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@DaThings Жыл бұрын
Here are a couple of accompaniments to the Food Series: One is "The Leftovers" which is basically all of the joke fragments and bits I pulled when editing the series (going at least as far back as Where to Food) lumped together in a long-form fever dream of a YTP: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ml6ZdJuFh71jobc The other is the unedited original series in full as a pack with additional resources like blank graphics and a full transcript so that folks can make their own YTPs of Chef Jonathan Lonathan. That link is in the video description. Maybe I might upload the whole Food YTP Series as a standalone compilation here on KZbin if anyone's interested.
@TheBadBuffalo Жыл бұрын
Twin Chefs: The Leftover Pieces
@pizza-pi Жыл бұрын
I'm interested! I'd love to have it all together! Would be much easier to show new friends too.
@bonefetcherbrimley7740 Жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work!
@hauntorthegiraffebiscuit Жыл бұрын
I, for one would be incredibly interested.
@jeffsmith9126 Жыл бұрын
My interest is maximised!
@AKHTS Жыл бұрын
The "reset button" joke was so surprisingly effective
@duane6386 Жыл бұрын
I love the way he puts his hand in the microwave. He looks so sad 😂
@blaizegottman4139 Жыл бұрын
Yes it was
@TheBadBuffalo Жыл бұрын
Definitely not amateurish
@taguetrash Жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting to actually, vocally laugh from a joke in the video until that happened
@abitofabitofabit4404 Жыл бұрын
I need one of those on my roomba
@cbrad-eo6nt Жыл бұрын
"If you're cooking raw broccoli, you're cooking rawccoli." Words to live by.
@aarondavis8943 Жыл бұрын
That dangling bit though...so annoying.
@BBoy4040 Жыл бұрын
The way he says "Remember this jelly donut," the donut disappears, "cause you can never go back" sounds so menacing for some reason
@phillip5245 Жыл бұрын
I believe John Lennon said it best when he sung, "Imagine there's no jelly donuts. It's easy if you try..."
@cbrad-eo6nt Жыл бұрын
The only thing we have to food is food itself.
@Xatzimi Жыл бұрын
@@phillip5245 Imagine no Berliners
@lasarousi Жыл бұрын
It's a metaphor for clinging to the past because someone told you it was important.
@KirboCheesecake Жыл бұрын
i love how it's heavily implied he has a vendetta against food
@MrRenard7785 Жыл бұрын
"If you don't believe me, then square up, Slick." Fucking knocked me out. Killer job as always.
@Suiseisexy Жыл бұрын
I love how he flops down his arm for arm wrestling lmao. They say Chef Lonathan broke a man's arm once.
@quantumblur_3145 Жыл бұрын
Mama said knock you out
@Beepogen Жыл бұрын
Just believe me don't watch
@gebrathezebra731210 ай бұрын
Same
@TyGuy9001 Жыл бұрын
That man continuously barfing up the tea had me in stitches lol. Well done.
@DuckInGameStop Жыл бұрын
I was eating a yogurt with fruit chunks in it and seeing constant barf on my screen really took away my appetite 😬
@reptarien Жыл бұрын
@@DuckInGameStop Honestly I was eating too but I was trying to spit my own food up from laughing
@Sharkmonger Жыл бұрын
The little jingle after he says "I'm from Texas y'all" absolutely murdered me
@CaptainPupu Жыл бұрын
He didn't sound like a man. More like one of them modern skizofrenics who believe they're someone else than they are.
@boopdoop2251 Жыл бұрын
That was the only part in the video I wish had been kept out. Just gross and repetitive. The rest of the video was hilarious.
@CocoTheMii Жыл бұрын
"If you don't believe me, burn yourself on a hot pan." This one really got me, probably because that's exactly how my friends and I talk to each other.
@boperez2841 Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Pr0t4t09 ай бұрын
Remember, it’s not technically a threat if they’re burning themselves
@whee2390 Жыл бұрын
"Afterhand" is another one of those jokes where you don't really even realize a word is a composite word until you see part of it switched around
@nthgth Жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder why "beforehand" even exists when "afterhand" doesn't. Why don't we have "beforeward" for that matter?
@nebuleon Жыл бұрын
Beforehand, afterhand. Afterwards, beforewards. How, what, where, who, why, when; somehow, somewhat, somewhere, somewho, somewhy, somewhen. Take English and make it your own...glish. It is the way of the punster.
@nthgth Жыл бұрын
@@nebuleon Drive on a parkway, park in a driveway 🤷🏻♂️ Lol
@SeenAGreatLight Жыл бұрын
"...Aaaand CRAZY Hand!!"
@BBoy4040 Жыл бұрын
Why is the opposite of backward "forward" when it should be "frontward?"
@durfkludge Жыл бұрын
The inclusion of the boba tea freakout guy had me honking like a goose over here
@LangstonDev Жыл бұрын
Having the text chatter be made using Jonathan Lonathan's actual voice is such a great touch.
@xxgoldmansionxx Жыл бұрын
3:42 I really did just sit there and rewatch edited clips of someone regurgitating their tea for a minute straight multiple times god I need help
@OkamioftheRinnegan Жыл бұрын
0:34 could've sworn that was a rice ball
@__Obscure__ Жыл бұрын
Is this in reference to the Pokemon anime Onigiri joke?
@matthewbowen5841 Жыл бұрын
Things I learned from Chef Lonathan today: Danger of zucchini Using a microwave to teleport small objects Numbers Not sharpening knives Choking on tea is bad This has been a food day.
@june9914 Жыл бұрын
Also that all knives have fingers
@blaizegottman4139 Жыл бұрын
Who knew you can choke on tea
@ob2kenobi388 Жыл бұрын
Also how to cut properly-that is, without poking, slicing, or cutting.
@abitofabitofabit4404 Жыл бұрын
And that all you have to food is food itself.
@intron9 Жыл бұрын
@@abitofabitofabit4404but do it afterhand.
@Dr_Sex_Phd Жыл бұрын
5:10 when he accidentally resets the rawccoli in the microwave and just moves on to the next sequence was so effectively good 😂
@smooshpopper2 Жыл бұрын
I have to say I really appreciate your closed captions, they’re always perfectly timed and I feel like I’m not getting the full experience if I have them turned off
@missMoshie Жыл бұрын
[chuckles the other way]
@ob2kenobi388 Жыл бұрын
I love them as well! The only thing I'd say is I wish they wouldn't block text on the screen so I wouldn't feel like I was missing anything
@Josbird Жыл бұрын
Agreed, classic case of accessibility features benefitting everyone
@CocoTheMii Жыл бұрын
@@ob2kenobi388 If you're on desktop you can move and change the size of the captions
@ob2kenobi388 Жыл бұрын
@@CocoTheMii I'm not :(
@deeperth8679 Жыл бұрын
Loved how calm and quietly the energy transferred to the cheese
@duckfilms3662 Жыл бұрын
Lonothan is a professional.
@parkervlogging7658 Жыл бұрын
Idk why, but the Chinese Face Cleaver graphic KILLED me. “The implement is Chinese, the faces can be from anywhere.” 😂
@thelevelsoflovepodcast Жыл бұрын
The trip thing is, I was sipping Earl Grey and low key spit up my tea laughing at that tea spitting bit. I've officially entered some type of YTP paradox.
@PaddletailPhilly Жыл бұрын
That was a spectacular finale That was a spenale
@Mikitanfox1 Жыл бұрын
So what I am to take from this video is "remember the jelly doughnut" I guess for all eternity? I wasn't ready for this responsibility.
@Akumasama Жыл бұрын
It's fine, you can just put it in the microwave and hit the reset button.
@ZeroFische Жыл бұрын
I’ll jelly your donut :]
@othername4365 Жыл бұрын
And we're never going back, bby
@MikeSparksMusicАй бұрын
Me: Goes to work and tells all colleagues about the jelly doughnut
@hauntorthegiraffebiscuit Жыл бұрын
Glad to see Johnathan Lonathan finally letting himself brag a bit, showing off his ownership of Food Inc. Love to see him moving up in the world
@aaronhall3602 Жыл бұрын
I feel like it's more that his past CEO->COO->CTO demotions have hurt him badly, so he's trying to muster however much pride he can.
@petercdavidson Жыл бұрын
“You need to wash those teeny tiny bones…” Perfection. 🦷
@christianloder8127 Жыл бұрын
AKA brushing your teeth
@RetroCheater81 Жыл бұрын
Always sends a chill down my spine when Zucchini yells “ZUCCHINI SQUASH!”
@Meshamu Жыл бұрын
I love when the Zucchini comes in and says "Zucchini Squash!" to the bad guys, and Zucchinis all over the place.
@marbeltoast Жыл бұрын
I am always so happy to see a new YTP. My heart just flulfs.
@blaizegottman4139 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@ArcRay20 Жыл бұрын
the reset button gag was a good start, then you brought it back so perfectly. and them him checking the microwave goes so perfectly with that joke🤣
@BlueMoon-do3sj Жыл бұрын
You are the most QUALITY YTP creator I have ever watched.. I'm serious. I've been subscribed to you for a while now and I always get excited to see new instalments! I love that your videos aren't just, well, rapid-fire vulgar expressions and epilepsy hazards. The gags you write are genuinely funny -- sometimes I'll just be going about my day and remember "late-teenth century" and I just start giggling uncontrollably. Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood, my partner pulls up Postman Tap to cheer me up. Thanks for providing a myriad of inside jokes and generally keeping the YTP community quality!
@thecalmboi4236 Жыл бұрын
Agree, 100%
@gopistons22 Жыл бұрын
The boba tea part had me laughing so loud, my cat tried to comfort me because she thought something was wrong 😂😂
@LakeFX Жыл бұрын
That "all directions" gag sent me
@jamieg8627 Жыл бұрын
3:37 I love this part. He musta really loved his tea!
@Prawnsly Жыл бұрын
DaThings seems like the sort of person who stands in the kitchen talking to themselves holding a sharp knife and a pineapple.
@TheBadBuffalo Жыл бұрын
The Dorito Taco guy’s scream really caught me offguard in the tea section lmao Also, couldn’t have thought of a more magnificent ending there
@danford4275 Жыл бұрын
Incredible work as always, bravo on the rare YTP continuity of what happened to the rawccoli when chef lonathan accidentally pressed the reset button
@TheLastComa Жыл бұрын
Wow! Was not expecting a *Beck* reference of all things! Also...that tea choke mixing was top notch
@camelat7228 Жыл бұрын
i laughed embarrassingly hard during the whole tea segment
@acfreak554 ай бұрын
I think we all did. Hardest I laughed in a very long time.
@BigDLiquor Жыл бұрын
When he said "stand out in the middle of the dining room and shave a line of people. 250 people long cause its mother day..." I felt that.
@himethisisme Жыл бұрын
3:42 - 4:30 is the hardest I've laughed in weeks. There are so many crappy YTPs out there where just repeating a single funny word gets annoying, but this somehow manages to get funnier and funnier instead.
@atlas2903 Жыл бұрын
Really? I thought it was the worst part of the video and actually had to skip ahead, which is rare with a DaThings video.
@TheFreshcorn1 Жыл бұрын
I had to pause halfway I almost wet my pants laughing! 😂😂😂
@himethisisme Жыл бұрын
@@atlas2903 Well for me it's just that each instance of it has a different build up. Like after the first one he goes "Today I had a -OUGHUH-" Then he's like "Okay way hold on-way-hold-way-hold-way-hold -OUGHUH-" Uhh... And then right when he gets past it it reverses and he goes OUGHUH again like he's trapped in an endless streak of spitting up boba. Then after that everything he says leads into the next time he spits up. Not saying it's objectively funny but that's what does it for me, there's this anticipation like DaThings is playing a prank on the guy where he can't stop spitting up boba (That compared to most repetitive YTPs where it's just nonsensically spamming the sound again and again.)
@jellifygirl Жыл бұрын
The best way I can describe this section is that it's like being repeatedly zapped but being told that it's going to happen at different times, like sometimes the shock is out of nowhere, sometimes it's exactly when it's expected, and sometimes it's not there when you're told it will be. Some kind of cyclical hell but for humour instead of torture (there is a difference, probably)
@simeondermaats Жыл бұрын
this is truly one of the best videos on this website. like how does it even occur to you that Where It's At could be reconstructed from Jonathan Lonathan's voice fragments‽ insane in every good way.
@wingsonthebus Жыл бұрын
extremely well put
@cFrogjar Жыл бұрын
Literally crying with laughter at the tea thing ong
@jmkos86 Жыл бұрын
I wish all the luck in the universe for Chef Jonathan Lonathan. I hope he continues to inform us in the way of “FOOD”.
@blackravenX Жыл бұрын
My God, I've never been so happy to see Chef Johnathan Lonathan.
@hylind191211 ай бұрын
5:23 I love the idea of an instructional cooking video where every segment is either "you already know how to do this, I'm not gonna talk about it" or "I'm just gonna save this for a video of its own"
@BrassWing Жыл бұрын
Your use of the boba choking video had me dying. I've watched that video so many times and I was still laughing every time you looped the clip
@nsunny3897 Жыл бұрын
I’m trying not to die on a train i was laughing so hard at that i CRIED!! 😂😂😂
@AtypicalAdventurer Жыл бұрын
the repeat gag of the dude choking on boba caught me so off guard, got me cry laughing over the stupidest shit. Fantastic work as usual, you keep YTP culture alive with your effort
@nxthingbutv0id958 Жыл бұрын
3:42 Damn it, Dathings, this whole sequence fucking killed me, the hardest i've laughed for years 5:08 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@MonsieurBro Жыл бұрын
"It is better to have food and lost than to have never had food at all." - Nathan Jonathan after hitting the reset button
@rubenvergouwen1280 Жыл бұрын
Even after all this time, the portmanteaus still catch me off guard because they just happen so fast
@CaptainLumpyDog Жыл бұрын
Ellie, as always, thank you so much for your content warnings. While they do not apply to me, I'm sure there are people who need them. You are a kind, considerate person!
@jennyz356 Жыл бұрын
My heart just fulfs when I see another Chef Jonathan Lonathan ytp
@CryWindy Жыл бұрын
That dangerous zucchini will become the next Veggietales villain.
@TJ_Low Жыл бұрын
Of all the things in this video, the broccoli accidentally getting disappeared by the microwave around 5:08 was the most hilarious thing and it had me laugh uncontrollably for 2 minutes straight.
@DougSalad Жыл бұрын
He said it! I can't believe it, he actually said it!
@georgenapper532 Жыл бұрын
You've been the best YTPer in the game for quite some time now, and it was only further proven by your use of 'Definitely Maybe' in the credits of this one. You leave no stone unturned in your videos in terms of abundant creativity and fantastic obscure references.
@FriendlyKat Жыл бұрын
2:06 "All knives have fingers... but we don't need to talk about that right now." Hold on, I want to talk about this!
@sophiegrey9576 Жыл бұрын
The mantle of how to food shall be passed onto another. Eventually we may one day have How 2 Food. But your work here is done, Ellie. You have taught well.
@stapler942 Жыл бұрын
One of those times I'm comforted in knowing that if Jonathan Lonathan was about to get seriously injured by his kitchen technique, DaThings would warn us. 😅 I've always been mildly skittish about using really sharp knives in the kitchen because I know I would mess things up rather easily.
@terranova_ca Жыл бұрын
Thank you for continuing this YTP series for as long as you have. Chef Johnathan's kitchen shenanigans have become what I look forward to most on this platform.
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Жыл бұрын
Favorite moments and some thoughts, but not a complete list: 1. That must be the microwave from Steins;Gate, lol. 2. "This is a Chinese Face Cleaver." (Note: The implement is Chinese, the faces can be from anywhere.) This pretty much ended me and it wasn't even a minute into the video 😂 3. I could've gone my whole life without seeing the guy spit up boba tea, but by the third time it happened, you got me and I was laughing 😅 4. *Puts rawccoli in microwave, hits 60 seconds, realizes mistake* "Oh no, I accidentally hit the reset button!" *Tries to take back the rawcolli...but it has already reset back to nothingness. Chef Johnathan Lonathan can only helplessly shrug* 😂😂😂 It was the dismayed patting of the hand in the empty microwave that also sold it, lol!
@Dimozia Жыл бұрын
“Oh no! I hit the reset button by mistake.” I think we’ve all been there.
@no-man_baugh Жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see Lonathan got stopped from repeating the microsins of forethather: Pol Martain Lovely finale to a great series of YTP and I'm proud to have my name immortalized in this last installment of Food proper
@pschiptunes64 Жыл бұрын
2:34 _Microwaves agitate by calling food names until it gets upset_ Hoooooly shit, that killed me.
@DimensionalMola Жыл бұрын
That little Beck bit made me smile. Nostalgic!
@pyrolord1620 Жыл бұрын
Yes! The return of Johnathan lonathan
@cmyk89642 ай бұрын
I love that the boba tea section is a perfect YTP by itself. - open with a funny slapstick clip with a funny sound - repeat them a couple times to set up expectations - hold back for a bit to do some other jokes - come back with full force, but with a twist (like the "AA-" right before the gag) - end with a strong finish
@Audhluma Жыл бұрын
The fact that Beck's "Where it's at" came onto my shuffle today must have been fate.
@bogwife79427 ай бұрын
"if you don't believe me, burn yourself on a hot pan" the way he suddenly gets so serious kills me
@Gorfinhofin Жыл бұрын
Thank god he's back. I can feel stability returning to my life already.
@panicathedogpark Жыл бұрын
I love the lore consistency of the reset button
@lyesryes Жыл бұрын
holy shit that Beck edit blew my mind and totally caught me off guard. amazing work.
@Baby_boodle Жыл бұрын
This was an absolutely wonderful continuation to the series, thank you for giving me lots of giggles.
@Buggzy-Wuggzy Жыл бұрын
When that dangerous zucchini appeared on the screen, I quivered and whimpered with terror. Never have I seen such a horrendous sight. I'm going to have nightmares for weeks.
@bobbytheraccoon2459 Жыл бұрын
Thanks to Chef Jonathan Lonathan I now know how to properly use that slicing technique. It's silly but this gave the proper camera angles to see how it's actually done for real. So, I guess Mr. Lonathan actually is teaching How To Food. Thanks!
@nickhuggins1690 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know he had a business. Food Inc. is probably a big success.
@wowgreatjob4226 Жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting Beck. Love this channel even more.
@flintasm Жыл бұрын
Bless you, Ellie, for this gift on 420!
@BinglesP Жыл бұрын
I honestly thought you had run out of possible titles. Yet, you never fail to succeed even my expectations, even in that aspect!
@kiwicatnip Жыл бұрын
I would love to see a livestream of your process in creating these masterpieces
@vamppanic Жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard at the entire tea part and when it got to the assertive “…. okay?” from jonathan lonathan i nearly threw up. TEARS IN MY EYES. i dont know why it was so fucking funny
@TonyBMan Жыл бұрын
I laughed until I died with the remux of the dude spitting up his drink. Pure GOLD.
@ironfluoride8764 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest YTP sagas
@thegoodgeneral Жыл бұрын
“Remember this jelly donut… … because *you can never go BACK.* “
@Beanzish Жыл бұрын
This whole time I never even considered whether or not I should have been fooding in the first place 🤯
@SpudChickenSaltedChips Жыл бұрын
I love this series. I can't wait for "Which to Food".
@BernardChelgren Жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing back Jonathan Lonathan!
@Nyahahameha Жыл бұрын
I like the consistency in the worldbuilding regarding the microwave's Reset button.
@kfj001 Жыл бұрын
I'm in love with Texas tea dude - this guy can't swallow for anything, and I bet his car isn't the only place he has that problem either.
@rinoz47 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the warning about blades. Thier actions in Skyrim cannot be excused.
@Octo_0687 Жыл бұрын
Chef Jonathan Lonathan is back with more cooking tips!
@PissBoys Жыл бұрын
Seeing Chef Jonathan Lonathan's face show up on my feed is always the highlight of my time on this god forsaken platform.
@LunarDelta Жыл бұрын
Jonathan Lonathan pffft XD you can't just do that to me right off the bat I almost spat on my monitor! This is honestly one of the best YTPs you've made recently, absolutely hilarious!
@Rik_B_ Жыл бұрын
3:53 enjoy…
@Jaminux Жыл бұрын
i was not expecting the boba tea guy and it absolutely killed me, this was amazing
@bloodrunsclear Жыл бұрын
Johnathan strikes me as a guy who has an entertaining delivery even without your skillful editing!
@skipperxiv9401 Жыл бұрын
Yeah he seems really witty
@C_Kiri Жыл бұрын
Wherefore art thou Food Deny thy chef and refuse thy ingredients. Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my SuS And I’ll no longer be a Lonathan
@whodohoodoo Жыл бұрын
I'll always remember that jelly donut 🍩✨
@DrRobby1985 Жыл бұрын
Had no idea zucchini could be so dangerous. Thanks for the advise, Jonathan Lonathan (Owner of Food).
@katyesyes Жыл бұрын
At this point, chef Jonathan Lonathan, is like, a dear friend to me
@tyttuut3 ай бұрын
That guy repeatedly choking on boba tea absolutely cracked me up for some reason.
@shaungomez9898 Жыл бұрын
I am very impressive with this brand new ytp video. It’s been quite a while since you last uploaded a chef Jonathan Lonathan ytp so keep up the hilarious work! 👍👌👨🍳🤡
@ammanbansal2265 Жыл бұрын
It's been a while since I've seen Jonathan Lonathan on the small screen. It's good to see him again.