I tried Chivalry 2 so you won't have to

I shall bed the king's wife
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►Puppy commercial break music: 🎈Song : 샛별 - Sugar Cookie / • Video
►Outro
Music credits:
Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill (Cover) by Koji Kobura
• Video
Art credits:
Knight walking puppies animation - / bluescluesvevo
Medieval overgrowth - / mdesgn099
Sitting with the pups - / lazy__drawings
Dathomir - / sin-scribbles
Floating temple - / titiknoda_
Alien fantasy - / kyle_cochran_art
Medieval sunset - / dainsart
White castle - / fyctionv

[@BreadBoys]

Love it

[@theonlyzanny]

hell yeah

[@darkskull8938]

*S O N*

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

Brëd Boys

[@TheGreatTrialawaits2339]

Father will be proud of the zanman’s Great deeds

[@GrandpaCinder]

bro do you think they should add your shotgun? also bread does 20 damage lol

[@xtz2100]

i remember playing in the beta and one guy said in chat "imagine carrying a child for 9 months raising him all his life and then he grows up to be an archer main"

[@jojojalapeno7956]

THE AUDACITY😂👌🏼👌🏼

[@Trash-bin-kicker]

🤣

[@fasty7878]

Fucking savage XD

[@ronchee1582]

I remember that guy lol

[@lukastace3154]

@A BB Lmao, archers underrated

[@Spar_Fett]

“What are you doing?” “FIGHTING FOR JERUSALEM” “Oh so it’s a sword game” “yea”

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

yoo you watched that part of the video too? insane absolutely phenomenal

[@rldream7251]

@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial phenomenal? this is a miracle !

[@bullymaguire513]

*yeepp

[@loganfisher2366]

his girlfriend knows him a little too well

[@somehistorynerd]

DEUS VULT BROTHERS

[@ModestPelican]

It's so funny they make you play as peasants just to get slaughtered haha. We need to sesh this together man

[@chrliemrtin968]

That would be so awesome

[@ghaithmusa4958]

They would do a better job in surviving if they had god’s blue nectar.

[@derekreaper5881]

A dicey Australian bird, truly out in the wild😳

[@luckytwo5484]

Yessss aussie with zanny finally

[@tighs6748]

Ok jeff

[@bub0000]

Sean: “breathes” Zanny or literally any other person in the party: “Way to go Sean.”

[@TheGreatTrialawaits2339]

Way to go sean

[@desyncplus7562]

Way to go sean

[@lukastace3154]

"Way to go Sean"

[@funnynoodleman]

Way to go Sean

[@oladipupoolowabi9316]

I love it

[@spacemarine9144]

I like how freckles is listed as an imperfection on par with the plauge.

[@Cairo40000]

Also implies that gingers are people with a disease

[@Joseph_stevenson1864]

@@Cairo40000 then Scotland is a plague ridden wasteland. So pretty much just as usual

[@Khornecussion]

Gingers and irish people. I've got a bit of Irish in me and... yeah, got like seven or eight freckles and I only just found out after looking it up that it's usually a Scottish / Irish thing.

[@eliteknight7765]

@@Khornecussion You have seven or eight freckles? Like, in total? I have double that on my left index finger, which in terms of my freckle distribution is pretty sparse. One arm alone easily has hundreds of freckles. My entire body, from head to toe is covered in freckles. I’m a monster.

[@LunakSocioAnthroLinguist]

@@Khornecussion LMAO EIGHT FRECKLES

[@bwl4984]

"Slaughter all the peasants! ....Oh shit, we're the peasants!"

[@sunshine17aj]

HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED

[@donovanjoseph737]

He tells his friend to slaughter the peasants mercilessly, he agrees 3 seconds later he regrets saying that

[@personexistingnot]

Open the gates please i have a baby... "Dies of dies".

[@chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192]

on god one of the best lines in the video

[@homersimpson3441]

His girlfriends reaction to him saying "we're retaking Jerusalem" implies that zanny regularly tells her he's retaking jerusalem

[@synphilia4776]

Is this not normal

[@ryderr6207]

@@synphilia4776 Ikr

[@cultofsucc5807]

i feel taking jerusalem is a sexual inuendo for them.

[@christianguest63]

@@cultofsucc5807 his nickname for her snatch is jerusalem

[@maxxpayn3_]

😂😂

[@draco_shifty]

“I enjoy screaming like a maniac in sword game 2 the second.” -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@sunzoo7173]

i didnt say that

[@superbinks1]

@@sunzoo7173 my goodness! The real sun tzu! It's an honor.

[@sunzoo7173]

the honor is all mine representative binks

[@tadejdobric8539]

@@sunzoo7173 My god but it says it is in war of art did he lie

[@superbinks1]

@@sunzoo7173 . Mesa thank yousa! Yousa gonna watch the Senate meeting tomorrow? Very important announcement mesa propose.

[@GiveSic]

As someone who's played a hearty amount of this on PS4 and PS5 let me just say, go buy this game. Play the weird ass tutorial and jump into a game to get your muscle memory down and eventually you'll get into the groove of it and understand how to riposte, counter, break block, throw, and do all your various attacks. By the time you're hitting your stride you'll be mowing down hoards of enemies and legit making them run in terror to find their friends. It's just an absolute blast all around.

[@CtrlCreo]

"The Middle Ages were fucked up, give them a Pepsi" Hilarious

[@call_me_cayde9614]

Give them Coke instead

[@nastynamed1892]

@BlindingHornet nah give them a sprite cranberry

[@ishaansharma4325]

@@nastynamed1892 Nah, give them a mountain dew.

[@nastynamed1892]

@@ishaansharma4325 "Our" mountain dew

[@chenrayen]

I was like 555 you’re welcome

[@matthewcha9062]

“For the king!!! Or the Pope. I don’t know who’s in charge.” What an accurate description of the Middle Ages 🤣🤣

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

For God.

[@BoredomandVanity]

It’s an accurate description now. No one knows who’s the real enemy.

[@justsomeguyevadingtaxes497]

For the biscuits!

[@isaacmabbley4870]

For tea and lard on toast!

[@desmondanimus1454]

Ah yes the bucket war

[@skelly-eh8qb]

Son: Father your in a zanny thumbnail Father: is it heresy?

[@piotrjasinski2130]

bread boys reference lol. like their channel tho

[@joeymcm04]

Son: No father, he fights for the Holy Land.

[@piotrjasinski2130]

@@joeymcm04 Father: Are you sure about that?! Don't make me kill you after that

[@skelly-eh8qb]

Thanks for the heart zanny Mc cheese :)

[@isaiahjones1685]

Zanny and Bread Boys collaboration? And when is Miros next pool party

[@MightiiNinja]

You guys got me with the “Britain’s still like this, right?” 😂😂

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

England* And yes its like this, this is what happens when you're offered a cup of tea in someone's house and you refuse

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

This is accurate

[@khalduras784]

@@the98themperoroftheholybri33 happens every football cup aswell lmao

[@iamtheyeti6663]

@@the98themperoroftheholybri33 when you ask for tea and they forget the milk.

[@tobyskerman4775]

Yes basically average day on the streets of London

[@TheLordNovo]

I love how Zanny’s gf just understand his jokes into what he’s doing. It’s like she’s learned a new language

[@Vinthechad]

The zan chad man language

[@Biggie_Dee123]

"You cannot run from death, death is wearing his Nike's" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@davismullican1108]

Sun soo nerd😆

[@perseuslove1335]

As an owner of a copy of the book, I can confirm. It says that.

[@ComicsComms]

@@perseuslove1335 As an expert in sun tzu I can say that he invented fighting and perfected it so no man could defeat him in the ring of honor, oh yhea and he said this too

[@perseuslove1335]

Boiga all jokes aside, Tsun writes that military command is wasted on someone who sees war as a pursuit of honor, glory or personal vendetta. He writes that as technology and the nature of war itself changed, that war should only be seen as a way to profit for the State. It’s definitely an interesting read. And it confirms my theory that war itself is an outdated concept.

[@OoOoOo-we3dn]

"War is based, Sun Tsu said that " Soldier,TF2 RIP Rick May, lost but not forgotten

[@KDClips_3]

"YOU CANNOT RUN FROM DEATH, death is wearing his nikes" - zanny 2021

[@yelpynod3975]

He stole my idea

[@KDClips_3]

I commented earlier, i commented 5 minutes ago while you commented 4 minutes ago and its edited because of spelling mistake

[@yelpynod3975]

@@KDClips_3 the fairest of points

[@geraltus414]

@@yelpynod3975 your idea? I dont think commenting quotes from the video counts as your own idea

[@yelpynod3975]

@@geraltus414 you make a good point

[@Heavenly828]

When Zanny revealed no one came to the puppy pool party. I almost cried

[@Jesus_Wheesus]

Same not even joking

[@infamous1857]

Where was my invite😭😭 Poor Miro

[@Heavenly828]

This is the real war crime

[@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877]

The invites didn't make it in time

[@screwypanda353]

So you were stronger than most

[@Sen-FiredBullet]

Ping: reaches 20 Zanny: *gets more than 12 kills in a second*

[@irishpotatocb5410]

This game is fun as hell, really hope is doesn’t die out.

[@sp00kyd4ddy6]

If they keep adding new maps and hopefully new classes and weapons later on just new content in general then people will stay

[@Vinthechad]

I wanna see Zanny & the boys play this more often

[@ArcticArc1789]

update: it died out

[@monkey2chunky89]

@@ArcticArc1789 fr ?

[@ArcticArc1789]

@@monkey2chunky89 Very sad to say that it did.

[@jaoquinjauregui5333]

"SLAUGHTER THE PEASANTS!" -Realization* "Oh no, WE'RE THE PEASANTS!!"

[@funnynoodleman]

Good Soilders follows orders

[@jenckobyte9434]

@@funnynoodleman Is there an medical station nearby??? We have a Clonr Here

[@Nash1t0]

Im dissapointed, there's no shotgun nor Father's skin in this game.

[@Sillycinder]

Am disappointed that they didn’t put on there helmets in the last two vids

[@failure4452]

*son.*

[@heetwave1173]

All I want to see added in this game is a shotgun that you use as a club.

[@genitaljuggler2543]

Guess who’s back, back again, Zanny’s back, tell a friend.

[@lunar3055]

I don’t have any friends

[@Joseph_Seed]

@@lunar3055 when does anyone have friends these days

[@solidhutyr1815]

My friends wouldn"t care they are degging gold

[@genitaljuggler2543]

@@lunar3055 the feels man

[@OneClover01]

Guess whos back, gusee who's back, guess who's back...

[@davismullican1108]

Zanny talked to his girl be like,”shall the beding begin😂

[@sadjackaboy1366]

Zanny: SLAUGHTER THE PEASANTS zanny 2 seconds later: OH JESUS CHRIST

[@migzrub7114]

Zanny: Awww miro no one came to your pool party Me: *Loads trebuchet with religious intent*

[@gankslicks9795]

"My life got ruined by a bunch of numbers" -Zanny

[@girl-xk2db]

@Justin Watson nope, high school math is ruined by letters 😢

[@kapthas59]

@@girl-xk2db algebra is easy though

[@zt3gaming796]

The numbers,what do they mean MASON?

[@yelpynod3975]

You can't run from death, death is wearing his Nikes -zanny

[@nathanielhaven3453]

Do you think Thanatos teases Nike about her shoes?

[@yelpynod3975]

yes

[@gavinnaismith1510]

0:43 "I was an adventurer like you once, Until I took an arrow to the knee"

[@bonniedykstra6722]

This is one of my favorite games and watching zanny play it is hilarious

[@random_youtuber917]

Zanny: Doesnt include tobey maguire in his thumbnail Me: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@rocco1626]

He’s using father from bread boys

[@breads8764]

@@rocco1626 both are good

[@Zoroark_Master]

Father is way better.

[@OfficialHiTekHobo]

What are saying? That IS Toby Maguire in the thumbnail.

[@rocco1626]

@@OfficialHiTekHobo it’s farther from bread boys

[@20pushupsMatan]

" 3rd place is the real 1st place. Havent you seen cars?" -Sun zoo

[@MissSignalTheOddishMonarch]

“1st place is the real 1st place. Haven’t you seen cars 3?” - Sun Zoo

[@halfiem2510]

@@luvmariko "the guy above me doesn't get our inside jokes" -sun zoo

[@Ganggoose]

When zanny said: “death is wearing its nikes” made me laugh so hard

[@f1etcher690]

*The Teutonic Knights invaiding Polish Commonwelth*: -Are we doing this for God or us?

[@herpthederpandderptheherp633]

I like how his girlfriend is just able to tell that "fighting for Jerusalem" means sword game lol

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

It’s pretty obvious considering there are no games on Palestinian-Israeli fighting or anything like that.

[@r.a1301]

@@namelessyoutuber1902 would just be pretty pointless ngl

[@callmefox630]

@@namelessyoutuber1902 I mean considering the last Crusade for Jerusalem was in 1254 and Early firearms were being used in warfare in the mid 1300s. it's not that much of a stretch.

[@JustMe-kg7zi]

​@ShadowReaper2006 that would be a very very controversial game

[@heistbros8575]

​@@callmefox630cannons on sticks ain't the same thing as rockets and iron domes

[@jamychal2]

"Not those guys, they were gay" Killed me man, killed me. 😂

[@swordzanderson5352]

Killed them, too.

[@jamychal2]

@@swordzanderson5352 LMAO

[@devilsadvocate6381]

@@swordzanderson5352 isn't history fun!! 😄

[@jamychal2]

@@Crimson-caption You came to the wrong reply section I see.

[@Crimson-caption]

@@jamychal2 yep

[@caedes4367]

"Can't believe no one came to Miro's pool party" I have literally never felt worse

[@GrassPokeKing]

Truly the lowest of the blows, he got me right under the toenails

[@thraexgladiator]

The part where he’s playing peasants for a second time at 5:09 is the greatest part of the video for me. I wanna get Chivalry 2 now.

[@TheRealSqueets]

the fact Zanny in one of his vids said "KOBE... Never Let That Tradition Die" was one of the bravest things he ever said. i respect that

[@the_tsuken685]

whenever i see a medieval themed games i always remember the "parry this you filthy casual" meme

[@ar_reactions612]

The crusade will never stop

[@wumbosaurus9121]

"Thou mother art gay!" "Nay thee!"

[@itaiop]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hILCd2R4qdiWjc0

[@dak_9838]

7:42 "Roman kick!" I haven't heard those words in a long time...

[@lukastace3154]

Jedi Fallen Order memories coming back

[@onejediboi]

This is a way better sword game than for honor, finally I can be happy.

[@AurelionSass]

But is there enough *DAAHKNESS* in this game?

[@keisaboru1155]

You must be a very very sad person . To survive on for honour only must have been bitter

[@littleconorg2309]

I agree

[@onyxzheng347]

It looks exactly the same as mordhau, from the videos I’ve seen. I haven’t played either, though.

[@backgroundnpc4820]

I still suffer since I only have Xbox one

[@Nr1_Sasaki_hater]

Ahh yes good old lag, everyone’s favorite part of the crusade.

[@johnsid1639]

This game has gotten so much better, you should make another video

[@lms8217]

Finding Zanny was the best thing that happened to me ever since Corona started.

[@bullymaguire513]

@Richardson Amponsah wow

[@lukastace3154]

@@bullymaguire513 I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@killerbean6254]

@@lukastace3154 I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@TroyMS06]

Slaughter the peasants. Three seconds later: I should not have said that

[@aceshotz5051]

Zanny: Runs into battle screaming *”ACCIDENTALLY” hits a teammate*

[@crungler]

zanny with a big axe: ØɵÖÕÕõôŌØØØØõõöÕÖ

[@attakrus]

Even when I try to get Titanfall 2 off my mind, I just go back to Titanfall 2. I was watching this and it made me remember how much I love and miss Titanfall 2. 😭😭

[@ar_reactions612]

Pretty cool that Zanny’s girlfriend knew exactly what “Fighting for Jerusalem!” means

[@alexisbarrientos5635]

"I dare you to penetrate this defense" Yeah, said the guy with an arrow through his skull 😅

[@chronos9851]

Tis merely a scratch

[@keysmakka9041]

Simply a flesh wound

[@thermonuclearmememonke9431]

Is this the For Honor I’ve been hearing about

[@sunshine17aj]

Nope this is BETTER ITS FOR JERUSALEM! but for real for honor is way more toxic

[@actuallytweakin]

@@sunshine17aj give it time

[@sunshine17aj]

@@actuallytweakin i mean the games got its ups and downs

[@actuallytweakin]

@@sunshine17aj that's what i mean, give it time, FH had to build toxicity and it's ln it's 5th year, Chiv's only been out for not even a week, give it time and things might change.

[@sunshine17aj]

@@actuallytweakin ye

[@Santos-ov1fu]

To see zanny return to this after 3 years would be great

[@nice1563]

Sean: "does literally anything" Everyone: *WAY TO GOO-*

[@ALLTH3YW4NT3D]

“Plague is an imperfection” Knights in the 14th century in Europe: Oh looks like I’m imperfect Sir Arthur. Sir Arthur: How? Knight: *I’ve got the plague*

[@clankasinpajamas3014]

Wait Zanny has a girlfriend...I DO HAVE A CHANCE WITH WOMEN

[@eruditevanara8189]

He has Dead space videos with his gf

[@clankasinpajamas3014]

@@eruditevanara8189 I haven’t watched those yet, but I will be getting to it now!

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

being funny does help

[@futoifutomomodesu3206]

zanny is the almighty being we call a satisfied and happy person.

[@JonatasMonte]

@@clankasinpajamas3014 I would do the same but horror is my weakness.

[@nathan9922]

‘You can’t run from death, death is wearing his nikes’ Yo I know I’m about to die but *damn death got the drip*

[@Burkery373]

I like how he’s using ac cinematic trailers but he doesn’t play ac

[@juandiegocorreaquintero3187]

8:11 - I set zanny's battlecry as my ringtone

[@firepheonix2530]

"I dare you to penetrate this defense" and then he is getting killed in the back, so funny.

[@axelisacsson2647]

Zanny: Way to go Sean! Me: Wait this isnt battlefront 2

[@exodustimes4266]

It’s not an isolated incident then

[@lucasanicama1705]

“If I lived on the Middle Ages I’d definitely be a slave”-Zanny

[@J-i8d]

For the king? For the pope? No, FOR THE PUPPERS!!

[@shadowsmaster3173]

0:43 took an arrow to the knee

[@jaidonl7776]

I love this game 14:00 Zanny got the highest honor in the game lmao

[@miaadsharifi5503]

09:44 crusaders in constantinople be like

[@poopymcsnoopy]

I clicked faster than the Flood infected High Charity

[@yahyasan674]

My favorite part of the crusades I am dying 😂😂 0:56

[@roxelomega1764]

Stranger: what time is it Zanny: it is big boy time

[@skeliepop9954]

“So you won’t have to” Alright Zanny you convinced me to buy the game.

[@ConnorSimonis]

Just like Destiny 2, this will become his new addiction.

[@benjym6783]

no it won’t lmao

[@mikestamp1188]

@@benjym6783 why

[@benjym6783]

@@mikestamp1188 this isn’t the type of game you get addicted to like destiny

[@krol9181]

Plus he lags a lot in thus game

[@benjym6783]

@@krol9181 he lags a lot in any game

[@richgaming3686]

I just love how everyone gets the opportunity to make that epic play. There's so much chaos, that if you just play a couple games, you'll have that golden moment

[@tristanbiggar2897]

My favorite part of this video is when you are all beating him down when hes stuck in the trap.. but there is 30 seconds left and the objective is so close. Had all of you gone to it you would have advanced. Yet, what you were doing was far more fun

[@DaniDani-up1ep]

As a British person I can confirm that the fight for the last biscuit is much bloodier

[@bubbs518]

"I shall bed the kings wife" we need that for merch

[@bananabanana1985]

Everyone: having a bad day. Zannys upload schedule: *"Bonjour"*

[@sylvelinho]

Zanny has backstabbed us, there is no Toby Maguire in the tumbnail.

[@rubinjs9872]

0:44 he took an arrow to the knee

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

nobody went to miro's party hm? **Books plane tickets to the Phillipines**

[@TheTombree]

4:56 that is how Nearly headless Nick became a ghost

[@soaringthrough315]

LETS TRY TO RUN FROM DEATH *looks back at death and sees his Nikes* "Oh no WERE DEAD HE GOT THE NIKES ON"

[@philmacrackin2927]

Alright question when are we getting the kirin commercial compilation

[@draco_shifty]

Kiro Mirin When

[@benhamo1396]

As a British person, I can confirm we turn into blood thirsty warriors when there is a biscuit on the line

[@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877]

As a fellow British person I can confirm this too.

[@baphometic8767]

i don't think i've ever laughed/had so much fun watching someone review a game before. i'm gonna have to buy this now

[@attakrus]

And it may be said in history, that The Cheddar Knight rose from the ashes of history once again and destroyed all of those who challenged him. 🧀🗡

[@obesemonkey1980]

‘Miro no one came to your pool party’ Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[@aoeenjoyer]

“Way to go Sean.” -literally everyone ever

[@Guavamente]

I love how she doesn’t even flinch when he yells into the phone “FIGHTING FOR JERUSALEM” and without missing a beat says “ooh a sword game?” Like she deals with this shit 24/7

[@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877]

You know she does

[@bogan8865]

“For the king!! Or the Pope, I don’t know who’s in charge” THIS IS SURPRISINGLY ACCURATE.

[@darpe7498]

“Storm the castle so I may bed the queen” -Zanny 🤣

[@Fegixottero]

1:03 'my life just got ruined by a bunch of numbers' -Alex Mason

[@sunshine17aj]

THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN

[@idunnosowhyshouldyou6930]

This game is so fun, also I killed you ONCE and immediately felt great sorrow

[@ShutterSpeedGaming]

“Your next! - I take it back” 😂 that was funny! Subbed.

[@edersonnico]

I love how the peasants are plowing the fields with pickaxes.

[@mr.deadweight649]

"this game is pretty fun when you can play it" Words to live by

[@DRGEngineer]

"just give them a Pepsi" *All I wanted was a Pepsi!* *Just one Pepsi!* *And she wouldn't give it too me!*

[@tomroberts1040]

"Oh a sword game" Every game zanny has played this year

[@kamenanew9867]

Cough outriders, destiny 2 . . .

[@mobslayer211]

@@kamenanew9867 Destiny has swords too (surprised he doesn't use them bc they're good in pve still)

[@kamenanew9867]

@@mobslayer211 yeah there are swords but it's not like a 'swords' game

[@RealAnt86]

1:04 "My life just got ruined by a bunch of numbers" Alex Mason: *Welcome to the club, Zan Man*

[@junkoenoshima6756]

When your ping hits zero its basicly stopping time, dio got nothing on you

[@thearcane8744]

Normal people: I’ll play the tutorial to learn the game Zanny: *spamming buttons*