Zach Woods' Tips for Surviving in the Woods | GQ

[@burry218]

His level of humour is beyond anything I expected coming in

[@isaachamrin1279]

Burry21 Thats what she said

[@Rithy2105]

Level 99?

[@jezz312]

Everyone's calling him "Gabe" I call him Jared.

[@SamanthaIreneYTube]

M. OJ - Other Jared

[@jadoo16815125390625]

You call him Jared. I call him Ed Chambers.

[@poisedplanet1687]

Because he ate the whole subway

[@cloudburstdrones]

Donald

[@thapelomaraisane8705]

Broooo

[@lukepridgen3197]

So this is how Gabe lived his life after Erin broke him..so sad

[@tcahemenway]

No this is how Gabe licorice after Erin broke him

[@Elskrat88]

Ciao

[@amandarivas9746]

Elskrat88 this was honestly the only comment worth anything, lol 👍🏼

[@imnoone2838]

XD

[@Maddie-fb5kg]

Andy went to the ocean.. Gabe went to the woods.

[@Obsolete.videos]

“Always look out for bears, or twinks, or leather daddies, depending on what your type is.” 😂

[@mouija1450]

Zach Woods needs to host a show where he "teaches" us about different trades, pastimes and life skills. This was fantastic.

[@Jbelovedson]

M Ouija I’m sold on that idea.

[@drhoneybadger]

Ella Blun Zach Small-Animal-Doctor

[@AZestyM]

ZACH SAD haha

[@blackichan3866]

Possibly an Abraham Lincoln actor at a small historical site?

[@chemplay2090]

Zach is such a great actor, beeing akward seems so natural To him and makes him so Funny :D

[@ellielindsey7454]

"It's actually not that hard to make a fish feel existential despair" only Zach Woods could deliver that line in perfect deadpan fashion.

[@abandonedmuse]

Ellie Lindsey he is so deadpan. It’s amazing how he doesn’t laugh.

[@claytonbrown7120]

What mark will that fish leave?!

[@youngsir3657]

You can taste the depression.

[@PastelTyrant]

“You’re being clingy” - *_GABE, 2019_*

[@alohaamigos9500]

PastelTyrant 😂

[@breadpuddin6685]

*2018*

[@BaronVonBielski]

He doesn’t even act like Gabe. “Uhh person plays character so that person must be that character right? Durrr I drink bleach”- dummies like you

[@Moxtrox]

*_-GABE-_* *_JARED, 2019_*

[@JesusGomez-ob2qt]

@@BaronVonBielski sadly you still havent figured out how stupid you are 🤦🏻‍♂️ we all love to call actors by the name of s memorable character they played. Like how they call Jenna Fischer Pam even though she is nothing like her (she said it herself in an interview)

[@randomawkwardllama]

Do people even realize how much of an improv master he is? I feel like he’s a criminally underrated comedian

[@robotdowney]

He was in The office AND Veep. AND now Avenue 5. Guy is doing them moves

[@zeroa69]

@@robotdowney he's pivoting

[@apexscape]

reminds me of the Stella squad

[@tuckerwelty3913]

@@robotdowney and silicon valley

[@Svfaye]

I couldn’t agree more with you . He’s killer funny !! I had no idea he was so great

[@chesneyevans]

I’m a simple lady. I see Gabe, looking miserable with an eagle perched on his hand, I click.

[@nc8886]

ches e. I’m a simple man too, I see an overused comment and I don’t click

[@tylermelendez-duke2206]

It was a hawk. The joke was that it was so obviously not an eagle, hopefully you don’t think they eat fruit roll ups

[@chesneyevans]

Tyler Melendez-Duke lol my bad. I typed out the comment before I even watched the video 😂

[@BaronVonBielski]

Yes because that’s the charter Gabe and not the actor zack woods who doesn’t even act like Gabe. But no you’re right every actor that plays someone they are that someone and aren’t their real selves.

[@chesneyevans]

BaronVonBielski I’m sorry if I somehow offended you. I know he isn’t really gabe but I know him as gabe only (as I have never seen him in anything else) so that is what I referred to him as. Sorry again if my choice of words rubbed you the wrong way friend! Have a nice day

[@biqesadilla]

All of his outfits were the bomb.

[@nathang7014]

Cs z what’s that coat at 0:30 ? Looks pretty cool imo

[@passworddk]

@@nathang7014 Better late than never It is an: MONCLER X CRAIG GREEN PATCHWORK LAPLACE PADDED HOODED JACKET

[@haleys4899]

10/10 southwestern pervert vibes

[@hrvbox]

he would've been great at the met gala this year lol

[@laykantheealien5722]

Right specially his Kate Middleton boots

[@nancyreyes5067]

I saw Andy in the back floating is ANYONE GONNA HELP HIM!???

[@cayleemoore4200]

Nancy Reyes omg 🤣🤣

[@jdkansjamsoshwkaoxnwlannsj1248]

Nancy Reyes HeY IM aNDy iM wItH A gRoUP CaLLeD dUnDEr MiFfLiN

[@jadenpina3989]

@@jdkansjamsoshwkaoxnwlannsj1248 *ignores*

[@fabioalvesshow]

"Shut Up About The Sun"

[@JEMurl]

I've never seen a Bald Eagle that was so tiny.... And "Dirty".

[@goldwincs]

Man, i can hear it in my head the second i read that line.

[@obeydecay4984]

Sh-shut up about the sun, SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

[@insertnamehere1685]

Fabio Alves Show omg lol I just saw a video with that scene lol

[@idrawcircles7882]

I approve of this message

[@aldohernandez3916]

Zach Woods looks like he’s auditioning for a Wes Anderson movie. He would fit right in.

[@_mel_9953]

dude this would be so great

[@cmw12]

Yesssssssss

[@GregPoblete]

I don't really know what he's promoting right now or why this was made, but anything with Zach Woods is always a pleasure.

[@ingrid_notbergman]

i think he is promoting the clothes, and I totally agree with you

[@andrewjensen6305]

Greg Poblete you're a pleasure!

[@abrahamjos9348]

just a fabulous idea while holidaying in the woods... to just promote himself!! Right #ZachWoods??

[@NotCthulhu]

He's promoting nature.

[@snicker1489]

“It’s been rough without Erin” Umm clearly

[@leepicman7421]

when does he say that

[@cerenb7909]

@@leepicman7421 in the show

[@cosmic3004]

ah good it seems abraham lincoln found his way back to his log cabin after all

[@emilyjew-wor-ski6630]

Cosmic obscure reference, but truly golden

[@xbraidx]

Everything Zach Woods touches is gold. He's legit one of the best actors I've ever seen.

[@racheljilek964]

Fish are attracted to deeply disturbing imagery, so a red-eyed wet mouse corpse that's bisected at the middle - that's their sweet spot. LMAOOOO I LOVE ZACH WOODS

[@vivianstewart7638]

Gabe never made me laugh in The Office, so why am I laughing out loud right now? This guy is actually funny

[@audrey4710]

Vivian Stewart cause he didn’t write his own lines, and his character was cringy and sad to move the story line along lmao

[@AT-dk3ho]

Watch him on silicon valley

[@tangerinetech5300]

I would say he was good at what he had in the office I didn't think he was funny at all cause he was so good at playing the weird skeleton man on the office

[@mollytaylor8122]

@@AT-dk3ho 100% agree. He kills it in Silicon Valley.

[@talen7698]

His character just wasn’t funny. But a couple things that happened to him were. Like when he gets hit in the head with the pink hat and the happy birthday to Gabe scene

[@n0isyturtle]

Keeps changing his outfit, what is he Lady Gaga over here?

[@sahalanimation]

that's what i'm thinking too, but then i remembered, it's a shoot for GQ and then it all makes sense

[@sahalanimation]

Pee In My Mouth, Mommy whoops, never watched the office, so i didn't catch that at all ,sorry

[@michaelleiner9004]

In case you can’t read my, my my my poker face...

[@Evan_Meyer]

I hear Lady Gaga has this cool move where she powers down like a robot. Woulda been cool if he'd done that

[@kingle1944]

noisyturtle hey clothes get wet when your camping

[@andrewboryk3904]

“Talk him into Suicide” I see that nod at Silicon Valley Jared hahaha

[@The1AndOnlyGoldenboy]

There needs to be a full fledged nature show like this. It would make ALL the money.

[@youdontknowme3935]

How much is all the money

[@colton8331]

Ernesto Ibarrola You know, all the money

[@bellahall9550]

Shut up about the woods SHuT Up abOUT ThE WOODs

[@Maddie-fb5kg]

shuT UP ABOUT THE SUN

[@xtonibx5770]

😂😂😂

[@charlotteedmond3114]

Bella Hall OMG IM WATCHING THAT EPISODE RIGHT NOW😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@johnmartinez7440]

@@charlotteedmond3114 No, you're watching KZbin

[@pastagoodness9449]

John Martinez LMAO

[@CarlyMarsh]

"Mostly, we're hunting for bargains, so I'll take Ian to Marshall's."

[@crocidileluvr]

I need more of this. I want him to travel the world explaining how to do peoples jobs to the people who do those jobs. I want him going on road trips explaining what the monuments and landmarks are. I want a series.

[@defectivepikachu4582]

you should watch nathan for you

[@williamshelton5209]

Like like a bizzaro world dirty jobs 🤣

[@bogscholar691]

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he feels condescended to and still hungry 'cuz that a long learning curve. Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard" -Zach Woods, Ron Swanson

[@kikirolle7091]

•L Powers lol

[@hammer.11011]

Loved both

[@t3r34aklato3]

Gabe-

[@jackolantern717]

•L Powers that was seamless, thank you.

[@Roostest]

"If you get lost, never cut your am off... I know alot of people that cut their arm off"

[@Phat_Daddy92]

*10's of people

[@Jbelovedson]

It’s the warmth and sincerity in which he delivers the incorrect information that gets me. Lol!!!

[@kanayuen3355]

Gabe should’ve brought along Dwight for his knowledge of bears🤣

[@t3r34aklato3]

Fact: bears eat beats. bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[@considermecrunchy3431]

Vigil boi what are you doing... WHAT IS GOING ON??

[@gibby8018]

Vigil boi Jim said that

[@t3r34aklato3]

@@gibby8018 I know It's a reference to him impersonating Dwight tho

[@distance4803]

•Paradox• MICHAEL!

[@napalmdreams9654]

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

hollowhive I need more. More ecosystems! Jungle, island, urban park- sports coliseums!

[@troy8420]

It's so wholesome

[@izzydv670]

I love how the music in the background is so much happier than him

[@biaat7759]

Sedimentary rock.. Igneous rock would never humiliate itself like that.. just coming apart, gross. lolol

[@Lotusflowerwithlove]

🤣

[@bjork5572]

I’m amazed how he manages to always sound like he is on the verge of tears

[@NuhanHidayat]

Bears . . . Or twink or leather daddy 😂😂😂

[@icurnvs776]

Nuhan Hidayat xD that was hilarious!

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Nuhan Hidayat I did not see that one coming

[@FabianBarajas]

OMG that had me laughing so hard

[@Nihilist_Porcupine]

Oh my!

[@Kimorauhh]

2:35

[@kaetoda]

He doesn’t sound like Michael but he’s saying exactly what Michael would say

[@pigggy2313]

Michael doesn’t know what suicide is

[@xtonibx5770]

@@pigggy2313 Michael threatened to jump off of the office building oop-

[@artyomxiii]

Including that's what she said

[@chefboiarby304]

To me, Gabe felt like a mix between Michael and Dwight. He even somewhat looked like a younger Michael.

[@GabrielLeite123456789]

"Sedimentary rock... Igneous rock would never humiliate itself like that; just coming apart. Gross!"

[@MikEEEB32]

Jared deserves his own tv series and movie. One of the funniest dudes around today. Criminally underrated!

[@shiroyasha1305]

Согласна

[@wiicodman]

It's good to see Gabe is keeping himself busy.

[@nickwininger]

I’ve seen him do improv with Amy Poehler, Mike Patrick O’Brien, and Brian McCann. They all were great, but Zach was a step above everyone. It’s amazing how good his improv is.

[@rufus9821]

"It's like when somebody says they want to go birding with you, but really they just want to get you alone in the woods, so they can take your binoculars"

[@danielrupert2317]

This guy survives.

[@tess4518]

HAHAHA THIS GUY F**KS!

[@jabriibrahim8735]

I would only listen to a podcast if it was by Zach Woods

[@JEMurl]

Which one.... Which one.... Which one?

[@harterton]

Marc Maron has an episode of the WTF podcast with Zach Woods and it's pretty sweet.

[@Abbaschand]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHbbmX2PbauYbdk

[@liz-sf7ks]

9/10 because of the music. Should've put in a soundscape instead.

[@winston7397]

Zach Woods is the king of improv comedy

[@colton8331]

Winston Nah, Steve Carell is better

[@n00dles79]

He’s absolutely hysterical. The AA steps got me really really good.

[@ctooog7592]

I thought the he was awkward in the office turns out he is in real life too

[@levilowenherz4584]

it's not real life.

[@infires2013]

2:28 same energy as "shut up about the sun! SHUT UP....ABOUT THE SUN!!" 😭

[@RENEEVEE133]

I love him so much! lolol "sedimentary rock... igneous rock would never humiliate itself like that." That looked improvised! :D

[@zacharyward1025]

It was. That is Zach's forte :)

[@RachMonPhoebs]

Why did no one turn this into a series? I would watch so many episodes of this.

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Are there more of these?

[@austinho9762]

This video is pure comedic genius. The more shows and movies you watch that he’s casted in, the better it gets.

[@Roy-G-Biv]

his eyes are so beautiful...

[@ms85119]

Gabe? You are really good at playing Zach Woods!!!

[@knowledgeseeker412]

Lol his Wes Anderson outfits and the bears/ twinks comment we're brilliant. Best GQ segment to date

[@reminderoftheday122]

"I dont have the lung capacity to blow a whistle" *wheeze*

[@Bitmaid]

This has to be part of Jared's story line

[@josephmaldonado347]

Why am I stumbling upon this masterpiece now??? This was great!!

[@AANation360]

STOP I'll meet you down the river

[@taylor7272]

4:11 "VECTOR! -- cause I'm committing crimes with both DIRECTION and MAGNITUDE"

[@SeveralGhost]

"talk him into suicide" he makes a good point about tasting the depression

[@jjrichards1099]

I did not expect to fall in love with that man when I clicked on the video, but goddammit, the second he crawled out of that tent in his cheap soothsayer outfit, I was sold.

[@virginiavanni2259]

wholesome quality content

[@yuvrajchandgude1682]

Gabe got dumped, left his job and became a wannabe bear grylls

[@sherlockcl7717]

Michael would be proud

[@cheapshotninja]

No Michael would be 'happy' to steal his keys and leave him in the woods.

[@dittilio]

I so badly want this to be mini-series. It's so beautifully done.

[@tristandeniet]

I need more Zach. I've only seen him in silicon valley. I've never seen this side of him.

[@dawsonstokes7400]

Something about calling a hawk a Bald Eagle made me laugh out loud.

[@TheJourneyingEngineer]

That bit on sedimentary rock, LOL, so nerdy and funny! Likely an improv too

[@TRayTV]

That mostly felt like improv. But I can't imagine how many hours of footage you must have shot to come up with that much gold.

[@aquamarie9346]

god he's so weird pale lanky and tall, how cute ❤

[@aldenfriend200]

This dude NEEDS his own show man...

[@toasted_.coconut]

Who is this handsome and very odd man?

[@DrummerKenz]

Zach Woods

[@JEMurl]

You think he is "handsome" ... yish

[@yashwinning]

He's a guy who fucks.

[@evild614]

Watch Silicon Valley.

[@holovoid_]

He looks like someone starved a virgin to death

[@Spilululily]

I’m in love with Him I’d die for Him

[@Nagol5000]

Zach is a comedy genius. So great haha

[@Nagol5000]

All the costume changes XD

[@waspywasps]

“If you get lost in the woods don’t immediately cut your arm off” haha that’s the kind of dark humor I like

[@ItsJosieHowell]

Um Gabe you should ask Dwight for some more tips, he knows everything about bears

[@ryanhorizon]

There are basically two schools of thought.

[@colton8331]

Question, Which bear is best?

[@kohnermahan]

Fact, bears eat beets

[@Mumunga123]

“igneous rock would never humiliate itself like that” 😂😂😂

[@JEMurl]

I've never seen a Bald Eagle that was so tiny.... And "Dirty".

[@rex198]

I love how much this guy contrasts with his character in the Office. Makes me love him even more.

[@KayraR1221]

I didn't realize how funny he is, loving this video

[@alicatrandom6874]

"Happy birthday to Gabe" Gabe is like one of my favorite characters °^°

[@shrek3397]

alicat105 really? Like wow... almost everybody in the office hated him

[@alicatrandom6874]

@@shrek3397 ya gade is the most underrated character I find him funny :3(and a little sad lol)

[@michellemoore1649]

igneous rock would never humiliate itself like that! lol

[@pushpakgupta7396]

We are blessed to have Zach woods alive in this generation

[@KathrynAlder]

Woods is serving lewks mama

[@25maxman]

Kathryn Adler yes hunite

[@ryanmadsen1194]

3:00 when he almost laughed while talking about rocks mid bit😂 wow zach woods is hilarious

[@_mel_9953]

Why are we not talking about 2:28? Because I just fell out of my chair.

[@Heljhammack]

I love that the character most similar to him is Matt on Avenue 5

[@Bioniking]

I wonder if he’s actually a stud in reality. Also can’t wait for when marvel pulls a Chris Pratt and Zach becomes buff

[@itsthehandle]

"some sassy Kate Middleton Hunter boots" - this is why Zach is my spirit animal!

[@picklesnorf101]

Can anyone tell me where to get these clothes at? The fashion in this video is incredible.

[@aersla1731]

Gabe doesn't survive, he thrives in the wilderness.

[@qquanzaa]

“stagnant creek” “the currents are sabotaging me”

[@mohammedkone5847]

I am obsessed with this guy lately. he is a comedian genius

[@Nicky12376]

I... *HATE* Gabe. But Zach? Well, I like Zach.

[@maxellis3325]

That was the funniest "Oh hello, I didn't see you there" I've ever seen.

[@Stackmenace]

Look kids, Abraham Lincoln has come to visit us !!

[@iluvdorx11]

“You’re being clingy” I laughed so hard xD

[@ZainKhan-ln2or]

gabe is that you?

[@abubakaraliyu3034]

Zain Khan dgn 0bb

[@micahtritscher951]

Exact same thought hahaha

[@hazelm0uth]

Zain, brother of Saad, is that you?

[@rhuarkk2138]

Everyone thinks that but it actually isn’t him

[@nisrin5797]

This is my favorite thing on internet.