Fingernails Never Stop Growing 💅(gross)

[@Creo55]

DIANA ARMSTRONG = ❌ DIANA NAILSSTRONG = ✅ DIANA NAILSLONG = ✅

[@bendj4lyfe]

much better 😅

[@user-keplersuckatlife]

or... NAIL armstrong

[@French_General]

​@@user-keplersuckatlifei was thinking of that before i saw that video ☠️

[@surampudikoushik5726]

Bro how does she wipe her ass bro

[@IForgotMyNAAAAAme.]

NANOMACHEINS, SON!

[@depon3737]

Neil Armstrong: „flys to the moon“ Diana Armstrong: „Scratches the moon“

[@zeepuff]

LMAO

[@michaelvermillion8126]

​@@zeepuff there is another Armstrong that does music but I forgot his name

[@FifyKaqiqiPain]

*NAIL ARMSTRONG 🤣🤣🤣*

[@bryancardenas3895]

@@michaelvermillion8126leo armstrong i think

[@DORAisD34D]

😂

[@NerdFace69]

With that long nails,They can use it as a weapon to attack enemies with big range

[@MarlonTolentino-tp7qc]

I love you i joke you i don't want you

[@MatheusGracas-iv9fb]

But unfortunately, the nails are not sharp like claws.

[@MrAnonymous61]

@@MatheusGracas-iv9fbI mean if you try cutting them in the right way I guess maybe it could work hehe

[@zhaow4832]

Them nails long but too brittle. Theyll break so easily.

[@petermanalang4185]

The nails would just be a detriment they aren’t sharp and if they break (in a fight it is guaranteed) they would might hurt like hell

[@mandalai80]

How do they wash their hands 😂

[@jamesrodriguez6799]

How do they clean themselves. It's like asking Edward scissorhands to wash your back

[@VinayR-lt1xd]

I just wondered🤔💭 what they'll be doing on the toilet🚽😂😅.

[@Mster_J]

How do they wipe their ass

[@krv_4546]

They got the entire ecosystem inside those nails

[@H0n35t]

So we'd be able to live there too

[@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus]

Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊😊

[@Korok1000]

@@H0n35t if they were as wide as her hips, we could possibly put a human in there(don’t get any ideas)

[@santoshchitkara6684]

​@@H0n35tyes it can there are possibilities

[@HonkyEatsVegan]

I mean, there's ecosystem everywhere, your balls your mouth your guts, like everywhere.

[@99_AARDVARK]

“If you never cut your fingernails they’ll get longer” My brain:🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@ILoveCats6622]

LOL

[@keithsmith8119]

What the hell

[@AnnePlayz1234]

Yeah I think that would be 😮😮

[@Ameer454]

Wth

[@Ameer454]

What the heck

[@SAHIL12376]

"I wonder how they cleaned their ass with these big nails"😅😂

[@X-SPONGED]

Fun Fact: It's actually a sign of wealth and status back in the ancient days to have an absurdly long nail on one finger (usually the pinky) on your non-dominant hand. This practice is commonly seen on royal and wealthy women. They even invented a fingernail guard usually engraved with intricate patterns and plated with gold to protect their nails from getting damaged. The reasoning behind this is due to the impracticality of having a fingernail that long, no manual labourer are able to have their fingernails grow that long without it snapping off or interfering with their work. So she must be royalty or at least very wealthy with a lot of servants.

[@lycheeexx]

schools gotta be hiring this man.

[@Yorbamar]

bro did you like your own comment?

[@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MAN_2]

Didn’t ask + my content is way better ☠️

[@un0_reverse_card]

@@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MAN_2cap 💀

[@user-yh4xo6wf4q]

Bro is overconfident 💀

[@zahando4613]

Most original youtube shorts comment:

[@laithhz]

That women is literally making her nails like decorations 😂 Edit: Thanks everyone for 4k likes!

[@eleena2701]

She lives up to her name her arms are strong for carrying those nails

[@Jpeteralphonse]

How she eat , sleep 🤨🤨

[@definitelyawkward7113]

​@@Jpeteralphonseand wipe

[@apex6917]

More like waking sticks

[@definitelyawkward7113]

@@apex6917 ah yes, *waking* sticks. Sticks that help in awaking thyself in the morning.

[@Kuriplayz-19]

"if you never cut your fingernails they'll get longer and longer and longer" Me: "DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF 🧠"

[@zacharybruner765]

Lol is.this a goyte reference

[@jacknods6689]

​@@zacharybruner765to gv

[@RorysAdventures2024]

Same

[@Vixzys]

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL NAILS HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY CUT

[@Voidsleeper]

All that bacteria under their nails: 🕺💃

[@gabricoreia831]

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

[@Pluto1336]

Never gonna run around and desert you

[@FantaMonke]

Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbyw

[@walknowhere]

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@Bobcrowly1488]

I hate that goddamn emoji

[@mirelladiaz6217]

Teacher: Why’d you take so long in the bathroom? Diana: ummmm 😳

[@lorenzobaterna2419]

She took too long to flush the toilet cuz her nails are long

[@motafu1]

how does she even sleep at night with those long nails

[@officialwhiteblocks]

@@motafu1by sleeping on her back

[@CookieMasterLol]

Ouch that would hurt

[@dhawabhuti312]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@necrosteel5013]

Even without cutting, they easily break if long enough. When i forget to cut my nails, i often end up breaking them accidentally when doing regular things.

[@urfav_movies]

Diana Armstrongs situation: So one night dianas daughter painted and done dianas nails, She did this every few weeks one night Dianas daughter done her nails and the next night her daughter died so Diana decided to never cut her nails in order to remember her daughter,Dont judge before you know the situation hope this helped ✅

[@arthurneddysmith]

I'm judging: that makes no sense whatsoever as is borderline-pathological.

[@lsimon343]

@@arthurneddysmithagreed!! I’m a widow and we were eating lemon chicken when he died. I’m not gonna save that piece of lemon chicken and wear it around my neck! It’s not sanitary to have those nails and I think her daughter wouldn’t want her mom to not be able to function normally in her honor. I’m with you on this one!!

[@mingthan7028]

I am here for the money ​@@lsimon343

[@daydreamer4971]

@@lsimon343you have no empathy for how some peoples brains work. You’d be surprised what grief does to peoples brains. Your disgusting

[@fluffysox6072]

That is still disgusting and a sign of a mental health crisis. If she wanted to remember the manicure, take photo and frame it. Save the polish bottle and keep it in a protected spot. Anything but this

[@Beaner2679]

Those nails be curling like cinnamon rolls💀💀

[@Jepshebat]

OFC 💀

[@Ayxh.0]

*NAW THIS MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fameparadise5083]

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘽𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙊𝙉 𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙎

[@lillianwalker8235]

Don't ruin cinnamon rolls like that 😭

[@gabiwolf1439]

Forbidden snack

[@DuckyPopTart]

Bro, who hired Wolverine?

[@seitzgd]

i mean, cant be wolverine if their shits curls ☠️‼️

[@moseslenana65]

😂

[@dhruv01dubey]

Not wolverine. Sabertooth

[@DuckyPopTart]

@@seitzgd thats what she said

[@sinistralhydra]

​@@dhruv01dubeyyep.

[@limestudios7734]

You’re right it is disgusting but I also can’t just picture myself being able to drive with fingernails that long neither😂

[@user-jz1yz8it7c]

: How are you keeping your nails that long? Diana Armstrong: *NANO MACHINES, SON*

[@jordanelbertnathanaelsibue7818]

"Why won't your fingernail snap?!" "Nail nanomachine son" Please stop with the nailnomachine, it sounded like dildomachine for some reason 💀

[@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238]

Not true

[@matchaified]

​@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238r/woooosh

[@tech_cookie4445]

​@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238r/woosh

[@Ivoluvsmilk]

Lol

[@Nehauon]

@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238thanks for informing us Einstein.

[@Vexder]

Some random woman:"I dont like man under 6ft" The nails: "42ft"

[@FitOver40Mama]

How does she wipe? Edit: It’s just a joke😅

[@StupidTeapotProductions]

@@FitOver40Mamathe comment isn’t edited Edit: ik this is smart so you don’t have to edit it later

[@Vexder]

@@FitOver40Mama same i wonder

[@Wafflesvr123]

He probably meant 42 inches

[@Vexder]

@@Wafflesvr123 anyways the nails rizz

[@TahsinYT69]

Neil Armstrong: I am moon-going astronaut. Diana Armstrong: I just grow nails. 😂

[@user-zs6yo3fs3d]

Senator Armstrong: I am gonna make America great again!

[@ThePersonMan]

Billie Joe Armstrong: I'm gonna bitch about the government in songs.

[@Kiko9000jiko]

If she sharpened her nails she would be a tiger level threat

[@revaauliakinnan4727]

Me every i see my nail start grow:" i need the cutter"

[@ArtVerse.Tv16]

*For me my teeths are enough.*

[@jaydeywadey_12]

​@@ArtVerse.Tv16you eating worms

[@befrr5]

My cutter = my teeth 💀

[@christianseltenrijch5608]

​@@ArtVerse.Tv16fr

[@christianseltenrijch5608]

​@@befrr5fr

[@kerimefeucar7534]

"And her name is Diana armstro-" "Huh..Why do I hear boss music" "THE UNLIGHTED MASSES" 🔥

[@Vivy_K20]

If It isn't sussy Jack

[@subartic]

Nailmachines, son.

[@Khuhyshyshk]

THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER THE VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL DISPLAY OBIE-DIENCE WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF *LINE* AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLIEGANCE LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIIIIIIINNNNDDD

[@peteryeeterson5766]

THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL 🔥🔥🔥

[@KoraAzure]

@@peteryeeterson5766GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER. THEIR VOICES WON’T BE HEARD AT ALL🔥

[@TerraBlade862]

Moon: "my back itches" Diana Armstrong: "i gotchu homie"

[@jeremy24265]

Diana Armstrong will grow her nails until they reach the moon fr 💀💀

[@XenXenOfficial]

For anyone wondering. Her nails are collectively 42ft 10.4in, individually they're about 50-51±in each.

[@xcitive]

Thank you, I was wondering

[@sheilapate7604]

I wasn’t wondering

[@EastG2410]

Ok cause I was bout to say that ain't FORTY TWO FEET

[@trippin2930]

I was like something aint making sense here

[@pummeluff3322]

Now what is that in real measurements?

[@Nathan_Xedits]

Diana better have strong arms for carrying 42 feet of nails💀

[@wagiqwq]

I mean.... She is Diana ARMstrong

[@Nathan_Xedits]

​@@wagiqwqtrue

[@soelliya]

на сколько я знаю, эта женщина не удаляет свои ногти в память о своей дочери, которая умерла. девочка очень любила красить ногти маме, и женщина не может отстричь свои ногти из-за этого

[@NessieCastleCats2023]

She doesn’t, her nails just drag on the ground 😂

[@Nathan_Xedits]

​@@NessieCastleCats2023🤣

[@FireDeathPlaysRoblox]

Diana Armstrong be like: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE?!

[@Aesthetic_Butterfly03]

People who searched for art and craft but got this😂 👇

[@keiararamchandar8374]

If I never cut my nails they gonna cut themselves 💀💀

[@Psp-real]

Finally I've found a relatable comment

[@Unsolved_mystery21]

Relatable😅

[@kajapip1364]

Exactly

[@quit4everxx]

fr

[@GlxmrockEditz]

Okay But like how would you do anything

[@roomyisred]

Imagine being the record holder for the longest nails, then your whole life is basically wasted when a new person gets the record.

[@CHLOEDOESUREDITZ]

@@hooleepuk4219dang that must hurt-

[@katzeflufi1547]

Imagine you accidentally break off your nails

[@LeNutDemolisher]

It's practically impossible unless there's s1 ppl haven't found out yet

[@no-oi1mx]

Imagine how they were their ass🥹😂😂😂😂

[@Bogdan_Team]

​@@no-oi1mxwhat is that supposed to mean

[@indigo6036]

My nails always chipping off like they keep growing long 😭

[@masonfungavaka8928]

Diana: “I want respect!” Me: “I respect you, I just can’t look at you.”

[@MaxMTTpm]

?

[@masonfungavaka8928]

@@MaxMTTpm peacemaker reference to Baraja in mk1.

[@shannonwilliams8208]

Is diana armstrong is neil armstrong's husband

[@LeroyFromSpace]

I dont respect her

[@That_Russel_Pup]

@@shannonwilliams8208 💀🤚

[@Hazbloxxers]

How do they wipe 😭

[@Slay.LapisLazuill]

frrrrrrrrr

[@tazzzzz797]

😅

[@judeknowles2319]

Bidets

[@XxLGamer5489xX]

@@judeknowles2319Facts

[@drawwithsahaj7022]

They have more nails in their as*

[@AwalSingh-is8bj]

Armstrong really got those arm strong to hold em nails🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@vivekbharwad8727]

Those nails would need their own blanket

[@Myst1calMage]

"Why are you late, Diana?" "Sorry teacher, i tried to scratch myself."

[@user-mv7hr9ih6z]

❤❤❤

[@mistercreeper3029]

Oof...

[@Mandykeepness]

Wth

[@calebded9070]

Neil Armstrong: ❌ Nail Armstrong:✅

[@aidennguyen356]

Underrated

[@Elementening]

​@@aidennguyen356no he stole this from a reply to an older comment

[@SLIM_SH4DY-454]

@@Elementeningit’s not the same tho

[@cutielo726]

Neil Armstrong is an astronaut

[@aidennguyen356]

@@Elementening is this true

[@uchihamadara636]

Who let therizinosaurus cook? 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@MJ98.]

So how did our ancestors survived?

[@redNrotten]

Bro can hug someone with his nails 💀

[@wanna9tahir353]

Why do they get black

[@iasked2313]

​@@wanna9tahir353the finger nails?

[@szkreto]

@@wanna9tahir353 dirt

[@laurenanas103]

​@@wanna9tahir353cus they're dirty

[@FunFacts1212]

@@wanna9tahir353fun fact, fungus, bacteria, dead cells, etc.

[@DARKSTAR-pq9it]

people before nail cutters were invented:🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@Krewcore123]

I just bite them

[@KMDF_antiemojicat2024]

​@@Krewcore123same

[@HyperSlicer]

​@@Krewcore123WHY?

[@seanlee3835]

⁠@@HyperSlicer me too

[@HyperSlicer]

@@seanlee3835 do you want to eat germs?

[@nocturnalsimulacrum6385]

This brings back memories of those Guinness world record books in my 5th grade classroom 😂

[@DawgInPrison]

"YOU NEED TO CUT IIIITT, CUT IT, CUT IT, CUT IT! 🎤🎶" ahh moment

[@peacewalker4320]

Is it just me or everybody's first thoughts was "how tf do they wash their a*s after sh*tting?"

[@NAMITABAGDI-vt8wp]

Same 😂

[@GeorgiosGkrintas]

And how do they eat

[@AdventureswithImovie]

They wrap the toilet paper around the finger nails

[@peacewalker4320]

@@AdventureswithImovie bruh 💀

[@swiftie13530]

use a bidet

[@ryliiiiiiii]

‘If you don’t cut your fingernails, they’ll get longer and longer’ Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@NotMantram2]

Fr bro thinks he told a fun fact 💀

[@chandrashekar20126]

​@@NotMantram2 Fr

[@MortoulGaming]

When I saw them my first question in my mind was how do they wash their poop 😅

[@wampelle]

If you sleep, you wake up

[@ml_hunter4586]

​@@NotMantram2 He was letting people know that they don't just stop and break off when they look like they can't hold themselves up. So stfu

[@3vv0rt3x]

I thought he was gonna show us a coke pink💀💀💀

[@Supercal37k]

@@3vv0rt3x u fell off 💀

[@darweeesh]

@@3vv0rt3x u aint funny kid 😂👎

[@RoseayPurd-wp7pk]

Cut fingernails=❌️ Bite fingernails=✅️ We all know we bite off our nails no need to hide >:]

[@shreyabanerjee7078]

Diana kills a nail polish bottle for each one nail 😂😂

[@giovanigeorgis3848]

More like 10 😂

[@bellathewolf_ff]

"Three, take it or leave it"

[@user-jk1ul4ph9t]

​@@bellathewolf_ffg

[@giovanigeorgis3848]

@@Dvgi. ur mom, bot!

[@Fazethegreat1]

"her nails are 42 feet long" Shows a picture of nails the size of a women

[@SilverSonicII]

true lol

[@TheIceCreamWizard]

Well, clearly she's 42 feet tall.

[@Kelton-id6wb]

I thought that too but I think it’s the added total of all her nails. 10 nail probably about 5 feet maybe=50ish

[@CoH696]

4 x 10 = 40

[@Ballprodz_15]

@@TheIceCreamWizardwow I never thought of that 🤔

[@SalmanAbdirahman-wk7xq]

Neil armsstrong: touched the moon Diana armstrong: longest nails

[@Its_Ariaa1]

Neil Armstrong: First person to fly to the moon Diana Armstrong: Person with longest fingernails

[@Ben-xg3tj]

"Nail clippers were invented in 1886." People in 1885:

[@FLOWERYFOX-u3z]

I cut mines off with my fingers or my other fingernails so it ain’t a problem

[@Milo3-ek3it]

I will do it on my mouth

[@jarjarblex]

​@@FLOWERYFOX-u3zthat could end so badly...

[@user-dz9xs2uo2r]

As a person who has anxiety this won’t be a problem.

[@Fox_on_bonez]

Actually people hundreds of years ago did not need nail clippers because the would be using they’re hands for various things and the would naturally scrape down or break off

[@GiovaniArtigiani]

Fun fact: Nails has the speed of Tectonic plates, so if nails move like this, Tectonic move like that

[@ariefakmalmuhammadzulkifli7662]

Incredible

[@joeyeeclubs4046]

Good luck with the new updates

[@SpiderMan-gq8yf]

People who keep metre long finer nails really need a therapy. Its disgusting and a waste of their life not being able to do things normally

[@jeanteresamarie]

Oh my god really your fingernails grow OMG 🤯🤯

[@Kailee-ei2hf]

Fun fact: Diana Armstrong, who had not cut her nails since 1997. When her daughter Latisha passed away unexpectedly from an asthma attack, Diana promised she would never cut her nails again.

[@Freddy99871]

Weird way to grieve

[@0rigamii]

Rest in peace to her daughter ❤🕊️

[@kusx0635]

@@Freddy99871it’s because her daughter painted her nails the night before she died

[@Freddy99871]

@@kusx0635 oh, thanks for the info!

[@gatogenerico-ij6bb]

@@kusx0635 that honestly make no sense, at best, she should paint her nails every week to remenber her daughter, I mean having grew nails is unhealthy and proballynot the best way to grief.

[@NykisPerson]

Not me checking my fingernails just to be safe 😭😂

[@professionalshitposter6897]

I'm gonna get that +5 poison damage

[@UgochiChisomije]

I keep long nails; not too long, average, and neat, but gwad that is disgustingly 🥴🥴🤢🤢🤮🤧

[@butters-vp7pm]

Are people that lazy to make their nails short

[@FancyArtist251]

My nails could NEVER get any close to that height, cuz I bite them

[@GABYONPAWS]

"How do you wipe?" "How do u write?" "How to u eat and drink?"

[@v1_Slime]

I swear, the name "Arnstrong" have a good reputation in various fields. I wish my last name is "Armstrong"😂

[@dourduolingoinsteadofyoutube]

“So how’d u go blind?” “My eye was itchy💀” omd tysm for 3k likes ive nvr got this much

[@SagnikGupta-gb6eo]

Lol

[@yourgirlmea]

Lol 😂

[@brindleberry9514]

oh god...

[@Quilvin-xu5ht]

Look, I know it's a joke but.. wtf are yall doing to scratch your eyes, you can use the back of your fingers. You don't scratch your eyes like how you scratch a mosquito bite do you?

[@Yodathesolja]

You're ygkdjfjfje jsjsiake jeisndbr

[@therandomaustralianball5516]

'Come here, have a hug!' 'Nah, I'm good 💀'

[@user-pb8bu5xb2f]

🤣🤣😂😂😂😇😇🙃🙃🙃🤣🤣🤣😂

[@underratedguycalledmeme]

Diana Armstrong: Long nails Senator Armstrong: Nanomachines son.

[@user-in9jv6xz7x]

That one episode in teen titans go when starfire decided to break the record of the world's longest nails 💀

[@Jazbot212]

My main question is how the hell do they wipe?😭 Edit thank you so much for all your likes I really appreciate it 🤍

[@DepravedCoTApologist]

Or grab anything in general

[@Shadowcat561]

Bidet

[@Cute_Bunny_Boo]

Or get clothes on

[@Dizzymarvel]

They pay servants

[@katlamb4606]

​@@Shadowcat561they'd still have to wipe whether or not they use bidet. Right? RIGHT?!😳

[@excalibur9495]

That kind of length for finger nails makes me question how she can even clean her self💀

[@noahcreutziger7690]

Let's check the comments, see how long it takes to find that one comment about wip- oh there it is!

[@KingStr0ng]

Literally impossible to wipe. I doubt that she even does. 💀

[@goblindemonboi]

maybe she has a dipper 😂 or has a poor pitiful butler or maid to clean her😂😂😂😂

[@ridefree9160]

She either doesn't clean herself properly or pays someone to do it

[@ayushsrivastava1672]

There's only one explanation here: by her mouth

[@user-2211v]

Zack apparently saying that something he finds disgusting 🤣🤣

[@xd00095]

STANDING HERE I REALIZE THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO HAVE LONG FINGERNAILS

[@ollster_1446]

Diana got that space radiation from Neil

[@slgaminguniverse3679]

How do they even use the toilet paper 💀

[@tutelooo]

That i was going to ask... 💀 Probably they hire someone 😂

[@Jhayzen]

Just use water and soap

[@solsy]

how do they even use their hands 💀 how do they even live??

[@idekwhat1572]

​@@solsy right. She can't eat, she can't go the toilet, she can't pick things up. Has to be a mental illness, because there's no way someone would handicap themselves so much just for a stupid record

[@LilSerg2002]

How do they masterbaite?

[@ma.lesitteleeping3212]

"You got neil armstrong?" Nah we got nail armstrong💀💀💀 Edit: I think I started a war in the comments Edit 2: sorry for the typo (the typo was armonstrong)

[@shaniqua2951]

armstrong*

[@starlighxt]

armonstrong? 💀

[@sarockyrehanmadymonu1556]

nail im strong

[@lynx_sprite]

who the hell is neil

[@BobbyLovesOranges]

​@@lynx_spritedid you graduate in my fridge? Neil armstrong was the first to land on the moon

[@praveenpruthvi]

Me thinking how are they going to do daily chores with that in hand 😂

[@matluangtea8408]

"Do you know if you don't cut you fingernails they get longer" My brain: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@mohammadtharik1287]

Bro how do they clean themselves after they’re done with their business 💀

[@KamiSama-fy7dh]

Bros asking th real questions

[@dohner29]

I can't stop laughing after reading this comment 😂 fucking dead I mean think about it. How!?

[@robertbennett2796]

Water

[@Bb-xq7gk]

What do you think gives the nails their amazing colour?

[@That_Christian_Girl1214]

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

[@minion9842]

I SWEAR ITS ALWAYS THE ARMSTRONGS THAT HAVE THE WORLD RECORD

[@HeyGameBro123]

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE

[@bobandrew8410]

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

[@fumofumonomarisa]

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

[@KaguraBachi7777]

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

[@itsmoddinggaming3552]

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

[@usmanahmed9034]

42 inch long❌️ 42 feet long ✅️

[@lyricoster5791]

I was like "is that zack?" But no animation.

[@_HAZBIN_]

"Her anils are 42ft long" *he being the height of her nails* "Im sorry,what😄"

[@MelanieCrybabies]

“Anils” 😔🤚☺️

[@STARZERS]

​@@MelanieCrybabies replace the i with an a

[@MelanieCrybabies]

@@STARZERS I’m saying they spelt it wrong

[@Awhviqx]

@@STARZERS”Anals”? 💀🙏

[@STARZERS]

​@@MelanieCrybabies sorry i was trying to make a joke but i failed

[@arielcaday4659]

"What is your defensive weapon?" "Nails"

[@Tssrileyvr]

*snaps*

[@LiqaMaDiqq]

Bruh they created a whole new life on those nails 💅🏾🦠

[@daviddoingstuff4725]

Getting scratched by one of these world record-holders immediate inflicts Scarlet Rot

[@NaMjOonIe_ShaVeD__mY__EyEBrOWs]

POV: your watching this while eating 💀

[@sumadeepthivonteru1979]

So true 💀💀💀😭

[@NaMjOonIe_ShaVeD__mY__EyEBrOWs]

​@@sumadeepthivonteru1979💀💀

[@Awais...official]

Me too eating nails 😭😂

[@NaMjOonIe_ShaVeD__mY__EyEBrOWs]

​@@Awais...official you also have the habit...... Cause I do have it and this one video cleared my therapy.......

[@BuffedAcheron]

Nope I am currently on the bus heading to school (or prison)

[@doppio447]

Can anyone appreciate the person who time lapsed their nails, cause it takes a shit ton of time.

[@Graf-Fischgen-von-Fischgesicht]

But what tf is wrong with that persons nails they are fuckinck yellow

[@RohailFawad]

​​@Nyan-ie2uvshoutout to that dead body

[@its.https_xelaa]

​@Nyan-ie2uvI'm pretty sure a dead body can't grow hair and nails

[@divinebones95racist]

​@@its.https_xelaait can bro, it can...

[@syaredzaashrafi1101]

​@@its.https_xelaait can tho. only penis can't grow

[@doniduckguy4622]

Mine will break itself when it's long enough somehow lol

[@ChelseaCalvillo]

*breaks the years of work nail*

[@BillyBonkerton]

Their whole breathing system boutta be the most cleanest

[@Markermavix]

Fr 😂

[@JosephGaming]

What?

[@SolidRoach69]

Therapist: Freddy Krueger doesn't exist he can't hurt you Freddy Krueger:

[@Jed2593]

Me for last 10 min wondering why that small hair is moving as I scroll the screen 😅..you got interesting + distracting profile photo bruh

[@prashanthgadwal3461]

Yeah bruh i dead ass thought i have hair on my screen

[@James_Nicol]

Your pfp got me

[@ShakiraFlabergasted]

Anyone remember that skit on Jackass where Steve-o decided to drink poured beer over that guys long nails???

[@jduke93]

I remember Steve-O drinking beer from the guys longest fingernails lol

[@Wildwest_Frog]

"MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL KERATIN JACK, CANT FRET OVER EVERY NAIL" -diana armstrong

[@blood-reaper]

" Maybe i was wrong about you " -Zackdfilms

[@deepblue2]

Also on a side note: Your veins can actually grow into the fingernails too, which makes cutting them off that much more difficult.

[@murilo_the_lilo9947]

Thats a nightmare

[@snakeoi8189]

😟 Well that's a new fear for me now. Ain't like I would try it, but still.

[@withereddimension8759]

It’s as if nails are used for the body in some sense annex more land if that makes sense

[@user-ll3rj9ms2h]

Oh my 😮

[@WrestleLuxury]

That's cap lmfao, veins can't grow on human nails

[@satchel87]

Remember steevo drank beer from that dudes fingernails, how sick did he get afterwards?

[@Confused_Eliza]

“Yes I would like to get my nails done” “👁️👄👁️“

[@TheOriginalHankUltrakrill]

Therizinosaurus got humbled.

[@CoolersAndUttpSmokers]

lol

[@Graf-Fischgen-von-Fischgesicht]

She is now the alpha Therizinosaurus

[@ElBlade482]

She is god of therizinosaurus(es,I,'s)

[@thedepressedguydoesstuff]

Who wtf wakes up one morning and goes “Gee, I think I’m just gonna never cut my nails ever again”?

[@vintage1908]

People who want to beat Guinness world record that's who

[@thedepressedguydoesstuff]

@@vintage1908 More so what I mean is like who was the first person to ever think that? Like the first person to ever be recognized by Guinness, who wake up and says “I’m gonna just have the longest nails ever”? If they have no other person to beat their record

[@GaYrAdIOactIVeDemOn]

She didn’t wake up one day and said “I’m never cutting my nails again”. The reason behind her not cutting her nails is because her daughter actually passed away from an asthma attack and she promised herself to never cut her nails ever again

[@thedepressedguydoesstuff]

@@GaYrAdIOactIVeDemOn How in the fuck does daughter dying relate in any way shape or form to cutting your nails?

[@luhhchi]

@@thedepressedguydoesstuffbc the night b4 she died her daughter was cutting her nails

[@averagqq]

my nail's size when im using a keyboard:

[@lorantpapp07]

Armstrong sounds like an appropriate name since she has to carry all the extra weight that comes from the nails and all the polish and trinkets on them