Two kids is exactly why he only has a thousand dollars.
@hueypautonoman3 жыл бұрын
Right? I have two kids and was thinking, “Wow, he has a thousand? I wish!”
@DemoniteBL3 жыл бұрын
That's why you shouldn't have kids if you can't afford them.
@ieaatclams3 жыл бұрын
@@DemoniteBL That's why you shouldn't have money if you can't afford kids
@superdupersomething3 жыл бұрын
@@ieaatclams That's why you should live alone if you want to have money.
@ieaatclams3 жыл бұрын
@@superdupersomething that's not how it works.
@amirkunuspekov71213 жыл бұрын
I love how the dudes instantly focus after kidnapers say them to listen carefully
@rubixtheslime3 жыл бұрын
But only when he's reading the script, not skimming.
@FranciumBoron3 жыл бұрын
listen up, listen close, listen carefully.
@ProffessorYellow2 жыл бұрын
Best part is that lean forward
@ReflinWulf2 жыл бұрын
this was so perfect
@ourlesbianbuttscould3672 жыл бұрын
Do u mean dude’s(dude is) or dudes (plural)?
@ashtentheplatypus3 жыл бұрын
"Nobody should have to give up their life savings in order to survive." -- Kidnapper demanding ransom
@duellinksantimeta76363 жыл бұрын
Is it realy that bad in the USA? I mean, is this realy a big problem there?
@wahhadallah74963 жыл бұрын
Oh sweet irony.
@ashtentheplatypus3 жыл бұрын
@@duellinksantimeta7636 Yes, quite literally. Don't quote me, but I remember reading a statistic recently that 20% of American citizens have had to file bankruptcy due to medical debt.
@scurus11scurus3 жыл бұрын
@@duellinksantimeta7636 Yes.
@duellinksantimeta76363 жыл бұрын
Well thanks for the answer. If it's a really big problem, then something should change. The system here in Germany isn't perfect, but you don't have to decide whether you are a burden to the family or whether you should just die.
@jacobstevens70463 жыл бұрын
"You have two kids how do you only have 1000 dollars" Bro the two kids are the REASON he only has 1000 dollars.
@EBOWSAGOE-BIRIKORANG2 ай бұрын
True
@iwantsleep80793 жыл бұрын
I feel like the kidnappers and the dude from Trivia Murder Party would have a blast together
@HaydenT24_6853 жыл бұрын
Yep
@saintstriker52923 жыл бұрын
Dear god. I want to be there, can they throw a party. It would be a banger
@KingBullDogg3 жыл бұрын
My god I need that crossover
@figo35543 жыл бұрын
Same
@hellomine28493 жыл бұрын
*Y E S*
@rainwalkerstudios33883 жыл бұрын
This is the best sponsorship integration I've ever seen.
@thequeertelope79413 жыл бұрын
same
@rparl3 жыл бұрын
Legal Eagle has some inventive ones too.
@Dual_Ralle3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... Although the average LTT Segway isn't this good, they always do it smoothly. So... You watch Linus tech tips?
@nathan67983 жыл бұрын
I swear, he should work in marketing! The only ads I actually wouldnt mind watching
@VoidKing6663 жыл бұрын
Agreed. It’s perfect.
@Aaron.Reichert3 жыл бұрын
The sponsorship was brilliant.
@shlok9753 жыл бұрын
Would have been even more brilliant if it was sponsored by brilliant instead of skillshare.
@leg10n683 жыл бұрын
Polymatter had pretty smooth sponsorship transitions but people kept crying about how it's indistinguishable from the main video
@toniokettner48213 жыл бұрын
no, it was skillshare
@shlok9753 жыл бұрын
@@toniokettner4821 It's the adjective brilliant, not the company.
@toniokettner48213 жыл бұрын
@@shlok975 whooosh
@marto6243 жыл бұрын
These are all commercials for Zach’s kidnapping insurance company.
@benbarnett-t1x3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@marcusdingus17032 жыл бұрын
U UhYo you Hi just U
@asimplehuman12 жыл бұрын
Commercials?
@syllvanis_2 жыл бұрын
@@marcusdingus1703 r/ihadastroke
@alexisjonna683 Жыл бұрын
His kidnapping insurance store* lol
@caladbolg86663 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe I'm never gonna see my family again." Lmao
@zacyoung44463 жыл бұрын
That's just damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pergatory_a Жыл бұрын
i really expect the sarcastic "OH NO PLEASE DONT KILL THEM"
@FlyingMozzarella3 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes u gotta deal with the bs that life throws at u no matter how terrible" - Kidnapper 2021
@blobbythepotato70623 жыл бұрын
👍
@fryingpanvan3 жыл бұрын
1000th like, that 999 was killing me
@FlyingMozzarella3 жыл бұрын
@@fryingpanvan Damn! Tysm bro! This is like the 2nd time I'm gettin 1k likes...
@rancorjoy54123 жыл бұрын
Lol I read this as soon as he said it
@muhamadyusup75062 жыл бұрын
What does the "bs" mean?
@xavierelmhorst1453 жыл бұрын
That was one of the most innovative ways to use a sponsorship.
@JoshuaTootell3 жыл бұрын
I literally lol'ed
@logantotesrocks15073 жыл бұрын
It’s the first one I’ve watched in months
@LordBovyn3 жыл бұрын
I'd watch it again
@justanotherweirdo113 жыл бұрын
Satan agrees
@jamesm64792 жыл бұрын
Personally I feel like it completely breaks the flow of the skit. It's better to just put the ad after the video, that way it doesn't interrupt the content that people came for.
@WindrunnerB43 жыл бұрын
He’s not actually poor, he just knew exactly how to swindle the price down to 1%.
@darrellbeets7758 Жыл бұрын
50k 1k 2%
@homerman76 Жыл бұрын
@@darrellbeets7758 it went down to 500 after that
@darrellbeets7758 Жыл бұрын
@@homerman76 oh...1k = 500 so stfu Darrell buy a hearing aid.
@kuroser353 Жыл бұрын
That's part of a poor person's skillset actually 🤭
@jan-owennugent19323 жыл бұрын
He got his family back for 1% of what they wanted.
@adammcfall51333 жыл бұрын
Well with medical expenses, bad credit, and a cheap sponsorship payout, 500$ is a best case scenario.
@piotrpaczkowski60273 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he got only 1 % of his family back.
@FranciumBoron3 жыл бұрын
@@piotrpaczkowski6027 He'll just get an eyeball in the mail.
@Lance.Gardenhire3 жыл бұрын
Talk about negotiating
@trillionbones893 жыл бұрын
"It was the worst trade deal in the history of America, maybe ever."
@Poseidenfan3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love how this is turning into a fully fledged series!
@kathanshah83053 жыл бұрын
Idk Germany and US don’t have good relations
@daframp27533 жыл бұрын
@@kathanshah8305 how does that have 3 likes? Lol
@larsswig9123 жыл бұрын
Brad... are you the guy the kidnapper's ex cheated on him with?
@hussam90443 жыл бұрын
plot twist: he's actually rich so he just haggled from $50,000 to $500
@BlueEdgeTechno3 жыл бұрын
oh damn, you are right
@TheDragonRuler-3 жыл бұрын
I thought he said $15,000 god these masks make it so hard to understand
@StephanieJeanne3 жыл бұрын
"You usually call the the police, and they call the mayor and the mayor brings the money."💰😂 👍
@adarshsridhar60513 жыл бұрын
But you said not to call the police.
@StephanieJeanne3 жыл бұрын
@@adarshsridhar6051 😂✌️
@reid14203 жыл бұрын
@@StephanieJeanne You _did_ say that yes.
@ernestw9553 жыл бұрын
This video is an evidence that kidnappers are underpaid. They need salary increase.
@groobells3 жыл бұрын
These Kidnappers are prime example of why we should raise the minimum wage.
@ZephyrusAsmodeus3 жыл бұрын
Idk man, the ones in Washington seems to be doing pretty well Badum tiss, I'm funny
@relics23972 жыл бұрын
They should unionize.
@taraktaras73272 жыл бұрын
kidnappers get paid like 500 and have to deal with this.
@hishamalaker4912 жыл бұрын
@@ZephyrusAsmodeus yeah it's un fair why do the elite kidnappers get paid more let's do a communist kidnapping revolution now everybody will be able to kidnapping and get paid equally.
@MasterEth3 жыл бұрын
It took seven months, but the robber FINALLY called the right guy! Good for him!
@whiteraven1812 жыл бұрын
At this point he needed a minimum of $10,000 just to recoup his losses from feeding and housing the hostages. Housing prices these days are insane!
@jrh46422 жыл бұрын
Hhmmm he hasn't noticed that his family has been missing for 7 months..
@randallporter1404 Жыл бұрын
@@whiteraven181 Kids gotta have their Happy Meals.
@mijkolsmith3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen a face go from chillin' to listening very carefully that fast
@Poppenheimer693 жыл бұрын
I always did that while studying and still do if some higher ups come to my workplace. Its not that rare of a talent, really.
@samurai28713 жыл бұрын
Plot twist. He’s not poor, just really good at negotiation
@justkidding72643 жыл бұрын
Nope, poor is real.
@MyName-qv3eg2 жыл бұрын
He just rolled a nat 20 on charisma.
@zainkhwaja86883 жыл бұрын
His comedy sketches are so funny, and yet his math videos are so interesting, what a killer combo
@lotuswolf15183 жыл бұрын
Ikr, he's math videos are so amazing, he really awesome editing and teaching skills
@mlindholm2 жыл бұрын
Math...videos? Wut?
@who-ny5oe Жыл бұрын
Please tell the pun was intended
@pixelturtle5041 Жыл бұрын
@@mlindholmthis is his second channel, he has a stem channel 💀
@RayMak3 жыл бұрын
Kidnapper "is this actually happening. I'm so confused right now"
@Dumbot273 жыл бұрын
U again
@Pana_Kanel3 жыл бұрын
Ok?
@Duke-bt9mj3 жыл бұрын
Why are they kidnapping people still? Aren't they rich in bitcoin and rich in real money too ever since that other guy paid them a deal to keep his ex
@PatentedSugar93 жыл бұрын
4:23
@arrowace59073 жыл бұрын
To buy more bitcoin ofc
@loganthesaint3 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy who was a “millionaire” in Bitcoin... asked him why he worked graveyard as a grocery stocker 😂
@MrHarumakiSensei3 жыл бұрын
@@loganthesaint To get more money to buy of course! :)
@Lucky-jg2on3 жыл бұрын
They returned her by the first week
@Iso202272 жыл бұрын
“Now, I’m not saying I condone serial killers… but I get it” I just can’t stop laughing at that.
@divyanshdahiya62153 жыл бұрын
3:54 "No one should have to spend their life savings in order to survive" and a kidnapper is saying this....lol
@kenziebalhatchet39183 жыл бұрын
Well the person will survive but not that family
@quad15323 жыл бұрын
One of the only times I actually sat through a sponsor because it was funny/made to be part of the script
@VoidKing6663 жыл бұрын
Same here, other than the Ryan George ad-stronaught.
@TheRealBlaze3 жыл бұрын
"Get me the Money" "I can't I'm broke" "Call the Cops so they can get it for you" "But you told me not to call the cops." "......Fuck" 😂😭😭👍👍🔥
@Granola_cat3 жыл бұрын
XD
@foxiness74103 жыл бұрын
but they don't trust you?
@jahyeet11373 жыл бұрын
Second time I see you 😂
@foxiness74103 жыл бұрын
Me?
@oxified48633 жыл бұрын
We watched the fucking video
@emilioschmidt21063 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip. Next time I have to pay criminals, I'll just do a surprise sponsorship 📈
@shlok9753 жыл бұрын
Stonks!
@turnerd203 жыл бұрын
hold up! what do you mean, next time!?
@anitam.95823 жыл бұрын
This episode really brings home how baddly the kidnappers did their homework.
@who-ny5oe Жыл бұрын
Probably because the kidnappers never heve done homework in their lives
@Elijah-ed5xk3 жыл бұрын
“Stop making this all sad” Just genius
@spamuel982 жыл бұрын
"You have two kids and only a thousand dollars!?" No, he has only a thousand dollars because he has two kids, there's a difference.
@gauravpallod47683 жыл бұрын
I COMPLETELY LOST MY SHIT WHEN THE SPONSORSHIP ROLLED IN🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
@meapyboy123452 жыл бұрын
Same
@angie.castle3 жыл бұрын
"Let's explore your options" dude could become a social worker lol
@Rusted_Obsidian3 жыл бұрын
Bro that wholesome "I think we finally found him" hit different XD
@johnchessant30123 жыл бұрын
3:51 "We have such bad healthcare in this country" "That's what I've been saying" This confirms that Scott Erickson is the same guy from "Americans getting health insurance for the first time" in the Majorprep Cinematic Universe (MCU)
@s.i46673 жыл бұрын
When a random kidnapper is more empathetic than most billionares
@juanpablograjalescanseco31472 жыл бұрын
The best part of the whole skit is that the husband is listening to them prepare for the speech without a care in the world and as soon as the speech starts he gets distressed.
@callumdenny89233 жыл бұрын
I can’t even be annoyed about that sponsorship
@jessica88152 жыл бұрын
I love how he just went with the conversation with the random stranger asking him about his marriage 🤣
@Naj_Val3 жыл бұрын
bruh this man is the funniest human on earth, I literally can't from these videos
@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist3 жыл бұрын
“You have two kids and only a thousand dollars?” Yeah sounds about right. XD
@Krockalotopus2 жыл бұрын
This is how content creators should advertise their sponsors. This guy works so hard clearly.
@callisaid3 жыл бұрын
I like the fact he waited patiently for them to get back on track; then played the role of being worried when the kidnappers were back on track. 2:01
@shinobix49253 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying I condone serial killers" - Man threatening to kill 2 children and their mother
@teodorhellgren56133 жыл бұрын
Woke up needing a Zach Star sketch today!
@timeob.69423 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how in the beginning he checks to make sure he corrected all his past mistakes… only to run into new ones 😂
@dariobanze48013 жыл бұрын
The reaction after “listen very carefully” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dariobanze48013 жыл бұрын
I’m subscribing
@ancard31182 жыл бұрын
“Just send us the 500” “Deal” “Deal. Fuck me” “No deal”
@animeototo21203 жыл бұрын
This man is not poor, he's got the biggest container of cashews I ever seen! Those things are like 10$ for 4 oz!
@ruinhellogames54093 жыл бұрын
Twist: The guy was rich but fooled the kidnappers to settle for $500
@guzzodavenport32632 жыл бұрын
"Well we can't do that cause all of the rich kids live in gated communities... and? And I don't know the gate code." That's hilarious
@issackaiser3 жыл бұрын
Man I love how the kidnapper is absolutely making sure he got the right family member this time. Hey, he got 500. That’s an improvement! 🤣
@gustavoviana55082 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you actually made me watch the whole ad just so I don't miss any part of the plot this is literally the best business idea ever.
@crayon39113 жыл бұрын
Kidnappers were nice enough to know the dudes relationship even tho he had a bad one. And when he was going to another crisis, his partner helped him. And then help him with his speech?and then get worried for the kidnapped victims bc they're poor? How nice of them!
@red_five33252 жыл бұрын
Professionals have standards.
@KeeperofShadows-gd9bb2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The guy was bullshitting the entire time to get his family back for much cheaper. I mean, if he has an apple laptop and phone he has some cash. Cause that shit don't come cheap.
@HomicidalTh0r3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that skills share insert was so genius I actually couldnt stop watching it. Wtf I can't even be mad. Oh, thanks for upload
@TexMetaАй бұрын
Man I forgot how long I've been watching this channel, you've been up for a bit! And that dude's family being kidnapped is probably the best financial move he's had in awhile.
@THEMATT2223 жыл бұрын
That's the smooothest sponsorship transition I've ever seen in my life!!!!
@spaceboii0073 жыл бұрын
The dude's got some bargaining skills....from 50K to 500 in 7 minutes...
@adamtweddle21303 жыл бұрын
That was the single best sponsorship integration I have ever seen. Great video.
@Imaproshaman73 жыл бұрын
This was so good. Especially the way the ad was included.
@MrLordZenki3 жыл бұрын
This is too relatable. Speaking as a kidnapper.
@rockyhooks33723 жыл бұрын
This is the best mid-video ad I have ever seen
@user-ph5jv2rs4h3 жыл бұрын
1:50 i like the calmness of that person
@jacquelynnavarro65023 жыл бұрын
Love how the sponsorship was put into the skit 😆 made me actually pay attention ✌🏼
@IForgot13jsАй бұрын
His voice sounded so happy that he finally got the right guy after like, 4 years
@Timmmmm42y3 жыл бұрын
I love when people put some thought into their sponsorships
@robertmaxa66312 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, twisted humor. Right up my alley. Thank you.
@ReaperOKnowledge3 жыл бұрын
...wait a sponsorship gives him 50k? 😮
@livinglifeleona3 жыл бұрын
Yes. KZbinrs can ask for $10K *minimum* for one sponsored video if they have a large fan base.
@aldrydd13 жыл бұрын
No, this channel doesn’t have a lot of subs
@arnold-yang3 жыл бұрын
Lol, if enough people click the link and get premium, yeah he could get 50k, but that will require a ton of people to click the link.
@hicknopunk3 жыл бұрын
You can get 10k from Raid easy. They are the whales of youtube ads.
@Khoose228042 жыл бұрын
This comment is sponsored by raid shadow legends
@michelefantini94142 жыл бұрын
Man this is nuts! "Let's explore you're options".... wonderfull
@antonfeirer3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely on point as always! I just rolled off the couch laughing so hard and my parents asked me if I'm okay 🤣
@julieismeok2 жыл бұрын
lolol for some reason my brain interpreted "on point" as meaning accurate to your experience, rather than just a good skit. now I'm just imagining some viewer being like "this is *soo* relatable!!"
@wheelch0ck3 жыл бұрын
OMG, that segway... 🤣🤣🤣 Ok, fair question, though: why couldn't the kidnappers call JG Wentworth to get the cash before they even kidnapped anyone?
@ddang3123 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that the dude has enough patience to answer all the questions the kidnapper throws at him.
@supermarble943 жыл бұрын
I think this was the first sponsor ad I've ever watched.
@nehamotwani64773 жыл бұрын
The kind of sponsorship transition that makes you actually watch the whole thing.
@fatefulbrawl58382 жыл бұрын
I love it when I can empathize with every character in a media like this! *Great work mate!*
@WEAVERMACH3 жыл бұрын
Skill Share, more like Kill Scare.
@LucianDevine2 ай бұрын
Solid negotiating! He got a 99% discount on the return of his family!
@Koi_Swirl3 жыл бұрын
"No one should have to spend their life savings to stay alive" Kidnapper -2021
@theshellest3 жыл бұрын
Every part of this was hilarious. Best ad placement ever.
@chrisparkhurst51583 жыл бұрын
Omg this was the most meta content ever. Zach needs to start his own marketing company
@EternalDawn3 жыл бұрын
“Ok I’m not saying I condone serial killers but like, I get it” from a kidnapper this is fucking gold
@Ziialan3 жыл бұрын
Oh! A new upload! I'm going to enjoy the Zach Cinematic Universe!
@Ziialan3 жыл бұрын
OH THE SPONSORSHIP CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD HAHAHAHA
@kraken395482 жыл бұрын
mad respect he changed his voice his body his accent his tone his vocal skills bought a gun bought 2 masks made a friend with someone with pink hat and also became a kidnapper just for this video and paid for the house and furniture and place kidnapper is and paid for both phones aswell and bought a macbook too and got a wife and 2 kids ALL FOR THIS VIDEO
@WestonNey2 жыл бұрын
Mad talent
@user-jb6fx4mn9b3 жыл бұрын
That sponsor transition was so smooth
@SaveThatMoney411Ай бұрын
This is literally how "real estate coaching calls" go.
@Antheraws2 жыл бұрын
He's so great. I hope he goes on a tour or something. Cracks me up. You're not supposed to just give up! Come on let's explore your options.
@Titoplaz1232 жыл бұрын
That man is a very good negotiator
@ZonykFilms2 жыл бұрын
When the kidnapper says, “stop making this sad”
@darylcarr8283 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely the most entertaining sponsor plug EVER!!! Also, kidnapping rich peoples' families is dumb too, because if they're rich enough to pay your ransom they're also rich enough to hire enough hitmen to ensure you won't get to enjoy the money.
@Perc10002 жыл бұрын
3:53 "no one should have to spend their life savings in order to survive" -guy telling a man he'll kill his family unless he gets $50,000
@John.McMillan3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying I condone serial killers, but I get it" I've been saying this for years.
@thijsdejonker33122 жыл бұрын
May be the most understanding criminals ever😂😂😂
@The_Conflicted_Boulder2 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: He had the $50,000 he's just a master negotiator and top tier bullshitter.
@petermarsella65373 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying I condone serial killers but like, I get it"
@hoppy28292 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna say I condone serial killers but...I get it." 😂
@reubenparnell16043 жыл бұрын
This was the first sponsorship I actually watched, excluding Ryan George's sponsorships. Speaking of Ryan George, you should do a collab with him, both of you play everyone as more understanding than they should be.
@kfactor204 күн бұрын
2:55 wow, I actually genuinely wanted to start crying when he said this. Good delivery!