I feel like Zoe, Alfie, and Mark haven’t aged a day in the past 5 years
@jessowen15104 жыл бұрын
‘He WISHES it was a snake’ killed me 😂😂
@tatersprecious58274 жыл бұрын
Alfie, Zoe, and Mark constantly crack me up with these expiration dates. The food doesn't have an actual timer on it that goes off on the date on the jar and suddenly it's poisonous! :) Those dates are just GUIDELINES. Yoghurt will last 2 weeks after the date. Milk will generally last a week longer. Unopened canned goods can last over a year beyond the date. Opened things that are preserved (like the garlic) should last months beyond the date on the jar. I worked in several restaurants and took many food safety courses. The things to watch for most are fresh meat/seafood items. Those will spoil quickly. But cooked sausage and cured meats last a long time (ham, salami, etc) until it's opened. Just a tip for anyone who is scared of expiration dates.
@sofiafilip65744 жыл бұрын
What I would give for Zoe's metabolism
@damndestiny4 жыл бұрын
“He wishes it was a f*cking snake” 😂💀 Zoe why’d you expose him like that
@eatmieliesweirdillustration4 жыл бұрын
Liking this for Mark's gluten free potatoes
@debipowell95094 жыл бұрын
NO ONE makes you laugh quite like Mark!!! I love the sound of Zoes laugh when with him!!!
@racheloconnell51904 жыл бұрын
Just took my gcse business mock and wow was I surprised when the case study was on Zoella Beauty
@AmberBlogsLife4 жыл бұрын
It's "Je ne regrette rien" by Edith Piaff, which is a French song, not an Italian one haha
@emilymccaleb78494 жыл бұрын
Honestly, whenever it's a Mark and Zoe vlog my heart just soars and all my anxieties and worries melt away because they make me laugh and smile so much!
@sirinetakieddine25804 жыл бұрын
You're clearly the happiest when you're with mark. Lovely to see. Contagious
@beckytownsley30354 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it just madness how spinach goes from all that mass of it overflowing the pan to literally nothing? 🙈 Lovely to have you back on the YT Zoe! Missed it xx
@rebeccajohnson11144 жыл бұрын
Triggered when they started singing Édith Piaf and said it was Italian😂 it's French😂 love you guys, wouldn't have it any other way!
@enkhaltanshagai2284 жыл бұрын
I like her even more when she’s with Mark. More laughs and accents 🤣
@TaraGriffith974 жыл бұрын
when mark said “i’m a dancer” in disgust i heard dianne cry
@Idkdeclan4 жыл бұрын
a 27 minute zoe and mark vlog is exactly what i needed today
@laura-maearmes50904 жыл бұрын
you can get garlic paste that lasts for ages xx p.s the gluten free potatos are probably because frozen roasts are usually coated in flour so they go crispy. xxx
@AnnCee104 жыл бұрын
Mark referenced his gluten free frozen potatoes because pre-made frozen foods usually have added ingredients...such as flour. So yes, even though a potato is Gluten Free, a pre packaged, pre cooked, packaged bag of roasted potatoes...might not be.
@teddypattinson57724 жыл бұрын
I’m absolutely dying at Mark bending over while he’s chopping up the onions 😂😂😂 He’s sooooo tall
@alexuspeavy14404 жыл бұрын
Zoe KNOWS WHAT WE NEED 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 Monday!
@josefineoijer4 жыл бұрын
Mark looks great in his new converse!
@tessaharrison46004 жыл бұрын
“Guys I’m just wearing my pants”🤣 Me and my friends on a sleepover! Love you Zoe!!!
@ElleVonC4 жыл бұрын
I love you Zoe, please don’t you ever stop being yourself
@matfrie4 жыл бұрын
Just what I needed after the breakup with my bf today. Thanks babe for uploading💖🥳
@alexrooney62414 жыл бұрын
Best part of my day is when Zoe uploads I wish she didn’t get vlog anxiety they’re the most amazing videos I would watch a vlog for 6 hours🥺❤️
@Ash-pt6ih4 жыл бұрын
8:29 Mark; "Omg They look like little bums!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@AmandaWeldon4 жыл бұрын
Immediately drops everything
@oliviawnpratt4 жыл бұрын
the way mark is bending over when he was cutting the onions is making me LOOSE MY MINDDDD!
@taylizlor4 жыл бұрын
The puddle on the counter she is making at 22:05 😂😂
@lostxnikky_14894 жыл бұрын
Putting make up on with a white jumper on, had my anxiety thru the roof and it wasnt even me doing it 😂😂
@danibb87684 жыл бұрын
He wishes it was a snake 🤣🤣🤣
@alishawatkins81534 жыл бұрын
I would highly recommend ‘lazy garlic’. It’s just chopped up garlic kept in vinegar so it lasts ages. I hate chopping garlic too
@shanaira41794 жыл бұрын
SAW MARK AND YOU IN THE THUMBNAIL AND CLICKED ASAP!! YESS I LOVE U TWO TOGETHER IN VLOGS🥳
@cece59904 жыл бұрын
I've waited for this vlog since Mark's vlog came out 🤩🤩
@shannon91694 жыл бұрын
You and mark are literally my fave people. I missed you guys together. Love Nala and Alfie also. Alfie's face at 0:46 and 25:25 - 25:36 were my favourite parts of this video 💕💕💕
@victoriajester35974 жыл бұрын
YES! FINALLY! THE ICONIC DUO IS BACK TOGETHER!
@debbieblincoe98804 жыл бұрын
Mark if the "Gluten Free Roast Potatoes" were possibly coated in something then that is what would have been gluten free rather than just a standard seasoned flour like some frozen roast potatoes have on them.
@ellinewood4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been so stressed of all of today, so I really needed a vlog from you. Thank you Zoe! You always make my day better:)
@mozzaquinn4 жыл бұрын
I love your channel so much, I missed it when you didn't post anything. Whenever you post anything with Mark and Alfie it is so funny.
@darrennicolo4 жыл бұрын
I just love your videos with Mark they just make me smile, you should do a mini series 😍
@becks166614 жыл бұрын
I have no idea if this is right but Mark’s gluten free roast potatoes might have been because sometimes people make them using flour to make them extra crispy, and it’s the four that isn’t gluten free - but you can get gluten free flour so that might be what was on Mark’s roasties 😂 I always love your vlogs so much Zoe! I find then so nostalgic for some reason! 🤍
@Hannah.hkp64 жыл бұрын
Looks like joe from ‘YOU’
@Sallymoreel4 жыл бұрын
ah perfect evening a bath, some tea and a zoe and mark vlog! thank you zoe!
@alexricardo__4 жыл бұрын
I’m glade we’re back to normal!!! Love you guys 🤍❤️
@crissyL58014 жыл бұрын
I love a long Zoe Vlog! MarK & Zoe = content goals! funniest moment = 15:26
@emory73694 жыл бұрын
5:58 the way he peeled the onion I-
@shannonmead34334 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this vlog, love when you and Mark are together 😍
@itsjustholly29934 жыл бұрын
If you liked the stranger, I've watched "safe" on Netflix and it's similar to the stranger except the daughter goes missing instead of the mum
@edengeorgia91854 жыл бұрын
You and mark together is my favourite thing everrrr❤️
@Kawazykiwi4 жыл бұрын
That spinach really be like my grades... going down, sinking in the pan, a little cooked
@josefineoijer4 жыл бұрын
Mark and Zoe always brings up my mood ❤️
@Arianna-qh6nm4 жыл бұрын
omg yayyyy😍😍😍😍 so excited for a new vlog!! i’ve been binge watching your old ones all morning (your mini valentine’s break was my fav from today) and i couldn’t be more happy to have a new one to watch!! now i’m gonna relax and watch it. thank u zoe
@bobbiecarlton57774 жыл бұрын
Saw this and started smiling so hard! About to watch it! Sending love from the US
@secretmiss66164 жыл бұрын
Hey Zoe how are you. I hope your having a lovely week and It’s nice to see you back. Much love as always x
@graceb65594 жыл бұрын
Zoe uploading is the best birthday present ever ♡
@bailey36354 жыл бұрын
That accent Zoe did it sounded like Cheryl from the greatest dancer 🕺🏼 x
@laurenmerifield4 жыл бұрын
“I could’ve just bloody TEetHeD the tap”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@valmiradubova49854 жыл бұрын
Yaay a new video, love you Zoe. I hope you know how happy you make us feel when you post vlogs. You're the best.
@paolaluzziseidl33284 жыл бұрын
Sooo happy to see you again Zoe !! Because of you, I became crazy about Biscoff and Maltesers ... Today I bought my first box of shortbread ... :D Always happy with your tips about sweets ... :D
@artgirl674 жыл бұрын
Your supper looked amazing! You don't necessarily need to leave it in the oven longer to brown the top, just put your broiler (the top oven burner) on for the last couple of minutes, that way it'll cook from above and brown everything nicely. :)
@charlottefowkes26524 жыл бұрын
I’ve just had twin boys, Oliver and Elliott, currently 18 days old 👶🏼👶🏼
@leahwebb4 жыл бұрын
Wooo Game of Life! Such an oldie but a goodie. I remember playing that as a kid 2 decades ago.
@typicaltabitha24414 жыл бұрын
Yes! I've been binge watching your other vlogs hahaha
@carablears78744 жыл бұрын
Some roast potatoes/chips are not gluten free, depending on what is used to make them. I'm coeliac so I have to look out for it x
@johannatako78904 жыл бұрын
this cooking thing with zoe wearing a white jumper gave me anxiety lol you guys are the best !
@jessjohnson27184 жыл бұрын
Hi zoe, your my inspiration and my only inspiration. You inspire me every day and I love your vlogs with mark xx
@SantanaFekete4 жыл бұрын
Alfie: It's a cobra Zoe: You fucking wish... I'm crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@martylovellmusic.4 жыл бұрын
I was literally thinking "When is Zoe going to upload" and then BAM! Here's a vlog!
@kasianuts72114 жыл бұрын
Love these cooking bits 😍
@RosyCastillo_934 жыл бұрын
Oh my zoe everything you cook looks amazing, like it's literally midnight here and my mouth is watering, I need to visit Europe so bad!!
@ASMR-JMelliee4 жыл бұрын
Ooh, I just finished watching The Stranger, it was AMAZING.
@TiffaniJustine4 жыл бұрын
You & Mark have the most beautiful friendship.💗💗💗
@pinkbettas5874 жыл бұрын
Yay so excited to watch this! Missed Mark and Zoe vlogs ❤
@hannahsamantha72474 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the cap I was like ohh she’s the stranger 😂
@ItisEssence4 жыл бұрын
Mark and Zoe vlog, I love this so freaking much. Love you both
@30secondstotimmo4 жыл бұрын
Some roasties have a flour coating for crispness, I think Mark made ones that were just as crispy but without flour(gluten) in the recipe 🤔 Trust me - I know me roasties hehe
@MichelleTingz4 жыл бұрын
the game of life is my favorite board game hands down! i grew up playing that i can go round after round hahaa it made this vlog even more enjoyable 😆
@madelinesumma4 жыл бұрын
Mark’s gluten free potato song is a banger 😂
@sharonp99204 жыл бұрын
Long day at work, time for a bubble bath with my zoella products and this new video!! Yay!!
@NicoleFoti4 жыл бұрын
80s Katy Perry is my favorite look description
@favoritesme98614 жыл бұрын
Omg, ths has literally saved my evening! Thank you so much Zoe! Xxx 🌹💗💕
@lindseyplasterdavis69734 жыл бұрын
dying at Mark 💀☠️ yes, all potatoes are gluten free!! 🤣 thankfully for me as i’m gluten intolerant
@tressa-4 жыл бұрын
ZOE & MARK REUNITED- Wahooooo! ❤️
@shrutirajesh92404 жыл бұрын
A Mark and Zoe vlog. A HUNDRED TIMES YESSSSSS ❤️🌚
@KatySwan4 жыл бұрын
Omg, you two with your boo thing to Alf😹😁😁😁😁
@NaturalGlamourxo4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love The Stranger outfit Zoe, & the breakfast & dinner u made looked unreal xo
@finjohnson251204 жыл бұрын
Yum I want gnocchi now. I put a little bit of bread crumbs on top of my bakes, makes it nice a crispy!
@eh61424 жыл бұрын
Yay I was waiting for this video and thank you it's here and a great start to the week may I add! Great video with lots of jokes and love, have a good day zoe!
@bopdowning42824 жыл бұрын
You're so pretty , with or without makeup 💗
@freyaseward29784 жыл бұрын
You always cheer me up when I’m feeling low love you. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@faithsopeachy134 жыл бұрын
The best video ever is when mark found the baboon in Zoe floor in the old house
@dandeexo4 жыл бұрын
I buy lazy garlic which is in a little bit of vinegar so barely goes off! It lasts a lifetime (I think) hahah! I love how Mark is very adamant it makes you ill and then goes 'I think' hahah!
@BrendanExplores4 жыл бұрын
Hey, great video! Missed your vlog 😊 hope your have plenty of chocolate for Easter 😋👍
@Chelsea.Leigh024 жыл бұрын
Legit crying.. “He wishes it was a fucking snake” 😂😂♥️
@karlywallace29144 жыл бұрын
“He wishes it was a fucking snake” DYINNNNNNGGGGG LAUGHING
@NeetoBurritooo4 жыл бұрын
Watching Zoe do the welsh accent reminds me of the accent video she did with Marcus years ago!💗
@Ali_lamb4 жыл бұрын
Incredible loved this so so much
@bfayebrooks4 жыл бұрын
“You wish it was a fucking snake” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 killer
@clove42404 жыл бұрын
Lol potatoes r gluten free but people often toss them in flour before baking making them not when prepared like that. 😃
@elizabethtonovic46784 жыл бұрын
Bloody love The Stranger and Wham! vibes!
@ssilva9014 жыл бұрын
I had such a bad day, I'm so happy you posted a video, just what I needed !!! :)