The Dumbest Rags To Riches Story | Sam O'nella Timothy Dexter Reaction

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[@barn6606]

It can't be a Sam O'Nella reaction without Skitten, the collective shock from the both of them is the best

[@emilr9590]

100% Agree

[@kingkezzykell]

Yeppeles

[@malachihill8677]

Agreed

[@dreamman5588]

Thanks Satan

[@Indiana1337]

Yuupp!

[@ericmarley7060]

Dexter also sold fur coats and fur mittens to Chinese merchants in the *West Indies* during a *record heatwave.* As it turned out, the merchants were on their way from China to Siberia.

[@juicydraconian2628]

W E L L

[@natepolk9663]

This confirms that Timothy Dexter is a video game merchant.

[@Broomer52]

The man is so stupidly lucky, it’s almost supernatural

[@HenSt-gz7qj]

Dexter : "Welcome traveler! Wanna check my wares?"

[@blakecacini8016]

They were taking the longest route imaginable?

[@casualinquisitor5684]

Let it be known a 2nd grade drop out in the 1700s was more successful then most people who currently hold a college degree

[@animeking213]

He had all the figgy pudding

[@env0x]

And the president

[@thelegacyshow4248]

Mostly because people with a college degree don't want to start low and go up, they want to start high and stay there. Dexter started low, but took all the opportunities presented to him.

[@gplgs4640]

@@thelegacyshow4248 Dexter literally would have gone bankrupt multiple times over if not for the stupid luck he had

[@hieatus1039]

@@thelegacyshow4248 but what usually happens is they get payed like theyre at the bottom but do work at the top.

[@BigTgeekandgaming1997]

I feel like Timothy Dexter deserves respect for being the luckiest man alive and getting away with bragging about it

[@marryof995]

alive ?

[@GangStalkedByTheCIA]

@@marryof995 Luck

[@georgiykireev9678]

@@marryof995 You don't know for sure, maybe his luck caused him to develop the DNA regeneration mutation that made him immortal. So now he's just roaming across the land, doing his thing

[@dfalsetta4673]

He’s not alive

[@BigTgeekandgaming1997]

@@dfalsetta4673 he used to be which was the context of which I was speaking

[@tayblak8617]

Everyone in college: You can't be rich and stupid Dexter: *I see you have not seen my work*

[@MySerpentine]

Nah, most rich people are stupid

[@ghirahimlefabuleux8984]

@@MySerpentine Most of those are stupid because they were born in rich families. Someone stupid who was born poor and manages to become rich through sheer luck is not common.

[@MySerpentine]

@@ghirahimlefabuleux8984 Yeah, but a poor person becoming rich at all is not common.

[@MySerpentine]

@Tomato Mafia One, I'm not a lad. Two, I said 'are' and not 'were.' Three, I'm not a wage slave.

[@MySerpentine]

@Tomato Mafia Brit? I live in fucking Hawaii

[@mordirit8727]

Chavezz: wow, accounting all of the deer, that actually sounds like an incredibly useful job, someone needs to do it! Everyone who has seen the video already: oh oh. *Oh oh* . *OH OH*

[@kiatorrette5631]

I love how Skitten instinctively grabs Chavezz's hand when she's overwhelmed by a video's absurdity

[@bobchipman7737]

They are cute

[@StrawHatPal]

“This year, I lost my dear lovely wife” “QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD. PLEASE LIGHT THE FIRE I’M DYING” “Sometimes I can still hear her voice” Also I’m a firm believer that if you took all the money away from million/billion/trillionaire and forced them to live like us, they’d be homeless in like two months.

[@pjvalenzona2002]

@Asian Santa most people that "worked for their wealth" were already born into a privileged middle class and upper class families. Most rich people don't come from impoverished stock

[@pjvalenzona2002]

@Asian Santa didn't steve jobs grow up in the burbs?

[@alexzander7386]

Yeah, if you took all of anyones money away theyd be homeless. Anyone who made their fortune will most certainly make it again unless they did so illegally and were caught for it, or at least get a major position elsewhere due to good contacts.

[@mudfishnick9768]

Especially the Kardashians

[@ZealStarMedia]

@@alexzander7386 Very true

[@lovely1641]

Yeah they wanted him broke. He was like if you took the most embarrasing person you know with none of the big money etiquette and manners(those were important at the time) and gave them a billion dollars. Money equaled status back then. It was like having an automatic invite to all the best social gatherings and no one could really turn you away even if they wanted to

[@fabrikator-generalakhilley6896]

That essentially hasn't changed.. for MILLENIA.

[@greenmachine5600]

Sounds like trump

[@lovely1641]

@@browsingfloor62 Not really. Getting money back then was actually respectable. They just hated that HE was able to get it

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

It’s like Trump and Steve Jobs compared to the other rich and powerful types of the modern world. I’m not saying that I’m fond of either man, but the boars managed to become rich through one or two good deals among generally fucked up life decisions. And the polished upper crust have always hated them for it, and tried to destroy their businesses.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

George Washington wasn’t unlike Dexter, especially in his early years. The difference is that Washington was born a rich aristocrat, so his scandals and mistakes got swept under the rug. My point is that a lot of people have stumbled into power and success by sheer good timing despite their past.

[@ECL28E]

Idea: A period-piece movie about this man, filmed as seriously as possible. Film this man's life as if it were a historical drama. Make his horrible book the framing-device.

[@electrostatic1]

Genius, the opening scene can be an over the shoulder shot of him writing the punctuation page before flashing back to his youth.

[@twilightfuntime6631]

Oh yes

[@2bagels1toaster18]

If you think about it, he literally couldn’t of gotten luckier with the time he was born. If shipping stuff overseas or to another island was any more advanced or primitive then like 1/2 his business ventures would become useless due to it not coming in at the right time.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

And the length of those voyages could vary by entire months, if they even survived the voyage (weather and Caribbean piracy destroyed a huge fraction of all shipping.). Dexter is also lucky nobody thought to cheat him.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Christopher Columbus was originally planning to oversee cargo fleets, until his reputation (and a lot of his money) was sunk by pirates. Talk about bad luck, yet he was supposedly one of the only people to survive to swim ashore, talk about good luck. Not even to mention his luck that allowed him to discover “America” ‘first.’ Luckily the Vikings in North America and Portuguese in South America hadn’t made a big deal about their discoveries.

[@josmarrubenbodan3906]

"People back then was evil as hell!" "People RIGHT NOW are evil as hell!" good to see things never change

[@tuesdaythegamist]

For a second I thought Chavezz said “ your mom gets shared” I was like “CALM DOWN” she’s your mother-in-law you gotta see her on holiday dinners

[@Ghillagain]

Did he not say that? 😂😂

[@AaronDixonColbert]

Fun fact: on Amazon, his book, A Pickle for the Knowing Ones, he's called addressed as Lord Timothy Dexter. Also, the prices vary.

[@georgethefriend29]

He also once sent Bibles to the East Indies, a not exactly Christian friendly area. Only, turns out there were missionaries there at the same time, who were eager to use them to spread Christianity. Also, once he married his wife, he decided to play the stock market...by picking stocks at random. The ones he picked ALL went up.

[@shelbyherring92]

RNGesus, for those that don't know, is the deity that speedrunners pray to deliver good luck in video games. RNG stands for "random numbers generator" which is a process of how computers and software creates randomness.

[@desmondcoppin591]

…I think they get it man….

[@shelbyherring92]

​​@@desmondcoppin591 Look, in my defense: it's the Internet and I said "for those woo don't know". But thanks for looking out my over explaining of things.

[@the711devin4]

4:32 Fun Fact: “Untermensch” is German for “Subhuman”

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

That makes a lot of sense. English is a Germanic language and the English Royalty these aristocrats served had a lot of German ties and ancestry.

[@fraelikkriil830]

@@ConnanTheCivilized that’s uh… not why he used the term.

[@TheRyhsge]

Do they realize an “informer of deer” is basically a Game Warden.

[@FloofyOneTorpheus]

I know she was joking about that "She was a whore" thing but I actually jumped in surprise from that casual delivery. I swear these two need to get into acting

[@The_token__black]

Skitten’s singing has become amazing over the years

[@randyrichmondiii3415]

I literally jumped and screamed when i saw the notification

[@Nitr056O]

Skitten at: 6:01 Also Skitten at: 8:20

[@Hollyclown]

Theres just some people who CANNOT be stopped.

[@kelz206]

Bought his book on Amazon (6 bucks) and it's a headache to try to comprehend

[@southanime]

You know the book it's free to read online right?

[@MAlatinboy]

@@southanime some people prefer physical copies, if I were getting this book tho I'd probably get the free version lol

[@Yuki_Ika7]

The old time Donald Trump lol

[@desmondcoppin591]

@@Yuki_Ika7 Except Donald trump was born rich and is now way less successful. Timothy was an idiot, but he started from the bottom.

[@nathanielderonvil4785]

He needs make an audio book full these types of funny historical facts

[@seeonaga1524]

CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE SAM O'NELLA REACTIONS!!!!

[@HenSt-gz7qj]

today, dexter would be that f2p gacha gamer who kept getting all the SSR on his every first pull, then decided to do the same thing to many accounts then sells all those accounts for huge profits.

[@-Miasimon]

Honestly, I'm not a fan of the whole "time travelers in the past" conspiracy theory.. but *this* guy had to have been one. *Nobody* is that blessed by RNGesus. Oh sure, I've been blessed by RNGesus before. Got 4 incredibly rare drops back to back once in a game, but that usually means a drought of bad luck is on the horizon. *This* guy had a lifetime of blessings from RNGesus with no bad luck droughts. Truly, he was the patron saint of RNGesus.

[@Bakedgamer1]

Some would say he WAS RNGesus, foretold to deliver us from bad luck

[@guyman2674]

@@Bakedgamer1 Whether he was someone blessed by RNGesus, or was RNGesus himself, there is one thing that is certain in the end; he got all the figgy pudding.

[@silver_eyed_rose1257]

i think the Sam O'Nella reactions are my favorite. please do more lol.

[@thederp9309]

I want to visit a timeline where he became president just to see the stuff he could get away with

[@Chonkmeister850]

It's good to see that Sam O'Nella is back

[@bricebutler6291]

RNG stands for random number generator. in video games when someone gets really good random items or whatever tey blame the RNG of the game.... RNGesus is mixing the two XD

[@Chavezzslovakia]

Skittens Vid: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4O3hnSciMusac0

[@BigTgeekandgaming1997]

I love your reaction to this one this is one of my favorite Sam o Nella videos I'm glad you both watched it

[@RedeemerofDark]

Its genuinely baffling and yet hilarious that just as we saw in the recent out of context video that not only are they reacting to videos they have already reacted to again years later, but they are also somehow seemingly more bothered and quicker to laugh then before. Its like they became more sensitive and more easily amused since last time or something.

[@venomtheallmighty69]

Make sure to wash your hands before handling chicken or you'll get Salmonella.

[@auzshamathis3688]

I love her energy !!!!!!!!!

[@Beepers559]

8:50 it’s infinitely funny how Dexter not only bought every whale bone, he basically monopolized the whale bone market since he bought all the bones available iirc

[@Dragonstuff1]

I love this man and his sassy attitude 😂 minus beating his wife with a cane 😡

[@animeking213]

Yoooo heck yea good Sam video! also love the drawing at the begging btw.

[@wumbology6072]

We’re on a real Sam O Nella kick! Hope it continues- id suggest the Banana Republic vid from Sam ☺️

[@G_Okr]

We should get Chavez to react to Jack Rackham videos. He would love the guy!

[@infiniteeights7208]

A fox one day spied a beautiful bunch of white grapes hanging from a vine trained along the branches of a tree. The grapes seemed ready to burst with juice, and the fox's mouth watered as he gazed longingly at them. The bunch hung from a high branch, and the fox had to jump for it. The first time he jumped, he missed it by a long way. So he walked off a short distance and took a running leap at it, only to fall short once more. Again and again he tried, but in vain. Now he looked at the grapes in disgust. "What a fool I am" he said. "Here I am wearing myself out to get a bunch of sour grapes that are not worth gaping for." And off he walked very, very scornfully.

[@nathancarey208]

What's the moral of this

[@infiniteeights7208]

@@nathancarey208 The fox realizes he cannot obtain the grapes, and so his disappointment turns to bitterness. He pretends to resent that which he cannot have.

[@MrMG-il5hv]

You can actually find a PDF version of Timothy Dexter‘s book in all its glory just prepared to have a headache

[@dalepatten5612]

"Tasked with keeping track of the local population of deer". DNR origin story confirmed.

[@coletyusha1357]

Now we just need Beastly Boy reacts and Chavezzslovakia reaction collab

[@TeaTime574]

hell yea

[@kingkezzykell]

Another one -dj khlad

[@zcubeDbz]

Man had insane good luck, dear God

[@kameronbryant1341]

Why the fuck am I even trying anymore. I'm too smart I need to be dumb I need to be rich

[@thethrongler7155]

Looks like someone put all of his skill points into luck

[@MysteriumArcanum]

With INT being his dump stat 🤣

[@lukekelly5075]

You my child you shall be the one with all the figgy pudding.

[@smartdoge4626]

Tim Dex was a menace to society.

[@user-kg7co9vi5r]

Known as Lord Timothy Dexter he settled in Newburyport Massachusetts. It is said he walked through town with a goose on a leash. He really was the original Forrest Gump.

[@Beware_of_Meh]

Ahh you missed the best part, at the end he just screams and it’s funne

[@justa_guy67]

Chavez lokey scared me when he yelled at the beginning

[@Momo_Kawashima]

The famous south american president, Jorge Washeton

[@incog8362]

Bros girl is taller than him😂

[@SlumberLand39]

I got you in my recommend after not watching you for a very long time and you still have the hoodie I love it

[@lukekelly5075]

If it was 10 - 20 years ago I would have loved a bio pic comedy of Timothy Dexter starring Bruce Campbell as Timothy Dexter.

[@bio-phobia3895]

The definition of falling upwards

[@orange5811]

This man's hair looking like an un-sheered yak fur

[@LeveyHere]

The original video is one of my favorite videos, it's hilarious lol

[@animeanime4269]

How are you Chavez I love your work I've been a fan for years not that long though keep up the good work and I wonder have you watched something called smg4

[@Shamanscircle1]

"Informer of deer" -Some made up job that could probably (not) be considered the first foray into environmental police. Thanks Dexter lol

[@Flamincactus]

Creative Weapons of the Medieval Era

[@PilloTheStar]

I ain't watched this channel in a month, wtf happened to chavezz hair 😱

[@thisisaname7267]

they pause the video more times than the amount of times that i eat on a daily basis

[@360milliondollars]

Can I have Dexter's dumb luck...Please.....LOL

[@12th.jahlil]

The figgy pudding part is addicting

[@Cactusfruitsquisher]

Guys PLEASE watch more sam again

[@jeff8366]

What Tim said about himself is almost exactly why Kanye says but himself.

[@jordanrayne4779]

Hell yeah, my favorite reactors with some of my favorite content

[@spacecadet28]

I remember this story from school, I think junior high school.

[@hunter5822]

I fucking love that jacket!

[@benrogers9082]

Timothy Dexter, like hell, this is Lucky Ted if i ever saw him!

[@SicKem]

Great video. Also anyone think this is the real forest gump story?

[@AstroNotpg]

Chavezz casually vibing to Skitten’s cover of Leave by Jojo: 0:53

[@AstroNotpg]

Bruh I love the “there you go” ad lib of approval by Chavezz😭 this is literally my fav couple on the internet

[@hama8921]

this man is my hero

[@Karldin83]

Sam O'Nellas stories sound unbelievable AF, but once you check you find every word is true

[@hughesnum3]

Skitten needs to teach Chavezz about Joanna “JoJo” Levesque and the goodness gracious that is her voice

[@Misto_deVito6009]

Looking forward to some more sam o nella and teirzoo

[@thatguynexus5935]

Nice afro

[@HARTTG]

Reality doesn’t have to be believable, it just is🤷🏿‍♂️

[@Uranium-238]

Never clicked so fast

[@Uranium-238]

Also first

[@jythedon8103]

Whoa I haven’t seen a vid in awhile but chavezz getting mad skinny bro 😳

[@luissantiago5163]

Yeah. Crazy dude

[@robertcruz4717]

Holy shit chavez!!! Dat afro!!!

[@captainrev4959]

General

[@mattmaillet1186]

Where can one buy that amazing hoodie?

[@NoxarBoi]

7:30 ‘R(ight) N(ow) f**king Jesus’

[@Goregreet]

I miss sams vids so much

[@marebear5677]

11:54 The Game Grumps fan jumped out of me

[@mew2.025]

what do you mean?

[@error_404_no4]

Yo his head is a Christmas tree with lights

[@KENNYROJERS]

The beard is back :d

[@JKingSniper]

Yo I just received that letter about selling knives recently. WTF, so I wasn't the only one who kept getting them

[@WilliamTheUnkownShoutout]

Awesome and cool😀.

[@Mgdoeyt]

I'm still waiting for a desk that I ordered last month that was supposed to come last week

[@frankenstein6677]

I think either being very stupid or very smart is the only way to make real money. You just wouldn't take such risks otherwise.

[@oscarclarke2653]

Your hair is shiny and I like it

[@animeanime4269]

Chavez please I beg you I beg you please react to Sam O'Nella academy Swiss Miss