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@ZachStarHimself2 жыл бұрын
As an update I reposted that part of my "When you watch p*rn just for the plot" video and it's still on TikTok so we'll see if they remove it eventually (got way fewer views though). Excited to post part of this video on there and see if it gets removed lol. And you can find the link to my TikTok ( @zachstar_ ) on my channel page but I'm really just posting pieces of these videos there so won't find any new content at the moment. Anyways, enjoy :)
@aperture02 жыл бұрын
@@maxgreyson4937 I'm not clicking this. Nice try.
@aperture02 жыл бұрын
@@maxgreyson4937 sus
@aperture02 жыл бұрын
@@maxgreyson4937 no I didn't. I still think it's a Rick roll
@christoskoukas88562 жыл бұрын
@@aperture0 It isnt a rickroll, the link to the video has the letters xQy or something at the end, still probably not a good idea to click on it though :D.
@aperture02 жыл бұрын
@@christoskoukas8856 I'm trusting you.
@caladbolg86662 жыл бұрын
The jump from cats to Nazis is the funniest shit I've heard in a long while.
@thechris845672 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is I’m pretty sure that if his grandpa would be 79 in 6 years he wouldn’t have been old enough to fight In WWII
@luislebronaponte27372 жыл бұрын
"jump"? You're implying it wasn't obvious. Tsk tsk.
@bigboy-gw8me2 жыл бұрын
@@thechris84567 yay 79 years ago was three years before the war ended so his grandfather would have been born three years after WWII ended
@TVthePunisher2 жыл бұрын
He could cut some steps out by also applying Brad Pitt to World War II due to Inglorious Bastards but it’s about the journey to the destination so I’ll let the man’s brain swerve around it’s path.
@desadograisedrobot5152 жыл бұрын
I would probably believe that.
@SwornSon2 жыл бұрын
I don't see the joke. His logic from cat videos to nazi propaganda tracks perfectly.
@luislebronaponte27372 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@danny.552 жыл бұрын
Its mean no f joke. This is serious topic
@jaidenesquibel57802 жыл бұрын
Every algebra teacher ever
@portuguisianbralizian32932 жыл бұрын
Kitler
@oremfrien2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Glen Beck...
@patrickkeene7022 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed how you got unprecedented access into TikTok's headquarters. As always, thanks for your insightful reporting.
@daviddoss13452 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Doodenx2 жыл бұрын
can't believe people actually believe he's doing that fr
@popcorn28352 жыл бұрын
@@Doodenx hes obviously joking
@Doodenx2 жыл бұрын
@@popcorn2835 yeah i know lmao
@popcorn28352 жыл бұрын
@@Doodenx ok good
@shreyareddy16082 жыл бұрын
Ah so she used to be a teenager. I almost choked at this point 💀
@aperture02 жыл бұрын
Are you from South Asia?
@shreyareddy16082 жыл бұрын
@@aperture0 yess, are you too?
@aperture02 жыл бұрын
@@shreyareddy1608 yes. I am
@danny.552 жыл бұрын
@@aperture0 North Korea?
@aperture02 жыл бұрын
@@danny.55 lol no
@FireBrineYT2 жыл бұрын
Minor wears 2% clothing while dancing: stays on Guy feeding his cat: *REMOVED*
@HomicidalTh0r2 жыл бұрын
Eating causes obesity. That's animal abuse.
@RahulRoy-tc3lt2 жыл бұрын
The minor dancing promotes fitness. Plust cats are OBVIOUSLY n*zi propaganda.
@henrychinaski86862 жыл бұрын
*Literally violence* TikTok: "I didn't see nothing!" "The CCP is ba..." Tik Tok: "Yeah we are going to delete that."
@MGSVxBreakpoint2 жыл бұрын
Hmmm.. I wonder who is in charge over there... On this *Chinese* app... From *China*
@henrychinaski86862 жыл бұрын
@@MGSVxBreakpoint We will never know.
@sirbughunter2 жыл бұрын
@@henrychinaski8686 But it's definitely NOT China, though. Hail the Chinese government! We love and adore you! We are good citizens! Please don't remove our driving license and let my children go! PLEASE :(
@amogus14152 жыл бұрын
@@sirbughunter +3000 social credit,all you have to do is deny taiwan is a country and youll be halfway to getting your kids free
@jacobdaniels32462 жыл бұрын
What’s wrong with saying the ccp is based?
@vasilzhekov92452 жыл бұрын
79 y/o grandfather in 6 years. 73 now? Born in 1948. Fought in the WWII. Doesn't matter. The video was still amazing and fun! Keep up the good work!
@AbarajithanGnaneswaran2 жыл бұрын
He fought as a fetus!
@MGSVxBreakpoint2 жыл бұрын
This video was set in a fictional 90s that has Tik Tok
@theonebman75812 жыл бұрын
Or in a universe in which WW2 happened in the 60s
@alejandroguzmanrodriguez8542 жыл бұрын
@@AbarajithanGnaneswaran Saving private fetus
@championhogwarts38522 жыл бұрын
79 in 6 years. 73 now. Born in 1948. 1948 came after 1939. I am 19 so we‘ll remove the 19. 39 is the age of my tree. Trees are cool. His grandfather is cool. Cool grandfathers are 100 years old. So he was born in 1921. He fought in the war when he was 18.
@Bosnian.Spartan2 жыл бұрын
Underage girls: twerk **stays on** The one tiktoker who makes funny mind blowing thoughts, I think Marvin: Makes a good clean video **gets a video removed**
@grimlun18102 жыл бұрын
Martin Carbello
@Bosnian.Spartan2 жыл бұрын
@@grimlun1810 small white kid, always running into doors?
@RahulRoy-tc3lt2 жыл бұрын
Well twerking promotes fitness among the young Whereas marvin is a human male just like hitler, Connect the dots bro
@Bosnian.Spartan2 жыл бұрын
@@RahulRoy-tc3lt lmfaooo
@TardMania2 жыл бұрын
@@RahulRoy-tc3lt This is their logic though...
@tomaszgruszka38452 жыл бұрын
"You know how you can't say the n-word unless you're Puerto Rican?" LMAO
@Saddam_al-Husseini2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think he got his slurs mixed up.
@itreal3792 жыл бұрын
That one caught me as well
@xenoplayz5992 жыл бұрын
@@Saddam_al-Husseini it was a joke
@sfdjk2 жыл бұрын
this is the best thing that happened today
@sandeepaweerasinghe1202 жыл бұрын
lasagna
@hindenburg20062 жыл бұрын
I know you literally laid out the "2 kittens fighting" argument...i STILL need a map to follow that logic
@thelordz332 жыл бұрын
And the better argument would've just been animal abuse
@hindenburg20062 жыл бұрын
@@thelordz33 that's literally where i thought he was going with that!😂
@outcast1702 жыл бұрын
A map... And some very hard chemical assistance, a lobotomy might be required as well for full understanding.
@erezsolomon38382 жыл бұрын
I actually saw two kittens (actually cats) fighting today. One was chased to a tree by the other who have failed to catch him, and then went down the tree to find my friend and I chasing him and trying to rescue the victim cat. We didn't succeed in either mission
@00bean002 жыл бұрын
I heard it once, let's try Cats, cheetahs, Usain, (Phelps...), sharks, tank, (money...) Fight, Pitt, 79, WWII, and rest. Parentheses left out steps
@aaronsmith66322 жыл бұрын
Social media censorship is a huge issue. Thanks for taking the time to address it, in a humorous way :)
@summerrose81102 жыл бұрын
KZbin is the perpetrator of that.
@Cromboliuskremebum Жыл бұрын
@@summerrose8110 KZbin went along with it all sadly
@shoeman69662 жыл бұрын
*Why Zach Star should be allowed on TikTok:* 1. Star spelt backwards is “rats” 2. Rats exist in the NYC subway system 3. NYC has some good schools 4. Schools teach math and science 5. Zach Star went to school 6. He learned math and science in school 7. The name “Star” has to do with astronomy 8. Math and science and astronomy help advance society 9. Zach Star chose a career in math and science 10. Therefore, Zach Star helps advance society Simple.
@mr2octavio2 жыл бұрын
You did it wrong but at least you tried and I encourage that
@shoeman69662 жыл бұрын
@@mr2octavio how’s it wrong
@katethegreat49182 жыл бұрын
@@shoeman6966 It still makes too much sense.
@mr2octavio2 жыл бұрын
@@shoeman6966 Because you kept Linking Zach to the branching, the idea is to keep the branching ridiculous far away from the point you want to make, and then wrap it all up in glorious out of context links
@someguynamedsteve2032 жыл бұрын
tiktok:ok but 1.star spelt Is rats 2.Rats can have flease on them 3. Flease can be infected by the black death 4. Black death at one point in history Killed 1/2 of the world 5. The black death killed more than hittler 6. Hittler 7. Nazis 8. Nazi proganda
@andyco942 жыл бұрын
"Yeah I'm gonna need the sauce for that." A man of culture XD
@PottersClay212 жыл бұрын
For the lasagna I would’ve gone the Italian route, then pointing out that Italy was allied with Germany in ww2, but that works too. Lol
@ThatSaltyBoiYT2 жыл бұрын
A great way to start the morning. My man deserves way more traction, all his vids are gold.
@myfairlady3432 жыл бұрын
You meen go to bed
@spodreman77322 жыл бұрын
“Alright then, what about these dangerous challenges?” “What do you mean?” “The devious licks and stuff! Those are legit crimes.” “So?” “They are CRIMES. We should remove them from the platform.” “No we can make money off them because they are trending.” “Oh, I see now.”
@KawaiiFireMoon6 ай бұрын
WTF ARE DEVIOUS LICKS ARE PPL LICKING THINGS IN BATHROOMS WTF
@nanno19012 жыл бұрын
The fact that he went from cats to nazi and Hitler...man used a lot of logic there and I appreciate that ok🪑
@katethegreat49182 жыл бұрын
He used something
@milesmcallister8542 Жыл бұрын
You could have just said he liked the cats, which was true
@ideally072 жыл бұрын
The Reasons in this video on why they should remove the tiktok videos is conspiracy level insanity
@katethegreat49182 жыл бұрын
It’s even worse than most conspiracy videos I’ve seen.
@keepinitreal5512 жыл бұрын
Its crazy how much they look alike. I wonder if they are related.
@paradoxzee68342 жыл бұрын
Racist, not all whites look the same
@kissmysoup2 жыл бұрын
@@paradoxzee6834 Your reply makes no sense.
@parkermccarthy42652 жыл бұрын
tiktok livestreams are absolutely lawless though 20% boring trends 80% softcore porn
@MrGermandeutsch Жыл бұрын
I love how the more rational side never tries to make their opponent feel bad, but only ever uses their logic.
@alioth61042 жыл бұрын
"God I love Shakespeare..." pls-
@HELLO-es2qu2 жыл бұрын
"see, r kelly agrees with me" the best line💀
@brucelectro27612 жыл бұрын
“You can’t say the n-word unless you’re Puerto Rican.” *I’m gonna say the n-word*
@879SCSP2 жыл бұрын
Considering the questions they asked during my interview with Tik Tok back in 2019, this is 100% what they do
@nathanderhake8392 жыл бұрын
I live how even the dice rolls for what to remove are inconsistent.
@relcampis2 жыл бұрын
4:17 as I was removing the clothes from the hangers and then hear this I turn to my phone and say: *What?*
@54Immortal2 жыл бұрын
"when you're looking it's not there" * "What ??" "Yeah, quantum mechanics can be confusing" 😂😂😂😂😂
@elpedroparis2 жыл бұрын
1:48 If your grandfather is turning 79 in 6 years that means he is 73. If he is 73, then he was born in 1947-1948 (considering this video was released in 2021), YEARS after WWII ended. Even if this video is happening in 2014 (the year that TikTok was created with the name of Musical.ly), the grandfather would be born in 1940-1941, being an infant by the end of the war in 1945. So I don't buy it, this man was clearly lying
@quitted72762 жыл бұрын
No, he was clearly -6 years old when he fought in the war.
@Lance02 жыл бұрын
yeah no they forced the infant to serve in the war, i mean obviously
@DialecticRed Жыл бұрын
@@Lance0 Yeah and this is why the video had to be removed from TikTok, it encourages the forced conscription of infants.
@shanhussain61142 жыл бұрын
"Because..." "Good argument" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dracsharp2 жыл бұрын
The rule for removing content is simple. Any platform with endless amount of content doesn't care about removing anything that can even potentionally damage the platform.
@OrigenalDarkMew2 жыл бұрын
3:25 The way he looks at the camera kills me 😆
@theonebman75812 жыл бұрын
Wait so Zach actually does exist in this universe? How do you tell him apart-
@andresdelbusto21842 жыл бұрын
This man must be a monster in that wikipedia "game" when you try to go from one topic to another jumping from link to link lmao
@Assassin_Droid2 жыл бұрын
4:04 "you cannot say the n word until you are Porto Rican" Bruh
@TnT_F0X Жыл бұрын
Your Grandpa is 73 and fought in WWII? 1:55 That's crazy especially since WWII ended 77 years ago...
@tankgod542 жыл бұрын
"79, the exact age my grandfather will be in 6 years." "My grandfather fought in World War II" Somehow, I doubt that 1:49
@N3c7772 жыл бұрын
Sad times😔. I can’t believe they forced -6 year olds to fight in ww2.
@gert62402 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest creators
@leviswranglers28132 жыл бұрын
This is the deep undercover investigative journalism that we need right now.
@RP-mp4ow2 жыл бұрын
I hope this means there's going to be another Covid was never the disease followup
@user_27932 жыл бұрын
Yeah best series
@Frikzo2 жыл бұрын
Eventually, I'm confident about this, Zach will attain the Thanos Gauntlet by out-arguing reality itself.
@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 Жыл бұрын
Goodness gracious your ability to characterize such insufferable people is a skill I wish I had myself, it'd help my anger issues out so much
@herfromafrica27112 жыл бұрын
as a tiktok content moderator I confirm that this is true, this is how we are told to remove videos from the platform
@lancesmith56454 ай бұрын
i always wondered what the actual process was. so glad there is some consistency :)
@elemonade88302 жыл бұрын
Yup! Good stuff as always. Thank you for making my day even better! I hope yours is just as nice❤️
@LaughnCry272 жыл бұрын
"Fastest land human" 😆
@joeunderdog2 жыл бұрын
When the CEO said, “gotta love Shakespeare” I died laughing 5:37
@oliversherman24142 жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
@MzMaverick.2 жыл бұрын
Zach Star referencing his own video.. is he speaking in 4th person now!?😅
@vintyprod2 жыл бұрын
The dialogue is so natural it's uncanny lol
@lindseykass21242 жыл бұрын
Hey there Zach. I love all of your videos... they're great! Hope you continue with these funny videos. (They may not be that funny, but I'm 12, so pretty much anything is funny to me.)
@filedotjar2 жыл бұрын
I like the logic of there being zero teenage pregnancies that year, and then the moment the pregnant woman released the tiktok the number instantly jumped to 500,000.
@carlosgc9384 Жыл бұрын
I really loved this Nat Geo documentaru, they should make more like this one
@feleous50812 жыл бұрын
This is great.
@kane7119 Жыл бұрын
Bruh you got me dying stop 😂
@aronnemcsik Жыл бұрын
This is the shortest documentary I've ever seen about TikTok
@OniByFame2 жыл бұрын
The two cats chain was so far reaching, it stretched to the next universe 😭
@Gray_bug2 жыл бұрын
I love how it went from cats fighting to Nazis🤣🤦♀️
@Acid313372 жыл бұрын
Peladophobian referece
@forrestblackburn97862 жыл бұрын
This is like literally so accurate!
@simonhakansson93002 жыл бұрын
"79 is the age that my grandfather will be in 6 years" Flawless connection dude
@stavik962 жыл бұрын
"seems like we're rolling the dice" "rolling a dice? Don't be absurd." *throws a dart* "Okay, it landed on delete. And It's gone."
@minas_shoulder Жыл бұрын
This is some Ryan Higa logic and I’m here for it
@spicyclips552 Жыл бұрын
1:58 this guy worrying for his mental health got me rolling LOL
@edgarslinis58732 жыл бұрын
His dad didn’t even fight in WW2, because he’s only 73 years old therefore he was born in 1949, which 4 years after the war ended. Why would he lie like that?
@Imaproshaman72 жыл бұрын
Lol, so good as always.
@mtripledot89102 жыл бұрын
The videos that get views and have the potential to pull in even more views will stay on the app until they get cancelled for keeping it up. The videos that do get deleted are done to show people how woke they are while not harming the engagement on their app. This is buisness.
@johnchessant3012 Жыл бұрын
So if your grandfather is 79 - 6 = 73 when this video came out in 2021, then he'd be born in 1948, three years after the end of WWII. We're honestly only a few years away from the "last WWII veteran dies" banner notification.
@mamemb62582 жыл бұрын
I really wish you would post more often. I love your videos 💚
@brunob16062 жыл бұрын
I legit click the video, give it a thumbs up every time before it even loads. Just know it’s going to be hilarious and accurate every time.
@UXGillespie4 ай бұрын
"you can't say the n-word unless you're Puerto Rican" got me.
@alexgagulax2866 Жыл бұрын
1:53 my grandfather is 74 and never fought in world war 2
@MrNiceGuy87659 ай бұрын
“See R Kelly agrees with me” that made me laugh so hard
@UsamaThakurr2 жыл бұрын
Where are the main channel videos 🥲 please upload them I just love when you talk so enthusiastically about math ❤️
@uncookedbacan9 ай бұрын
The best part of this video is that fight club has a 79 on rotton tomatos to this day
@neali8762 жыл бұрын
broooo im cracking up fr
@Cyberlord_Blaze2 жыл бұрын
I hate that I could feel his frustration so badly.
@k01dsv11 ай бұрын
1:50 Your grandfather was a hero! He fought Nazis when he was only negative 5-9 years old!
@adammyers34532 жыл бұрын
Should be retitled “How social media moderates content”.
@PseudonymDB2 ай бұрын
The worst part is I imagine this is also how lawmakers decide things
@Thisosnolongerachannel2 жыл бұрын
This is so my friends on fb when i post stuff on my fb
@MagneticPowder Жыл бұрын
When he said “R Kelly agrees” I spit my drink out 😂
@godsandSeun2 жыл бұрын
When he brought out the dice I was seeing Sheldon 😂
@truth.honesty2 жыл бұрын
You described KZbin pretty well.
@Eli-bg7ig Жыл бұрын
“That’s a weird thing to just know” made me spit my food out lmaoo
@IslandersFan1006 ай бұрын
“You know how you can’t say the n-word unless you’re Puerto Rican? I laughed so hard lmfao
@wealthiness2 жыл бұрын
This is every social media platform
@secretsecret72682 жыл бұрын
im creeped out my family was just talking about this yesterday and to make it even weirder we were talking about octopuses while going towards a car wash which was closed so car didnt get washed and we started taking about religion and death and what happens after and then we drove past a crematorium.... help its gotten worse my mom also mentioned how many kids adam and eve had and how all were boys and i saw that in a youtube video earlier
@ANTEUEX6 ай бұрын
Big shout out to that grandpa fighting in WW2 while being -9 to -3 years old.
@Aaron.Reichert2 жыл бұрын
That last "no" 🤣
@natescorner Жыл бұрын
So true, I literally had a Mario 3d world Vid from my old days taken down even though I re-uploaded it and it was perfectly fine
@mikelezhnin8601 Жыл бұрын
5:37 "we literally have a song that's part of the app with lyrics that say `I don't wonna spit, I wonna gulp, I wonna gag, I wonna choke'" "god I love Shakespeare" I lost it then and there
@themonkeeman2 жыл бұрын
THESE THINGS ARE ART! sorta
@JammalSonOfJammal Жыл бұрын
Had to double check if this was for tiktok or youtube
@yakshiarora61192 жыл бұрын
I love your videos!!!!! 😍😍😍
@SomeOne-uv7tm2 жыл бұрын
This is verbal wikipedia racing.
@ElibomKeeg2 жыл бұрын
The cat fighting one🤣🤣
@noahbrown42342 жыл бұрын
“R Kelly agrees with me” I’m dying nooo
@Kurosaki2592 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think this is what top executives of certain *ahem* major companies do during their meetings for plans. *coughs* Tiktok *coughs louder* Twitch