I think one think that would be interesting about zenyatta would be that he was a med-bot before the crisis, giving him some proximity to humans allowed him to better understand them and access a new level of "Consciousness"
@bananapete67212 жыл бұрын
Johnny Sins in if he was a meditation teacher
@gooberhoobin46582 жыл бұрын
And that’s insane LOL
@omerosama4132 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you killed me
@arshadsiddiqui90712 жыл бұрын
Considering the amount schmuk dedicated to Zen he probably does Mr Sins' main hustle as well. Zenny Sins!!!!!
@oivatank2 жыл бұрын
Poor Reinhardt, his memory hasn’t been the same these days.
@BRBS3602 жыл бұрын
Too many head injuries from charging into walls... or enemies.
@riatorex87222 жыл бұрын
@Mom "When in doubt, cliff charge"
@SecureBirch410 Жыл бұрын
@@BRBS360 every single rein main -> hold shield + use charges of ranged attacks -> shield breaks -> charge
@seanyeeets4675 Жыл бұрын
@@SecureBirch410literally what I do or I hop around swinging trying to block damage for my teammates
@anon93592 жыл бұрын
As he should. If they're gonna hide his lore, he might as well mess around with us and the characters.
@DamnAwesome2 жыл бұрын
gay
@exitpath22 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Zenyatta has just had every job in the world.
@slaybutton16922 жыл бұрын
Just to get payed enough to live, damn minimum wage
@acorr142 жыл бұрын
Zenyatta confirmed Omnic Johnny Sins?
@jomonkey27582 жыл бұрын
This is a damn good plot twist! What if like he was one of those bots who was bad at everything and constantly got fired, so all these things are true. He is telling the truth but people think he’s joking, so he won’t get embarrassed that he was fired so many times.
@CopShowGuy2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he served coffee while driving a tractor while doubling as a collector/lifeguard at a water park/laser tag arena
@benassulinskas64122 жыл бұрын
Giving Miss Rabbit from Peppa Pig
@HOLYSHITLORD2 жыл бұрын
1:13 Zarya: Tell me, omnic. Do you dream? Zen: *ɪ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀғʟʏ*
@user-ug1th8gt8o2 жыл бұрын
"I think, therefore I am"
@birdfalber91612 жыл бұрын
"Do I think..? Does a submarine swim?"
@strigoi_guhlqueen83552 жыл бұрын
Or he dreamt of electric sheep.
@lamie02372 жыл бұрын
@@birdfalber9161 To this day i still don't understand that line
@emerywoods624 Жыл бұрын
@@lamie0237 does a submarine swim?
@tobiaskoran67872 жыл бұрын
It always bugged me how Zen is 20 years old but sounds like an 80 year old wisdom dispenser
@Unsaid862 жыл бұрын
Have you seen monks irl? They can be around that age. Add the fact that he’s a robot with the ability to float and shoot orbs as well as make everyone around him almost invincible for a time being. Honestly sounds fine to me.
@KilogramHours2 жыл бұрын
It makes sense. Probably when he was created Zen was giving average-to-high levels of intelligence so add onto that 20 years of life experience he's basically 40 or 50 years old mentally.
@Jekyde4122 жыл бұрын
i mean Orisa is two and can form full sentences. Can't really uphold human qualities to a robot that can literally plug itself into the wifi and learn everything that way. Kinda like Neo. Suddenly a coffee maker knows kung fu.
@ruki49292 жыл бұрын
He was born as a 20-year old, yeah? So add 20 years of being a monk and you probably get wiser. But I do absolutly love that they're making him more playful now, because a lot of monk I know about have a similar sort of vibe.
@DapperMudkip2 жыл бұрын
Well he obviously wasn’t built with the mind of an infant, he was probably “born” at like 30 and went from there.
@syvulpie2 жыл бұрын
Reinhardt: "What did you do, you know, before the crisis?" Zenyatta: "Yes"
@PaulHoleybatch2 жыл бұрын
[Someone's drowning in a pool] Zen: "I feel neither joy nor remorse amidst such death"
@darkdollar40002 жыл бұрын
xD
@CopShowGuy2 жыл бұрын
"Do I think? Does that drowning person swim? Wait..."
@marcopohl4875 Жыл бұрын
"Just jump in already!" "I'm not water proof..."
@TheTraveler9802 жыл бұрын
Reinhardt: What did you do, you know, before the Crisis? Zenyatta: I once served on a spaceship that would approach and wipe out organic civilization every 50,000 years. Reinhardt: Hahahaha, is that true? Genji: He won't tell me, either.
@jonihelsing2 жыл бұрын
WE ARE HARBINGER
@lawtamim2 жыл бұрын
this sounds like mass effect and hi3
@busydarthnooox82902 жыл бұрын
Nice 😂
@BlazeReborn2 Жыл бұрын
*WHOOOOOOOONGH*
@HoshizoraOW2 жыл бұрын
Apparently Zen also massaged sheep once upon a time but i couldn't find the voiceline (i spent three hours in customs trying to find it 😭)
@anon93592 жыл бұрын
Thanks for providing these voice lines to us. :') it's been nice extra content!
@Takejiro242 жыл бұрын
3 hours? I wish I had that determination.
@andytran44842 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even realize i was on your channel hoshi, i love the work you do and am glad to see Zenyatta killing overwatch characters with wisdom
@HisFanciness2 жыл бұрын
He’s not Welsh now is he?
@cheyc84692 жыл бұрын
Zenyatta wasn't alive before the crisis. He's only 20 years old. Either that's a plot hole or Zen just REALLY likes messing with people.
@AquosFrost2 жыл бұрын
but every robot after the crisis was a bad robot designed for war.
@themysticpyro56712 жыл бұрын
He’s 29 during the time of OW2 cause it takes place later
@FWU1002 жыл бұрын
@@AquosFrost Nope, not all omniuns were corrupted, the IDINA model for example was used to defend Numbani
@Skibbutz2 жыл бұрын
Its important to note what it's not clear if Zenyatta being 29 means he was created 29 years ago, or he gained sentience 29 years ago. Edit: Fixed age for ow2*
@cheyc84692 жыл бұрын
@@Skibbutz Well I mean... his age is 20. So i'm assuming that means he was built 20 years before overwatch 1.
@Orthane2 жыл бұрын
Zenyatta is the collective conscious of every single Omnic, that's why he had so many jobs. Calling it now.
@yomomma18852 жыл бұрын
It’s probably something to do with the nature of the Iris, that’s my bet
@azrik60842 жыл бұрын
I've had a theory for a long time that Zen is secretly one of the most evil characters in OW. That he is a minion of the iris which is actually a god program looking to mind control everything.
@_V.Va_2 жыл бұрын
He's just doing a little trolling.
@goodnoodle52242 жыл бұрын
I can imagine Lucio just FUMING ear-to-ear trying to grasp the concept of painting a canvas with emptiness lol 😂. Just…”😠”
@defensivepotato19982 жыл бұрын
Straight up told him to shut up and listen
@GrimmundusRex2 жыл бұрын
Ultimate flex, Zen sends Lucio an MP3 file to meditate to, suggesting maybe the appropriate music might help... John Cage's 4'33
@dreadtrap9732 жыл бұрын
Zenyatta is cementing himself as one of my favourite overwatch characters second only to sombra. They both troll the hell out of others and I love it.
@aitipsea39092 жыл бұрын
Rein: What did you do? You know, before the crisis Zen: *I was part of an army of machines deployed to steal a weapons and hats company from a super strong australian mad man* Rein: Hah! Is that true? Genji: He won't tell me either
@Ihummer632 жыл бұрын
So, Junkrat's treasure is a piece of australium
@stephenking58522 жыл бұрын
“Then paint it with emptiness.” I think what he means is paint a picture of something that you would associate with the concept.
@Unsaid862 жыл бұрын
Or classical music considering that probably the most empty you can get when it comes to music. Plus I’m pretty sure classical music can actually help the ears (heard it in a tedd talk)
@Vaporvision2 жыл бұрын
@@Unsaid86 ???
@SnoozeCruisin2 жыл бұрын
Interesting. I imagined it as more of a meditative exercise -- rather than associating meditation with the idea of "just think about nothing" (which can be really difficult when you're starting out, as your mind will want to wander), associate it instead with the idea of "actively envision an empty mind" (which consumes more brainpower but could teach you how to manage chaotic thoughts).
@imprincesswolfy25652 жыл бұрын
@@Unsaid86 mf just called the most complex and studied form of music “the most empty you can get”
@Vaporvision2 жыл бұрын
@@SnoozeCruisin yes
@kcyccyck65562 жыл бұрын
Genji: But you don't breath... Zen: Indeed * Genji System Is Performing An Unescheduled Restart *
@StoicForce2 жыл бұрын
Also Zenyatta: *deep gasp after taking critical damage*
@marcopohl4875 Жыл бұрын
Genji: *dun dun dun dun *DON"*
@puppergump4117 Жыл бұрын
@@StoicForce That's the hamster inside him
@thegoon38402 жыл бұрын
The first. damn. line. and Zen is pulling *ZERO PUNCHES*
@evilemoboy2 жыл бұрын
It is delightful to hear, that Zarya seems to start accepting omnics. It reminds me, that our people are capable of change.
@ryanager80292 жыл бұрын
The sheer exasperation in “I served coffee” makes me think it’s the real one.
@Neon_Specs2 жыл бұрын
Reinhardt: What did you do, you know, before the Crisis? Zenyatta: i forgor 💀
@phntmthf5505 Жыл бұрын
Zenyatta really just straight up told Lucio to shut up in the most zen way possible
@TypicalCynic_2 жыл бұрын
“What did you do before the omnic crisis?” Zenyatta: *”I once dreamed I was a butterfly.”*
@isaaclalehzari76882 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Official_Burigeller2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: All Omnics even the "ascended" ones live as a Hive mind, so he really had all those jobs. Somewhere he drains someone of their health and thats how his healing works. Sleep tight
@fizzyelfyt4153 Жыл бұрын
I don't like this theory because it takes away from the agency that omnics have, the revolution would be pointless
@CRollins19972 жыл бұрын
Watch Zenyatta actually be serious about his previous occupations but no one believes him because of how laid back he is about it, lol.
@thefirstofthelastones89522 жыл бұрын
Reinhardt: What did you do, before the crisis? Zenyatta: I stole people of their Pokémon cards, deleted their game save files and gave them negative feedback on their eBay profiles.
@moriarty56492 жыл бұрын
What did you do...you know...before the crisis?
@HeliosThor642 жыл бұрын
I served coffee.
@Takejiro242 жыл бұрын
@@HeliosThor64 hEHEhE....Is THaT TRUE?
@genetes2 жыл бұрын
*sigh* he won't tell me either
@nukeatom2 жыл бұрын
Just an Omnic trying to make a decent living
@rans0mware2 жыл бұрын
I almsot choked on the teacher voiceline
@MIIC4H2 жыл бұрын
“I collect payments at a Laser Tag arena.” This man is a cook.
@tau-5794 Жыл бұрын
Genji we need to cook
@ianm14622 жыл бұрын
“Focus on my breathing”. Actually a sick zen koan for a robot
@xJaydagreatest2 жыл бұрын
Zen had so many “jobs”
@Ray-gg3vq2 жыл бұрын
oh no
@Noobgalaxies2 жыл бұрын
Those balls had to go somewhere I guess
@hablandoacamaraapagada31832 жыл бұрын
Now I want coffee waiter , farmer and laser tag employee skins for Zeny
@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii61492 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to starbucks. What is... an order?"
@fatherplatypus23162 жыл бұрын
That line with Sombra tho 😂
@1Sariat52 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the upload! I honestly love Zen so damn much
@rex_man67012 жыл бұрын
Blizzard needs to release a Zen comic or cinematic short. There is so much I want to know about him, omnics, the iris and genji
@JABRIEL2512 жыл бұрын
Aw Zarya is being more accepting of Omnics
@furioussherman72652 жыл бұрын
I think you forgot the interaction where Zen says to Reinhardt that he massaged sheep on a free-range pasture.
@BlightedLight2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad he and Zarya are getting along finally, I can't stand her when she disses genji and zen in overwatch 1 makes me not wanna heal her so I stop hearing her rude voice lines. Like damn Zarya you kinda being lied to by your favorite Russian lady but here you are with all that audacity.
@imprincesswolfy25652 жыл бұрын
That’s why I’ve hated Zarya for years. I realized I was really good at her and made a crusade to never customize her, and only switch when the match started to avoid listening to her
@spookyscary64002 жыл бұрын
its kinda wild how they made the healers so unliked in-universe. like you got the anti-omnic folk being awful to zenny, everyone hates moira, people are pissy with ana for faking her death, all of talon have issues with both ana and mercy, barely anyone likes or trusts bap that much, lucio only really clashes with symm and a bit with widow. I think brig might be the most well-liked healer in the game by other characters, which is really ironic, and i think its only like that in ow1 because none of the bad guys really know about her
@imprincesswolfy25652 жыл бұрын
@@spookyscary6400 and brig isn’t liked by the community
@Marseillekuz2 жыл бұрын
interaction with zarya actually so cool woah and interaction with Lucio "pain it with emptiness" omg
@Doc_Aspy2 жыл бұрын
Zarya character development? Hell yeah.
@yenyerkun2 жыл бұрын
Zen over here going full Joker mode giving different backstories got me 💀💀💀
@furioussherman72652 жыл бұрын
0:01 Funny Sombra should say that since the Masquerade comic way back in the day told us that Omnics aren't actually allowed to gamble. My guess is that they can predict the odds of betting or random chance games.
@ItzPaichuu2 жыл бұрын
S Tier Video
@hrpang Жыл бұрын
Ha, it's all so profound too when he gives wisdom. "Focus on my breathing." "But you don't breathe." "Indeed." He is basically saying "Focus on nothing." which is kinda of what the Flow concept is.
@rubylemmons92312 жыл бұрын
I've been trying out the new Sombra changes and every time that there's a zen on the team I say hello before I attack and he always says hello back.
@Unsaid862 жыл бұрын
Why tf is everyone using that pfp? I thought I’ve been seeing one person over and over again but no.
@Eclipse_NT2 жыл бұрын
@@Unsaid86 yeah same here
@Glitchual Жыл бұрын
@@Unsaid86 its to show if they are unfunny
@Kingly242 Жыл бұрын
collecting money from a laser tag arena sounds extremely Breaking Bad
@knoblauchscharfkeinmaiskei4834 Жыл бұрын
Certified Saul Goodman moment
@computernoise22092 жыл бұрын
Zen OW1: No lore Zen OW2: Every lore
@LumaZuria2 жыл бұрын
At least he is not the master at getting caught
@xanemane2 жыл бұрын
Anakin:Very funny
@balazsjanosdominko56032 жыл бұрын
A farmer, a life gurard, a ticket master, and a coffee shop employee, this man is everything
@JustCallMeDija2 жыл бұрын
I like the part where Genji says, “He won’t tell me either,”
@jataihouston1546 Жыл бұрын
He has a new one with Ramattra.
@Snow-dy7tu2 жыл бұрын
Zenyatta before crisis: Hello, this is Fazer Blast arcade, welcome.
@WTazCreative2 жыл бұрын
Zen telling Lucio to shut up, haha
@catalinbostan3542 Жыл бұрын
Jesus...call the ambulance for Sombra,holy moly,that's a 3rd degree burn so casually applied..
@abdhazhar92902 жыл бұрын
I hope they bring back sassy zenyatta 😂😂😂
@sonyanightmare27832 жыл бұрын
*Sassy Zen has finally been added...* 🖤😂👏🏽😌🖤
@coconut_tv05642 жыл бұрын
I've forgotten how funny Zen is, and this vid rreminded me
@tasmaniandevil4t Жыл бұрын
“I drove a tractor.” THAT LITERALLY-
@Someone_who_loves_guns2 жыл бұрын
The interaction with Hammond is gold
@SaltCrocodile2 жыл бұрын
Zenyatta has committed thousands of war crimes
@theelfl17832 жыл бұрын
Zen is my spirit animal, he’s such a troll it’s great
@reibuyoru25142 жыл бұрын
what a chad
@TheArmouredAlechemist2 жыл бұрын
Evvery time I hear Zen say a possoble backstort all I think of is, "Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?"
@flamedrake34534 ай бұрын
Lucio: "Got any meditation tips? I have trouble calming down." Zenyatta: "Try listening to silence" Lucio: "But it's like a blank canvase that just needs to be filled!" Zenyatta: "Then paint it with emptiness" Lucio: *And I took that personally*
@longdarkwing1032 жыл бұрын
what did you do, you know, before the crisis?
@cameronwillmott1534 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Zenyatta was a military bot beforehand and is ashamed to admit it.
@thewhitepikmin23272 жыл бұрын
Zenyatta has quite the resume lmao
@HexxKnight2 жыл бұрын
zen lowkey is a master of everything
@dontrelljanuary98992 жыл бұрын
“Then paint it.. with emptiness.”
@sagastar41082 жыл бұрын
Zenyatta dreams of being a butterfly.
@naejimba2 жыл бұрын
"Then paint it with emptiness.... bitch."
@TPixelAdventures Жыл бұрын
What if Zenyatta had ALL the memories of those jobs because he became One with the Iris? The Iris is supposed to give you a higher consciousness, so maaaaybe that's why he's got a bunch of memories and wisdom that don't belong to him XD
@Random302762 жыл бұрын
Zen working like uncle ruckus
@pokieplayboy2 жыл бұрын
Man has stories about his past like varric about bianca
@Adrianucho_2 жыл бұрын
Zenyatta telling politely to Lucio to SARAP.
@22TwentyTwo2 жыл бұрын
that last line was actually really deep
@arcturuslwowski30562 жыл бұрын
Reinhardt: What did you do, you know, before the Crisis? Zenyatta: I was an agent in virtual reality, wearing sunglasses and capturing dangerous terrorist called Neo. Reinhardt: Hahahaha, is that true? Genji: He won't tell me, either.
@amelielacroix37222 жыл бұрын
Zen has had more jobs than Trish from Austin and Ally
@THETVGCHANNEL2 жыл бұрын
I like to think zenyatta had a malfunction before the crisis and gave him something simaler to memory loss. So everything before the crisis keeps changing
@bananaslug4373 Жыл бұрын
He’s tired of being philosophical
@CalamardoBasado2 жыл бұрын
Rein: What did you do?, you know, before the crisis Zen: I worked in Disney -Rein: Hahaha, is that true? -Genji: He won't tell me ,either
@Glitchual Жыл бұрын
blizzard world worker
@davidbanko99462 жыл бұрын
The Hammond interaction 😳
@whokillediggy2 жыл бұрын
I've been so hyped over all these new interactions, lots of great ones this beta
@judgement72792 жыл бұрын
zen in hammonds mech sounds funny
@bloodangel7731 Жыл бұрын
Reinhardt: what did you do, you know, before the crisis Zenyatta: I was a juggler in a circus Reinhardt: hahaha is that true? Genji: he won't tell me either Reinhardt: can you show us how you juggle? Zenyatta: I will not, juggle
@muricaman64752 жыл бұрын
Reinhardt be like:HAHAHA! Is ThAT TruE
@chaosiprince2 жыл бұрын
what did zenyatta do, you know, before the Crisis
@GustavRex Жыл бұрын
I mean, half of these isn't Zen trolling, just them being deep.
@kacpergrzywaczewski37712 жыл бұрын
I'm mastered the art of floating and trolling at the same time you can't defeat me Sombra
@longQ15512 жыл бұрын
Barista, life guard, farmer skin lol
@starmoral54562 жыл бұрын
Something about that last line was very Jhin-like. Idk why, just gives off his vibe.
@TheImpressionist0816182 жыл бұрын
Twist: Zenyatta is actually the joker.
@zodiaccowboy21312 жыл бұрын
Imagine if every single one of the floating balls is actually an AI consciousness controlling the main robot
@mk_gamíng06092 жыл бұрын
Cool idea, but the fact that he uses them as weapons would be counter-productive
@ichigokurosaki692 жыл бұрын
@@mk_gamíng0609 it would be the same as if rein would decide to throw his massive brain into the enemy team
@zodiaccowboy21312 жыл бұрын
@@mk_gamíng0609 it’s just trying to be more close with them
@jackmack41812 жыл бұрын
Sassy Zenyatta is back
@Voyna9692 жыл бұрын
"He won't tell me either "
@RicardoEsteves2 жыл бұрын
_he won't tell me either_
@alexdrake40812 жыл бұрын
It seems after Linx-17, Zarya seems to be working on her hatred and bias
@pearlypop2379 Жыл бұрын
Barbie called, she wants her title of "most jobs" back