Battle of Words: Zhuge Liang vs. Wang Lang

Don't mess with Zhuge Liang!

[@andreasjames1956]

Zhuge Liang destroys Wang Lang with facts and logic

[@multimeter2859]

Triggered

[@RichterBelmont2235]

Average players: Speech 100 is useless. It can't kill anyone. Big brained Kongming: Hold my fan.

[@jacksonzhou6893]

lol hold my fan!

[@dubuyajay9964]

They obviously never played Fallout: New Vegas.

[@anhquannguyen3508]

damn i laughed like hell

[@Marcell2aG]

Zhuge literally roasted him to death.

[@herokiryu2652]

to me he was just throwing straw man argument..if the other dude had any sense, he would roast Zhuge easily.

[@clj7544]

@@herokiryu2652 yup true

[@alexanderenrique3058]

​@@herokiryu2652 it doesn't matter if it's a fallacy when the other side _does_ get 0wned

[@staticx76]

damn!....even the horse told him to stay down!...lol

[@brianyu6322]

LOL

[@Megumi_Bandicoot]

“There is no greater weapon than a prepared mind.”

[@Infinitebrandon]

I'm so glad you know that 1. 👏🙂

[@JDHornski]

“Mark you, today is your last day! How will you stand before the twenty-four emperors of Han?” That’s some cold blooded shit right there. Basically saying you’re dead meat and about to get judged harshly at the gates of Heaven. 💀

[@mat7083]

🚬

[@PitunghereTNOschizo100]

Just imagine Wang Lang died and he went go there, and suddenly there are 24 Emperors to take a trial on him. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@christopheredwards1273]

我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人！！！

[@meganxi9902]

Tongue as sharp as a sword!

[@blackhorse7553]

meaning- tat person is very eloquent/"poisonous" in his speech

[@YeuToQuoc1995]

7:13 horse: stay down, you can't defeat him. Wang Lang: fine

[@feihongwong1643]

In Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang managed to kill 3 people with words/insults. First victim: Zhou Yu Second Victim: Wang Lang Third Victim: Chao Zhen

[@jasonsudana5320]

Hahaha...

[@HeirofGojira91]

Hmm - Fei Hong Wong - potential candidates whom Zhuge Liang could have also 'wrecked with words' in the 3 Kingdoms: 1.) Cao Cao 2.) Lu Bu 3.) Sun Quan's commanding Generals?

[@lolonoazolo8918]

HeirofGojira91 Zhuge Liang's words are useless against Lu Bu because Lu Bu knows no shame.

[@HeirofGojira91]

Hock Lin Chua Odds are Sima Yi probably has enough wind of Zhuge Liang anyways ... considering half the time he refused to fight Zhuge Liang but preferred to stay in his camp and 'sit and wait' on the defensive ...

[@feihongwong1643]

Akin Khoo I was refering to the novel. In the novel Zhugeliang is almost a demi god, but in reality he didn't even do much at the Battle of the Red Cliff.

[@kenjensonyuan6291]

this should be in the Epic Rap Battles of History

[@shuchangguo9713]

Yuen Kin Hin you can find the remix version

[@dubuyajay9964]

Eastern Vs. Western Philosophers Part II?

[@yuusariamberground5331]

This moment was fake, Wang Lang in history was opened his school and academy at this time.

[@muhammadzariff7075]

@@yuusariamberground5331 he was still a traitor though. He got his career from the Han, but decided to aid the usurpers.

[@shenzhenfactory2713]

安敢在此饶舌😂😂😂

[@budgiecat9039]

6:00 an angry Wang Lang points at Zhuge Liang "Nigga!"

[@rafaelpellizzari4021]

Laughed hard at this one 🤣🤣🤣

[@blackhorse7553]

in the olden days, pride is very important...old guy probably die of heart attack!!

[@blackhorse7553]

Guan Yu 。 傲气不能有， 傲骨不能无！ u should learn to be humble, stop being arrogant or braggy, but you should have some pride in you...a person with zero pride will laterally gain zero respect from others

[@budgiecat9039]

because pride is shallow bullshit and one cunt hair short of arrogance and greed which can lead to a bad end

[@MrLi-fd4hs]

那只是文学艺术的表达方式，只是为了突出诸葛亮的才能。三国演义是写于14世纪的小说，它在艺术表达方式上与现代小说有所不同。

[@wenboluo5146]

@@MrLi-fd4hs 你能换一句吗？

[@2auhsoj2]

Sima Yi said,"Wang Lang is a bit short tempered and he cannot resist such insult"

[@ManNotFoundDog]

"You'll know the outcome tomorrow" BRILLIANT OUTCOME, WANG LANG.

[@zappist751]

haha

[@hiisoka]

the origin of battle rap and dissing.

[@DarkAdonisVyers]

He killed someone with the power of his Shout. He really is a Dragon!

[@drevniysamurai]

Это он просто зевнул)

[@west_amane]

u think he's a *Dragonborn* ???😂

[@SM-gd2rn]

The virgin Wang Lang vs the chad Zhuge Liang

[@svlina]

the 94 version captured the ancient people spirit rather than created for the fashion role model with the present people of though . This is CLASSIC LEGACY of Romance of the three kingdoms

[@legoshi6769]

This is more accurate. The 2010 series focused on action and missed out most of it.

[@svlina]

He is the great prime minister of Shu Han FOREVER. Tang Guo Qiang handled this role elegantly.

[@user-qn7dm6vm6k]

安敢在此饶舌=how dare you rap here

[@bobbytomas8302]

Lol

[@cheungchris5882]

笑死我了 中国有嘻哈之孔明是OG

[@user-nh3up1hd4j]

哈哈哈。

[@blackhorse7553]

"how dare u stir your tongue here"...stir your tongue means trying to outspoken....

[@SpyFromMarsZeus]

@@blackhorse7553 in Chinese slang, 'to stir tongue' means 'to rap'.

[@wilsonjoe4902]

7:00 "I've never seen such a shameless man as this". 我从未见过如此厚颜无耻之人。 LoL

[@sandyng23]

from zhuge liang eyes, we see wisdom hiding inside.

[@kristoferusrangga2041]

this 1994 version of Zhuge Liang is the best... i forgot his name but he's a brilliant actor... none came close portraying zhuge liang better than him

[@user-go4rn7tl7t]

他叫唐国强

[@darthyazid1]

This version of Zhuge Liang is so much better than the 2010 version.

[@hookist1]

the 2010 version sadly not even focuses on the actual novel of RoTK. they just made for fighting scenes. Well , its kinda annoying

[@HeirofGojira91]

hookist1 Indeed - they actually changed some parts at times or just left out parts of the novel at times :(

[@5H4K490]

HeirofGojira91 They chopped so much, I don't know whether it was the writers who wanted to hype up the drama by making a few characters do what multiple ones did or if the budget restrictions were the reason. Either way it was abit of a let down.

[@ALLGLORYTOTEEN]

+5H4K490 Its actually easier for memorization too. It fits the media, especially when the show is already more than 70 hours long

[@waitinglongtime691]

may i know how you know the three kingdom ？

[@HiddenWen]

Zhuge Liang made that other guy so mad he fell off a horse. It's "Umadbro" on a whole other level.

[@radicalhonesty7111]

7:13 omg the horse pins Old Wang down on the ground. Lollllllllllllllll

[@miclee9400]

hhhha

[@samuell1894]

For anyone who doesn't know, this happens only in Romance. In history, Wang Lang is a respected person by everyone and die peacefully under Wei Ming Emperor

[@serpentdoness]

"SHUT UP!" - Zhuge Liang. Lol, duuuude XD.

[@encyclopediaamericana7234]

Zhuge Liang schooling a corrupt career politician. I loved it.

[@yeastori]

The Roast God strikes again

[@SonicPowerSuper]

Zhuge Liang kills someone using words omg

[@fahad_hassan_92]

I've watched this a hundred times by now

[@djbuenaventura5534]

New definition of Death by roasting

[@terryts2]

sticks and stones can break your bones, but Zhuge Liang's words can give you a heart attack! LOLZ

[@stitchgrl777]

that is the best video description ever.

[@supermagmorter]

Zhuge Liang's laugh at 4:17 is hilarious

[@user-md2ds2qh5i]

7:13 The horse was like: "Don't get up man, you lost."

[@PitunghereTNOschizo100]

The line is more like "Nah you lost old man, no need to wake yo ass up.

[@timlau8638]

Zhuge Liang is the best MC.

[@carlosjohnson8625]

"You hoary headed old fool! You gray hairdo rebel!" Master Kongming to Wang the grey hairdo rebel. No rest for the traitors! No retreat for the Han!

[@Trademark888]

Yes, thats right. After Cao Cao passed away, his title is Wu Emperor, which can mean the Martial Emperor. So Wang Lang was refering to Cao Cao Where as Wei is name of the country.

[@abcabc-uv6ce]

Top ten ancient rapper even Chica is afraid to dis.

[@emilytheweirdo4752]

Words can kill. Confirmed

[@GreenTeaGoku]

Poetic beatdown!

[@akkeut1324]

Damn, this has to be one of Zhu Ge Lian's special ability in total war three kingdom. When an enemy general wants a duel, he can just roast him to death.

[@TheBlackPigeon]

Today's hip-hop artists wish they could have rap battles like this.

[@VladiSSius]

Moral of the story : see video description.

[@zhugenaut4150]

I love the way he is depicted. Zhuge Liang You will live forever.

[@victorhng]

7:21 YOU DIED (Queue the Bloodborne death music)

[@DTWesker]

DC:15 Zhuge Liang：+4 Charm, +4 Intelligence, +4 situational advantage：agenda of resuming Han Dynasty roll：1d20=20, critical success

[@danweycn]

My fatorite snippet of the series. A highlight.

[@DarkAdonisVyers]

@anythingnew Wang Lang's ultimate argument: My hot granddaughter is going to be the new emperor's mother (his granddaughter Wang Yuanji becomes Sima Zhao's wife, giving birth to Sima Yan).

[@vincently6707]

Sima Zhao just 💑 married Wang Yuanji.

[@asifitsyourlast6933]

Wang Yuanji was also created Empress Dowager (Tihou) after her son ascends the throne while all Zhuge Liang's heirs were mediocre

[@yeshichophel5428]

Wang lang is still a traitor of Han

[@SubTukkZero]

Haha that was a good scene. It's so awesome that Zhuge Kong Ming rides around in a little carrige. :)

[@moxinghbian]

lol, I like the "god rest his soul" thing when he mentioned his dead king.

[@jbb2660]

This is so Epic: literally Rap battle on the highest level.

[@secretname4860]

4:17 That actor appeared in a TV advertisement of a worker school in Shandong ,China

[@serpentdoness]

Haha man...Zhuge Liang totally pwned the old man! Zhuge Liang is so good at making speeches :D

[@serpentdoness]

"You hoary headed old fool!" - Zhuge Liang. Lol XD

[@jasonsudana5320]

Great!

[@ElBandito]

4:15 I'm about to end this man's entire career.

[@StoreWar1]

Sounds like an actual quote in the book XD

[@Volt46]

During that time, each kingdom has a brilliant strategist. Sima Yi of Wei, Zhuge Liang of Shu and Lu Xun of Wu. Of all this strategists, Zhuge Liang is the best, Lu Xun is second best and Sima Yi is third best.

[@obitoxshinobi8978]

💚shu all day😂

[@KAO-xp3cl]

馬兒好像踩了王司徒衣袖，不讓起來🤣

[@user-qm7ph6bc4p]

馬:導演說你的戲份沒了不要亂動(?)

[@woodkey1]

Now thats what i call a badass telling off

[@404FinallyFound]

Nat 20 vicious mockery

[@rpggaminggirl]

Nice, thanks. This will be a good present :D

[@Sextus70]

Definitely this scene is much better here than in the 2010 version. The debate feels much more natural (and we don't get cheesy and over the top blood spitting).

[@bennysusanto5524]

I don't know why the modern Chinese pop culture gravitate more to fantasy comical anime things and very feminine guys. Probably due to KPop and Manga influence.

[@Auso572]

@@bennysusanto5524 Zhuge Liang was 26 when entering service under Liu Bei, not some old man. And yes, since he was supposed to be charismatic they actually picked someone who is popular. Get with the times instead of complaining like an old geezer.

[@zwang3909]

@@Auso572 charisma does not work like this.

[@Auso572]

@@zwang3909 It sure worked for me.

[@yanjunguo5788]

@@bennysusanto5524 I think the reason is modern china the most generous consumer groups in entertainment is ladys but not men.they ladys just easy to be satisfied for feminine-face,k-pop-style actor. many chinese guys just give up contate the pop culture and contate the other thing them intersting for example the"pop culture" just a detry word betwen me and my friend,and we just use some k-pop-style actor's name for joke o attack some one

[@Borderose]

OWNED!

[@Toushiro1010]

Imagine Zhuge Liang scolding present day politicians, I wonder how many of them would die from heart attacks...

[@auniquehandle]

probably none.

[@jurtra9090]

@@auniquehandle because they have no morality

[@jontaviousrichey1738]

I bet they low-key embrasess and wants to killed themselves if zhuge Liang was existing, he would roast evil, corruption politicians people nowtoday Whilemean me who watch this zhuge Liang roasting: 😬😬😬😬😬💀💀💀

[@PitunghereTNOschizo100]

More like just imagine Zhuge roasting entire politicians on Twitter even worse Elon Musk who bought Twitter. 😂💀

[@Mysterbyg]

Damn, I knew before he even got out there, that he was going to be owned ROYALY. But DAMN!!! Why wasn't this scene in Dynasty Warriors? We need more politicians and military leaders like him these days.

[@TheFreedomDragon]

Words, when used properly, can be just as powerful as any weapon

[@Wvk5zc]

I came here from Total War: Three Kingdoms

[@SS-kr5us]

Me too.

[@JessicaAriadne]

@@SS-kr5us Saaaame.

[@ItalianoConfuso]

awesomeness, not even any fight required

[@Infinitebrandon]

Kong ming, my man. Most noble and trustworthy friend, you are always welcome to share my couch with me because we are that straight of homies 👍. The 🌞 and 🌙 to you 🙏

[@chenjinguo]

1994 and 2010 I love what Zhuge Liang pull off in both series.

[@CodeSBX]

Damn...Remind me again to never debate with or anger the Sleeping Dragon... 8(

[@DragonSama88]

I am the sleeping dragon, but since you're an assassin's creed fan just like me, I'll spare your life

[@CodeSBX]

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

[@marumotoza]

Oh! Thanks!!

[@Killerkid282]

"Zhuge Liang is no ordinary man...how could u drive off the enemy by words on the battlefield" said Cao Rui."You may wait and see the outcome tomorrow" said Wang Lang...wow great outcome Minister Wang LOL

[@disappearingone11]

Just a note, that's Guo Huai, not Cao Rui.

[@Tokax]

Nobody can best Zhuge Liangs rhymes

[@svlina]

@Z0rkaz this is at episode 69 - Jiang Wei Surrenders near the end of episode

[@EmperorChiCheung]

Of course!

[@Orhan6125]

okay if Dynasty Warriors had the SCRIPT of this TV show it'd be one of the top games of all time carried by both gameplay AND STORY (DW doesn't do story very well at all)

[@SubTukkZero]

I LOVE Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Dynasty Warriors.

[@sunaliba]

thanks titan can you please upload sun ce,s episods or just some parts ?

[@2auhsoj2]

i watch this drama and it is really cool!!

[@ShadowWolfRising]

if i was one of the officers there, i would have defected to Zhuge Liang's side after that. with all the men and fellow officers who would follow.

[@ElectronicRatings]

If Zhuge Liang was yelling at me like that I would stand there laughing not understanding a thing he says...

[@hyouzanren1846]

When you reach lv 99 Ultimate roast skill!

[@Volt46]

You're probably right! How I wished Liu Bei wasn't dead because of his two brothers and Pang Tong alive and kicking if he had listened to Zhuge Liang's warning. With one of them alive, at least Zhuge Liang can work slowly and had not suffer a silent death at Wu Zhang Plains.

[@chineseoperafan]

From which episod is ti? I' like to see the whole thing.

[@iansin7722]

this scene is way better than the 2010 version!

[@gilvincentyaquit]

The greatest diss in ancient history

[@Ludico1988]

Zhuge Liang OWNS!!!XD Shu Han Forever!!

[@ahmadsherbeny5609]

Kongming OP LEVEL over 200% xD

[@Poisonofmemory]

sadly this was only a scene from the romace of three kingdoms and did not happen in real history.

[@Poisonofmemory]

+TheNigerianTiger how ever wang lang and zhuge liang are real people in history

[@dan020350]

it can give a good heart attack

[@HamanKarn567]

A lot of what happens in romance of the three kingdoms never happened in history.

[@hisui86]

For real story.. refer to Three Kingdoms or San Guo Zhi..

[@bekasiblis9540]

History has been altered according to who rule the nation

[@garethahaha]

this is like a scene from phoenix wright

[@TheUgly88]

Dude was so bad ass that he killed Wang Lang with words. True wisdom! Too bad that I always liked Jia Xu and Wei Yan more than anyone else in the novel.

[@PitunghereTNOschizo100]

The god, the myth and the legend Zhuge Roasting.

[@jaerirob644]

heyy Titan9999 did u put in the english subtitles yourself?

[@xGolbezx]

Oh Zhuge Liang...You are the man!