I really like the idea that god is so checked out he didn’t review the commandments till the release of the first Xbox.
@Kinobambino2 жыл бұрын
@KZbin Guy lol
@nickdimitre2 жыл бұрын
He actually says "new xbox". So yeah, he's talking about the newest one lmao
@jackashmore2 жыл бұрын
@KZbin Guy well time doesn’t matter, so “new” could be anything new to the market. When the original Xbox released it was “New”. Just because we are watching something present to us doesn’t mean it was recorded in presently....I’m high
@themerpking84452 жыл бұрын
I just find the idea that he’s omnipresent so funny. Like imagine the year 30 or something, and he’s talking about the future that nobody knows
@xxwerewolfxxyt90412 жыл бұрын
@Lisfa Ensa 📽️ Honor thyn holy father woman
@jdsam932 жыл бұрын
Thou shalt not take the lords name in vain. You're goddam right! Thats peak comedy!
@Rumpael2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even catch that, neat
@DB-Fighter-Carson2 жыл бұрын
He did the same type of thing in the slasher villians vid[I didn't catch it first time there saw it in the comments and went back to where they're talking about what SAW's victims do to deserve his punishments, "Jesus Fucking Christ did they take the lords name in vain?". I'm glad this time I caught it myself it is great comedy though.
@jordanwhitley56412 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize the irony until seeing this comment
@Bert-og9rk2 жыл бұрын
That commandment was originally meant to mean you can't command people to do stupid shit in the name of God. I'm not sure how it turned into a rule about not saying the word God .
@connor70632 жыл бұрын
*You're
@chrisquiett17762 жыл бұрын
“Well yeah I’m the only one here, I’m God not god 1” best line ever
@eyesyt75712 жыл бұрын
In the original translations, it's "thou shall not kill without a cause"
@toruno77102 жыл бұрын
Equivalent to saying " all murder is okay" cause all murderer have a cause. Terrorist, lovers, common criminals. Where do get this translation from?
@nathanoher48652 жыл бұрын
@@toruno7710 I believe that back in older English, when used as a noun, cause generally referred to a just cause and not just any cause, but over time that distinction went away to match the verb, which did not have a positive or negative connotation. Plus in the KJV where it just says thou shalt not kill, the scribes also assumed the reader would understand that it meant you should not kill without a just cause. It says all life is sacred, however that includes your own, so if your life is about to end at the hands of another, you may protect yourself even if it means killing him. Plus, humans need to eat, just like any other animal, but what sets us apart is sapience. We can choose what we want to eat for reasons outside survival. Killing an animal for food is not murder because you are using it to nourish yourself.
@toruno77102 жыл бұрын
@@nathanoher4865 I'll be honnest, i'll be honnest before i read this comment i'll never the "without cause part". It was "Thou shall not kill" for me, and i'm french when i learn those it was the same thing without " the without cause part". But it seems absurd to add that. I think It's because in hebrew there another for murder and like kill in self defense or by accident from what i Heard. Not sure tho
@aydenzinter28492 жыл бұрын
@@toruno7710 yeah I believe the Hebrew word 'Retzah' is written in the original commandment and only Retzah' only refers to killing outside of war, and self defense. Kind of like just saying Though shall not murder. Since murder doesn't really include war or self defense
@fsirjyy1472 жыл бұрын
No its Thou shall not Murder.
@coolname56962 жыл бұрын
Deadass thought it's a 7DS reference 😭
@readjordan22572 жыл бұрын
Zach Star is my spirit animal
@rthnae2 жыл бұрын
"Sin, fun, tomAto, tomato" I can'ttt 😭
@BorchikYes Жыл бұрын
God just put the 10 comandments in the "Do later" shelf and forgot
@ziontrask34592 жыл бұрын
“Oh my God” “You called me?” I’ve thought about this hundreds of times
@flamingsunshine2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🥰❤️
@Fapciu2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes i just dont get some jokes but i watch it cuz i love your style of talking editing comedy and stuff. You ve got really cool voice and accent to listen to
@tracemasters6202 жыл бұрын
I like how this is your second channel
@thealbatross4022 жыл бұрын
3:13 "Oh my god" "you call me?" Lmaooo I'm dead
@actroskharis10952 жыл бұрын
Does anyone realise that Sunday is the first day of the week. That means that Saturday is the Sabbath
@reyhop2 жыл бұрын
nice
@blackhole927 Жыл бұрын
As a Christian I ended up laughing so hard I’m definitely going to hell
@anthonysmith75042 жыл бұрын
God: Hey Jesus honor thy father? Jesus: Yeah I got Joseph the new PS5 God: ………………….
@elitesennabubble2 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to "Be Nice"
@lucianowillemse82442 жыл бұрын
"Sin. Fun. Tamato tomato".🤣
@valeria97082 жыл бұрын
So God is just a giga almighty Chad. And I'm okay with that
@lovinkilla2 жыл бұрын
Continuation of the God is a bro saga. Lmao
@ryancollinsvideo2 жыл бұрын
Coveting thy babysitter 😅🤙
@ObnoxiousAgnostic5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: none of the original Ten Commandments forbade killing a person. If translated directly from Hebrew to English, the 6th commandment says “Thou shalt not murder.”
@PaoloBarcelli2 жыл бұрын
3:30 God was very confused!
@afsmapping60922 жыл бұрын
This comment section is about to explode in 3…..2….1….
@smoceany94782 жыл бұрын
wrong
@realBlueMoonMusic2 жыл бұрын
Oh then that's fine
@cwlter42232 жыл бұрын
sin, fun, tomayto, tomahto
@emmanuelonwumah9152 жыл бұрын
Where the vids
@CoffeeSuccubus2 жыл бұрын
A perfect way to end 2021 with a funny party God video! Here's to 2022 and a new year for you!
@Lord_Helix2 жыл бұрын
Bruh the dislike to like ratio is 6.9k/69
@anomalec9466 Жыл бұрын
Thou shall not kill doesn't exist. The correct translation is Thou shall not murder.
@UmarKhan-su1vv2 жыл бұрын
“Thou shall not take the lords name in vain” “You’re god damn right”
@michaelcastillo8842 жыл бұрын
Heisenberg has entered the chat
@anti75062 жыл бұрын
@Lisfa Ensa 📽️ definitely not honoring thy father
@mr.verification99932 жыл бұрын
You watched the video too? That's crazy
@anti75062 жыл бұрын
@@mr.verification9993 first time?
@bendysans10772 жыл бұрын
@@mr.verification9993 you must be fun, and welcome to the internet.
@Henning1612 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows the first commandment is: "moses gets to be first at the buffet"
@Missespelt2 жыл бұрын
Everyone know the first commandment is never let one know how much dough you hold cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially if that man fucked up get your ass stuck up
@MGSVxBreakpoint2 жыл бұрын
No. it‘s "If she breathes, she a thot. But if she‘s hot then WHY NOT?"
@dhold442 жыл бұрын
“Awww awww” “I know, I know, but it’s what it says”
@tangerinekim63202 жыл бұрын
The pairs of animals in the arc is actually for the grand buffet😉
@RyzTheGamer2 жыл бұрын
I know... it sucks... but that's what it says...
@asad90422 жыл бұрын
"oh my god" god: "you called me" "no i was just using the phrase"
@ivanpenev89702 жыл бұрын
so, you too saw that video? that's cool
@everythingisawesome29032 жыл бұрын
"Jesus Christ" "You called me again" "No, I was just using the expression"
@everythingisawesome29032 жыл бұрын
@@ivanpenev8970 I know you think people quote the lines from the video for likes but actually it's their way(and then like-minded people in response)of telling what is the most funniest or the best thing they found in the video.
@ivanpenev89702 жыл бұрын
@@everythingisawesome2903 that's not even the correct quote lol god responds to oh my god, not jesus christ
@HaloInverse2 жыл бұрын
_That's_ why you don't take the Lord's name in vain. Not because it's disrespectful or blasphemous, but because it causes confusion and awkwardness.
@joel-k2 жыл бұрын
Still wondering and amazed how you can come up with such hilarious stuff so frequently
@reasondro2 жыл бұрын
yeah 😂
@AbbyNormal777 Жыл бұрын
Their father is naturally funny Ringo Starr of the Beatles.
@hashtag999011 ай бұрын
these jokes were in bible to start with
@agent-332 жыл бұрын
"thou shalt not take the lord's name in vain." *"goddamn right."* Only god is exception to the commandments.
@fuzzykoala61682 жыл бұрын
You’re god damn right
@Qbkiller0072 жыл бұрын
You're God damn right
@Handlessuck12 жыл бұрын
@@Qbkiller007 Oh no
@slippymcnut2 жыл бұрын
@@oliverandersen3507 yeah it's actually robert
@slippymcnut2 жыл бұрын
@@oliverandersen3507 He told me to call him robert. You don't realize how blasphemous you are being.
@2DarkHorizon2 жыл бұрын
This guy is old school, no over the top backgrounds or scenes just pure creative comedy.
@maxisz66742 жыл бұрын
I really like these type of God interpretations He is a chill dude. Jokes around, even doubts about his own creations sometimes. He feels human.
@amyhoard12222 жыл бұрын
This is the type of God I want to meet in heaven. Although I feel sorry for his verion of the devil that always gets screwed out of the best stuff 🤔
@noahpust35172 жыл бұрын
@@amyhoard1222 Man the devs over at EAngel Sports are completely biased. They rarely let him have any fun in the Earth games.
@hurktang2 жыл бұрын
If god didn't want us to screw up, we wouldn't have free will. I mean think about it, you're done with your creation, everything is perfect because you are perfection. You look down at your creation and you think, "you know what is missing ? I'll give those humans the ability to jump down that cliff on a whim and die in unspeakable pain with their guts splattered on the rock for 30 hours or so". Yep, that's God !
@EskChan192 жыл бұрын
@@hurktang Not to mention if he is all knowing then he knows what will happen when he makes you. Which in turn means if you are an asshole and therefore go to hell, you go to hell because god specifically made you so you would go to heaven, because he already knew how you would react in any given situation before he even made you. Also let's be honest, "Don't covet your neighbors goods", isn't wanting what you don't have pretty much the foundation of capitalism? So does god not like our system?
@hurktang2 жыл бұрын
@@EskChan19 Hello randy, I think the algorithm censored you thinking you insulted me. I can only find your comment in the notifications now. No, God do not know wheter or not we g* t* He** because he gave us free will. I believe canonicaly, Eve stole the knowledge of Good and Evil from god and this is why we have the free will to go to hell. This said, i'm not even Christian, so let's not wage a theological war in the deep ends of youtube XD.
@peterg76yt2 жыл бұрын
It's about time we settled the carpooling exceptions; theologians have been agonizing over that one for centuries.
@woerkntwerk52452 жыл бұрын
The 11th century Rome-Constantinople schism was caused when the Byzantine church claimed God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit were all one being, and therefore could no longer use the cart-pool lane.
@tuluppampam2 жыл бұрын
@@woerkntwerk5245 it was not caused by that The Roman church wanted to have power over the Byzantine church, while the Byzantine church wanted to have power over the Roman church They both wanted to be superior to the other This led to them excommunicating each other, causing the schism
@woerkntwerk52452 жыл бұрын
@@tuluppampam Ahhh, okay. So it really had nothing to do with if Jesus could use the car pool lane by himself?
@noahpust35172 жыл бұрын
@@woerkntwerk5245 I dunno - I prefer this version, just saying.
@shrutsilakari97112 жыл бұрын
3:45 "sin, fun tomayto, tomaato" it's the subtle jokes that hit the best😂😂
@lightyagami17522 жыл бұрын
If God was really a bro like this, I would immediately repent myself of my atheism and become a true believer.
@andidinu14562 жыл бұрын
You goddamn right
@Sontronite2 жыл бұрын
yup, same
@anant_singh2 жыл бұрын
Yes, exactly-exactly !
@ATemplarIGuess2 жыл бұрын
Reject Science, return to Yager-Bombs
@blackkitten86042 жыл бұрын
@@HakoTaco1 some one cant take a joke huh ?.
@KrazyCouch22 жыл бұрын
I want to have a conversation with -this- God.
@katethegreat49182 жыл бұрын
Same
@katethegreat49182 жыл бұрын
You can, it’s called “prayer”
@atherapists33312 жыл бұрын
@@katethegreat4918 I would very much like a response God
@pivottech88812 жыл бұрын
@@katethegreat4918 yes like a discord prayer with god
@imfiera25942 жыл бұрын
Prayers are kinda like sending voice messages to God, then he leaves it on seen, then he sends you a gift that some people call “miracle”
@vitico123ful2 жыл бұрын
This man putting out heaps of gold recently. I'm all for it
@DefinitelyNotReallyDaleGribble2 жыл бұрын
11th commandment: Thou shall not give the devil zombies in the Earth 2022 gameplay update
@mr.whimsic69022 жыл бұрын
Real live TWD tho
@Lucky-jg2on2 жыл бұрын
So you're saying that he's allowed to make zombies before or after 2022? There's still a week before 2022 after all
@ivanpenev89702 жыл бұрын
@@Lucky-jg2on he's referring to old videos, where the devil plays a game about killing the population of earth... and he's always asking for zombies
@nom7212 жыл бұрын
I'd love zombies
@phatedfool2 жыл бұрын
We need to get this guys skits to be more famous. Blows my mind he isn't pulling a million views per vid.
@silas07572 жыл бұрын
I mean the videos are funny, and so is Zach. But there are way more deserving videos out there... No need to over hype it
@domilink97472 жыл бұрын
The reason these videos aren’t crazy big hits is probably because the kids that come to watch this videos don’t understand the comedy because you know they’re kids. So like other way more insanely stupid but funny skits end up being more popular.
@ProdByAngus2 жыл бұрын
Yes, but also he’s gained something like 25k subs in a month, so there is an audience to be profited off of
@RGC_animation2 жыл бұрын
It's about time we made some "small" changes to the Ten Commandments.
@MGSVxBreakpoint2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That whole "graven images" thing is just not gonna fly anymore
@ragnaros78892 жыл бұрын
Ngl some updates would be nice
@karolakkolo1232 жыл бұрын
@@ragnaros7889 Commandments 2.0, now with 7 more commandments!
@ware82292 жыл бұрын
Don’t change what’s not broken
@placeholder38632 жыл бұрын
@@ware8229 its quite broken
@zan19712 жыл бұрын
That lady in Santa Monica example had me laughing for 5 minutes lmao
@jow_angelow2 жыл бұрын
I kinda wonder now if you're a former christian or something cuz you know plenty of these bible references. Love your skits tho, they always lighten up my day!
@alfredboehm59762 жыл бұрын
Its pretty common to have common knowledge, maybe not for you since you live in the usa
@Taylorgreenbjj2 жыл бұрын
@@alfredboehm5976 what is this implying? Lol
@alfredboehm59762 жыл бұрын
@@Taylorgreenbjj that americans dont have any sort of common knowledge
@Asgardians3t2 жыл бұрын
Why u assume he a former christian? He could still be religious or not but why the assumption?
@tirthankarmishra14202 жыл бұрын
@@Asgardians3t maybe a religious person won't make this video
@oscarwang72272 жыл бұрын
I like how having a blow up sex doll isn’t in violation of the commandments
@OrigenalDarkMew2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian I tried not to laugh but you got me, especially at the end. Sex doll for a carpool lane 😆
@mofire56742 жыл бұрын
The balls on this man to question God himself while at Heaven's gates XD
@hackman669 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😅😆🤗
@andewfusthe3rd2 жыл бұрын
……..as a Christian, this has so much BRUH in it that this is all I can say
@andewfusthe3rd2 жыл бұрын
@@jadedesigns6171 *gasp* NO! NOT POSSIBLE! SATIRE?! ON THE INTERNET?! LORD FORBID WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!?!?! Frick dude I’m well aware that this is a joke, I thought my comment was kinda funny
@WikiBidoz2 жыл бұрын
@@andewfusthe3rd sir I think you killed him
@ragnaros78892 жыл бұрын
@@andewfusthe3rd Saying "as a christian" is almost same as saying "as a vegan", doesn't matter how obvious joke is there is always that few guys that willtake it dead serious
@aaroncallahan1192 жыл бұрын
BRUH? What?
@earthygoku2 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@Gold.edits442 жыл бұрын
God should be getting Jesus a gift for his damn birthday
@Marko_Djuricic2 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@Gold.edits442 жыл бұрын
@@Marko_Djuricic?
@Gold.edits442 жыл бұрын
It's Christmas
@InfinityMind12 жыл бұрын
Actually "not-killing" commandment was more in lines of "Do not murder", so you can kill in self-defence without a sin. You can also kill a murderer as a punishment without a sin.
@Backonos Жыл бұрын
the hebrew word has more meaning then murder, any bible that has the translation to kill is wrong.
@tc68182 жыл бұрын
I love the Mel Brooks movie scene where God gives Moses 15 commandments. Moses accidently drops and shatters one of the stone tablets while walking down the mountain. So he tells everyone that God gave him 10 commandments.
@nickmitra11352 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that history of the world part one?
@earthboundisawsome Жыл бұрын
My dad used to have that on TV sometimes and never in my life did i grow up to ever know where that scene came from
@MartinZhel2 жыл бұрын
Actually, “no adultery” means “no cheating”, it doesn’t mean “no sex before marriage”
@burburkang2 жыл бұрын
Le bull le shit
@JWQweqOPDH2 жыл бұрын
If it just meant no cheating, then that exact thing would've already been covered in the "do not covet thy neighbor's wife".
@MartinZhel2 жыл бұрын
@@JWQweqOPDH well, I’m an Orthodox Christian and in our Bible in my language it literally says “don’t cheat (on your wife)”
@macmac10222 жыл бұрын
Well here is the dictionaries definition. : sex between a married person and someone who is not that person's wife or husband
@MartinZhel2 жыл бұрын
@@JWQweqOPDH desiring your neighbor’s wife and cheating on your wife are two separate things 😀
@MrCrazyCarrotop2 жыл бұрын
All we needed was God walking into frame and saying "damn it Lucifer, get the hell out of my chair.!"
@strakk2 жыл бұрын
The fact that God took THIS LONG to review the commandments that the new Xbox came out makes this so much funnier.
@muboizin2 жыл бұрын
The reason the number 7 sometimes has a cut on the middle is because when Moses was reading out loud the 10 commandments he said: "Number 7: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife" And then someone shouted from the crowd: "Cut that one out!".
@johnchessant30122 жыл бұрын
totally gonna use "coveting" as a euphemism for all that other stuff from now on
@jordanwhitley56412 жыл бұрын
3:24 this is my exact face when I hear this commandment😂
@raphaelberi92252 жыл бұрын
ikr
@Fesh33142 жыл бұрын
The "thou shall not covet thy neighbours wife" thing was r/suspiciouslyspecific material
@charliebowditch79752 жыл бұрын
Thou shalt not kill is really thou shalt not murder, murder meaning illegal killing. So by that rule you can kill in self defence legally and not sin 🤷🏻♂️
@mokongthe38562 жыл бұрын
So Adultery is = Archery! Now I know my Parents Practice Archery! they always argue about who's the Best Archer between them two.
@rysw13532 жыл бұрын
“You won’t take the lord’s name in vane. You’re goddamn right” lmao
@selohcin Жыл бұрын
I love how he tries to take God's name in vain but can't do it because he doesn't understand what it means.
@RGC_animation2 жыл бұрын
POV: It's December 25th and you go to any comment section of any video:
@alphabetaomega2652 жыл бұрын
The 10 Commandments are UNCONSTITUTIONAL 😂
@Imagination4all2 жыл бұрын
George Carlin called and has a revised version with only three commandments. How about that?😂
@m.c.martin2 жыл бұрын
Saying Sunday is for Football* is true not just in America, but world wide too! Brilliant 😂
@jacobrispoli4351 Жыл бұрын
I love how both of them break pretty much every single commandment.
@zacharyjames96022 жыл бұрын
Only discovered your videos last night when they were recommended to me but i can't stop watching them which is nice especially since I'm stuck in a snow storm. Keep up the good work sir.
@slikespitfire47512 жыл бұрын
The Old Testament actually allows someone to kill someone without being charged for murder if the person killed breaks into their house, and the break-in happened at night (Exodus 22:2)
@toruno77102 жыл бұрын
I was surprised by this so i looked it up. It just allow to smite him and if the thief dies of his injuries you're not guilty of murder. Which is very different.
@slikespitfire47512 жыл бұрын
@@toruno7710 I see what you mean, though I found that some translations (including the one I used) just say “is killed” and not “is hit and dies”. But I see that it most likely means what you said.
@toruno77102 жыл бұрын
@@slikespitfire4751 Lets just Hope that a very literate hebrew speaker Come along and enlight us with some active translation ^^
@benjaminthibieroz41552 жыл бұрын
god: "thy shall not kill" also god: proceed to slaughter people in the promised land a few chapters later...
@toruno77102 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminthibieroz4155 Do as i Say not as i do i guess
@eljefeamericano43082 жыл бұрын
Love God's idea of what the 2nd Amendment means. And that it has to be pointed out to him that it's just an American thing.
@MANLIESTMANEVER2 жыл бұрын
As an Atheist, if God does exist, I hope he's like this. (No offense to those who believe in God, I just personally, don't.)
@justinoreilly57952 жыл бұрын
Me waiting for the last 2 weeks looking for a new upload :/
@JonSmith-oy4bi2 жыл бұрын
I’m not a Biblical expert or pastor or priest, but I can confidently say the Adultery one was somewhat misunderstood. One commits adultery in 2 possible ways. Being a person having sex while married, but with a person you are not married to. The other way is if you have sex with someone who is married, but who isn’t married to you. It isn’t overall, can’t have sex with someone you’re not married to, it’s more specific than that.
@magilunedecelestia2 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas man. Keep up the good work ^^
@nakkie3262 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Zach :)
@theradiantdehd39972 жыл бұрын
@@jennyberger8229 Why let something like this piss you off?
@okatori7952 жыл бұрын
@@theradiantdehd3997 They’re definitely not angry, just trying to be funny and failing horrendously
@nakkie3262 жыл бұрын
@@okatori795 I was deadass just trynna say merry Christmas 😭
@spencerl37342 жыл бұрын
As a Christian. This is funny xD I think a lot of Christian’s would not appreciate this but. Good job. I think the God character could have been toned back a bit to make more impact on certain jokes but. Still funny.
@Eanaro2 жыл бұрын
Jokes are fine as long as we think of them as jokes, and those things don't represent reality at all. I am a christian by the way.
@hamzah-x3j2 жыл бұрын
@@Eanaro ummm I’m sorry brother...but people should not make jokes on God...this kinda hurts the sentiments of others..we should know when and how to joke
@toruno77102 жыл бұрын
@@hamzah-x3j If we made joke that triggered no one. We would make literaly no joke.
@hamzah-x3j2 жыл бұрын
@@toruno7710people are meant to be joked with not religious sentiments
@toruno77102 жыл бұрын
@@hamzah-x3j That's an inherantly religious take. I beleive that we should be able about anything. But i'll be honnest i'm an agnostic-atheist who was raised a catholic, so religion appears realy flawed to me.
@ziwuri2 жыл бұрын
God is based.
@296jacqi2 жыл бұрын
Thou shalt not remove the Dislike button.
@JZsBFF4 ай бұрын
You don't need God for that one, you need Google and "how to add dislike button to YT"
@No12304-3 ай бұрын
@@JZsBFF Unfortunately, it's called a joke, you should get it because your religious belief (atheism if you already forgot) is the idea of what a joke is 😆
@JZsBFF3 ай бұрын
@@No12304- [Yawn]🥱🥱🥱
@BradFarquharson2 жыл бұрын
I hate to be that guy, but the sabbath was a Saturday, not a Sunday. Goddamn funny video though
@pauligrossinoz2 жыл бұрын
Ever since he got Mary pregnant, this god's memory is a bit off... ;-)
@BradFarquharson2 жыл бұрын
@@pauligrossinoz it’s been a tough few thousand years lmao
@KrazyCouch22 жыл бұрын
3:14 "Oh my God" *rule 2*
@TheHimbeerjoghurt2 жыл бұрын
Technically it is "Thou shall not murder", so killing for lesser reasons
@benjaminthibieroz41552 жыл бұрын
"thou shall not kill" is clear, thus absolute. "lesser reasons" is subject to many interpretations, hence sucks as a rule
@נירטורק2 жыл бұрын
Wow, as a jew I know the hebrew version. Listaning to the english one is very strange
@Man-O-Little-Tan2 жыл бұрын
If you don't mind me asking, whats different
@pauligrossinoz2 жыл бұрын
I want to know why this god seems to have forgotten that the *Sabbath* is still _Saturday,_ not _Sunday._ Getting Mary pregnant seems to have had some effect on this god's memory. Just say'n!
@rubenasandwich28422 жыл бұрын
God:" and no adultery. What's that?" Guy:"no sex between unmarried people" God:*remembers Mary*
@RandomHuman1103 Жыл бұрын
"How do we work this in with 2nd amendmand"🤣
@guilhermeteofilocachich48922 жыл бұрын
"Sin, fun. Tomato, tomato" I laughed so hard at this
@biggsdarklighter04732 жыл бұрын
This god seems like he has got a fair bit of Zeus.
@JZsBFF4 ай бұрын
Very true the Greek gods were pretty crazy party animals, the christians more like killjoys.
@No12304-3 ай бұрын
@@JZsBFF Not really killjoys they just had happier lives and more happier marriages than your parents. But hey if the mailman is a better boyfriend than your father, then by all means, let him do his thing 🤣
@alexandreperusio13032 жыл бұрын
Rom 1:20-23: "For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things."Jud 1:10: "But these speak evil of those things which they know not: but what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those things they corrupt themselves."
@Nerazmus2 жыл бұрын
Shame they didn't get to the actual real The Ten commandmets. Which include the fun stuff like not wearing mixed fabrics, or not boiling a baby goat in its mother's milk.
@SlimyDash2 жыл бұрын
zach ive been meaning to tell you that from the longest time now but i always forget : how come your pfp literally fits any videos you make on that channel lmaooo
@soldatdaniels87382 жыл бұрын
"Ehhh, sin, fun, tomato tomawto" I like this version of God better. By miles. No shade to Christians but it really did feel like you could just breathe and you've sinned.
@andrewphillips46812 жыл бұрын
Using a toilet goes against bible teaching
@Why_is_gamora2 жыл бұрын
i hope he does not make this skits on Muslim and Hindu scriptures. he will be in real danger.
@dv30832 жыл бұрын
It's quite sad how true that is. I wish we could joke about every religion and atheism equally, maybe one day 😂
@keylanoslokj18062 жыл бұрын
With the exception of nines and 10s or something like that. Had me laughing out loud
@Limeskin Жыл бұрын
If you're a Christian watching this, I'd think twice about laughing at the utter blasphemy of these videos.
@ВикторФирсов-е9ф2 жыл бұрын
Sin - fun Tomato - tomato That's just so fucking perfect
@felixdogan6776 Жыл бұрын
I come back to this everytime I get the chance to it's always so fun
@AnnaIsHere2 жыл бұрын
Ideas for the next video: what girls think while watching netflix with a guy
@adityarao8729 Жыл бұрын
What is overlooked is how God got someone else to do his homework for him essentially.