Zach Galifianakis Monologue: Monologue of Song - Saturday Night Live

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Zach opens the show with some background music. Aired 03/06/10
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[@tylerleswing]

The music when the band comes in is actually pretty sweet

[@RedmayneDeadmayne]

Genuinely impressed with how well the band joined and blended themselves in perfectly. Accentuating the notes after a punchline and quickly quieting solemly for the next setup, really really well done

[@daandemeyer1708]

You think that’s not rehersed?

[@RedmayneDeadmayne]

@@daandemeyer1708 yOu tHiNk ThAtS nOt rEhEaRsEd

[@SONOFABITCH]

@@daandemeyer1708 Somebody got ratio'd.

[@liamingrouille9702]

@@daandemeyer1708 bruh

[@guitarskin9758]

I'm impressed by his hability to play well and do stand up

[@SigWahrheit]

"He died of high fiving" fucking laughed for a good minute

[@Michael_Michaels]

+SigWahrheit you missed the time reference: 6:47

[@danidakota276]

Zach is absolutely great and amazingly talented. He is so different from all the other comedians, original and true. His sense of humor is brutally honest, a bit weird,but crazy funny and his every joke is a winner. He's a genius.

[@ellendinkelmann9342]

He has the funniest sense of humor.

[@bhunji1850]

"Hey that's the guy from Hangover" is his humor.

[@samanthab1923]

I love that list of looks 😂

[@iamjustamazin]

I am on an SNL monologue spree....and gotta say, this seems like the best one!

[@odradekk]

Vladimir Makarov sure that

[@simeon7450]

you are kidding right?

[@Mitch19222]

Louis ck's are pretty amazing

[@joefelice5062]

Vince Vaughn where he goes into the audience.

[@bradlloyd6261]

It is!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@siamakgilak3475]

"I live in Brooklyn and um..." *audience applaud * "and I hate it." Thank you Zach for that.

[@tawandaJerry]

Best monologue ever

[@ollihro82]

its good bit its the same for 10 years... except it always was "a ticket for being a whussy" not a gaylord. there are several shows that csn be found on youtube

[@Nickel138]

“Hoobastank is here! No? Who is it?” That’s an amazing joke for so many reasons.

[@yasisoufi]

I died!! It was great!

[@scottuto]

fuck that it was a tease

[@AndreasDevig]

Who... bah-stank

[@jennacross973]

Heard this when it first came out... And years later I still randomly use this joke in places . And no one ever gets it 😂 which just cracks me up more .

[@brianbrant6079]

And the reason is you.

[@towedarray7217]

One of the best monologues in the history of this show. I mean it. He is so good.

[@viralbhalla]

one of the best SNL monologues ever!!

[@zajacattack]

"Kilometers Davis" is the greatest joke and the crowd does not appreciate it enough

[@italoblu]

They appreciated it fine, just say you like the joke and move on.

[@enjolras76]

nup its sad, right?

[@RS54321]

This Canuck greatly appreciated it. 🍁

[@OyonikaAkinoyo]

"I'm Greek. This isn't a beard. This is part of my eyebrow".. :')

[@enzomaxfranklin1373]

When he said "hey everybody here comes the chuchu" the subtitles said ... "Okay"

[@naletsanaele]

😂😂

[@henhenhen19]

imagine the control room going "Zoom out camera 3, so we can see him tugging himself as the choo choo arrives"

[@Gr8Layks]

One of the best SNL monologues of ALL TIME!

[@outNoutCHARMED]

Yes

[@Gr8Layks]

Add Louis CK’s monologue about the 70s. Wow!

[@Wheelerdealer2]

Compared to Stephen Seagull??

[@arjunviswam]

Omg , i forgot how good this monologue was . Most underrated one ever

[@gardenlover9663]

I am counting every "this is underrated" comment. This is no. 5.

[@matthewsnyder674]

this is the greatest thing i've ever seen

[@SS-dh5nt]

I cannot get enough of this guy 😂

[@w336o4]

I've wayched a lot of SNL this is one of the best monologues of the modern era. Just lots of great jokes delivered perfectly.

[@viennx]

'look i'm greek this is not a beard this is part of my eyebrow' hahahahahahaha WTF

[@infamoust.7500]

as a greek,i dont get this at all because its inaccurate

[@carlosgustafsson9393]

It's very accurate u Greeks have a lot of eyebrow hair hahahaha

[@infamoust.7500]

i dont know,its normal like almost every other country,not hating or anything i just dont get this.Whatever..

[@carlosgustafsson9393]

InFamous T. haha im joking mate, greece done well in the world cup but they should've beat costa rice m8

[@infamoust.7500]

yeah that was a disaster :P

[@lidette711]

Kilometers Davis! XD

[@orestispalampougioukis6043]

Can someone explain that to me? I am missing the reference.

[@alikolik8984]

Orestis Palampougioukis in Canada they use kilometer instead of miles like U.S.

[@230leo8]

@@alikolik8984 also miles davis is a jazz musician, so he made the joke.

[@kurtsudheim825]

@@orestispalampougioukis6043 IRA a play on words, Miles is a name & a form if measurement used in us, but others use the metric system

[@konstantswank]

"I like dark comedy. That's why I like the Wayans brothers" 🤣

[@kurtsudheim825]

Saw that possible coming, but still

[@grandmotherproductions9380]

Oh man, that choo choo line kills me. I'm laughing while writing this

[@sbalcooldlamini6867]

"applying chapstick daintly..."😂😂😂😂

[@PREMIUMLEARNERSENGLISHCHANNEL]

Damn, this guy is a legend! one of the best monologues for sure

[@pronemanoldbutyoung5548]

Wow a tribute to Victor Borge! ”Myles Davis, Kilometers Davis” 😂 You sir, Zach, just rose a few steps!

[@jamesren4665]

I could listen to the instrumentals all night.

[@bertkylian]

"Oh you outta that one? Just give me the vice president of ultimate frisbee" HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

[@roloug95]

HEY EVERYBODY HERE COMES THE CHOO CHOO

[@michaelnewman3671]

“Kilometer Davis” lmao I love seeing this randomly pop on my feed. Such a icon. He’s such an underrated comic.

[@LarryParane]

This is a solid monologue and definitely on Top 10 all-time

[@Noneofthateverhappened]

Love you, Zach. You're the greatest.

[@hellrazer7681]

That eye contact at the piano though

[@shahemasoyan9129]

One of the best SNL monologues, creative and funny!!

[@billystar1306]

"He died of high fiving..".. One of the best jokes in human history. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

[@snowdjagha]

The piano part with the quick delivery jokes is genius!

[@bokchoy997]

Ok but the instrumental was so soothing...

[@ericmsandoval]

The band joining in with him is actually very very good lol

[@annamarie6712]

This monologue was just soooo funny, too many good bits to quote, lol @ I'm Greek this isn't a beard it's just part of my eyebrow!

[@prakitk]

Damn! Good saxphone solo at the intro!

[@MatusDubrava]

zach for the win. last 1-2 weeks searching for videos him doing the best satire parody these days for me

[@volleyboggs]

I’ve already seen this multiple times and this just got recommended by KZbin. Is he coming back as a host? That would be epic!

[@imagicrockstar1122]

Such a great monologue. I'm from charlotte nc and Zack is from wilkesboro nc. Inspirational.

[@noodlehead69]

I really like the piano music he's playing. It's beautiful and calming. Very nice.

[@PolyQuasi]

I could seriously do with an instrumental Galifinakis record/channel/whatnot

[@lola92393]

my fav monologue

[@TVBCStudios]

Still watching this.....pure hilarious-ness!!!!!

[@TheGonzaloMagic]

Everything he says in the piano is a top comment on youtube. This man is a greek god.

[@albertcallwood5478]

Hey everybody here comes the choo-choo ........oh I’m dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@VeryLoki]

this is one of my favourites.

[@bridgecross]

I just realized, Zach Galifianakis is like Robin Williams if he wasn't manic. It's actually funnier.

[@agrarianarc]

YESSSS

[@natethegreat7821]

How has this not even hit 1 million

[@chadembrace]

at 6:48 you can hear somebody playing a wind instrument let out a laugh

[@epvtrinidad]

4:04-4:09 solid gold -- Between Two Ferns reference

[@3squ1l0]

0:13 Can we all just appreciate the unsolicited ass tap attaboy by Zach, the extra vibe the bassist entered to stay on rhythm to counter the distraction, and the chuckle from the lead guitarist for witnessing it all happen live?

[@Bigmummy13]

Omg! Everything he says is platinum!

[@asylumchoir4586]

I have been waiting to see this again for YEARS!!! Especially for the, “gaylord,” part.

[@agrarianarc]

One of the greatest

[@faerieguts]

Revisiting cuz I caught his character in season 4 of Baskets say "Here comes the choo choo" as an aside re: the bullet train. Had a good giggle.

[@2nite782]

I hope everyone knows that he goes up there having nothing on his mind and then feeds off the pressure. He’s a comedy legend that got overshadowed by his movies.

[@andresbarriga5305]

His stand-up is truly a thing to behold.

[@cmomofilm]

I'm glad you believe that. There's 2 monitors, on the edge of the stage, to his left and right, which has his monologue on them. Theres also 1 in the camera.

[@marks.3303]

@@cmomofilm SNL doesn't use monitors or teleprompters. They use cue cards.

[@mykmcgrane]

Uhm... This is near-verbatim set from his Comedy Central Half Hour from 2001.

[@thiagof9481]

Why people make up shit like that? You can watch his other videos here and see he used some of his old material. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

[@TheCraftMansion]

6:26 i laughed my ass off 😂😂😂

[@maxbonanno8652]

This is one of the best modern snl monologues

[@davidmiller7232]

He was in a high fiving accident. Genius. Hoobastank is here😂😂

[@viennx]

and apart from being the best comedian ever - he's an AMAZING pianist!

[@drewwalker101]

He is only playing the black keys and it’s hard to sound bad if you just stick to those. I sent this 7 years ago but for some reason it just now posted

[@milanpintar]

what a legend

[@elvisjimpa100]

Zach is a honest guy.He just have a werry ironical and sarcastic attitude and dry humor.People with his Comedy style are often intelligent.He can analyze comedians and jump from style to style just by being himself in a natural way and i think thats werry impressive.The tradical thing is that its not Zach that are weird.Its the people that are stupid.I know exactly what he are saying in every joke even if he are sarcastic or not.Its not hard to read between the line if you are a good people person.Sorry but i just dont think people need to call a guy weird when he clearly make more sens then most people.

[@shilpaoommen4407]

"He died of high fiving"..😆😆

[@jakubmarszaek8330]

Lol. I like how he started. He was for while a writer for SNL

[@markozivanovic117]

That music was beautiful.

[@jsteeles]

love u zach

[@DJElectraFry]

I met him once, he was wearing a baby Pink polo shirt. Smoooooooth.

[@jefffarmer5785]

Hilarious, Witty, w/a dynamic/friendly personality... What a guy-!!! 🤔😁😆🤣👍✌

[@successmaharjan2906]

Stop clapping stop clapping....... That was funny.

[@danw2940]

Transcendent music with hilarious jokes. I think I just watched the best SNL monologue ever!!!

[@guanyu4u]

I went to my high school reunion.. it was very weird, cuz I was home-schooled

[@jimmybrock7660]

Legendary..

[@andresguty]

“Kilometers Davis”

[@dealerovski82]

Here comes the Choo Choo was actually a thing on the internet.

[@2Cat90]

Zach is a genius. That's all I have to say about that.

[@phillipwhaley7759]

zach galifianakis is sooo funny

[@presence5426]

This guy is a riot, lol.

[@ronitchodhray]

Best ever

[@anandabraham1792]

Best ever not just on snl

[@douglasappleman2965]

HEY EVERYBODY, HERE COMES THE CHOO-CHOO!

[@denisecontreras1635]

you are great dont be late and rest his soul and many more but one day I will be in church but yes I will love you too see you

[@ColocasiaCorm]

i really enjoyed the music!

[@fahrigonzo]

This music alone is just FUCK YES

[@ixcac.5752]

the one where he sings "Tomorrow" in a little orphan costume is way better

[@tinashekitchen1124]

Hoobastank is here hahaha

[@MattiaDeG]

Hey snl, here's a comedy lesson for you, try to learn.

[@ENigma-um8zw]

“Hey awe those Cawgo Showts?

[@RHINOSAUR]

Genius

[@laurentiudilja]

funny as hell! Love it! Best monologue at SNL I've ever seen!

[@mynameiskikko13]

that was the best.

[@b3An404]

i didn't know he played piano. He's now 100% more attractive than he was before

[@PauloSilva-ox7xt]

The piano theme is really nice! Was he the one playing? If so he's good...

[@Robbthelytt]

OMG! this was great!!!!

[@Bahia320]

I didn't really get you before but now, I get you.......kinda...... Nice monologue!

[@redbird7055]

I thought his whole episodes was one of the best SNL ever.

[@dustinlang5135]

I believe this was also the episode with the bidet skit.

[@browsertab]

Today I learnt that Zach Galifianakis invented that Tony Danza joke