Here's another great poem from the Dogmeat General himself. _Untitled_ "Someone asks me how many women I have I really don't know either Yesterday a boy called me 'dad' I don't know who his mother is" A true genius.
@nathancarey208 Жыл бұрын
Sensational
@sicklymoonlight Жыл бұрын
absolute peak of literature
@sonofaquack6987 Жыл бұрын
a modern shakespeare
@jamessargent6689 Жыл бұрын
In the Warhammer series, these was a quote I like, I forgot most of it, but one part went " Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours." Kinda reminded me of the morter firing at the sky part 🤣
@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын
Legendary 💀
@Dgero Жыл бұрын
Deadass thought Sam was serious about that 2025 business 💀
@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын
Fr I thought the exact same 👍
@Jedi_Master_Obi-Wan_Kenobi66 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same about when Oversimplified foreshadowed his French Revolution when he said "coming soon 2027"
@seedrid Жыл бұрын
He would do something like that
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Жыл бұрын
Here's a poem by Zhang called "Lightning": Suddenly, I see the sky spark. Must be God lighting a cigar. If God didn’t want to light a cigar, then why would I see the sky spark?
@l0ne__ang3l410 ай бұрын
Please tell me this is real 💀💀💀
@dank_smirk2ndchannel20010 ай бұрын
@@l0ne__ang3l4 it is.
@WillShakes4238 ай бұрын
Another masterpiece.
@slimjimjimslim59232 ай бұрын
wow lol. The poem of a simple man.
@requiemlul31402 ай бұрын
@@slimjimjimslim5923 How strange to see another Ehre at this time.
@B_bang22 Жыл бұрын
Chavezz dating 3 girls named Jessica all at once and they all knew, were friends and were cool with it is one of the biggest him moments. Bro had a damn harem, that scenario would unironically make a hard af bar in a song
@crazyand2099 Жыл бұрын
Sam didn't list all of his nicknames, here are the others: "Monster" "Lanky General" "72-Cannon Chang" Also about his penis "Chang of Shantung" by the foreign press "Great General of Justice and Might" a title he awarded to himself. "The General with three long legs" by Shanghai's prostitutes in reference to his penis' length.
@ailospjellok7475 Жыл бұрын
THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS. i thought for a second the 72-cannon chang was a double reference to both his dick and "every problem is solved with artillery" mindset
@raymurray3401 Жыл бұрын
In all honesty I’m pretty sure it was used as a double reference most likely depending on who was using it.
@LibeliumDragonfly9 ай бұрын
@@ailospjellok7475 He literally opened one of his "poems" with "opening cannons to blast his mom". I mean, yes, Chinese do sometimes use cannon as a metaphor for penises....
@dravenoth421 Жыл бұрын
chavezz being a poon-trepreneur is epically hilarious
@ultimateninjaboi Жыл бұрын
Entre-poon-eur
@franciscoalonso53 Жыл бұрын
Chavez the Entrepoonneur
@l0ne__ang3l410 ай бұрын
He should have a custom made t shirt called "#1 Poonshine runner😎"
@Falloutlover1011 Жыл бұрын
3:19 Fun fact, Stonewall Jackson was called as such as an insult by a fellow traitor officer because he just standing there doing jack all while his men were getting slaughtered. Like a stone wall.
@Yuki_Ika7 Жыл бұрын
I agree with Oversimplified's alternative explanation joke, that he looks like he slammed his face into a stone wall
@CrumbleKoek Жыл бұрын
The three Jessicas story was fucking wild, y'all be watching channels tell their stories when y'all got some funny asf stories of your own I'd love seperate videos on LMAOOO
@DeepFriar Жыл бұрын
Separate shorts or vids for story time would be amazing 😁
@Merilirem Жыл бұрын
Good Guy Chavezz is correct. As long as everyone agree's to something its cool. Its only when people act shady that things go poorly. Like any relationship. Don't lie and sneak around on your significant others. Whether its stealing cookies or dating other people, just be open and honest.
@Chavezzslovakia Жыл бұрын
See this guy gets it!
@user-ok5tg3hx6f Жыл бұрын
Well said
@cmsjr2001 Жыл бұрын
@@Chavezzslovakiafunnily enough I had something similar happen but it was my first "relationship" where they were sisters and they both couldn't decide who should date me so they decided to both date me? 💀 I was just along for the ride.
@Dr.Meme-Man Жыл бұрын
7:06-8:10 didn’t expect Chavez lore to be like that
@florenmage Жыл бұрын
I was specifically waiting your reaction video for this when the original video dropped. I don't know why but I really like your content. I vibe with your personalities. ^_^
@justcallmeoreooo Жыл бұрын
Same! I feel like they both have the best reactions out of any reaction channel I've watched
@Merilirem Жыл бұрын
Being silly AND educated definitely helps.
@ailospjellok7475 Жыл бұрын
i just want to point out that the man was a giant, standing at 6'6 or 198 cm tall with an 8 inch johnson despite being raised poor and malnutritioned....
@prestonjones1653 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if he had gotten proper nutrition as a kid.
@Pocoentertainmentstudio3 ай бұрын
@@prestonjones1653he would be a fucking giant
@jupitergaming5146 Жыл бұрын
One of the more wholesome details is that supposedly he found out one of his concubines was having a affair with one of his high ranking soldiers, he confronted them and they explained that they where in love, so he let them marry
@marcusfaze Жыл бұрын
I watched this video right when it came out and retained zero of the information cause of how wild it was
@ultimateninjaboi Жыл бұрын
Its always fun when powerful people with zero poetic sense try and write poetry, thinking theyre geniuses.
@ColdMug117 Жыл бұрын
Chavezz: “You don’t speak Chinese and neither do you” *looses bilingual powers*
@kubikkuratko188 Жыл бұрын
My dude Samonella made an Among us joke and everyone slept on it!
@prestonjones1653 Жыл бұрын
Where?
@kubikkuratko188 Жыл бұрын
@@prestonjones16532:35 the green territory.
@Sir_Uncle_Ned Жыл бұрын
How the hell does Sam keep finding this complete and utter off the wall nutty?
@SavantPete Жыл бұрын
I bet Zhang would have loved yo mama jokes back in the day
@rdbambamsmith Жыл бұрын
My boy Chavez was big pumping lol
@jonasquinn7977 Жыл бұрын
I would’ve paid a lot more attention in class if those were the poems we studied
@joshtheboss3339 Жыл бұрын
Hold up he's a G dating 3 chick's with consent is a real flex
@russiandoomer945 Жыл бұрын
I haven't watched yall in a while, now that I came back it's nice to watch both of you as always, nothing changed for the worse that's forsur
@frozenpikachu1530 Жыл бұрын
they didn’t notice the crew mate. Bless their souls, they aren’t corrupted.
@DarkwolfRedsoul Жыл бұрын
Well. Chavezz is quite charming so i am not surprised that he was popular.
@devonjames5093 Жыл бұрын
Sam o nella’s definitions for positive and negative reinforcement is somewhat off as both examples would be positive reinforcement but the latter would be positive punishment. Positive and negative refers to whether a stimulus is given or removed to elicit a specific response from the subject.
@sean668 Жыл бұрын
Shoulda just said reinforcement and punishment
@GoJetsGo90 Жыл бұрын
I mean we had the war chief era in America, so that’s pretty dope
@daisyjoy242 Жыл бұрын
Slam poetry is a thing, how did I not know about this
@YAH2121 Жыл бұрын
Chavezz was eating dog meat in High School to get the 3 Jessicas
@mixednarwhal Жыл бұрын
2:33 did he just make dark green an among us astronaut?
@Number1Irishlad Жыл бұрын
Oh my god he fucking did
@braydenxwhelan1490 Жыл бұрын
god fucking damnit i cant unsee that now
@Yuki_Ika7 Жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@mixednarwhal Жыл бұрын
@@braydenxwhelan1490despair for among us is undying
@StraightestDakregor Жыл бұрын
I would have never guessed Chavez was a polyamorous king
@Dr.Meme-Man Жыл бұрын
Eh, but you can definitely understand why they broke up. Sure they agree to it, but more often than not, you really can’t emotionally handle it in the long-term Edit: now that I’m thinking about it, aside from Chavezz, all 3 Jessicas were just friends, not all of them were in on the romantic aspect. That could’ve caused even more inner turmoil
@Merilirem Жыл бұрын
@@Dr.Meme-Man You are projecting a lot onto the situation. There are all sorts of people and plenty of them wouldn't have any problems with such a situation. I have been in similar situations and the reasons for the "breakup" didn't have anything to do with the unconventional nature of the relationship. Not once have I seen it go that way for others in person either. Usually its just normal relationship stuff. You know, because its no different at its core. If people are comfortable with a type of relationship then it plays out like any other type of relationship.
@Dr.Meme-Man Жыл бұрын
@@Merilirem Meri, Any Poly couple will tell you that it takes a LOT of emotional responsibility to make sure that all your partners feel secure in a relationship. It’s why Chavezz in this same video said that he wouldn’t have labeled them as numbers; as it’s most certainly a tier list when you do that. And sure, you COULD say that the responsibility is the same as a straight relationships, but that’d be ignoring the human nature of things. People have very different needs both socially and emotionally, and that becomes even more difficult the more people in a relationship
@KahavaveCAPIPI Жыл бұрын
Honestly, that third poem is pretty good. Its not great, but its relatable. You can't tell me that you've never been in that mood before.
@wumbology6072 Жыл бұрын
One of the key parts of Himbo is kindness
@Volyren Жыл бұрын
I learned about the carrot and the stick from my brother. He took my carrot. So I gave him the stick. Right upside his head.
@dongojangle106 Жыл бұрын
I dunno, Chavezz seems like Himbo material to me. All that Goober energy is evidence enough for me
@Christ.247 Жыл бұрын
Damn Chavezz got it like that 8:19
@justingraves8649 Жыл бұрын
Imagie being reduced to a number smh.🤦🏼♂️
@hainleysimpson15075 ай бұрын
Would you care? As long as you were being provided the best food, clothes, status and privilege? Would you really be able to complain when all you had to do was sexually satisfy someone a few times a week? Shit he probably forgot about a good number of them, so they benefitted without having to even have sex with him more than twice every few weeks
@YOUCOMEOUTYOURSHITISGONE11 ай бұрын
I just realized that at 2:35, Sam drew an amogus in the top-left hand side of the map
@gFamWeb Жыл бұрын
Looking it up, it seems the poems ascribed to him were from a book that was published much later that claimed to be his poems, but there really isn't proof.
@hughmungus3213 Жыл бұрын
Guess you could say Chavez was an entrepooneur
@naumpassaraum11 ай бұрын
10:54 no. violence is never the answer. its always the question and the answer is always yes
@johnthebravesareworldchamp9597 Жыл бұрын
An entrepoonneur if you will
@potitishogun29619977 ай бұрын
2:35 Did Sam O'fucking-Nella just throw in a fucking Among Us joke-
@BigBuck3ts7 ай бұрын
That Warlord Era map looked pretty sus
@potitishogun2961997 Жыл бұрын
Zhang's poems read like fcking ThatsBelievable jokes on Instagram 😂
@typhlosionproductions5970 Жыл бұрын
Damn 3 Jessicas, tf
@OlivanderTheBear Жыл бұрын
Chavezzslovakia, Poontrepreneur
@jehoiakimelidoronila545011 ай бұрын
The westernmost side of China is a bit *SUS* (highlighted in green) at 2:34 mark, if y'all don't notice I guess Chinese provinces in warlord era were playing the popular game in real life
@FalteredGreed Жыл бұрын
Damn I'm here earlier than usual Obligatory where's the black lagoon video chavezz?
@IlliterateDoomer Жыл бұрын
That map of china at the beginning of the vid was kinda sus.
@DigitalPand3mic Жыл бұрын
He was big pimpin in highschool!
@SpecialInterestShow4 ай бұрын
If yall don't already watch it on your own time, yall would for sure like Puppet History!
@reyrex4938 Жыл бұрын
Yeah it was a big week, gear 5 was crazy
@rilentkiller Жыл бұрын
Chavez was on point with that numbering thing. You mess around a tier a woman, and now you have a problem.
@DaltonKY08 Жыл бұрын
Haha Sam putting an Among Us guy in the China map
@oxerrt4 ай бұрын
thats called a polygamy dating multiple people at once
@connermeinke8767 Жыл бұрын
The poetry is actually real.
@coloredbandages6000 Жыл бұрын
Aye SAM IS BACKKKKKK
@the_cacco Жыл бұрын
Love the dark souls beat in the background
@chrismassingale7971 Жыл бұрын
Yoo i live you guys ur better than bhd Chavez
@justingraves8649 Жыл бұрын
The creator "Bills" did a rise and fall vid on BHD. Afterwards BHD messaged him, threatening to beat him up, but Bills knew BHD was full of BS.
@daisyjoy242 Жыл бұрын
@@justingraves8649what
@_Trash_Goblin Жыл бұрын
I watched a video by another channel about this same dude. Count Dankula's video "The Dogmeat General" Though I would caution against that whole channel since he's a bit of an edgy boi to put it mildly.
@charliebaker1427 Жыл бұрын
yeah stonewall jackson didnt have a fortress lol
@splendiferoussmartass95857 ай бұрын
Sam has another video out; presidential pets
@puckeringpickletoe3459 Жыл бұрын
I love her glasses.
@themalcontent100 Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, the way America is going you'll have plenty of warlords and civil wars.
@allaninaet28357 ай бұрын
In Skitten's defense, I always feel gross touching $20 bills just because of Andrew Jackson. It's only that one because he was a horrible person. I don't like going to the ATM because they give you your money using $20 bills.
@MrBendylaw Жыл бұрын
"Watching this I think of this amusement Bringing about Communism And the Cultural Revolution. Who's laughing now?"
@sharplosion1 Жыл бұрын
I recommend Count Dankula. He does longer form, more detailed videos about many of history's craziest people in his 'Mad Lad' series. He's covered figures Sam has, including Zhang and Terrare among many others. Even covered a 'animal mad lads' too. They don't have the visuals or snappiness of Sam's videos, but you get more information and Count Dankula is pretty humorous himself too.
@user-Jay178 Жыл бұрын
Great reaction and yeah if all the girls know and okay with dating the same guy I think it's fine. Great video.
@John10GnR3 ай бұрын
Chad-ezz Slovakia
@spencerpearson1321 Жыл бұрын
I just had to be asleep.
@jakewhite1760 Жыл бұрын
Dong HungDong
@datniggafloppy9822 Жыл бұрын
Chavezz having 3 hoes named Jessica all at the same time in highschool is fire
@braydenxwhelan1490 Жыл бұрын
Chavezz lore is wild apparently💀
@Chavezzslovakia Жыл бұрын
They were all nice ladies lmao I would never talk bad about the Jessica’s
@afterdinnercreations936 Жыл бұрын
This guy seems like Chinese Trump. Where is Xiran Jay Zhao when you need them?
@prestonjones1653 Жыл бұрын
Chinese Trump, except he actually got results and did what he promised if the artillery barrage of the sky is any indication.
@003mohamud Жыл бұрын
Will we be getting more gingerpale?
@RendMaim5 ай бұрын
4:30 World of Warcraft
@max2themax Жыл бұрын
Hey, just found the channel. Why Chavez Slovakia? I'm from Slovakia, so what's the reason behind the channel name?
@BigJon200 Жыл бұрын
Oh shit, I’m early.
@arxn5063 Жыл бұрын
3:10 Amongus
@matthewbutler90934 күн бұрын
Bro whyd you turn her into sloth in the beginning. Candy. Sour. 👹
@Labatony0417 Жыл бұрын
Work boyfriend?!
@MysticLGD Жыл бұрын
Noice
@trevorjrooney Жыл бұрын
Wo shi xuexi Hanyu. Wo Hanyu Laoshi shi Nan Fei guo ren, ta xuexi Hanyu xueyuan. I will know soon.
@Aliciabernard570 Жыл бұрын
👋 hi friend
@Corrupted_Eon Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@swushie2307 Жыл бұрын
First
@mixednarwhal Жыл бұрын
Nope
@poopbutt1339 Жыл бұрын
The original video is 7 minutes long. This is the worst reaction content
@troubledcourier8795 Жыл бұрын
Also "Stonewall" Jackson is from WV it was Virginia at the time.
@Ripdinklson Жыл бұрын
The among us dude when he made in the chart lol
@alexia4251 Жыл бұрын
the warlord map had an among us meme in it. go back and look at it closer....