[YTP] WELCOME TO SUCKSVILLE, U.S.A.

[@socialaccount0000]

The Many Egregious Features of Sucksville: - People who look similar enough to each other to be hired as decoys - The bakers are incompetent, either burning the bread badly enough to have to call the fire department, or just stealing the damn bread - The milkmen, possibly to save money, purposefully water down the milk they serve. They also drop bottles often. - The mail man tampered with the mail by throwing it all out and will likely be arrested for this. - An experimental bio-engineered plant was capable of absorbing power so quickly it made the power plant blackout. The power lines were damaged, but the repairmen will likely take forever to fix them, likely due to being paid hourly. - Richard seems to be Mr. Shor's only regular customer, as most of the town residents find him to be gross for one reason or another. - Schrodinger's shoe store is in a fluctuating state of existence and non-existence - The Sucksville Elementary school has enough budget to have a bus just for special needs students, but their staff are too incompetent to recognize a decoy. - The water supply is highly contaminated with urine - The Mayor "elected" himself, and also allowed public displays of lewd acts such as masturbating on the sidewalks. He's also just not good at maintaining the city due to the aforementioned issues. The Mayor also renamed Town Hall to the "Itty Bitty Shitty Town Hall", or thats just what people call it. The Mayor is also constantly high on Cocaine. - Jon Arbuckle resides in the city, or close by, and is hired to keep Garfield from disrupting the community. Garfield was recently in a car crash. - The food inspectors, both due to incompetence on their own part as well as being bribed, allow the bakers to continue their business despite their poor practices. Apparently, the bread tastes so bad that Richard would rather eat garbage off of the street. - The law enforcement due their job partially, enforcing the law onto citizens but never being forced to uphold the laws for themselves. They also seem to help wild otters navigate the city. - The city has a dedicated dump, but trash rarely ever goes there. Employees have even been known to have dumped trash in the street! Children are also known to often play in it. - The Recreation Center and Procreation are right next to each other. Nothing is out of the ordinary with the Recreation center, only that its exterior is identical to the Procreation Center. I imagine the Procreation Center is a sperm bank of some kind. - The city has a dedicated playground, but it only has see-saws. Many, many see-saws. - Recreational marijuana is allowed in the city, but only in the Recreational Center. - Likely due to a lack of budget, city workers such as firemen and trash men have been protesting. The firemen committing arson across the city and dump, and the trash workers dumping trash in the streets and in front of the Recreation Center. - The telecommunications center is the only part of town operating normally, besides a one-off incident of some man shouting. The Church also seems normal, and you should go there if you're ever stuck in this awful city.

[@cs188]

The fact you took the time to type this out is deserving of a pin.

[@skylarsaysstuff]

I want a welcome to night vale style podcast on sucksville now

[@Doggie1999]

Hey, it can't all be bad. At least it has 3 superheroes, who just so happen to be 3 little girls though, that protect the city from evil. So there's that.

[@hobbitdude1330]

Where do I sign up?

[@cainprescott4937]

Well, it's no wonder Richard wants to sleep in all day if he lives in this town.

[@jirden]

Everyone in this town is absolutely horrible at their jobs. No wonder Richard hired a decoy so he could sleep all day.

[@blaizegottman4139]

Wonder why

[@gigabyaut]

at their JOJ

[@ayushbhardwaj6829]

And do "things"

[@Peron1-MC]

what do you mean. not everyone can jizz on the street and get payed for it XD

[@matthewowens455]

No the police man did a good job directing the traffic so the otters could move quickly and safely

[@BenniMonaco]

“The repairmen keep lines in need of repair.” What a scam 🤣

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Job security

[@huzzzer6083]

A.k.a. "planned obsolescence"

[@arthasmenethil2201]

riair

[@UnIimited_Power]

​@@arthasmenethil2201"administer"!

[@aguywhojustexists]

…Raar…

[@Starcircus3000]

I like the fact that when cs does a KZbin poop that's in black and white, he always makes sure that all other clips and pictures are also in black and white. Great attention to detail!

[@kelving420]

Except they piss on the river so much that it shows color

[@RetroRulzMyTown]

Not to mention the anime sweatdrop that transcends American standards.

[@cainprescott4937]

This one used a lot of non-old-timey sources, funny enough.

[@crackedemerald4930]

​@@kelving420just like in sin city

[@chriscarpenter3370]

but not really

[@dr.bright6272]

Richard was smart with that decoy

[@GemGen]

That is his quirk…

[@sprites4ever482]

3:30 "The city mayor was chosen by the mayor" Ah yes, autocracy.

[@cs188]

For the few of you who are familiar with Dom Joly / Trigger Happy TV, I just thought of an ingenious joke I could've made. Using the show's theme song (Elastica - Connection) I could've used the vocals "a connection is made" when they initiated the phone connection to Dom! Just another one of those things I wish I thought of before publishing...

[@redcribge6235]

Haha you and your boomer references! Bigg funnie!

[@xxsegaxx]

The man from the video kinda sounds like The Narrator from Stanley Parable except he sounds American

[@vooshmoozik6185]

do like hollywood and release your director's cut with that idea, never too late

[@mastercabbage]

We love you CS188

[@kingdavey90]

Re-upload time!

[@butterbee8193]

"The police department sucks balls" and it's the Ace Attorney police department lmaooo

[@STICKGUYMB]

I stopped a college football game and a Nascar race to watch this

[@Njbear7453]

I muted it lmao

[@SirDawkster]

Thankfully, Washington crushed Michigan State so I wouldn't have been missing much.

[@TheRandomEevee]

You did yourself a favor there

[@interesting3878]

WHEN IT COMES TO CS188 EVERYTHING STOPS!!!

[@Lispardi147]

Man really shut down two whole sports events just to watch a YTP

[@blackravenX]

"Yes, it's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up. Everything is fucked. Everybody sucks." Never have I seen A YTP more relateable than this.

[@isalt5]

Wasn't expecting a Limp Bizkit line in a YTP like this.

[@epicredhot5675]

I'm surprised there wasn't a reference thrown in to that video of the character that resembles Taj from Diddy Kong Racing. (the "just give up, go back to bed, try again tomorrow" one)

[@Michipicoten]

@@isalt5same! Definitely an awesome and rare occurrence for LB to be referenced nowadays.

[@redsus4839]

The Limp Bizkit joke was freaking gold. Another piece of priceless comedy content. ❤

[@guitarheromorello]

Yeah it was. I thought he was going to a Linkin Park lyric before that.

[@DerNomade1871]

Must've missed it got a time stamp?

[@redsus4839]

0:36 Here it is :)

[@GANONdork123]

I always lose it when someone makes a Break Stuff reference.

[@Saintnick90]

It's just one of those days.

[@SaulTeeNutz]

Old timey YTPs are among one of my favorite types. cs188, I apologize if I sound like a broken record, but you never fail to deliver. Thanks for all the laughs!

Woah I didn’t know cs was pregnant. Congrats!

[@ootfan7882]

@ lmaooooo

[@Mysticalburgers]

If you like old timey YTPs check out Noisepuppet. He's a top tier YTPer that gets way too little attention these days.

[@wormguy1283]

the doldrums of sucksville remind me of nashville.

[@mrowyug5844]

electronic currency being rug pulled right from under little Richard on the old cardboard. where are his remittances now? they were telegraphed to blacks.

[@regenschirm]

Old infomercials are a gold mine of material. Please don't stop making these

[@oktayyildirim2911]

Infomercials?

[@avalonjustin]

My favorite ones!

[@thunderspark1536]

​​@@oktayyildirim2911Commercials but instead of selling a product it's giving you info about life and stuff.

[@SockyNoob]

These are old educational videos, not infomercials

[@mattgies]

@@SockyNoob From one pedant to another, it's originally from a film (analog medium), not a video.

[@CGGongtai]

I'm so glad that this 1950's documentary predicted the 1989 release of Belgian techno-anthem, Pump Up The Jam

[@thehunter5740]

"its just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up" I feel like cs is speaking to us

[@DiamondKingStudios]

Limp Bizkit reference

[@Oldney]

"Richard's mother is a thot" really caught me off guard, that was a good one.

[@ootfan7882]

*Oh, man, I'm getting a hard erection from pretty housewifes.* *Beep* *But we're REALLY trying to monetize*

[@DevilBoy-ww9ud]

2:09 No, CS. The JOJ will never get stale. Even if you did it 15 times over, we would still do it all over again.

[@beans9647]

The fact this guy consistently puts out YTPs with some of the most relatable shit in them, I swear. Whenever I need to get called out for my abysmal sleep schedule, feel seen in wondering what the hell is going on now, and have a good laugh all at the same time, I know exactly where to go. Definutely don't stop pooping, CS.

[@victoriasalcido2099]

4:34 the burning TikTok logo is needed in more of CS188's future ytps!

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

Especially now that it's known to be soon to be no more Chinese crap

[@PapaCoco1128]

I swear, no channel on the Tube is as consistent with quality as you, CS. You always do the JoJ

[@Code7Unltd]

>the JoJ But he doesn't do foundation repair...

[@Screeno1993]

He does what it takes to get the JoJ

[@Screeno1993]

He does what it takes to get the JoJ

[@myleswelnetz6700]

@Code7Unltd Overused joke.

[@aaaaanotthebees]

​@@myleswelnetz6700overused joj

[@markus_378]

With the amount of callbacks and references to other YTPs, you can basically just create a CS-Cinematic Universe with all the different batshit crazy people featured in the YTPs living together in one universe.

[@smthngbd]

"Semen Bradley WILL Return"

[@drewgehringer7813]

@@smthngbd in FOUNDATION REPAIR: ENDGAMAGDNE

[@STICKGUYMB]

Oh God, these postwar films are becoming the best material

[@hansonel]

"The firemen are always ready to get fired quickly." Another great upload. 1950's YTP's are always funny.

[@ootfan7882]

Dat pun doe

[@cckiller0053]

"Is that fire out yet?" "No!"

[@patcahill3724]

LOL true

[@sonicfx07]

There's a certain kind of enjoyment to be found from making an old video into a YTP, and this is solid proof of that.

[@Ramen_Zombie]

I sincerely hope cs never retires these retro ytps

[@VoltigeurGT]

I was expecting a Morshu joke with all the Richards and you delivered. The entire video is splendid as always, keep the top notch content coming cs

[@arthasmenethil2201]

2:11 foundation repair is timeless

[@FlynMaker7]

It never gets old!

[@The_Story_Of_Us]

This sentence mixing is just divine. I'm always astounded by how long you've been at this and how you haven't lost a step. If anything you've just steadily gotten even better over the years!

[@Curlyheart]

It's simply DIVINE, darling!

[@Alkatross]

He's the best right now

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

i'm still amazed that i've been watching CS188 for over 10 years now.

[@phentonphoenix3164]

It sounds like an A.I. voice.

[@garrusvakarian9039]

6:00 most ambitious cs188 crossover

[@jutnezproductions]

Great YTP as always, CS. I seem to remember my teacher showing us this short documentary in Grade 10 history class in a lesson about understanding the context behind historical events. There's some sort of irony in this, I watched this documentary to understand context, and just watched a YTP of the documentary to laugh at things being taken not just out of context, but given completely new context. I think that's one of the things that makes me still love YTPs, the way you're able to take one video and transform it into something entirely new.

[@theotherther1]

Your teacher is awesome, understanding context is an important skill for Americans. Source: I'm a librarian.

[@acrophis]

​@lucgermain9310underrated comment

[@mrlaz9011]

and book are a very delicious source of nutrients. source: I'm a swarm of silverfish that's rapidly approaching your location.

[@theotherther1]

nooo@@mrlaz9011

[@jutnezproductions]

@@theotherther1 I’m not American, however, I definitely agree that understanding context is definitely an important skill, regardless of what nation you’re from.

[@BinglesP]

4:27 "The police direct traffic so that otters will move quickly and safely." What better video to be watching while playing Touhou 19 with Yachie as my opponent, huh

[@rudeboyspodcast]

Always on top with the musical references, dude. That Franz Ferdinand clip brought me RIGHT back to Burnout 3 on the PS2 circa 2004.

[@wulfman15]

The way the health inspectors boat moves with the music is divine attention to detail.

[@thegeecyproject]

6:05 Ah, a Franz Ferdinand reference. That’s how you know it’s classic cs188

[@JadeCanBark]

These videos are just funny. The quality is perfect. This is why you're the Legend of YTPs CS. Keep up the amazing videos.

[@archiedeerhill6531]

We do depend on you for stupid entertainment...Thank you for being a source of joy for me and many others, no matter how stupid it seems.

[@eshine2001]

CS AND DURHAMROCKERZ LITERALLY CURED MY DEPRESSION IN 2010

[@teacupsnhotcoco]

“In the Itty Bitty Shitty City Hall, people better call Saul because the Mayor was doing lines in his office.” I’m dead 💀💀💀💀

[@Chozo_Ghost]

I am thoroughly enjoying the increased influx of YTPs coming from CS as of late! Increased rate, but the quality hasn't died down even one iota imo

[@bengeiger7917]

A realistic depiction of the true dysfunction that was 1950's America. CS, you never fail to impress in your masterful skills as a documentarian!

[@carlbrenston8436]

sounds like eurocope

[@blaizegottman4139]

Perfect PSAs

[@CmdrWinters]

The 1950s-early 60s was arguably the most functional point of American history. There was racism unfortunately, but the economy was stronger than ever and they had just won two back-to-back world wars. The American society was a million times more cohesive and cooperative at that time than it is today, even with the segregation included (which some are trying to bring back).

[@NoReplyAsset]

@@CmdrWinters what about the bakers stealing all the bread, the police not obeying the law, the milkmen dropping the milk and the mailman throwing out all the letters? not to mention the burger king foot lettuce... is that the America you want? 🤨

[@doomsdayrabbit4398]

​@@CmdrWintersOnly of recent years because the policymakers of the time are the ones who led to the fracturing of society by filling our air with toxic fumes and our roads with shitty cars because they figured the good times would last forever as long as we beat those damn commies.

[@RollaJones]

Wasn't expecting to see a Trigger Happy TV reference today but it was an absolute banger of a surprise. THANKS CS!

[@medkittydewfur691]

It might be because I'm high.. but this is the peak of humanity right here, we made it boys and girls. We made it.

[@twistedyogert]

3:33 It was a close race too but that's what happens when the same guy runs under different aliases. While that might seem undemocratic, in actuality it isn't because he has multiple different personalities.

[@STICKGUYMB]

4:05 this is an amazing edit holy fk

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

“Hey pal, you just blow in from Sucksville , U.S.A.?”

[@ozzman1997]

The "some go by horse of course" at 2:51 was executed perfectly

[@saverocool8510]

lol 😂

[@fathergabrieljob]

Been watching your stuff since that damn JOJ video, man and I am just now getting around to telling you I love your videos! All these years, all these amazing poops, and still making me laugh like few things can anymore. Thanks for doing what you do, thanks for the jokes and thanks for the memories.

[@dalecooper7251]

7:01 Thanks for remembering we still love Morshu!

[@nickmathur5950]

4:15 An Ace Attorney reference in a Cs188 YTP? I love this man even more now!

[@SnakeOfBacon]

It's another masterpoop! I certainly was not expecting Steve or Franz Ferdinand, but I love that they were worked in there. JoJ well done!

[@ct4748]

5:52 I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight

[@cckiller0053]

Is that fire out yet... No-

[@saverocool8510]

🚒 🚒💥🚒

[@NoReplyAsset]

the amount of jokes per minute in this YTP is insane, I was cracking up the whole time

[@dudethmcgraff7627]

The joj is timeless, the joke cannot get old

[@TheBadBuffalo]

2:25 Looks like Mister Shush could use a new Shure SM58 😅 (lovely video as always)

[@archangelapache2953]

2:57 this hit harder than it should have and now I want more…

[@jamesthebluecat1263]

Cs188 should make this a music video.

[@aidan9958]

We FARTED 💣

[@maxhistory2000]

I’ve been watching these for over a decade now and I still laugh just as hard as back then, thank you CS ❤

[@sauceboss6845]

Loved the Limp Bizkit reference you inserted in this YTP.

[@ootfan7882]

*inserted*

[@seabassz_197]

5:32 Aww come on Michael its called the pot center for a reason :⁠'⁠(. Lol this was so great Cs

[@SNAO69]

This was awesome, one of the few bright points of my day, and no....foundation repair will never get old.

[@jamesthebluecat1263]

🎵We🎵 🎵Farted🎵 2:59 🎵The city bus is coming and everybody’s leaving 🎵

[@THEACTUALLDL123]

* 2:58

[@Jared_Wignall]

This is hilarious. Your sentence mixing is always fantastic. Keep up the great work man, take care!

[@tomcat1768]

These 40's-60's YTP's Are Really Funny For Some Reason. Great Work!

[@montygator6921]

Another masterpiece unfolds, from the coverboy of Ram Ranch.

[@jordanimatedstreaming]

the closed captions are well done and I think add a layer to the laughs when turned on

[@bravetherainbow]

Wow, I never thought I'd hear a reference to "This Fire" by Franz Ferdinand in a YTP

[@cs188]

Franz have been my favorite band since 2004! Which makes it kind of awkward how infrequently I use song clips from them in YTPs.

[@bravetherainbow]

@@cs188 aw no it means it's like a cool little easter egg! Their debut was the first CD I ever bought. And the synth solo at the end of Lucid Dreams knocked my socks off

[@netmeister7941]

Imagine, it is 1952 you thought your T.V. could only display 2 colors, but one day the water in a show changes to yellow to display pee.

[@C-Midori]

5:44 *Oh for God’s sake, what the hell is going on now?*

[@ootfan7882]

Me lately

[@saverocool8510]

The bakers have baking the bread for too long

[@kariharper8649]

I love this so much! Please, CS, never stop producing these golden gems! Even though I can't afford to contribute money to you, I still enjoy your work and I hope I'm at least doing some help by watching these every month. ❤❤

[@denyrachmatramdhanynew2894]

0:08 The Narrator sings the theme song "The Fresh Prince of Belair". Damn... I am really lost it!

[@Bacteriaboi29]

0:07 fuf

[@AverageKingBooEnjoyer]

2:10 no CS, this joke will never get stale

[@FloppyBoy123]

This YTP didn't made my day, it made my whole week

[@jctotboiofficial]

People always find a way to turn old media into something funny and entertaining!

[@yahirlopez6600]

"Richard's mother is a T H O T"

[@tubegirl1013]

The joj at 1:06 was one of the most tender-sounding ones ive heard in years it made me feel all comfy and fuzzy

[@FlynMaker7]

People are going about their JOJ

[@spectradusker4305]

1:35 Thank you so much for bringing the guy with the giant phone back XD

[@saverocool8510]

Oh for God's sake What the hell is that

[@JackPoppy]

Look, man, I don't care who you are. Hiring a person to pretend to be you so you can sleep in IS pretty based.

[@noisepuppet]

Postman Tap would never throw away all the letters

[@UJEvans]

5:00 It should not have taken you adding a caption for me to realize that wasn't a swing. That's hilarious

[@Bradytheawesomeman777]

“Yes it’s just one of those days where you don’t wanna wake up” Me on any given day

[@wulfman15]

The bus gag nearly killed me with laughter

[@jeremiquirus1958]

Every time I hear joj I can't describe the joy I feel

[@Roadwarior2]

“The mayor was doing lines in his office” Rob Ford wants to know your location.

[@CHamlin86]

Hearing the voice overs for these old vintage videos sentence mixed is always hilarious.

[@gamersam3920]

the fireman are always ready to get fired as quickly as possible

[@notyourjakey]

This is my new comfort video, I've watched it at least 7 times so far

[@benviehman8640]

7:02 "Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, DICK!" I literally COULD NOT BREATHE for an entire minute! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mariomastermunkin734]

2:09 No it's not getting stale. Keep the HoH SiS references coming. They're the best part of your YTPs, C.S., and of course, perfect running gags for your YTPs.

[@PogShootMan]

I appreciate that you made any other clip you added black and white as well

[@user-wv5gv3dw5u]

Just gotta say. Im so happy you still make stuff all these years later. I used to race home from middle school to watch your videos with my friends. Not many people from that era of youtube are still around and still making great content

[@jasonmaclean719]

Damn dude, I had no idea foundation repair, Jose' Hydrant, Brick by Brick, and the internet kids all took place in this town. Mind blown.

[@dixiecobb9189]

Great ytp as always❤😊. Your ytps and pasta are the best things to wake up from a nap imo.😊

[@Vueltero]

Masterpiece as always

[@memeelfman324]

1:26 it surely been one of those days

[@saverocool8510]

Yes... it's been one of those days!

[@SockyNoob]

"There are men who's job is to keep the fires burning." "There are men who's job is to WRECK the recreational center. That's his favorite evening recreation."

[@SamuraiGamer538]

Please never stop making YTP's, they always make me laugh! I was so happy to see hoh sis make an appearance

[@DarthOmelette]

Schrodinger's Shoe Store, where each shoebox has a 50% chance of containing shoes and a 50% chance of containing nothing but a dead cat. This is not determined until you open the box, and you aren't allowed to open it until you purchase it.

[@Colbynfriends]

Richard loves to watch his Motor-boat-arola for clearer SHART pictures while his dad drinks a NEW kind of coffee that smells like my a.s.s. and tastes as good as a broom. That's life in Sucksville for you. *sigh*

[@williamsproule661]

The "procreation center" joke caught me off guard. Another brilliant YTP CS 😂

[@kasane1337]

As someone who learned English as a foreign language, I only know realized that "recreation" and "procreation" are not the same thing. I was always wondering how people could talk about recreation centers without making a joke about it at least once.

[@Ollyatlas]

Procreation means s#x for fun

[@iAussieGuy]

The little smirks you put into people never fail to make me laugh, these old time ytp videos are pretty funny and relaxing 😌"He is mister shush 🤫" I love that part, Great joj CS!

[@FounderOfPartyism]

5:24 Motorola TV! Now with *initiation* programs!

[@cs188]

I read your username as "FounderOfPantyism"... it's time for me to sleep

[@FounderOfPartyism]

@@cs188ROFL! You made my day. Tanks you. -Lenin

[@oleo007]

ALL DAY 😂😂 4:43 Coffee and percloration LOL