Zach Galifianakis Is Addicted To Cold Turkey - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

[@clintschroeder5717]

"just allow me to talk" while glaring at the audience

[@fattdamon1980]

Live at the purple onion is one of the best standup specials ever.

[@madLphnt]

Agreed

[@notlobparrot3057]

Hell yes

[@BeezowDoodooZopittybop-bop-bop]

That special haunts me in the best way to this day

[@ernier4592]

“I almost got Kangaroo Jack..”

[@ethanaleman]

Is it on netflix?

[@goldwincs]

I wish he'd make another stand up special. One is not enough.

[@studentism]

there's the Comedy Central one, Live at the Purple Onion, and bits from the Comedians of Comedy

[@DippyHippie]

@@studentism THANK YOU!

[@vincevvn]

Zach: I went to the store Audience: 😂😂😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

Zach actually made the piano a comedy prop. Legend man, him and Mitch Hedberg are my all-time favorites. 🙂

[@redwolfe7049]

Mitch Hedberg was the man. I listen to his stuff all the time.

[@jakevendrotti1496]

Victor Borge did that long before, and others before him no doubt. But it's always impressive when done well, yes.

[@Rav2277]

The Simpleton Southern Lady became Marty Huggins in the campaign...funny to see where a character idea starts from

[@DanFlashes99]

some pretty legit new age piano playing

[@kevinalexpeek4020]

I loved his show on VH1, he did this in his monologs

[@TheCornBanana]

Im glad they did all those camera switch fades

[@EveForbiddenFruit]

That Hong Kong joke would be pretty controversial in Hong Kong

[@THETRUTH-2P987]

Behind every comedian is a serious artist

[@leobender2910]

I never realised Zack was handsome.

[@flala2261]

*Handsome.*

[@hr6334]

Lookin good Zach 😍

[@DrAbhishekSomkuwar8717]

How could he have a straight face while saying such hilarious jokes, he's quick witted and brilliant. Edit - when I said he's quick witted, I meant he's quick witted in general, not in this pre prepared routine segment

[@CheefChaos]

It's called practice, a stand up routine takes time and is performed in front of many crowds in order to get the timing and delivery correct.

[@thedude4672]

Settle down.

[@vincevvn]

I’m not sure doing a pre practice routine qualifies as quick witted but ok

[@mooseandspade6251]

he may be brilliant but a clever routine does not mean he's quick witted. Even Shakespeare may or may not have been quick witted. Witty, certainly, but that's not the same thing as quick witted.

[@sophiaflagg4259]

Zach looks great ok Zadddy

[@elisabethmsaavedra3765]

Handsome

[@HiNinqi]

Right!

[@matthewgriffith7302]

In Scrabble, it’s also worth a buttload of points.

[@DippyHippie]

Zack G. Is a genius! Between two ferns saved me from suicide!

[@MarayaGavin5839]

His hair 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 he is hilarious I love Zach 😂🤣😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@crckbaby5]

zach was n is handsome ☺️

[@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd]

He is just so truly great.

[@closebutnope4978]

I wonder if he plays piano so they don't edit things out like Demetri Martin does with his guitar

[@justinhinsey4093]

It can also help the performer with nerves. And help with the pacing

[@bigredcotter]

That sounds familiar but do you remember where Demetri talked about that? Maybe with Maron?

[@youandthemankind.2712]

we like high status people. He is relaxed, thus we know he is of high status. Thats why we like him.

[@mooseandspade6251]

what

[@youandthemankind.2712]

@@mooseandspade6251 We do like any jokes of high status people, funny jokes or not, we laugh. We like everything they do. Humans who didnt like high-status-humans didnt survive during the evolution.

[@youandthemankind.2712]

@Kono Dio Da sweet.

[@toad4ever103]

He's weird. I like him.

[@aaryanbhardwaj5293]

'welcome to another edition of between two ferns, I'm your host Zack Galifianakis' - Zack Galifianakis

[@madisonrose1893]

love that show XD

[@myk785]

Zach Galifianakis is awesome!

[@loosingmymemory7]

I just watched for the turkey cold cuts, and don't forget the gravy!

[@patreekotime4578]

Its amazing to me that 20 years later so many people still dont "get" Zach. Hes flexing super hard here. But its done so well that people are like "meh, lame jokes". Lol, yes, he KNOWS the jokes are lame. WE know the jokes are lame. But he just performed them AND piano flawlessly with a completely straight face while appearing bored. Do yall not get how insanely difficult this is? Or is everyone just so spoiled by fake TV BS these days we dont appreciate how difficult real performance is?

[@IIGhost807II]

Am I the only one that doesn't think they're lame tho?

[@patreekotime4578]

@@IIGhost807II they are good and lame at the same time... Mitch Hedberg style!

[@mountaindew3201]

He’s the king of Netflix. If you know what I mean.

[@mathi9084]

More like a SIT DOWN comedian, actually.

[@wadestewart5504]

Zach is awesome!

[@travisinthetrunk]

This guy’s pretty funny. He’s going places.

[@akumamishima5686]

ur not funny and not going places so the universe has balanced itself out. great comment tho YT needs more of these!

[@DrawRedLion]

Channel dedicated to drawing.. "Drawing is my passion, not a gift"

[@Jumahnji]

[@jpolis6133]

😂 he can't help being funny ❤

[@kshitijkhandelwal1500]

he's the best

[@mneal713]

Can someone explain the “rented a Tom Green movie last night” joke?

[@michaelkelly1588]

He got it from the public library

[@constancehaisma-kwok2442]

No one else wants it - he has 5 months to return it.

[@natnatluv]

Tom Green sucks. There's no demand for the movie back

[@marinakaye8284]

You'll never guess...just ate some cold turkey. True story!

[@kathleenosborne6931]

Just allow me to talk

[@Song]

GOAT comedian

[@dylanmeadows7061]

Cold turkey makes me to sleepy to do heroin.

[@kabarwonosobo]

he reminds me to Iron n wine

[@ethanaleman]

YOU KNOW WHO HAS A REALLY GOOD CHINA TOWN?...HONG KONG

[@deana2487]

Tom Green references? Hey Team Coco, post the Abbot and Costello sketch next!

[@gonzalopriale3293]

David Paich from Toto

[@joseapsantos3633]

Boa tarde, esse cara, divertido e muito bom. Adorei o vídeo.

[@YummyBaer]

He was so young here. Let’s see. 2001? He must be like 22 years old

[@Optimystik]

*32. He was born in '69

[@itsjoshbarranco]

Some comedians are hilarious others are geniuses.

[@Ultra_Ken]

is it just me ir he looks a lot like Harry Potter

[@bassic5527]

Pee on life until it gives you lemons

[@prakhar369]

giving some bo burnham vibes

[@saevarito]

It's like all of 'what.' was based on this set.

[@charlietuffier-mancini3515]

I know that I am commenting on the wrong video, but why has The sound of silence by disturbed been removed from the channel?

[@direbeard3115]

At least credit Zach for his joke.

[@billparrigin4484]

Such a fantastic piano player. Better than Liberace.

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Rob Scallon?

[@zombiezombie3697]

That was good

[@conveniencestorediet]

Haha I think I was in the audience to watch this taped live! I remember that Costo joke so clearly.

[@PopeLando]

Galifianakis was on Conan twenty years ago? I'd never even heard of him before The Hangover. Side note Zach is 52 now?? 😲

[@gustavosouza3541]

Oi estou apredendo inglês ok

[@BitKorn-mt8nz]

Jim joe Kelly!

[@kyley3795]

why did you take down the Nathan Fielder interview when he subtly exposes himself in the photos and it made conan laugh so hard? Bring it back.

[@NuggetMan222]

Cheeseburger

[@maremacd]

I didn’t get the Tom Greene joke.

[@sleepytabledog]

Tom Green was a crappy comedian who made crappy movies

[@PlayNowWorkLater]

I have diarrhea!!

[@sudhasainath2876]

Too early ryt

[@sleepytabledog]

Did he lose a bunch of weight?

[@henkkman]

This was 20 years ago

[@gustavosouza3541]

Nesse CANAL é no meu telefone

[@d.l.l.6578]

Yes, that was gross. No thanks.

[@shilibrad8705]

well said. hongkong is just another chinatown hahahah

[@avengemybreath3084]

He used to be good looking

[@brainlock72]

Peaches still has my glasses. He took them when mom was in the hospital dying of ovarian cancer. I just found out this evening a good friend is dying of brain cancer. He's just been brought home for hospice care. I hope Brendan makes it. mom didn't. or, y'know. Zach isn't dead or anything, either.

[@rvunited1524]

I find nothing funny in his jokes... piano playing is moderate....

[@Teatime4Tom]

Remember when Costco/Sam's Club jokes were relevant?

[@joshuaychung]

An honest question: Are they not relevant anymore?

[@Teatime4Tom]

@@joshuaychung Damn it. Fair point.

[@akumamishima5686]

erase Costco and replace it with Tom Green.

[@joshuaychung]

@@akumamishima5686 For that matter, was Tom Green ever relevant? Is Akuma actually related to the Mishima family? I haven't played Tekken 7, yet.

[@akumamishima5686]

@@joshuaychung yes and no. I won't tell you which order im answering your questions tho >:)

[@beniciomoran6401]

The careful macrame antenatally guess because windchime hooghly jail except a pricey bubble. racial, low debt

[@Orangelemonblue]

Honestly didn't laugh once...and I love to laugh

[@bigachiever4547]

Early ez

[@sherroypahl1889]

Early

[@AnneEstipona]

Between Two Ferns guy!!!

[@oledshwfgk3068]

So unfunny

[@kevinwells4086]

Not that funny... 🥱

[@globgallow8973]

Ok, Kevin Wells. Are you a master of comedy? Maybe you should have a late-night talk show

[@fernandovergara3119]

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