Alpha Males | Zoltan Kaszas

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Zoltan Kaszas

Zoltan Kaszas

Күн бұрын

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@spector3881
@spector3881 10 ай бұрын
Imagine that deal today: you get to watch Zoltan in a small intimate setting AND they give you pizza?!?!
@lepoussinvengeur
@lepoussinvengeur 10 ай бұрын
for 2 dollars !!!
@francescaa8331
@francescaa8331 10 ай бұрын
That would be amazing.
@ghosted.studio
@ghosted.studio 4 ай бұрын
i would even bring the vegan pizza haha
@AlisonBeautifulSavage
@AlisonBeautifulSavage 3 ай бұрын
That's what paradise looks like to me
@brian_atc
@brian_atc 9 ай бұрын
Zoltan's comedy has got to be one of the best shows around. Friggin hilarious!
@francescaa8331
@francescaa8331 10 ай бұрын
Took a while for him to get a lot of traction. He deserves the success. That Drybar post is how I found him.
@jennifernordberg-rj8im
@jennifernordberg-rj8im 10 ай бұрын
I stumbled across him on YT. Now I'm hooked. We got to see him in Mpls. last summer, and can't wait until he can come back!!
@TeamCat1128
@TeamCat1128 10 ай бұрын
“International porch pirates” is a hilarious line!
@ellenmcintyre1247
@ellenmcintyre1247 5 ай бұрын
😂Oousies! "Amazon Prime my ass! where are my sweatpants??"
@SpinsterProductions
@SpinsterProductions 3 ай бұрын
it's one of those 'missed KZbin clip title' fabulous inventions! he also did not title 'Honorary Jones' instead as 'Mentally Spectacular', which even though the actual title was good, I feel was a missed SPECTACULAR opportunity.... Zoltan is indeed and always will be MENTALLY SPECTACULAR!!!
@joeytumbleson9723
@joeytumbleson9723 10 ай бұрын
It's about time he gets his recognition for his talent in comedy.
@pavolhorvath7850
@pavolhorvath7850 10 ай бұрын
Didn't he?
@JohnD47
@JohnD47 15 сағат бұрын
​@@pavolhorvath7850he didn't until this one specifically matter fact.
@coribailey5338
@coribailey5338 10 ай бұрын
OMG the frieken alpha male/Joe Rogan bit was SO ON POINT 😂😂😂 never heard anything more accurate than that lmao
@Kayenne54
@Kayenne54 10 ай бұрын
If my "kettle ball" Alpha Male son visits soon, I'm going to make him sit and watch this. Especially as he's mentioned Joe Rogan a few times.
@AlisonBeautifulSavage
@AlisonBeautifulSavage 3 ай бұрын
​@@Kayenne54 Can't wait to see that Rogan in prison. Tate's already going
@David-fd9cr
@David-fd9cr 10 ай бұрын
"Do you know how many alphas there are out there?". Lol.
@AlisonBeautifulSavage
@AlisonBeautifulSavage 3 ай бұрын
It's so good to hear normal guys reality checking on that nonsense
@805Coastal
@805Coastal 10 ай бұрын
I'm dead!!! LOL. I'm looking at my Amazon page while listening to this video when I hear "bullet hole in our Amazon packages". I lost it!! LOL. Thanks Zoltan! You always make me laugh. And thank you to your beautiful bride, as I'm guessing she is the one behind getting your KZbin channel going in a better direction! Lets get'ca to 1M. =}.
@andreasdormanns8722
@andreasdormanns8722 10 ай бұрын
"I'm so glad you are here" was the perfect things to say in that moment
@anothermike4825
@anothermike4825 10 ай бұрын
I think you're right.
@amandajofisk85
@amandajofisk85 10 ай бұрын
Agree but yeah what joke ??? Lololol
@objectreborn.artsewing
@objectreborn.artsewing 7 ай бұрын
It absolutely was. 🩵✌️
@lkf8799
@lkf8799 10 ай бұрын
"Too close - ah - We're keeping it" 😂 I've been a fan since your Jessica special. Thank for posting so much content on your channel. Super happy for your growing success ⭐
@denisefarmer366
@denisefarmer366 10 ай бұрын
Is that the one when he had long hair? That was the one that snagged me into the Zoltan camp. ❤
@Flippokid
@Flippokid 10 ай бұрын
"Which joke?" LOL perfect bit right there!
@JJStetson
@JJStetson 10 ай бұрын
Those two words, “which joke?”, the gem of the set. In two words they were heartfelt & hilarious!
@NateLMarburg
@NateLMarburg 10 ай бұрын
Mate I've never been so called out by a comment as that D&D gym bit. You're spot on man, there's no middle.
@Diane-zf3lv
@Diane-zf3lv 10 ай бұрын
Hilarious especially “which joke was it”
@einahsirro1488
@einahsirro1488 10 ай бұрын
Cause now I want to know too!
@sweetreat30
@sweetreat30 10 ай бұрын
It was the first question I had
@oliknowles7645
@oliknowles7645 10 ай бұрын
This skit was golden. Zoltan is a comic genius
@paulleemathes
@paulleemathes 10 ай бұрын
I was in the gym steam room a few hours ago, sat between Mr Kettle Ball and what I can only assume was a 34 level D&D Master. Totally nailed the modern gym dynamic.
@510tuber
@510tuber 10 ай бұрын
And then you have people like joe manganiello, who has a huge room dedicated to D&D. And also Henry Cavill.
@Kayenne54
@Kayenne54 10 ай бұрын
Ha ha haha haahhhaa...So you belong to the middle group Zoltan was searching for?
@lunaumbra5179
@lunaumbra5179 10 ай бұрын
Unbelievable how you turn everything into humor. It's excellent. I missed the fight club reference in the beginning when you talked about the real owner coming into the basement.
@ellenmcintyre1247
@ellenmcintyre1247 5 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that line if you didn't laugh you'd cry
@Samts16
@Samts16 5 ай бұрын
You know with most stand up comedians after watching a few videos it gets monotonous but with your I have laughed myself into stitches in each and every video ! Keep up the great work 👏🏽
@justmenb3379
@justmenb3379 10 ай бұрын
I thought it was impossible but you are getting funnier big Z. hats off to ya
@OrvilleSmith-d5l
@OrvilleSmith-d5l 10 ай бұрын
New material I haven't heard. Real good 😊
@Feldmrschl
@Feldmrschl 10 ай бұрын
"Which joke?" LOL
@reidveryan9414
@reidveryan9414 10 ай бұрын
If Deadpool was a hippie.... He would be this guy
@francescaa8331
@francescaa8331 10 ай бұрын
Pretty apt.
@youdeservethis
@youdeservethis 10 ай бұрын
Hi from the bald lady in Colorado Springs! You are one of the few things my friend and I can agree on. Thank you for being you
@gclaytonlewis
@gclaytonlewis 10 ай бұрын
Zoltan, thank you for continually bringing the laughs! I love how you keep sharing great new jokes, as well as riff on anything that has happened on your way to the show.
@michaelbarthel8012
@michaelbarthel8012 10 ай бұрын
By far one of the funniest comedians ever
@mhounjet1486
@mhounjet1486 10 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@llhannah9297
@llhannah9297 5 ай бұрын
This comedian is awesome because he does something different every show.. All he has to do is talk about his day and it's hilarious.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 10 ай бұрын
Didn’t expect a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference from Zoltan..but I’m not surprised (:
@1mamao
@1mamao 10 ай бұрын
It's the actual name of the venue lol
@donaldlevy8141
@donaldlevy8141 10 ай бұрын
Build on that narcissist bit! Comedy gold!
@mikephoenix1814
@mikephoenix1814 10 ай бұрын
dude that was classic that Houthi bit made me spit my trifle on the laptop , Legendary much love 🤣
@adriannenash9852
@adriannenash9852 10 ай бұрын
Hope everyone is watching his podcast called the week in Zoltan on his KZbin channel. Hilarious content every week; I have seen him 3 times in person because he is that good! Be well from Washington state USA ❤️
@HYMC868
@HYMC868 10 ай бұрын
First and only person i would search for on youtube named zoltan and hes not a genie granting wishes in a machine😂. Great stuff bro,always a laugh
@blakemccall6748
@blakemccall6748 10 ай бұрын
What a great set last night, in jacksonville Zoltan! Wife and I love your stand-up and we are still laughing next dat! And we all agree you deserved better than the Ramada Stage, good sir 😂 We can't wait to see another show of yours. Thanks for being the genuine you, and thanks for signing my shirt!! Best wishes from Blake and Alyssa
@CarlDalach-px4cj
@CarlDalach-px4cj 10 ай бұрын
I hope you're always here making me laugh! I can't get enough!
@janetttyminski7295
@janetttyminski7295 10 ай бұрын
I follow stand up comedians instead of paying for psychotherapy. Zoltan is one of my favorites. Needs more cat jokes though…
@denisefarmer366
@denisefarmer366 10 ай бұрын
Is Jessica still with us?? 😂
@Kane5Cats-ME
@Kane5Cats-ME 10 ай бұрын
​@@denisefarmer366 I've been wondering that, too. She'd be pretty matronly by now, right?? I always loved his Jessica stories. I did see another recent clip and he mentioned having a cat, but he didn't say Jessica, so....maybe not?? 🌈
@siobhonmarie
@siobhonmarie 10 ай бұрын
His ex wife got Jessica in the divorce
@lornalafontaine6434
@lornalafontaine6434 6 ай бұрын
I wondered about that when I heard that they got divorced: Who got Jessica's custody? Now he has a new wife and a new fur baby. I am SO glad for him!
@ellenmcintyre1247
@ellenmcintyre1247 5 ай бұрын
​@@denisefarmer366with the ex-wife. I think he should have sued for joint rights!
@sojournersunrise2290
@sojournersunrise2290 10 ай бұрын
international porch pirates..
@MotorbreathChannel
@MotorbreathChannel 10 ай бұрын
Heyyy. Z-man. Thank you for a yet another morsel of your awesome comedy.
@susie115
@susie115 10 ай бұрын
You never disappoint.. always funny😅😂
@AngeliqueMJS
@AngeliqueMJS 5 ай бұрын
You deserve unending sold out shows Zoltan! You are naturally hilarious…the porch pirates 😂 ! Brilliant!
@boywithcamera7
@boywithcamera7 10 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at this, because I just met you briefly after a show at Shank Hall in Milwaukee - I was one of those guys that was like, "man, you have no idea how much videos have helped me through the coov and such a bad few years, I've been watching your vlogs and specials and I'm just so happy for your growth and to finally shake your hand," and you were awkwardly smiling like ... "aww, thanks buddy...." then we took a photo XD
@fortunewrangler8524
@fortunewrangler8524 10 ай бұрын
The sweatpants joke did what I think comedy really ought to! And, the rest was full of the same caliber pinnacles. Bravo!!
@nadifouldi3131
@nadifouldi3131 10 ай бұрын
You are the best comedian ever!
@marylouise2169
@marylouise2169 6 ай бұрын
Zoltan is my favorite comedian ever ❤❤
@crealizecoaching
@crealizecoaching 2 ай бұрын
Maaaaaan, what a natural funny man. He can say anything in the way Zoltan does, and it is the funniest story. I know it can't be as effortless as Zoltan makes it seem, so natural like a good funny friend at a party.
@rightshoe21
@rightshoe21 10 ай бұрын
Which joke 😂😂 haha ! As someone who has been on the other end of that,I laughed so hard !!
@boerieza
@boerieza 10 ай бұрын
Dude, your observational comedy is amazing. So talented!
@kp50065
@kp50065 10 ай бұрын
😂love this set
@StJane
@StJane 10 ай бұрын
You were on fire!.
@The9thDaisy
@The9thDaisy 10 ай бұрын
Still my favorite comedian! All of it, Zoltan, all the jokes.
@shaunhermans
@shaunhermans 10 ай бұрын
Zoltan you've always got your finger on the pulse; a truly dynamic comedian
@andrewg8s
@andrewg8s 10 ай бұрын
The revenge joke is probably the one. I cant kill myself, there are so many people I have to get back at. And then people do you wrong in the mean time...never ending cycle.
@karinemachado7615
@karinemachado7615 2 ай бұрын
You're my happy place, Zoltan 💚🌻💚
@battlejitney2197
@battlejitney2197 10 ай бұрын
Great set! You’re a treasure, man.
@AdventureEric33
@AdventureEric33 4 ай бұрын
15:00 right....like, "Which joke was the nail coffin..ahah..nooo"
@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD
@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD 10 ай бұрын
As a former Boisean, I can confirm all of his conclusions. 😂😂 end of the universe is appropriate
@DraeBdeR
@DraeBdeR 10 ай бұрын
It was an awesome show!! The lounge is great!
@ThubaMamba
@ThubaMamba Ай бұрын
"Which joke??" lmfao 🤣🤣
@jonofthehill
@jonofthehill 5 ай бұрын
All the comments have said everything I would say. Just commenting to give this more traction. Keep up the good work, you're one of the best.
@hhiippiittyy
@hhiippiittyy 10 ай бұрын
Hey Zoltan, I'm going through a really easy time and you are making it easier. Thanks. I thought about making a delicious sandwich, and because of your "alpha" bit, I did. It's tasty.
@amandajofisk85
@amandajofisk85 10 ай бұрын
Love you so much !!! Emma’s a lucky lady.
@dawnmaestascowell6930
@dawnmaestascowell6930 9 ай бұрын
Absolutely hysterical! Love from Oregon! Thank you Zoltan
@sb-b3071
@sb-b3071 10 ай бұрын
Really surprised the lack of "alphas" in the comments 😂😂
@chrisgrady4466
@chrisgrady4466 9 ай бұрын
It might have been over their heads..or they were too busy saying "bro", calling another man "top g", or telling each other to "stay hard"
@kaloyangeorgiev9083
@kaloyangeorgiev9083 10 ай бұрын
Dude, I love you'r comedy since the first time I saw you around 3 years ago. And you know what, every time a new clip pops up you look better than the previous one. Good job!
@ZeRueben
@ZeRueben 4 ай бұрын
I just recently started watching Zoltan gotta say he cracks me up, 😂
@jennifertwede7142
@jennifertwede7142 10 ай бұрын
Welcome to our great city Zoltan!😂 You nailed it!!❤
@maythao3977
@maythao3977 10 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing your talent, Zoltan! I especially enjoyed your clean set on Dry Bar and have rewatched 2 times. Hopefully, you will come to my town on tour!
@lepoussinvengeur
@lepoussinvengeur 10 ай бұрын
Hey from France !!
@erictheded
@erictheded 10 ай бұрын
that's some good shit
@joanr7982
@joanr7982 10 ай бұрын
You never fail to entertain us Zoltan!
@laszlovna
@laszlovna 10 ай бұрын
You deserve to be on a big stage! You are hilarious!
@godgiven6520
@godgiven6520 10 ай бұрын
I was going through a long ass recovery...3 years lying down and watching comedy was one of the ways I escaped from the situation. I like your comedy Zoltan. You're a funny guy
@christiabreu95
@christiabreu95 10 ай бұрын
I also want to know which joke lmao
@semja
@semja 10 ай бұрын
Idaho is great 😂 good audience too
@markusalan85392
@markusalan85392 10 ай бұрын
LOL Great job zoltan , im from san marcos area also but im little bit older then you. Great to see you gaining so much traction , hope to see you live one day💪🏾
@ericsissenwein3601
@ericsissenwein3601 10 ай бұрын
Catch him in Escondido. Just here in January! He’s great!
@heathercamera
@heathercamera 10 ай бұрын
Come to Wilmington, NC!! Love your comedy! 💜
@dianew6955
@dianew6955 10 ай бұрын
Love me some Zoltan!
@anthropyguo9997
@anthropyguo9997 10 ай бұрын
You deserve a million subscribers.
@josht1828
@josht1828 10 ай бұрын
You should like the full vids in the shorts my guy! Had to come lookin cause your short was too good!
@Jc-pu3cx
@Jc-pu3cx 10 ай бұрын
FANTASTIC
@objectreborn.artsewing
@objectreborn.artsewing 7 ай бұрын
You woke up, man. I'm glad to see it. Stay regulated. Stay close to the river. Cheers 🩵✌️
@-.-E-.-
@-.-E-.- 10 ай бұрын
Zoltan is so funny!
@Nayo68
@Nayo68 27 күн бұрын
Zoltan has an inusually long arms!!
@acidwizard6528
@acidwizard6528 10 ай бұрын
Hilarious short set.
@kekekonttinen6862
@kekekonttinen6862 10 ай бұрын
Mr Cool at it
@tjmcguire9417
@tjmcguire9417 10 ай бұрын
I dare you to come to Canada. Centennial Hall. London Ontario Canada. Midway between Detroit and Toronto. 500k pop. Gaffigan did it. Regan did it. Mulaney did it. Raitt did it. Try us ye half wit. We'd love ya.
@robbiegailh.2076
@robbiegailh.2076 10 ай бұрын
Bullet holes in our Amazon packages. Hilarious!!!
@jolene.chaule
@jolene.chaule 10 ай бұрын
This episode of the office is interesting lol
@danmac1871
@danmac1871 10 ай бұрын
Look. You’re a nutcase. But I love you. Your comedy is top shelf. I look forward to all your clips. Drybar launched you. No doubt. Give them kudos… I never would have found you otherwise… Like tattoo guy.., Your improv and ability to be do natural on stage is a pleasure to see, and hear. You are definitely one of my favourite comedians…
@mikek7660
@mikek7660 10 ай бұрын
2mins in and you are killing it bro
@nonsensevgingjoel3277
@nonsensevgingjoel3277 8 ай бұрын
The end was real but luckily it's actually years from now. Stay up awesome Zolt!
@TheWidowStewart
@TheWidowStewart 10 ай бұрын
I miss Boise fasho. Partly bc there are no WinCos in Missouri, but mostly bc almost anywhere is better than Missouri.
@denisefarmer366
@denisefarmer366 10 ай бұрын
Yep. I'm also in the state of Misery oops Missouri. I'm ready to settle in the gorgeous northwest.
@TheWidowStewart
@TheWidowStewart 10 ай бұрын
@@denisefarmer366 Amen, sister!
@Athom-cl7yz
@Athom-cl7yz 2 ай бұрын
Super funny dude
@einahsirro1488
@einahsirro1488 10 ай бұрын
I never heard of Jeremy Allen White till this video, so I looked him up and... he's kind of on the Gene Wilder/Barry Manilow/Nicolas Cage spectrum, isn't he?
@your3kidding
@your3kidding 10 ай бұрын
and not on the attractive end, either
@Goldenerame
@Goldenerame 9 ай бұрын
Saw Jeremy Allen White on IG and those Calvin Klein ads are a bit too in your face 😂
@jb71577
@jb71577 10 ай бұрын
No matter who you are and where you are in life, you don't know what you might say or do that could significantly impact somebody else's life. And that goes for both negative and positive. So I try to always be a positive influence.
@nannielson7790
@nannielson7790 10 ай бұрын
Been following this guys career for many years. I love this dude!! He never disappoints. Congratulations on the Success, Z!
@BaldAndCurious
@BaldAndCurious 23 күн бұрын
Saved a person from comitting something bad to themselves.... Wants to ask "which joke"? LOL
@shaunaleessnackidies
@shaunaleessnackidies 6 ай бұрын
Yeah stockpiling food couldn’t hurt lol
@The666link666
@The666link666 10 ай бұрын
Hi Zoltan! I know there is probably no chance you would be coming to Maine, but how about Boston? Would love to hear your jokes about Massachusetts drivers 😄
@elektriksheep
@elektriksheep 10 ай бұрын
great
@N_Molokwane
@N_Molokwane 10 ай бұрын
Great news jokes
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