@sylvoen]

i like how this source at some point mentions going back in time by 100 years and meanwhile we're almost three quarters to being 100 years AHEAD of when this was recorded

[@dzikidzikers4082]

Me: *Built a house in a Minecraft server survival and forgot to claim it* Every griefer on a server: 3:55

[@fiercingdragon]

2:51 that never gets old.

[@DiamondKingStudios]

4:10 _"The question is: what is the question?"_ "That is correct." [Applause] "You now have 13,445 points, which puts you in the lead. Pick again." "I'll take Jeopardy! references for $800."

[@Sakhmeov]

"Landmark? More like blandmark." "What is the Hoover Dam?" "Correct."

[@get-souped]

love turning captions on for these because you get such gems as "orchestra gets pinched in the ass"

[@BeeJayDeeEff]

I didn’t know there was ever an instructional video about how to spend leisure time 😂 this is great

[@ytnukesme1600]

they didn't have the internet or video games back then.

[@huzzzer6083]

@@ytnukesme1600 Must've been boring as heck

[@fyretnt]

@@huzzzer6083 well at least they had nude pictures on the stereoscope

[@doctorfeinstone6524]

I think they had instructional videos on everything back then. I'm surprised there isn't one on how to wipe your ass more efficiently

[@RatPfink66]

in the depression people had free time but no money...in the war they had money but no free time. afterwards they had to get used to having both.

[@MoonMinHo]

“The Question is… What is the Question??” - Ken Michaels, 1945

[@DevilBoy-ww9ud]

Jeffrey: No. Game show: The correct answer is "no".

[@bernlin2000]

2:42 Contractually-obligated JoJ reference Edit: This is so great dude, been at it a long time and still clearly enjoying yourself 🙂

[@deathdrivesapontiac]

2:53 “Once you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule…”

[@Jared_Wignall]

Dave has a hobby of identifying turds. It’s a pleasant way of spending his time.

[@FlowerPerfume]

It could turn into a useful survival skill some day. Good for Dave

[@JohnDoe-dv6zb]

There was a brief clip of Bruno Mars. 🤣

[@gothnerd887]

Yep, that's a turd 👉🏻💩

[@creditcrazy597]

Funny ytp but in all seriousness this ytp made me realize that even back in the 50s kids were considered lazy so in a way all that happened with video games is kids got a common hobby

[@JanusHoW]

Every generation across human history was considered lazy by the previous generation.

[@snarkasticdouche3863]

​@@JanusHoWWell, the 50's was one of the most prosperous times in US history. The first commercial microwave was sold in 1947; and the first modern washing machines emerged in the 1930's, with 60 percent of US homes owning an automated washer by the 50's. So, things literally started becoming easier during that time; and modern innovations created more free time for people. I mean, even with all the editing, you can hear the film making allusions to these innovations.

[@thunderspark1536]

​@@snarkasticdouche3863That's also all throughout history. People complained about the printing press for God's sake, and that shit literally was used to print god's word.

[@rulingdiesout]

"that's pretty harsh" is such a good running gag

[@DevilBoy-ww9ud]

4:12 "The question is... What is the question?" The correct answer is "no".

[@Utsiitak]

SPLELPS

[@DenkiPhantom]

What I do on my free time is stare at the ceiling and lights. That’s it.

[@pokemettilp8872]

same, I also sometimes click a pen for hours

[@Silverward]

6:50 So now, you really know the dime

[@galleryofrogues]

1:15 just the random eye edit here is so fucking hilarious and one of the many reasons CS is an evil genius 😈

[@spacecow4567]

Two Weeknd appearances in one... super fan mode activated. 4:18 When he asked "Is that what I'll look like in 72 years," I thought... no. That is Dawn FM. That is The Weeknd. I laughed hysterically and excitedly when the line of "Secrifice" was edited to say "I was bored in 1950." 7:07 Hahaha, the line "out of time" right after the word counter... then the meme shows up. The time stamp is cool too, especially for "House of Balloons" fans... "it's 707 now." Someone should make a youtube poop that's centered around him. Like the characters interacting with him or go on a rescue mission, or I don't know. There's also a Weeknd TTS (text to speech) that they could use.

[@nshb4204]

tts is innessential to ytp-ers. They're good at sentence mixing anyways.

[@Ohioweather]

"Someday, when I get more time, I am going to make more time" -Mr. Michaels

[@kur0mi_109w]

y e s

[@DatFMEntertainment]

Imagine working 72 hours a week because they’ve lost touch with how much everything actually costs these days. Welp, time to do the joj, as ever.

[@Markworth]

I don't think I've ever put in a full 72 hours, but I've done quite a few 7x10s. Amazingly easy to pay the bills when you have no time to spend your money. In the era that this was filmed, it would be impossible to work that much (as an employee) if you didn't have a spouse. There would be no way to get any of your banking or mailing accomplished.

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

1:38 Im wondering if CS188 just has a custom mod for Google that searches for videos where people say "Do it all over again"

[@OverdueReview]

I spit my coffee out when the narrator said, "Well, she's a bitch!" So thanks for that

[@athenasrevenge93]

Finally, something that came out on April Fool's Day that was actually funny! Keep up the good work, cs!

[@LarryTheTugaGamer1511]

I loved the Seizure Time joke. Got me laughing for 2 consecutive days

[@tehkuwen5222]

LMAO after the montage of everyone saying “time” I got a Neutrogena ad saying “it’s time to break up with your old cleanser”

[@jonj1163]

One of my favourites since Drug Demuro, good job!

[@sanadbenali6993]

But but butbutbut

[@Sakhmeov]

I could use some backseat genocide. We'll look at it later on the stereoscope.

[@KingLich451]

THIS... is true.

[@kraevous3366]

Good JoJ

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

"The question is... what is the question?" If I remember Fesh Pince right, the correct answer is No

[@DrRobby1985]

"The question is... what is the question?" - "..... No".

[@gargantuatix963]

this ytp hits too close to home.

[@Consural]

4:04 noisepuppet moment

[@starzainia]

SUS TOOT

[@hansonel]

"You get off Minecraft and work 72 hours a week!" American employers in 1950, 2022 and 3017

[@TheRealNormanBates]

5:55 nothing like a classic "Yo mama" joke

[@TheGuyWhoIsSitting]

"The question is, what is the question?" "NO!" "The answer is No"

[@Rubyofthedead]

"Oh I know. The Minivilization." "The Minivilization?" "Correct. Erect."

[@BrockLee3]

@ 0:44 just about killed me with laughter. The movements...the twisted smile...but, the MUSIC made is hilarious!

[@STOPSYPHER]

I’ve literally been dedicating my whole spring break to re-watching all of your videos. They were literally my preteen years summed up. I still smile when I see a new upload from you in my feed

[@Z4n3yB01]

4:11 "The question is: *_w h a t i s t h e q u e s t i o n ?_* " This is actually very relatable to me. I am a very forgetful person, to the point where i'll tell people that their secrets are safe with me, because i'll probably just forget it by tomorrow anyways. Never thought i'd relate so much to a charcter in a ytp, but here we are.

[@nehemiahsomers4141]

"The question is, what is the Question?" "NooOooOh"

[@PalaceIV]

This was hilarious! I love when old sources are used. That's partly why I'm such a big noisepuppet fan. Feeling inspired to try using some old archived footage for my poops now.

[@SelfAnnointedSOG]

I expected the father to come out saying "Is it this Friday?".

[@cckiller0053]

"Is it this Friday?"

[@Engardian]

Ok this was definitely a top tier YTP all around, but I lost it at ‘learning to play the silent piano’

[@whitewolf323]

Amazing how we went from working 72 hours a week in 1850 to working 6 hours a week in 1900 to no working at all in 1950. Still, I'd like a joj in the air.

[@tncorgi92]

"The question is: 'What is the question?'" That's deep, man.

[@jacksonsolsma6448]

72 hours and brick by brick. A deadly combination of labor and comedy.

[@lostfan5054]

I'M GOING TO TAKE A SH** ON THE HOUSE GOD THIS IS SO GOOD WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS CS ITS TOO GOOD YOU ALWAYS GET THE JOJD

[@professorbrainstorminmemef4779]

"Young man, you get off Minecraft and go to bed!" 😳 HOW DID HE KNOW????

[@HuskyMN2002]

“Going down to the bowling alley, going down to the drugstore, going down to the drug alley”

[@hazardfaux]

a simpler time i love everything about this.

[@disneyfan8719]

Love the use of emojis in the subtitles! 😂👌 I also love how angry the narrator sounds at 0:45 and 6:36, like he's actually saying "KEN, STOP THAT!" 🤣

[@Koronuru]

Those subtitles made it even better and funnier.

[@Fay7666]

wait wHAT

[@sanadbenali6993]

Bunnier

[@lunarkomet]

I keep laughing like a maniac whenever you reference the JoJ in one of your poops... what have you done to my humor?! 2:49 lmao

[@isaaccboyd8887]

2:35 “I WORK 72 HOURS A WEEK” I don’t know why that kills me😂

[@mistercreeper3029]

He has gone past burn-out and now he is overburned! 😅🔥🔥🔥

[@KL53986]

5:38 True reading is good way to spend time but is it fun? Nope.

[@sleepyburr]

The second I heard "drug" and "alley" in such close proximity to each other, I knew what was approaching. XD

[@lightstriderx641]

I just buried my dog today. Thank you for making me laugh with another amazing ytp!

[@cs188]

So sorry for your loss, but glad this cheered you up a bit!

[@sinistrality]

@@cs188 you the man cs

[@C-Midori]

Very sorry for you loss.

[@stingweeber6394]

Very sossy for your sos

[@ootfan7882]

Oof.

[@GamePro0012]

This video is an abridged montage of my life.

[@quickened200x]

4:02 After seeing the Twitter preview I knew there was gonna be a call back to Escape from HoH SiS.

[@ootfan7882]

Jojites

[@favoritemustard3542]

@5:11 _& here's Bill, rolling what is known as a Cheech&Chong, @ the bookstore._ Don't be a bogart, Bill..!

[@AdrianHereToHelp]

After the video ended (on the time supercut) I got sent to an ad for the new Halloween movie, which started immediately with "Time to put the boogeyman to bed." I fucking lost it.

[@kN0li]

1:43 knocked me dead

[@thebeauchinator]

Dude, the original Lego Island reference got me more nostalgic than anything else that happened this Christmas. Well done.

[@VectraQS]

4:04 Maybe we'll get a new noisepuppet poop now that you've summoned him.

[@SockyNoob]

"Alice is beginning to learn to solder" *explosion*

[@ytuser993]

2:58, so 50 years ago was a fun time

[@redsus4839]

Too much fiddling with the work

[@x_DEUS_VULT_x]

"Relaxing is a sin" - 1950

[@brandongamingtv7545]

0:17... space... reality... it's more than a linear path. It's a prism... of endless possibilities. -the watcher, Jeffery wright, what if season 1, 2021