Zhuge Liang Destroys Wang Lang (Romance Of The Three Kingdoms 1994)

[@EduardoFerreira-gi7wo]

This scene is epic, Zhuge Liang literaly destroying Wang Lang only by words, his tongue is a sharp knife that kills without drawing blood.

[@hanchiman]

If Zhuge Liang nowadays live in present day, he would be a fucking amazing Internet Flamer or Troll, even a counter troll too!

[@chikuman6224]

@@hanchiman not at all, today 99.99 percent of the citizen class is only a sheep, and evil to the bone, zhuge liang will be destoryed by one single sheeps shamelessness and capability of lying and cheating without remorse.

[@mat7083]

Truly a Superior Man

[@Tian2zi4huang2di4]

Me and my homeboy from the state of Wu watched this rap battle live. Good times man.

[@ryuunana]

It's at that moment, Wang Lang realized that he fcked up

[@shuoli]

The last sentence "I've never seen a shameless man at this. "said by Zhuge Liang is not presented in the original friction but created by the actor， Tangguo Qiang himself. By the way, Tangguo Qiang has acted as great emperors in almost the whole Chinese history, including Chairman Mao.

[@jurtra9090]

Lol, he always play as Mao in every movie

[@yongkysudirdja7587]

I think killing someone with your words is the most badass way to kill someone, and also you can escape jail with that way because you leave no fingerprint

[@conradpham]

4:30 This is the equivalent of "But I know something about you, you went to Cranbrook, that's a private school. What's the matter, dawg? You embarrassed?"

[@3TOlym19]

Even Wang's horse wanted him to die LOL

[@Mr.Deko86]

I caught that too. The horse was like "stay down".

[@WanderSeth]

So for those that are new-ish, English speakers, and don’t really get the lingo, basically The minister told Zhuge Liang that it was heaven’s will that Wei got as strong as it did, and that going against the will of heaven/the universe is guaranteed to be self-destructive. In very simple terms, Zhuge Liang said: “Yeah, Heaven gave you chance after chance to save the Han, you’re even standing before the army of a Han descendant. But what did you do? You cowered and let devils take over the court. You spent over 70 years of your life acting like you did everything for the Dynasty, when you only did everything for yourself. I’m surprised you can even speak of Heaven after you’ve turned your back to it for so long, you common bandit.”

[@Lennis01]

Yes, very well said.

[@Abigdummy4life]

Kongming's anger was quite justified there.

[@BlackSwordMeister]

So, in other words, Wang Lang's double standard just doubled over and died (along with the man himself)?

[@DesertFox36]

Probably the most ancient rap battle. MC Kong Ming just destroyed this nigga

[@benharyo]

Insult level: divine

[@zhao4113]

“ heaven and earth plz hear my command “ “ long live shu han” This man is a god

[@35_talithashahiza29]

Cao Cao: “I am Heaven.”

[@kristoferusrangga2041]

this is the best version of zhuge liang i've ever seen..

[@ThaiPham-gs5lu]

true

[@GeneralHooHa0]

2010 one is absolutely fantastic as well

[@fujitofusan]

@@GeneralHooHa0 not even closee

[@mat7083]

@@GeneralHooHa0NOT even CLOSE

[@impactodelsurenterprise2440]

Whoever did the subs did a damn good job. Even as a native mandarin speaker i could only understand 20% of the conversation.

[@bjap1563]

6:25 Flawless Victory

[@vincently1995]

FATALITY!

[@duelistAKI]

Death by *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

[@duongly5461]

Zhuge Liang, strategist of Shu Han versus Wang Lang, former general of the opposing forces in Yangzhou and later civil officer of Cao Wei.

[@energiesoler]

i love how wang lang was trying to get up but his horse was like nope

[@JDHornski]

“Mark you, today is your last day! How will you stand before the twenty-four emperors of Han?” That’s some cold blooded shit right there. Basically saying you’re dead meat and about to get judged harshly at the gates of Heaven. 💀

[@thebloodwolf9906]

Literally undiscovered meme gold

[@marixsunnyotp3142]

It has been meme in Chinese speakers for ages, but does is rather undiscovered outside.

[@antoinesilva1527]

In Vietnam, Zhuge Liang’s failure to burn Sima Yi alive is a meme. With Kongming closing his eyes while rains pour down with the word “Heaven’s Edict” written in the picture.

[@BlackSwordMeister]

"I see the art of eloquence is alive and well. I'm awed, impressed, and a little bit scared of you right now..."

[@random-guy]

Zhuge has the highest debating skill of all heroes in the three kingdoms. It's not surprising he wins the debate here.

[@hanchiman]

Hahahahaha At 5:01 gonna screen grab it and make a MEME out of it

[@d.e.seymour6792]

I think it should have been Shut Up than that. Epic misspell

[@anhnguyen-e4j3g]

when i am just a kid, my father told me liang transmitted chi into his lungs and destroyed that old man with sound waves from his mouth, like a kamehameha but invisible. More than 20 years and i still that was so funny.

[@anne648]

我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人！

[@shinsenshogun900]

My favorite Epic Rap Battle episode

[@leogaming7366]

Oh man!! I love this version the most!!

[@icykid]

Damn he was cutting his ass! Lolol why didn't they put this in the games?

[@DmitryTheSovietDuck]

Destroy an army by roasting. 🖒👏

[@tamago4415]

Total war three kingdoms coming out in few days, Hype!!!!!!!

[@Mr.Deko86]

This reminds me of an issue 2 years ago. My neighbors fought over a dog that one gave the other and wanted it back 2 months later. The argument was public and one the new owner Zhuge Lianged the previous owner. Shorlty after, the old owner was divorced and was forced to move out. The family stayed behind and no one says ish about the event. 😂

[@AsianVideoGamer]

Rap Battle!!!!!!!!!

[@gasmonkey1000]

"Shit up?" I don't know if that's a mistranslation but I'm hoping it's what he actually said.

[@weiwu1404]

It‘s "Shut up".

[@MarcusHuang-wq5xi]

Lmao the horse disassociate with him real quick after hearing his L

[@vincently6707]

Zhuge Liang of Shu Han vs. Wang Lang of Cao Wei

[@threekingdoms8699]

Thank you Vincent!

[@vincently1995]

6:04 OMG Wang Land dies because he's too old enough!

[@佚名-w1t]

5:56 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Oyocat]

Mf didn't know this wouldn't be the last time ya boy Kong Ming will be commiting verbal murder.

[@DavidTjahyadi]

GANGSTA!

[@PhuongTrinhthiphuong-we9cm]

The most classic rap battle:))))

[@yu521xuan]

諸葛亮罵死王朗

[@slothmoreaftersales6847]

王朗：孔明... 诸葛亮：住口！ 王朗卒

[@Fargusno7930]

6:04 *wangihh langihh*

[@jarrodyuki7081]

i know the hieirachy and the power of hierachy in chinese osciety!!!!!!!!

[@angergod8946]

我今年33岁了

[@jasondunn3868]

anger God 我是23岁了

[@xyviet8759]

6:04 dies of cringe

[@PitunghereTNOschizo100]

And thus that's how Wang Lang died, get *ROASTED* by based Zhuge Liang (Kong Ming).

[@Anthony-hh3dl]

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[@vincently1995]

6:04 OMG Wang Lang dies because he's too old enough!

[@mikehunt9884]

damn he had the wheelchair

[@filbertchandra9419]

It's a carriage, actually. To make sure their prime minister stay healthy and live longer to become their god stretegist

[@MattDoesLife539]

Kendrick vs Drake

[@jarrodyuki7081]

japanwill retaek thek uris skahaidn oskthou rkoaw ill taek north korea.

[@Abigdummy4life]

This version at least shows that Zhuge Liang was actually pretty angry at Wang Lang throughout this exchange. I can imagine in-universe he had a lot of pent-up frustrations for a long time for this kind of moment lol

[@NoelJohnCarlo]

Imagine Dynasty Warriors has shown Zhuge Liang being angry at Wang Lang for once! XD

[@长安-u3b]

皓首匹夫，苍髯老贼 翻译是“hoary headed old fool, grey hairdo rebel”哈哈哈哈哈，学到了