Worst Bar EVER!! | Zoltan Kaszas | Stand Up Comedy

[@dreeberg]

You're ability to make new jokes while you travel is amazing. Props Zoltan! Never stop

[@nicholasagnew2792]

He is very good at just making comedy, like a joke factory.

[@Stanley_Streamer]

Life is an abundance of humor flowing(sans the tragedies), Zoltan has the gift 👁️, he has honed into his craft. Much respect for both talent and skill. ❤❤❤

[@patrickminns6009]

I just discovered Zoltan, driving my big rig overnight, I listened to nearly the entire playlist. He had me laughing hysterically! I am buying tickets for his January 30th show in Irvine, my Persian wife will get a real treat for date night!!!

[@nattamused9074]

Thank you for truckin! The world doesn’t run without truckers.

[@kcl060]

Zoltan, thanks for being so generous with the videos! You bring so much joy and laughter! Love your comedy and how you're not afraid to share whatever funny thoughts or mishaps happen along the way. Much success to you!

[@urciell]

Give this kid a damn Netflix special!

[@einahsirro1488]

We'll get to say we knew him back when. LOL!

[@franknikki7688]

soon enough!

[@a7hazen]

They won't do it because he's not a "Green Room" comic. Netflix wants the same 55 minutes of material repeated 130 times before taping. He's flawlessly extemporaneous and his talent is showcased in how raw and fresh each set is, right down to localizing deep bits about a place he's been in for less than 24 hours.

[@Stanley_Streamer]

Netflix is NOT worthy of "the Z man"...fr fr keep him employed, but kinda on the down-low so he's just for us😊🔥🏹

[@sb-b3071]

Dude. How are you this effortlessly funny. So glad I'm a member.

[@jacklasz]

Been watching you since I seen you on Dry Bar and have seen every show you’ve posted since! Just wish I was able to see ya live! You’ve come a long way and I absolutely LOVE your comedy!! Thanks Zoltan! 😂😂😂 Hug’s and Love from Stratford Ontario! ♥️ Anjay

[@OM-sc9qp]

Saw him for the 1st time on the drybar as well. He's good

[@LadyJoolree]

Ditto. Hi from London 🇬🇧 He better not forget us on his first world tour!!

[@jacklasz]

I hope he makes it over to ya! 😄😄😄

[@kamiw5864]

The bar called Jem sounds truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

[@mrmadmaxalot]

I got curious and was reding reviews of it on Google. It sounds......exactly like he described! haha

[@r.katiekane252]

@@mrmadmaxalot - I'm glad I'm not the ONLY one that had to Google that afterward...LMAO!!!

[@nunyabiznes5489]

You made my lil gen x heart giggle😂❤

[@mindseyemelodies]

​@mrmadmaxalot I checked it out on Google maps, yup his description checks out lol, that and it's a hangout for NBA Raptors fans yuck lol

[@sailordaigurren8225]

I understood that reference

[@SarahMaeofMaeGal]

I do not understand why you are not a household name. I don’t generally have “favorites”, but I am confident saying you’re my favorite comedian!! Can’t wait to see you in person.

[@jasonvahl9770]

I'm starting to think Zoltan is taking this comedy stuff seriously!

[@TimJBucci]

Maybe he's taking this serious stuff comedically...

[@luisenriquerealestate]

Haahhaahhaha

[@YouToob-g7h]

No way, that's just him, our little Zoltan is maturing... kinda

[@jasonvahl9770]

@@YouToob-g7h He's definitely learned the value of putting more sets out!

[@sethie_shots]

Finally right?! 😂😂 One of the few guys I watch and actually laugh while watching

[@patriciaseaton1522]

He is so great. I just love him and his comedy. I’ll use an overused term - relatable.

[@Robin-x1c]

Zoltan, I really like how you’re putting out new stuff often. I can see how you’ve grown and gotten more comfortable over the last few years. I don’t know if you still have Jessica the cat, but I’d love to hear more 🥰

[@catlifechannel3886]

Jessica stayed with his ex wife. He and Emma have two cats now.

[@DougWolfe]

This is so cool to watch. I was there the night he taped this. It was rainy outside and blistering cold inside the room. But the man was just simply hilarious. Brought his “A” game.

[@3p1cand3rs0n]

but what everyone really wants to know is: did you go to Jem? 😂

[@DougWolfe]

@@3p1cand3rs0n No, I'm not that brave. LOL

[@karennick6636]

Catching Zoltan tonight at THE Mall!!

[@LKaempen]

"Sick Kids" .... delivery was on point! Hoping my meeting tomorrow is as short

[@jennifermaddock4382]

We were at that show live. My family and I loved it. 😂

[@FelomGardener]

Watching this from Nairobi Kenya and I am loving it ❤😂

[@franknikki7688]

You have a very distinct voice, cadence, tone, and delivery. Guarantee we are all going to see you on your own Netflix specials in the near future. Great jokes as always man.

[@chakobsa1]

I have a Persian GF and this was so on point!! When I first tried the salt milk her friends all laughed at my reaction. Then I said: "It tastes like licking a 9 volt battery" and had them dying laughing. 😁😁

[@massdebated]

I live in Germany and the family above me are too. The kids 2 boys and 1 girl (Now adults) used to come down all the time because they just for some reason liked hanging out. They always drank this so I purchased it so when they were here they had what they liked. I had never tried it and really do not like milk. The little girl said here try it. I mean she is 6 or 7 at that time and did not want to say no. So i took a drink thinking it was like goats milk or buttermilk (yuck), but once that taste and the smell and salt or whatever it was... I just was like how does that taste good to them? It is odd how every cultures ideas of what something good tastes like. They did drink this soda that was really good though and I drink it all the time called uludağ. Its three flavors but it really is a great drink.

[@itsmarieg5816]

😂😂😂 thanks for the laughs and for keeping it clean

[@nattamused9074]

The opening joke about Jem, reminds me of a place I drive by now and then, that just says “RESTAURANT” in very large red neon. It’s in the middle of a strip mall, surrounded by things like nail salons, and yoga studios. Just “RESTAURANT”. I guess if I were a comedian I’d have to go there and order “FOOD”.

[@stayinalive9434]

Very funny!!!

[@Fayidar]

I feel your pain! I have a script in my head and if (when) it goes sideways, my brain panics.

[@markfoster1520]

It's called..........London Fog.

[@vlong7112]

It's so fun listening to the podcast and hearing the conversations and then seeing how it fleshes out on stage!

[@4uhDamagecase]

the zoltan theme song is a 10/10 banger

[@odetteuys1111]

Brilliant comedian who can create new material on the fly! And it's not riddled with cheap dirty nasty stuff!

[@James-ni8tl]

He needs his own sitcom

[@ke9082]

I so love watching your glow up/ road to fame. Don’t get too famous and become evil. I enjoy these videos so much. You’re genuinely funny. Not a lot of that around these days.

[@DaBoiKaleeb]

Not only bro funny but he’s one of the most consistent when it comes to his KZbin fanbase🫡💯

[@patriciafortune8200]

😂my favorite comedian 😂 I listen to his podcast all the time. Hilarious guy!

[@nadifouldi3131]

You are so right about, the Sick Kids, very creative name!

[@purelife9000]

That's what I love about your stuff; you can convey humor in everyday situations and do it without profanity. Thank you for that!

[@coffeecupman]

Your Sick Kids jokes blew me away. I've been out of Canada for years but I ADORED this take.

[@805Coastal]

I love these clips of your shows!! Thank you for posting them. =}. Also, I got my Safe Journal and I LOVE it!!! ❤ Your note was the cherry on top! =}. Thank you Zoltan. 😀

[@choppatool]

if you don't have Anxiety I don't think you get how accurate the anxiety joke is 😂😂😂 it's literally always uncomfortable in my mind

[@Flippokid]

Do you meditate?

[@justmenb3379]

I have been to the Jem . Quite the place but a very friendly group. We had a great time.

[@nimadabirian3581]

This was extra fun for an Iranian. Jigareto bokhoram (I love you in Farsi) Zoltan xD

[@MrNH718]

More of these please

[@harmony331000]

Love your comedy, been watching you a long time, you’ve come so incredibly far! (That’s what she said) 😂😅✌️

[@evanlowry605]

Love your stuff, Zoltan! Please keep up the good work

[@leward7788]

when he was talking about "old movies" I'm thinking about the B&W ones of my childhood and then he dates one at 1983! the definition of an old movie has changed

[@jenfreudenberg6062]

1st: Love Zoltan - he is hilarious!!! We saw him in Hollywood and laughed til our sides hurt! 2nd: To whoever compiles these videos- It’s better to avoid having the same jokes repeated in one episode. (The “poison of a snake” and “I’ll eat your liver” were fine the first time, but not so great the 2nd time…)

[@ABearThatSaysRawr]

Related to the anxiety at a coffee shop bit a little too hard😅

[@kamiw5864]

lol, I just watched the podcast episode about his in-laws finding his underwear. What im trying to say is that I already know how this bar bit ends. 😂

[@justjoken]

they were like characters from a bukowski poem haha

[@mikeflagg6326]

Awesome. Now, if I am ever dining at an Iranian restaurant and they ask me what I want to order, I can say "I love you!"

[@EmmaGmusic]

As a New Zealander American with Persian family: I laughed WAY too hard at this. In my family, instead of saying "I love you", we say "I would die for you" 😂😂😂 It's intense.

[@allantrotman7001]

Excited to see you'll be in Minnesota this weekend!! Hilarious stuff.

[@YvonneRyan]

Omg , where? Would love to be see him live. So flipin funny😂

[@sheherazahde5611]

Love seeing new stuff!!!

[@julianneedsblood7091]

Im afraid to ask for a straw!!!! I am just starting and I am loving all Zoltans jokes like I always do!!!!!

[@JCSAXON]

Shout out “POISON of the SNAKE!” at JEM for another guaranteed story. You’re on a roll ⚡️

[@jbartmontage6737]

Thank you for the laugh! ☀

[@ElysianFields108]

Zoltan keeps getting funnier! I hope he gets offered his own Netflix show soon.

[@DanielleTunstall]

Thank you Zoltan much needed lol x ❤😊

[@BulletEponge]

I really need to pay more attention to your schedule. Had I known you were coming to Toronto I would have come to the show.

[@micheleromola7266]

I can relate to you with being with people. Although I am the youngest of three, my older sisters were out by the time I was in grade school. I’m always uncomfortable when there’s more than three people in a room with me. I feel like I have to entertain them. So exhausting! Love your comedy!

[@massdebated]

00:18:06 Zoltan's the Jordan sneaker of comedy.timing. pivots... fades the defender and back to the 3 point line sinks it... what? AND ONE!!!!

[@kimcumella9535]

Thanks!

[@tnnh123]

Zoltan is my favorite!!!! LOLLL

[@KismetKat11]

Ordering at Starbucks is the worst! I know there is a way you’re supposed to do it in order (size, hot / cold, milk type, etc) but I can’t do it. Its like speaking a foreign language where you’re suppose to know the verb a,ways comes at the end of the sentence or something. Mobile ordering has been a game changer for me 😂 Love the comedy Zoltan! Looking forward to seeing you in Dallas (or Fort Worth).

[@katecole6237]

I watched this week in Zoltan earlier today and you are not lying - you were on fire in Toronto. Really great sets!

[@The9thDaisy]

Go Zoltan!!! Most awesomest of awesomesauces. As relatable as water. God bless you and your silly stories.

[@rikkiechambers4959]

Great new set Zoltan !it’s fun to see different crowds react to your material thank you so much for sharing 😂

[@jonathanvanlubeck7978]

I love your uploads i feel like you and fahime anwar always have new stuff.

[@nancyr3810]

Amazing hilarious new material and your daily improve that connects to people differently in every city 💜with a good kind heart young man and darling Emma … fun to see how you work on your material … hugs to you both ps I love shady places still at 65.. 😊 Toronto is now on my bucket list !

[@fellzer]

You may feel comfortable in your marriage but Zoltan could absolutely steal your girl without even trying.

[@Teresa-ke3bx]

We love you Zoltan!!

[@rebeccas8431]

this dude is so freaking funny!!

[@donnamarsh3474]

Leaving the country to do comedy! You go Zoltan!❤❤ I love their belly laughter!

[@scarlethuffman6382]

You are amazing! I been following you and I love your sense of humor. I’m disappointed I couldn’t get tickets for Sunday in Madison, but glad you are coming back to Milwaukee! Hope to see you in person soon for sure!

[@StephenBrown-nx2gd]

Dude is gold!

[@janetttyminski7295]

❤Zoltan’s view of life. Why does he say this might be his last year of touring?

[@catlifechannel3886]

Unsure, but perhaps they’re planning on having kids?

[@vlong7112]

He has tour dates for 2025 also. It's a joke about the state of the world ☺️

[@emmaluewho9119]

35 likes in 10 minutes! Yay 🎉 congratulations for growing and being and gem 💎

[@bella072902]

I love his story telling! ❤ Love the Jem (😂😂😂Or was is it Jam?)bar story! lol 😂

[@mindymmk]

Great as always!!!

[@korodyj]

Today i learned that Zoltan really is still the cat comedian.. because my cat has been staring at the screen the entire time this has been playing 😂 Even the cats approve of him. He has made it.

[@grbiker8278]

We stumbled across a 5 pin bowling alley in a small town community center in Ontario. They were closed, but the nice lady turned them on and we enjoyed playing for a couple of hours.

[@s0d4c4n]

I need to make a pilgrimage to this bar

[@SuzyQ-r4q]

Loved it! "I'll eat your liver" lol

[@HamIsDelicious]

New ZOLTAN Woooooots!

[@stacybrown3429]

Love it 😂

[@anyasviews8415]

I can’t believe you didn’t advertise your Kamloops bowling alley gig! You’ll never be closer than that to my town and I missed it. Your material is so fresh and daily there’s no fear of someone ruining your sets by posting them. You do that yourself so regularly it’s wonderful!! Thank you for being my go to happy day maker 😅

[@Rejuvism]

Hitting KZbin hard lately I love it

[@leynamott3078]

nice opening, I like!

[@borlanderobertson5666]

Vlog or record constantly $, have a whole ass podcast set up $$. Doing one outro a year.....…... Priceless 😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@thepeaceseekers_abcdefg]

You're so honest and genuinely funny, I feel like you're my friend, and then I go, no I'm just a fan....Zoltan doesn't know who I am lol...thanks for making me feel less alone in this crazy world and keeping it real! Ps love the intro!

[@madmanmunro]

Son of a bitch. I been watching this guy for years and I just noticed he was in my city of Edmonton 2 days ago LOL

[@unclerawn4017]

Damn! you were in Toronto?!?! I would've love to be there and see the show! ...dammit!

[@travismcminimy8187]

And yet despite the incredibly slow and leisurely openings to old movies, most of them were much shorter and more concise than movies today Great shows! Wish I could have made it out to one

[@hanacats]

Already starting out strong as always lol

[@7hurtz89]

That intro tune is slappin

[@dilyaraorazali]

Always London Fog)) thank you very much, laughed through all video))😂😂😂🙏🙏

[@domn8dontw8]

I'll eat your liver my dude! You are funnier than the power of the sun!

[@carlsonloggie]

The Persian, Urdu, and Hindi languages (جگر or जिगर or jigar) refer to the liver in figurative speech to indicate courage and strong feelings, or "their best".

[@riralord3003]

As a Persian, I really enjoyed this one so much that I could eat your liver. With doogh 😂

[@RareIPAYouveNeverHeardOf]

Zoltan "Poison of the Snake" Kaszas would be an awesome ring name

[@bethbethanny6425]

Please come to orange county 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[@zoltancomedy]

Jan 30 | Irvine, CA: www.ticketweb.com/event/zoltan-kaszas-irvine-improv-tickets/13834983?pl=irvineimprov

[@massdebated]

That intro was great...

[@maryellenputnam-reinhardt3305]

❤ him!

[@julianneedsblood7091]

I hope Zoltan never "Poison's of a snake!"

[@stephen-ng]

When I see the Z, I click, view, and like.

[@flaval24]

I grew up in the same kind of house (alone) & know exactly what he means. Having my own family was a bit different but now I'm on my own again & I LOVE it! Only one I have to talk to is my dog.