The longest fight in Punch-Out history

[@zallard1]

This video took KZbin 2 entire days to encode.

[@wiiuowner5251]

yay

[@snakyYT]

YAY

[@golemprisme4779]

YAY

[@kirbymastah]

Yay

[@canteatsoup]

yay

[@SummoningSalt]

zallard when I said you should upload more longform content, this isn't what I had in mind

[@ic3man]

The legend himself

[@MinnowTF]

what else could you have meant

[@Kohaku9002]

I mean you got more longform content though so... yay?

[@GunsGodGuts478]

Lol. Yo summoning salt, if you give him some time, I’m sure he’ll have a PB for longest Super Punch Out!! fight AGAIN.

[@twipplo]

omg hi please sign my autograph and give me and everyone in my family a million dollars and a mansion

[@tonys6620]

Heartwarming: 56 year old French man cheers on a dancing child

[@aeolianthecomposer]

This made me laugh way harder than it should have

[@excrono]

Gabby Jay has his priorities straight.

[@Random-prince-mush-lover]

@readuth1488 yay

[@user-gt5fy5ow4i]

@@Random-prince-mush-lover yay

[@cornishrichardson]

Yay

[@trashgang_]

Imagine paying for a boxing match ticket between a rickety old man and a muscular newcomer, only for them to shuffle for 6 hours straight. This is as close as boxing can get to paint drying.

[@Yakushii]

Rickety old man? Are you not seeing the ripped stud with abs and massive pecs that I'm seeing?

[@trashgang_]

​@@Yakushii well maybe he's not rickety, but he's not a shining example of body building either.

[@rasmusdegn9690]

If you want something relatively similar that happened in real life check out the Dan Severn vs. Ken Shamrock fight at UFC 8 or 9 (don't fully recall which one) due to government interference neither man was allowed to hit the other and so the "fight" consisted of one of them just circling the other for about 15 minutes.

[@RaceBandit]

_"I've seen more slam in a car door!"_ I think Raphael said that in a TMNT Fast Forward episode.

[@RaceBandit]

​@@rasmusdegn9690| *WHAT.*

[@HomunculusFather]

Freeza: Namek will blow up in 5 minutes. The 5 minutes:

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

9 hours of pure *yay*

[@marcusbullock630]

*KA... ME.. HAME...* yay

[@TornaitSuperBird]

We've finally found it. The anti-speedrun. This has to be a new WR.

[@endiecutie06]

Fuck speed runs, I Wanna see people beating a game as slow as humanly possible.

[@2DCheese]

TP Low% be like:

[@hexakon]

@@endiecutie06 slowruns and Low% are already categories for some games

[@ros9764]

​@@endiecutie06Have you seen the iconic DK64 speedrun by a Golden Eye runner?

[@calsalitra4689]

@@endiecutie06 There's one example I can think of where a slowrun doesn't just devolve into a test of patience. In the F-Zero GX story mode, Chapter 6 kills you if you drop below a certain speed. This lets slowruns of it avoid being complete cancer since you're forced to progress, albeit while taking the worst lines and constantly turning the accelerator off and on. There are even some obstacles that are made harder by this being a slowrun, like civilians and dirt sections that require you to control your speed even while boosting.

[@JudgmentSigma]

This is one of those sh!tposts/KZbin Poops from 2008 with titles like: 'Gabby Jay says "YAY" for 6 HOURS!'

[@linguine4500]

Little mac when I don't telegraph my 28 shanks to his chest with "You'll see the point"

[@OctaHeart]

Aran Ryan type post.

[@Ebb-2000]

“I think Little Mac got… the point!” - You after winning

[@rootintootinshootin]

@@Ebb-2000Did someone say egg delivery?

[@eliasdex1236]

@@OctaHeart post

[@twotailedpikachu8491]

Little Mac when I don’t telegraph my flamethrower by saying “Time to light this place up!”

[@notatimelord21]

Gabby Jay YAY simulator

[@AcBirdical]

Gabby Yay

[@Niagaranobs]

Yay!

[@KenVelaz]

Yay!

[@SuperPeterok]

Take my money!

[@WOKEchair]

Yay!

[@MSAWCartoonist]

scientists discovered that time dilation is a lot easier to accomplish on a smaller scale than previously thought. this is footage of a volunteer showing us how its done

[@justajad2809]

Truly a remarkable use of time dilation, not even Pilotwings would go close as an example, yet.

[@The_D_ray]

Zallard just went "fuck it, I'm unspeedrunning Super Punch-Out!!".

[@clairebennett9104]

*_I Dare Someone To Count Every "Yay"_*

[@MarcusXD100]

9000/9001 lol

[@clairebennett9104]

@@MarcusXD100 Now Just Imagine This In An Actual Boxing Match

[@YeetusMcgeetus]

It would be somewhere within the 8640-ish range by my calculations. It takes Gabby jay around 2.5 seconds to do the full animation, with the entire fight being around 6 hours and 11 seconds (21600 seconds total). 21600 / 2.5 gives 8640 yays, with 1440 yph (yays per hour). This number isn't extremely accurate, but it's a pretty good estimation.

[@YeetusMcgeetus]

@@MarcusXD100 damn someone beat me to it 😭

[@Nothingtoseehere23416]

@@YeetusMcgeetusSchool finally pays off

[@Pebblrock6969]

and gabby jay got his second victory flawlessly, by saying 'Yay' for 6 hours straight

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

3 minutes straight. At 7200x speed

[@cleanerdoesntgaming]

psychological warfare

[@00F]

Gabby Yay

[@CoreySaurus2008]

YAY YAY

[@brandonwilliams6119]

What do you get when you switch around the first letters of Gabby Jay’s name with each other? Heheheh

[@epicbww]

THE LEGEND

[@corruptiongaming72]

"JAY!"

[@mataabuelitas-bm1tc]

6:00:10

[@JDDK28]

Sometimes you just didn’t know something was missing from your life until somebody gives it to you.

[@zallard1]

Glad I could deliver, DK28

[@XenoChron2]

Why? You are truly a masochist.

[@ToppetREAL]

​@@XenoChron2yay!

[@tonytendencies4511]

​@@XenoChron2Come on!

[@nutbutter88]

Little mac then proceeded to vomit his guts out after the match due to nausea

[@Jadriam]

Footage from the nightmarish alternate heck-realm of delayruns, where 1drallaz completes games as agonizingly slowly as possible.

[@brendaneichler5244]

This was the true Anti-Bubzia all along. /s

[@adissentingopinion848]

BanishingSweet is well-known for scathing blogposts making fun of the delayrun scene in detail.

[@corruptiongaming72]

I suppose mairdaJ is reporting the speedrun version

[@Spamtong23]

Gabby Jay was so excited about this fight he started cheering "Yay!" mid-match for six hours straight.

[@khalewren2734]

Oh. That is a six hour long video. That is a six hour long video of fighting Gabby Jay.

[@TheOpponent]

Summoningsalt voice:

[@FrancoisTremblay]

yay

[@usernametaken017]

Oh. this is gore. this is gore of my confort character.

[@ros9764]

​@@usernametaken017JJK in a nutshell

[@aeolianthecomposer]

Not as much fighting as it is just dancing in front of him

[@dyna1828]

Mac´s just dodging crazily just adds to this so much. Like he´s just horrified about the old french man going YAY!.

[@dezgasting]

Thanks zallard1 for the best punch out content to date

[@doctorreed_]

the doctor told me i only have six hours to live...so here i am

[@NissanZaxima]

Yay

[@winxwest2964]

Rip

[@winxwest2964]

8 hours ago…

[@omegaslash777]

Rest in YAY

[@XenoChron2]

Go fight Doom.

[@QuickQuips]

This feels like time dilation. Mac's movements may take 3 minutes game hours but 6 hrs of ours.

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

They're fighting directly on the event horizon of a black hole

[@adissentingopinion848]

This is what the Flash must endure every waking moment of his life.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@adissentingopinion848an old man saying *yay* into his ears for hours on end?

[@Prodawg]

Gabby Jay and the SPO boxer have set aside their differences for a dance off.

[@toxic_shr00m]

In love with not calling him Little Mac, I think because of his hair we should call him Medium Fry

[@Prodawg]

@@toxic_shr00m Pizza Cake

[@SonicMaster519]

@@ProdawgLights on!

[@thatguysavetf2916]

I clicked on this when I saw the notification banner thinking maybe like 15 minutes or something but WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LENGTH HELL NAH IM OUTTA HERE

[@zallard1]

You've gotta finish what you start.

[@Supperdude9]

Because time stops when Gabby does a Yay. So.... yeah.

[@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny]

​@@Supperdude9 He Stops Time, My Lord, Gabby Jay Might Just Be One Of The Strongest Humans In Earth

[@iami3rian394]

​@@zallard1I literally hate you.

[@emilygordbort7300]

You thought that video title was clickbait? Nah man, I defy you to do one longer

[@THEOGJIGSAWGMOD]

Wow! This is the fastest super punch out speedrun I've ever seen!

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Those are slowruns, mate

[@hundredLeech]

Let me guess, it's also the only one?

[@ShinyMew76]

Now, if you watch on 0.25x speed, this turns into a 24H long fight. The “Yay”s also get extended by a large amount. This equates to the maximum amount of Yays possible!

[@kirbymastah]

Turning this on in the background next time i have a 6 hour drive

[@diddykong2143]

Look how happy Gabby Jay is that he gets to be apart of the longest punch out match. “YAY!” “YAY!”

[@SaikyoKoutei]

"Super Punch Out fight theme extended for 6 hours Gabby Jay 'yay' edition"

[@RabbitEarsCh]

This is the leading edge of Punch-Out research. We have finally attained Maximum Yay.

[@tailgrowth]

Gonna blast this at my next party to see how long it takes for people to leave

[@ARClegend]

What a power move

[@Slipstream317]

gabby jay is just really happy to see you having fun. what a kind old man.

[@oceanman_8370]

I thought this was a documentary on punchout speedrunning. It got excited. This isn't what I wanted, it's what I needed

[@MarcusXD100]

0'02" seconds in gane for each yay, till the 3:00 mark So would be 50 yays per in game second on a 180 second round So thay gives us a rough of 9000 YAYS! But HOLD IT The last one is a CMON! And thus its only 8999 yays Not as satisfying... BUT HEY! Gabby DID pull a yay at second zero So IT IS 9000 YAYS YAY! :D

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

Dang. Can't make an OVER 9000!!! joke...

[@hundredLeech]

​@@shinigamimiroku3723You can. As others have pointed out, there are TWO yays at the beginning- one in the intro cutscene and another before the timer starts counting.

[@MarcusXD100]

@@hundredLeech yeh 9001 as i forgot the yay before the match starts

[@aeolianthecomposer]

Yay!

[@balloonrat7274]

yay!

[@deoxysandmew2162]

*Take a shot each time Gabby says, YAY!* Im not responsible for your liver.

[@XenoChron2]

You are.

[@WindFireSkullBot]

6547… UHJIDWFVQIJNHVDJSFNHJINDFDSIHNJEWRVGJHNIREGVNIJHGERHMUIIHVMEGEVGWR

[@emilygordbort7300]

I would accuse you of trying to kill me and harvest my organs, but my liver would be completely useless by the time you got your finger on it

[@Salsa_Fiesta]

What did you think of this video? Help us improve KZbin. Enjoyable, Useful, Informative, Hearwarming, Life-changing, Calming Inspiring, Other (see below) YAY! ✅️

[@CokeMilkYT]

Gonna be real I don’t think I’ve ever heard the Minor Circuit music loop at all in this game until this video so uh yeah lol Yay!

[@MugApwool]

"This is the power of Gold Experience Requiem 😠" ahh thumbail

[@NIMPAK1]

The dude can bend the fabric of space and time and he chose to be a boxer, which he's not even good at. Talk about dedication.

[@emilygordbort7300]

Imagine how terrible of a boxer he would be without the ability to bend spacetime

[@urlocallazerbird8531]

"oh, the time is ticking down in seconds, shouldn't be that long" *realizes that it's in MILLISECONDS* "WHAT?!"

[@Jordan3DS]

I love how Gabby Jay saying "Yay" is powerful enough to stop time, lol

[@ClamChow]

This is the longest 3 minute video I have ever seen

[@keiharris332]

Little mac getting one hell of a workout and gabby cheering him on.

[@toastprobably9774]

25:45 IT SKIPPED SEVEN FRAMES THIS FIGHT IS SUBOPTIMAL 😔

[@Jeremo-FD]

That was more like 4 frames. The game isn't 100fps. Your point stands though. Someone needs to improve this record.

[@LattMackey]

The TAS we never knew we needed.

[@bluewilliam7203]

6 hours boxing match of someone dodging nothing and his opponent saying "Yay" nonstop until the match is over

[@BadNewsBrendon]

Yeah I have time to watch this during my bathroom break

[@Masupups]

This is something I could listen to all night at work and never get tired of that "Yay!"

[@Maxxieuguu]

When the world needed him most. “Yay”

[@chefdunsparce4254]

Sometimes all someone needs is that one missing piece "Gabby Jay saying Yay for ~6 hours"

[@lemonloafy]

i was hesitant going in but once u get to the 4 hour mark its actually a lot of fun guys

[@AnAveragePurplePikmin]

That's what she said

[@tomsmithok]

yay

[@bigsof7381]

Fight starts at 0:13 Fight ends at 6:00:15

[@FoxheimStudios]

He’s just happy. Let him celebrate. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay.

[@Harrylarryii]

all Zallard is going to hear in his sleep tonight is mac dodging and Gabby Jay Going "yay"

[@HollyBunnySilly]

His joy and whimsy knows no bounds

[@lory1050]

Love how the crowd in the background is still pumped after watching the same loop of nothingness happen for 6 hours straight 💁

[@waffler-yz3gw]

the mfs in boxing anime waiting to finally land their punch while the narrator talks about aztec baby sacrifice or something (they're going to miss):

[@Commentingstick]

Truly a 0:18 moment

[@Theshmorple]

Yiay

[@Totasfunnynumber]

I think we found a new category, how slow can you beat super punch out in one constant run (Waiting on boxer or title screens not allowed)

[@wiiuowner5251]

great content, very entertaining, probably will watch it fully

[@Atlink]

This man really, really loves Electronic Arts.

[@emilygordbort7300]

E. A. Sports. It's in the _yay!_

[@JudaiMaverick86]

dude, hahahahahaha! this was so funny! Wonder if this can also happen with Dragon Chan's healing xD

[@bylamirbylamir2449]

I will see how long I can stand to watch this in one sitting. Will edit with the total time.

[@omzyma6136]

So like... Are you still watching it or something? What's the time?

[@bylamirbylamir2449]

@@omzyma6136 5 full watches so far, accounting for sleep and bathroom runs.

[@sportsjefe]

@@omzyma6136 I don't think he made it... pour one out for @bylamirbylamir2449

[@guidemissile1494]

bro is dead

[@ARClegend]

This poor soul was Gabby Jay's next victim ​@@guidemissile1494

[@jackbob.coz55]

We got Gabby Jay Yay Simulator before GTA 6

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

I can just imagine Genyo Takeda and his team seeing this in their recommendeds, watching it for a minute, and thinking, "... We should've thought about this possibility..." (EDIT: team lead mistake)

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

@scottythegreat1 Ah, you're right. My mistake. >_

[@ShadG]

Well Zallard I made it through the video. I have to say it kept me on the edge of my seat, wondering if the next Yay! would be the last, or if our intrepid green-gloved boxer would dodge right first instead of left. All in all this was just as advertised, except for the part where this is no fight at all but a dancing contest of sorts. Yay.

[@radaf4429]

Pov: it's time for dancing at Gabby Jay's birthday party

[@axolotol_342]

I WATCHED EVERY SINGLE SECOND

[@MysteryCraftee]

4:32:10 If you don't pay attention to the video it honestly all starts to blend into the background music.

[@ChessJew]

"Yay!" Dumbledore said repeatedly.

[@AltimaMantoid]

I just love how it's like 2 and a half minutes for one *second* to pass. Absolute madness lmao

[@joeberg3317]

2:28:58 He says "yay" here

[@shemification]

The gabby Jay dedication is real brother lmfao! I'm for it!!

[@qu4ry529]

"YAY!" -zallard1's nightmares

[@christmashake8968]

Entire boxing crowd: *boos and throws every single piece of food, drink, and condiment they can down towards the ring*

[@Popeye6400ThegoatMoethegoat]

I imagine the guy Who take his seat to see a boxing match but just see an old man say YAY and a kid moving

[@MK-gb7ht]

Ok now render it in real time to see Peter Punch move at the speed of light.

[@pigfish99]

Your entry to team poor life choices has been approved, zallard! Was it worth it?

[@BashoftheMonth]

2 wins, 99 loses. Pathetic, Zallard.

[@rayfinkel]

this is gaming

[@tonyrauls1941]

This is some actual King Crimson like polyrhythm infused arthouse rock. And I appreciate it 😅

[@MrIronJustice]

How did I live without this?

[@SaiBoBo-k1l]

My man take YAY spam to a whole new level 😂.

[@The_Blyatman]

Guys drop this man some likes he’s gonna have carpel-tunnel after this

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Now *this* is the quality content everyone needs.

[@josiahball7799]

Gabby "Yay" Jay, everyone. Mac never stood a chance.

[@sadtoad250]

Ive found the right movie for movie night with the gf tonight

[@nolan414_]

Every yay is one frame so that means the answer is 9,542 yays, assuming you can do a yay at 3:00.00 plus didn't miss any by accident haha.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Each Yay increments the timer by 0.02 seconds Maximum of 9000

[@nolan414_]

@@Aaa-vp6ug false, the clock can have an increment of 0.01

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@nolan414_ but the yay stops the timer then increments it by 0.02 once it finishes.

[@hundredLeech]

Unfortunately, I and others have found multiple instances of slow inputs, so your number _should_ be wrong

[@hundredLeech]

​@@Aaa-vp6ugDid you ever watch the clock for more than 3 seconds?

[@Totasfunnynumber]

Looking at the time of the video made me laugh too hard for what it was I was laughing at

[@emilygordbort7300]

the funny part is that there's a noticeable spike in replays at abt 1:10:30 something about that specific sequence of "yay" really spoke to people

[@bellhop_phantom]

sick beats in the ring tonight

[@grfrjiglstan]

Mac going for the old age KO, I see. That's gotta be worth some meter, at least.

[@becauseYES9999]

The longest 3 minutes of these people's lives

[@lakotacorff4012]

Gabby Jay, fed up with his many losses and desparately craving the feeling of victory he felt so long ago, decided to enter a battle of attrition with Little Mac. I don't feel like skipping to the end to to see if he wins.

[@Daniel-uq8ix]

Gaby Jay requiem

[@AidanDaGreat]

Love how nothing happened at all at 5:18:48. Nothing at all out of the ordinary!

[@justajad2809]

Universe: Hey am bored, let's slow down time. Time: Oh, you really sure ? Universe: Yeah, it's not like some guy on KZbin is gonna make the longest Punch Out!! fight ever lol.

[@Mr.TwoFaceGuy]

“Guys, I will get perfect rng”