Zimbabwean Emigrating To South Africa

[@leeannvh]

No matter how many times I listen to this it still cracks me the F up!! Man its hilarious!! Miss the radio stations in SA....one of the FEW things I miss!!!

[@alexsandrodesouzagoncalves3373]

That's the ''million dollar question'' that no one can answer. If former South Africa was so ''detestable'' why, instead of departures, was there immigration harassment on its borders (in the 70s/80s)?... This is not a defense of the old regime, but a factual demonstration that socialism was (and is, and always will be) something so disastrous that even the regime of separation in old South Africa bequeathed a better country to live and work. Instead of revanchisms, what should be talked about and studied in the country is how to move forward (without a state of separation) in a cooperative way towards a better future. ::: Good rest of the week, and good studies.

[@gladwinpila480]

kwaaaa 1st listened to it 2007, brings back lots of memories!!

[@porkulate]

Absolutely HILARIOUS. As an American, I would love to see our own 'Mexican' problem dealt with in such an awesome and amazing manner. I love it Whackhead!

[@porkulate]

The Photophone MYOB

[@steveb1739]

I'm here just to hear Jeremy Mansfields' voice. Rest in Peace my man, thank you for all the laughs taking the kids to school way back when. Love you buddy.

[@cehlattin]

Never realised he had passed away. Brilliant guy.

[@bigsnowcone]

living in new zealand and hearing these blogs gives us such a laugh, and to have the south african humor is awesome

[@maxwellchiwawa4354]

i am Zimbabwean and i still love this prank , hahahahha thats the zimbo spirit , Ungandidii hapana

[@simbangwenya3717]

True that's what we are doing

[@stevieg4ever]

One of my favourite YT clips of all time. I listen to this everyday man lol

[@cehlattin]

used to love these when driving to work in Joburg. Serious humour. None of my friends in the UK quite understand South African humour.

[@utubejiver]

Hey, I had a dam good laugh, I listened to you guys 3 times and still laughing!!Keep it up & lets have more....PLEEESE

[@thendelothononda4469]

GOOD GIRL MY GIRL..IAM PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN AND I LOVE UR MENTALITY AND WE ARE ALL HUMANBEIGN CREATED BY JESUS CHRIST I WIL ALSO COME TO ZIMBABWE TO SEE PROPHET EUBERT ANGEL

[@victormoyo]

im from zimbabwe and i still find this funny

[@mbusolungelo4055]

victor moyo u don't know what is funny ne dis people have blood like u

[@oneilwepoely9904]

coz u are stupid

[@netorlefera7950]

It is legal to do that?

[@nadnavlis240]

I listened to this years ago and it was funny. I just re-listened and it is just as funny. Whackhead kills me.

[@SteveVass8]

absolutely briliant :) always makes me laugh :P dam i miss home hey.

[@balancehanganda6006]

Much love from Namibia 🇳🇦

[@MrMuzzyBasher14]

This is truely one of my favorite vids........I mean how can you not like this?

[@cheyanqui]

Jeremy Mansfield's Zim accent is brilliant. I wish I could pull that off.

[@Leokimble]

Awesome. This has to be the funiest thing I have heard in a while

[@tembalamimusic]

This video is really excellent . Also Check out zimbabwean Gospel music from Tembalami.

[@Clutchtheclownz]

Tembalami I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to Zimbabwean gospel

[@nyikokubayi8482]

hahahaa, I'm dead!!!!!! you the best dude😂😂😂

[@rmc86]

eish mangwanani thisi one isi muchifull humarus!!! it mekes me lafe soo greatly. i will be evermore heppi

[@jonathan1b]

This is a classic and how true is the shaft. That is only the tip of the iceburg

[@vinniechan]

This is my favourite by far.

[@blackmamba5000]

no, he meant that more in the sense of 'ok, lets get serious now' but wouldnt doubt the corruption on both sides of the border.

[@ASPRINALARD]

'Have you got Visa?''No Mastercard!!!' 'How do you say go away in Sotho....' Man, funny!!!!!!!

[@GlobetrottingMusicologist]

Man, haven't laughed like that since my life in SA :)

[@carlahack959]

Him: I'm fell into the fence. I wasn't trying to get in or anything The guy: carries on with something else Me: dude...why 😹😹

[@vinniechan]

"They're going to tell Boss Robert" lol

[@TVmieliesMAD]

LMAO My fav prank as well Frak luved em all ... so funny!

[@Afrikitty]

"The Ly-on is not understanding, uh, 'coz I'm a Shona - What is "go away Ly-on" in Sotho?" PHONE POLICE IN ZIMBABWE! AAAAAAAAAAha ha ha ha ha hahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (^_^)

[@maprodamrewa208]

They will go to tell boss Robert and is going to lock m up

[@omaribinde6389]

Afrikitty hello

[@chazyt]

LOOOL!!! "I'm stuck in the fence"....hahaha!!!

[@sibonelomyeza]

This is just a prank if you got sense of humuor like me you were probably laughing but if your comment is about Zimbabwe this and South Africa this you need chill out and not take everything so seriously....Sibonelo Myeza, NUZ representing

[@sakhilelillynair4595]

2019 who is still here

[@Bbb-ml4gb]

They will say they are our investors

[@SetshwanaPhookeng]

Official is even struggling to communicate with.....My friend 😂😂😂😂

[@simbangwenya3717]

He don't know what to do can you imagine someone tells you that

[@rynothezululander]

"let me tell zimbabwean police" "no then they gonna tell boss robert and lock me up"

[@mbusolungelo4055]

Ryan Bath uyahlanya wena mlungu

[@simbangwenya3717]

Hahahaaa

[@blackmamba5000]

yep me too...i was in tears when i heard this at 1st!

[@BLINGqueen777]

I love this video. its intense and funny and i really don't like the person commenting about it negatively its supposed to be a joke nothing freaken serious.

[@netorlefera7950]

Things are happening in the earth, it is like a curse

[@911Bovice]

This is hilarious, and I'm not even from SA

[@kitoko50]

The best ever ! I add this in my favorite!

[@hitmewiththemusic]

This prank is hilarious, this guy is awsome

[@stevieg4ever]

'There's a lion.' 'Were is the lion?' LOL

[@TheNatascha22]

Great video, so funny!!!!

[@kwena7]

@FatalDeathShot : It may be, but how is this poor dude whose hand has just been snatched by a lion note it down and dial it.... this is one of the funniest funnies!

[@brianmarrian3619]

Funny but so sadly true ...

[@TheNatascha22]

It's great, love this one!!!

[@AttilaHuun]

ha ha We South African's have a good sense of Humor no one say it like we can he he ha ha

[@DerSpiess11]

If South Africa & Zimbabwe ever go to war, it will be tribal. I have a lot of respect for the Zulu nationals, who have been persecuted by all sides, especially by the ANC. So much for 1 man, 1 vote. They never stood a chance.

[@avinanaran8453]

lol this my fav can't stop listen to it

[@fillipusmwaimbula5342]

avina naran Simon I.sipanga

[@NeoFalcon69]

I thought that too at first but now when you see how Zimbabwe took a turn for the worse I think it's supporters for a similar in SA will have second thoughts.

[@MATAKOish]

I RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO LISTEN TO THIS CLIP,OOH GUYZ I HVE NEVA LAUGHED LIKE THIS ,ITS MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!

[@BashmentCrew1]

hahahaha this is jokes he goes lets start a business have u got a visa card nuh I got master card.

[@mariamahalie2257]

Today they are crying when the South Africa refused enough is enough.

[@garybootland3784]

utter brilliance . his best ever one by miles

[@simonmakhubele6894]

South Africa is r Canaan of many foreigners

[@tracydugdalecohen]

loved wackhead! ! nothing beats SA humour!

[@kevinchinyangarara8343]

Let’s start the business 😂😂

[@imbabazane]

is that the other guy? or the one who phones?...because the other one is a lot better than the one who phones

[@FrankD777]

To be honest, parts of this podcast are funny, albeit an imaginative fabrication of a highly unlikely actual conversation. So we take it at face value... laugh a little... and continue with our lives. Perhaps learning a little Sotho or Shona, we may find that we too have an accent that makes for good comedy. Let's not generalize & talk about silly South Africans, nor Zimbabweans who have no one to blame but themselves... because only individuals are involved here. God bless

[@cleric727]

Don't you just love the Zimbabweans!

[@lawrencestoke]

Very true. Its well with them now so let them make merry at others' expense. They forget the tremendous assistance they got from Zimbabwe during the dark days of apartheid. So many ANC leaders and ordinary black SAfricans sought and were granted refuge in Zimbabwe before 1994. I know this very well. But people tend to forget these things. We hope the tables dont turn again, as they tend to.

[@fabiosobekwa7921]

You got him Deren

[@TinoStruggle081]

Nothing lasts for ever. Tomorrow it could be you.

[@casa8112]

Lol LOL LOL LOL - How cool is this . fabulous stuff

[@Fearfulcheez]

and the phone when tring tring forever after more :) lov it

[@sippysips3696]

do u have a Visa? No i have a Mastercard LMAO !!!! lolo hahahahahahahaha

[@kmfw72]

No way was it R2 to £1 then - it was R5.6 in 1994 when I was there.

[@ThreePuttBogeys88]

this is frickn funny, i'm from zim but you've got to laugh at yourself once in while.....lol. "what is go away lion in suthu?" 3.51

[@88motho]

This was very fanny.

[@tanderson596]

Very harsh on the Zimbabweans, persecuted in their own country and yet you laugh at them trying to leave...

[@ryanedwards7449]

Boo hoo they brought it upon themselves

[@mbusolungelo4055]

tanderson596 y mara kubesona

[@lungelopilson6024]

@tanderson596 u an ignorant idiot

[@masilosepane5270]

Who cares, they must sort their own crap, we tired of them here

[@Appydem]

Zimbabweans didn't have this attitude when South Africa and ANC needed help, they actually offered to assist in the apartheid fight

[@munyaradzilast5024]

theres a lion here..hahahhahah!

[@Trillo1337]

lol thats the 100st coment nice work ^^

[@kakompo]

I am stuck in the fence ! LOL

[@adriancoul]

there's no racism in here whatsoever..

[@thusomoruti5029]

haibo unoita mini iwe amazing

[@yoootyooob]

I AM a white African in the reality of my own waking dream. I was born there, just like any other "African" What is "African" anyway... a religion? A cult? I'm also a white Taiwanese. Home is where the heart is, or the body is.

[@ThiefOfBaghdad]

lol @ the start, their playing "Basement Jaxx - Red Alert"

[@porkulate]

South Africa today - post Apartheid - is a TOTAL BASKET CASE!

[@revolutionnow5227]

JockBaloney I think you have bipolar . First you congratulate south Africa then we a basketcase . Well at least we aren't mass murderers like USA .

[@supastar25]

What u talking about, I'm proudly South African. I know what I'm talking about because my company's done a lot of business in Zimbabwe for the last 30 years. So I know Zimbabwe inside out...I also know the squalor most SAfricans live in because I'm also from ekasi..and I can tell you now it's even worse than in Zimbabwe. People who disagree are just misinformed by the media...

[@zimempress]

just so u know that is not the only accent in Zimbabwe ...

[@busisiwetiny7533]

They mst jump dat fence again an go back home their enemie is dead

[@7boon]

The USA is at least functioning with an African as president...

[@makheyi]

That is hilarious!!

[@DragonDoper]

This is to funny!!

[@ThreePuttBogeys88]

if the south african gvt showed a sense of forsight they would have done more to help zimbabwe before this whole thing blew out of proportion. you would think the strongest economy in africa would realize neighbours' problems would leak over to thier side and they'd do something quick!

[@TearsLikeStars]

Rhodesia was what Zimbabwe was called when it was a British colony.

[@kakompo]

No I have mastercard ! LOL

[@robertchutney]

The Jews paved their way the same way as the Zimbabweans do at this moment...Don't cut the branch you siting on,and they did!

[@Divanvanryneveld]

"hai man"

[@hemulouty]

wow funniest vid i've seen !! 10/10

[@otsiledikgale2680]

secretary offstage stagehand fever

[@theantiusername]

Um...how again? I forget what the Zimbabweans are doing for South Africans...elighten me instead of resulting to infantile name-calling?

[@andamaguma9418]

hahaha the person needs help becoz he's stuck on a boarder fence...kwaaaaa

[@LordWellington15]

@Abdikarimelmi Ghana is one of the only democratically proper nations in Africa, I'll give you that, yet you see London burning in the news, probably the only time it has happened this year. I turn on the news I see killing famine, poverty, bloodshed, and corrupt governments in Africa. This isnt a rare thing, this happens on a daily basis in Africa.

[@feliciachiomadzi8124]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk the lion doesn't understand cuz I am shona.

[@ThreePuttBogeys88]

i'm in the states so its all good!

[@AapVanDieKaap]

Because those countries are crap too? South Africa is the richest country in Africa, everyone wants to come here, unfortunately

[@moseschisamba7445]

Tinombo wanzirwa maZim bt vanonyepa hatipererwi kusvika ipapo tinototsvaga way to escape

[@dessy191]

aaaah it took my arm lol

[@much902]

this just a killa

[@tshepomosa4590]

The guy is brave enough hey