Imagine that deal today: you get to watch Zoltan in a small intimate setting AND they give you pizza?!?!
@lepoussinvengeur10 ай бұрын
for 2 dollars !!!
@francescaa833110 ай бұрын
That would be amazing.
@ghosted.studio4 ай бұрын
i would even bring the vegan pizza haha
@AlisonBeautifulSavage3 ай бұрын
That's what paradise looks like to me
@brian_atc9 ай бұрын
Zoltan's comedy has got to be one of the best shows around. Friggin hilarious!
@francescaa833110 ай бұрын
Took a while for him to get a lot of traction. He deserves the success. That Drybar post is how I found him.
@jennifernordberg-rj8im10 ай бұрын
I stumbled across him on YT. Now I'm hooked. We got to see him in Mpls. last summer, and can't wait until he can come back!!
@TeamCat112810 ай бұрын
“International porch pirates” is a hilarious line!
@ellenmcintyre12475 ай бұрын
😂Oousies! "Amazon Prime my ass! where are my sweatpants??"
@SpinsterProductions3 ай бұрын
it's one of those 'missed KZbin clip title' fabulous inventions! he also did not title 'Honorary Jones' instead as 'Mentally Spectacular', which even though the actual title was good, I feel was a missed SPECTACULAR opportunity.... Zoltan is indeed and always will be MENTALLY SPECTACULAR!!!
@joeytumbleson972310 ай бұрын
It's about time he gets his recognition for his talent in comedy.
@pavolhorvath785010 ай бұрын
Didn't he?
@JohnD4715 сағат бұрын
@@pavolhorvath7850he didn't until this one specifically matter fact.
@coribailey533810 ай бұрын
OMG the frieken alpha male/Joe Rogan bit was SO ON POINT 😂😂😂 never heard anything more accurate than that lmao
@Kayenne5410 ай бұрын
If my "kettle ball" Alpha Male son visits soon, I'm going to make him sit and watch this. Especially as he's mentioned Joe Rogan a few times.
@AlisonBeautifulSavage3 ай бұрын
@@Kayenne54 Can't wait to see that Rogan in prison. Tate's already going
@David-fd9cr10 ай бұрын
"Do you know how many alphas there are out there?". Lol.
@AlisonBeautifulSavage3 ай бұрын
It's so good to hear normal guys reality checking on that nonsense
@805Coastal10 ай бұрын
I'm dead!!! LOL. I'm looking at my Amazon page while listening to this video when I hear "bullet hole in our Amazon packages". I lost it!! LOL. Thanks Zoltan! You always make me laugh. And thank you to your beautiful bride, as I'm guessing she is the one behind getting your KZbin channel going in a better direction! Lets get'ca to 1M. =}.
@andreasdormanns872210 ай бұрын
"I'm so glad you are here" was the perfect things to say in that moment
@anothermike482510 ай бұрын
I think you're right.
@amandajofisk8510 ай бұрын
Agree but yeah what joke ??? Lololol
@objectreborn.artsewing7 ай бұрын
It absolutely was. 🩵✌️
@lkf879910 ай бұрын
"Too close - ah - We're keeping it" 😂 I've been a fan since your Jessica special. Thank for posting so much content on your channel. Super happy for your growing success ⭐
@denisefarmer36610 ай бұрын
Is that the one when he had long hair? That was the one that snagged me into the Zoltan camp. ❤
@Flippokid10 ай бұрын
"Which joke?" LOL perfect bit right there!
@JJStetson10 ай бұрын
Those two words, “which joke?”, the gem of the set. In two words they were heartfelt & hilarious!
@NateLMarburg10 ай бұрын
Mate I've never been so called out by a comment as that D&D gym bit. You're spot on man, there's no middle.
@Diane-zf3lv10 ай бұрын
Hilarious especially “which joke was it”
@einahsirro148810 ай бұрын
Cause now I want to know too!
@sweetreat3010 ай бұрын
It was the first question I had
@oliknowles764510 ай бұрын
This skit was golden. Zoltan is a comic genius
@paulleemathes10 ай бұрын
I was in the gym steam room a few hours ago, sat between Mr Kettle Ball and what I can only assume was a 34 level D&D Master. Totally nailed the modern gym dynamic.
@510tuber10 ай бұрын
And then you have people like joe manganiello, who has a huge room dedicated to D&D. And also Henry Cavill.
@Kayenne5410 ай бұрын
Ha ha haha haahhhaa...So you belong to the middle group Zoltan was searching for?
@lunaumbra517910 ай бұрын
Unbelievable how you turn everything into humor. It's excellent. I missed the fight club reference in the beginning when you talked about the real owner coming into the basement.
@ellenmcintyre12475 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that line if you didn't laugh you'd cry
@Samts165 ай бұрын
You know with most stand up comedians after watching a few videos it gets monotonous but with your I have laughed myself into stitches in each and every video ! Keep up the great work 👏🏽
@justmenb337910 ай бұрын
I thought it was impossible but you are getting funnier big Z. hats off to ya
@OrvilleSmith-d5l10 ай бұрын
New material I haven't heard. Real good 😊
@Feldmrschl10 ай бұрын
"Which joke?" LOL
@reidveryan941410 ай бұрын
If Deadpool was a hippie.... He would be this guy
@francescaa833110 ай бұрын
Pretty apt.
@youdeservethis10 ай бұрын
Hi from the bald lady in Colorado Springs! You are one of the few things my friend and I can agree on. Thank you for being you
@gclaytonlewis10 ай бұрын
Zoltan, thank you for continually bringing the laughs! I love how you keep sharing great new jokes, as well as riff on anything that has happened on your way to the show.
@michaelbarthel801210 ай бұрын
By far one of the funniest comedians ever
@mhounjet148610 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@llhannah92975 ай бұрын
This comedian is awesome because he does something different every show.. All he has to do is talk about his day and it's hilarious.
@Tonyhouse116810 ай бұрын
Didn’t expect a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference from Zoltan..but I’m not surprised (:
@1mamao10 ай бұрын
It's the actual name of the venue lol
@donaldlevy814110 ай бұрын
Build on that narcissist bit! Comedy gold!
@mikephoenix181410 ай бұрын
dude that was classic that Houthi bit made me spit my trifle on the laptop , Legendary much love 🤣
@adriannenash985210 ай бұрын
Hope everyone is watching his podcast called the week in Zoltan on his KZbin channel. Hilarious content every week; I have seen him 3 times in person because he is that good! Be well from Washington state USA ❤️
@HYMC86810 ай бұрын
First and only person i would search for on youtube named zoltan and hes not a genie granting wishes in a machine😂. Great stuff bro,always a laugh
@blakemccall674810 ай бұрын
What a great set last night, in jacksonville Zoltan! Wife and I love your stand-up and we are still laughing next dat! And we all agree you deserved better than the Ramada Stage, good sir 😂 We can't wait to see another show of yours. Thanks for being the genuine you, and thanks for signing my shirt!! Best wishes from Blake and Alyssa
@CarlDalach-px4cj10 ай бұрын
I hope you're always here making me laugh! I can't get enough!
@janetttyminski729510 ай бұрын
I follow stand up comedians instead of paying for psychotherapy. Zoltan is one of my favorites. Needs more cat jokes though…
@denisefarmer36610 ай бұрын
Is Jessica still with us?? 😂
@Kane5Cats-ME10 ай бұрын
@@denisefarmer366 I've been wondering that, too. She'd be pretty matronly by now, right?? I always loved his Jessica stories. I did see another recent clip and he mentioned having a cat, but he didn't say Jessica, so....maybe not?? 🌈
@siobhonmarie10 ай бұрын
His ex wife got Jessica in the divorce
@lornalafontaine64346 ай бұрын
I wondered about that when I heard that they got divorced: Who got Jessica's custody? Now he has a new wife and a new fur baby. I am SO glad for him!
@ellenmcintyre12475 ай бұрын
@@denisefarmer366with the ex-wife. I think he should have sued for joint rights!
@sojournersunrise229010 ай бұрын
international porch pirates..
@MotorbreathChannel10 ай бұрын
Heyyy. Z-man. Thank you for a yet another morsel of your awesome comedy.
@susie11510 ай бұрын
You never disappoint.. always funny😅😂
@AngeliqueMJS5 ай бұрын
You deserve unending sold out shows Zoltan! You are naturally hilarious…the porch pirates 😂 ! Brilliant!
@boywithcamera710 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at this, because I just met you briefly after a show at Shank Hall in Milwaukee - I was one of those guys that was like, "man, you have no idea how much videos have helped me through the coov and such a bad few years, I've been watching your vlogs and specials and I'm just so happy for your growth and to finally shake your hand," and you were awkwardly smiling like ... "aww, thanks buddy...." then we took a photo XD
@fortunewrangler852410 ай бұрын
The sweatpants joke did what I think comedy really ought to! And, the rest was full of the same caliber pinnacles. Bravo!!
@nadifouldi313110 ай бұрын
You are the best comedian ever!
@marylouise21696 ай бұрын
Zoltan is my favorite comedian ever ❤❤
@crealizecoaching2 ай бұрын
Maaaaaan, what a natural funny man. He can say anything in the way Zoltan does, and it is the funniest story. I know it can't be as effortless as Zoltan makes it seem, so natural like a good funny friend at a party.
@rightshoe2110 ай бұрын
Which joke 😂😂 haha ! As someone who has been on the other end of that,I laughed so hard !!
@boerieza10 ай бұрын
Dude, your observational comedy is amazing. So talented!
@kp5006510 ай бұрын
😂love this set
@StJane10 ай бұрын
You were on fire!.
@The9thDaisy10 ай бұрын
Still my favorite comedian! All of it, Zoltan, all the jokes.
@shaunhermans10 ай бұрын
Zoltan you've always got your finger on the pulse; a truly dynamic comedian
@andrewg8s10 ай бұрын
The revenge joke is probably the one. I cant kill myself, there are so many people I have to get back at. And then people do you wrong in the mean time...never ending cycle.
@karinemachado76152 ай бұрын
You're my happy place, Zoltan 💚🌻💚
@battlejitney219710 ай бұрын
Great set! You’re a treasure, man.
@AdventureEric334 ай бұрын
15:00 right....like, "Which joke was the nail coffin..ahah..nooo"
@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD10 ай бұрын
As a former Boisean, I can confirm all of his conclusions. 😂😂 end of the universe is appropriate
@DraeBdeR10 ай бұрын
It was an awesome show!! The lounge is great!
@ThubaMambaАй бұрын
"Which joke??" lmfao 🤣🤣
@jonofthehill5 ай бұрын
All the comments have said everything I would say. Just commenting to give this more traction. Keep up the good work, you're one of the best.
@hhiippiittyy10 ай бұрын
Hey Zoltan, I'm going through a really easy time and you are making it easier. Thanks. I thought about making a delicious sandwich, and because of your "alpha" bit, I did. It's tasty.
@amandajofisk8510 ай бұрын
Love you so much !!! Emma’s a lucky lady.
@dawnmaestascowell69309 ай бұрын
Absolutely hysterical! Love from Oregon! Thank you Zoltan
@sb-b307110 ай бұрын
Really surprised the lack of "alphas" in the comments 😂😂
@chrisgrady44669 ай бұрын
It might have been over their heads..or they were too busy saying "bro", calling another man "top g", or telling each other to "stay hard"
@kaloyangeorgiev908310 ай бұрын
Dude, I love you'r comedy since the first time I saw you around 3 years ago. And you know what, every time a new clip pops up you look better than the previous one. Good job!
@ZeRueben4 ай бұрын
I just recently started watching Zoltan gotta say he cracks me up, 😂
@jennifertwede714210 ай бұрын
Welcome to our great city Zoltan!😂 You nailed it!!❤
@maythao397710 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing your talent, Zoltan! I especially enjoyed your clean set on Dry Bar and have rewatched 2 times. Hopefully, you will come to my town on tour!
@lepoussinvengeur10 ай бұрын
Hey from France !!
@erictheded10 ай бұрын
that's some good shit
@joanr798210 ай бұрын
You never fail to entertain us Zoltan!
@laszlovna10 ай бұрын
You deserve to be on a big stage! You are hilarious!
@godgiven652010 ай бұрын
I was going through a long ass recovery...3 years lying down and watching comedy was one of the ways I escaped from the situation. I like your comedy Zoltan. You're a funny guy
@christiabreu9510 ай бұрын
I also want to know which joke lmao
@semja10 ай бұрын
Idaho is great 😂 good audience too
@markusalan8539210 ай бұрын
LOL Great job zoltan , im from san marcos area also but im little bit older then you. Great to see you gaining so much traction , hope to see you live one day💪🏾
@ericsissenwein360110 ай бұрын
Catch him in Escondido. Just here in January! He’s great!
@heathercamera10 ай бұрын
Come to Wilmington, NC!! Love your comedy! 💜
@dianew695510 ай бұрын
Love me some Zoltan!
@anthropyguo999710 ай бұрын
You deserve a million subscribers.
@josht182810 ай бұрын
You should like the full vids in the shorts my guy! Had to come lookin cause your short was too good!
@Jc-pu3cx10 ай бұрын
FANTASTIC
@objectreborn.artsewing7 ай бұрын
You woke up, man. I'm glad to see it. Stay regulated. Stay close to the river. Cheers 🩵✌️
@-.-E-.-10 ай бұрын
Zoltan is so funny!
@Nayo6827 күн бұрын
Zoltan has an inusually long arms!!
@acidwizard652810 ай бұрын
Hilarious short set.
@kekekonttinen686210 ай бұрын
Mr Cool at it
@tjmcguire941710 ай бұрын
I dare you to come to Canada. Centennial Hall. London Ontario Canada. Midway between Detroit and Toronto. 500k pop. Gaffigan did it. Regan did it. Mulaney did it. Raitt did it. Try us ye half wit. We'd love ya.
@robbiegailh.207610 ай бұрын
Bullet holes in our Amazon packages. Hilarious!!!
@jolene.chaule10 ай бұрын
This episode of the office is interesting lol
@danmac187110 ай бұрын
Look. You’re a nutcase. But I love you. Your comedy is top shelf. I look forward to all your clips. Drybar launched you. No doubt. Give them kudos… I never would have found you otherwise… Like tattoo guy.., Your improv and ability to be do natural on stage is a pleasure to see, and hear. You are definitely one of my favourite comedians…
@mikek766010 ай бұрын
2mins in and you are killing it bro
@nonsensevgingjoel32778 ай бұрын
The end was real but luckily it's actually years from now. Stay up awesome Zolt!
@TheWidowStewart10 ай бұрын
I miss Boise fasho. Partly bc there are no WinCos in Missouri, but mostly bc almost anywhere is better than Missouri.
@denisefarmer36610 ай бұрын
Yep. I'm also in the state of Misery oops Missouri. I'm ready to settle in the gorgeous northwest.
@TheWidowStewart10 ай бұрын
@@denisefarmer366 Amen, sister!
@Athom-cl7yz2 ай бұрын
Super funny dude
@einahsirro148810 ай бұрын
I never heard of Jeremy Allen White till this video, so I looked him up and... he's kind of on the Gene Wilder/Barry Manilow/Nicolas Cage spectrum, isn't he?
@your3kidding10 ай бұрын
and not on the attractive end, either
@Goldenerame9 ай бұрын
Saw Jeremy Allen White on IG and those Calvin Klein ads are a bit too in your face 😂
@jb7157710 ай бұрын
No matter who you are and where you are in life, you don't know what you might say or do that could significantly impact somebody else's life. And that goes for both negative and positive. So I try to always be a positive influence.
@nannielson779010 ай бұрын
Been following this guys career for many years. I love this dude!! He never disappoints. Congratulations on the Success, Z!
@BaldAndCurious23 күн бұрын
Saved a person from comitting something bad to themselves.... Wants to ask "which joke"? LOL
@shaunaleessnackidies6 ай бұрын
Yeah stockpiling food couldn’t hurt lol
@The666link66610 ай бұрын
Hi Zoltan! I know there is probably no chance you would be coming to Maine, but how about Boston? Would love to hear your jokes about Massachusetts drivers 😄