How do these people survive DayZ?

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Zesty Polvo

Zesty Polvo

Күн бұрын

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@shawnfisher3457
@shawnfisher3457 Жыл бұрын
I love how he keeps putting 24-11 or 18-11 when that has nothing to do with it😂 the answer is always eleven
@SkyFullOfPotential
@SkyFullOfPotential Жыл бұрын
i was about to type the exact same thing, thank you lol
@jonnyfatboy7563
@jonnyfatboy7563 Жыл бұрын
what! u must be a genius 😂
@DaleMontdale-xd1mc
@DaleMontdale-xd1mc Жыл бұрын
I've screamed 11 at my phone so long that I'm actually questioning if 11 is actually the answer.
@xxelitewolfxx1337
@xxelitewolfxx1337 Жыл бұрын
It’s 13 tf ?
@peniscanis8100
@peniscanis8100 Жыл бұрын
99?
@frederickreyes6582
@frederickreyes6582 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA the sequence of Brooke and I fucking up the landmines killed me! Greg's announcer voice also got me... God I love these moments
@morguk2069
@morguk2069 Жыл бұрын
the only game u can have this sort of experience many have copied an failed
@frederickreyes6582
@frederickreyes6582 Жыл бұрын
@@morguk2069 I couldn’t agree more!
@Mr_Cerecero
@Mr_Cerecero Жыл бұрын
“Will you drive away in luxury or will you fucking die”🤣🤣🤣 great video Polvo. Keep it up man❤️
@uddie
@uddie Жыл бұрын
i couldn't think of anything else 😂
@nyli9877patriotpreparedness
@nyli9877patriotpreparedness Жыл бұрын
Happy 4/20 folks, enjoy, have a wonderful, safe, and relaxing day!
@gianthighlights2452
@gianthighlights2452 Жыл бұрын
Thank you but im all outta wax 😢
@HAMRADIO-w3g
@HAMRADIO-w3g Жыл бұрын
If only you knew....
@Folfah
@Folfah Жыл бұрын
spent the day nice and toasty
@avian68tb
@avian68tb Жыл бұрын
Watching these people actually being mentally challenged makes me see the wisdom of Thanos
@Overboard141
@Overboard141 Жыл бұрын
Dude. That's what I said about Hitler 😬😵
@Toxic_Dominat810
@Toxic_Dominat810 Жыл бұрын
@@Overboard141 Hitler had an alterior motive. One that is not taught in schools.
@Goblin209
@Goblin209 11 ай бұрын
broo💀💀@@Overboard141
@Danno5894
@Danno5894 Жыл бұрын
This was so good. Why can’t I meet people like this on DayZ. I wanna have some fun too
@cmg2853
@cmg2853 Жыл бұрын
Im not 100% sure on this but I think Polvo plays on Vanilla servers a lot.
@hubudubebububububeubub
@hubudubebububububeubub Жыл бұрын
The way he kinda was killed off screen was so psychopathic. 11:20 like he had worn out his purpose.😂😂
@joevehige8558
@joevehige8558 6 ай бұрын
Man the missed SK shot that ended up hitting the guy behind who you were aiming at and the ensuing on screen meme are *chefs kiss*
@pizzapozz7733
@pizzapozz7733 4 ай бұрын
So nice of you to teach him how to drive. How to treat shock. How to walk. And how not to trust anyone. Such a nice person you are
@sakurazami9437
@sakurazami9437 Жыл бұрын
Wake up babe, new Polvo DayZ video just dropped
@ZestyPolvo
@ZestyPolvo Жыл бұрын
🙏🌹
@ATHFShakeZulah
@ATHFShakeZulah Жыл бұрын
It's hard to think of new content but you manage it ZP. Respect
@No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone
@No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone Жыл бұрын
Dude keep up the great work I love your channel and your streams are the best so are your videos 😎
@ZestyPolvo
@ZestyPolvo Жыл бұрын
I appreciate you brother! 🙏
@No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone
@No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone Жыл бұрын
And I appreciate you and your channel because when I'm feeling down or sad I just watch your videos or if you are streaming I'll normally watch the whole thing
@MonkeyShark
@MonkeyShark Жыл бұрын
17:14 Surprised nobody mentioned how the guy's character from this shot even looks like Homelander lol
@chronosgod1
@chronosgod1 Жыл бұрын
2:51 the way the zombie fell over is hilarious lmao
@kobysanders2489
@kobysanders2489 10 ай бұрын
My boy was trigger happy in the beginning over the number we need more people like him 😂
@b_bogg
@b_bogg Жыл бұрын
The 4/20 special!
@octalpaprika265
@octalpaprika265 Жыл бұрын
oh potatoes, and molasses
@ronancusack9744
@ronancusack9744 Жыл бұрын
I've been watching his videos for a while now and every single one still managed to make me laugh amazing vid keep it up polvo
@Sedat51
@Sedat51 Жыл бұрын
bro this was so good the cuts were on point xD the answers gold dude
@TheGoldPanner
@TheGoldPanner Жыл бұрын
These videos make me feel so good about the fact that I got this question right when you hit me with it.
@BladeStar420
@BladeStar420 Жыл бұрын
"If you were born 11 years ago, how old would you be today?" Me: THE ANSWER IS 11! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH ONLY TWO BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER???
@davidrousseau100
@davidrousseau100 Жыл бұрын
Bro, no matter what their age is, if they were born 11 years ago, they would be 11 LOL
@Omnipotent645
@Omnipotent645 Жыл бұрын
Zesty got the best editing, I p*ssed my pants just like 15 secs in
@JellyCatGaming
@JellyCatGaming Жыл бұрын
Awesome vid. Watched the whole thing. Glad to see you blowing up Zesty P!
@TenthSgtSnipes
@TenthSgtSnipes Жыл бұрын
Polvo just out here virtually slapping all his friends for screwing up the prank repeatedly lmao
@ericweber4310
@ericweber4310 Жыл бұрын
Dude.... No matter how old someone is right now, if they were born 11 years ago, they'd still be 11 years old.
@CR1MS-87
@CR1MS-87 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that was annoying me too. Does he think he's asking a different question, like minus eleven from your age? I get the answers are funny but if someone answered eleven they'd probably be shot and ridiculed
@MattPuxty
@MattPuxty Жыл бұрын
@@CR1MS-87They know. Listen to the guy at 15:52 I think it’s a relatively famous trick. The questions are worded in such a way that they tend to confuse people. Although most of these people’s answers had no logic so behind them so 🤷🏻‍♂️ *edit* I just listened to the part of the video I linked. Funny as 😂
@CR1MS-87
@CR1MS-87 Жыл бұрын
@@MattPuxty lol yeah, I should've kept watching before I left a comment
@terrellsdoomed
@terrellsdoomed Жыл бұрын
you can see the effort in this video, good shit Polvo, great vid
@epidemicstudios
@epidemicstudios 11 күн бұрын
Greg's radio voice is perfect
@xlms2572
@xlms2572 Жыл бұрын
polvo, in the video after the question of guy near police department you showed 24 - 11= x on the screen, but if he was born 11 years ago he would be 11, not 13, haha. am I right?
@nonameforprivacy3303
@nonameforprivacy3303 Жыл бұрын
Thats the whole joke..
@shotgunsurgeon3849
@shotgunsurgeon3849 Жыл бұрын
2000 IQ
@chosenchad1155
@chosenchad1155 Жыл бұрын
I rat and camp from city to city listening to the wind. I only reveal myself if people are friendly. I have sniped people from 500+ meters away and always find a mosin somehow. Don’t fuck with the village.
@slugdaslump1889
@slugdaslump1889 Жыл бұрын
Like how the dayz trivia is just montage of people waking up tied up 🤣
@jeffheyer7783
@jeffheyer7783 Жыл бұрын
“Nice to meet you I am brand new….” “…that’s perfect…” Poor fool lol
@mg.sneaky
@mg.sneaky Жыл бұрын
“Was he right , he wasn’t right was he” 😭
@nathangreene3869
@nathangreene3869 Жыл бұрын
How hard is it to answer that question wtf 🤣🤣🤣
@JackMoore-ww5fm
@JackMoore-ww5fm Жыл бұрын
“Let’s go with that multiple choice” 💀💀🤣
@gandalfthegreen117
@gandalfthegreen117 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love the Pineapple Express edits!! 😂
@tilttiwow
@tilttiwow 10 ай бұрын
I've watched bunch of your vids, really funny stuff! Keep at it
@ynwgoob6467
@ynwgoob6467 Жыл бұрын
3:00 someone did this landmine trick on official to my teamate 2 days ago. we saw a white olga and we stopped our humvee as soon as he stepped in BOOM
@No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone
@No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone Жыл бұрын
@Huey101Shots
@Huey101Shots 6 ай бұрын
Frederick POV is just a vibe.
@jimmygadd
@jimmygadd Жыл бұрын
The new guy is starting to know dayz in a real dayz way
@vibinwithvince6579
@vibinwithvince6579 Жыл бұрын
Shear oblivious will.
@Reggie717
@Reggie717 Жыл бұрын
Awesome video, laughed my ass off at 8:48
@narthropi666
@narthropi666 Жыл бұрын
wow man I just discovered your channel and I absolutely love it. You're so funny and creative Instantly subbed to you. Thank you for making me laugh :)
@bennybenns
@bennybenns 11 ай бұрын
Came for the Dayz, stayed for the OSRS beats
@briarthornton
@briarthornton Жыл бұрын
Needed a 🎶🎵🎶🎵DAYZ TRIVIA NIGHT🎵🎶🎵🎶 frfr thank you
@krkanee
@krkanee Жыл бұрын
Polvo took trolling to another level
@pandaoncrack6205
@pandaoncrack6205 Жыл бұрын
reminds me of the time i ran into 4 landmines in a 30 minute period at tisy
@anthonyg.6302
@anthonyg.6302 Жыл бұрын
thx for this top tier entertainment lmao
@arturpirkos148
@arturpirkos148 Жыл бұрын
I love you bro!!! Masterpiece
@creamofthecrop5563
@creamofthecrop5563 Жыл бұрын
What movies are the edits from where the guy is slapping people? Looks pretty funny
@3amNightFrog
@3amNightFrog Жыл бұрын
♪What can I say except you're welcome!♪
@NordicPlaysYT
@NordicPlaysYT Жыл бұрын
PD glorry hole😄
@robertruwe5170
@robertruwe5170 9 ай бұрын
Omg when you did the on todays episode of fd up i bout peed myself i was laughing so hard 😂😂😂
@armandsash4797
@armandsash4797 Жыл бұрын
finaly some good content
@uddie
@uddie Жыл бұрын
6:25 screw off 😂
@bastiimit2i185
@bastiimit2i185 Жыл бұрын
These slaps are insane
@Zachalackalackalack
@Zachalackalackalack Жыл бұрын
Oooh my God the slap scenes 😂😂😂😂
@Chinsoup
@Chinsoup Жыл бұрын
Man you remind me when the game first came out. Just brutal
@zztopwildman9104
@zztopwildman9104 Жыл бұрын
I was today years old when i learned 24-11 is 15. Quick math
@-MasterChief-
@-MasterChief- Жыл бұрын
I remember this live...polvo streams are lit 😂
@cxnt_stepper2287
@cxnt_stepper2287 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking about ur video where u did the do u want this much money or double it and give it to the next person what about if u did “do u want what’s in this bag (which could be nothing or high tier items) or do u want this” and u could do it as a trade their item for such bag full of whatever / item or just as it is
@xMattOxi
@xMattOxi Жыл бұрын
Such an underrated creator
@michaelevans1738
@michaelevans1738 Жыл бұрын
If someone was born 11 years ago they’d be 11, is asking their current age just to throw them off?
@over1ock386
@over1ock386 Жыл бұрын
Yea??
@REDGamingTY
@REDGamingTY 3 ай бұрын
Honestly I think dayz trivia is a good idea
@johnrudolchick8868
@johnrudolchick8868 Жыл бұрын
Everyone I play dayz with smokes a ton of weed all day so this makes perfect sense
@cypherpunk1917
@cypherpunk1917 Жыл бұрын
Wow, this game is so good
@sakamura30
@sakamura30 Жыл бұрын
Pour Ethan 😂😂You are so evil but so funny😂💀
@mikeleetorris
@mikeleetorris Жыл бұрын
Fearless would have so much fun in dayz
@smiltis
@smiltis Жыл бұрын
Im Sorry for The Ethan. He was So trustful.
@Capt_Caveman205
@Capt_Caveman205 Жыл бұрын
You're so fucking good at this game!!😂😂 love ya Polvo
@Pexodus11
@Pexodus11 8 ай бұрын
Damn that new player ran into the wrong person.
@dreki1422
@dreki1422 Жыл бұрын
The right tittle should be how these poeples survive in real life 😂
@confyucius4564
@confyucius4564 Жыл бұрын
Broccoli gang
@rodrigolopes6435
@rodrigolopes6435 Жыл бұрын
Man, that meme of a woman thinking, I know that brazilian woman. 😆
@victorjuradojimenez8733
@victorjuradojimenez8733 Жыл бұрын
Tus vídeos nunca decepcionan😂
@teeborg1519
@teeborg1519 Жыл бұрын
I am ficking out of breath from laughing. Thanks Eathan.
@ownnsheehry6833
@ownnsheehry6833 Жыл бұрын
You should build a maze in one of those big factories and put grenade in a pot on top of a stove top and get a bunch of people inside the maze have someone start cooking the grenade and once it explodes after the two minutes who ever is in the middle of maze survives gets escorted out and the maze gets gassed repeat the maze until there is one guy and the winner get some food
@bakedbuttonbasherZ
@bakedbuttonbasherZ Жыл бұрын
I ask myself that question everytime we head inland. HOW DO WE MANAGE IT?! Then that begs the question why is it so hard for everyone else?
@deftwheat4417
@deftwheat4417 Жыл бұрын
Great stuff bro🙏🏽
@Knackeredandbroke
@Knackeredandbroke Жыл бұрын
Don't know if I watched this live or I'm having déjà-vu? Still funny a hell
@fastair8546
@fastair8546 11 ай бұрын
casually bandages after being blown up by an anti-tank mine
@falcon820
@falcon820 Жыл бұрын
I just discovered your channel and I'm really enjoying it🧟🙂
@hatsalittle8189
@hatsalittle8189 Жыл бұрын
the best vengeance was the first.
@Overboard141
@Overboard141 Жыл бұрын
What's the music at 6:10?
@partybwoy8521
@partybwoy8521 Жыл бұрын
How do i apply for dayZ trivia
@kneecaps4530
@kneecaps4530 Жыл бұрын
Naw how do these mfs get worse and worse at math, like I'd understand not getting the trick question but 18-11=6 😂😂😂
@j9ez
@j9ez Жыл бұрын
We love braindead survivors
@killarooo5761
@killarooo5761 Жыл бұрын
Why did you caption 24-11=? When talking to Eithen, I thought the question was how old hed be if he was born 11 years ago, so shouldnt it have captioned 0+11=?
@matthewwheeldon6385
@matthewwheeldon6385 Жыл бұрын
Ethans brain broke lol
@DaddyZ2024
@DaddyZ2024 Жыл бұрын
funny vid bro i wish i could run into you in dayz it would be a fun time lol🤣
@HyperHyena88
@HyperHyena88 10 ай бұрын
You ruined Ethan's trust for life 😂
@padwock2294
@padwock2294 Жыл бұрын
It makes my brain hurt seeing the - 11 = as if that line of logic makes it any better
@FatherLamb
@FatherLamb Жыл бұрын
IM LITERALLY IN TEARS
@elisiahpoe6996
@elisiahpoe6996 Жыл бұрын
His voice turns me tf on every video 😊
@No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone
@No1sworduserahatedbyeveryone Жыл бұрын
Who else loves this dude, everyone I know right
@NCrdwlf
@NCrdwlf Жыл бұрын
I run solo most of the time due to these smooth brain unturned zombies . Maybe I need to start having fun with them.
@6esd
@6esd Жыл бұрын
I first thought, this is really cruel, Then i came my senses, it's really funny.
@Carnival.e
@Carnival.e Жыл бұрын
The math Scene: Sternzeichen Amerika
@grahamkay6142
@grahamkay6142 Жыл бұрын
Very funny 2nd time I've watch this 😂 brilliant thanks 👍
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