Scrubs - Cox's reaction to JD being his daughter's godfather

[@Tantalus010]

Cox should've just nonchalantly said, "you know what? I'm fine with all of this. My daughter could use a positive feminine role model in her life." Zings both JD and Jordan at the same time.

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

that wouldnt work because we all know JDs selective hearing would mean he is just delighted that cox considers him a positive role model

[@Otis151]

Agreed! Maybe he was in too much of shock to think of it.

[@cui8789]

@@lavenderwalrus9875 On the other hand, Jordan would probably drop JD as the godfather if Perry acted like it didn't bug him.

[@bofetada6841]

You should have been a writer

[@lobaxx]

@@cui8789 She knows him too well to fall for that, and cox cannot exactly control his emotions that well

[@HairyHariyama]

"All living things." That must be one hell of an Intimidate check.

[@LuLe232]

Nat 20.

[@derokdeathaxe6984]

@@LuLe232 with 20 in intimidation ability XD

[@stuartmcclurey9926]

I read this while running a game of d and d.

[@vsarachnos5414]

Rumour has it, only Petey has ever resisted the intimidation check.

[@masterofyugioh1000]

That's a nat 100 on a d6

[@Robert-hz9bj]

J.D. and Jordan are great at collaboration. J.D. wants to be involved in Cox's life, and Jordan wants Cox to be unhappy. Very compatible goals

[@jopalm3649]

😅 But to be honest, she secretly wants Cox to be happy. And, way more secretly, Cox wants JD in his life.

[@mancubwwa]

@@jopalm3649 which again, makes Jordan and JD working together succeed on both levels

[@RabbiHerschel]

@@jopalm3649 Well, yes, but Cox is only happy when he is miserable. Thus, Jordan tries her best to make Cox as miserable as possible so that he can be happy.

[@larrystrange8044]

@@RabbiHerschel all of this is true. They work because they play along with each others insanity.

[@NA1c158]

They did bang.

[@Winteramen]

Probably my favorite period of Scrubs. The characters have been developed enough where you like all of them. Kelso was no longer super scary but more like a cheeky grandpa. "You need a new thing big guy" made me lol

[@Xylarxcode]

Damn, Jordan knows how to push his buttons like a pro. JD, lol. Now he's never going to be able to forget 'newbie'.

[@deathlytemplar3559]

Newbie to new baby

[@ryancbarrett96]

I would absolutely constantly be saying hey little newbie all the time to that baby if I were J.D.

[@blepbloopbleeplop9966]

"Mommy, why do you call me JD?" "Well, Jennifer, it's after a man I screwed in between relationships with your father!"

[@PhoenixAngel429]

I could see Jordan saying it like that.......

[@johnnyboy3949]

Replace the word man with boy. JD will always be a boy.

[@windhelmguard5295]

you mean girl.

[@dlxmarks]

Jennifer: "That's so you."

[@CommisarHood]

Jennifer: Sometimes I wish I was adopted... Jack: Tell me about it.

[@greatgrandpa4651]

"All living things!" That was hilarious.

[@BrockLee3]

+GreatGrandpa - The tree evolved legs in a matter of seconds...when it should have taken hundreds of millions of years...just to run away from Dr. Cox. The fact trees don't run from people with CHAINSAWS just goes to prove how scared that little plant must have been.

[@PhoenixHavok]

Breaking the laws of physics, biology, and several other -ologies is hilarious when not overdone

[@Scallywaag]

I’ve been ticked before, but never “All living things” ticked.

[@Ryan_Chase1]

"Yeah, yeah, funny long list, we get it. You need a new thing big guy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I love kelso!!!!!

[@johnw395]

Kelso straight up ended him there.

[@zyaicob]

The writers really took a shot at themselves there

[@remychase]

The look on Cox's face when JD said he likes 'Hope Floats' was priceless.

[@SpeedyEric1]

BTW, there will NEVER be a sequel to a movie like "Hope Floats." And at least Hugh Jackman was NOMINATED for an Oscar.

[@scottlawler9700]

The way she says "Not you." I don't know why I like it so much.

[@malcolm32]

This just emphasized what a kind, caring, and selfless man Perry is. Fair warning to all living things to leave his presence lest they be caught in the storm. He scares because he cares. 👀

[@UrbanLegend131]

00:30 Jordan's spectacular, this is why I love her so much.

[@darthlazurus4382]

Jordan and JD work pretty well together. There should have been more of that.

[@Midnight_x_Sin]

Darth Lazurus especially when they are naked

[@derpinbird1180]

@@Midnight_x_Sin Her comments on the situation were not that glowing, I remember it being something about it being quicker than his comments

[@oakleyraverty1030]

@@derpinbird1180 yeah but Jordan is the kind of Woman that gets off on Emasculating the men in her life, they could have been the second coming of Johnny Sins and she still would have made fun of them

[@DaveDexterMusic]

@@oakleyraverty1030 pretty weird capitalising you got going on there

[@debrachambers1304]

Dr. Kelso laid down a SOLID burn there. The gentleness of the delivery only makes it worse.

[@bioyams3045]

"You too, cameraman."

[@rubenramos8900]

hahah That would be a nice 4th wall break

[@SmashLiXs]

they never broke the 4th wall that hard

[@RobertsonIsland]

0:53 JD is so happy to be let off the hook he doesn’t hesitate

[@kevinfelton689]

Kelso getting in a free one while Jordan has him distracted is great.

[@JustAnotherPerson4U]

i wish i had the ability to make everyone leave the room when i'm pushed over the edge...

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

I wish I had the ability to make trees sprout legs and run.

[@SAMPAIDAWG]

I think pulling a gun out in the middle of the room outta work B).

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

+BilboSwaggins Still won't make a tree sprout legs and run.

[@ruthrichardson9717]

@@VGamingJunkieVT In that case, go with a chainsaw

[@NoraEltrain]

"Leave. That goes for everyone! ...All living things."

[@jackventure3703]

Considering JD was the only one who bothered to show up for Jordan after the birth I think it’s fair.

[@Marguns21]

He let his daughter get named Jennifer Dylan? How did he not see that coming? XD

[@daniellek1191]

Jordan name the baby Jennifer Dylan Out of spite

[@jopalm3649]

Jordan called her that way because Cox was to busy to come for a baby party or something like that and JD was the only one being there and could convince her to do so.

[@_SYDGAMING_]

At that point Jordan was higher up than Perry being a bored of director. So any paperwork involving the kids name could be done by her and go past Perry without him knowing till they left the hospital or paperwork is already done.

[@larrystrange8044]

@@jopalm3649 it was the birth. A lot was going on and only JD showed up.He suggested the name and Jordan took th idea because she KNEW in would annoy Perry endlessly

[@IAmRaiderII]

The plant walking away just sells it. Oh god I'm crying.

[@CustomizedUsername]

“It’s like he’s never met you” 😂

[@Akumpo274]

Colonel Doctor looks so depressed after Jordan said "Not you." I feel bad for him.

[@emperornortoni2871]

Shows how long it's been since I watched the show. I thought it was Doctor Beardface.

[@Akumpo274]

@@emperornortoni2871 It's Beardfacé! Beardfacé!

[@MasterArchfiend]

God that plant animation aged like sour cream and yet I still find it funny.

[@zyaicob]

Well that's the thing it was never trying to be good, just funny, so it can't get any less good, just more funny

[@ct0760]

Sometimes I wish I could take a funny picture, (like at 0:31-2), and give that to the actor to Autograph

[@sereen.]

all living things XD

[@danielgrigg3426]

Plant: Fuck this shit I'm out

[@megazard5249]

"Doctor Cox-" "Leave!" "Yes..." "That means for everyone!" 😂😂

[@markvogelsong6921]

Great clip, thank you posting it. I love this show :-)

[@neslisahdursun5577]

I mean, I found it really funny when even the plant run off, but after the third time, I recognized how the plant gets legs by breaking pieces of the pot, and you can still see the pieces laying there. I love details like that :D 1:02

[@SaraNightfire1]

I think it's funny that the ones in the gift shop carried out what they were holding when they fled. XD....

[@kirmitfrog]

Yes they probably took advantage and stole it all I would not put it past them

[@yooneeque1]

I think one of the stuffed animal thieves was creator Bill Lawrence.

[@notforvideos]

I love Jordan. A wife who can drive a man that crazy and still be married to him must be a keeper.

[@narniadici1976]

She also cheated on him repetitively

[@V---L]

​@@narniadici1976 actually it was just once.

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

​@@narniadici1976In fairness, it's not like Cox is the most stable of people.

[@orderflowarchives]

​@@andyroobrick-a-brack9355Coxs is angry but reliable and stable. He just tells people how annoying they are with words but never actually hurts or harms them physically.

[@alialmuhanna4938]

“Leave.” Powerful stuff. 😆

[@C1U2]

"come on j.d" XDD I love Jordan :)

[@skypaladin8127]

-Dr. Cox... -LEAVE. -yess....

[@peary12]

Only Dr. Cox can clear a room as busy as a waiting room in the hospital.

[@MainframeTM]

Lord she looked so bad after having work done.

[@cgme7076]

Allon Walker :: I honestly don't know one, single person that has looked good after getting work done. I wish people would just stop doing it, unless they absolutely need to for a burn or something.

[@omairsh8]

She was one of the most Beautiful women on the planet before fucking her face up. Still gorgeous

[@charger334]

did that really just happen at 1:02??? or should I quit drinking

[@germanvisitor2]

+charger334 Yes. And yes.

[@sablestudios98]

I thought might have been high when i saw that

[@ransherman1611]

what are you talking about? the video ends at 1.02 nothing happens after that...

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

@@ransherman1611 They meant the plant running away at the end. And the video is 1:07.

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

@@PittsburghSportsFan43 wow that went straight over your head didnt it? Don't worry it happens.

[@robertparker6280]

That cute little smile Jordan did (0:31), was......cute.

[@theodorzdravevski9202]

have you ever been so mad you get a plant to run away from you?

[@floralrime2851]

'All living things' - bless this character!

[@muireannoshea5096]

Dr.Cox is the best character EVER!!!

[@rockstarsharma53]

Perry Cox never fails to amuse me

[@williamgonzales8746]

I actually live a few hours away from Smithville, the town they shot Hope Floats in. They talk about it all the time. It's even on their water tower

[@bacup27]

Amazing show

[@absolutetuber]

why does jordan look like she got a little overdosed on botox in the scene?

[@harkovdent5707]

+absolutetuber because she was

[@Bull1908]

Because Jordan is obsessed with botox.

[@puckinhell622]

A little overdosed...talk about understatement of the decade!

[@psyclops973]

There's an episode where she can't even make facial expressions because she injected too much botox.

[@saiyamanGXT]

For those of you who are still in the dark Bill Lawrence, the creator of Scrubs is the one who has extreme jealousy regarding Hugh Jackman, not John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox). So Lawrence scripted the character Dr. Perry Cox to display that jealousy. BTW, Hugh Jackman HAS NOT, repeat HAS NOT won an Oscar.

[@SpeedyEric1]

I've heard somewhere that John C. McGinley and Hugh Jackman are good friends. Also, Hugh Jackman hasn't won an Oscar yet, but he WAS nominated for Best Actor in Les Miserables.

[@ravi3shekh1]

he was also the guy who stole the teddy and ran when cox said everyone leave lol, thats Bill.

[@justmarty1076]

him and Leonardo DiCaprio should start a club

[@artur297]

saiyamanGXT i heard this animosity comes from mcginley losing the audition for wolverine to hugh jackman, not sure where i got this from though.

[@yotsubafanfan]

All in favor of making Hugh Jackman the next in line for the "Leonardo DiCaprio" joke! :-D

[@plantcitychuck2551]

One of the best shows ever

[@MrNimtiz]

Haha Bob, good times

[@Tuffsmoygles]

Hugh Jackman holding his Oscar watching this rerun "Oh, come on mate, that was uncalled for".

[@tolkienblack]

Cox only pretends to hate that his daughter is named after JD

[@aricstradtmann9972]

Poor doctor Cox he is always getting intentionally annoyed 😂😂😂

[@HarukaJoge]

1:03 -gasp- Eggsecutor?! You do exist!!!

[@cyanide7270]

I love that little self aware "huh..."

[@derkhaslol]

The guy at 0:49 with sunglasses is a ninja!

[@ScooterOnHisWay2024]

This show was truly unique. That is hard to say about a 'medical dramedy' but they NAILED it.

[@gigiozzolo]

-demon voice ON- THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE! ...ALL LIVING THINGS. XD

[@edwardgill1882]

I love how the plant takes off.

[@cdrrivera]

Colonel Dr... Forever Alone :(

[@muratulrich]

"Dr. Cox?" "Leave!.."

[@02brother]

Poor doctor sanders 🤣

[@goofygal95]

That is one cute baby :3

[@BlueMonkeyGamer]

You know that someone is truly badass when even the wildlife are afraid of him.

[@SoranoGuardias]

Funny thing is the plant was never alive.

[@eybeyb1]

I love hope floats too🙌🏼

[@RANDOM-KNIGHT145]

0:41 God forbid she wants that as her nickname as a teen

[@Jhertzog83]

..This may not blow over...

[@mialarsson4972]

Yeah that theme plays whenever I run too

[@ioren2692]

Did he call JD "Dinkus"? xD

[@johannesha186]

i miss scrubs

[@obedreyes7737]

Her caliber her JD was Icing on a cake. I can imagine how giddy Dorrian felt after hearing that

[@GanonGhidorah]

One day I will have that _power._

[@laila1989ism]

Omg Jordan totally looks like Ellen Pompeo in this scene. Even their voices seem kinda similar

[@yikes4946]

she really does lol!

[@PeterSedesse]

The Hugh Jackman references always crack me up. Holding a grudge much?

[@boiledelephant]

The running pot plant was one hell of a shark jump moment for me.

[@joshuaplotkin8826]

It's jd's daydream

[@MrRunindry]

That hospital had to be rebuilt over a period of 7 months after that day.

[@Hero1922]

I guess you could say Dr. Cox has UNLIMITED POWER!!!!

[@ravenstar5376]

DOCTOR PLANT *fuck this shit IM OUT* 🤣🤣

[@atreyufan012]

Dr.Kelso ahahahhahahhahahahah FUCKING SCRUBS I LOVE IT...

[@ger5565]

Cox even intimidates Groot.

[@adailtonpersegonha]

it's so embarassing when someone does that kind of put down that Kelso did to Cox about the long list of things

[@coolkidontheblock1342]

I wasn't ready for the plant...

[@333devilmidget8]

wife was with the plant, I haven't seen scrubs in a while, but 8 don't remember stuff like that

[@xsarccx]

repeating the "not you!" like a 100 times

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Bad CGI is terrified of Dr. Cox.

[@louisjones2653]

It's still hilarious how JD and Jordan's relationship got started in season 1

[@sarahapple5844]

It’s like he’s never met you 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChadMaestrodotcom]

"That goes for everyone!" Vegeta impersonation extraordinare.

[@PkDoesGaming]

"hugh jackman winning an oscar" rofl

[@stevenloube6784]

That joke aged poorly!

[@Migalouch]

That looks like you young Jason Segel in the scrubs putting something on the counter at 38 seconds.

[@buttonman6262]

The deterioration of scrubs coincided exactly with Jordans Botox treatments.

[@MxStruble]

Poor Colonel Doctor.

[@Lucidonius96]

at the end Cox:All living things. The plant runs away^^ lol lmfao

[@michaelhuynh4953]

I think he already has a new thing when he made EVERYONE leave.

[@ZomBabeZoe]

Did...did Dr Cox just make "The Happening" happen? 🤣🤣

[@jezusmylord]

0:57 Bill Lawrence is stealing a Teddy !

[@uhMoments]

you mean dr.cox reaction to JD being JD's godfather.

[@suekennedy1595]

Picking on Hugh jackman

[@SpeedyEric1]

Poor Colonel Doctor. =(

[@paullee629]

"All living things!"

[@ThDrkKnyt]

he was either about to torch the place or hulk out, not sure tho :P