Clumsy Cooking #1 with Zedaph & Tango!

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[@MythWish407]

I honestly really like that Tango uses sound to help direct Zedaph. Most people would say "oh no turn around and take to steps forward, reach your hand out..." but Tango just goes *smack* "right over here bud"

[@alyssa09485]

I read your comment before watching the vid and now I'm realizing just how much he actually does it during the stream 😂😂 genius move actually

[@giovannirocket9954]

I honestly can't tell if Zedaph is tall or if Tango is short, it's throwing me for a loop.

[@princealex205]

well zed is about 6'1 and tango about 5'9. so you may do with this whats needed (im 4 years late and thats funny to me )

[@m.a.cisback218]

@@princealex205 better late than never

[@Kiks-ii3uu]

@@princealex205 So they‘re BOTH tall. Or maybe I‘m just tiny. T^T

[@princealex205]

@@Kiks-ii3uu as a 5'2 guy I'm just short 😁 zed is almost a foot taller then me

[@PupAndPotsAdventures]

@@Kiks-ii3uuyea they're both tall 😂

[@metaphysicalmonsters3667]

Tango: Teen rating!! Zedaph: *immediately dephiles the sausage*

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

😭

[@Well_Hello_There42]

I went five whole years without knowing this existed and I am very upset about that

[@danaellison3216]

So did I, 5 years later it popped up on my recommended ... thanks KZbin

[@BlueMoonGames07]

I knew it existed, but it just now got recommended to me.

[@maskedperformances4090]

I went nearly 6! Help.

[@Hermitcraftisfun]

@@BlueMoonGames07same, but just now. Lol

[@3DperspectiveJS]

Yes this is amazing @@Hermitcraftisfun

[@psyvana]

Big up Mrs Tango for keeping you guys safe :) Also, I think Mumbo has been outspooned XD

[@Kumquattttt]

*SIX YEARS* later and this is still gold. Lots of funny moments and bromance!!

[@leinades1]

I love the miss tango sneaky moves at 23:00 She's trying to save the mess that these two have created XD

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

Miss tango is so hilarious 😭 I love her so much

[@rbplays]

15:16 "Fingers are nature's spoon"...I laughed uncontrollably :P

[@AliPieSupreme]

I loved how it looked like Zed ripped out someone's heart

[@XxEnderCookiezxX]

9:23 Zed reaches for *the garlic* 11:53 Zed dancing like no ones watching 💃 19:23 Just casually eating basil XD 21:16 Tango throws pepper at Zed 23:00 Spatula to the face! 35:40 *Tango now feels the need to clarify* 50:41 Lollll Tango also funny impressions of eachother 52:32 Another impression 55:34 *Tango plotting jokes he can’t say* 1:01:07 Classic you cut my finger off prank, also Tango bites the plastic off the cheese like a savage 1:04:40 Glove high five! 1:08:07 Meow 1:09:15 Whoa whoa whoa- never start making cookies on your own 1:10:30 Turkey Drumstick impression 1:11:47 Tango is having way too much fun with those boxing gloves 🤣 1:12:45 Tango gets eaten by the mixer 1:16:37 The egg cracking begins 1:17:23 Ya know... I don’t know what to say to this one imma just leave it here 😂 1:34:28 Zed pours water on Tango 1:47:50 I don’t wanna give this a caption but it’s hilarious- thank Zed for saving us! 1:49:54 Zed be like: Maybe I should help- ooh actually bad idea he has a knife 1:53:25 True friendship is when a friend is willing to help feed you water without their hands 2:00:45 Zed does trickshot 2:01:06 Zed’s has an idea but gets rejected 2:01:42 Accepting fate XD 2:10:08 Dedication to cleaning 2:11:43 Tango doing Zed impressions never gets old 2:34:40 When you're too excited for cookies ​2:39:28 Even Epicer high five! (creds to Histoiresansfin in the comments!)

[@vertsang5424]

you missed the epic high 5 at 2:39:20

[@XxEnderCookiezxX]

@@vertsang5424 I hadn't watched the stream all the way back then! That moment was truly hillarious XD Hope it's ok I added it to the list? Thanks so much for commenting it :D

[@XxEnderCookiezxX]

@@lannaxoxo LOL I saw that and laughed super hard, just didn't want to add a timecode to it (Tango has a family friendly reputation to uphold, even if he slips up sometimes haha)

[@vertsang5424]

@@XxEnderCookiezxX no problems ;)

[@mandolin1189]

thank you so much for all these time stamps!!

[@ro_ver_]

Four years later this is still hilarious! Just found out about this through watching Zeds HC season 8 (ep 18 I think, where they put Zed in the testing chamber) and I'm laughing my head off. Awesome how Tango directs Zed by just making noises and slapping the table!

[@z3ay_]

me to haha ^^

[@Leafl879]

"I'm happily married okay, very happily married!" or something like that LOL tango

[@frank5788]

Emma Ethel-Jared When?

[@CozyVibes70]

Mrs tango already showed her face earlier in the stream. But still funny how both of them shimmied across the kitchen to block her

[@LunaiCarmen]

It’s sweet 😊

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

It was so sweet omg 😭 I was laughing uncontrollably this whole stream lmaOOOO

[@unknownpasta8103]

i love how Mrs.Tango is the one concerned about safety

[@TheTrekkie12]

sometimes you gotta almost kiss the homies in front of your homie's wife to open some m&ms

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO BEST COMMENT IVE SEEN ALL FREAKING DAY

[@etunpeudevitriol]

36:34 Zed actually says parmesan like "parmezan"! (As you ought to say it) I've almost only heard people go "parmejean" like it's a character from Les Misérables or something.

[@mandarinadreux9572]

yeah, i caught that and I approve! I'm german and the way many english people pronunce parmesan has always weirded me out lol

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

I say Parma jjjjjjjj an like almost an sh noise but not really i dont think its the right way 🤣

[@massung_]

that pizza looks like something that two kids would make first chance they get at being alone in a kitchen

[@edscott771]

The chefs hats just add to the awesomeness

[@TheSkogemann]

This was soooo much fun to watch! xD "I am not gonna watch it all" - Watched it all :D

[@jasper1995]

SnopFop - TheSkogemann well good for you!! ;-)

[@parmie1001]

Same

[@parmie1001]

Same

[@petrapoor3145]

Same (×3)

[@LostInThe_Void]

Same (x4)

[@KHaoZ_THe_eNGiNeeR]

this needs to happen again

[@LunaiCarmen]

Hindsight

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

It happens TWO MORE TIME

[@thetwilightpug8778]

That was amazing I have never laughed so hard I can’t believe this was 5 years ago and I’ve only seen this now

[@wizarduss]

Soooo... I found out about this through the recent decked out stream, and I'm glad you mentioned it.. This is bloody hillarious

[@PupAndPotsAdventures]

I found it through a compilation and I was so happy to see it was over 2 hours long

[@Spr1ngtide]

Rest in peace that one person who joined the stream at the wrong time and just saw them at 35:44 😂

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

I absolutely SHOULD NOT be laughing this hard while I’m sick 🤣

[@Moonscale_]

That was so fun to watch! I've seen a lot of clips from these streams, but actually watching them is even more fun! just Tango doing everything with his feet and a knife and being good at it while Zedaph wasn't, and Zedaph doing everything with his mouth and being good at that while Tango wasn't, and just the realization when they had to take the pizza out of the oven without hands, and -ofcourse- last but not least the high five, everything was just very funny :D

[@alyssa09485]

The algorithm blessed me with this in my recommended, I'm gonna NEED a revamped, present-day version of Clumsy Cooking 😂😂 maybe get the full ZITS crew together?!

[@heatherdozier5]

The cat was so upset by the mozzarella usage

[@leannejones5051]

Tango had such a dad moment when he questioned what zed about the egg 🤣🤣

[@StorytellerForeverYT]

I love how they seemingly unintentionally wobble around like Charlie Chaplin half the time... 😂

[@Mothman_In_a_T-Pose]

I'm so happy this is up! I missed an hour of the stream, and the way you handled the cookies made me _really_ interested how you managed to make such a --soggy-- _delicious_ pizza.

[@blackarosskir]

this is three years old but i still rewatch it because of tthat missed high5 xDD and it's still hilarious

[@kimilini4814]

not sure how ive made it this long in life without seeing this....lmao

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

The occasionally Mrs tango cackle is too good

[@sheriguy8313]

how many times can I say omg!? can't stop laughing! can't breath! look it's Zedgo!

[@GoranSvilar]

@2:39:28 that was the best high five EVER

[@ebiplays]

That's the greatest thing I've seen in a long while. I'm crying from laughing so hard. Can't wait to see what other shenanigans you guys will be up to!

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

Oh my gooooosh, y’all have ABSOLUTELY no idea how hard I was laughing while saying “That is a WET pizza” 🤣 I couldn’t even finish my sentence without going into a coughing fit, it was HILARIOUS 😆

[@Samriddha_Chatterjee]

Zed just nomming down on raw mushrooms.😂😂

[@dasffs]

Can this happen again? 😊 Cooking contest with Imp and Skizz on the other team?

[@thepotatowedge]

There r two more

[@rtkjr1974]

Holiday weekend, watching old streams. So very happy to find this one. Well done gents and Mrs. T.

[@foxtrot151000]

1:47:48 by far the best thing i've seen thus far

[@DarkRose77100]

I honestly just laughed so hard I gave my self a headache. This was amazing.

[@alyssa09485]

10:17 Tango: Grab the big knife Mrs T: What? No, use the garlic press Tango: But you gotta get the skin off Mrs T (increasingly exasperated and trying to prevent a disaster): That'll get the skin off Gotta appreciate Mrs Tango 😂 1:01:54 *Tango squeaky noises* Zed: We have to go in opposites *Slower Tango squeaky noises* 1:14:59 Chat: How are you gonna take the pizza put of the oven with no hands? Zed and Tango: *blank stares* Uhh 1:17:18 The way they totally could've used their forearms to stop the rolling 😂 they didn't BOTH have to use their mouths 1:21:23 Staring at the oven in silence for a couple seconds trying to figure out how to get the pizza out was just ao funny to me for some reason, it made me wish there were short edits of this stream 😂 1:33:30 Zed gets attacked by a lump of sugar 1:40:05 Perfectly timed dono 😂😂 1:47:45 CRYINGGG HAHA 1:49:37 Zed's idea is to use his teeth, Tango's idea is to stab with a sharp knife 2:01:47 Tango re-putting the blindfold on LOL 2:08:06 Pretty sure they never got the wrapper out of the mixer 😂

[@zeneomaple]

Oh man rewatching this makes me so happy 😂

[@danimetal4171]

OMG.....I should be sleeping now, seriously.

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

Tango is SO much like my dad and i am SO into it I love him 🤣

[@cbart1987]

every time you watch it get`s better

[@riddler2kone]

I hope you guys have a great time

[@Fresh_Baklava]

Y'all are having way to much fun hanging out together!! Lol very entertaining vid. Thx!

[@GG553]

Had to go on a long road trip, this definitely helped pass the time

[@rbplays]

2:23:06 And with that...Zedango's Pizzeria was born!

[@adiemuller9486]

Watching this at work was a bad idea...laughing outloud next to my coworkers xD

[@ApexHerbivore]

Fingers are Nature's spoon :D it can't get better than that!

[@ApexHerbivore]

It did!! 56:00 That reaction XD

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

Mrs. tango…. PROPS. Your husband and Zed would be DEAD without you 🤣

[@rbplays]

32:36 What happens under the shirt...stays under the shirt ;)

[@suzqz92z]

Love it!! Thank you so much for uploading this!!

[@landa5696]

Best videos other than HC!!! Love seeing people experiencing different culture and have silly time♥️. Hope u can do this again or with other Hermits in different countries👍✨

[@messynessie4417]

How have I not seen this before? Laughing so much!

[@All54321]

6:40 Zedaph is still be Zedaph because it’s literally spelled out. “Zee” vs “Zed” is only for the letter Z itself. His name has Zed in it so it’s pronounced that way, no matter how someone pronounces Z.

[@SharkBait-eo1yw]

This was the most entertaining thing I’ve seen

[@heatherspates3898]

This is so entertaining

[@georgiagrady1871]

Me: Oh I'll just start this video and watch a little bit 2 hours later: Oh my god... I need to go to bed... but they're just getting ready to open the M&M's...

[@xyrsh]

I'm back here for the legendary high five.

[@MetalMonkey]

2:39:29 That High Five!!!!

[@crystalliced]

50:41

[@bugmancx]

Please come over and bake cookies for me. My kitchen is your kitchen!

[@jameswright4640]

You guys are absolutely hilarious.

[@aarontaher1726]

This video made my day! 🤣😂🤣

[@aarontaher1726]

This should be a sport!

[@eierrudi]

This is amazing

[@SanguineNight]

This needs to be a game! Omg so funny :D

[@Rouge261]

I want to see mumbo and grain do this

[@Hufflepuff_cookie]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YES!!! It would be amazing, especially with the amount of ... Jokes that spout from it. Though they both have a more well-known younger audience. I would pay to see that.

[@NICOLEwendt73]

Dude them standing next to each other with the height difference 😂 Them in a shirt together, Grian might not even be able to see 💀

[@peacechan4500]

2:39:29 best high five of my lifetime

[@robertsimpson9010]

I came here to see Zed and Tango kiss and was disappointed 🤣

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS COMMENT- 🤣

[@izzy_able]

1:01:07 that was evil

[@boblovescheese]

Do you guys know the definition of delicious?

[@aarontaher1726]

This is the best video in the world! Kinda... it’s VERY funny at least!

[@whokilledevie]

gordon ramsay is quaking in his boots

[@PerfectProtagonist]

50:24 Tango would say the same thing about Marmite, which I'm currently building in Minecraft.

[@shahidabegum4750]

what kind of earth creature likes onions? What are you here for? EXTRATERRESTRIALS!!!

[@sanderhonig8276]

You should cut this to a nice short compilation. That would be awesome

[@nancylagace7913]

I'm sure the 8 million views said" It's worth the time to watch".

[@ark_7699]

mumbo would be useful for the cookies (hes a SPOON)

[@RuthTheBananaDuck]

50:24 foreshadowing

[@tinas5523]

2nd time watching this and I'm still laughing as hard as if it was the first time

[@vkashthegreat]

Enjoy your holiday

[@Voidfoxune]

5 years late, is it just me or does the audio sound funny

[@lucidmoses]

Why was this not on your Mixer channel?

[@AlwaysTheSickestKid]

Huzzah! Yay! Silliness!

[@stormechappie]

Best thing ever

[@GrimmTheEngineer]

Eyyyy found this because of the 100k celebratory video thumbnail

[@nancylagace7913]

OMG ...My brain:" The minecraft conjoined twins".

[@aarontaher1726]

What in the world!

[@eskab6066]

this is so hilarious xD Love that duo!

[@zer0snyper199]

Zedaph, have you enjoyed your time in America?

[@nancylagace7913]

"If the world would have more of them......" What is minecraft now?

[@adrazuel]

Excellent haha

[@josiannegagne]

Omg. the eggs cracking was just nasty

[@XerxesBlacksmithmyers13]

Tango opinion on mushrooms is real

[@Jaymac720]

"What did you do to this towel?" 0_0

[@ajbeew2257]

came back for the high five. anyone got a timestamp?

[@redbeankai]

idk if u need it anymore but 2:39:40 i think

[@ajbeew2257]

@@redbeankai aha thanks, never too late

[@redbeankai]

@@ajbeew2257 welcome!! lmao i was off a like about 20 seconds, it’s supposed to be 2:39:20💀

[@elizabethk.170]

Zed, where is worm man!!!