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It's PRIME TIME. AMAZON PRIME TIME. Amazon is well known for being a great service to obtain items in a quick and timely manner. With this new show not only do we put that to the test, but we venture into what Amazon is all about, the weird stuff.
The rules are simple, using our collective funds we buy a few items for each other and not knowing what they are, we share them with one another on the couch. We could very well go poor doing this, we just want you to know this.
The following is for those multicultural.
En 1966, el presidente Lyndon B. Johnson emitió la primera proclama presidencial en honor a los padres, designando el tercer domingo de junio como el Día del Padre. Seis años más tarde, el día se convirtió en una fiesta nacional permanente cuando el presidente Richard Nixon la promulgó en 1972.
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[@wassilj9120]

nice touch with the "death stranding baby" who ever edited this

[@TheEmilylynn64]

Russian speaking kidnapper Aleks and cow daddy James really gets me going

[@Czh5544]

Never thought I would be reading this sentence in real life.

[@Simplystimulating]

Jerry Can Hmm

[@Simplystimulating]

emily lynn Hmmm

[@Party_in_a_small_box]

emily lynn saaaaaaame omg

[@briclark7652]

I could have gone my whole life without seeing that baby edit

[@schoolsout901]

yes but you wouldn't have known what you missed out on. *thumbs up*

[@ZeusEBoy]

Brianna Clark it’s from the death stranding trailer at e3

[@lildannyboi13]

Brianna Clark James doesn’t like the browns ones

[@ocarinadude762]

Brianna Clark and it would have been a damn shame

[@NeilScotti]

that blink at 6:51 tripped me out!

[@cauchemar479]

NipTipp I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT UNTIL NOW 😟😟

[@_s_9920]

subtle editing is always great

[@roccopennino8090]

NipTipp for real

[@deepstroke]

I had to play it back to make sure. Then it looked a bit to real...

[@psarthex7652]

Idk how they edit that shit to make it look that realistic, it's fucking awesome tho

[@Sxybexi]

They have actual sets, I guess no more fire starting and shit throwing huh

[@babyleader]

The opposite

[@blueboy56ify]

They´ll save it for the season finale.

[@borkybork2749]

It’s that sweet sweet patreon money

[@toamastar]

I reckon its just an excuse to see the whole room go ablaze in about a year or so... Lmao

[@uncomfortablealeks539]

Now they can focus on destroying one set at a time, while not worrying about the other sets getting destroyed. They only made the chaos more controllable

[@BulletRedProduction]

i'm starting to feel like these video titles are being generated by an algorithm

[@Ephigy1]

Maybe they used this handy program kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6LbgJ-irqyneqM

[@FlapJacques]

I get 5 more years of life every time I hear Aleks speak Russian.

[@STEEVEWES]

What is going on

[@dadbodsenpai1315]

That icon is just as surprised as you are

[@REXae86]

STEEVEWES fuck if I know

[@ashleyverger647]

Cow Chop's slogan

[@lexn5739]

STEEVEWES my feet

[@Fildrong]

What is going on in my tunnel

[@Memmyrabilia]

More Aleks speaking Russian. Add that to the compilation.

[@Coolio20404]

Aleks is pregnant? Congratulations

[@thetoot9615]

Pregnanant*

[@embodiedbog6415]

THETOOT PREGANANANT

[@SamPeachs]

When james said " did you get that", it gave me ptsd from the iphone vs knife challenge and it started smoking.

[@steelestraley4068]

Loved seeing Jakob in the new Jurassic world

[@MrBigNDH]

Steele Straley I thought that same shit

[@TheAtomicVapor]

Haha. He's a pussy in the movie too! Gotta love the kid though

[@altosforteaquax5083]

I thought I was the only one that saw that!

[@MatthewNeathery]

I was wondering where I knew him from. Lol

[@VaultyTheSalty]

I haven't seen it. Is he really in it? If so, as who?

[@Thirty3mad]

Aleks: "The brown ones are ugly?" James: "yeah" *U N I N T E N T I O N A L R A C I S M*

[@ceebreeez]

MAD MAN "I'm killing the colored one like you said"

[@Ibeezvlogging]

I’m pretty sure that was the improv part and it was meant to be kept in

[@___-bx1rz]

Its lacism

[@ryman1933]

Hyperbruh

[@cauchemar479]

MAD MAN no wonder James and Aleks have been together for so long

[@jackinthebox364]

THIS TYPE OF EDITING IS FIRE! i dont know who edited this video but there are certain videos throughout the channel where this persons work is VERY NOTICEABLE! like this comment so whoever edited this gets their share of gratitude!!!

[@APCxcheesypuffs]

jackinthebox364 I feel the opposite their music sounds generic and stale. Sounds like a sims game everything else is great!

[@BearGurz]

Russian aleks is awesome

[@MaltaLumpie]

Hears echo "NO NO NO, DONT SHAKE THE BABY"

[@colintherookmain7419]

9:32 just close your eyes and listen.

[@ezra-4251]

Colin the Rook Main this is perfect

[@MrLINK50]

10:00 & 10:06 too...

[@Simplystimulating]

Colin the Rook Main Hmmm

[@dagen1937]

“I’m the Joka baby”

[@faenceli]

i love the background music it reminds me of animal crossing that we didnt get on the switch

[@TheUltraDonic]

faenceli *never get

[@user-ic1ic5nb6p]

can you please come up with titles that don't make me consider separating myself from the internet and moving into the woods?

[@Southpark_259]

8:04 you remember long ago in the left4dead series when he was carrying a baby and Jordan left him good times😔

[@Thinzy]

Aleks is pregnant I see, man; missed a few of these videos.

[@s3dchr]

It was in his throat though, he ate it. Or it lives there.

[@Citrussy1]

*these stairs aren’t wheelchair accessible*

[@CoolMoon]

8:03 Remember, no Russian

[@MangaNyan]

CoolMoon Alex wasn't paying attention

[@redvelvet5374]

Quality content

[@toastyshoober2661]

Yeh

[@FreakGamerFilms]

It’s nice of Aleks to give James the baby he was carrying inside of him

[@OriginalParadigm357]

Glad it isnt an awkward sex game or aleks throwing up on some white shoes. If theres gagging or throwup, the whole gang has to be present imo.

[@Jademoon25]

8:06 Aleks yelling in Russian while attacking James and his daughter is my new kink.

[@hydrosting]

The scene when they were in the alley was hilarious.

[@naniunina]

11:03 I actually screamed “JAMES NOOO”

[@werdelke]

"Where's the kid?" " *DEAD* "

[@jamesv9701]

6:52 baby blink wtf

[@kristiannygard9141]

NAH DUDE. THIS VIDEO'S FUCKING CURSED BRO

[@morganmariex]

The editing to make that baby blink before James kicked the shit out of it was just 👌🏻

[@jj__3528]

😂😂 James just handed the baby over so quickly

[@mr.sigmachad5134]

4:40 some foreshadowing right there...

[@alright7887]

I just wait till 11 am and refresh till you guys upload

[@sweetypie2675]

whoever edits these videos i would love to learn from. Their editing is so good i just keep laughing and being amazed by the effects geez

[@NorthSide_Jay]

the whole set they've created is very creative and something I didn't expect from them

[@misao6397]

That neck phone thing actually seems pretty good. But I would only pay like $5 max for it.

[@SonicOwO]

3:46 Most Relatable thing Alex ever said

[@whiteydiamond]

6:52 IT FLINCHED!

[@coreyballenger5600]

We ever gonna get a non-Patreon office tour of the new sets? I'm curious where everyone's desks are now.

[@PaladinsOfAnarchy]

Just watch the end

[@coreyballenger5600]

Paladins of Anarchy It doesn't show anyone's desk.

[@cauchemar479]

_Noted_ 2:11 Aleks likes furries. _Preferably_ when *James* is dressed as one. 6:51 James hates *racist* babies. 8:07 Aleks is the Russian kidnapper from Welcome to the game.

[@AlmaPulliam]

4:29 THIS is the quality content i subscribe for

[@smuffypanda]

11:20 it looks like JAmes is also doing an outro for this video but they used Alek's outro instead lmfaoooooo

[@itzravenark7648]

that fucking baby blinked ain’t nobody telling me different lol

[@clinicallymanic]

Nice job animating the eyelids on the baby at 6:52

[@kahn8360]

I legit got jump scared at 6:51 when the baby blinked lmao

[@lucho4930]

“This baby is a racist.” - James Richard Wilson

[@TheCoffeePowder]

Congratulations on your baby James. I hope your baby grows into a successful adult that you will love and nourish till then. May God bless you and your family. ❤️ 😇 🌹 👶 ❤️

[@NinjaKhaos74]

the blink at 6:52 creeped me the fuck out, nice touch

[@MannyMed94]

6:50 The baby sound when james kicked it fucking broke me LMFAO!!!

[@lildannyboi13]

i like the randomness in this. the edits and the skit

[@tucker4000]

I lost it when the baby flinched before he kicked it

[@aleksBa3]

Making the baby blink before james kicks it is fucking perfect

[@fonsiedesert89649]

The first item from James is just really revolutionary for watching porn 🧐😂

[@MangaNyan]

Samuel L. Jackson true

[@ratty1864]

Omg the baby blinking at 6:52 is the stuff of nightmares

[@TheRealAmerica1776]

ratty1864 I didn’t see a blink

[@Einzellerog]

Ты имеешь деньги? Ahahhahaha Alex totally forgot how to speak Russian

[@Policeofmiami]

xex

[@AlkimiusGaming]

what did he say? please, i want to know so bad

[@Policeofmiami]

latecrayfish84 , "do you have money?" But Aleks did a direct translation in russian which sounds a bit off

[@lewisfewinsmedia]

5:21 I’ve been wondering about this new set for a while, where is it, who lives there, is it James’ house, but know I know..... they literally just built a room inside the warehouse, and Im assuming that’s what they did with the alleyway set they used for the balsamic beer pong video and this video aswell

[@NikoSummers]

Midnight_ Madman Sherlock homes

[@lewisfewinsmedia]

CreepOnTheRoll *Holmes but ya know it’s chill bro

[@NikoSummers]

Midnight_ Madman o shit, whateves man I sent that at 5am I was bound to make a mistake lmao

[@Actualcannibalshia]

I love how this channel is making enough money to build legit sets. Makes me proud

[@bongusclumpus1648]

6:51 I'm dead XD the little noise😂😭

[@so_fly2001]

Aleks yelling in Russian always makes me happy

[@DelialaPenguin]

I got whiplash when the baby blinked. Amazing editing

[@murdoc_is_god9005]

I’m rewatching all of these SOBBING my brains out

[@samyams3993]

The content is surprisingly getting better I truly enjoyed this video

[@lunarleona]

I love the new sets. Such a refreshing change.

[@akatosh201]

New sets, on point editing, this is class

[@samuelhaygood8130]

The sit com bit was golden; good ass video

[@Pierceyomamma]

The first 17 seconds of this video are pure gold

[@asdf852asdf]

Aleks hate for his interns grows with each video

[@erichenry3950]

The fact they edited in it blinking made me laugh harder than it should have 6:53

[@MagicFreezer]

Living for these new sets

[@rizuuu9]

James finally got an update from his dc shoes

[@MajorZeldork]

Literally could not breathe at 6:51 I was laughing so hard

[@Never4GetzMe]

dude the baby kick part still gets me 2 years later! ahahaha

[@KingEhrys98]

"It is. You're right: I should take ownership of this." - Pus thief, 2018.

[@YouPear3]

The best cow chop videos are the ones where you audibly gasp in shock

[@zorgon641]

the sitcom laugh tracks make this so much better

[@EuphoricAmbient]

I love how high energy they are

[@Mimik-yu]

The live audience really made it easier for me to know when to laugh

[@PearIbIack]

Love the idea of sets for skits

[@Codemeister-re1jm]

I’m loving these sets, they look so fresh!

[@warfl4g]

That blink caught me off-guard, well played asher.

[@JEBeeks26]

Uhhm did that baby blink??? WTF!

[@OffWhite966]

Not Beeksma I saw that too

[@Flop9719]

It was alive, it isn't now because that russian took it and done I don't know what to it, probably raped and killed it.

[@ashleynedland16]

One word: Quality.

[@YouPear3]

Sometimes I wish there was a Russian translator in the Cow Chop fandom that could help us out in videos like these

[@chieffridge5588]

8:05 I thought James was dramatizing one of his gmod murder videos.

[@ceejaymann4732]

The part that was funniest to me was when Alex was robbing james and shouting in Russian. Who knew Russian is such an intimidating language

[@saviour1742]

James: "You can vlog yourself handsfree, you can watch movies and play *videogames* handsfree"

[@soapydanielle]

I can't imagine watching that throat baby edit with no context of Death Stranding...

[@izzycampbell6933]

is there a filter on Aleks’s face at 2:06 I legitimately cannot tell anymore

[@Mysticfateee]

Wow that outtro really shows you how much has changed in the warehouse... they haven't done any skits for awhile but it looks like half of the place is filled up with 3 sets at least

[@Monkofpo]

When Alex started talking about James's next step in his life. I was like, it is going to be a fukin drone again isn't it. Nope, it is a baby doll. Nice....

[@AmazingGamingsh]

Generally clever editing, great ideas as well. Overall impressive video.

[@andreatoth8029]

6:51 was the creepiest thing I’ve seen all week

[@KimoyaFTW]

wow the laugh track actually made it funnier

[@del4548]

I like the laugh track I can keep up with the comedy now

[@mai.mai1997]

Aleks: I've been wondering when you're going to settle down. James: Yeah... Yeah I've been debating that *Looks at camera* Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

[@Crikiit]

That demonic audience laughter really drives the nail in the coffin.

[@michaelblack6640]

Keep up the great work guys, Y'all are the best