Batman and Joker being lovers - Love Story (a batjokes compilation)

[@pikachuneoncat6480]

Love how Batman's fear is literally just disappointing his father.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Isn't that everyone's fear when it comes down to it

[@pikachuneoncat6480]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Exactly.

[@cunnyman]

Asian Batman

[@isaaccraig8711]

Don't forget The Joker in a thong

[@pikachuneoncat6480]

@@isaaccraig8711 Oh, how could I?

[@fruitymothman3255]

Honestly, the Telltale game is the one reason I've been sent down the BatJokes spiral because John had the audacity to be a cute dork with Bruce-

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Telltale convinced a lot of people :D It brough this ship to the mainstream, for better or for worse

[@peipeigacha]

same oml

[@suckondeeznutskaeya]

Bruh same, and the Lego Batman movie too

[@despaiirx5487]

That was the reason I got sent here. I DIDNT MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS JOHN 😭😭😭

[@PowerwolfAddict]

Yeah that's basically the only version of Batjokes like

[@wolfywlf3983]

“You’ve always been my ace Batman “ “The ace in the whole” *clarinet solo*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Now I never want to hear the phrase "Ace in a hole" again XD

[@kyraisdead7876]

Can we just appreciate how they don't add random out of place sound effects and their jokes are actually funny-

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Haha, I myself don't really like over-edited videos :D I mean, when it comes to musical edits etc I LOVE overedition, but when it comes to an actual informative presentation, it's kinda annoying. Tho it's funny that you find my jokes to be... funny :D Because I feel that this is probably the least funny episode so far

[@shadow_shine3578]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 trust me we agree. Having to have a finger on the volume button and still get ears blasted is what usually keeps me from watching these things in first place.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@shadow_shine3578 Awh, then I'm sad to say that I'm guilty of some earrapes too 😅 They never were intentional tho, it's just that I'm a dumbass and don't proofcheck the volume in my videos lol

[@anothercarttogo1819]

John: *"Ooh! I've got an idea. Let's play pretend."* Bruce: *"Uh-- What?"* John: *"You be Harley"* Bruce: 12:56 **bisexual panic kicks in** ydroyfxorSYivh

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I purposely didn't add any text into that scene because EVERYTHING you could think up would fit there XD "I thought we're gonna leave this to bed." "Harley? What does Harley say? Don't you wanna boom boom on my bouncy bongos mr Jay? Shit." "But I don't want to pretend to be Harley! I wanna be me! :("

[@anothercarttogo1819]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 srugughsgj XD so true tho

[@Sir.Mcdoodles]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 AHAHAHAHA I LOVE U DUDE PLS

[@SaffronFire]

I am of the opinion wether con sourly or not John only wanted to do that so he could flirt with Bruce without him really knowing (he did though. He knew).

[@loganebberts5841]

THAT PART JUST PLAYED AS I READ THAT XD

[@_Tahiti_]

"The clowns crazy but he's onto something" People describing me

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

People describe me as just "The clown"

[@_Tahiti_]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Lmao 🤣

[@natcat9847]

You: and then they went on holiday *Plays Killing Joke* Me, already on the verge of a breakdown:

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Batman and Joker went officially on holidays in Batman Europa :)

[@natcat9847]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 LMAO TRUE my fav Batman comic ngl DX always love seeing your stuff and seeing all of the media I’ve consumed in one place :p

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@natcat9847 It's one of my faves too, because of the beautiful art. And haha, yeesss, I share your batjokes excitement 😀

[@bonksunk5240]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 😭😭

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

12:40 joker and his big ass Frappuccino and bruce and his little espresso cup is the cutest thing ever. We love lunch dates during work hours

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That's what I was saying! Bruce and his tiny cup XD

[@shimerrill967]

They really do have a “Special” kind of relationship

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

They're both "special" XD

[@shimerrill967]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Haha 😂 yes

[@jokester702]

Ah Yes "Special"

[@pastelguts6182]

I need a comp of Joker and Catwoman being catty towards each other. Seriously every scene/moment I have ever seen with the two of them they _haaattteeeee_ each other lmao

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I'd LOVE to do that! :D But from my experiences, people hate "Catwoman" and "Joker" in one sentence, so not sure how such video would do XD Like when I tell people I ship batjokes, everybody's like 'cool'. When I tell people I ship catjokes, everybody's like OMGWHXBSDOIDYSYOUDOWHAT

[@missplebbharuko]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Sad but true

[@RedeemerofDark]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Sounds like how people handle Charisk and Chans.

[@guntherhasregrets1954]

@@RedeemerofDark I'm in a bit of a shock after reading that. People go for Chans? Really?

[@RedeemerofDark]

@@guntherhasregrets1954 Obviously it's not as popular as Soriel but yeah.

[@laurelsilberman5705]

I like that you pointed out how the scene in Telltale where John and Bruce are getting coffee together, the whole “you’re my light outside of Arkham” spiel is totally John telling Bruce how he really feels about him, and the whole “let’s role play me and Harley” comes across as a thinly veiled pretext for his confession, hehehehe.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Absolutely, John is more self aware than he lets out in the Telltale series. His character is quite an enigma :D

[@SpeedyCheetahCub]

The thing about Telltale Joker is that he is actually super smart, he just is socially awkward. He struggles with how to proceed when it comes to relationships, he isn't great at reading a room, and he has trouble with not using violence. But all of that doesn't mean he's stupid or blind. Personally, I think he suspected that Bruce was Batman all the way back in season 1 but he wasn't certain until season 2 when he saw Bruce leave when the Batsignal appeared. He never brought it up because he didn't want to lose his relationship with Bruce, and he probably realized that Batman wouldn't be a fan of his new friends, so he figured that Bruce could still be a part of his life in his civilian identity.

[@wassup1564]

9:29 "thats for messing with MY batman!" LOVE

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Go find your own hero

[@batjokescosplay]

Hey, I'm shooting a Batjokes cosplay. Please look, I'm trying very hard❤😌

[@Rose-yx6jq]

Alfred's drew you a bath joke was funny.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Ikr! That delivery was amazing!

[@iluhvpiink]

LMFAOO NOT JOKER LITERALLY PUSHING HARLEY OUT OF A WINDOW 😭

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Disregard female jesters

[@franklinmjr1642]

She is irrelevant.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@franklinmjr1642 XD That's the best way anyone has ever described Harley

[@PaperHatLad]

its weird how joker is either the most villanious creature in existence with the most foul plans ever, or a kinda goofy dude who does horrid crimes but in a kinda goofy, whimsical way

[@P4tton._.Fr0g]

He's always a little bit of both tbh XD Just look at the Arkham games Joker (or the Batman 2004 joker, they're my two favorites) ! He's both at the same time hehe, i think it's the spirit of his character! The joker was originally created as a one off fun character! He always was that silly clown (it's such a shame that some modern DC writers are losing that aspect of him :/ ) He's an icon tbh :]]

[@layneisinpayne2473]

Bruce is kinda a himbo if you think about it

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I had to google the term XD You think Bruce isn't smart? I mean... I guess that's how he plays the persona of Bruce Wayne :D

[@layneisinpayne2473]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 well I dunno sometimes he can be a bit of a himbo for the title of "world's greatest detective" :3

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@layneisinpayne2473 I think that's just bad writing XD

[@thewintermole]

Your videos are turning me into a massive Batjokes shipper, I never realized how complicated their relationship is, and ships like that are some of my favourite to explore and think about. So really thank you for these.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

If you think this is complicated, you've never read the comics! :D

[@thewintermole]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 from the time it took me to write this reply, I have read a few of the comics and oh my fucking god. I’m also playing all of TellTale Batman I’m down deep 😰

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@thewintermole Telltale is vanilla shit, batjokes for normies 🤣 Give the Arkham series a play!

[@thewintermole]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I know a friend who has Arkam city, as soon as I'm done with TellTale I'm fucking stealing it from him

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@thewintermole That's the spirit 😂👍

[@jacoballmon9963]

11:24 Au/comic idea Batman and joker eventually grow old together and they end up on they’re last outing together as Batman and joker simply sitting at a secluded area and spend time with each other laughing at what they did when they were young

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

In the silver age there was an official DC comic book where old Batman visits Joker who's just this harmless old man and is very happy about Batman staying over :D Saying that, as a villain, he lives a lonely life, so he's happy that someone remembered him

[@wodekw6862]

I mean, once batman retires joker would just "retire" too. Joker literally went sane thinking that Batman is dead

[@raindeer9787]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I want to read that so bad just the sound of it makes me want to sob 😭

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@wodekw6862 Once Batman retires, Joker dies. Literally. Joker is Batman's reflection. And when he has nothing to reflect from, he becomes non-existent

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@raindeer9787 Turns out I was wrong about some things :D But I found the comic!... Well, my friend did, lol. I'll give you a link readcomiconline.li/Comic/Batman-1940/Issue-145?id=17759#26

[@Gunslinger.Maniacs]

8:51 :: Batman: No, you don't understand! Jason: What? Batman: I love him.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Nightwing would understand, it's Jason Todd who doesn't 😂

[@Gunslinger.Maniacs]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I can never tell between all the characters skksk sorry

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@Gunslinger.Maniacs tell me about it 😂😂 all the Robins look the same

[@Gunslinger.Maniacs]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 That's one of my biggest issues with Joker depictions, too, they often just look like copies of each other. That's why 2004 Joker is my favorite, him and Telltale at least.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@Gunslinger.Maniacs Well, you can't reach far from canon, that's a risk :D And I'm glad Batman 2004 took it, like, holy damn, that design is so sick

[@rei6308]

"I hate it when you make sense" lmao 😭 I love your Batjokes content omg I'm feeling unwell today but now this just lighten up my mood

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

> Me during every argument ever Awh! Why do you feel unwell? 💔 I don't really feel good myself, so I think I'll understand your pain lol

[@MariannaXrss]

Kaiser basically said that Joker was a little fruity

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He didn't say little fruity, he said he's an entire fruitcake XD

[@lenor6383]

you can't even understand how much i love your batjokes compilations. THEY MAKE MY DAY AND I'M LAUGHING EVERY TIME!! please never stop 🥺🥺🥺

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Glad you find them humorous, sometimes I get insecure about my weird sense of humor XD Glad you like my videos!

[@deekjokes1923]

BRO Telltale John jealously poking his head into frame several times is my spirit animal too

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I fucking died when I saw a preview of the episode two before it came out and John was just in the corner like "Uh, yah, um, I'm here, I guess..."

[@deekjokes1923]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 hahaha yeah same omg- he’s just ……. 👋😥 hello?

[@areyoucereals]

Hey, I mean, I'm a massive Harley fan. But "I've never seen such garbage" is my exact reaction to the BatQuinn scenes 😂 (I love this video though XD)

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

:DDD Nice to see a non-butthurt Harley fan. In all seriousness, I'm quite sad that scene isn't a meme yet. "I took 8 showers and I still feel soiled. I've never seen so much garbage."

[@areyoucereals]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Hahahah XD I’m not gonna lie, the Harley clips hurt a little because they hit hard for me in terms of abuse/abandonment (and not because of you or anything), but I’m mutual on the BatQuinn hate haha, I’m team Harlivy anyway 😌 But YES! That scene is pure gold, I’m officially going to turn it into a meme format (or at least use it in my conversations XD)

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@areyoucereals Dw, I know what you're talking about, I've had my fair share of Jokers too XD It's a shame that Quinnjokes has such a power imbalance (relationships like that never work out, not even in real life), they could have been a cute duo. I'm gonna use it too XD It's too perfect!

[@RT-zn9bj]

Ikr like why did Batman make out with Margot Robbie 😭😭 I was like YUUCKK that’s his little sister

[@raindeer9787]

It's frustrating how some people see their relationship, I think it's enemies to lovers (but still enemies), but some people think that the only way enemies to lovers work is if the villain goes good, so they say that they only love eachother in a codependent way, not like they actually love-love eachother, which is so annoying to me. They can love eachother and still fight goddammit!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Young and unexperienced people think love is only good and all positive feelings, they don't understand that you can love and hate someone at the same time yet 😃 That's what batjokes is here for, to open their eyes 😂

[@raindeer9787]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 YES. People who look at batjokes and say "yeah it's just a codependency love" give me historian vibes 💀

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@raindeer9787 😂 I guess some people like to dream on that Joker will reform one day. Even tho the only reason they're together is because they're enemies. But I guess it's a nice romantic idea 😂

[@raindeer9787]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I love the thought of Batman going after Joker and him saying "It's to late for me, I've done too much to go back. I'm broken." And Batman saying "It's okay, I'm broken too." And them just sitting with eachother with an understanding. Ik it's cheesy, but it just imagine ;-;

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@raindeer9787 Hmm, have you ever read The Killing Joke? :P

[@redactedimage]

I managed to get my best friend as obsessed with Batjokes as I am. To this day it is my best achievement in life.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

XD The cult must spread

[@revel6342]

When I read batjokes for the first time, I legit thought it meant batman jokes. Not an actual ship but this is much better. I can't stop laughing 😂

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It's a weird name for the ship, I admit XD At first I thought it's silly too

[@revel6342]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 It is but the ship itself is so good. I'm starting to consider myself a batjokes shipper 😌

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@revel6342 The cult must spread XD

[@okk2006]

These compilations of bat jokes make me laugh so much and I love them

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Happy that they make you laugh! ❤️

[@channelisdead9209]

Zaly: the best Lego game of all time Me: actually ... Zaly: shut up

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

😔 Zaly never says "shut up" 🥺

[@endless3706]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Zaly said shut up while replying👀

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@endless3706 ...You won this round

[@LouisSmith1776]

You know I love how John went from the beautiful poem how about you are my light, and then 15 seconds later: your face has all of the face like qualities.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

:DDDD John probably stole that poem from the internet

[@LouisSmith1776]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 he went on Pinterest and learned the first thing he saw.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@LouisSmith1776 That sounds like something he would do 🤣 Poor John, doesn't know how real life works

[@LouisSmith1776]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 It’s actually sad how the game made him. He was just trying to find some love like a nice but silly man he is, and both Harley and Bruce used him.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@LouisSmith1776 That's the irony of it 😃 especially because it's "Joker" we are talking about - a character that always uses everyone around him. The game made him straight up pathetic

[@emilygratz9203]

5:56 love how he just scolded Harley over capturing batman. Basically going: look, ONLY IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT. NOT YOU! Then shoved her off the building.

[@P4tton._.Fr0g]

Iconic Joker moment (Poor Harley tho, my girl did nothing wrong)

[@owlsofthenight_yt2000]

I can be honest. They way they act around each other. I can respect the ship

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

They're absolute sweethearts towards one another. Till they decide to beat the shit out of each other

[@tinybubble330]

Better love story than twilight😩😩

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Meme as long as time :D

[@Iluvoldmen]

Same🥰🥰🥰

[@queerratoverlord487]

Batjokes content like this feeds my soul, thank you :).

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Batjokes repairs any wounds, that's what I always say sometimes

[@Cyutie-pie]

16:56 Yo low key- no, high key, you're 101% correct. And I bet money joker woulda done the giggle and everything

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He would defo giggle it away

[@IAteUrKids34]

2:07 Adding that shit to the list of the cutest fucking things Joker has ever done.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Suprisingly, there are cute things Joker has done 😂

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Maaaan, I've been shipping them since I was a kid and I didn't even know the reason until I looked back at everything; then I went: _"OOP- THERE IT IS-"_

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I've been shipping them since I was 10 too :D We are both absolute degenerates

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Yesssss we shall be filthy degenerates together.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@Alisibeth_Talia212 🤣🤣 At least we are in it together

[@kellycollister9429]

i love when the joker makes little tunes 1:41

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Yea haha, he's a joyful fellow

[@Jesus_Christ_is_king100]

Hehe

[@Acorn905]

I tought that was edited but i think thats actually him singing lol

[@kodi2329]

I like the jokers where he doesn't actually kill anyone.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That sounds wrong :D

[@kodi2329]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I know. ^&^

[@theo_is_hiddled8880]

7:02 I agree with u, but like batman and joker are a cannon ship, so that just makes it 100000x better

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

This whole video is better when you realize that XD

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

The problem is there's a choice in the Telltale game to essentially tell John Doe you have a crush on him as Bruce then John rejects you because he's not gay. John Doe is the Joker. So having that line in the game was unneccessary.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

John has been officially stated to be bi by the Telltale staff. Don't look at me that way, I personally don't like it either XD

[@normalhuman9878]

We were on the verge of greatness WE WERE THIS CLOSE

[@headlessego]

1:13 I'm dying laughing, you have such a great sense of humor when editing these

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Ah, I'd argue it's just the perfectly cut moment that makes the scene, which is a cheap editing tactic XD But thank you! Glad it made you laugh

[@katiekat_duh]

Ight, lemme just say. I love this fandom, and honestly, it makes a lot of sense. Joker and Batman’s relationship is interesting, and makes me kinda wonder if it’ll ever be portrayed in a movie/game a little more. Probably not, but a gal can dream. Also, I literally can’t take some of those Harley’s seriously when they have Tara Strong’s voice (aka, Twilight Sparkle) 😂

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Tara Strong pretty much voiced about one third of all female cartoon characters XD But I'm glad you show appreciation for the ship! Many people in the community share your wonderings :D

[@iiilusion]

Well, just in case you haven’t heard about it, we have the delicious new media that is joker and Batman, deadly duo, which is jampacked full of Batman and joker😌😌😌😌😌

[@lostanimationz7783]

10:07 reminds me of the Office line “I fell in the pool of acid, eyes first”.” XD

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

😀😀😀 My new most favorite quote

[@VAKYRIE1435]

10:53 this is by far my favorite joker design

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He's absolutely amazing, especially in the earlier episodes

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Damn this really made me feel the abuse of Harley more than ever

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

:DDD Happens when you fall for the wrong guy

[@delicious_delusions9973]

0:35 half of the comics are literally joker lowkey and sometimes not even bothering to hide it simping after batman. Dude literally has a batman shrine and collects all the batarangs that gets thrown at him.

[@TheGlitchingFox]

That is 100% sumo behaviour

[@Jesus_Christ_is_king100]

4:12 Batman:"break,choke,throughtal" Joker:"ooh~ my kind of fun" Me:what do you mean by that😏

[@Who_was_I]

You’re literally the only reason, i have become a massive batjokes shipper

[@P4tton._.Fr0g]

FRR, they're such an icon for making those videos i swear! They introduced me to this whole beast (well at first it was the movie "Batman: The Dark Knight" but y'know they did the rest of the job)

[@CherryFizzOfficial]

Joker unironically saying ''too Riddler'' as a reason he didn't want to use a particular evil plan breathes life into my soul. In fact this whole video does, oh my gosh XD Wish there were more KZbinrs like you!

[@zoeg1013]

6:36 WHAT THE DOG DOIN'

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Ikr, dude sprung out like a fucking rocket launcher

[@areyoucereals]

13:40 I SWEAR I remember hearing that Joker said he used to have a pet guinea pig that his father killed or something in more than one Harley backstory. It was believed to be all gobbledygook to manipulate Harley, but what if it was actually real?

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I don't remember that :D I know Joker's right hand henchman had a pet toad that he threw off a rooftop as a kid, but that's about it. Interesting, interesting, Joker owning guinea pigs at any stage of his life is an unexpected wholesomness :D If he treated them right that is

[@essenceweebkittyx3]

YESSS ANOTHER AMAZING BATJOKES COMPILATION AAHHNFUIE😭💕CONGRATS ON 2k BTW! You deserve it!💖🎉 That entire Batman and Joker on a date dynamic part was pure gold even though their dates never really end well, Pfft. AND THIS, 9:42 WITH 14:52 AHH, THE HQ SERIES REALLY MAKES IT CLEAR THAT JOKER LOVES BATMAN, IT'S JUST PURE FACTS... You do a great job at presenting different media lore in one sitting, It's so good!!💚💖Also, Joker getting jealous hurts my soul. LMAO ps... 4:14 Joker thong makes another appearence i see💀

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Haha, thank you! :D True, I still remember that some years back I discussed a plotline where Joker (in disguise) sits uninvited next to Bruce at a restaurant and how it would go - what would they talk about, how would Bruce realize that it's Joker, would he play along, etc, it was really interesting :D I mean, EVEN IF they went on an actual date, WHAT the hell would they talk about? XD PURE FAX. I don't watch the show, I don't really care for it, but this it did right. FAX I always try to mix it up as much as possible, so it won't get too repetetive and boring :D A batjokes salad if you will Joker's thong is a running joke at this point-

[@essenceweebkittyx3]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Aa- KZbin didn't post my reply to this last month so i'm retyping it, sorry it's delayed! :,) Of course!! :3c Omg-that plotline you thought of reminds me of a chapter from 'Batman: The Dark Prince Charming (Chapter 2!)' and although Bruce is grumpy in it, along with the 'date' not ending well, it's still pretty entertaining, XD I feel if they were actually on a date they would talk about their dynamic together, kinda like how they subtly did in the TellTale game at the table, That or talk about spicy stuff for later..pounding to a pulp if you will..👀PFFT- YEAH AGREED, we both don't watch the show but we appreciate it for the pure facts that it dropped.😌🤚 You do such an amazing job at mixing different media together in a way that's never boring or repetitive, Keep it up!! You put together a damn good batjokes salad, absolutely delicious.💖💖💖 It really is! XD love it.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@essenceweebkittyx3 Ah yes, classic KZbin XD Hate when that happens, especially after I write an essay into a comment. Oh, true! I haven't even thought of that! :D That part of the comic was very... weird XD But that's what makes it great, it's an amazing meme material. God, how I love The Dark Prince Charming XD Haha, yess, they would talk about the psychological boat they're currently sailing on, but once they're done with that,... what then? XD B: "Nice weather we're having." J: "Yeah." B: "Yeah." J: "...." B: "...." J: "So, how are the kids?" B: "YOU MOTHERF-" The good old pound talk huh? XD You think they'd openly discuss it in the public? XD Oh well, it's Batman and Joker, I shouldn't be surprised The show has potential and dry satirial immature humor, I don't know why I don't watch it :D I guess because I'm too old and too busy for keeping up with serials. People say I'm a good cook XD Nah, but seriously, I just edit it the way I'd like it as a viewer. Ever since I've read Waiting for Godot I realized that repetionion is unbearable XD Especially because my videos are 20+ mins long, god, I need to plan my videos better, who tf has the time to watch a half hour of batjokes XD

[@InsanityVirus]

8:22 I fucking WHEEZED

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Ah yes, Jason Todd slander

[@cookiesgangmaxou2270]

it's true that bruce and joker lovers

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Rumors :P

[@steampunkemo9211]

basically, batman is just y/n and all the suitors in this harem crime syndicate that keep trying to get under his cape are crazy, evil, or both its like a wattled fan fiction and im here for it XD

[@ST4R_V3IL]

Me: *accidentally skips to **0:40** with out any context other than knowing that this is a Batjokes video* Also me not seeing the text right away: *”OH GET INTO IT IG”*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Well, at least you haven't skipped to 2:02

[@NevaKUTUK]

9.32 "stop messing with MY batman" excuse me your what???

[@MachaSavageBunny]

15:31me: trying to comfort her in my thoughts 'Harleyyyyyy you can't compare their case to yours, it's different kind of loveeee' but oh my still I kind of enjoy the way she describes it The feeling she had for that joker man is innocent and pure. But.... Bat and Joker anyway... 😏

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Yea, poor lil naive Harley, she thought her man can resist the bat D

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

1:10 the voice over for bruce made me snort coffee out of my nose😭 was not prepared🤣

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

:DDDDD That's kinda my thing.

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 keep doing it🤣

[@LegoJokerFanxD]

Me trying to think of an idea how to escape mom after i got certificate from school but my friends start randomly calling me : 5:34

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I feel you, I always hated the attention certificates and other "prizes" brought me XD Like, leave me alone, it's just a piece of paper

[@uwu._.nights]

12:23 he blush uWu

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

owo

[@1.618_Murphy]

The amount of edits & carefully sequencing all the memes together - he must have sacrificed hours of sweet sleep just to make us laugh! Gosh, he deserves more subscribers!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I've sacrificed sleep, school, sanity, and my soul XD Nah, I enjoy making videos! It's a pass time activity for me, like a hobby almost

[@1.618_Murphy]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Worth it! 🦇🤡

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@1.618_Murphy Thank you! 😂

[@alexasfunworld1954]

19:59 made me jump for some reason. My friends call me Alexa as a joke, so that made me really jump. 😆

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

My condolences for sharing a name with that wretched AI XD

[@batjokescosplay]

Hey, I'm shooting a Batjokes cosplay. Please look, I'm trying very hard❤😌

[@kiraanamashionds7020]

My girlfriend is actually down in these comments and I can’t believe how amazing that was to see. Thanks for giving us something to bond over! ❤️ Also you’re amazing, thank you for the videos!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Haha, I guess I'm your own personal Cupid then :D

[@kiraanamashionds7020]

Haha consider it so, my guy!

[@squidwardstentacle]

7:52 "When you learn the history of art styles, famous writers - foreign and ours, and even think of some of the writers of gay writers in your head as the biggest bully, you will find illegible works from the 16th century and they will finally fuck you, esteemed Mr. Ludvík Vaculík." sir what??? 😭

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That's called graduating where I come from 👍

[@beahgg]

I SEARCHED FOR THIS 🛐🛐🛐 thanks

[@fluffy5302]

The fact not even batman tried to jump and save her😭 10:01

[@Starddyst]

9:31 joker: that's for messing with "my" batman Me: damn he yours now👁👄👁?

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Joker is very posessive

[@thatone42069]

The Bruce and John, J and B, B J, got me. That they could put in there without us realising xDD

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

They are good at innuendos XD

[@P4tton._.Fr0g]

I don't know why but the Bold and the Brave batjokes part fills me with joy....they're silly as team mates i swear

[@Montesama314]

Batman flirts with the clown couple a lot.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Kinky bish

[@mikegratz4503]

18:43 honestly I agree with you, harley is toxic as shit, *i bet the only reason she stuck around is cause she's a "female joker."* (This is mikes daughter btw lol)

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Yes, the female Joker, the "Black Panther for white women" - I'm not making this shit up 😂

[@mikegratz4503]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 dang lol.

[@givemeapizza8976]

I was waiting for another masterpiece ☆ thank you bestay, never stop ✋🏽😩

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Awwwh! ♥ I thank you as well!

[@RealWatch1]

19:10 OH Shit, she got him

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Selina generally has the best roasts when it comes to Joker. And vice versa

[@ikilledgodinagayway699]

It's the music- t h eM u S ic- I'm literally crying- it's only a couple minutes in-

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

:DDD Glad I made the right choice, out of all the "meme sad music"

[@urfavlatina557]

Ladies and gentlemen. We are proud to say, that the legend is back. And she is back with another of her famous batjokes videos. Yay 😁

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Awwwwwwhyeah! The legend's back - but wait, I'm a she-legend :D Come to think of it, I'm not a legend at all. I guess I'm a just a she :D

[@urfavlatina557]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 oh, my bad. Thought you were a he 🤣😅 sorry!

[@urfavlatina557]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 but you are still a legend

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@urfavlatina557 "Well, you have to admit, she's rather mannish" - Austin Powers

[@urfavlatina557]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Describes me and you I guess! 😂😅

[@diegozizumbo-ortiz6427]

I miss these batjokes compilations so much. I hope you do some more in the future

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Haha, thanks, I suppose :D I'm planning on making more. At the end of July I should have another one out

[@LovelySunnshine]

✨ FINALLY OML ✨

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Final stage of apocalypse: Zaly uploads a batjokes video

[@LovelySunnshine]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 *y e s*

[@theothedestroye6565]

17:21 actually joker gave the flower to her so she would come running back to his toxic relation ship

[@yourlocalidiot511]

Me coming across this video randomly because I was watching batjokes edits and not regretting it

[@lukkyreal]

1:42 i love his humming

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It's adorable, ngl

[@StudMacher78]

1:10 Damn this part with the EDP meme had me crying 😂😂😂

[@karolaez69]

I just love this series idk why I just adore it

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I'm happy you do! :D

[@Meoq1823]

6:31 bro really said “AAAAAOAÆOAOA IMMA SAVE MY BAT PERSON COOL DUDE”

[@restlessdave6755]

18:38 " nao- nononono > : ( "

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Nounounounou NO !!

[@infinitetimer27]

0:00 Yup we all once or twice watch this video on KZbin out of no where.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It's that part of youtube

[@infinitetimer27]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 yup.

[@alexsmith1391]

Guys, can you give me ✨the link✨, please😅

[@ally2430]

Where I find the video pls 😭🥺

[@jessejunkyard]

THE ENDING IS GOLD

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Welp, guess I'll die-

[@jessejunkyard]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 NONONO ITS JUST A GREAT WAY TO END THE VIDEO OFF WITH A BANG

[@shadow_shine3578]

One thing I like about these videos is the batjokes isn't shipped like sexually. It's complicated bonds. And like super confusing but there's no simple hey look these two are sexual. None of that weirdness. I like the complicated more.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

FINALLY. Someone who understands!

[@shadow_shine3578]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 definitely!

[@shadow_shine3578]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 hey your videos convinced me to buy the telltale games I LOVE THEM SO MUVH!! I'm only on episode 3 of season two so no spoilers but aaaa I love it!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@shadow_shine3578 Haha, amazing! Have you played the first season too?

[@shadow_shine3578]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 yup! It was so much fun. I had amazing time.

[@Natalia-fv2me]

I love these vids so much.. you can't even imagine how hard im smiling while watching thanks

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I'm glad to hear that! I'm working on my next project that I'm pretty unsure about, so I'm glad that someone likes my work 😃

[@Inupis_heels]

Joker : “I’m not your puddin when my man is around 🤨😒”

[@themiserychannel3570]

THANK YOU for this video it was just *chef kiss* Also! Congrats on the 2k!!! You deserve it for keeping the batjokes community fed

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Haha, I'm a batjokes breadwinner :D Thanks! Glad you liked it!

[@RT-zn9bj]

I feel like anyone who knows a somewhat shallow amount of Batman lore knows that Joker is absolutely in love with him. Like, there’s no arguments there. Parts of me wish that they never made Joker the Most Evil Villain Ever, because it’s so clear that all he wants is Batman’s attention 😩 he could be reformed, like John Doe’s version, and they could be best buds, if not boyfriends. And Batman’s obsession with saving the Joker, no matter the cost, means something more than just, “I can’t break the code!” He wants to save Joker more than anything. It’s such a sweet, tragic relationship. If you take out all the murder and abuse, of course. All this comes from someone who only barely knows about the Batman series. I’m sure if I were to read about all the horrible things Joker did, I couldn’t see him as the cutesy, insane-but-could-reform mental patient. Ah, but that’s the beauty of being a shipper. I don’t gotta know the lore, just the characters 😁

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

17:46 the way that this is how I dress my gta online character

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

congrats XD

[@louie7396]

THE INTRO IS TOO ACCURATE

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I know, a lot of people told me that in the comments XD I tried my best to reconstruct it

[@crysaniafanny4760]

6:34 THAT WAS SO ADORABLE 6:37 ANS THSI WAS SO FUNNY 7:12 I CSNT WITH HARLEYS FACE AND THE WYA HE THREW JOKER 7:28 THIS MF 7:30 DO YOU EVER FEEL.. *LIKE A PLASTIC BAG* 7:40 THIS N THE NEXT SCENE I ELGIT CSNT 8:50 THIS AND THE NEXT SCENE IC. ANY 9:06 DUDE WANT ALL THE SMOKE 11:57 **aggressive tooting* 12:16 PELASE 13:32 I CANT I LOVE THSI SI MUCH J THINK TBE JOEKR JUST BECAME MY FAVORITE

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag XD Glad to know you have your favourite moments!

[@diddletits]

12:38 nothing straight can explain bruce spraying his mouth

[@Ilahsm_12]

7:26 me finding out batjokes is a thing:

[@kaijulover845]

0:43 Fear-Crack

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I mean, that's just a regular bad trip :D Scarecrow remade his junk so it negatively affects your mind and gives you nothing bud bad trips

[@tyjaelittle36]

Ill find evidence one day that bruce loves joker back! So far a biggest lead is telltale batman and a few comic strips here and there.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I don't think he loves him :D At least not "Joker". Perhaps he's able to love the man behind the makeup, if there even is one

[@kyotokory4571]

Omg, the beginning can live rent free in my memory

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I love the wording of your comment 😂 I'm going to use that from this point on