Thank u so much! Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays! 🙏🤘
@_nikki_77492 жыл бұрын
Bro the dude just reading in the background at the end is everything lol
@Prefinesse772 жыл бұрын
That was me prefinesse77 I lit boi up and took my buddy stuff back
@GodWorksOut Жыл бұрын
Especially his first line “There was a lot of treachery…”
@julesdipietro9019 Жыл бұрын
That’s what I was gonna say 🤣
@b_bogg2 жыл бұрын
There is nothing more depraved than a fresh spawn in the depths of a loot binge
@MisterPickle.2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there...Raoul Duke 😉
@zain_xs8721 Жыл бұрын
Dude I literally just finished reading that book yesterday what a coincidence
@Lethalmuffin879 ай бұрын
We can’t stop here… this is freshie country
@Parabola0012 жыл бұрын
Polvo's trolling is on another level
@vvbazilvv3622 жыл бұрын
It's pretty zesty aye.
@jamiehoekstra11677 Жыл бұрын
Fr tho!
@SamGleesh2 жыл бұрын
This video simply could not be better in any way lmao, the random poetry in the outro is the most day z thing ever and it’s wonderful.
@hubudubebububububeubub2 жыл бұрын
Dude the way you where edging this guy's death, just to explode him at the end was hilarious. Stimpee level of trolling.
@zenith79102 жыл бұрын
most goated dayZ content creator bro, much love
@ZestyPolvo2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Happy Holidays 🙏
@noahcalhoun39642 жыл бұрын
That derringer shot on the driver was immaculate
@kubeck2 жыл бұрын
Damn, these just keep getting better and better! Have a great holiday Polvo !
@ZestyPolvo2 жыл бұрын
Likewise bro thank you!
@SimpIethree2 жыл бұрын
The most frowned upon thing is all that 3rd person peeking 😭😭😭
@JacobBuchanan-s8p2 ай бұрын
Good thing it's a video game
@KURUMI-lolXD2 ай бұрын
I remember that name from somewhere are you by chance an admin on !++ on console
@Stiffybuilt2 жыл бұрын
Great video! The dude with the poetry at the end had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
@wizardyeti2 жыл бұрын
This has to be my favorite video you’ve ever made. I genuinely laughed when he logged back in and you blew up the explosive.
@kushking6537 Жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone try so hard to keep someone alive just to try twice as hard to kill them
@royalsempire17572 жыл бұрын
The dude continuing to reed poetry while the explosion goes off seals it
@ArchieStormcloudOfficial2 жыл бұрын
Zesty out here shootin' fuggin *L A Z E R B E A M S!*
@anthonyg.63022 жыл бұрын
youre probably my fave dayz youtuber. editing is on point
@ZestyPolvo2 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏
@williamray45122 жыл бұрын
Dude your comedy in editing is genius level.
@bitethebook76502 жыл бұрын
When the metal started playing I almost spit out my drink all over my chicks face.
@nunull6427 Жыл бұрын
"I knew it was too good to be true" 🤣
@jetthusty83512 жыл бұрын
Bruh, why can’t two fully geared, oblivious guys drive a car towards me when I’m on the coast? All I find is low gears trying to fill me with IJ’s
@RockyBoyBalboa2 жыл бұрын
The first 15 seconds earned an instant sub 😭🔥😂
@melancholia1Ай бұрын
Only now I realized he started reading Charles Bukowski's Genius Of The Crowd in the End XD
@dayz-tim45912 жыл бұрын
That damn poetry dude who goes on the PD mic LOL
@uterze3782 жыл бұрын
Polvo please link your musics used in video. 115 I know from siegman bo1 but the hell2:20 which music is this I ve heared it too often but i dont remember the name.
@hatedagonyxx85942 жыл бұрын
I like how he added cod zombies music when dude was running into PD Lmao right now haha
@Diamondjoseph9 ай бұрын
I'm new to the channel. Love this. You're literally keeping them alive to torture them continuously. 😂
@codfatherofsoul2 жыл бұрын
Amazing video bro. The editing is insane!
@XenomorphTerror2 жыл бұрын
Bro. The audio design of this video is top tier. Love the black ops zombies 🧟♂️ references 👌
@napper-8082 жыл бұрын
The guy in the background reading poetry over the PA was the icing on the cake. You are going to hell I'm afraid. 😃
@spittle972 жыл бұрын
2:05 i know this song but cant remember its title someone please help
@GregoryMcStevens4 ай бұрын
AHA-Take on me
@Crabpreson3 ай бұрын
@@spittle97 it 115 by Elena siegman and keven sherwood
@miniblasan57172 жыл бұрын
I meet two IRL friends on a server a few years back and had my share of fun with the two until they both got unconscious at the same time and got "attacked" by the infected. 😅🤣
@R3___1142 жыл бұрын
Bro the fable sound effects and soundtracks are so nostalgic
@arctic_lime Жыл бұрын
As a guy only two days into the game, I feel horrible for these guys.
@Rectyme Жыл бұрын
That timing was flawless boom then the guy reads poetry lmao! It was meant to be.
@mainlinemitch2 жыл бұрын
THE COAST SATISFIES THE MOST - Sauly
@williamray45122 жыл бұрын
At 1:00. Omg that Halloween music kicked in perfectly. Great fucking editing
@GreysonBucher8 ай бұрын
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING VIDEOS HOMIE ABSOLUTE GOLD EVER SINGLE SEC OF EACH VIDEO BRO
@PVEDAYZXB Жыл бұрын
Lol this is wonderful, you're the reason why no one can trust anyone in DayZ 🤣🤣 love it, the land mine, the gas bottle and finish it off with the "you're bugged" trap. Well done 🙏
@senjubrian1687 Жыл бұрын
Just found my new favourite dayz creator, I was sold once I heard all the Fable sound tracks 😌
@billymoore47882 жыл бұрын
Ive been on multiple offical servers on xbox this past year. And this is something i see all the time. Geared players build bases there and run the coast killing fresh spawns. We kill them and they come right back with alt accounts.
@LaztheLax2 жыл бұрын
Yep. That's Xbox in a nutshell. Gear hoarding/duping, old gen console cheap tricks like XRaying through walls, and +5 other accounts to deal with when you kill a person. 😂
@shelbygratto5642 жыл бұрын
This video. Is life. Lol I'm dying of laughter
@JayyCobb Жыл бұрын
Easily one of the best videos I've seen. Super entertaining and top notch editing! 👍
@hippieswoup6336 Жыл бұрын
Bro your content is the best! Funniest Dayz Content Creator. Keep it up bro.
@christianwatson29512 жыл бұрын
That was diabolical. Well done, my friend.
@illegalBrownBoy2 жыл бұрын
That cod music I’m the background got me dyin💀💀
@youtuber-lr8ck2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah everything was great, the set up , the improvisation, adjusting to change and the execution. Fuking CHEF'S KISS *MUAHH* 🤌
@nogodsnomasters357 Жыл бұрын
Best Dayz video to date!!😂😂😂😂
@leecousins9372 жыл бұрын
This has got to be one of the best ones yet! Great work man! 👏
@constantinouojoron5491 Жыл бұрын
2:10 lmao gotta love the 115
@AZReal7072 жыл бұрын
Polvo has the most entertaining Dayz videos
@nolangonzales85342 жыл бұрын
absolutely atrocious, i would quit the game if that happened to me.
@Seantrick2 жыл бұрын
Yo bro you had me pissing myself laughing. Great content man. New subscriber
@DulfyBee2 ай бұрын
Bro died doing what he loved most: looting while getting “shot”
@efrizzles2 жыл бұрын
(bomb explodes) -> proceeds to read poetry
@johnyzx10r2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you the reason I'm always scared of people in day z
@hillsideheathen5267 Жыл бұрын
I just rage quit the game and then started watching this video and immediately turned Dayz back on lol. God damn you!!!
@Flordiaman12 жыл бұрын
I consider this a Christmas present thank-you great stuff 👍
@linkslayer15 Жыл бұрын
I'm fairly new to this game. Is the KA-101 the same rarity as the AUR?
@ForExampleJon2 жыл бұрын
There is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average human being to supply any given army on any given day and the best at murder are those who preach against it and the best at hate are those who preach love and the best at war finally are those who preach peace
@ZestyPolvo2 жыл бұрын
I just noticed this is what he was reading lol
@jpadilla342 жыл бұрын
this is it ! this is the one that made me subscribe and im so glad i did
@SnoFlo2 жыл бұрын
The first one... yeah I actually did it yesterday to a group of 3, one was like "hey" as he was holding a deagle in his hands and I managed to corner myself to the point that if he was heavy punched once he would be stuck then knocked him out after that his two budies came running in lile 30 seconds later to get hit by landmines
@therestartprince64182 жыл бұрын
You got it down dude, this game was made for this. Ultimately I am better at surviving than combat, but thats why this game is so good, cause you can accomplish your goals without combat if you choose. Been playing this game for a long time and am glad people are still enjoying it.
@michaelgoddard90892 жыл бұрын
Lol. One 7min video and I subbed. Awesome content my friend. 🎉
@ØPONDERØ5 ай бұрын
6:44 you are using resident evil outbreak theme?
@510th2 жыл бұрын
that car theft/banditry was awesome :D cheers! I missed this stream, looks like it was juicy!
@ZestyPolvo2 жыл бұрын
Thank you brother! 🤘
@Usef3202 жыл бұрын
I thought this was gonna be a short meme but it was a 10 minute video instead, I was pleasantly surprised.
@foxtrotnine2504 Жыл бұрын
The coastal cities have a lot of nail spawns and i industrial spawns which is nice for base builders so I frequent the coast as a geared player. I always try to have a shotgun load it with rubber slugs for freshies. I tie em up, and always share some spare food and water then I leave them.
@JoeyRhubarb6 ай бұрын
Alright Josef Fritzl
@bootrepairman4642 жыл бұрын
The Walter white meme kills me
@DatGuySyl2 жыл бұрын
this video had me all pumped up
@aermotors2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely based and so hilarious haha. Love watching these vids. This is why DayZ never gets old.
@vsq52 жыл бұрын
5:54 This Guy Trying To Dance Hhhhhhhh
@volkov64602 жыл бұрын
straight sub for the intro 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
@Sedat512 жыл бұрын
Merry christmas :) the black ops zombie stuff you put in the video is the last touch for me xD
@garyh52252 жыл бұрын
The poetry at the end 😆
@user-qd4lu1rw9b2 жыл бұрын
✌️ I was expecting to see the "I got struck by lightening" guy in this video after the "radiator blew up and killed me" guy... something to look forward to. 🤣✌️ great video!
@ZestyPolvo2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@joee78502 жыл бұрын
You sound like such a nice, innocent young man, but you hide a devil inside!
@iamthebrownie59892 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for Walter White lmaooo
@RJ_Question2 жыл бұрын
Walter, we need to hit NWAF Walter, we need to get geared
@nighthunterian6842 жыл бұрын
Hey! It's Ian from Wednesday night's stream! I saw that i can't watch the livestream over, and damn it, I'm kinda sad..anyway, just figured i'd comment, not sure if you'll see this or not, but if you do, have an amazing day
@TG-28-x9l2 жыл бұрын
The poem was on target.
@cme-kg4sf2 жыл бұрын
Dude, this is some of the best editing I’ve ever seen
@irkorpus2 жыл бұрын
damn broken bottle suppressor still doing my head in. grr lol. this was so funny during the live stream but this edit makes it F'n Funny as F!
@lukedangelo20222 жыл бұрын
This whole vid has me dying bro 😆
@odakyuodakyu66502 жыл бұрын
protip, fill them guns in a bag, and just dash it in the sea and you can collect it an hour or two later.
@Chris-rt6cw2 жыл бұрын
Saw this one on live stream… hilarious 😂
@cameronrhodes21262 жыл бұрын
This guy is a real life genius with this dayz sh*t😂! The editing, shots, and fights🫵🏾
@Aarondee1st2 жыл бұрын
this is one of the funniest things l ever watched, keep it up man! easily on of the best DayZ KZbinrs rn
@admiralcasual17122 жыл бұрын
Literally died last night after finishing a base gate in svergino to a cold. Got up today in a mid east spawn, let myself die and respawn to svetlojarsk. My first action was to gas canister a zombie. Got up. Ran to a garage row and immediately ran into a player asking if I wanted (or used a grenade). Followed him for 20 ft and realized he was asking. 30 meters away I seen another player (pretty obvious with the first guy) punching a zombie, so I proceed to join forces with the zombie and punch the player. Couldn't land a hit so ran and hid in a building while they killed my agrod zombies. I ended up running back to base but lord of I'm not a simple minded human human 😂
@orlandoprieto978 Жыл бұрын
Man, you're The DayZ Devil LOL
@broomfieldsdual-sport2 жыл бұрын
Ur dayz meme are the best man lmao
@zinderkae2 жыл бұрын
Some of the most ( Dayz ) moments in a DayZ video i have ever seen.
@Yambam_BeeNO2 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hilarious 😂
@Shilo-fc3xm2 жыл бұрын
I watch A LOT of Dayz vids. That one just might be the best - you heartless bastard!. LOL.
@ryana2475 Жыл бұрын
Something magical just happened here
@Cpertz2 жыл бұрын
Bro was so helpless 😂
@pappyodanial2 жыл бұрын
Yooooo that Biden clip lmfaooooooooooooo that's why this is channel is so good, your meme injection skills
@BearSchaef2 жыл бұрын
This has got to be my favourite video so far 😂
@thatguy70852 жыл бұрын
The Biden clip made me spit out my coffee laughing.
@usmcbudder56872 жыл бұрын
Great editing! And funny shit! What program do you use?