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[@videosyoutubedeleted7766]

Epic

[@MohnJayerOfficial]

*sees Michael Reeves title* DROP FUCKING EVERYTHING

[@LordsiVR]

Anything4views great stuff man keep up the good work!! Also get the colossal episode out m8

[@adenbenson5307]

You look like the cheddar goblin

[@lelouchlamperouge4273]

This was actually the best episode of ColdOne's so far Chad,Very Epic!

[@freshpov4316]

people that need to be on 'Cold Ones' - Penguinz0 - Zuckles - Idubbbz - Jschlatt - Twomad - Gus Johnson - v-sauce - and last but *CERTAINLY* not least: ReviewBrah

[@LLuann]

10,000 self worth with 0 effort challenge. T Yes

[@Somewhereslump]

I only agree because tou didnt list joji. So sick of that repetitive shit

[@Laggiest_]

I think they filmed the Gus Johnson video already, he talked about it on the gus and eddy podcast

[@ericgallagher5450]

The only justification I can think of on why George or Ian haven't been on is because they just dont want to and thats depressing.

[@claptrap6359]

What’s poppin?

[@kentonng8800]

This video is basically chad getting bullied, max trying to get Micheal to build bruh robots and Micheal Low key trying to commit murder

[@Darker.Outlook]

lmao yup! And we are OK with that, tbh. I wish it were longer! "Just Me and the boys" -A Boy

[@juliawho3896]

Wel that's just great content

[@capntizzy9029]

But can you really blame Michael?

[@nicolaingham12]

Yup

[@justindacosta3d]

specifically murder by drones on children

[@Quad_Plex]

Michael Reeves might be the only inventor inventing things in order to move humanity backwards

[@314rappin]

The way it should be

[@grzexd]

Anprim gang unite

[@jae_lee-]

and that's exactly what we needs

[@ej-1030]

He will return us to monke

[@gentlesandladymen]

Believe me I’m trying 😂 for one of my engineering projects I built a trebuchet that throws Beanbags at people (technically it’s heat sensitive but it still works)

[@nitroadshadow4667]

"What is a Bruh moment?" ~ Socrates

[@jonathanmomentbruh3307]

Yeah

[@ChewTheWires]

"behold, a bruh moment " ~ Diogenes

[@scottlonsdale4543]

90% of the podcast is just max going "hey can you make a robot that says bruh" 10/10

[@golden-sun]

bruh

[@cultist_npc]

@AccidentalGenius 7 OwO?

[@GrowingDownUnder]

still waiting for the prices on sex robots to go down and still waiting for the robot to go down on me can't figure out how to program the last one I bought but it seems the toasted sandwich setting is broken. Any experts?

[@Spaceman404.]

Real bruh moment

[@vagary762]

Bruh

[@fat69]

"Hey can you build a robot that makes Max upload on the main channel?"

[@fred-is-eternal5185]

Max's channel got demonized

[@doorhandle3424]

@@fred-is-eternal5185 ah yes, demonized

[@Hannah-mq4ev]

He forgot the password to it

[@freebooterluckless]

Rackaracka: ooooooo

[@sweetdave540]

Fat

[@monkeydoesnotpaytaxes]

Bruh Moment Identification: - Joke about someone's death - Joke about a tragedy - Someone gets flamed hard - Racial swearing - Something minorly inconveniences someone - World War 2 - The recent death of a celebrity - Maxmoefoe's upload schedule

[@destinyzane8409]

I love how despite all of that shit, it's still monetized.

[@dylanator800]

Bruh

[@imbread3280]

ww2? bruh

[@yolandaastivia3871]

Longest build-up ive seen for that one single joke

[@MandenTV]

- 6 million of them perished in those gated communities Bruh

[@jacobcantrell6244]

micheal gets better at explaining robots drunk, max gets better at interviewing drunk, chad gets better at drinking drunk.

[@harry4743]

Two undercover Australian spies interrogate young drunk robotics genius to extract information about A.I.

[@fgvm3855]

Leaked Rick and Morty season 4 script sounds amazing.

[@yungjefferyLIVE]

It’s actually the plot of bushworld adventures 2

[@Boa796]

1999 Colourised

[@kazekami5513]

and they ended up getting drunk with him

[@sheddingmyvelvet]

r/badlyexplainedmovieplots

[@mike2106]

Michael: "I don't really collab with any robot or technology youtubers." Will Osman: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@newportconsumer]

that's a bruh moment get the fucking robot out

[@bananaboy4183]

Will's an engineer

[@andrewcox8807]

Bigfoot I was bout to say.

[@mil3sperhour]

funny

[@knightedpanda7166]

33:07

[@ayeproldan5630]

2 Australian men getting harrassed by a 15 year old

[@plp313]

Correction a 12 year old

[@Aryrel]

God I love how Michael turns into a little gremlin when his cup comes out.

[@extremeisolation]

34:02 for those looking for a time stamp

[@NinAlexGPFilms]

*Michael does litterally anything* Max: Can you make a robot that-

[@storm1995]

- Says bruh

[@strwberryjim6403]

"Keeps chad off of you?" *_That's a glock_*

[@supercalifragilastic_expai9101]

I dont think thats a robot​@@strwberryjim6403

[@zacredington4776]

During a conversation, any silence of more than 2 seconds triggers a bruh

[@tommybool1000]

😂

[@darrencealexander7707]

Bruh

[@emilianoflores4270]

Bruh

[@Andrew.K.W]

5:04 "don't make a robot that rides around slitting people's necks" Michal Reeves earlier today: I made a surgery robot (that was later used to stab a foam head and a pineapple)

[@kalebfisher6676]

Max trying to pour a drink with the lid on at 20:20 just killed me, I couldn’t stop laughing

[@kujawa564]

Max every few minutes: " Can you build a robot that ___________?"

[@todorkerev1707]

BRUHH Robot is a million dollar idea. Remember the shitty GG buttons back in the day ? BRUHH robot is the future

[@ericgallagher5450]

Yeah came off kinda douchey after the 10th one. The first one was hilarious and then he really killed it.

[@Okartel]

Eric Gallagher Leg

[@ericgallagher5450]

@@Okartel Cool Disney electric swing playlist boot licker

[@acunt]

Chad every few minutes: "BRUH" Michael every few minutes: *maniacal laugh*

[@CybyrToad]

"If I understand 2 words out of the 100 ... I feel like I'm apart of the experiment." -Chad

[@50shekels]

Michael having a maniacal laugh like a 90's cartoon villain is a big mood

[@tylersingleton7992]

Michael Reeves: he killed Nine people? also michael reeves: licks his lips

[@rudlum7250]

He got horny after hearing that

[@aidenbrayshaw770]

Max: "Could you make a robot that eats shrimp?" Michael: "No max, I can't" 1 month later: ABUSIVE ROBOT STEPDAD THAT EATS SHRIMP

[@yolovideos8084]

underrrated comment

[@massivelegend5209]

@@yolovideos8084 underated reply

[@tazminsyeda4337]

Massive Legend Underrated person

[@koda236]

I dont get it

[@plossalypse]

@@koda236 He actually did make an abusive step dad robot that they fed fish. Its funny cus its literally true.

[@brianz7362]

Holy crap Michael made this video like 2 months ago

[@nixietubes]

Yeah lol I was wondering why they were taking so long, michael of all people beat them to making a video. and he only does like 2 videos a year

[@chargerboi4982]

It's because they release the podcasts early on patreon

[@lelouchlamperouge4273]

But, did you buy the Ding-Ding?

[@grantrants3728]

I mean it’s a highly edited hour 15 minute video

[@kansas813]

they had to remove all the times they said the n word.

[@sophiestrano]

I'm a computer science major who's also horrible at math, seeing michael be stupid and chaotic but successful gives me hope lol

[@ape5490]

You can do it bruh

[@95Grumple]

I always thought being good at programming meant you were good at problem solving and logic related problems, which I always associate with maths. I do hear a lot of programmers saying they're shit at maths so I dunno if it's just because you're surrounding by giga brains who do maths at university or something

[@JustAnotherLittleHuman]

I feel you

[@sophiestrano]

@@ape5490 changed my major no I can’t lol

[@sophiestrano]

@@95Grumple I’d argue what you’re describing is a type of math, sounds like what we discussed in discrete mathematics, but the type of math I’m referencing and what I assume they’re referencing is algebra, calculus, and anything that has to do with spatial awareness. Although plenty of them are lying and actually know what they’re doing when it comes to calc, and I would honestly wager Michael is better at math than he lets on given his knowledge of 3D printing and robotics, you kind of have to be better at math and geometry to use some of that design software. I’m still in school and have barely scratched the surface on most of this Shit and the robotics side goes over my head

[@AFXffs772]

Chad: Lawful Good Max: True Neutral Michael: Chaotic Evil

[@bakedmomo5693]

michael chaotic chaotic

[@Stella.22g]

They're all chaotic though

[@mistersamman8899]

Max is Chaotic Neutral for sure

[@englishgoku2553]

Chad is not lawful good

[@CatOfTheYearuWu]

The editing makes me feel like I’m watching an Eric Andre skit

[@BenDover-ht5nv]

Especially the screaming and electrocution also adds to it

[@jouji3608]

@@BenDover-ht5nv + the camera movement

[@atomisedman6235]

@Crude Wildfire That's what he said

[@Sinistralitee]

I still find it funny how terrified Max is of Tasers when he's probably the culprit behind the shock collar challenges they had back in the day.

[@Sinistralitee]

this is probably the funniest episode they made, like the amount of times max kept asking michael for robot ideas, max one liners and chad being stupid, and Michael sounding like the main voice of reason in this clique is the best.

[@lt.spookycarrot1925]

I never thought I see Maxmoefoe say “We live in a society” followed by “gamers rise up” followed by “bruh”

[@thecookieeater]

"Edgy drunk kid meets his heroes"

[@thecookieeater]

I feel like what I wrote was meaner than I intended but I don't take it back.

[@bulkedmurderer]

Legg so hott Hott hott legg Legg so hott could fry an eggg

[@theunforgivenmoon]

mhm yeaaaaaaah

[@hmmmyes6934]

52:48 That will pass electricity through your heart.

[@atropa6894]

You are a saint. Thank you.

[@laserpanda9553]

Micheal says "through your heart" then looks down the camera, like some sort of taser gremlin

[@jeff-qo4ld]

Michael: * breathes* Max: ay michael can you build a robot that breathes

[@An-A-Quay]

Fun fact Cold Ones is secretly an Intervention so Max can finally upload his content that we've been waiting for.

[@onecreepypenguin9138]

Take a shot whenever max say "can you build a robot..."

[@aidenperry7198]

Fucken hell, I’m drunk as fucking shit.🥴🤢

[@tommegg8486]

"Even if I only understand 2 words over hundred of words that's okay because I'm part of the experiment" Chad might be braind dead but he's not stupid

[@viennadel5445]

definitely bring michael back sometime, he’s a fantastic guest and i enjoyed this episode even more than others which is saying something

[@seanmeeker8139]

They have really good chemistry, some podcasts seem awkward but they obviously had a good time together beforehand

[@manaaimjeaiff403]

You speak the facts my man. I genuinely had a mad laugh at this one

[@flamesage0992]

Michael sounds so different when he's being smart

[@novikovPrinciple]

It takes a lot of effort, though, so defaulting to Chaotic Braindead is actually an understandable decision.

[@vapid6311]

A lot of smart people do it, pretending that you know what you're doing is quite boring and pretentious

[@frucksack6983]

"Holy shit, you that guy who vomits in cake"😂😂😂 his clap back was strong

[@xuxlabarks]

This guy was like a mini Filthy Frank. This just made me feel good again for a breef moment. I really miss frank and the years when my life wasnt shit. Thank you guys.

[@The_Ancient_Guardian]

We all miss papa franku

[@MrFunxy]

Michael Reeves is the most hilarious Psychopath I've ever seen, this is gold. Best podcast

[@ezazveelogs2478]

Michael was an amazing guest on the show. He dished more shit back to max and chad than they could to him! Sick podcast guys

[@erickquezada2642]

Here is my like without changing the like count 👍

[@Lyghfe]

this is perfect, chad isnt afraid to hurt himself and michael isnt afraid to hurt others

[@jesterjev]

He doesn't want to drink because he will instantly turn into Rick Sanchez.

[@lolzlimez4224]

20:19 *tries to pour himself a drink with the cap on*

[@franciszek9652]

Bruh

[@shadesinsertlastname1631]

Franciszek lol i was going to say the same thing

[@carrasco9590]

🅱ruh moment

[@beanmachine2773]

Lolzlimez B R U H

[@reservedhogs4735]

Bruh.

[@jtla85]

This is Probably the most I’ve laughed at a cold ones episode

[@chollysa7777]

I agree I laughed, out loud many times.

[@aidenperry7198]

@@chollysa7777 Same

[@aidenperry7198]

Same

[@saprogeist31]

I love how shocked Michael seems to hear that he joked about releasing mustard gas in an orphanage, because he was doing a bit about Logan Paul when he said that. Literally two sentences later, he said, "So after I got demonetized by some dead Japanese guy, I went back to that forest and I kicked his ass!"

[@WilliamAhlert]

honestly so cute seeing him fanboy for max and chad, very wholesome. bru

[@odette-elodiablanc9573]

Max: "Chad probably has a few conditions." Chad: *stares in bruh*

[@ChiefLightning64626]

"Is it too soon? It was yesterday" Lmao bruh

[@charlest.5742]

Australians visit America: "I nearly got robbed twice on the way over here"

[@elliottskl]

Michael's laugh gives me life, its like an evil genius having the best day

[@fatalfall311]

just threw out my gfuel, thanks for saving my legs max

[@bengerrard1316]

Y did u throw it out also LEGG

[@BigSmoke-tf1qd]

They live in la I thought they were in Australia

[@TheGamingAlienTV]

@@BigSmoke-tf1qd They don't live in LA you muppet... They flew over for a few weeks and recorded a bunch of cold ones episodes. This one was recorded over a month ago. They were even talking about travel insurance in the first 15 minutes, try and keep up bud.

[@esaug644]

Been waiting for this to upload since Michael showed that torture device of a cup in his video

[@Petrolhead99999]

gondola

[@jalmar6348]

@@Petrolhead99999 bennis:DDDDDDD?????

[@esaug644]

@@Petrolhead99999 love the art work of them to death :D

[@_.ungus._]

Max: Hey can you make a robot that’s angry as shit Michael: *Robot abusive dad PTSD*

[@jomama527]

Chad: *ranting about how tasers aren’t bad* Also Chad: *taser crackles* “DONT TASER ME BRO”

[@imblayck]

Michael Reeves: your robot ideas suck! Also Michael Reeves: I made a robot the shines a laser in my eye!

[@ogcodvideos6546]

Hell Boy

[@snackdatsmacks7360]

Lil Peep no

[@imblayck]

Lil Peep fuck yeah.

[@imblayck]

technophobian oh wow good point

[@purpleblah2]

Yeah but it’s HIS terrible robot idea, not some dumbass internet commentors’

[@zuko1569]

Taser cup = Mini version of toaster in bathtub

[@cumcrip7582]

But like reversed

[@yeeticuscdxx3568]

The best quote this year “how do you determine a bruh moment”

[@filexkjelburg2007]

“Robot that kills babies” He lit a baby on fire with another baby in his The Boys video

[@dusksatanofinsomnia]

Max, just release those videos. Don't overthink things. You got this. Leg.

[@Catnippy]

nama legg

[@ginguu2490]

Jeff -> Bruh -> Leg?

[@GamingSaurusRexYTube]

KZ O Jeff -> bruh -> leg -> jeff

[@johnmsingh7978]

Bread

[@egziverpendlebury2431]

Egg

[@Doctorfudge62]

I cant believe you gave alcohol to a 14 year old kid

[@disconnected4000]

Maybe it's MAYBELLINE!

[@dasfield6658]

They made that joke already

[@blanketzombie2027]

He's 12

[@sodium2818]

Hes literally a kindergartner

[@watcherofyoutube9678]

I feel like Michael is gonna grow up to be an antagonist in a saw movie.

[@Adam-ju4kq]

i looove how clearly max and michael are big fans of each other the friendship here is awesome

[@batt3ryac1d]

Michael 100% needs to make a robot tattoo gun and use it on Chad. He could tattoo dingding on him.

[@juliawho3896]

Golden comment of the year

[@arat2028]

Yes. Yes indeed. 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

[@middleclassbogan9741]

C'mon mate he'd tat a youtube buddy 😂

[@scottbruckner4653]

He could use the parts from the tomato machine.

[@Wacka]

@@arat2028 I fucking love your name and pfp.

[@gecks3464]

The drunker Michael gets the more you realize his soul is just an unhinged, ancient demon taking the form of an innocent looking munchkin edit: i also live in koreatown

[@Frame_Breakers]

His voice just gets more and more detailed in the dark ideas he unfolds and even his facial expressions make him obvious that hes thinking about something demented

[@Frame_Breakers]

But hes dope

[@bentwalls736]

And that’s why we love him

[@jordandrukqsz4026]

creeng comment

[@gecks3464]

Kristian Steed 😀............

[@Calthecool]

20:20 Max is totally grogged out.

[@MadMod666]

57:17 when did max become a guest on his own podcast XD

[@lelouchlamperouge4273]

*When the guest becomes a co-host*

[@ericgallagher5450]

I liked this kids ability to riff back at them it balanced out the show a lot.

[@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941]

And the cohost becomes the guest, he really interviewed max

[@Hairow]

No one: Max: "Hey can you build a robot that does this"

[@ivanadriazola1991]

The bionic fucking eyes killed me

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

46:32 Max: "Hey Michael, can you build a robot that gets hella angry?" Michael: *makes an abusive robot stepdad*

[@MrEmevas]

Max: is that safe? Chad: .... Everyone: ....... Michael: I think so?

[@M0NTY47]

Man, Michael's laugh reminds me of the way George used to laugh. Great episode btw.

[@whyamidemonetized2247]

Bruh stop making me nostalgic

[@user-qm6lp2vh3k]

I want Micheal to be a co-host. He has great chemistry with Chad and Max

[@antediluvianspy1708]

He actually does haha. He has a great sense of humour. Most people i work with in programming are insufferable.

[@austinduvall2422]

Tristan Ewing they kind of remind you of your family at thanksgiving

[@massivelegend5209]

You gotta get the bois how to basic, Michael Reeves, Max ,Chad, Ian.....this is the squad that could fucking take over youtube

[@robertonome2448]

@@antediluvianspy1708 yeah he surely doesn't looks like someone who spends literal days locked up with his computer doing complicated ass software he's actually kind of a nerd filthy frank

[@user-sw3ro6hh3j]

it'd actually be kind of nice but i doubt micheal would like the drinking part very much. drinking for some is a que to be a bit more unhinged. these two can do it but others might not be able to.

[@galekiwi9580]

Its so cute how much michael looks up to them

[@amyisexisting]

Micheal looks like the type of guy who would create the gravity gun from half-life and then just use it to grab things from high shelves, while also making it so that the tall people can't get the things they need.

[@phabianandersson2977]

EVERY Cold Ones ever: Max and Chad: bruh! Guest: You know I've alwa... Max: So it's like this, the longer I wait the better I have to perform in my new video on maxmoefoe1.

[@nicholascosta7786]

Everyone just wants him back tbh

[@Ben-vr6rv]

Nobody: Micheal: *"Define that"*

[@bigman489]

Ben 10 Murder Michael: DEFINE THAT

[@twizking]

This podcast episode is honestly probably one of my favorite videos on KZbin.

[@borpie]

25:38 Michael laughing because he knows Chad and Max have no idea what he's talking about, they're just staring at him.

[@el.blanco8961]

Michael laughs like a mad scientist FOR REAL 😂🤣😂

[@BenDover-ht5nv]

Aaron Urias because he is one

[@natemajor6560]

"can you make robot that say _beep_?" -maxmoefoe 2019, Cold Ones

[@MyHomeBoyDebra]

Chad just got assaulted at every turn. I hope they're still cool with each other after this.

[@wesselstoof1027]

Micheal: "Yeah about 1 vid a month." Everyone in 2021: *_*

[@mitsuohiruki]

michael is the guy who's gonna make a robot that'll beat the recapcha human verification thing

[@theoblack6810]

Mitsuo Hiruki I have news to report, a robot was recently built that defeated the human verification but it was not Michael

[@JNR22B]

Make the BRUHBOT! #BRUHBOT

[@DemonLordRaiden]

I'd kill to see Michael with Ian and Chad and Max doing the old FilthyFrank/MaxMoeFoe/idubbz style videos. He meshes with these boys so well.

[@somecrazydude2267]

this is my first podcast I ever watch from anyone... this is absolute chaos and I love it

[@SarvyShibau]

The chemistry on this episode was insane. Can't wait for John to fill in for George on Deadly Twister 3

[@Bynxl]

plz make a complimation of everytime max says something stupid and michael tells him to look into the camera and say it again

[@duxcapacitor6791]

Youre watching it right now

[@DancyRULEZ]

I love how Michael calls out Chad for saying ElectroBoom is Indian but then Michael says hes Pakistani and in reality hes Iranian

[@rouge_eclipse]

Coming back to this episode because it was my first I ever watched when it came out and I've stuck around since

[@itsmecrosby4723]

I like how he almost destroys his laptop and he still just doesn't care

[@mcsweats8758]

ya'll need to hire this guy and make him your evil science dude.

[@trashpanda623]

You dont hire Michael, he just does shit if he feels like it.

[@slavicraptor9106]

"Everyones tryna be like tony stark and shit i just wanna be the best jimmy neutron i can f ing be in this life."

[@jurgeniila4598]

Mikel: define dangerous Also mikel: that'll pass electricity through your heart

[@OceanRedux]

This is THE BEST cold ones episode, hands down.

[@welcometothefuneral]

Reverse Stork Drone: It picks up random babies

[@novikovPrinciple]

That's stu--- Hang on, you might be on to something here.

[@duckheadgaming]

This is just Michael meeting his heroes

[@joneg7777]

And eviscerating them, emotionally and mentally

[@aliteralzombievillager8465]

The moment his laptop got wet his mercy evaporated