When God grades The Ten Commandments

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Zach Star Himself

Zach Star Himself

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@jackashmore
@jackashmore 2 жыл бұрын
I really like the idea that god is so checked out he didn’t review the commandments till the release of the first Xbox.
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 2 жыл бұрын
@KZbin Guy lol
@nickdimitre
@nickdimitre 2 жыл бұрын
He actually says "new xbox". So yeah, he's talking about the newest one lmao
@jackashmore
@jackashmore 2 жыл бұрын
@KZbin Guy well time doesn’t matter, so “new” could be anything new to the market. When the original Xbox released it was “New”. Just because we are watching something present to us doesn’t mean it was recorded in presently....I’m high
@themerpking8445
@themerpking8445 2 жыл бұрын
I just find the idea that he’s omnipresent so funny. Like imagine the year 30 or something, and he’s talking about the future that nobody knows
@xxwerewolfxxyt9041
@xxwerewolfxxyt9041 2 жыл бұрын
@Lisfa Ensa 📽️ Honor thyn holy father woman
@jdsam93
@jdsam93 2 жыл бұрын
Thou shalt not take the lords name in vain. You're goddam right! Thats peak comedy!
@Rumpael
@Rumpael 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even catch that, neat
@DB-Fighter-Carson
@DB-Fighter-Carson 2 жыл бұрын
He did the same type of thing in the slasher villians vid[I didn't catch it first time there saw it in the comments and went back to where they're talking about what SAW's victims do to deserve his punishments, "Jesus Fucking Christ did they take the lords name in vain?". I'm glad this time I caught it myself it is great comedy though.
@jordanwhitley5641
@jordanwhitley5641 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize the irony until seeing this comment
@Bert-og9rk
@Bert-og9rk 2 жыл бұрын
That commandment was originally meant to mean you can't command people to do stupid shit in the name of God. I'm not sure how it turned into a rule about not saying the word God .
@connor7063
@connor7063 2 жыл бұрын
*You're
@chrisquiett1776
@chrisquiett1776 2 жыл бұрын
“Well yeah I’m the only one here, I’m God not god 1” best line ever
@eyesyt7571
@eyesyt7571 2 жыл бұрын
In the original translations, it's "thou shall not kill without a cause"
@toruno7710
@toruno7710 2 жыл бұрын
Equivalent to saying " all murder is okay" cause all murderer have a cause. Terrorist, lovers, common criminals. Where do get this translation from?
@nathanoher4865
@nathanoher4865 2 жыл бұрын
@@toruno7710 I believe that back in older English, when used as a noun, cause generally referred to a just cause and not just any cause, but over time that distinction went away to match the verb, which did not have a positive or negative connotation. Plus in the KJV where it just says thou shalt not kill, the scribes also assumed the reader would understand that it meant you should not kill without a just cause. It says all life is sacred, however that includes your own, so if your life is about to end at the hands of another, you may protect yourself even if it means killing him. Plus, humans need to eat, just like any other animal, but what sets us apart is sapience. We can choose what we want to eat for reasons outside survival. Killing an animal for food is not murder because you are using it to nourish yourself.
@toruno7710
@toruno7710 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanoher4865 I'll be honnest, i'll be honnest before i read this comment i'll never the "without cause part". It was "Thou shall not kill" for me, and i'm french when i learn those it was the same thing without " the without cause part". But it seems absurd to add that. I think It's because in hebrew there another for murder and like kill in self defense or by accident from what i Heard. Not sure tho
@aydenzinter2849
@aydenzinter2849 2 жыл бұрын
@@toruno7710 yeah I believe the Hebrew word 'Retzah' is written in the original commandment and only Retzah' only refers to killing outside of war, and self defense. Kind of like just saying Though shall not murder. Since murder doesn't really include war or self defense
@fsirjyy147
@fsirjyy147 2 жыл бұрын
No its Thou shall not Murder.
@coolname5696
@coolname5696 2 жыл бұрын
Deadass thought it's a 7DS reference 😭
@readjordan2257
@readjordan2257 2 жыл бұрын
Zach Star is my spirit animal
@rthnae
@rthnae 2 жыл бұрын
"Sin, fun, tomAto, tomato" I can'ttt 😭
@BorchikYes
@BorchikYes Жыл бұрын
God just put the 10 comandments in the "Do later" shelf and forgot
@ziontrask3459
@ziontrask3459 2 жыл бұрын
“Oh my God” “You called me?” I’ve thought about this hundreds of times
@flamingsunshine
@flamingsunshine 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🥰❤️
@Fapciu
@Fapciu 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes i just dont get some jokes but i watch it cuz i love your style of talking editing comedy and stuff. You ve got really cool voice and accent to listen to
@tracemasters620
@tracemasters620 2 жыл бұрын
I like how this is your second channel
@thealbatross402
@thealbatross402 2 жыл бұрын
3:13 "Oh my god" "you call me?" Lmaooo I'm dead
@actroskharis1095
@actroskharis1095 2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone realise that Sunday is the first day of the week. That means that Saturday is the Sabbath
@reyhop
@reyhop 2 жыл бұрын
nice
@blackhole927
@blackhole927 Жыл бұрын
As a Christian I ended up laughing so hard I’m definitely going to hell
@anthonysmith7504
@anthonysmith7504 2 жыл бұрын
God: Hey Jesus honor thy father? Jesus: Yeah I got Joseph the new PS5 God: ………………….
@elitesennabubble
@elitesennabubble 2 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to "Be Nice"
@lucianowillemse8244
@lucianowillemse8244 2 жыл бұрын
"Sin. Fun. Tamato tomato".🤣
@valeria9708
@valeria9708 2 жыл бұрын
So God is just a giga almighty Chad. And I'm okay with that
@lovinkilla
@lovinkilla 2 жыл бұрын
Continuation of the God is a bro saga. Lmao
@ryancollinsvideo
@ryancollinsvideo 2 жыл бұрын
Coveting thy babysitter 😅🤙
@ObnoxiousAgnostic
@ObnoxiousAgnostic 5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: none of the original Ten Commandments forbade killing a person. If translated directly from Hebrew to English, the 6th commandment says “Thou shalt not murder.”
@PaoloBarcelli
@PaoloBarcelli 2 жыл бұрын
3:30 God was very confused!
@afsmapping6092
@afsmapping6092 2 жыл бұрын
This comment section is about to explode in 3…..2….1….
@smoceany9478
@smoceany9478 2 жыл бұрын
wrong
@realBlueMoonMusic
@realBlueMoonMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Oh then that's fine
@cwlter4223
@cwlter4223 2 жыл бұрын
sin, fun, tomayto, tomahto
@emmanuelonwumah915
@emmanuelonwumah915 2 жыл бұрын
Where the vids
@CoffeeSuccubus
@CoffeeSuccubus 2 жыл бұрын
A perfect way to end 2021 with a funny party God video! Here's to 2022 and a new year for you!
@Lord_Helix
@Lord_Helix 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh the dislike to like ratio is 6.9k/69
@anomalec9466
@anomalec9466 Жыл бұрын
Thou shall not kill doesn't exist. The correct translation is Thou shall not murder.
@UmarKhan-su1vv
@UmarKhan-su1vv 2 жыл бұрын
“Thou shall not take the lords name in vain” “You’re god damn right”
@michaelcastillo884
@michaelcastillo884 2 жыл бұрын
Heisenberg has entered the chat
@anti7506
@anti7506 2 жыл бұрын
@Lisfa Ensa 📽️ definitely not honoring thy father
@mr.verification9993
@mr.verification9993 2 жыл бұрын
You watched the video too? That's crazy
@anti7506
@anti7506 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.verification9993 first time?
@bendysans1077
@bendysans1077 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.verification9993 you must be fun, and welcome to the internet.
@Henning161
@Henning161 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows the first commandment is: "moses gets to be first at the buffet"
@Missespelt
@Missespelt 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone know the first commandment is never let one know how much dough you hold cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially if that man fucked up get your ass stuck up
@MGSVxBreakpoint
@MGSVxBreakpoint 2 жыл бұрын
No. it‘s "If she breathes, she a thot. But if she‘s hot then WHY NOT?"
@dhold44
@dhold44 2 жыл бұрын
“Awww awww” “I know, I know, but it’s what it says”
@tangerinekim6320
@tangerinekim6320 2 жыл бұрын
The pairs of animals in the arc is actually for the grand buffet😉
@RyzTheGamer
@RyzTheGamer 2 жыл бұрын
I know... it sucks... but that's what it says...
@asad9042
@asad9042 2 жыл бұрын
"oh my god" god: "you called me" "no i was just using the phrase"
@ivanpenev8970
@ivanpenev8970 2 жыл бұрын
so, you too saw that video? that's cool
@everythingisawesome2903
@everythingisawesome2903 2 жыл бұрын
"Jesus Christ" "You called me again" "No, I was just using the expression"
@everythingisawesome2903
@everythingisawesome2903 2 жыл бұрын
@@ivanpenev8970 I know you think people quote the lines from the video for likes but actually it's their way(and then like-minded people in response)of telling what is the most funniest or the best thing they found in the video.
@ivanpenev8970
@ivanpenev8970 2 жыл бұрын
@@everythingisawesome2903 that's not even the correct quote lol god responds to oh my god, not jesus christ
@HaloInverse
@HaloInverse 2 жыл бұрын
_That's_ why you don't take the Lord's name in vain. Not because it's disrespectful or blasphemous, but because it causes confusion and awkwardness.
@joel-k
@joel-k 2 жыл бұрын
Still wondering and amazed how you can come up with such hilarious stuff so frequently
@reasondro
@reasondro 2 жыл бұрын
yeah 😂
@AbbyNormal777
@AbbyNormal777 Жыл бұрын
Their father is naturally funny Ringo Starr of the Beatles.
@hashtag9990
@hashtag9990 11 ай бұрын
these jokes were in bible to start with
@agent-33
@agent-33 2 жыл бұрын
"thou shalt not take the lord's name in vain." *"goddamn right."* Only god is exception to the commandments.
@fuzzykoala6168
@fuzzykoala6168 2 жыл бұрын
You’re god damn right
@Qbkiller007
@Qbkiller007 2 жыл бұрын
You're God damn right
@Handlessuck1
@Handlessuck1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Qbkiller007 Oh no
@slippymcnut
@slippymcnut 2 жыл бұрын
@@oliverandersen3507 yeah it's actually robert
@slippymcnut
@slippymcnut 2 жыл бұрын
@@oliverandersen3507 He told me to call him robert. You don't realize how blasphemous you are being.
@2DarkHorizon
@2DarkHorizon 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is old school, no over the top backgrounds or scenes just pure creative comedy.
@maxisz6674
@maxisz6674 2 жыл бұрын
I really like these type of God interpretations He is a chill dude. Jokes around, even doubts about his own creations sometimes. He feels human.
@amyhoard1222
@amyhoard1222 2 жыл бұрын
This is the type of God I want to meet in heaven. Although I feel sorry for his verion of the devil that always gets screwed out of the best stuff 🤔
@noahpust3517
@noahpust3517 2 жыл бұрын
@@amyhoard1222 Man the devs over at EAngel Sports are completely biased. They rarely let him have any fun in the Earth games.
@hurktang
@hurktang 2 жыл бұрын
If god didn't want us to screw up, we wouldn't have free will. I mean think about it, you're done with your creation, everything is perfect because you are perfection. You look down at your creation and you think, "you know what is missing ? I'll give those humans the ability to jump down that cliff on a whim and die in unspeakable pain with their guts splattered on the rock for 30 hours or so". Yep, that's God !
@EskChan19
@EskChan19 2 жыл бұрын
@@hurktang Not to mention if he is all knowing then he knows what will happen when he makes you. Which in turn means if you are an asshole and therefore go to hell, you go to hell because god specifically made you so you would go to heaven, because he already knew how you would react in any given situation before he even made you. Also let's be honest, "Don't covet your neighbors goods", isn't wanting what you don't have pretty much the foundation of capitalism? So does god not like our system?
@hurktang
@hurktang 2 жыл бұрын
@@EskChan19 Hello randy, I think the algorithm censored you thinking you insulted me. I can only find your comment in the notifications now. No, God do not know wheter or not we g* t* He** because he gave us free will. I believe canonicaly, Eve stole the knowledge of Good and Evil from god and this is why we have the free will to go to hell. This said, i'm not even Christian, so let's not wage a theological war in the deep ends of youtube XD.
@peterg76yt
@peterg76yt 2 жыл бұрын
It's about time we settled the carpooling exceptions; theologians have been agonizing over that one for centuries.
@woerkntwerk5245
@woerkntwerk5245 2 жыл бұрын
The 11th century Rome-Constantinople schism was caused when the Byzantine church claimed God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit were all one being, and therefore could no longer use the cart-pool lane.
@tuluppampam
@tuluppampam 2 жыл бұрын
@@woerkntwerk5245 it was not caused by that The Roman church wanted to have power over the Byzantine church, while the Byzantine church wanted to have power over the Roman church They both wanted to be superior to the other This led to them excommunicating each other, causing the schism
@woerkntwerk5245
@woerkntwerk5245 2 жыл бұрын
@@tuluppampam Ahhh, okay. So it really had nothing to do with if Jesus could use the car pool lane by himself?
@noahpust3517
@noahpust3517 2 жыл бұрын
@@woerkntwerk5245 I dunno - I prefer this version, just saying.
@shrutsilakari9711
@shrutsilakari9711 2 жыл бұрын
3:45 "sin, fun tomayto, tomaato" it's the subtle jokes that hit the best😂😂
@lightyagami1752
@lightyagami1752 2 жыл бұрын
If God was really a bro like this, I would immediately repent myself of my atheism and become a true believer.
@andidinu1456
@andidinu1456 2 жыл бұрын
You goddamn right
@Sontronite
@Sontronite 2 жыл бұрын
yup, same
@anant_singh
@anant_singh 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, exactly-exactly !
@ATemplarIGuess
@ATemplarIGuess 2 жыл бұрын
Reject Science, return to Yager-Bombs
@blackkitten8604
@blackkitten8604 2 жыл бұрын
@@HakoTaco1 some one cant take a joke huh ?.
@KrazyCouch2
@KrazyCouch2 2 жыл бұрын
I want to have a conversation with -this- God.
@katethegreat4918
@katethegreat4918 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@katethegreat4918
@katethegreat4918 2 жыл бұрын
You can, it’s called “prayer”
@atherapists3331
@atherapists3331 2 жыл бұрын
@@katethegreat4918 I would very much like a response God
@pivottech8881
@pivottech8881 2 жыл бұрын
@@katethegreat4918 yes like a discord prayer with god
@imfiera2594
@imfiera2594 2 жыл бұрын
Prayers are kinda like sending voice messages to God, then he leaves it on seen, then he sends you a gift that some people call “miracle”
@vitico123ful
@vitico123ful 2 жыл бұрын
This man putting out heaps of gold recently. I'm all for it
@DefinitelyNotReallyDaleGribble
@DefinitelyNotReallyDaleGribble 2 жыл бұрын
11th commandment: Thou shall not give the devil zombies in the Earth 2022 gameplay update
@mr.whimsic6902
@mr.whimsic6902 2 жыл бұрын
Real live TWD tho
@Lucky-jg2on
@Lucky-jg2on 2 жыл бұрын
So you're saying that he's allowed to make zombies before or after 2022? There's still a week before 2022 after all
@ivanpenev8970
@ivanpenev8970 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lucky-jg2on he's referring to old videos, where the devil plays a game about killing the population of earth... and he's always asking for zombies
@nom721
@nom721 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love zombies
@phatedfool
@phatedfool 2 жыл бұрын
We need to get this guys skits to be more famous. Blows my mind he isn't pulling a million views per vid.
@silas0757
@silas0757 2 жыл бұрын
I mean the videos are funny, and so is Zach. But there are way more deserving videos out there... No need to over hype it
@domilink9747
@domilink9747 2 жыл бұрын
The reason these videos aren’t crazy big hits is probably because the kids that come to watch this videos don’t understand the comedy because you know they’re kids. So like other way more insanely stupid but funny skits end up being more popular.
@ProdByAngus
@ProdByAngus 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, but also he’s gained something like 25k subs in a month, so there is an audience to be profited off of
@RGC_animation
@RGC_animation 2 жыл бұрын
It's about time we made some "small" changes to the Ten Commandments.
@MGSVxBreakpoint
@MGSVxBreakpoint 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That whole "graven images" thing is just not gonna fly anymore
@ragnaros7889
@ragnaros7889 2 жыл бұрын
Ngl some updates would be nice
@karolakkolo123
@karolakkolo123 2 жыл бұрын
@@ragnaros7889 Commandments 2.0, now with 7 more commandments!
@ware8229
@ware8229 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t change what’s not broken
@placeholder3863
@placeholder3863 2 жыл бұрын
@@ware8229 its quite broken
@zan1971
@zan1971 2 жыл бұрын
That lady in Santa Monica example had me laughing for 5 minutes lmao
@jow_angelow
@jow_angelow 2 жыл бұрын
I kinda wonder now if you're a former christian or something cuz you know plenty of these bible references. Love your skits tho, they always lighten up my day!
@alfredboehm5976
@alfredboehm5976 2 жыл бұрын
Its pretty common to have common knowledge, maybe not for you since you live in the usa
@Taylorgreenbjj
@Taylorgreenbjj 2 жыл бұрын
@@alfredboehm5976 what is this implying? Lol
@alfredboehm5976
@alfredboehm5976 2 жыл бұрын
@@Taylorgreenbjj that americans dont have any sort of common knowledge
@Asgardians3t
@Asgardians3t 2 жыл бұрын
Why u assume he a former christian? He could still be religious or not but why the assumption?
@tirthankarmishra1420
@tirthankarmishra1420 2 жыл бұрын
@@Asgardians3t maybe a religious person won't make this video
@oscarwang7227
@oscarwang7227 2 жыл бұрын
I like how having a blow up sex doll isn’t in violation of the commandments
@OrigenalDarkMew
@OrigenalDarkMew 2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian I tried not to laugh but you got me, especially at the end. Sex doll for a carpool lane 😆
@mofire5674
@mofire5674 2 жыл бұрын
The balls on this man to question God himself while at Heaven's gates XD
@hackman669
@hackman669 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😅😆🤗
@andewfusthe3rd
@andewfusthe3rd 2 жыл бұрын
……..as a Christian, this has so much BRUH in it that this is all I can say
@andewfusthe3rd
@andewfusthe3rd 2 жыл бұрын
@@jadedesigns6171 *gasp* NO! NOT POSSIBLE! SATIRE?! ON THE INTERNET?! LORD FORBID WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!?!?! Frick dude I’m well aware that this is a joke, I thought my comment was kinda funny
@WikiBidoz
@WikiBidoz 2 жыл бұрын
@@andewfusthe3rd sir I think you killed him
@ragnaros7889
@ragnaros7889 2 жыл бұрын
@@andewfusthe3rd Saying "as a christian" is almost same as saying "as a vegan", doesn't matter how obvious joke is there is always that few guys that willtake it dead serious
@aaroncallahan119
@aaroncallahan119 2 жыл бұрын
BRUH? What?
@earthygoku
@earthygoku 2 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@Gold.edits44
@Gold.edits44 2 жыл бұрын
God should be getting Jesus a gift for his damn birthday
@Marko_Djuricic
@Marko_Djuricic 2 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@Gold.edits44
@Gold.edits44 2 жыл бұрын
@@Marko_Djuricic?
@Gold.edits44
@Gold.edits44 2 жыл бұрын
It's Christmas
@InfinityMind1
@InfinityMind1 2 жыл бұрын
Actually "not-killing" commandment was more in lines of "Do not murder", so you can kill in self-defence without a sin. You can also kill a murderer as a punishment without a sin.
@Backonos
@Backonos Жыл бұрын
the hebrew word has more meaning then murder, any bible that has the translation to kill is wrong.
@tc6818
@tc6818 2 жыл бұрын
I love the Mel Brooks movie scene where God gives Moses 15 commandments. Moses accidently drops and shatters one of the stone tablets while walking down the mountain. So he tells everyone that God gave him 10 commandments.
@nickmitra1135
@nickmitra1135 2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that history of the world part one?
@earthboundisawsome
@earthboundisawsome Жыл бұрын
My dad used to have that on TV sometimes and never in my life did i grow up to ever know where that scene came from
@MartinZhel
@MartinZhel 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, “no adultery” means “no cheating”, it doesn’t mean “no sex before marriage”
@burburkang
@burburkang 2 жыл бұрын
Le bull le shit
@JWQweqOPDH
@JWQweqOPDH 2 жыл бұрын
If it just meant no cheating, then that exact thing would've already been covered in the "do not covet thy neighbor's wife".
@MartinZhel
@MartinZhel 2 жыл бұрын
@@JWQweqOPDH well, I’m an Orthodox Christian and in our Bible in my language it literally says “don’t cheat (on your wife)”
@macmac1022
@macmac1022 2 жыл бұрын
Well here is the dictionaries definition. : sex between a married person and someone who is not that person's wife or husband
@MartinZhel
@MartinZhel 2 жыл бұрын
@@JWQweqOPDH desiring your neighbor’s wife and cheating on your wife are two separate things 😀
@MrCrazyCarrotop
@MrCrazyCarrotop 2 жыл бұрын
All we needed was God walking into frame and saying "damn it Lucifer, get the hell out of my chair.!"
@strakk
@strakk 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that God took THIS LONG to review the commandments that the new Xbox came out makes this so much funnier.
@muboizin
@muboizin 2 жыл бұрын
The reason the number 7 sometimes has a cut on the middle is because when Moses was reading out loud the 10 commandments he said: "Number 7: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife" And then someone shouted from the crowd: "Cut that one out!".
@johnchessant3012
@johnchessant3012 2 жыл бұрын
totally gonna use "coveting" as a euphemism for all that other stuff from now on
@jordanwhitley5641
@jordanwhitley5641 2 жыл бұрын
3:24 this is my exact face when I hear this commandment😂
@raphaelberi9225
@raphaelberi9225 2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@Fesh3314
@Fesh3314 2 жыл бұрын
The "thou shall not covet thy neighbours wife" thing was r/suspiciouslyspecific material
@charliebowditch7975
@charliebowditch7975 2 жыл бұрын
Thou shalt not kill is really thou shalt not murder, murder meaning illegal killing. So by that rule you can kill in self defence legally and not sin 🤷🏻‍♂️
@mokongthe3856
@mokongthe3856 2 жыл бұрын
So Adultery is = Archery! Now I know my Parents Practice Archery! they always argue about who's the Best Archer between them two.
@rysw1353
@rysw1353 2 жыл бұрын
“You won’t take the lord’s name in vane. You’re goddamn right” lmao
@selohcin
@selohcin Жыл бұрын
I love how he tries to take God's name in vain but can't do it because he doesn't understand what it means.
@RGC_animation
@RGC_animation 2 жыл бұрын
POV: It's December 25th and you go to any comment section of any video:
@alphabetaomega265
@alphabetaomega265 2 жыл бұрын
The 10 Commandments are UNCONSTITUTIONAL 😂
@Imagination4all
@Imagination4all 2 жыл бұрын
George Carlin called and has a revised version with only three commandments. How about that?😂
@m.c.martin
@m.c.martin 2 жыл бұрын
Saying Sunday is for Football* is true not just in America, but world wide too! Brilliant 😂
@jacobrispoli4351
@jacobrispoli4351 Жыл бұрын
I love how both of them break pretty much every single commandment.
@zacharyjames9602
@zacharyjames9602 2 жыл бұрын
Only discovered your videos last night when they were recommended to me but i can't stop watching them which is nice especially since I'm stuck in a snow storm. Keep up the good work sir.
@slikespitfire4751
@slikespitfire4751 2 жыл бұрын
The Old Testament actually allows someone to kill someone without being charged for murder if the person killed breaks into their house, and the break-in happened at night (Exodus 22:2)
@toruno7710
@toruno7710 2 жыл бұрын
I was surprised by this so i looked it up. It just allow to smite him and if the thief dies of his injuries you're not guilty of murder. Which is very different.
@slikespitfire4751
@slikespitfire4751 2 жыл бұрын
@@toruno7710 I see what you mean, though I found that some translations (including the one I used) just say “is killed” and not “is hit and dies”. But I see that it most likely means what you said.
@toruno7710
@toruno7710 2 жыл бұрын
@@slikespitfire4751 Lets just Hope that a very literate hebrew speaker Come along and enlight us with some active translation ^^
@benjaminthibieroz4155
@benjaminthibieroz4155 2 жыл бұрын
god: "thy shall not kill" also god: proceed to slaughter people in the promised land a few chapters later...
@toruno7710
@toruno7710 2 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminthibieroz4155 Do as i Say not as i do i guess
@eljefeamericano4308
@eljefeamericano4308 2 жыл бұрын
Love God's idea of what the 2nd Amendment means. And that it has to be pointed out to him that it's just an American thing.
@MANLIESTMANEVER
@MANLIESTMANEVER 2 жыл бұрын
As an Atheist, if God does exist, I hope he's like this. (No offense to those who believe in God, I just personally, don't.)
@justinoreilly5795
@justinoreilly5795 2 жыл бұрын
Me waiting for the last 2 weeks looking for a new upload :/
@JonSmith-oy4bi
@JonSmith-oy4bi 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not a Biblical expert or pastor or priest, but I can confidently say the Adultery one was somewhat misunderstood. One commits adultery in 2 possible ways. Being a person having sex while married, but with a person you are not married to. The other way is if you have sex with someone who is married, but who isn’t married to you. It isn’t overall, can’t have sex with someone you’re not married to, it’s more specific than that.
@magilunedecelestia
@magilunedecelestia 2 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas man. Keep up the good work ^^
@nakkie326
@nakkie326 2 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Zach :)
@theradiantdehd3997
@theradiantdehd3997 2 жыл бұрын
@@jennyberger8229 Why let something like this piss you off?
@okatori795
@okatori795 2 жыл бұрын
@@theradiantdehd3997 They’re definitely not angry, just trying to be funny and failing horrendously
@nakkie326
@nakkie326 2 жыл бұрын
@@okatori795 I was deadass just trynna say merry Christmas 😭
@spencerl3734
@spencerl3734 2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian. This is funny xD I think a lot of Christian’s would not appreciate this but. Good job. I think the God character could have been toned back a bit to make more impact on certain jokes but. Still funny.
@Eanaro
@Eanaro 2 жыл бұрын
Jokes are fine as long as we think of them as jokes, and those things don't represent reality at all. I am a christian by the way.
@hamzah-x3j
@hamzah-x3j 2 жыл бұрын
@@Eanaro ummm I’m sorry brother...but people should not make jokes on God...this kinda hurts the sentiments of others..we should know when and how to joke
@toruno7710
@toruno7710 2 жыл бұрын
@@hamzah-x3j If we made joke that triggered no one. We would make literaly no joke.
@hamzah-x3j
@hamzah-x3j 2 жыл бұрын
@@toruno7710people are meant to be joked with not religious sentiments
@toruno7710
@toruno7710 2 жыл бұрын
@@hamzah-x3j That's an inherantly religious take. I beleive that we should be able about anything. But i'll be honnest i'm an agnostic-atheist who was raised a catholic, so religion appears realy flawed to me.
@ziwuri
@ziwuri 2 жыл бұрын
God is based.
@296jacqi
@296jacqi 2 жыл бұрын
Thou shalt not remove the Dislike button.
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 4 ай бұрын
You don't need God for that one, you need Google and "how to add dislike button to YT"
@No12304-
@No12304- 3 ай бұрын
@@JZsBFF Unfortunately, it's called a joke, you should get it because your religious belief (atheism if you already forgot) is the idea of what a joke is 😆
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 3 ай бұрын
@@No12304- [Yawn]🥱🥱🥱
@BradFarquharson
@BradFarquharson 2 жыл бұрын
I hate to be that guy, but the sabbath was a Saturday, not a Sunday. Goddamn funny video though
@pauligrossinoz
@pauligrossinoz 2 жыл бұрын
Ever since he got Mary pregnant, this god's memory is a bit off... ;-)
@BradFarquharson
@BradFarquharson 2 жыл бұрын
@@pauligrossinoz it’s been a tough few thousand years lmao
@KrazyCouch2
@KrazyCouch2 2 жыл бұрын
3:14 "Oh my God" *rule 2*
@TheHimbeerjoghurt
@TheHimbeerjoghurt 2 жыл бұрын
Technically it is "Thou shall not murder", so killing for lesser reasons
@benjaminthibieroz4155
@benjaminthibieroz4155 2 жыл бұрын
"thou shall not kill" is clear, thus absolute. "lesser reasons" is subject to many interpretations, hence sucks as a rule
@נירטורק
@נירטורק 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, as a jew I know the hebrew version. Listaning to the english one is very strange
@Man-O-Little-Tan
@Man-O-Little-Tan 2 жыл бұрын
If you don't mind me asking, whats different
@pauligrossinoz
@pauligrossinoz 2 жыл бұрын
I want to know why this god seems to have forgotten that the *Sabbath* is still _Saturday,_ not _Sunday._ Getting Mary pregnant seems to have had some effect on this god's memory. Just say'n!
@rubenasandwich2842
@rubenasandwich2842 2 жыл бұрын
God:" and no adultery. What's that?" Guy:"no sex between unmarried people" God:*remembers Mary*
@RandomHuman1103
@RandomHuman1103 Жыл бұрын
"How do we work this in with 2nd amendmand"🤣
@guilhermeteofilocachich4892
@guilhermeteofilocachich4892 2 жыл бұрын
"Sin, fun. Tomato, tomato" I laughed so hard at this
@biggsdarklighter0473
@biggsdarklighter0473 2 жыл бұрын
This god seems like he has got a fair bit of Zeus.
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 4 ай бұрын
Very true the Greek gods were pretty crazy party animals, the christians more like killjoys.
@No12304-
@No12304- 3 ай бұрын
@@JZsBFF Not really killjoys they just had happier lives and more happier marriages than your parents. But hey if the mailman is a better boyfriend than your father, then by all means, let him do his thing 🤣
@alexandreperusio1303
@alexandreperusio1303 2 жыл бұрын
Rom 1:20-23: "For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things."Jud 1:10: "But these speak evil of those things which they know not: but what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those things they corrupt themselves."
@Nerazmus
@Nerazmus 2 жыл бұрын
Shame they didn't get to the actual real The Ten commandmets. Which include the fun stuff like not wearing mixed fabrics, or not boiling a baby goat in its mother's milk.
@SlimyDash
@SlimyDash 2 жыл бұрын
zach ive been meaning to tell you that from the longest time now but i always forget : how come your pfp literally fits any videos you make on that channel lmaooo
@soldatdaniels8738
@soldatdaniels8738 2 жыл бұрын
"Ehhh, sin, fun, tomato tomawto" I like this version of God better. By miles. No shade to Christians but it really did feel like you could just breathe and you've sinned.
@andrewphillips4681
@andrewphillips4681 2 жыл бұрын
Using a toilet goes against bible teaching
@Why_is_gamora
@Why_is_gamora 2 жыл бұрын
i hope he does not make this skits on Muslim and Hindu scriptures. he will be in real danger.
@dv3083
@dv3083 2 жыл бұрын
It's quite sad how true that is. I wish we could joke about every religion and atheism equally, maybe one day 😂
@keylanoslokj1806
@keylanoslokj1806 2 жыл бұрын
With the exception of nines and 10s or something like that. Had me laughing out loud
@Limeskin
@Limeskin Жыл бұрын
If you're a Christian watching this, I'd think twice about laughing at the utter blasphemy of these videos.
@ВикторФирсов-е9ф
@ВикторФирсов-е9ф 2 жыл бұрын
Sin - fun Tomato - tomato That's just so fucking perfect
@felixdogan6776
@felixdogan6776 Жыл бұрын
I come back to this everytime I get the chance to it's always so fun
@AnnaIsHere
@AnnaIsHere 2 жыл бұрын
Ideas for the next video: what girls think while watching netflix with a guy
@adityarao8729
@adityarao8729 Жыл бұрын
What is overlooked is how God got someone else to do his homework for him essentially.
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