Zhang Zongchang, the Dogmeat General and poet | Sam O'nella REACTION

[@WillShakes423]

Here's another great poem from the Dogmeat General himself. _Untitled_ "Someone asks me how many women I have I really don't know either Yesterday a boy called me 'dad' I don't know who his mother is" A true genius.

[@nathancarey208]

Sensational

[@sicklymoonlight]

absolute peak of literature

[@sonofaquack6987]

a modern shakespeare

[@jamessargent6689]

In the Warhammer series, these was a quote I like, I forgot most of it, but one part went " Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours." Kinda reminded me of the morter firing at the sky part 🤣

[@mrtrollnator123]

Legendary 💀

[@Dgero]

Deadass thought Sam was serious about that 2025 business 💀

[@mrtrollnator123]

Fr I thought the exact same 👍

[@Jedi_Master_Obi-Wan_Kenobi66]

I thought the same about when Oversimplified foreshadowed his French Revolution when he said "coming soon 2027"

[@seedrid]

He would do something like that

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

Here's a poem by Zhang called "Lightning": Suddenly, I see the sky spark. Must be God lighting a cigar. If God didn’t want to light a cigar, then why would I see the sky spark?

[@l0ne__ang3l4]

Please tell me this is real 💀💀💀

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

@@l0ne__ang3l4 it is.

[@WillShakes423]

Another masterpiece.

[@slimjimjimslim5923]

wow lol. The poem of a simple man.

[@requiemlul3140]

@@slimjimjimslim5923 How strange to see another Ehre at this time.

[@B_bang22]

Chavezz dating 3 girls named Jessica all at once and they all knew, were friends and were cool with it is one of the biggest him moments. Bro had a damn harem, that scenario would unironically make a hard af bar in a song

[@crazyand2099]

Sam didn't list all of his nicknames, here are the others: "Monster" "Lanky General" "72-Cannon Chang" Also about his penis "Chang of Shantung" by the foreign press "Great General of Justice and Might" a title he awarded to himself. "The General with three long legs" by Shanghai's prostitutes in reference to his penis' length.

[@ailospjellok7475]

THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS. i thought for a second the 72-cannon chang was a double reference to both his dick and "every problem is solved with artillery" mindset

[@raymurray3401]

In all honesty I’m pretty sure it was used as a double reference most likely depending on who was using it.

[@LibeliumDragonfly]

@@ailospjellok7475 He literally opened one of his "poems" with "opening cannons to blast his mom". I mean, yes, Chinese do sometimes use cannon as a metaphor for penises....

[@dravenoth421]

chavezz being a poon-trepreneur is epically hilarious

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Entre-poon-eur

[@franciscoalonso53]

Chavez the Entrepoonneur

[@l0ne__ang3l4]

He should have a custom made t shirt called "#1 Poonshine runner😎"

[@Falloutlover1011]

3:19 Fun fact, Stonewall Jackson was called as such as an insult by a fellow traitor officer because he just standing there doing jack all while his men were getting slaughtered. Like a stone wall.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

I agree with Oversimplified's alternative explanation joke, that he looks like he slammed his face into a stone wall

[@CrumbleKoek]

The three Jessicas story was fucking wild, y'all be watching channels tell their stories when y'all got some funny asf stories of your own I'd love seperate videos on LMAOOO

[@DeepFriar]

Separate shorts or vids for story time would be amazing 😁

[@Merilirem]

Good Guy Chavezz is correct. As long as everyone agree's to something its cool. Its only when people act shady that things go poorly. Like any relationship. Don't lie and sneak around on your significant others. Whether its stealing cookies or dating other people, just be open and honest.

[@Chavezzslovakia]

See this guy gets it!

[@user-ok5tg3hx6f]

Well said

[@cmsjr2001]

​@@Chavezzslovakiafunnily enough I had something similar happen but it was my first "relationship" where they were sisters and they both couldn't decide who should date me so they decided to both date me? 💀 I was just along for the ride.

[@Dr.Meme-Man]

7:06-8:10 didn’t expect Chavez lore to be like that

[@florenmage]

I was specifically waiting your reaction video for this when the original video dropped. I don't know why but I really like your content. I vibe with your personalities. ^_^

[@justcallmeoreooo]

Same! I feel like they both have the best reactions out of any reaction channel I've watched

[@Merilirem]

Being silly AND educated definitely helps.

[@ailospjellok7475]

i just want to point out that the man was a giant, standing at 6'6 or 198 cm tall with an 8 inch johnson despite being raised poor and malnutritioned....

[@prestonjones1653]

Imagine if he had gotten proper nutrition as a kid.

[@Pocoentertainmentstudio]

@@prestonjones1653he would be a fucking giant

[@jupitergaming5146]

One of the more wholesome details is that supposedly he found out one of his concubines was having a affair with one of his high ranking soldiers, he confronted them and they explained that they where in love, so he let them marry

[@marcusfaze]

I watched this video right when it came out and retained zero of the information cause of how wild it was

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Its always fun when powerful people with zero poetic sense try and write poetry, thinking theyre geniuses.

[@ColdMug117]

Chavezz: “You don’t speak Chinese and neither do you” *looses bilingual powers*

[@kubikkuratko188]

My dude Samonella made an Among us joke and everyone slept on it!

[@prestonjones1653]

Where?

[@kubikkuratko188]

​@@prestonjones16532:35 the green territory.

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

How the hell does Sam keep finding this complete and utter off the wall nutty?

[@SavantPete]

I bet Zhang would have loved yo mama jokes back in the day

[@rdbambamsmith]

My boy Chavez was big pumping lol

[@jonasquinn7977]

I would’ve paid a lot more attention in class if those were the poems we studied

[@joshtheboss3339]

Hold up he's a G dating 3 chick's with consent is a real flex

[@russiandoomer945]

I haven't watched yall in a while, now that I came back it's nice to watch both of you as always, nothing changed for the worse that's forsur

[@frozenpikachu1530]

they didn’t notice the crew mate. Bless their souls, they aren’t corrupted.

[@DarkwolfRedsoul]

Well. Chavezz is quite charming so i am not surprised that he was popular.

[@devonjames5093]

Sam o nella’s definitions for positive and negative reinforcement is somewhat off as both examples would be positive reinforcement but the latter would be positive punishment. Positive and negative refers to whether a stimulus is given or removed to elicit a specific response from the subject.

[@sean668]

Shoulda just said reinforcement and punishment

[@GoJetsGo90]

I mean we had the war chief era in America, so that’s pretty dope

[@daisyjoy242]

Slam poetry is a thing, how did I not know about this

[@YAH2121]

Chavezz was eating dog meat in High School to get the 3 Jessicas

[@mixednarwhal]

2:33 did he just make dark green an among us astronaut?

[@Number1Irishlad]

Oh my god he fucking did

[@braydenxwhelan1490]

god fucking damnit i cant unsee that now

[@Yuki_Ika7]

Ikr!

[@mixednarwhal]

@@braydenxwhelan1490despair for among us is undying

[@StraightestDakregor]

I would have never guessed Chavez was a polyamorous king

[@Dr.Meme-Man]

Eh, but you can definitely understand why they broke up. Sure they agree to it, but more often than not, you really can’t emotionally handle it in the long-term Edit: now that I’m thinking about it, aside from Chavezz, all 3 Jessicas were just friends, not all of them were in on the romantic aspect. That could’ve caused even more inner turmoil

[@Merilirem]

​@@Dr.Meme-Man You are projecting a lot onto the situation. There are all sorts of people and plenty of them wouldn't have any problems with such a situation. I have been in similar situations and the reasons for the "breakup" didn't have anything to do with the unconventional nature of the relationship. Not once have I seen it go that way for others in person either. Usually its just normal relationship stuff. You know, because its no different at its core. If people are comfortable with a type of relationship then it plays out like any other type of relationship.

[@Dr.Meme-Man]

@@Merilirem Meri, Any Poly couple will tell you that it takes a LOT of emotional responsibility to make sure that all your partners feel secure in a relationship. It’s why Chavezz in this same video said that he wouldn’t have labeled them as numbers; as it’s most certainly a tier list when you do that. And sure, you COULD say that the responsibility is the same as a straight relationships, but that’d be ignoring the human nature of things. People have very different needs both socially and emotionally, and that becomes even more difficult the more people in a relationship

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

Honestly, that third poem is pretty good. Its not great, but its relatable. You can't tell me that you've never been in that mood before.

[@wumbology6072]

One of the key parts of Himbo is kindness

[@Volyren]

I learned about the carrot and the stick from my brother. He took my carrot. So I gave him the stick. Right upside his head.

[@dongojangle106]

I dunno, Chavezz seems like Himbo material to me. All that Goober energy is evidence enough for me

[@Christ.247]

Damn Chavezz got it like that 8:19

[@justingraves8649]

Imagie being reduced to a number smh.🤦🏼‍♂️

[@hainleysimpson1507]

Would you care? As long as you were being provided the best food, clothes, status and privilege? Would you really be able to complain when all you had to do was sexually satisfy someone a few times a week? Shit he probably forgot about a good number of them, so they benefitted without having to even have sex with him more than twice every few weeks

[@YOUCOMEOUTYOURSHITISGONE]

I just realized that at 2:35, Sam drew an amogus in the top-left hand side of the map

[@gFamWeb]

Looking it up, it seems the poems ascribed to him were from a book that was published much later that claimed to be his poems, but there really isn't proof.

[@hughmungus3213]

Guess you could say Chavez was an entrepooneur

[@naumpassaraum]

10:54 no. violence is never the answer. its always the question and the answer is always yes

[@johnthebravesareworldchamp9597]

An entrepoonneur if you will

[@potitishogun2961997]

2:35 Did Sam O'fucking-Nella just throw in a fucking Among Us joke-

[@BigBuck3ts]

That Warlord Era map looked pretty sus

[@potitishogun2961997]

Zhang's poems read like fcking ThatsBelievable jokes on Instagram 😂

[@typhlosionproductions5970]

Damn 3 Jessicas, tf

[@OlivanderTheBear]

Chavezzslovakia, Poontrepreneur

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

The westernmost side of China is a bit *SUS* (highlighted in green) at 2:34 mark, if y'all don't notice I guess Chinese provinces in warlord era were playing the popular game in real life

[@FalteredGreed]

Damn I'm here earlier than usual Obligatory where's the black lagoon video chavezz?

[@IlliterateDoomer]

That map of china at the beginning of the vid was kinda sus.

[@DigitalPand3mic]

He was big pimpin in highschool!

[@SpecialInterestShow]

If yall don't already watch it on your own time, yall would for sure like Puppet History!

[@reyrex4938]

Yeah it was a big week, gear 5 was crazy

[@rilentkiller]

Chavez was on point with that numbering thing. You mess around a tier a woman, and now you have a problem.

[@DaltonKY08]

Haha Sam putting an Among Us guy in the China map

[@oxerrt]

thats called a polygamy dating multiple people at once

[@connermeinke8767]

The poetry is actually real.

[@coloredbandages6000]

Aye SAM IS BACKKKKKK

[@the_cacco]

Love the dark souls beat in the background

[@chrismassingale7971]

Yoo i live you guys ur better than bhd Chavez

[@justingraves8649]

The creator "Bills" did a rise and fall vid on BHD. Afterwards BHD messaged him, threatening to beat him up, but Bills knew BHD was full of BS.

[@daisyjoy242]

@@justingraves8649what

[@_Trash_Goblin]

I watched a video by another channel about this same dude. Count Dankula's video "The Dogmeat General" Though I would caution against that whole channel since he's a bit of an edgy boi to put it mildly.

[@charliebaker1427]

yeah stonewall jackson didnt have a fortress lol

[@splendiferoussmartass9585]

Sam has another video out; presidential pets

[@puckeringpickletoe3459]

I love her glasses.

[@themalcontent100]

Don't worry, the way America is going you'll have plenty of warlords and civil wars.

[@allaninaet2835]

In Skitten's defense, I always feel gross touching $20 bills just because of Andrew Jackson. It's only that one because he was a horrible person. I don't like going to the ATM because they give you your money using $20 bills.

[@MrBendylaw]

"Watching this I think of this amusement Bringing about Communism And the Cultural Revolution. Who's laughing now?"

[@sharplosion1]

I recommend Count Dankula. He does longer form, more detailed videos about many of history's craziest people in his 'Mad Lad' series. He's covered figures Sam has, including Zhang and Terrare among many others. Even covered a 'animal mad lads' too. They don't have the visuals or snappiness of Sam's videos, but you get more information and Count Dankula is pretty humorous himself too.

[@user-Jay178]

Great reaction and yeah if all the girls know and okay with dating the same guy I think it's fine. Great video.

[@John10GnR]

Chad-ezz Slovakia

[@spencerpearson1321]

I just had to be asleep.

[@jakewhite1760]

Dong HungDong

[@datniggafloppy9822]

Chavezz having 3 hoes named Jessica all at the same time in highschool is fire

[@braydenxwhelan1490]

Chavezz lore is wild apparently💀

[@Chavezzslovakia]

They were all nice ladies lmao I would never talk bad about the Jessica’s

[@afterdinnercreations936]

This guy seems like Chinese Trump. Where is Xiran Jay Zhao when you need them?

[@prestonjones1653]

Chinese Trump, except he actually got results and did what he promised if the artillery barrage of the sky is any indication.

[@003mohamud]

Will we be getting more gingerpale?

[@RendMaim]

4:30 World of Warcraft

[@max2themax]

Hey, just found the channel. Why Chavez Slovakia? I'm from Slovakia, so what's the reason behind the channel name?

[@BigJon200]

Oh shit, I’m early.

[@arxn5063]

3:10 Amongus

[@matthewbutler9093]

Bro whyd you turn her into sloth in the beginning. Candy. Sour. 👹

[@Labatony0417]

Work boyfriend?!

[@MysticLGD]

Noice

[@trevorjrooney]

Wo shi xuexi Hanyu. Wo Hanyu Laoshi shi Nan Fei guo ren, ta xuexi Hanyu xueyuan. I will know soon.

[@Aliciabernard570]

👋 hi friend

[@Corrupted_Eon]

🤣🤣🤣

[@swushie2307]

First

[@mixednarwhal]

Nope

[@poopbutt1339]

The original video is 7 minutes long. This is the worst reaction content

[@troubledcourier8795]

Also "Stonewall" Jackson is from WV it was Virginia at the time.

[@Ripdinklson]

The among us dude when he made in the chart lol

[@alexia4251]

the warlord map had an among us meme in it. go back and look at it closer....