[Updated] Punch-Out Wii, but it Gets 2% Faster With Every Rule Infraction

[@sooperdude22]

Seems like the only two rules of the WVBA are as follows: *1:* Wear boxing gloves. *2:* Don't kill your opponent.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Rule 2 is more like a guideline. A suggestion, really.

[@62swordsmen]

Well they all follow rule 1. but in title defense at least 90% of the fighters sure as hell weren't intending to follow rule 2, especially Aran Ryan

[@flickcentergaming680]

1. Wear gloves 2. Show up 3. Presentation

[@imhooks9403]

Aran Ryan's going to kill Mac sooner or later the more punches he deals with LOADED HORSESHOES in his gloves (and also a flail made of boxing gloves but oh well)

[@Adi_The_Gamer4158]

​@@imhooks9403And not to mention there being HORSESHOES in the flail because he did use those gloves, the same ones as his first fight with LM.

[@Cosplaybuddygiraffes]

I LOVE that none of the fights are 100% clean because Little Mac intrinsically adds an infraction to each matchup because of his age

[@AbandonedHub2]

And then Little Mac brings in two infractions every title defender fight because he's also too young to hold a title

[@RighteousBisonEnjoyer]

Im not liking it past 420

[@floodgaming1846]

besides that glass joe and mr. sandman were the only ones who didn't break a rule.

[@Harpy55]

​@@floodgaming1846 Actually, it said that Glass Joe's hair was too long.

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

I'm surprised that the video is this long considering that Aran Ryan is a walking rule infraction.

[@mageyplss]

I love how they played so well they probably missed a bunch of infractions because the boxer never got a chance to commit them with how short the fights were

[@EthanGW10]

Definitely

[@Team_Orchid]

Honestly I'd count every instance of Popinski drinking soda as 2 infractions. One for drinking when you're not supposed to be drinking and another for steroid use.

[@sansprobus7209]

Isn't the soda only confirmed to be steroids for Title Defense Popinski?

[@sansprobus7209]

Nvm, I didn't realize this video also included Title Defense

[@tanamoxv2160]

Leani poppinski

[@Jimthemoth]

Should be 4 due to soda being sticky, and due to the fact that you are only allowed to drink water.

[@randocalzone8772]

The bottle also counts as a foreign object

[@dawgpad]

The fact that he was too young to fight in all of these fights implies he did all of that within a year.

[@Digicara64]

Matches probably happened every week.

[@ClavaleeDefunct]

Bro got all three titles, defended all them, moved through the circuits, all while suffering countless injuries, especially in cases of illegal maneuvers, and retired within 365 days. What a legend

[@PaypsAgain]

He beat all circuits Then again And retired in like a year The wvba bicycle

[@theoverseer393]

Im just amazed at how short tge iridh menace’s fights were

[@luis-sophus-8227]

and refuses to elaborate when retiring

[@dragonph39]

11:27 Lastest Infraction: - USE OF MAGIC - USING A CLONE That implies the existence of a rule against this

[@xenojin9162]

Technically, no such rule exists. But that doesn't mean it doesn't count as an infraction cuz when in the history of boxing has anyone ever f#cken used magic? It's just another form of cheating.

[@Strawberry_Cubes]

Super late to reply to this. It’s because his clones are techinally sentient (seen in one cutscene talking to each other) so it counts as other fighter in the ring, hence why bear huggers squirrel counts too

[@dragonph39]

@@Strawberry_Cubes maybe... but theres still rules against magic

[@Strawberry_Cubes]

@@dragonph39 IN the og video there was mentioned there was no rule against magic but it’s probably under cheating

[@dragonph39]

@@Strawberry_Cubes well... theres always a first time

[@kattastic9999]

I love that a solid half of these are "who let this literal child in the ring"

[@darrienjones8917]

Right? That alone would cut some numbers off

[@YoshiTheWolf]

"Mac is too young to fight" "mac is too young to hold a title" **m a c i s t o o y o u n g**

[@Mordecai02]

To think if they'd just made Mac a year older, this wouldn't be a problem lmao

[@theinvisibleone5865]

@@Mordecai02 Exactly!

[@jacobrodriguez7365]

Legally you have to be 18 at the least to go into matches but Mac couldn't wait a year cuz he's only 17 and improper weight classing because he fought the world class heavyweight AKA Mike Tyson when he was 107 lb which if he got another pound he would be able to fight anyone in flyweight and the only fly away that is in this is glass Joe

[@borissaurus]

I feel the biggest infraction is that the loading times were still noticeable even at 480% speed.

[@DaakStudios]

Yes

[@girlmeat-beth]

what's weird is i'm 90% sure loading screens have some sort of code to make them take a minimum amount of time, about 7 or 8 seconds. no clue why

[@vulton64]

@@girlmeat-bethfun fact! it could be a "lego island situation" where the game doesn't bother trying to actually see if the game loads and just waits a couple seconds and hopes for the best

[@theinsanegamer1024]

@@vulton64 I thought the code was so bugged because it was loading things backwards? Where most games of the time load a few simple things for the loading screen, putting more effort into loading the area. Lego island however focused on the *loading screen*, so the loading screen was being loaded in very well, while the game would take minutes to load as the resources were mostly focused on the loading screen. That's what I remember hearing, anyway.

[@Bukki13]

bro doesn't realise loading data from a dvd takes time

[@psybombscorpion]

favorite part was that the infractures were building up at a pretty moderate and steady rate until you get to great tiger who just won't stop teleporting around the ring man singlehandedly added like 23 infractions

[@rikoaries]

Is this the magic he trained with?

[@kaydenbell9142]

And it was after every hit too, dude couldn't stop 😭

[@fishpog7685]

I can't believe we live in a society where you're not allowed to whip out some dark magic in the middle of a boxing match

[@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_god]

Yeah that so boring 😑

[@NeotheHero]

Aran Ryan is the biggest rule breaker with 20. He has more infractions than a literal gorilla. Makes me a little glad that we have boxing rules

[@notceaser9246]

Yeah, it's so boring!

[@DaakStudios]

I hate this…

[@TotalDramaHarold]

We do live in a society

[@dazedheart9006]

Keep in mind, this is WITHOUT the weight class thing put in check.

[@KlyosXA]

Was looking through the comments for this one. Weight class violations would have made this video 5-10 minutes shorter.

[@BirdmanDeuce26]

@@KlyosXA I personally just presumed the WVBA operated on an open weight class system. Otherwise Little Mac would’ve been paste by the time he’d get to King Hippo

[@Mario_Mimic]

Even glass Joe is out of his weight class. But it's only a difference of 4 pounds, so I don't think it would tip the scales of the fight that much, especially when the heavier person has lost 99 fights in his entire professional boxing career.

[@PikaFanboy]

@@BirdmanDeuce26 I think that the WVBA is only for freaks of nature anyway, so I'm pretty sure they waive that specific rule. Weight classes don't matter as much to people who outrun bullet trains and punch down buildings.

[@rainbowyoshi9894]

Macho Man single handedly rendered every infraction as meaningless and alowed down time for a breif moment all because of 4 simple words, what a man

[@cheekyhazelnut]

The bogus has been released!

[@ninjastronautguymagenta]

3 words lol.

[@danielmallory4687]

​@ninjastronautguymagenta not the way we say it

[@ninjastronautguymagenta]

@@danielmallory4687 How do you say it?

[@danielmallory4687]

@@ninjastronautguymagenta whaaat a maaaan the 2 extra syllables counts for 1 word

[@KuroKomix]

Worth pointing out that to my knowledge, Great Tiger's turban actually *would* be permitted, as it is recognized as a religious headpiece. The gem on his would not be allowed as it's not normally part of a turban (plus it's apparently a factor in his magic tricks, so would count as illegal use of a foreign object). Glass Joe's headgear in title defense would normally not be permitted without Lil Mac also wearing headgear, but as it's under doctor's orders, it's perfectly legal.

[@KuroKomix]

On Glass Joe's TD Headgear, you could also take it as part of the WVBA's (admittedly extremely loose) regulations. You handed him his 100th loss, and a little known tidbit about the game is that if you, the player, suffer 100 losses, you *also* get a piece of headgear to wear.

[@Trikovioz]

@@KuroKomix are you serious?

[@sonicboy678]

@@Trikovioz If this is about getting the headgear yourself, yes.

[@Trikovioz]

@@sonicboy678 I didn't know that that's kinda cool

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

@@KuroKomix which implies it's within the rules since it seemingly applies to all characters.

[@CryWindy]

Little Macs infractions is literally the basis of “Aren’t you a little young to be boxing?”

[@Tha-mountain]

Yes, yes he is

[@slimballs9650]

He could be considered a prodigy though, especially considering Doc Louis, a former World Circuit champion himself, trained him.

[@LordTyph]

"Yes. Yes I am."

[@maxnicholson7690]

​@@LordTyphWell, okay then!

[@carlbloke8797]

@@slimballs9650 Agreed

[@ImWhitedotsLol]

Infractions You Forgot: Weight Imbalance Anger Issues Lights That Can Blind The Opponent Stealing Gloves Trying To Hit Again After Knock Out

[@jayzell3687]

Eh I'd say the last one is pretty hard to argue, and that the use of lights couldn't be attributed to Super Macho Man necessarily. Use of an unregistered hairpiece is a violation

[@Finn_the_Cat]

​@jayzell3687 putting on the glasses is a cue to the audience to flash their lights to mess with mac. We know this because they don't do it in Title Defense because the audience no longer likes him.

[@spidey5558]

What about the facial hair?

[@jakubpociecha8819]

@@spidey5558 It was already stated in the video during Bear Hugger's part

[@homerogordo5548]

Also taunting the opponent, only putting the rule vs Aran Ryan

[@Turret1004Apaturescience]

I'm shocked that Super Macho Man's use of shades in the fight alongside the fact that he's definitely signaling the audience to flash their bulbs to blind mac doesn't count as an infraction

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

Well like it should though

[@regiboi7709]

Well, can't get everything.

[@Random64]

I mean, he can release the BOGUS so i wouldn't complain

[@krissis1421]

Some things that were included were considered infractions when they weren’t.

[@xetra3245]

Same with Aran Ryan attacking while he's obviously going down

[@s.i.m.poster6823]

26:55 Fun fact: In this training sequence, Mac breaks the sound barrier 17 times reaching Mach 17, but this is not enough to effect others living in New York This is reference to how Mac is 17, and isn't old enough to hold a title or fight.

[@HolyPopeJulian]

MAC IS TOO YOUNG TO FIGHT

[@matthewgagnon9426]

@@HolyPopeJulian He's Little Mac, because if he were Big Mac he'd be a cheeseburger.

[@boxingfrog]

Xander Zayas fought at 17 on television somewhat recently it depends on the commission

[@derthevaporeon]

Latest Infraction: Mac is too young.

[@ethanmcneill1941]

@@derthevaporeon Latest Infraction during or after fight : anything else When a fight starts : MAC IS TOO YOUN FIGHT

[@supergub1]

Technically, all of Soda Popinski's Title Defense drinking infractions should count double, one for drinking during a fight, and another for specifically DOPING DURING A FIGHT HOW THE HELL

[@JimmyBlack7351]

I love how the speed increases everytime Tiger disappears after a punch. Every. Single. One of them.

[@triplebarrelbrainexposer]

bro is a walking infraction

[@gladoseon4117]

@@triplebarrelbrainexposerwell actually he’s floating 🤓

[@themadsuika3909]

​@@gladoseon4117 Yup you're getting another infraction for that

[@StarstruckTundra]

​@@triplebarrelbrainexposerEh... More of a teleporting infraction

[@ZombieFighter95]

I love how Donkey Kong's very existence is already five infractions.

[@madden8021]

Well, more if you count Advertising on his boxing gloves and tie, not having his gloves inspected, bringing his gloves from home "home being D.K Island," eating bananas during the in between rounds, his enterance being dropping down from a staircase leading to nowhere with a barrel and Banana's "technically bringing contraban into the boxing ring", even taunting can also be count as infractions. At least be lucky that our ear drums are saved if the infractions I mentioned would hurt us even more

[@phoenixchampion7]

I get the feeling he kinda just gave up at that point considering every single on of DK's attacks is an illegal maneuver seeing as he doesn't know how to box.

[@jylie_ujelele]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@madden8021i feel like dk’s enterance shouldnt be an infraction, as it is theatrics, similar to most wrestler’s enterances(YES I KNOW WRESTLING AND BOXING ARE DIFFERENT.)

[@animatingangel7946]

In Bald Bull’s first match, his Bull Rush would be counted as an infraction due to him having unchecked anger issues that the WVBA would force him to work on before boxing, in case his anger gets out of hand and he kills his opponent.

[@NatalieExists]

I feel like Sandman punching a poster of little mac so hard that it sends an entire building crumbling to the ground would also fall under this category.

[@Adam-vt7kt]

I wonder if things like "use of magic", "teleporting" and "use of clones" is something they actually wrote in the rules.

[@clodolcmidnights837]

Well, magic isn’t strictly banned But that’s probably because nobody has tried pulling out the ol’ cup and ball trick in the ring yet!

[@familyneves9777]

Use of clones is likely just having someone else fight with you against the opponent, which makes more sense.

[@russiansans4597]

@@clodolcmidnights837 I get that reference

[@Hellwaterva]

bumbles mcfumbles

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

@@familyneves9777 no it isn’t Thé clones don’t actually hurt you, so they technically don’t exist

[@GuyWhoWatchesStuff]

Imagine getting a ticket for one of these fights, and then it's over in less than a minute

[@derekcwly]

Late 80's-early 90's Mike Tyson fights, in a nutshell.

[@MegaZeta]

It really depends, I'd pay a lot to see a guy teleport for real and create magical clones of himself. The suspenders, no

[@MegaZeta]

okay i thought about it. Maybe the suspenders

[@juanca12th]

Imagine paying just to see flamenco get infinited

[@theflev-matic4892]

That's why Undercard fights exist

[@unitymask]

I love how they have separate rules for someone being too young to fight and being too young to hold a title

[@Shyguymask]

This video made me realize boxing rules are a lot stricter than I imagined.

[@kingofsnacks8566]

Yep

[@tibby4503]

Hi shyguymask!

[@buffboyduff2299]

Here before this kinda blows up

[@laurentiusmcmxcv]

PvZ Adventure Mode but it speeds up by 1% every time a zombie says "brains"

[@Blockbustah]

Btd6 but every war crime game gets 2 % faster

[@Youtuber24683]

15:22 - The amount of infractions became so ghastly, the player was forced to switch controllers.

[@RewriteTheLilGuy]

306 likes and no replies? Let me fix that. Plus, he's going against the "Best of the best". I sure would switch my controller.

[@MomazosDoritos]

​@@RewriteTheLilGuy thanks for actually adding something to the conversation instead of just trying to start a chain 🙏

[@edsprake5273]

By the way they didn’t change because of the speed they changed because their controller had like no battery

[@YoutubeYetkilileri]

​@@RewriteTheLilGuynpc

[@RewriteTheLilGuy]

@@KZbinYetkilileri Who lettin lil bro cook after school 😭🙏

[@Grantypoo]

When Great Tiger appears you know it's all over for the video speed

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

Aran Ryan: look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power, mac!

[@Finn_the_Cat]

I love how you included release the bogus as an act of good lol

[@kosho2994]

lmao I read it as "Act of God"

[@Finn_the_Cat]

@@kosho2994 that too

[@ryanhernandez8324]

Does it decrease the infraction count?

[@Finn_the_Cat]

@@ryanhernandez8324 yes

[@randocalzone8772]

@@ryanhernandez8324 By a morbillion, yes

[@BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons]

I’m absolutely floored that the Bull Charge isn’t an illegal move.

[@HolyPopeJulian]

It's really an uppercut which you can see if you dodge it

[@icarusmarioFAN]

I'm trying to find if it's illegal to run at the opponent before a punch, but I'm not finding anything, which makes sense because that's a really stupid thing to doin an actual boxing match

[@GuyWhoWatchesStuff]

​@@icarusmarioFANI mean you see what's happened to the man's head, should be proof enough of that

[@KBX12Gaming]

@@icarusmarioFAN conor vs floyd where conor tried to run anf then got counterpunched

[@pantheman2842]

I think the biggest problem Bull has is his anger issues. These are shown before the charge.

[@zemufinman1639]

I wonder how many infractions could have been solved if Mac waited a year to fight

[@dontcallmechris8677]

About 42

[@Finn_the_Cat]

39 actually, 26 for each Contender and TD fights and skip the first 3 of the minor circuit for title holding​@@dontcallmechris8677

[@Iniosiun421]

​13 (×2) for every fight, another 13 for the title defense mode and 3 for each title

[@nitumaki3817]

I actually feel like seeing what actions count as a infraction or not actually gives some character more personality. Best example for me would be bald bull, where despite his anger problems doesn’t do commit a single infraction.

[@oksry7637]

Well he throws a Dumbbell INTO TJE CROWD and attacks the referee

[@icarusmarioFAN]

I mean, that's only cuz he gets knocked out in these fights before he's able to commit an infraction.

[@absollnk]

​@@icarusmarioFANyeah, I feel like the bull charge headbutt is probably illegal

[@ZeltThePotatoBoi]

​@@absollnkit would be if it was an actual headbutt, but it's just a really overexaggerated uppercut

[@absollnk]

@@ZeltThePotatoBoi oh damn I didn't know lol

[@johngrace1312]

I appreciate how Sandman in his first fight is the only title holder to fight completely clean

[@miltoast]

bald bull exists

[@lowrngy]

disco kid exists

[@HammerThales]

​@@lowrngyimproper attire in TD

[@christiancoleman4915]

Piston hondo exist

[@Klausweichen]

​@@miltoastattacks the ref Does headbuts

[@Its_Jimmy_Time]

WVBA rules: 1: Wear boxing gloves 2: Fight 3: Background in boxing preferred but not necessary

[@awesomeface7777]

I love to imagine use of magic as an actual specific Infraction in actual boxing

[@pacifistminigun3987]

Ikr lmao

[@coolboyyo654]

we all remember that match in the 70s where that rule was first made

[@MegaZeta]

I'm curious what would be invoked if it happened and everyone knew it was actual magic

[@logandunlap9156]

@@MegaZetaspirit of the game, probably

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

They also included using a clone as an infraction, which is just as hilarious

[@DerpyTheShreddingProto]

the fact that “mac is too young” appears before every fight makes me die laughing

[@Eden_9913]

It’s kinda like dis Little Mac: exist inside the ropes of boxing Him: *that’s a rule infraction*

[@Hellwaterva]

@@Eden_9913 *boxing in general

[@khaeldranis2564]

That's the funny thing though, you can box at 17 with permission from the league. It's completely irrelevant if Mac is 18

[@calemr]

However, they missed "Mac is too light". He's Minimum-Weight division, while Everyone is above that. Even Glass Joe is Light-Flyweight division.

[@wtgkanp2431]

He's also extremely out of his weight category, with most of these opponents double his weight.

[@KAMIGENO]

In regards to Little Mac: -Jump attacks are infractions. -Exposing your back to the opponent is an infraction since you are not allowed to hit an opponent from behind. It would he considered throwing the fight. --In addition, hitting Super Macho Man's back AND hitting the back of his head are infractions. -If the W.V.B.A. uses Golden Glove rules, then his age is *not* an infraction. Otherwise, he must be 18. -Big circuit professional boxing does not allow fighters to wear torso coverings during the match, so each World Circuit match incurs an infraction. --Little Mac would also not be able to wear any headgear during the World Circuit, by the by. -Hitting Aran Ryan while he is going down (despite it being very well-deserved) is an infraction. You are not allowed to hit someone going down nor someone who is already down. -In order to compete in professional boxing, the boxer is required to compete in 20 matches... so this is definitely an infraction you commit in this playthrough when you hit World Circuit. Some stuff for opponents: -Hair must be short or styled correctly as to avoid vision being obscured OR it getting yanked out. -Attacks with the sides of gloves are not allowed. -Taunting is an infraction because it is disrespectful and unsportsmanlike, though this is typically up to the ref to decide. -Doping is very against the rules.

[@wubilicious4158]

The two most motivation shattering infractions; - Mac is too young to hold a title - Mac is too young to fight bruh why you gotta ruin his dreams like that D:

[@jwithextrajj]

To be fair, all he has to do is wait a bit.

[@sprshb1852]

I am pretty sure you can join at 17 in some areas. Wilfred Benítez earned his first of three world titles at 17. Source: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilfred_Ben%C3%ADtez Hell even kids can fight other kids as long as they are 14-15 and fight near their age so there is no advantage.

[@PaypsAgain]

@@jwithextrajj like a few months and he would be fine Imagine Hello I'm 17 and 11 months old

[@wormius7350]

Great Tiger: *Does literally anything* That’s another infraction.

[@conntoons_4848]

Why is it so hard for Tiger to box normally

[@Synthc4t]

he's a living, walking infraction honestly, great tiger should have become a wrestler instead, that would suit his talents a lot more

[@QueenAleenaFan]

@@Synthc4t he is certainly a good Showman. He could do well as a face or a heel

[@flamingdog9207]

Dude shoulda considered taking up wrestling. WWE or like AEW or what have you would love him! Probably make for a good heel.

[@NatalieExists]

If you're talking about why the speed kept going up during his fight, it's because he teleports back into position after getting hit and each teleport counts as an infraction

[@christiancoleman4915]

"Quick feet mac, quick feet" proceeds to jump rope at mach speed

[@pamoon_]

When you really think about it, during title defense, how many boxers legitimately wanted to kill Little Mac?

[@Codeheart]

Answer: Yes

[@cindyskullz]

I think Piston Hondo is the only one who had no ill intentions with Mac. He’s the only one keeping it together and being a complete professional

[@MikeHawk-bg5ss]

@@cindyskullz what about Disco kid?

[@cindyskullz]

@@MikeHawk-bg5ss U Right. Dude just wants to dance, he could care less about Mac lol.

[@Kingpharaohgaming]

@@cindyskullz same with glass Joe as the man literally just wanted to box and wasn't really pissed off much within the fact that he lost again, he was just nervous about his amount of concussions.

[@chains-1121]

Technically offering an opponent a free hit would be an infraction. Aran does that a few times

[@TotalDramaHarold]

Boxing has weird rules

[@exi_m7074]

I don’t think it’s against the rules to let the opponent attack you attack first

[@celestine-valentine6993]

@@exi_m7074 Yes but provoking and taunting them into hitting you is against the rules

[@LightSoul-8]

@@celestine-valentine6993 Then Don Flamenco is definitely getting in trouble

[@tammid8423]

Same for SMM

[@sintanan469]

I love how the lore of the Punch Out series paints Bad Bull as this villainous character, but fights without a single infraction.

[@lockheedmartinf-22raptor73]

Until he attacks the ref.

[@legoferrari14]

I'm surprised that the Cleanest Fighter is a tie between Mr. Sandman and _Bald Bull_ of all fighters, though if you did include the losing animations against all the fighters, I'm certain Bald Bull would get an infraction for *attacking the referee* in Title Defence.

[@Zetact_]

Well Sandman is one of the cleanest inside the ring but destroying a building with his bare hands means that he's the only one outside of Aran Ryan who has potentially killed a man.

[@robertwoods3871]

Not just an infraction, a lifetime ban.

[@exi_m7074]

@@Zetact_ he could have likely killed multiple people in that building.

[@youtubeisstupid1952]

@@exi_m7074 tbh if they didn't leave the moment they sensed he was outside the building that's their own fault /s

[@testname4464]

Doesn't Bald Bull headbutt you with the bull charge?

[@VitaEmerald324]

I find it wild that Aran Ryan had so few infractions in his contender fight due to getting IKOed.

[@HelpMein]

is trying to swing when getting knocked down illegal? he clearly makes an attempt to hit mac

[@zerwardzelaiine7622]

@@HelpMein and he does actually hit mac in title defense with the illegal equipment, so wouldn't that be like 2 infractions there?

[@jmurray1110]

3 bring out the flail actually issuing the flail hitting while going down Intent to cheat is also a rule break

[@samuelfernandesoliveira]

@@HelpMein yes it is , when you show signs of falling or getting knocked out that means you are preparing to fall and the referee is ready to count down , attempts to hit can be disorienting for everybody it counts as a infraction either way if it was expected

[@DoodleDude50]

In total aran Ryan had about 19 infractions, WOW

[@CraftyScotty99]

29:40 I love that it's slowed down only for the “Release the… bogus” line.

[@MothDax]

The fact that releasing the bogus temporarily undid every previous infraction and more speaks to its infamy The bogus has saved us all

[@daniguay88]

The game: **Going only at a slightly increased speed** The entire world circuit minus Mr. Sandman: "Now this looks like a job for me"

[@thatonedude05]

Great Tiger, who committed *_20 INFRACTIONS_* in his World Circuit fight alone: "Gentlemen."

[@sirpetsalot2075]

@@thatonedude05 he used clones so he didn't do it alone

[@JohnFortner1]

Meet the rule breaker

[@emilarellano6730]

Bald bull having none like what how

[@sirpetsalot2075]

@@emilarellano6730 prob because he didn't even let bald bull hit him

[@Trikovioz]

I sat here like "I wonder how many Aran Ryan is gonna add to this" only to see Great Tiger adding the most just for existing.

[@wilburwilliams36]

I mean, magic powers are a *little* unfair right?

[@Zetact_]

Great Tiger uses magic every time he gets hit. Aran Ryan cheats every time he attacks. In a speedrun where someone can KO Aran Ryan in a single knockdown it's kind of tilted against the ol' Irishman.

[@christianadriandelarosagar7261]

😂😂😂

[@LucarioDoT]

@@Zetact_ They don't even count every thrown punch as an infraction in that fight

[@KieferSkunk]

15:07 - Dropping the soda bottle on the floor while passed out should be considered littering.

[@Ars-Nova258]

I would love to see Books on Boxing Rules and Regulations that state: “ No Magic including but not limited to teleportation and cloning, and no manhole covers.”

[@brawlmasterjoelstudios]

Well, the manhole cover counts as body armor

[@marcar9marcar972]

Might be covered by the same rules as horseshoes and weapons

[@exi_m7074]

To be honest, I’d say the Manhole Cover would count as outside weaponry/armor.

[@BrolyLSSJ01]

Add “no using animals” to that list.

[@dazcarrr]

you forgot the infractions for mac being in the wrong weight class, he's not even heavy enough to face glass joe

[@deadersurvival4716]

Nope, in amateur wrestling and boxing, a smaller fighter (or female fighter because the people who standardized the rules decided women were weaker) can volunteer to fight in a heavier division (or an equivalent men's division).

[@KopperNeoman]

@deadersurvival4716 Women ARE weaker, you idiot. Massively so. So much so that a woman in peak physical condition is still at a disadvantage against an untrained man. It's like a man fighting a chimp.

[@GuyWhoWatchesStuff]

...however Disco kid is litterly at the complete opposite end of the weight class spectrum, and Little Mac should've been tested for speed after that win

[@gladoseon4117]

@@GuyWhoWatchesStuffand then there’s Bear Hugger, who is 4 times Mac’s weight, and King Hippo, who is so heavy that they couldn’t even weigh him, likely because he broke all of the scales they tried to weigh him with. No amount of substance abuse will make the King Hippo fight even close to manageable for Mac.

[@GuyWhoWatchesStuff]

@@gladoseon4117 and DK, I hope I don't need to explain the problem with the weight of and strength of a gorilla

[@grey3247]

Every time Ryan throws a punch it's likely an infraction Intent to cheat with the horseshoes is an infraction but using them is a different infraction

[@jackclifton5434]

Mac started Super Macho Man at 69 infractions and ended Super Macho Man 2 at 169 infractions. I’m sure that means something, it’s gotta mean something.

[@cole009productions7]

Lol to be fair, the bogus was released so that removed ONE infraction

[@Swinsl]

Whatever it is, it's pretty nice.

[@bertinethomas279]

I'm the 169 it's also mean something

[@daiganmonceaux7347]

​@@cole009productions7it actually didn't remove any infractions. It was at 165 before it and 165 after it

[@cole009productions7]

@@daiganmonceaux7347 Oh, then Jack was right all along

[@andermousecheese5609]

After watching the video I've concluded that *MAC IS TOO YOUNG TO LIVE*

[@horridamalgamation]

So he’s a premature baby

[@albertomeda9944]

@@horridamalgamation wut also i almost wrote sure on accident

[@MALware7170]

@@albertomeda9944 found the premature baby

[@albertomeda9944]

@@MALware7170 WUT

[@PaypsAgain]

Sorry Mac but I have to put you down

[@Shoebil]

29:40 the best infraction of them all...!

[@Kokushibo-uz1hy]

RELEASE THE BOGUS 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥❗❗

[@Nerfed245]

Its makes me unreasonably happy that the last opponent you face (sandman) plays the most fair with a whopping 0 infractions

[@danthesalmon7362]

Don Flamanco?

[@eternalsnowfan02]

roses in the ring@@danthesalmon7362

[@eternalsnowfan02]

+ the toupee

[@FlayedFather]

Piston Honda had 0 infractions

[@afrophoenix3111]

@@FlayedFather Headband.

[@LoneOtaku158]

Infraction #69: Mac is too Young This shit writes itself.

[@Digicara64]

People who don't know what 69 *actually* means: HaHa fUnNy nUmBeR Go bRr1!1

[@PaypsAgain]

I saw it and was like: Why do I hear pedos unite?

[@syntheticsaturn]

once went down a fandom wiki rabbit role and read through every punch-out character's list of (incredibly in-depth) rule infractions so i am so hyped this video exists

[@poppythedogofwonders]

I like how Great Tiger pretty much almost doubled the speed due to his magic use, the gym they fight at must be mafia owned to allow all this

[@TempoName]

I love that Mac's age is counted for EVERY fight

[@mrbonlino]

I was thinking to myself 'surely you'd only count it the one time.' But then, who keeps permitting this underage boxer into the ring, so it would keep being an infraction

[@TheJthedog]

Makes it even funnier when you realize that means he literally retires after a single year boxing since he’s 17 during his fight with glass Joe

[@rubberglovesandwich9889]

I mean Benitez became champ at 17. I'm not sure where they got this rule from. If you want a more recent example then Zayas fought at age 17 in 2019.

[@SmollerishBean]

The crazy thing about Aran Ryan is that if we sped up from every one of his infractions, he alone would speed up the video by 4×

[@Chillwave6]

Mac is such a good boy that the only rule he'll break in a fight is being too young

[@MHSchonberg]

Well, technically 2 in fighting outside of his weight class. But when you’ve got people over 400 pounds fighting and a literal gorilla that probably weighs over 600? Maybe weight classes aren’t that big of a stopping point

[@pacolozanogonzalez7551]

He also has unpropper attire, no shirts allowed

[@Chillwave6]

@@pacolozanogonzalez7551 oh, i didn't know that's actually improper attire, i honestly thought boxing attire is shirtless because of the combat sport involving a lot of sweat, and that a tank top would've been fine since it doesn't interfere by for example being too long sleeved since it doesn't have any.

[@pacolozanogonzalez7551]

@@Chillwave6 i guess it follows the same principle than no beards, it may help cushion some lighter hits and even slip them off if you're sweaty enough you wet the shirt

[@funnymannotfunny]

His 3-star punch involves him going into the air, which could be considered a jump attack, and spinning in the air which briefly turns his back on the opponent.

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

Consider how fast the video would be if all the corner infractions were included

[@flickcentergaming680]

...sweet Lord.

[@TankTheDragon]

Ah, everyone but Aron Ryan stays on the other side of the ring when their opponent is down, I'm sure it's fine

[@Maozedongcat]

Ding it’s done

[@GunsGodGuts478]

7:47 In the NES version of punch out, king hippo and piston Honda have headgear, but it’s removed before the fight.

[@SniperOnSunday]

Sounds about right.

[@paddythelegend1671]

Little Mac became the champion, defended his title, fought DK and retired all before he was actually allowed to fight

[@ceoofyes8214]

I like the “Mac is too young” and watching him beat the living shit out of each boxer in quick succession

[@Beta-TheJ]

Imagine losing your title as champion to someone that isn't even supposed to be able to go against you

[@sillyalert14]

​@@Beta-TheJNot even for your safety, for HIS!

[@madden8021]

Disco kid having a Disco Ball before the match is an infraction Donkey Kong bringing gloves from home "aka D.K Island" and not having them inspected, having his gloves and tie advertised, eating banana's during an intermission, dropping down from a staircase out of nowhere with a barrel and bananas, taunting are infractions

[@OjamaIndigo]

Both the disco ball and the barrel/bananas are items for entrance theatrics and thus allowed

[@nm5329]

Might be a minor thing, but wouldn't Great Tiger's teleporting before the start of the match be considered part of stage theatrics, and therefore not be an intraction? The rest of his magic, though, definitely illegal.

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

Why though Is it not simply more advanced dodging?

[@TotalDramaHarold]

Good point

[@DusBeforeDawn2008]

Ain't no rule about teleporting inside the ring

[@syrusgrove8682]

@@DusBeforeDawn2008 Probably becuase no one started teloporting during a Boxing match.

[@syrusgrove8682]

@@godricktheminecrafted3113 Also you could teloport on your feet if your about to be knocked down making it basically impossible to beat you and making way more than just "Advanced dodging".

[@randocalzone8772]

29:40 When I started the video, i was hoping that if the Bogus gets Released, it would be highlighted. And it was!

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

What is that? An inside joke in the Punch-Out community?

[@kamikazer6484]

@@LloydTheZephyrian yes

[@Jack_Woods]

I mean you GOTTA be updated if the bogus has been releaed

[@goldmagikarp9579]

The fact that out of all the fighters in the Circuits, the only one to have the cleanest possible fight with Mac is *Bald Bull* is hilarious for me

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

Disco kid was clean in the minor circuit. Honestly Bald Bull's charge is probably some form of illegal

[@taotd]

You've forgotten the obvious infractions of nobody wearing mouth guards

[@andermousecheese5609]

I don't think it's necessary

[@royalgarcia231]

They do actually have mouth guards. In promotional art of Mac knocking out Glass Joe you can see his mouth guard in the air.

[@Local_Sand_Eater]

I think that's not necessary something I would consider obvious the weight classes

[@eliasdex1236]

26:38 I just realized you missed Don Flamenco's illegal maneuver. He tried to clap you with the side of his glove which is not allowed. Only punches are.

[@00F]

Oh interesting. Can’t believe I missed that

[@ecksdee9768]

@@00F release the bogus

[@rosemarygonzalez6010]

@@00F if don Wins in title defense his rose goes from black to red but it happens outside of the fight, should that count

[@frownyclowny6955]

@@rosemarygonzalez6010 that’s very minor magic use that occurs only when the fight has concluded, so I think it shouldn’t count

[@SoupCanMafia]

@@00F 26:30 as well, he does what is basically a chop.

[@Davian2073]

Infractions: - Use of magic - Using a clone Yeah, normal infractions

[@Headhunter1032]

Don flamenco’s little squeaks while strutting on stage is hysterical to me XD 26:14

[@slimballs9650]

Especially at 2x speed.

[@Shadoboy]

After the first fights: Speed has increased, the video is going slightly faster. After Great Tiger: The video has snorted cocaine.

[@PaypsAgain]

MAC I JUST SNORTED AN ENTIRE SUITCASE FULL OF COC AND IM STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS!!

[@silverflight01]

Aran Ryan SNES: Played fair Aran Ryan Wii: Cheat here, cheat there, infractions everywhere!

[@SargonPG3D]

In the SNES version he utilizes clinching which is normally allowed, except he deals harm during the clinch, which is illegal

[@LedLawless]

The first 4 fights, Mac shouldn't be penalized for being too young. It is the Minor Circuit, after all.

[@ootfan7882]

Lol

[@EthanGW10]

Just got the joke as I was about to scroll through the comments

[@jakubpociecha8819]

Ironic, considering the two oldest boxers, Glass Joe and Von Kaiser, are in this circuit

[@AnAveragePurplePikmin]

​@@jakubpociecha8819 And Hippo King speaks T-Rex so he's probably atleast 5 billion years old.

[@jakubpociecha8819]

@@AnAveragePurplePikmin Bro is older than the Earth 💀

[@inkadinkadoo260]

I liked the part where it said that Mac was too young to fight and too young to hold a title.

[@retro3188]

You only needed the “too young” *once,* 00F.

[@PaypsAgain]

Which one ? Mine was that one time before aran Ryan

[@mrlemonade281]

18:14 "Twenty One"

[@conntoons_4848]

The kid from Vine is all grown up and still believes 9 + 10 is 21

[@AspieOld]

You missed an instance of taunting when Bear Hugger sticks out his tongue in contender mode

[@VitaEmerald324]

There was also a “need a hug?” that got missed, bring the one that knocked Mac down.

[@laggy3099]

Is taunting not allowed in boxing?

[@aradia9726]

@@laggy3099 iirc its considered unsportsmanlike conduct

[@arealhumanbean3058]

Isn't Sandman's "dreamland" also a taunt?

[@VitaEmerald324]

I’d call “afraid? BOO!” a taunt.

[@Pepeutra]

The 2x speed infinite Don Flamenco combo was just the funniest thing to me

[@creepykoala7255]

12:32 timestamp

[@CuppzGeo]

16:19, not only the last digits are 69, but the infraction counter is 69 too

[@kikiretzorg1467]

I definitely think a lot of maneuvers should count as unsportsmanlike conduct and/or throwing the fight. Like, say, Bear Hugger stopping to blow a raspberry at Little Mac or Piston Hondo _bowing mid-round._

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

Well the bowing is a sportsmanship thing in japan, but yeah the raspberry is absolutely unsportsmanlike

[@emberthefox4951]

I feel that "Mac is too young" should have been counted simultaneously with the pre-fight infractions. By Super Macho Man it was getting difficult to read them before "Mac is too young" made it's next appearance. Edit: Commented a little too soon, it began getting counted simultaneously with title defense. Other than that though, great video!

[@octogorb9853]

He got 27 infractions if you want to know.

[@noahmaldonado5461]

Tip: slow down the video to 0.5x when the speed reaches 2x or more

[@DankFirewolf]

@@noahmaldonado5461 Ah yes. Ruin the whole point of the video. Fun. (Seriously, why do that it in the first place? Just pause to read.)

[@thatdamncrow9197]

@@DankFirewolf i think hes saying to see the infractions

[@seadragon4425]

I like how it goes to absolute hell whenever it gets to king hippo, bear hugger, great tiger, and Aran Ryan

[@GodlyNib]

While I'm sure "magic" and "clones" aren't included in the rule book, I'm sure it'd fall under the "air bud clause", along with the ladder could be argued as "illegal teaming."

[@MSAWCartoonist]

the sonic-speed beatdown td bald bull gives himself in his pre-game cutscene will forever be funny to me

[@MSAWCartoonist]

time 28:48

[@Dooperbooperlooper]

@@MSAWCartoonistcool pfp

[@MSAWCartoonist]

@@Dooperbooperlooper thanks :]

[@CoraCreates]

Agreed.

[@VITAS874]

Crazy b 😂

[@SniperOnSunday]

27:38 I don't think "Use of steroids" need be questioned when the stuff allows him to pull a truck with his teeth.

[@ZekeTheThunderWolf]

I guess it makes sense that every time he boxes, time passes, and he never ages enough to be of legal age.

[@michaellevin664]

Well! This isn't a place I expected to see you-

[@CycleMantis]

The pace of Little Mac's career is absolutely astonishing, fighting dozens of matches over the course of less than a year probably left at least SOME irreparable damage.

[@HolyPopeJulian]

MAC IS TOO YOUNG TO FIGHT

[@DementisXYZ]

I find it strangely amazing that, aside from Mac being too young, the first bald bull fight was a completely legitimate match. Edit: BOTH bald bull fights are completely legitimate? Wow, he may be a jerk, but he has my respect for being the only honest fighter.

[@bdhhsgbyddhggg]

Sandman.

[@arealhumanbean3058]

Bald Bull's only infraction is when he wins and attacks the ref

[@typostitch544]

@🏳️‍🌈⃠[Ace Attorney] Lord Fawful And for having hot steaming towels with him inbetween matches.

[@KareemHillJr]

Flamenco 1 as well, since he only pulled out the rose right before he was knocked out.

[@lunalesombras1150]

Also Disco Kid

[@zoriathevoidmage]

"Use of magic," "Teleporting," and "Use of clones" being illegal is amazing

[@cherrycolareal]

That 1st Glass Joe fight was just pure incineration.

[@FamilyGuyJoe256]

You forgot that the intent to cheat and actually cheating are different so Aron Ryan would be breaking 2 rules for the horse shoe in his gloves

[@Frog_Chef]

25:41 Breaking rules: Teleporting Teleporting Teleporting and clones

[@haydes1285]

It’s funny how even as slight a difference as 8% things start sounding weird

[@bigalf2320]

Gotta say hearing Alvin say super macho man and then spinning while missing all his punches and THEN getting an uppercut is quite funny

[@Micha-Hil]

31:40 "Animals cant fight" should have been replaced with "what the fuck?"

[@abigriffin9496]

Love how it was a pretty normal speed until King Hippo, at which point it really went off the rails.

[@ironball2847]

If this was 2% exponential, the final speed multiplier would've been 47.5x.

[@LynR.M.1378]

So the video would have been about 25-30 minutes shorter

[@GG553]

I always forget Mac is 17, I always think he's like 20 or at LEAST a legal adult

[@obamium5016]

wouldnt different weightclasses count as an infraction too?

[@Prodawg]

Against the organizers, not the fighters. Technically

[@UPW1915]

I mean if everyone is heavier than Mac ya know what look up Bumbles McFumbles and you’ll get the answer 👍🏼

[@Scott27663]

@@UPW1915 in that case the "mac's too young" shouldn't be cuz "he got recommend (?)"

[@UPW1915]

Wait that means the video should speed up all the time 😧

[@thePersonoyt]

@@Scott27663 no, it's an infracction against mac