Zoltan Kaszas on why cats are better than dogs - Dry Bar Comedy

[@Melody7757]

My cat was apathetic towards everyone but me. And he wouldn't let anyone pet him for long, but god help me if I ever had the audacity to stop petting him. He would get up and nuzzle my really hard, touch his nose to mine, and then meow until I caved and started to pet him again. It was annoying, but I would give anything to have him pester me for love again

[@Heavenzvoice]

DesAristinae that’s my cat...

[@h.calvert3165]

Just reading this made me miss your cat for you. So sorry for your loss. No matter how long they live, it's never long enough. 💔

[@ka_gaertner]

Ounnnnn 😍😍

[@cookiemonster8146]

Yes! I love how cats are apathetic to everyone but their favorite person and it’s so great when YOU’RE that person😂 they’re very picky

[@benjerman4438]

That's so sad and touching, thanks for sharing.

[@shawn13mertle13]

I am impressed this guy is funny.And without being foul mouthed.

[@knifeyonline]

poo.

[@shawn13mertle13]

poo,poop and boobies are funny words yes.

[@violenceisfun991]

i completely agree, this guys excellant. too many comedians these days just rely on swearing and saying sexual/vulgar things all the time. Frankie Boyle does that a lot for example, and it just makes me cringe, its like when kids learn a new word and just go around saying it all the time. it just feels kind of pathetic to watch

[@ImBuddhaD]

Tricky. I like his style and I want to agree, but comedy is funny because it short-circuits your brain a bit by touching on sensitive topics. Because cussing is so common in everyday life, at least where I live, I feel this Dry Bar comedy is not hitting the right nerves. Maybe a wider societal issue to tackle. ;)

[@SonnyGTA]

Hence this channel.....

[@wfcoaker1398]

I’m a total cat person. I hate it when my friends call them my “fur babies”. They are not substitutes for the children I never had. They’re replacements for the cool college roommates I never had.

[@Timenow1]

*FINALLY!!!! Someone that gets me!* 😁 *This dude explained me Spot on Also!*

[@KCCAT5]

That would make them fur mates

[@Rose-Rae]

Yes thank you!!!

[@ultra-chad4951]

That you feed.

[@peekaboots01]

Mine is my fur baby. Much better than a kid.

[@paston427]

Him explaining how cat people don’t hate dogs is literally spot on. I use that quote all the time when I tell people I’m a cat person. “I just like other people’s dogs. I’ll play with them then they can go back over there.”

[@E-plunksna]

exactly!!! i feel that. same here

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

I think being a dog vs cat person is highly dependent on your personality. Dogs would be way too much for me. I need my own space and this why I love cats. They need theirs too.

[@seangreen1364]

@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 facts!! I'm the exact same way!! I don't need to always be jumped in every time I leave the house for 5 mins to take out the dam trash lol!! Dogs are too needy, which is ok for some people I guess cuz most people adore dogs, but not me.. I don't hate them or wanna hurt them by any means, just would rather see/ play with them from a distance lol not in my crib

[@danicleckley5404]

@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 couldn’t agree more. I'm an introvert who loves big, scary dogs because they keep people away. No one is keen to conversation with someone who has a Boxer (my dog), Doberman, Belgian Malinois, or German Shepherd by their side. It's wonderful. They're great at discouraging door-to-door salespeople or whatever.

[@EdnaSpoonhands]

Accurate

[@ladythmilin]

It's all about that chill energy.

[@EmilyE.227]

I have never had someone explain so well why I'm a cat person.

[@byeongcheol5610]

Excellent comment and I agree 1,000%! It just makes sense now....

[@Jason-tz7ir]

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@jrrobotics]

I am also a cat person, I love dogs too. :) Both such gorgeous animals!

[@cyndianderson7056]

Same. It's the energy they bring. I also prefer apathetic roommates. Lol.

[@flourwasmostlikelyhere]

@@cyndianderson7056 that sometimes wants to hang out

[@autumnmoon6644]

This is freaking hilarious because we just adopted a special senior cat named Jessica

[@autumnmoon6644]

Confession. We tried to rename her lol

[@deannahopkins6560]

Me too, Marshall lol

[@bonjovirocks24]

I LOVE THIS!! Senior cats are the best!! Such unconditional love, like they know you changed their world. You’re a beautiful person for rescuing Jessica!!

[@JosiahFickinger]

We adopted a cat a long time ago and he is almost a senior. Close to 10 years I think. All 14 other cats were all raised from birth or almost from birth.

[@reagandow850]

That’s awesome!! You’re a great person!! The older cats are always the hardest to get adopted. 👍🥰

[@blindsquirrel7802]

Being a "cat person" I can totally relate to the middle of the night visits.

[@katm6]

And I have a cat on a diet, so the other cats are also on a diet....I totally relate to the screaming in my ear in the middle of the night.

[@Emilie13love]

Cats are arguably the most entertaining animal you can keep as a pet. I mean, yeah you can play with a dog and they have their fun moments. But cats have some of the best reactions and personality quirks of any animal. And they’re just so relaxed, perfect pet for anyone who’s lazy af

[@LemonySnicket-EUC]

Oh my Border Collie is all that and a bag of chips. 🤪

[@nathgomez4750]

But when they stare at me freaks me out 😨😆😆

[@transvegan7682]

You mean PURR-fect pet?

[@minicocopanda3533]

I grew up eith mostly dogs but now i live with my cat and husband with his family. XD most pictures i have or have ever taken is for or about my cat lol

[@mlmartin2922]

I wrestle on the ground with my cat, just like I did with my dog when she was alive. My cat "hunts" me and will jump up and take me down to the ground by biting the back of my naked thigh. I let her be an animal, instead of a pet, when she wants to be. She's never truly hurt me, we both just play rough. My other cat is the opposite, he is just a lover boy who wants attention and to be petted and have belly rubs.

[@Heavenzvoice]

Cat person here... about three weeks ago a cat showed up at my door starving... I fed her and Memorial Day morning she had a kitten underneath my deck. Well her name is now Gina and waiting about another week to meet her little one. It was a little fur ball but when I go and check on it, it’s gotten so big! It’s a cutie too. Cutest little meow. So just like that I have 2cats. Geesh. They do choose you. I was minding my business opening my back door to feed the birds... there she was. The birds hate me now by the way. They feel so betrayed:) lol They still come to eat but they do it in stealth mode.

[@dragonking2719]

Angelofmusic Wonder they chose you because you have them food so they know your a reliable food source not because they love you they may like you more then other people who don’t give them food but that’s about it

[@dragonking2719]

Grimm also they force themselves to puke

[@crocop1582]

@@dragonking2719 STFU

[@YourMajesty143]

@@dragonking2719 - Not true. Cats will choose you in a shelter. They'll hop into your car. They'll follow you home from school. There's no food present in any of these scenarios. I've had 2 kittens presented to me. The cuter one kept running off & ignoring me. The other less cute (but still pretty) kitten settled on my lap, started purring like a motor, and every so often looked up & gave me the slow-blink aka "I love you" eyes. That's when you know that it doesn't matter which cat you prefer, the cat that belongs to you will establish the bond, while other cats will distance themselves (until they find their own person.)

[@LM-fi2kv]

YourMajesty143 yeah my cat picked me. I went to the shelter to look for an orange tabby...and Gizmo (not orange) kept trying to climb into my arms. So I fell in love and the rest is history

[@MatthewStinar]

He's done such a wonderful job of explaining why I'm not a dog person!

[@Lillianbini]

Same, same... :)

[@drhtldr1587]

Me too 😂

[@celiashen5490]

It's that same reason I'm not a kid person. o.o

[@Ellier215]

The cats eat and eAt and lives for livers the cat cry’s. George micheal didn’t lay with Linda. It was a hoaks. Jef. That’s funny.

[@Ellier215]

Matthew Stinar I don’t like dogs either

[@brendenf244j]

This guy is blowing up!!! Wouldn’t be surprised if we see him on a Netflix special.

[@cassandrabowling6823]

brendenf244j I really hope so

[@LizTaylorfitnessblondie]

He’s so damn funny

[@DryBarComedy]

You can watch his special at DryBarComedy.com/Zoltan

[@adrianghandtchi1562]

brendenf244j we can call it the fur special

[@Timetraveler1111MN]

brendenf244j he is funny. I didn’t know that was a thing with Netflix specials/

[@Blisscent]

oh my god he put it into words. I feel this on a spiritual level.

[@DryBarComedy]

We do too! Thanks for watching!

[@ploomer264]

Absolutely!

[@electrathejelliclekitten8063]

When I had a panic attack when i was home alone, my cat went up to me and comforted me with nuzzles. Cats really are caring.

[@catlifechannel3886]

They are very special. It’s a shame more ppl don’t realise that. I am in animal rescue. A cat who I helped saved his foster carer from an impending house fire. She had the flu and was sleeping, dosed up on medicine. He kept jumping on her in bed until she woke up. She then adopted him. ❤️

[@aieia3]

Yeah I remember when I cried really hard on my own in my bed after my dad passed away, my kitten came running at me and nuzzled my side. She looked at me as if telling me that everything's gonna be okay.

[@saiearth]

I didnt expect to go from laughing to crying thanks guys!

[@isabelerhart9523]

Yes my cats do the same when i'm sick or i had a panic attack

[@gilliananderson361]

My cat comforts me too when I’m anxious or sad. They just know.

[@marcopothuizen]

For me as an European, Zoltan is great to listen at. He speaks clearly. Something other comedians should try.

[@clariskitty7525]

Yes, as an Indonesia, he's easy to listen to. I didn't realize it has CC.

[@noemibogar194]

I'm hungarian and good to see this 👌

[@cockeyedoptimista]

I'm American and I have trouble understanding some of our comedians too!

[@laineywright2696]

He totally gets it! Cats are low maintenance. They are clean, do their poops and pees in a litter box. They like a little catnip while I have some vino. They never embarrass me by humping a friends leg, and they are for the most part quiet.

[@feistychuweenie8534]

Quite and sneaky

[@ultra-chad4951]

Litter smells horrible, how is that clean? The licking is also a bit much. Alternative is letting them out unsupervised which is completely inconsiderate to neighbors. They have more destructive capability sonce they can climb higher, and since they don't really listen to discipline due to lack of group social ability. In addition, all of the things you cannot do with them :take them hiking, teach them tons of tricks (without a clicker) play with them yourself (not with the toy) without them running off, overall interactivity (dogs learn words outside of tricks), and ability to scratch the belly without worry of a fear of an irritating piercing shreiking hissy fit mental attack.

[@ShoulderMonster]

@@ultra-chad4951 Not saying you're wrong overall, but you don't need a toy to play with a cat. I used to play and wrestle with cats all the time. Also, some cats are fussy, but others are the sweetest things and can't get enough pettings. It's just a matter of personality and if they've ever experienced abuse or neglect before. Lastly, there are certain breeds that are just as social as dogs, like ragdolls I think they're called? Or ragmuffins? Something like that. (Also, litter boxes aren't stinky if you know what you're doing.)

[@TazzyZee14]

@@ultra-chad4951 litter doesn't smell as bad as dogs if you clean it our properly 😂 seriously, I've never walked into a dog owners house and not been able to smell the dog. Also, my cat used to play tag and hide and seek with me, so they can definitely play without toys. Overall, it's just preference. You prefer dogs for your reasons and we prefer cats for ours 🤷

[@icynok]

@@ultra-chad4951 there are pros and cons to owning a dog and a cat, everyone knows this much, the only thing is cats get a bad rap because so many people no real experience with cats. best tip in the world.... never buy them toys(most cats will play with them once and almost never again) , best toys for most cats is a empty cardboard box, shoe string and a laser pointer.... the only 3 things you will never need.

[@skylerhorner8796]

Had a cat named Oliver, and he was orange. You know, like Oliver and Company? Coolest cat on the planet. He basically was a human in a feline’s body. He was also very photogenic. Little guy took pictures like it was scripted. He’s no longer with us. I don’t mean he’s passed. We just had to give him to a better home. Miss the little dude. Not sure why anyone would care, but hey... there’s Oliver for you.

[@misfitbrit1989]

Awwww. I had a black cat named Oliver from Oliver and Company. He went with our neighbors. I have his sister Matilda (from the movie). Total love bug. If she ever sees someone crying, she'll sit right in front of them and give them a "talk to me, I'm a therapist" look. Absolutely adorable.

[@ka_gaertner]

Me toooo! 🙃🤩

[@HUNKragor]

We had two orange cats, named one Oliver ocf

[@ANoobsOdyssey]

We rescued a ginger Oliver about a year ago. We're in the West Midlands England... I really hope you're the previous keepers.

[@ang_ro]

I have a black cat named Oliver and he's the best. So smart and loving. Ollie Cats are the awesomest type of cats

[@daphne201239]

I appreciate clean comedy for a change! Thank you! #catlover #catpeople

[@DryBarComedy]

You're welcome! Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!

[@daphne201239]

Subscribed immediately. Hard to find clean comedy.

[@dolcebelcanto3626]

EXACTLY dogs' energy is way too much for me 😂

[@MsNovazz]

"Jessica we need some help!" Lol i lost it at that 😂😂😂😂

[@katiekovalenko]

I am SUCH A CAT PERSON! I relate to this WHOLE skit! You're hilarious!

[@savirox23]

So good to hear comedy without swearing all the way through!!! Thank you.

[@betsycollins601]

My sister fostered animals for the local pound. She ended up adopting a three-legged cat (its mother chewed its leg off in the middle of the night right after birth and left it to die in the litter box). He had to have an operation to remove the stub that remained because the vet said it would mess up his gait and posture-cats try to put an existing bit down to the floor and can screw up their hips in doing so. They named it "Captain Barbosa. He is a healthy, happy permanent part of their family now!

[@DryBarComedy]

Bless her heart! She's awesome thanks for watching!

[@mythloverb5931]

What the absolute HELL WAS WRONG WITH THE MAMA CAT?? I just-I need to know, did she not have a mother’s instinct or something?

[@lydiashultz1716]

Mythlover B that actually is a motherly instinct. If mama cat doesn't think the baby will survive she will either eat the baby entirely or eat a leg so it will bleed out. It's very sad.

[@mythloverb5931]

Lydia Reyes huh. I didn’t know that was a thing. That really IS sad. I guess no matter how much time passes or how much breeding is done you can’t really wipe away an animal’s natural instincts.

[@NYCRocker]

I have a 3 legged cat Greta and she approves this message. :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXKtqntnodyAo7M

[@samzy_vazq1554]

Lmao when he said “yep can’t pronounce that your names Jeff now “that part killed me 😂 😆

[@beyondviolet]

This is making me miss my cat, she’s at home but still

[@SSIyer]

Lol me too

[@fantapro23]

But the cat never misses you lmao

[@m0L3ify]

Thank god someone understands why my cat is so fat, too. "Wow, that's a big cat. Have you considered putting him on a diet?" "Yes, but I decided I liked my household items unbroken, so we stopped."

[@melissaclaassen9707]

m0L3ify YEP, SAME!! Cat on a diet is NOT a pleasant experience.

[@reallynani9693]

For the record there's no God. Go check in rehab

[@pantsthemancatandbeethoven586]

LMAO truth!

[@JosephDunphy]

@@reallynani9693 - For the record, we get it. You're an atheist. Nobody cares. Nobody needs to hear about it.

[@karagariglio4013]

That escalated hella quick. @@reallynani9693

[@hannahtj1940]

Oh wow, I think I've missed my calling all my life: I am actually a cat person. You've converted me.

[@sarahlegge8429]

Anna Low i

[@helgahart3422]

That's hilarious! Tell me about it I have two dogs and I'm starting to rethink everything. LOL

[@devkergirl2025]

Same

[@carmen3091]

Welcome to the crazy cat lady life! 💖💖💖

[@bloodtimemaximusfullthrott226]

Erika Long wow hate to be around you

[@natalielorraine8001]

OMG i think everyone who is a cat person can relate!!! #teamcats

[@agnesholingue994]

Yup. Love dogs too though:)

[@pollypockets508]

Our cat rubs on both dirty and clean laundry. It's funny.

[@yuanalcantara6578]

Im a cat lover team cats

[@midorimashintaro5194]

"JESSICA!!!! We NEED some HELP!!!!" -😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laugr744]

Dead on. I think this is the best depiction I've seen about the difference between cat people and dog people. "I like dogs. I just like them over there... I don't like that kind of energy in my house. That annoying dog best friend in your face all the time energy."

[@kitlee172]

My husband was looking for a dog (he’s team dog, I’m team cat) that would fit our family, and fixated on getting a Great Dane. I was horrified. But I wanted him to be happy, so I went along with what I thought would be a dog that was a LOT of extra. Turns out: She is the chillest dog I’ve ever seen. Not a peep except a tiny yowl when I come home. She doesn’t smell. Some dogs have it no mattter how clean they are. She doesn’t seem to shed. She doesn’t jump up. Walks great on a leash. Snuggles up into what seems like a little ball next to you. The bad? When we first brought her home (she was rescued from a puppy farm), she busted the glass out of our back door, chewed on the wood, and made a tooth imprint on the knob. I figured out it was because she wanted her “security toy” left outside. She roams beyond our fenced yard if the gate isn’t closed. Apparently a Dane thing. But we now know to close it so she can gallop around like a deer 😂

[@sarcasmo57]

Jessica is a nice name for a cat.

[@jessicakeeney2343]

sarcasmo57 😂😂😂

[@ILoveMyOrchids]

Jessica’s a gorgeous name for a cat. It’s also a cute name for a rabbit.(Jessica Rabbit).

[@ShadowXg0z]

where is jessica hyde

[@svetamakoveeva318]

I can't stop thinking of Morty dreaming of Jessica lol

[@madbear3512]

@@svetamakoveeva318 That probably were he got the name form

[@K.W321]

Cats are the most chill. Being with dogs is cool and all, for like an hour....then it Just takes the energy out of you lol

[@ishyreddi13]

KevinEatsAll I’m a cat person but have more interaction with dogs 😅

[@AvgasLL]

Izzy Bolden so does my grandma

[@machigiceb7788]

Yeah, cats are like for introverts while dogs are for extroverts. If you like both then u might probably be an ambivert. Haha

[@xeathenia8539]

@@machigiceb7788 Yeah it can be energetically draining to people who lack emotional intelligence, consideration, and healthy bodies. It’s not a problem of the dog having too much energy, it’s a problem within you being unwilling or unable to challenge yourself beyond an ego centric idleness. I’m very introverted myself and my dogs are calm and trained to respect my boundaries; naturally I believe dogs are better than cats because unlike felines, they make you better versions of yourself.

[@klyzer5725]

@@xeathenia8539 stfu just accept it dogs are annoying af 🖕

[@PlaytimeWithChichai]

I love dogs and cats so I think I'm bipetual.

[@ekunina5410]

You look like my late mother circa 1964. She and you are soooooo Beautiful. Her name is Myrna Courtney. She loved cats and helped them give birth❣️

[@Blizzardheart12]

tricia melvin I love cats and dogs too

[@rose4490]

Yes, that's what I'm talkin bout!

[@lisamelroy2855]

That's hilarious - I love it!

[@brandyromano]

That’s hilarious. I am too.

[@LeiaThePrincess1]

"I like dogs. I just like them over there and I'll play with them, but then go back over there". Exactly 😂 The best explanation of my thoughts on why I am a cat person 😂

[@joelleflimn2648]

People’s real problem with cats is cuz they can’t as easily bend them to their own will. That’s it. Dogs obey without question while cats have minds of their own.

[@glamtrackstar70]

Yep most dog owners are control freaks. They love saying demands to their dogs all day non stop

[@IDontKnow-pf6en]

nailed it!

[@stormtrooper8420]

😂 most dog owners wish their dog obey them. Only trained dogs follow orders normal dogs dont

[@ShadowFungus]

My friend’s cat is like that. They barely see eachother since the cat’s always outside and only goes home to eat and sleep. I’ve been to his house numerous times and i’ve only seen his cat like 4-5x 😂

[@kathyingram3061]

....and cuz dogs worship them~

[@independentrawb1863]

How could you possibly dislike this? It's hilarious and the guy is 110% genuine. I love it

[@TheeKittyPie]

“MRRREEEAAAAAAA” -Jessica Kaszas

[@theapistevist8128]

I had a cat who loved being around me. I miss her.

[@peekaboots01]

My cat is always by my side. You should rescue another cat.

[@katierojas8066]

I’m allergic to cats.

[@jemhelprt5365]

My cat has been missing for 2 months now and She had been with me for 11 years and she made me happy during tough times. Rest In Peace Mira 2008-2020

[@caesar7786]

@@jemhelprt5365 maybe your cat is with another family

[@jm98]

“You don’t ask for one You get bestowed one” true! My roommate and I found our deaf cat while walking through a forest and traintracks. Best random thing you can find on traintracks

[@mint83]

I show this to too many people far too often. He gets my "you're cute, now go home" feeling towards dogs.

[@robertward8130]

I wanted a special needs animal. I looked but didn't ask. Took home a Jack Russel. Oh well no special needs animal. I came home from work. Jack was curled up sleeping. Kept sleeping until he saw me then he went nuts with joy. Jack was deaf and the animal shelter wasn't aware of it. Best buds we were.

[@DryBarComedy]

Bravo my Goodman! Thanks for sharing that!

[@lisamelroy2855]

That's a great story - so glad you found each other!

[@babyd95]

This is so sweet! Hope jack is doing well!

[@banu0245]

I don't get what's wrong about asking for a special needs animal. A lot of people prefer healthy pets, cause they need less care. So what's wrong with saying you are ready to give more care than others?

[@zombiixq33n602]

He was on AGT!!! And tried to do this act but didn't get through. I felt so bad for him >. < I actually like this act and was surprised they didn't like it. :'(

[@DryBarComedy]

Right? What a bummer.

[@beingheardmedia6339]

Well that must have been a crap audience cause is AWESOME

[@rani.andretti]

AGT and those shows will let people through only if they have a moving back story or are weird in some way. Don't expect them to be fair.

[@egilmore17]

I think they cut that video in a way to make him look unsuccessful but I bet he was great. He just didn't get through because, like above said, he wasn't sad enough with a touching story.

[@LizTaylorfitnessblondie]

This guy is GREAT

[@crazycatman5928]

Cats are great. Love them so much. Such a cool animal.

[@fantapro23]

But they don't love you. Cats hate humans

[@ProcyonAlpha]

dogs are trained to love unconditionally , you don't have to fight for its attention that's why it's so special when you have a connection with your cat, it's better because it's harder earned. that and cats are much cleaner, low maintenance, respect personal space, quieter. Clearly the superior out if the two

[@cockeyedoptimista]

They are just different animals. They are what they are. Dogs are pack animals; they were domesticated from wolves. They're also really intelligent useful. A cat can't herd a flock of sheep. Cats can keep pests away. They're both wonderful animals and they're different. Dogs are extremely loyal to their owners also. They just need more attention, activity and interaction. Cats are more independent.

[@KattyKoo-g5n]

This man is my spirit animal. Will always, always, always be a cat person.

[@TattoedKiss]

I saw this in Facebook and came here to find more of his comedy. He is amazing and his humor it's just cool and friendly.

[@DryBarComedy]

We totally agree! Thanks for watching!

[@wednesday1031]

My cat thinks he's a dog, so I got the best of both worlds😉

[@chickenleg6893]

wednesday1031 my dog thinks she’s a cat!’😂😂

[@lisaliller5642]

And my dog thinks she's a cat lol

[@jaernem]

My oldest cat grew up with dogs so he thinks he's a dog. And my husky grew up with all cats so he thinks he's a cat lol.

[@suzphillips8162]

Is he a Siamese?

[@darrentylor5473]

Had one that played tag and would fetch...tug o war with his favourite wash cloth...best kitty ever!

[@ravilarlexzx7244]

I'm a cat person because they do their own thing, I don't have to take them outside to use the bathroom, just gotta scoop a box every other day

[@PhoenixHealing]

THIS GUY NEEDS HIS OWN NETFLIX SPECIAL!!!!

[@jesudasjohnson7137]

Nah we need fair talk dis will make dog lovers upset or angry n ima dog person so no for me

[@dreamguy6519]

@@jesudasjohnson7137 well get off this is the cat section get help too

[@jesudasjohnson7137]

@@dreamguy6519 u din post dis vid so shut up and its not ur choice wut i do exept if i do a sin

[@jesudasjohnson7137]

@@dreamguy6519 and i love DOGS i hatee catss

[@dreamguy6519]

@@jesudasjohnson7137 well I love cats i hate dogs

[@vivien4571]

He's got fantastic hair and I like cats so I clicked like immediately

[@AS8643]

This is hilarious. Also so spot on, I'm so a cat person.

[@davidedwards3361]

I'm a cat person. I sleep 18 hours a day and crap in the neighbours garden.

[@tzed5546]

Clean and funny, what a rare combo.

[@DryBarComedy]

Right? Thanks for watching!

[@laurabenitez1936]

Always come back for this gold treasure.

[@MsGnor]

Funny jokes AND luscious locks!! This man is blessed, no wonder Jessica paws him awake at carbs o'clock!!! 🥰🐈

[@gigiclements8318]

My cat is "special needs" she needs special food special toys special attention special litter... You get it

[@prihaps]

3:40 I came for Jessica

[@vickybartistry3292]

TouchPigs eww tmi

[@taylorqueensbury170]

Dogs are great but, sometimes you just need a cat to keep your ego in check.

[@beingheardmedia6339]

HOW has this routine not been turned into a screenplay yet?! Come on, Zoltan! You can go do it. I have faith in you! You belong on the big screen (or Netflix, HBOMax, Amazon Prime, whatever streaming service I have a subscription for * grin *). I would definitely watch that.

[@bonjovirocks24]

Cats are the best! They’re low maintenance yet highly entertaining! My cat Scrappy runs so fast in the living room, she ends up running sideways when coming close to furniture. She also has me well trained. I’m the pet & I own it. Unconditional love at its finest!

[@robertcartier5088]

Good stuff! Very natural delivery, this guy is good!

[@DryBarComedy]

Yes he is! Thanks for watching!

[@shannonhensley2942]

I got bestowed with 2 cats that are disabled. The first one aroura ( because she's a princess) we didn't know was disabled until 3 months later when she still couldn't find the treats that we threw at her. She also doesn't like wet food. Mostly because she can't see very well. She thinks she can but 5 minutes into fetch and she's still looking for the first throw. The second the ladies at the humane society opened the cage and told my sister to put her hand in. This cat looked gross and sad but it grabbed her hand. She felt horrible. We named him Garth and he had just had surgery were the vet took his leg because a bbgun pellet broke his pelvis. We did not intend to even buy a cat let alone 2 that day. We were bestowed them. They chose us. It's wierd.

[@snow5962]

Shannon Hensley Typically cats choose us 😊

[@SandraNelson063]

I have belonged to cats for most of my life. Some of them have been very affectionate. But yes, if the food situation is not to their liking, there is the standing on the head thing.

[@martasloane8081]

Or either sit and stare, tap/bat you with their paw, or just loud meows early in the morning.. But they are still lovable regardless.

[@chaossmith3864]

Never had that, but if they need food Nugglet will get my attention and lead me to their bowl. Not even loudly, just by staring or a soft meow. She's a smart girl, and so polite. I guess Bob taught her manners or something. x3

[@aleksandra5808]

@Sara Allison you're right, not sure how dogs being ugly and annoying makes them better pets though...

[@aleksandra5808]

@Sara Allison That boy who was saved by his cat when he was a toddler getting attacked by a dog says otherwise. :) Just because cats don't lick your face and invade your personal space, doesn't mean they don't love you.

[@Thomas_Winters]

@Sara yeah some people just hate cats with a passion. Don't know why, it's pretty limiting. Usually kids tho.

[@kuoneli]

I'm glad there is this channel with clean comedy!

[@zurrijahstormborn5320]

You said word for word what I have been saying for years

[@areefakhan8032]

How does his shirt have no cat hair?... :o when you have a cat and u see a shirt with no cat hair, its amazing

[@DryBarComedy]

We spent about an hour before the shirt with a massive lint roller... That was a harrowing experience, JJ our intern will never be the same.

[@marcilk7534]

I lint roll my clothes like crazy in the bedroom, walk through the house to leave, and end up covered with cat hair.

[@rachaelwilbur5644]

I never had a problem with cat hair and I've had cats my whole life short hair cats don't shed like long hair cats

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Marci LK The lint roller and a full length mirror belong on back porch, always leave that way and lint roll yourself every time you leave or that one time you forget you will track hair into the car, then it is there until you get the car detailed...

[@HiItsPamela]

Dry Bar Comedy This reply is hilarious 😂 i hope your intern is well 😂

[@MaurieLyle]

Jessica and my cat would be friends haha. My cat boycotted his diet food. He would either sit in front of the food bowl and stare sadly at it or sit at my front door staring at it like "You feed me or I'm gone human" :p

[@sherrih.4053]

I love this guy. He is absolutely hilarious.

[@lauragwillim1055]

This guy is one of the best I’ve seen on dry bar. I hope he makes it to the big time. He’d be great in a sit com or comedy movie

[@bozkurtbozok4597]

Wow never heard this person and not sure why, he is just hilarious and I love it!

[@imabrick6066]

I get why people don’t change the name of pets. But I adopted two cats who were found on Halloween and given to the RSPCA and since it was Halloween they named them after the sweet, candy corn. So one cat was called Candy, but the other was called Corn. CORN, who does that, so I changed her name.

[@artistevivien]

Lol, poor thing. And it probably wasn't even a yellow cat.

[@tirsden]

You changed it to Korn, naturally! Err I mean, yeah. Pets learn a new name easily enough, and if they've *just* been renamed at a shelter anyways, it's even more irrelevant.

[@issecret1]

Corn is an awesome pet name

[@SCSilk]

I got a shelter cat. She was already named Binks. She responded to her name, so I saw no need to change it.

[@lisamelroy2855]

I got both of my cats from the same shelter. They name them at this place, instead of just giving them id numbers, which I thought was sweet, but I changed both of my cats' names. Sydney became Winnie (she's my orange tigress), and Karl became Jack (my black leopard). They both know their names but, since they're cats, they still reserve the right to ignore me when I call them, on occasion.

[@alicesierra8805]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love Jessica. "Yeah your right, this diet is over!"

[@ΝικολέταΕλισάβετΑρταβάνη]

This speech was so emotional. It touched my heart and soul. 🐈 Mew...

[@DryBarComedy]

Thank you for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!

[@isabellagalvan7056]

THIS DUDE UNDERSTANDS ME SO MUCH , WE SEE THE SAME DOG ENERGY AND THINK THE SAME ABOUT IT AND ALSO ABOUT THE CAT ENERGY LIKE YES,!

[@gurll8784]

Cats are quirky and that's why i love them

[@simosc2]

ty youtube, for recommending Zoltan...I like this guy

[@user-gr8em4jl9h]

Love this video. I just got done dog sitting for my parents while they were out of town. They're sweet and I love them but after a few minutes, I was thinking "go away." Loved getting home to my 3 cats that just come up to me, give me the side-eye, rub on me, then go about their own business.

[@marshwetland3808]

They = your parents? Well, I laughed.

[@melliegilmore13]

I have 2 cats and a dog. Never again will I have a dog. I prefer cats,they pee and poop in a box and give me affection when they want it. The dog drives bonkers all day long

[@kinndah2519]

Even though I agree with you, I hope you give the dog lots of love. My sister got the family a dog, I love him to absolute death and will do what it takes to keep him healthy and happy. However, I personally am never getting a dog again. They're way too much work. I feel like a parent who thought they'd enjoy being a parent but they don't. However, they love their kid to death anyway and will do anything for them.

[@quorthon3377]

My cats don't pee and poop in a poop in a box and i know many cats don't do it neither. You need to train cats to crap in the box.

[@quorthon3377]

@Grimm But you need to train them.

[@melliegilmore13]

@@kinndah2519 Don't worry I give the mutt lots of love. especially since I'm the only one training him I just prefer cats. Cats are easier to train to me and I prefer them

[@quorthon3377]

@Grimm I never said cats can't be trained lol.

[@thegrassisbluer09]

"it just means I like other people's dogs" most relatable line ever for me. I'm stoked for my upcoming housesitting gig but I know that by the end of the week I'm gonna be stoked to going back to my neighborhood stray cats

[@ginathecookie]

The only times cats come up to their Owners is for food and pets/cuddles. (And play, depending on the age, breed and personality of the cat.) Other times, they're your beloved roomate.

[@dlbstl]

This was so funny!

[@martinaee]

He's good. And it's a perfect cat vs. dog person explanation: I absolutely love dogs, but I just don't want to take care of one :)

[@mrslovettsmeatpies6873]

This was the best way to start my day. I wish I had more cat people in my life so I had someone to laugh with 😂

[@DryBarComedy]

Glad we could help!

[@jayreegsXO]

This guys the best! Saw his video shared on facebook and absolutely loved his comedy!

[@egyptianminor]

I'm a cat dude too. This guy knows what he is talking about.

[@maxg3231]

The 1st two mins is easily some of the funniest moments in standup comedy in years. IMO. Hilarious! 🤣😂

[@doriekeberends4789]

Loved the video! But I just wanted to put this out there: You can TOTALLY go to the animal shelter and ask for their special needs animals! They'll LOVE you for it! :D They're usually harder to find a home for so the people there will be very happy :) Just make sure you know what you're signing up for, and that you can take on that responsibility. If it's your first pet, maybe go for a healthy but very old pet instead, they're also "special needs" in a way and have a hard time finding a forever home.

[@justjunk9360]

I like this guy! He's funny!

[@DryBarComedy]

We totally agree! Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!

[@AJanae.]

My cats are dogs so I related to both sides of this. One cat wants to be pet all the time and other one is in my face all the time needing to be held

[@carolecook1116]

April Xo~🐱I GET IT!🐕

[@elenadragut9291]

He's great! Everytime I need a good laugh I listen to him, plus his facial expressions make everything perfect

[@saveourplanet9494]

Cats are literally the best. There cute, affectionate,funny, lazy and loving. I hate when people say your can’t have a relationship with them. You can! It just takes time. I mean tbh if you meet this random creature 10 times your size HOW in heck are you going to trust them?? Plus they don’t bark so loudly that your eardrums break! ( I like dogs yes but I’m really just not a dog person lol)

[@bstacey3056]

He is hilarious. Love it! He's got a great future in comedy. I know Oscar's family. He is one spoiled kitty! He's is great hands.

[@shacooked]

Totally relatable husband and I had to deal with 2 cats doing the same thing as what Jessica did in 6 in the morning

[@shaybenge7648]

I agree completely😁 this is why I'm a cat person🐱

[@fantapro23]

So you are a slave😃

[@vinylspell7179]

As a cat person i feel so satisfied watching this :)

[@tinagrey2673]

Talented and funny. He hits it right on the nail about floofies. I love all animals and my cats chose me as their hooman and I'm truly blessed 😘😺💕

[@dorawang5451]

LOL， loving it. I am a cat person too

[@DryBarComedy]

You rock! And so do those felines! Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe and share!

[@thecelticcrone7927]

From a fellow 'cat person'...dude, you are friggin HILARIOUS!!! I've got a Tom who I made a Fake 'Girlfriend' for, and he keeps creeping me out, cuz every time he humps it...he STARES AT ME!! LOL (but an fyi for Y'all, you actually Can request a Special Needs cat at the Shelter. It'd save their Life, like Literally!! Because no one wants them, they're usually put down within a couple of days...so if you were serious about that part, just go and put your name down and when one comes in, they'll call you. I actually have 2 myself...1 is about 16 and is Blind and another is 4 and is Deaf, Jim currently teaching her ASL. They are AMAZING!!!)

[@tarico4436]

I, too, am teaching my wiener ASL, He stands up proud and strong when he wants something, then goes limp when he sees a fat chick. No, JK. I don't have a wiener dog. Look at my icon. Notice the calico.

[@lesliesauceman8093]

Omg!!! Love this guy! And Jessica!

[@DryBarComedy]

I love Jessica too! Zoltan isn't half bad as well! Thanks for watching!

[@dannysimion]

Hahah I dig Zoltan and his humor and the way he talks!! Haha. Pretty chilled with a little zinger!

[@shizukagozen777]

His freaking hair though ! I can't stop staring, I'm so jealous !!! 😬💁❤