When the kidnappers try to stand out

[@ZachStarHimself]

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[@zineprixmenu4373]

ooh,,;sofucking shit

[@death-istic9586]

Love your videos!💚

[@9024tobi]

Isnt this just an unhealthy and lazy version of hello fresh? I mean they're ready to go with just heating up, and to keep those fresh they must be highly processed food with lots of "additional stuff" to keep it looking fresh for at least a week. I haven't checked tho it's just my headcanon 😅

[@thebottles3153]

Fun fact: Zach Star's Videos are either Educational or just backstory of a story or a sequel or a prequel of a story.

[@catman404]

I hate how true this is

[@ZachStarHimself]

😂

[@Verymusician193]

I know it's pretty funny

[@Crimzon-]

@@ZachStarHimself 😂

[@Averybritishbear]

@@ZachStarHimselfI bet your answer is a prequel to your next comment

[@robby7337]

It's crazy how Zach makes kidnappers feel so relatable. Really shows how talented he is.

[@stefanplusplus917]

bro, are we suppose to be worried about you? :o

[@95rav]

​@@stefanplusplus917Well, I, for one, appreciate how Zach humanises us.

[@dismaleclipse5587]

​@@95rav🫡

[@ianenlow5110]

Kidnapper lives matter to

[@zaoqsquek]

stockholm syndrome

[@kemcolian2001]

4th riddle: "SOLVE THE FUCKING REIMANN HYPOTHESIS"

[@Drache832]

Its true, I just just proved it on this napkin

[@CriminalonCrime]

​@@Drache832I just unsolved it on a piece of cardboard from this construction site bro, science changes fast these days...

[@PanophobicCuber]

Get out of here student from before who solved the Riemann Hypothesis!

[@dan_asd]

Just resolved it by counting with my fingers, mathematics really be going fast these minutes

[@CriminalonCrime]

@@dan_asd I just translated it into quantum physics and used it to time trave back to the time of Jesus and gave it a Roman Emperor who used it wipe his butt with, you'll find the evidence of this in the Roman sewer systems, happy hunting!

[@spectated8159]

At first, I thought the parents were just really good at riddles, then I realized they were just looking it up on the computer in front of them. I suddenly relate to the Kidnappers.

[@Theuglymug]

Ohhh

[@deamichaelis1]

But they weren't looking them up. They were just super invested in what they were doing on the laptop already. The second one didn't even have a riddle.

[@chrisjackson1889]

1:18“I come once in a minute-” “You made a riddle about me?” “-Twice in a moment-” “Definitely about me” “-But never in a thousand years” “Now I’m confused”😂😂😂 Peak comedy Zach

[@juzoli]

It’s still him. He comes in a minute, but never actually gets the girl even in a thousand years, so…

[@dukex123]

I love how parents are consistently not very concerned about the kidnappings. :D

[@MayoOverlord]

Explains how the kids were able to be kidnapped in the first place.

[@rjtimmerman2861]

​@@MayoOverlordAble and probably willing

[@e_t_t9553]

Kids are expensive these days.

[@motivationenjoyer9830]

Can we just appreciate that Zach is able and willing to post so many great videos?

[@wingnightbackwards]

Can we appreciate that this bit is able and willing to last longer than an a-sexual

[@dogstarlite]

I am able, AND WILLING, to acknowledge how great he is for being able, AND willing, to entertain us so often.

[@midnight-envy]

⁠@@dogstarliteyour willingness made me able to make a comment to agree

[@notanithefox]

im loving this new joke within his community

[@jamesclarkson156]

​@yourmother3819It's super easy, barely an inconvenience to be able and willing to overuse a joke.

[@C00kiesAplenty]

Now I know why the kidnappers always start with "listen closely". They cant get their target's full attention otherwise.

[@UltraFire538]

"You can go fuck yourself" And "Why the FUCK do you know this" Had me fighting for life

[@Sam-wu8ey]

I am all for Zach's expressions when he is annoyed and shouts in loud in a high pitch voice 😂😂😂

[@1JayAkki]

The banter between the kidnappers is so hilarious 😂

[@remagic6432]

I just love that the sponsors are paying to be associated with kidnappers.

[@MegaJohny777]

Hey, there are some that are able and willing to advertise on Twitter, so why not?

[@fantope]

I love how Zach keeps making his sponsors look like horrible people that support some funny kidnappers lol

[@pure-blood17]

“You made a riddle about me?”…..fucking outstanding…lol😂

[@lucere3674]

Head cannon, a decent guy makes a plan to ruin his friends abduction plans in a way where everyone stays safe. But then gets genuinely upset that his riddles are solved in seconds and starts abducting the kid repeatedly to see if he can stump the father.

[@rachelcolomb]

That got me laughing!

[@m.c.martin]

The fact that kidnapper never considered a laptop as part of the equation is what makes this video hilarious 😂

[@Visible_To_All_Users_And_666]

He should have asked trivia questions about his kids. Would have lost the game on the spot -When is your kid's birthday? -Uhhhh...

[@missarose6159]

I feel if the kidnappers were to ask that question and the parents got that wrong, they'd just adopt the kid and become better parents.

[@95rav]

Considering they told the first kid he just "can go" home - from wherever their hideout is - I doubt they are responsible enough to have kids. I mean, the kid could be kidnapped or something on the way home!

[@Christopher-777]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE PEOPLE!?"? Well, first of all, your targets are rich people.

[@knutthompson7879]

Your sponsor bits and the way you integrate them are THE best on KZbin

[@lilofrfr]

Zach’s killing it with the upload schedule lately

[@imaginaryfriend6969]

felt like all the parents were able but not willing to save their kids

[@pheonix6756]

this guy's humor is on another level fr

[@theqbash]

One of the parents: waiting on a call from an investor Also them: "Hey, can I call you back?"

[@EBOWSAGOE-BIRIKORANG]

Yeah, it's confusing

[@martinshoosterman]

I love the detail that the last guy offered to pay the kidnapper without the kidnapper realizing

[@jelita_]

When did he offer?

[@symmetricasymmetric9154]

I was wondering what happened with our favourite kidnappers, glad to see them back

[@nickknife9681]

These guys had a solid idea in the first 20 seconds and then they started thinking.

[@AikiraBeats]

I really enjoyed the upsale the kidnapper really knows his audience.

[@KeilaBevins]

kidnappers: *trying to set a theatening tone* also the kidnappers: *turns the whole sitch into a fun lil game*

[@JasonDevil06]

This is what happens when the kidnappers don't say "listen very carefully" nobody takes them seriously

[@RB20071]

*Secretly looks up all the answers on the laptop*

[@lietpi]

Plot twist: the guy with glasses is actually nice and wanted to save the kids from the guy in black.

[@TheAlison1456]

I love how the finance blokes are more evil sociopaths than the kidnappers

[@jlpsinde]

BETTER AND BETTER ZACH!!!

[@Jungleali]

How is this comment one day ago if the video came out an hour ago? Are you a time traveler?

[@jlpsinde]

@@Jungleali Hi, I pay him on Patreon, so I see before.

[@darkthunder168]

"Floyd Mayweather" "Incorrect" "A prisoner" "I feel I was close" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Hamza.Han38]

The only channel where I don't skip the sponsored section. Like I have an extention that auto skips it, but I manually go back

[@rachelcolomb]

Daniel Thrasher is another one I do not skip and Charles Berthoud.

[@fireonna5079]

Is this video set in Gotham? The parents seem like they are used to their kids just being kidnapped, the kidnappers are directly copying villains from Gotham, I was honestly waiting for Batman to show up. 🤣🤣

[@Grox-Vinly]

at one point pink panther and that other guy, should express their feelings and end up being together or smth

[@TheFlyingRaptor]

"Oh that's where he went” Hahahahah

[@CompanionCube]

when the kidnapper asks for a tip

[@keaunbrown2312]

These videos are so elitely made iont know how hes not already at millions

[@johnturki2634]

That transition into the ad was incredibly smooth

[@Eagle_Punch]

1:48 actually a minute doesn‘t even have a single moment, because a moment is 90 seconds long

[@xxGreenRoblox]

oh i thought they were closer to a picosecond

[@mohamaddelkhah]

Missed opportunity: The "what's in my pocket?" question. (With a bit of Golum sound effects)

[@MrAflac9916]

Actually amazing how you guys incorporated the sponsor into this video

[@manuelrandomer]

I got the second one instantly, but when he asked the third I instantly said “chuck Norris”

[@Loyd4798]

Everyone was on a zoom call with Zack from emergency row seat c12 he was able and willing to give them the awnsers

[@OOJMi_]

Imagine if the kidnappers did a *buy 1 get 1 free* 😂

[@GutsZet]

Plot Geist: they just Google every answer on the pc

[@timbuktu8069]

First time a kidnapper ever got me to listen to an add.

[@MartijnMuller]

Cook Unity: we should sponsor that Zach Star guy, what could go wrong?

[@jelita_]

It could be worse, sponsored by slasher villains 😂

[@reverseflashplays8615]

I love how emotional the pink balaclava guy is

[@KingPuresol]

I would be willing AND able to answer those riddles!

[@HeKenMars4Ever]

I love this, ohmygosh! Zach is 100000% the best content creator ever

[@hellsice2421]

Those parents were able but not willing to care for their kids

[@eggmanrules167]

This is my personal ranking of every kidnappers video 11: when the kidnappers call Jussie Smollett 10: when the kidnappers bluff 9: when the kidnappers try to stand out 8: how parents portray all kidnappings 7: partners in crime 6: when the kidnappers get the wrong person 5: when the kidnappers call the police 4: when the kidnappers don’t rehearse 3: when the kidnappers dramatic plan fails 2: when the kidnappers have the wrong number 1: when the kidnappers finally get the right number but the person is poor

[@zeemouu]

i like how he asked which left over the phone

[@moadot720]

2:18 Bruh, I said “The letter K”, because of the first riddle, and the word “book” ends in the letter “k”, but the word “sentence” doesn't. 😭😭😂😂

[@theoreticalexercise]

The "Wet Bandits" version 2

[@S41L0R]

i love how many skits you're making recently!

[@oliversherman2414]

Zach is willing and able to answer these questions

[@um8078]

They already have a thing, they are like two nerdy guy doing funny thing

[@guardianv5846]

Sadly, these little videos are the highlight of my day. Please don't stop the music.

[@FalloutNewVegas10]

These 2 guys need their own little series

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Plot twist he has a book of how to answer correctly a kidnnaper questions be it riddle or trivia or pick one

[@Fwing-g7e]

Zach should do one where a parent is so bad and doesn’t care at all that he joins the criminals

[@Kadencabs]

he is able and willing to answer the riddles

[@Jada-ky4ci]

7:12 😂😂 this part got me

[@Tagtraum_]

I love these videos so much.

[@Douneedalotofhelp]

1:18 lol ‘come’ funny

[@TexMeta]

Wonder if these kidnappers will ever try to kidnap the serial killers? Can’t wait for when you go Multiversal

[@Ninjago20009]

If only these people had the help the legendary zach from seat 12c who is able and willing to assist

[@Simqer]

why would they need his help, they got their kids back.

[@Ninjago20009]

​@@Simqerbut if they had his help there kids would have never been kidnapped in the first place

[@Member0403]

I thought you were referring to the kidnappers. They DEFINITELY need someone who is not only able, but willing to be an effective kidnapper. Who is also a double alpha.

[@Simqer]

@@Ninjago20009He might be able and willing to help, BUT he is currently sitting in seat 12c on his way to save the galaxy. Why should he waste time to save people from villains that came straight out of a home alone movie.

[@Hugonche29]

The parents weren't focused on the call because the kidnapper never said "listen very carefully". They're not smart.

[@ProtagonistVon]

Are they just googling it? Not even making sure they don’t have a laptop in front of their face, then not giving them a timer, destined to fail.

[@CrazyGamingYT56]

Love your content keep up the great work

[@luisbollain6553]

If I were a kid and this guys kidnapped me I would be pretty chill to be honest

[@partyjams]

the Zach star universe has a lot of uncaring but weirdly smart fathers.

[@Jungleali]

Isn’t his name Zach

[@partyjams]

@@Jungleali thanks I messed up and fixed the comment

[@sevensins3584]

And their kids probably turn to crime because of no parental guidance.. so they end up as kidnappers😮

[@roxirock5455]

I thought the answer was "one second " to the silence one because by the time you say one second, it has already passed

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

[@peterg76yt]

And that's how CookUnity ended kidnapping as a profession.

[@pepeTheSmugMan]

You're the only guy which sponsor parts I always watch lol

[@nickabel8279]

Thought the last question would be what's my name and then they would freak out

[@nathancopeland1844]

Am I the only one who thought “A mute person” to the book riddle?

[@grabble7605]

Probably, because that makes no sense.

[@SamLabbato]

I thought he was gonna phone a friend in the last one and all his conference buddies would pitch in

[@GregariousKuma]

man i just love ur vids man

[@yvngtrevor5892]

These robbers were willing and able to come back

[@foolishball9155]

They are just googling everything in their laptops.

[@ps7372]

When phase 4 of the Zack Star Cinematic Universe?

[@halvsketchy9293]

Saving these riddles for later

[@GameShiftMaster]

"can you stop? because what you are doing is such an ugly color on you" 😂

[@frootsnacc6790]

These feel like characters in Deadpool

[@0311chris]

This is so weird I love it

[@Mortisem]

Zach was constantly walking on the verge of insanity and I guess he tripped because there's no was a sane person could make something like this

[@Tom-zh8om]

FEURST, I LOVE YOU ZACH !!!!

[@antonionnam6594]

These parents acting like the kidnappers took a robot instead 💀

[@ERRandDEL]

Ooooh so, like, pink panther was Saw guy's buddy from that video? The ZCU plot thickens.

[@ashwilliams8876]

What is with all the dads not caring that their sons are kidnapped? 😆

[@actuallydaneel]

gives me home alone wet bandit vibes

[@TheEntertainmentguro]

I feel like all these people are googling the answers and that’s the real reason the riddler can’t exist post internet

[@MsDarra]

Kidnapper is pressed 😂