Zlatan Ibrahimovic: The Universe's Best Fortune Teller

[@TheAbdi44]

Zlatan once kicked the earth and to this day still spinning

[@babashuayb4926]

Hahhahah

[@leena5742]

LMFAAAAAO

[@chesslmc]

Hahaha

[@aixan2727]

😂😂😂 I’m dead because of these type of comments

[@blackhokage1744]

😂🤣😂😂😂

[@pragyanrai8168]

When Zalatan is about to cross road The vehicles looks right and left.

[@slowkey2887]

jajajajaj

[@sandro6411]

lol wtf

[@joeljohn3194]

Noice one 😂😂😂

[@ruchirrawat8804]

zlatan*

[@coolstuff7852]

Bro I'm the 1001 liker

[@tweetoot]

What is James Corden doing in the Zlatan show?

[@jacksummer4041]

😂 hell yeah

[@chesslmc]

Hahaha

[@msdiary5652]

Bcoz he is quest for zlatan show.

[@rami5778]

LMAO

[@haroonpacking]

Featuring

[@Nandini-t3p]

Zlatan once had a race with time time is still running

[@yafethtesfai6698]

that was good 😂

[@ktvkoustav6250]

Ok funny

[@dipesdas2453]

Great reply man !

[@faisalamiri541]

😂😂😂

[@MS-ih9nh]

Good one m8

[@eliaslogghe3387]

Zlatan once missed school for two days, now it's called the weekend

[@kazmichel831]

Amazing

[@iniesta8856]

😂😂😂

[@gautjekskigames4717]

Haha nice one!

[@attacktitan5864]

Stolen comment

[@eliaslogghe3387]

@@attacktitan5864 Show me where

[@mnouche3454]

Zlatan once used his hand to score a goal. It is now known as basketball

[@Singh0958]

🤣🤣

[@patmull1]

It is now known as handball.

[@noedeliama4858]

@@patmull1 You didnt get the joke rofl

[@Horrortelltales]

@@noedeliama4858 And you don't know what handball is.

[@farinator3409]

@@noedeliama4858 smol brain

[@MikeDoyleRealMan44]

Problem is that Zlatan wasn’t trying to act. Acting was trying to Zlatan.

[@chesslmc]

Very good

[@Nik0_07]

@@chesslmc you right 😂😂

[@lucaluca111]

I like this one because has no sense

[@afshinabedin5172]

burst out laughing

[@liviuliviu5334]

:)))))

[@helyfreire]

One day Zlatan told a joke to Ronaldinho, since then he can't stop smiling.

[@DCM_Editz123]

Nice😂

[@kurokoro8615]

Probably Leao heard a joke or 2 from Zlatan that's why he's also always smiling..

[@zaziou711]

😂 The best one

[@longshot7132]

If Zlatan looks at the mirror he see’s nothing because thier is only one zlatan 💔

[@jclutchx2835]

James Rodriguez 🔥🔥

[@andymcqueen2230]

James Rodriguez hahaaaa

[@L_S_23]

Hi James it’s me Virgil Jk it’s not the Real Virgil Van Dijk

[@hisir4674]

@@L_S_23 oh,I was confused for a second there,I thought you were ACRUALLY Van Dijk

[@Zak-ob5ze]

Their is spelt their not thier. Also it is there not their

[@ghondaeg2770]

When zlatan was born he named his parents

[@b.s8855]

UNDERATTED

[@calebparkhurst9722]

HAHA

[@iyeriyer548]

His parents were already named by then. Don't say that I got r/wooshed because the joke is only wrong and upon that he has copied it.

[@iliasje3173]

LPEMCH fan oh wow really....

[@DarkAstraa]

ShReY SoLdiEr r/woosh

[@pavannair6469]

Zlatan was once swimming in the ocean and he felt something hit him in the back, he turned around and saw the Titanic sinking

[@luckyreactjs]

best

[@sthita1104]

Underrated

[@tinuvarun5806]

@@sthita1104 Yes very underrated

[@jenskalvatn3118]

How old is he.....

[@arnavchaudhary7319]

@@jenskalvatn3118 year is 38 zlatan old

[@priyanksrikanth4424]

when graham bell invented the telephone he already had a missed call from ZLATAN

[@joy-fv1lr]

Underated

[@safariafrica9992]

Copied many times

[@ebbacarlman236]

Zlatan doesnt make missed calls

[@malikmohamed6051]

@@ebbacarlman236 Calls miss Zlatan

[@divyanshjajoo5767]

@@malikmohamed6051 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Memebox711]

Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.

[@Maria-rz9ri]

This is underrated

[@dennissnieff6982]

His alarm clock wakes up to him.

[@iniesta8856]

😂

[@wisdom3679]

🤣

[@eh6506]

Dennis Snieff r/woooosh

[@GladiumRL]

Zlatan once pulled a prank on his friends Now it’s called April fools

[@ziyadahmed1794]

Tf

[@Mizrob10]

Weak

[@sock2856]

Okk

[@krishnaadhikari4931]

😂😂

[@mentorsystems7141]

I SEE HOW U GOT ALL THIS LIKES

[@tlotpwist3417]

The Ballon d'Or was created to reward The Closest Thing To Zlatan Of The Year

[@xiaozhang2507]

Rosida Andriyana true tho

[@Theicecreamman1985]

But he never won it

[@Theicecreamman1985]

Or the UCL

[@sahalsalim1]

@@Theicecreamman1985 you didn't get the point 😂

[@Cactus2734]

@@sahalsalim1 wooosh

[@remalangel262]

Zlatan once late for a show and the show was named The Late Late Show

[@duongnguyenngoc9160]

Zlatan never comes late, the show begin too soon

[@remalangel262]

@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂😂

[@timegoesby421]

@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂

[@ThrenodyVascos]

@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂

[@jaouharaoul168]

you should have said zlatan came early to a show,or the show called the early the show

[@DavidDiaz-ne7yp]

Zlatan just got shot, the bullet is in critical condition

[@badaragaye7465]

Damn😂😂😂😂

[@yusufluhar5881]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@FrankHor101]

Underrated

[@lukajamrishvili5084]

Lmao

[@mandakhbayar.m8298]

XD u sur are a genius😂

[@SemLaarman]

When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake. They change the language

[@iniesta8856]

Underrated

[@doncarloancelotti2256]

@Mohammad Abid2307 I see what you did there 😭

[@ikbennick8206]

Sem Laarman hoi ben jij ook hier

[@Justin-lf2vn]

Haha lekker man

[@khavto4872]

underrated

[@prohdeen7245]

When Zlatan turned 18, his parents moved out.

[@anorbert38]

Prohdeen 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thetruth1733]

Great comment

[@joelhighlight6231]

Prohdeen This Got me 😲😅

[@Kaaspuur]

Omg 😂

[@BiancoIsleDelfino]

Prohdeen this made me laugh😂

[@tilakchetri1733]

When Zuckerberg invented Facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan.

[@ahmadfadlillah1903]

Iya

[@abdoareish5172]

Zlatan dont do friend request, zlatan is already in the list

[@nabilahazka375]

Abdo Areish 10 HHHAHAHA

[@lemagnifique1573]

Zlatan had facebook before Mark was invented it

[@mazerunner2728]

@@ahmadfadlillah1903 nyasar wkwk

[@Cbonla123]

Zlatan knows victoria's secret

[@Jim_Boylen]

Underated

[@patrickwhite2317]

Victorias secret is that her real name is derrick

[@MrWigger]

Stolennn

[@iconskept2596]

Her secret is disgusting stuff

[@brucetwarce129]

She is hungry

[@nogahlerman6137]

When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password

[@dmtm]

Password: Zlatan

[@silveradosmr]

@@dmtm Zlatan : Password

[@hamidkasem4261]

HAHAHAHAA

[@Tindebinde]

This is the best wifi password in the universe.

[@dreamleaguepro1326]

You mean when your house goes to Zlatan

[@earzoneasmr1918]

Zlatan raised his parents by himself

[@Liverpoollassie]

ASMRdonsusurros he also adopted his siblings when he was 7

[@princeqmusic]

hahahahahaha

[@frostbytes5718]

He also fed his parents

[@Philomenamalin]

Lol

[@akshatguleria2028]

First joke I found funny

[@Dan-fu8jx]

When zlatan was born he named his dad zlatan junior

[@goob6110]

Lmao

[@tadficuscactus]

Zlatan was charged with robbery, he let the judge off with a warning.

[@iniesta8856]

😂😂😂

[@jrbb1837]

Rosida Andriyana wasn’t zlatan also born in a refugee family?

[@doncarloancelotti2256]

@@jrbb1837 no, because he granted Sweden neutralization.

[@maiastraa]

JR BB yes. His parents are bosnian origin

[@namdyallen9387]

No.. Robbery was charged with Zlatan 😂

[@mls]

Late Late Zlatan.

[@mrpythagoras7079]

lol

[@ChrisFocusRS]

Yesssss

[@SheriMorgan]

I had to share it...JUst too CUTE! xoxo SheriMorgan

[@spartangames2085]

Ur league sucks👎👎👎👎

[@colouredIncognito]

This shows exactly why the MLS is shit. In Europe, he didn't even have time for all these TV shows

[@Antonius04]

Zlatan once built a snowman out of rain

[@ibrahimmyb6569]

That's a rainman i guess

[@aatreyobanerjee4216]

@@ibrahimmyb6569 wrong that's zlatan

[@luukherfst1209]

Lmaooooo

[@buckleysmith5001]

Zlatan once closed his eyes for a long time, this is now known as sleeping

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

zlatan can breath in spaces

[@tangosierra911]

You mean ZLEEPING? 😎

[@sushanthreddy3929]

@@tangosierra911 haha

[@pavannair6469]

That’s a good one 😂

[@rissoldecarne]

When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest

[@Nik0_07]

😂😂😂😂

[@aixan2727]

😂

[@alexanderandreev3780]

LMAO

[@wmk619]

Nice one

[@liviuliviu5334]

Briliant :)))))))))))

[@MrRemo1313]

When Zlatan does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

[@raaka3630]

Sad try.

[@draxvelo2788]

Raaka Soo

[@hultanils505]

That is true according to newton’s Third law

[@captain0104]

This is one of chuck norris' facts.

[@edgbaston149]

@@hultanils505 I was thinking the same.

[@petarsimunovic9048]

When zlatan jumps into a sea he doesn't get wet, instead sea gets zlataned.

[@zeekzero4550]

542 likes but no comments

[@fanaticx6087]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.........the word " ZLATANED" is the new word i have found😂

[@jovanapuzic6336]

Zlatan in Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian... is a name but can also be adjective for example zlatan dečak wich in English means golden boy so yeah his name in the literal means GOLDEN and you can comfortably say that SEA GOT GILDED BECAUSE OF ZLATAN

[@avirosin1948]

When Ibra said “soccer” you can see the pain in his face

[@burhancityreal]

Heart died because of Zlatan attack

[@sebastiangod5941]

Ahhhah

[@ricekarispee2326]

I laugh so hard 😂

[@jacksummer4041]

LMAO finally a new comment on zlatan Bro copyright it 😂

[@kohinoor5918]

When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the dictionary gets updated

[@Ed-kg7vu]

When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the words gets added to the Oxford dictionary.

[@mohyeldin8085]

Blasphemy ! Zlatan doesn't make mistakes

[@hissainsaad5655]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@Samb-mx6di]

lol in the franche and swidish dictionary they did add a verb from his nam it call zalataner

[@frostbytes5718]

If zlatan make up his own word it would be added to the dictionary

[@haykalclass4688]

Everyone: when will Sweden win the World Cup . Zlatan: I haven't decided it yet .

[@hkgames9531]

Heykei Muse when will the World Cup win Zlatan

[@FloxY1991]

It's thanks to Zlatan Sweden never won, without Zlatan Sweden came longer

[@sock2856]

Ooof

[@Jox9n]

Worst joke ever since he doesn't play for Sweden anymore.

[@Alex-bs5sd]

@@Jox9n lmfao...u don't know him mate

[@obao131]

Zlatan doesn't tell the future. Whatever he says, the Universe just makes sure it happens

[@efes_art2136]

Zlatan's father's name is Zlatan Junior...

[@sachinr10]

😂😂😂😂

[@WaleedKhan-us6sg]

Zlatan was once late for school the teacher punished the whole class for coming early. Zlatanfacts

[@kevinbarth]

Waleed Khan 😂

[@WaleedKhan-us6sg]

When zlatan crosses the road cars look both ways. Zlatanfacts

[@WaleedKhan-us6sg]

Cameras cant take picture of zlatan,noone takes anything from zlatan.

[@shaulablack1]

Zlatan MUST have his own show!

[@lxps6034]

Paula Savioli why don't You? And I'll be your first guest

[@NBAGOAT-gg2pk]

Zlatan doesn't do stupid auditions, he is Zlatan

[@tz_enri]

The Show must have his own Zlatan

[@jay1don.675]

Zlatan doesn't have shows shows have zlatans

[@N1Y1211]

Zlatan already owns the late late show what do I mean

[@lilshizzyb3452]

Zlatan looks at onions,the onions starts to cry

[@AhmedSkeleton]

🤣

[@amaara7164]

When zlatan chops onions the onions cry

[@luckyreactjs]

😂

[@Devilmaker411]

Nice

[@uchihaobito7009]

Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.

[@pandoratheclay]

Uchiha Obito And he felt sorry for the stones

[@rockinbogie]

With Rajni Khand bird

[@iniesta8856]

😂

[@danielmekonen6031]

Kill two birds with one stone, did i mean that?

[@viptorious3405]

2 birds, 1 stone, 2 birds with the 1 stone! 2 birds, 1 stone, 2 birds with the 1 stone! #KSI #sidemen

[@keving8631]

When Zlatan looks in the mirror there is no reflection, there can not be a 2nd Zlatan

[@Mister_n0body]

Kevin samimian 😂🤣😂

[@chopztk1595]

Hilarious...

[@sagarjerong]

Epic..

[@TJ-_-]

LMAAOAOOOOO

[@tenzinmisakii5209]

Best one I heard till now lol

[@rajat_sekhar]

Once Zlatan stretched a square, It's now called a rectangle.

[@randomguy-zb4tl]

"Universe is the greatest football player in the entire zlatan"

[@rai2683]

😂😂😭😭🤣 i love these comments.

[@5minutesgaming411]

@@rai2683 sams here

[@Harishkundus]

So funny bro i laughed a lot🤣🤣🤣

[@aceb207]

He really should become a late night show host😂😂😂 "Zlatan Night"

[@ar0568]

And it would be aired even in the mornings

[@blackleg8852]

amir rasydan 😂😂😂

[@katsurakotaro9711]

Zlatan night the best late show in the universe

[@dekaabdi4189]

Elijah Badavi would defo watch 😂👍❤️

[@59DGO59]

He has way too much ego to be interviewing other people with big egos.

[@edwinr7160]

Zlatan got bitten by a zombie. The zombie turned into Zlatan.

[@hasnainrabby8231]

No there is only one zlatan

[@nikolasffm]

When then zlatan is bitten a zombie^^

[@josephberluche2656]

Lol your joke's not good, cuz "there's only ome Zlatan"

[@sao953]

Zlatan bit the zombie so the zombie Became a zombie and zlatan became zlatan

[@josephberluche2656]

@@sao953 dude *ᗯᕼᗩ丅?*

[@dinoalibasic5681]

when zlatan looks at the sky, clouds start sweating. Some people call it rain.

[@footballempirefc5960]

Lol

[@luukherfst1209]

Not the best one, but still underrated

[@jessebucio8363]

LA Galaxy signed a contract to play for Zlatan

[@kasperdomagala4544]

Zlatan made them pay to play with him.

[@jacksummer4041]

😂

[@sernani99]

Legend has it, zlatan was present when zlatan was born.

[@dipayanbhattacharya9390]

Zlatan was also present when his parents were born xD

[@Qwerty24220]

Zlatan was also present when God was born.

[@chinosojude984]

Best so far 🤣🤣🤣

[@bezerraluiz11]

The people scream "we want Zlatan" Zlatan Gave them Zlatan

[@nachoguy9250]

I am awarding this comment section "BEST COMMENTS 2020"

[@danielsh7437]

Here here 🙌 👏

[@pananjappa3307]

Yessss

[@rodolopez1971]

Just needs one more comment from zlatan then it would be the best comment section in the whole universe

[@k-9230]

@@rodolopez1971 in the whole Zlatan*

[@jmrs_]

@@rodolopez1971 Zlatan doesn’t comment tho, comment does Zlatan

[@twopaddles1]

Zlatan once visited The Virgin Islands... ever since, it is now called The Islands

[@draxvelo2788]

😂😂😂

[@paradoxicaldilemma]

Zlatan did something to the Islands 😂

[@juanmdiaz2399]

Pretty good comment dude!!!😆😆😆😆

[@danielsh7437]

🤣😂🤣😂 No longer a Virgin

[@mayukhkar9806]

Oh f**k best comment in this section

[@nadzwantahir2202]

The Infinity stones are made of *Zlatan*

[@giannidacatanzaro3822]

Nadzwan Tahir They wish they would be.

[@Cubemusic]

Hahaha!! Think he actually needs those stones?

[@gusfring8638]

Zlatan is the best infinity stone maker in the universe

[@gaz7067]

I would love to see Zlatan fighting Thanos. Thanos will have no chance.

[@MD_yessirrrrr]

Gaz even with the infinity gauntlet thanos will lose

[@thiago1644]

Fortune was born after Zlatan 😎

[@ichbinauchalbaner7762]

Thiago *Fortnite

[@mithushan]

Ich bin ein albaner Ich glaube du hast den Kommentar nicht verstanden

[@gammelzockt9522]

Ich bin auch ein Albaner

[@gammelzockt9522]

KALYPTOMiTHU ja😂

[@suisui4368]

Ich bin auch albaner not all things revolve around fortnite

[@ab_4583]

Thanos: I am inevitable Zlatan: no you're not Thanos: guess I'm not then

[@Peo2010]

And then Zlatan snapt

[@DoingStuffYT]

Am i the only one who is always reading the comments on these zlatan videos cus they are so funny...😂

[@shadzudh]

If you look at the amount of likes every comment has, do you think in your narcissistic mind that you really are the only one?

[@doncarloancelotti2256]

@@shadzudh LMAOOOO

[@amirlimodehi2451]

nope, ur not alone

[@seekerx9574]

@@shadzudh not narcissistic but a little stupid maybe

[@priyanksrikanth4424]

You are not alone

[@placeducinema]

We had that man in Paris for years, and no one ever saw that potential. And we have comedians here wondering why people think US shows are so good, even a TV host saying it's not that great over there and we should be happy with what we have. But man, you guys are really good. Zlatan is the ultimate proof. He's like an infinity stone, we had him but we never knew how to use him effectively… Such a shame. People here in the media and entertainment preferred mocking him and hating on him, and look at how American entertainers handle him. It's a great lesson…

[@vladyodagiri]

Gilles Vaudois best comment ever. Now zlatan is one of the infinity stones

[@subutaynoyan5372]

Zlatan doesn't speak French,though.

[@honan1209]

you know hes from sweden right

[@sajinair4636]

Oskar Sanengen He's Bosnian.

[@halainasunrise]

Mike Está Aqui but enough people like it that his show is heavily trafficked haha

[@nfk2601]

You can see the pain in his eyes as he says "soccer" at 0.52

[@ellybot5544]

0:52

[@billthomas7975]

Blame the Brits for creating the term and using it. USA, USA, USA!!!

[@DrunkMelon]

@@billthomas7975 Bruh your football doesn't use a ball and barely uses the foot, 🏈🏈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thanosthegrouch6992]

Bill Thomas I’m American too, but it’s stupid

[@theindiediary5950]

American football should have been called ''run for 10 seconds, take a break, run for 10 seconds take a break, run for 10 sec...............

[@Non-Normal_Channel]

When Zlatan goes shopping, the cashier pays him money.

[@feli1386]

😂

[@ibrahimrahal8577]

That's actually true

[@leonghongling9842]

Zlatan has a dairy, we know it as the Guinness Book of World Records

[@raaka3630]

So Zlatan has some milk product which is now Guiness book? Good joke.

[@muhdiqbal1347]

it only takes one spelling mistake to ruin the whole fking joke. great job mate

[@sock2856]

Yess

[@thrasherdave1428]

You mean a diary? :)

[@Josh-ez1bt]

Muhd Iqbal but if Zlatan said it then it would have been the funniest joke ever

[@cfa1998]

Zlatan wins Emmy for this performance.

[@hannidilpola6652]

Oscar!

[@Gutileonardo1]

No, Emmy wins Zlatan

[@Antonius04]

When Zlatan was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

[@Jc-kd6wt]

Baby Beast mode zlatan is his own mom

[@Bruh-fy7dk]

Lol i think its true

[@NBAGOAT-gg2pk]

Zlatan was never born

[@sayabg9]

Le Grond ZLATAN!😊

[@apex3683]

this what i did

[@spanielace6080]

Zlatan doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Christmas celebrates Zlatan.

[@mianzeeshan5344]

Hahahahaha all the comments are best I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

[@jovn7732]

He is god and jesus

[@ranelgallardo7031]

@@mianzeeshan5344 These comments are like Chuck Norris jokes

[@k2_fx521]

Some people received blood from Zlatan through a transfusion on Red Cross. These people are now known as X-men.

[@jesuschaves631]

hot

[@dzgangasta2755]

Lmao

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@jesuschaves631 gay

[@sock2856]

Lolll

[@abdulchoudhury6803]

Zlatan doesn't need the dollars, the dollars need ZLATAN.

[@a1acran]

... in the universe.

[@orahovavucichitlerdacicgoe7223]

Myles Dinero zlatan is the universe.

[@flowerofash4439]

the best........in the universe

[@dennycrane4261]

In the Multiverse...

[@pablotruz7783]

Zlatan isnt universe universe is Zlatan

[@funnymoments3464]

While God was thinking of creating the earth, Zlatan created Universe.

[@michaelnorman4]

When zlatan looks in the mirror he doesn't see a reflection...because THERE IS ONLY ONE ZLATAN.

[@Phenomenalp12]

Corden welcome to the late late show with Zlatan.

[@nafridemmahom8391]

Zlatan once kicked a stone...now its football played by millions

[@navkritsingh8696]

Zlatan missed the school for 2 days, now them days are called Saturday and Sunday

[@shelan7058]

Navkrit Singh 😂😂😂

[@Mister_n0body]

😂🤣😂

[@stfuplsok]

Navrit Singh *those days

[@sheneidergilles2228]

Navkrit Singh ..Lol oh shit savage😂😂

[@doot4786]

Navkrit Singh old joke -_-

[@draxvelo2788]

Zlatan leaves the pitch when he’s sick of game It’s now known as substitutions

[@Asaddude]

Zlatan did not become a fortune teller. The fortune teller became Zlatan.

[@littycarboi3048]

Naved Alvi But it is impossible to become Zlatan.

[@ahmedabdullah9336]

Naved Alvi mm8u8(

[@GOD-zt6sf]

Naved Alvi When ZLATAN predicts something & it's wrong ... Future changes !!

[@theowatt10]

Nice copied comment

[@anonymous-wt9lf]

WTF has America done to him....he just said soccer😦

[@audir8766]

anonymous it was that moment when zlatan knew.... he fukct up

[@Rogersensei93]

You can't say football in America. It would be confusing as fuck. Unfortunately people think American Football when you say football here

[@anonymous-wt9lf]

RogerTHFC why is that called football when feet are hardly used lol

[@orionlynx.7592]

anonymous when in Rome..cut him some slack

[@NarowAR07]

If zlatan says soccer its soccer... damn it zlatan

[@aujun2089]

People: Good luck Zlatan. Zlatan: No , luck need Zlatan to be good luck.

[@iniesta8856]

😂

[@MajestyX]

Zlatan once missed 2 months of school now we have summer holidays

[@soelych6684]

When zlatan comes to your shop to buy some food you need to pay zlatan

[@pavannair6469]

Zlatan once gave a child a hammer as a present, now we know that child as Thor!!!

[@muizwafa]

when people want to read comments on zlatan, youtube is created

[@chriszhang1660]

When Zlatan takes his shirt off to celebrate the goal, the referee gives himself a yellow card.

[@shiulypalchowdhry9245]

Lol!!most underrated comment

[@pavlemarinkovic8640]

I think I saw that comment somewhere but still Lmao 😂😂

[@chriszhang1660]

@@pavlemarinkovic8640 I wrote it myself but yeah someone may have written it before LOL

[@Mr-vengeance]

Wtf XD

[@romanreign1421]

Nope.. The referee retire on the spot!

[@haizadsykes710]

When zlatan Ibrahimovic smoking, the cigarettes get cancer

[@ಠ_ಠ-ಶ6ಱ]

First dislike

[@senni4755]

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn first person to ask who asked

[@Shadow-bx8ri]

Awesome bro....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Noname-gh3sq]

That makes him bad..

[@tomividal8823]

420th like bro

[@Shaxzara]

Zlataned!

[@yasser0D7]

*When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared*

[@OriginalLuffe]

I just love Zlatan. His comedy is spot on Zlatan answered me, now it is called Nobell Dinner...

[@vishawn4705]

Zlatan once visited Atlanta. Now it’s called zlatlanta.

[@yingzou6924]

Underrated.

[@bradblazevic6093]

Massively underrated

[@armaletalia3254]

Alright, people. Fess up. How many of you whispered "Zlatlanta" just to see if you could pronounce it correctly? Don’t lie either. Zlatan is watching.

[@sametozkan9175]

666 likes

[@agostinosepe9159]

@@armaletalia3254 I did. I believe I pronounced it correctly, must have drawn inspiration from Zlatan himself.

[@tadficuscactus]

When Sweden was young it moved to Zlatan.

[@useruser-bm4ge]

He is actually also from bosnia

[@thestick1mooinacup972]

Ensar Baran bosnia is from zlatan

[@poopygdld1687]

Ensar Baran his dad is bosnian he’s from malmö sweden

[@useruser-bm4ge]

@@poopygdld1687 yeah he grow up there but where do hes father come from bosnia then zlatan is also bosnak

[@melkerwahlund]

Ensar Baran Nah, Zlatan is Swedish

[@sadeedehsan5513]

oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

[@sayedqasimkazmi14]

371 likes with no reply here you go

[@Yvngs.]

When zlatan' parents were scared at night. They slept with him

[@antonahlqvist6102]

That's inappropriate. I love it.

[@hunchortw]

Zlatan makes teachers do their homework

[@thiago1644]

Zlatan got beard before his father 😎

[@SkyKing8707]

Thiago zlatan stated that he dont like people making jokes about him involving his father out of respect. please dont do it again.

[@thiago1644]

SM GC I didn't say anything bad, I'm really Zlatan fan I love to say about him

[@patriciosarmiento8899]

the name of zlatan`s father is zlatan jr.

[@thiago1644]

kin jong un no

[@factsonly1214]

He had a really bad relationship with his father, he had a bad childhood. That's what got him to where he is.

[@ryanrock02]

ONLY ZLATAN CAN DEFEAT THANOS

[@Mamapelz]

Ryan Peña I am Thanos and I find this offensive

[@davidvirag93]

I am offensive and I find this Thanos.

[@Mr.Nobody01211]

Chuck Norris and John wick as well

[@Diablowww]

Shawn my world I am Offensive and i thanos this find

[@reneroux2391]

Cause the infinity stones are made of him

[@LightSaber12345]

Zlatan is the type of guy to give the referee a red card because he missed a foul.

[@brayzbeats]

Seems like Zlatan is the new Chuck Norris

[@studios7008]

Chuck Norris is the old Zlatan😉

[@SuperJuvent]

brayzbeats. He did martial arts

[@matheusdumati25]

ᨻᩚᩅᩙᩡ Studios I was gonna say that lol

[@haitamc5611]

No, chuck norris is the old zlatan.

[@brayzbeats]

Haitam chouiekh Great comment

[@jamesrussell3847]

If Zlatan was in a fire, the fire wouldn’t burn him He would burn the fire

[@nonameideas1324]

When Zlatan goes to a barber shop, the barber asks for a haircut.

[@prince-ww3hl]

Zlatan don't need friend requests, Zlatan is already on the list

[@muhammadhassen5007]

Once someome asked zlatan what came first the chicken or the egg and he said ZLATAN

[@mbk9998]

This doesn’t make sense

[@suatkayatennis]

1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does 2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password. 3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours. 4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan. 5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer. 6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet. 7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated. 8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again. 9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan. 10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ". 11. When Zlatan and the preist sat in the confession chair the preist confessed his sins to Zlatan. 12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries. 13. Zlatan reads bedtime stories to Hannibal and Freddy Kreuger. 14. Zlatans fart is the worlds most expensive fragnance. 15. Zlatan taught his father to ride a bike. 16. Zlatan can hear sign language 17. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan 18. 911 calls Zlatan for help 19. Zlatan got the Corona virus and now the virus is in quarantine.

[@MogajiMohammed]

15 *taught*

[@Monni14]

Best comment yet

[@mustardgas4000]

I taught my father and mother how to ride bikes

[@princedegreat.910]

No. 11 is killing me.

[@salva3436]

When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake they change the language

[@BelieveInImagination]

When the comments are funnier than the actual skit

[@dylanlindstrom4906]

No

[@baranyolcu1719]

Zlatan dont get nightmares The nightmares get zlatan