Totally legit Trump vs. Harris debate

[@AxelZephyr]

"Clearly, I'm Joe Biden." "And I'm Lindsey Davis" She really had to assert that. It is important.

[@Burialofagod]

the people will doubt it at first but its so true.. she really is Lindsey davis

[@ethan24343]

I'm 669th like nice

[@Sentinel82]

The moderators eyeballing each other after interrupting each other killed me. 😂

[@lukamijic4335]

Little did Donald and Kamala know that this debate was not about them...

[@pinkponyclub4life]

@@lukamijic4335 😂😂😭😭

[@anteros__]

"We're now two and a half years into this debate tonight" Oh lord what a nighrmare LOL

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

That’s what it sure felt like

[@radioactivepenguin34official]

torture

[@ikemarkle6057]

And elected four thousand years ago 😂

[@quasarone3083]

The shot of the moderators looking at each other is so fucking funny

[@theiceyhawttstunna6631]

Why are they so serious?? 😂

[@Twistedslop62]

I fucking lost it

[@blagoevski336]

Fr

[@eizyaws]

😅😅 hilarious

[@QuadiePoo]

Did that really happen? It was some serious energy 😂

[@LoganCableTech]

Unbiased reporting is so rare nowadays, I’m glad someone is doing it. Thank you.

[@KeepinItReal1313]

this is comedy, not reporting. Everyone has a bias. If you think you don't then you lack self awareness.

[@MakusinMeringue]

@@KeepinItReal1313You failed to see the joke here. But be honest, this is the journalism the American people deserve.

[@gibbonbasher8171]

Remember, YT Pewp is not suicidal!

[@EverythingStudios2024]

@@KeepinItReal1313 don't see the sarcasm?

[@dibble1331]

@@KeepinItReal1313 “you lack self awareness” oh, the irony

[@crazysarge9765]

donald harris won

[@someperson4865]

Nah I think Kamala Trump won

[@Raggy_df]

I thought Kamalald Trarris won😔

[@AugustThor438]

SoS

[@MrBelles104]

Joe Biden won this debate, could you even notice from how still he was, in the floor?

[@Hjovn]

kamala trump made a great hAhAhAhAhAhA .omg .killme

[@WOLFM0THER]

And I’m Lindsey Davis

[@banafanafofana6914]

I think we're ALL Lindsey Davis 😅🤪 siis

[@KingMacintosh2]

*squidward

[@youisiaint]

Wait a minute, I'm talking now.

[@mahiru20ten]

Sad that they don't have Uncle Fester for this presibate

[@avalonjustin]

Both sternly look at each other

[@bullpupart]

"No minutes to answer questions"

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Accurate

[@zejayeeisme9226]

And ninety commercial breaks.

[@Thomas-yl8lb]

and no turned on micrphones!

[@DrunkSonicYT]

POV: the teacher explains the test

[@SuperFlashDriver]

And 90 minutes of commercials mind you.

[@MrBelles104]

"Clearly, I'm Joe Biden" "And I'm Linsey Davis" **Trump stare**

[@askeletalman]

The only reason I look forward to presidential debates is so that YT Pewp can make more of these amazing works of art

[@Jayzsti7]

Fr

[@snakehead214]

cs188 does some great stuff with the debates too. Might wanna check it out

[@FH4Player6397]

And CS188 ;)

[@stans1377]

Yeah they are both puppets and shitty failed actors now

[@TheEmpireofTheSSXT]

Who in 2025?

[@ak47alice]

LOL "explode the backs of the middle class people" - California Harris

[@avalonjustin]

OW!

[@ivanhenderson31]

She is good at breaking their backs both literally and metaphorically😂

[@NivekUSA]

I absolutely died when I heard that. 🤣

[@ak47alice]

All I think about when she speaks is.... California Harris

[@NivekUSA]

@@ak47alice Comrade Harris from Commiefornia?

[@jameschawsley2091]

"I am offering what I describe as a recession" - Kamala Trump

[@iamarok]

Well she's giving people $6 so they can afford to give their kids a car. And she's giving Trump a $50 tax cut if I remember correctly

[@puppergump4117]

@@iamarok So she offers the inflation to combat Trump's recession

[@SolidoNaso.]

@@iamarok 50 dollar tax deduction to get through the month

[@cygnusx211268]

This is one of the best YTP's yet. Not too over the top with stupid effects, and very funny

[@roweboat87]

That's cuz it didn't need editing 😂

[@RobertDownySenior]

Bro this isn’t a YTP this is the actual debate

[@kristenkinnan4943]

Donald Harris vs Kamala Trump 😂😂

[@sirius3592]

😂😂 Donald J. Harris is literally the name of Kamala's father!

[@MrBelles104]

@@sirius3592 yup

[@Rountree1985]

@@MrBelles104let me guess conservatives have turned it into a conspiracy

[@AQuestioner]

​@@sirius3592bruh, what a coincidence

[@lightningshy5287]

Konald Hrump vs Tamala Darris

[@BronzeSpaceComet]

"Clearly, I am Joe Biden." "And I'm Lindsey Davis" okay that got me lmfao

[@HeortirtheWoodwarden]

🗿

[@Aegis_Mind]

I busted out laughing too. Nothing else got me really at all but for whatever reason, that timing on that edit was great.

[@MrGohan8000]

6:12

[@theiceyhawttstunna6631]

“They’re eating the people” 😂

[@notnotneutral15]

He's giving a Hannibal Lecture

[@Charles_Anthony]

I mean, once they run out of animals... that's what happens...

[@Spurdospaerde692]

In Haiti, they do.

[@eizyaws]

😅😅😅

[@foxboi6309]

Lore accurate 😅

[@okamiodonnell9153]

"I've never seen cereal or bacon or eggs or anything else" 😭

[@darksoles1305]

SLELSE

[@icecreamjunkie6790]

@@darksoles1305but what Donald Trump did, let’s talk about this

[@amarii80]

Missed opportunity to make eggs into seggs

[@phootaphan9166]

@@icecreamjunkie6790"And now in over 20 states, there are Trump bans. That is IMMORAL."

[@KyreynaRamirez-Relleno-ct8tw]

I got to this comment as it was being said 😂

[@ReallifeBambiDeerattheFarm1]

In Springfield, they are eating the people who live there. -Donald Harris 2024

[@ericv00]

Who is that female moderator? I didn't catch her name.

[@Rjvdby]

*LINDSEY DAVIS*

[@MrLinkedUp]

​@@Rjvdby Stare

[@blakejames9743]

Sgt. Shoulderpads

[@noisepuppet]

Joeden

[@buenogoodlive]

Joe Biden

[@Samueldonovan2007]

The clip of Harris inviting people to Trump’s rallies and him thanking her should be it’s own separate clip 😂😂

[@YTPewp]

New short material 😆

[@eizyaws]

Lol😅😅 yes

[@Jared_Wignall]

Finally, the actual debate has been uploaded.

[@TheZonda5002]

"She should leave right now, go down to Afghanistan. What these people have done to-" "I'm Lindsay Davis" "And I'm David Muir, fuck you for watching here in the U.S. and all over the world"

[@MustraOrdo]

"Wait a minute, I'm talking now."

[@Atomic-Bomb]

@@MustraOrdoAND IM LINDSEY DAVIS

[@FirinMahLazer1]

Not even joking this is the most footage I've seen of this debate. I'm taking this as a documentary.

[@noisepuppet]

Oh man you missed the part where they looked straight into the camera and said æææææææ

[@Anthony32126]

No California Harris :(

[@classagitator]

California Harris could do the joj

[@theiceyhawttstunna6631]

@@classagitatorshe could do it all over again

[@notaspy3751]

D O N T

[@zackyzackyzacky1]

@@theiceyhawttstunna6631When you need foundation repair...

[@bigsamuel_]

Babe wake up, a new presibate episode dropped

[@AtomSquirrel]

Can we report these comments?

[@Goldenblade14]

@@AtomSquirrel Can we report your terminally online career?

[@puppergump4117]

@@AtomSquirrel It's not like it's an onlyfans bot channel chill out you wacko

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

​@@Goldenblade14 Nothing more "terminally online" than saying terminally online or reusing the same joke that was tired by how it annoying it was the first time around..., president Harris?

[@bigsamuel_]

Yall mad for no reason, first time I ever made this joke

[@faroh267]

The master of debates has returned. I'm ready to watch what they actually said on the stage

[@theiceyhawttstunna6631]

This is not a YTP; it’s the actual debate unedited

[@faroh267]

@@theiceyhawttstunna6631 yeah I can't believe someone finally found the extended cut

[@marcuscarr2829]

Masterdebate

[@ColoradoSportsFan178]

"In Springfield, they're eating the people that live there! Maybe that's a good thing to say for a city manager - SUS" -Donald Trump, 2024 Presibate

[@spiderham6353]

You mean Donald Harris?

[@torchofgenesis]

IN SPRINGFIELD THEY'RE EATING THE PEOPLE

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Probably.

[@foxboi6309]

SOOS

[@zackyzackyzacky1]

Sounds like a "Treehouse of horror" episode.

[@julianj9830]

"Clearly I'm Joe Biden" -Kamala Trump

[@pondscum9363]

"...and I'm Lindsay Davis" -Lindsay Davis

[@tristanj.1793]

"And I'm Lindsey Davis."

[@oreocakester4307]

"n n n n, n n in aæ" - Kamala Trump

[@CxrsonYo]

Bro the “fuck you” part when they shake hands is hilarious

[@marcosmondoni]

I'm from Brazil but I LOVE these presibates!

[@MrBelles104]

RIP X, hope you get your freedoms back

[@danielalvesldiniz]

​@@MrBelles104? X can operate here as long as it obey our laws ;)

[@DankusMemicus]

@@danielalvesldiniz Stupid laws shouldn't be obeyed. Just like when the Canadian government wanted Facebook and Twitter to pay money for the supposed reduced traffic that Canadian news sites receive, they just decided to block the ability for Canadians to share news links instead.

[@Dictator_Crow]

What is this "X" thing you're talking about?🤔

[@Yapperofthecentury97]

@@Dictator_Crow The Brazilians outlawed X because the far-right ex President of Brazil, Bolsinaro, partially used it as a forum to attempt a coup a couple years back. Basically, the current government has social media laws that X didn’t obey because it’s a haven of far right-wing freaks, the Brazilian gov’t banned it for breaking their laws, and the folk on X melt down because they can’t use the platform to spread lies and orchestrate coups over there lol

[@theredknight9314]

2 minutes with 90 comercial breaks???? Sheeesh 0:22

[@MrBelles104]

**Endgame Capitalism be like**

[@iamarok]

Sounds a bit like KZbin honestly 😂

[@guitarheromorello]

NFL in a nutshell.

[@tspryaviation]

It's better than what I heard... 2 minutes with naughty commercial breaks

[@phootaphan9166]

That's PRESIDENT Sheesh EXCLAMATION POINT to you.

[@nicholasspecialmusic]

Gavin gruesome is crying watching this

[@Sleazy30.]

Wait wait wait she wanted to ban f***ing!?!

[@jtrizzle2000]

If I don't f*** I'm gonna go insane. Surely she can't ban mastur****** as well, right?

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Yeah. Always the hypocrite.

[@avalonjustin]

How dare she?!?😡

[@phootaphan9166]

"I am all of the Sith." "And I am all of the Jedi." "And I'm Lindsey Davis."

[@andreasgerk5236]

With election day now less then two Junes away 😂

[@IvanOdintsoff]

"EXCLAMATION POINT" - Kamala Trump

[@Dabx30]

"I've been a leader on steroids" I knew it.

[@DreQueary]

This was such a great debate. Im more informed. Thank you Pewp News.

[@ChristianCrept]

"I'm talking now", turns into a sprinkler XD

[@FoxWarrior49]

"In Springfield, they're eating the people that live there" - Donald J. Harris

[@suneedays13]

bye cuz that’s her fathers name 😭😭

[@DBE381]

BRO THATS HER FATHERS NAME🤣🤣

[@Emmazbracletz]

Thats crazzyyyy

[@pexpix]

The character arc of an insecure Lindsey Davis having to assert her name at random is just genius. So hilarious!

[@YTPewp]

Thanks 😂 Also, love that Splinter Cell channel image 👍

[@norlore5216]

“climate change is a f*cked up hoax and we have invested a dollar into a clean energy economy” 😂

[@SanguiniCore]

Everyone: Are you watching the Presidential Debate? Me: _Yes._

[@DeSinc]

always good, not even 30 seconds in and it's already good

[@BeatSaberMaul]

Strange to see you here. Also, big fan please post more.

[@YTPewp]

Thanks!

[@leannejones2000]

"I've been a leader on steroids"

[@Belectraaaa]

"clearly I'm joe biden" And I'm Lindsey Davis" lmfao "In springfield they are eating the people" - Donald Harris 2024😭😂💀

[@RedAlert3Uprising]

"we're now 2 and a half years into this debate tonight" LMAO

[@Emmazbracletz]

One long debate

[@jakel5892]

Idk why but the funniest part to me was KH: "I'm going to invite you to attend one of Donald Trump's rallies" DJT: "Thank You"

[@shinyluxray6144]

It's presibate rules that each candidate needs to begin their closing statement with "SoS"

[@southerndude9516]

Why did you just post unedited debate highlights?

[@ryze9153]

This was truly the real debate right here.

[@Friend-]

I've never seen cereal or bacon or eggs or anything else!

[@lilsizzly1982]

SLELSE

[@P-P-Panda]

For anyone who can’t find it: 4:43

[@TheLonelyGamer_17]

Here's a little tip. If you wanna make a perfect YTP, you should add custom subtitles. That would be the cherry on top. You can change KZbin's auto-generated subtitles.

[@312cccwww]

Exclamation point 😂

[@noisepuppet]

I remember watching the presibate two Junes and 4000 years ago on ACAB, it exploded my back

[@YTPewp]

Hope you're recovering well 😬

[@escreyesus9107]

The winner of this debate was Lindsey Davis

[@Emmazbracletz]

I agree lmao

[@christianauldridge1264]

Funny because Donald J Harris is actually her fathers name

[@Rufusdragons]

I’m actually dying😂 no srsly I was eaten in Springfield-

[@Planesandstuff1020]

“You were elected 4000 years ago” has me dying

[@kimgnassir]

debate ytp is crazy

[@USAguy_AKA_HL]

I think you’re the person that made him hit 6k

[@jameschawsley2091]

the AbCeeC presibate didn't disappoint

[@hellokitty_56kitty75]

“This reminds me of when they said they were gonna get students terminated and I said wonderful let’s do it” 💀💀💀

[@hornet370]

0:17 who tf is kamala harris? i thought it was california harris on the stand

[@megashedinja9700]

She evolved bc she reached level 60

[@eizyaws]

Yep California Harris

[@Maikigai]

This video is probably illegal in California now.

[@ashes2ashley230]

was it really necessary to edit trump's lines? it was already comedy gold

[@yaakarkad1]

"Presibate" as a name unironically slaps

[@pittiebaby]

Ikr we need it to be normal

[@snausages43]

I like when the moderators look at each other with those serious looks

[@Karoline01657]

5:08 "When they said they were gonna get students terminated, I said; "Wonderful! Let's do it!" 😭😭

[@zentendoxn8955]

2:13 The fact I myself gassed only a second before seeing this.

[@Heroto]

It's almost funny how still somewhat accurate this debate is...

[@blushadowcat]

What the world sounds like when you disassociate

[@Paul-dark25]

"I am offering what I describe as a recession" 😂😂

[@arkay238]

My uncle would think this is 100% real

[@WigThatFlewOffFloptok]

They’re eating the people.

[@jessewaters]

4:53 when Kamala starts to lag 😂

[@ChronicNewb]

"Vice president Harris has gas" was so perfect

[@Paul-dark25]

"we're now 2.5 years into this debate tonight" 😂😂😂

[@NinjaPhoenix-se3vr]

Love these longer vids! Keep it up!

[@bornofstardust5910]

I'm to the point now where I really don't give a fuck about anything even remotely political. Our country's government is a circus anymore.

[@JokingAroundInternet]

I'm from a post communist country, you can turn into a communist country. But this is a funny video.

[@bornofstardust5910]

@@JokingAroundInternet what💀

[@clem-hk2di]

yeah don't worry, it can still get worse and it will.

[@mikep9312]

​@@bornofstardust5910He just wants attention

[@ContemporaryCompendium]

Pewp News. The news you can pewp!

[@LizBiz21]

"we have invested a dollar" 😂😂

[@SalimSanity]

Random ahh crap I didn’t know I was going to see today and you’ve accomplished that

[@DantheMan_123]

this is the funniest video i have seen in a long time I almost died from laughter the first time i saw it

[@danielalvesldiniz]

and I'm lindsey davis

[@kha0s616]

I was starting to worry we wouldn't get a ytp version of this 🥺❤

[@maybenextyearmb9660]

Can't believe election day is less than 2 June's away.

[@ReallifeBambiDeerattheFarm1]

And I'm Linsey Davis!

[@ThatBadGamer1]

This is much better than the original.

[@da703]

I briefly forgot I was watching a YTP because of the pre-vid ad, made the start even funnier 🤭

[@ludanoob1856]

And I’m Lindsey Davis

[@Just_A_Kid5693]

If the news had a YTP

[@itsfrankie757]

0:44 this become funnier when you realize that Kamala Harris’ father is actually named Donald J Harris

[@ShukaHusk]

Hahaha you're right

[@MrLanguageFanatic]

Glad to know this debate was legit

[@nato838]

We should really investigate why he got three and a half dollars from Moscow's wife

[@lewisnostredame5605]

Just the intro had me dying lmfao

[@Sann_111]

"When somebody does a bad job, i'd fu-" IS CRAZY MY GUY

[@mikep9312]

OOC: Was 6 dollars still a sizable amount of money for a family at any given time in The Great Depression? a loaf of bread only costed 7 cents at that time.

[@schylarvelez46]

Over the course of the Great Depression, $6 was worth: 1930 = $113.10 1931 = $124.26 1932 = $137.87 1933 = $145.29 1934 = $140.95 1935 = $137.87 1936 = $135.88 1937 = $131.17 1938 = $133.96 1939 = $135.88 When you factor in changes in relative pricing (how much some one changes for something, regardless of inflation) that number easily doubles. To give you a sort of benchmark, decent farmland in southern Indiana at the time was sold for about $20-$30 dollars an acre, so $6 was no small amount. To give you some more points of reference, here a couple government programs that ran in areas stricken by the dust bowl: The government would pay you ~1$ an acre if you farmed your land using methods that conserved top soil (which was constantly being blown away in dust storms) The government would pay you if you allowed them to cull your livestock (basically putting your starving animals out of their misery) For cows the pricing was $3.00 for a full grown cow, $1.50 for a calf As you can see: $6 would’ve been a very large government handout during the Great Depression.

[@Jbread456]

“explode the backs of middle class people” made me spit out my coffee

[@yez]

Please make a Vice Presidential debate YTP