zombie apocalypse: zodiac signs that'll survive & ones that won't

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@cherylmills973
@cherylmills973 6 ай бұрын
Woo hoo! Aries Moon and Virgo Sun here. This was fun.
@kandyk7511
@kandyk7511 14 күн бұрын
That was hysterical!
@Dandelion_881
@Dandelion_881 6 ай бұрын
Hahaha sooo true about ♒️ No wonder im obsessed what it would be like when it’s zombie apocalypse. Also ♈️ moon
@oriolef7952
@oriolef7952 6 ай бұрын
♒️ your correct on Aquarius ♒️ That has been going on in thinking outside the box.
@jwolfling
@jwolfling 2 ай бұрын
I loved your dating a libra women vid, many many points resonated strongly with me. I dont want to admit it but i gotta agree that the libra sign would dwindle fast in such a scenario. However I gotta say though that the whole ugliness side of a zombie apocalypse is not what would kill me personally.... I don't mind all of that, put myself through enough dark and disgusting situations up until now, having finally started to challenge deeply ingrained thoughts of unworthyness. What would kill me ain't the zombies, but other people. Trusting too quickly, or trying to save everybody. I'd struggle making choices like save the infant or the old doctor lady. Most likely I'd die by self sacrifice so both can live. Wooo :D
@PurpleGold.
@PurpleGold. 4 ай бұрын
This is funny but let’s face it, Scorpio is born for an apocalypse. I’m still waiting…
@lucyloulou629
@lucyloulou629 2 ай бұрын
That was hilarious! Scorpio sun Aries moon sag rising
@axisdriftguitarworks1384
@axisdriftguitarworks1384 5 ай бұрын
That was hilarious!
@taurus5658
@taurus5658 6 ай бұрын
lol too funny . Love it😂😂
@scooterwoodley195
@scooterwoodley195 7 күн бұрын
Cancer will be the ultimate survivor because once they find a safe space, they’ll be staying there forever.
@scooterwoodley195
@scooterwoodley195 7 күн бұрын
Aries will get fragged by the other survivors in the pod for being too bossy and obnoxious
@avalonmist254
@avalonmist254 6 ай бұрын
That was So Funny 🤣🤣🤣
@jayjaygothic
@jayjaygothic 6 ай бұрын
Scorpio, Gemini, Aquarius... I have NOT watched the video. Phoenix/Adaptable/Godhead ... that's my reasoning as the top 3 survivors.
@CelesteJem
@CelesteJem 6 ай бұрын
Well, you were correct on 2/3!
@jayjaygothic
@jayjaygothic 6 ай бұрын
@@CelesteJem That's true! Cheers
@Ifasiah
@Ifasiah 5 ай бұрын
THE LOGICAL SIGNS WILL SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. ARIES, SAGITTARIUS, LEO, AQUARIUS, GEMINI ETC. ALL THE MASCULINE ZODIAC SIGNS. HE DOSENT REALLY KNOW WHAT HES REALLY TALKING ABOUT. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jayjaygothic
@jayjaygothic 6 ай бұрын
I've seen the video... interesting... 🧟‍♂🧟
@theastrologybro
@theastrologybro 6 ай бұрын
If I did a serious version, I think your take would be a good one. My mobile version videos are mostly for fun 🤷‍♂️
@jayjaygothic
@jayjaygothic 6 ай бұрын
@@theastrologybro This was good!, I enjoyed. I have my own not-so-serious version typed up, maybe if I am brave one day... I will share. I used to be more brave years ago, I had my comedy "acting" on here. I got positive "likes" on it, and an "LMAO!!!" comment but, sooo embarrassing !!! and It was removed for a copyright strike, and I lost that account.
@ThanieKautz
@ThanieKautz 6 ай бұрын
Gemini is NOT going to walk away after an argument. Are you kidding??? 😂😂😂😂 We ain't Cancers... BABY THIS IS WHERE WE GOING TO SHINEEEEEE!!! Especially if we don't know you or even like you like that. Your opinion on our meal is irrelevant and you can starve for all we care. But we will say our piece one way or another. Gemini will 100% see that argument through with a heavy does of a verbal smack down that will outwit and confuse you. We will come with receipts on why your opinion is dumb and unnecessary as we'll probably recall a moment back then when you probably contradicted yourself. Exhaustion from hearing us spit facts 100 mph will have you begging us to just shut up and eventually giving in. No physical violent or cursing necessary! To be honest, we ALL will likely die because Gemini will have this argument out loud and will attract zombies and Gemini is okay with that because we'll at least have the last say proving our point. ( or Gemini will probably get bit and die because we get bored from waiting around hiding and having to BE QUIET that we'll probably keep a pet zombie just to talk to. I definitely see us Gems getting bit and die from sheer boredom! 🙌💯♊)
@thevintagehuntress
@thevintagehuntress 6 ай бұрын
lmao
@jayjaygothic
@jayjaygothic 6 ай бұрын
she's back ! 🛵💨
@thevintagehuntress
@thevintagehuntress 6 ай бұрын
@@jayjaygothic lol 💯
@jayjaygothic
@jayjaygothic 6 ай бұрын
@@thevintagehuntress Yes! 100% heheh and Libra was first on the Zombies list. Bro and I were worried ! but you made it back to safety on your Moped! 🛵
@thevintagehuntress
@thevintagehuntress 6 ай бұрын
@@jayjaygothic no clue
@jayjaygothic
@jayjaygothic 6 ай бұрын
@@thevintagehuntress good to see ya
@ginaNC
@ginaNC 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😅😂
@ILoveMaths07
@ILoveMaths07 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Cheyenne-og8db
@Cheyenne-og8db 5 ай бұрын
My Guess won't make it: Cotton Candy LIBRA🙄 DEF won't make it, Cap, Taurus, Cancer, My Guess who will make it: All fire sings, Scorp, Virgo
@CW-rx2js
@CW-rx2js Ай бұрын
You clearly know nothing 😂
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