zy0x clips that are very comedically humorous (feb '24 edition)

[@_lapisdei_]

Music: 1st clip: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIDNfXR3lMmVgZIfeature=shared Clip in golden troupe domain: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5zPXoSPhpdoaLMfeature=shared Random update: I won't be doing "in-depth" timestamping for vods like i used to bc they're time consuming + bc when i comment said timestamps on mr. archiver's channel, i normally get one or more (annoying) replies. I will, ofc, still timestamp daily resin stories + the clips that i use for these compilations. (misc. timestamps in replies below, feel free to ignore)

[@_lapisdei_]

feb 12: 13:40 - that sounds racist 14:40 - what do you want?! 15:00 - i’m not gonna go outside 15:40 - meat 17:00 - stinky 17:20 - ?? 18:30 - it’s just me!! 19:30 - roman empire falling 19:40 - what did you just call me?! 20:40 - no it doesn’t!! 21:20 - i will personally find you and ban you 21:50 - 30 min timeout / you are now in jail 22:10 - the lebron james of genshin 23:20 - stop memeing, zy0x 24:10 - then i will!! 33:00 - budget genji 33:50 - me, personally 33:50 - she’s doing her best 34:30 - “wtf, it’s not you?” 35:00 - i bought it 35:10 - bookmarked 35:30 - behind bars 36:00 - it’s not 20 36:50 - barista 38:00 - inspirational quote 38:40 - Aware 39:30 - reply faster 40:30 - 8 times 41:30 - yah!! 42:20 - not bad!! 42:40 - you are short 42:50 - haha! 43:10 - xianyun does what?? 44:00 - riveting gameplay 44:10 - yeah, i would say so 44:40 - dude!! 46:30 - stop yapping!! 46:50 - lord farquaad 48:50 - i eated it 49:30 - are you an anime character 49:50 - marvelous dawn 50:00 - it says there’s a thing 50:40 - NPCs 52:50 - listen here 53:50 - it’s not that good / floor 13 54:40 - i’ve gotten ?? 56:30 - attack 59:50 - john genshin impact 1:00:10 - minus one house 1:01:30 - and i’ll ?? 1:02:50 - how dare you support the stream 4:09:00 - wahoo 4:09:20 - aboba 4:11:00 - his keqing just died!! 4:11:10 - a god

[@_lapisdei_]

feb 14: 13:50 - i don’t know!!! 14:40 - i already have a date with xiao 15:40 - asking the wrong people 15:50 - eeee 16:30 - hi 17:50 - stuff 18:20 - it’s fine!! 19:20 - woah / ah!! 19:30 - looking / and!! 20:00 - ?? reveal 20:30 - nsfw 21:00 - that’s all that matters 29:10 - not bad 29:40 - the spina di rosula 30:10 - i’m sorry 31:30 - hehe!! 31:30 - sorry i care about my content 33:00 - ok, my bad 3:59:10 - maybe from a fridge 4:00:10 - chode 4:00:30 - humming

[@_lapisdei_]

feb 18: 21:20 - luxury chair 23:20 - i have too many 23:30 - last- 23:40 - true story!! 26:30 - it’s private!! 28:00 - ride my wave until she wuthering 28:50 - yake / hah hah 30:30 - we’re not sponsored!! 32:00 - i can’t even load my twitch page!! 33:50 - aboba 34:40 - nevermind 35:10 - no room left for jesus 38:00 - hi 41:30 - it’s breaking up 42:20 - i’m gonna kiss you 44:20 - don’t ascend (f) 45:10 - nado 45:50 - 2 if no 47:10 - elite class 48:10 - hah / highest quality gameplay 48:30 - ah! 48:50 - ooh!! 49:40 - bacon 49:50 - ooh!! 52:20 - fortnite 55:00 - i’m thirsty 55:10 - i don’t need them!! 55:30 - hah! 56:00 - no!! 57:30 - ah!! 58:40 - i attacked!! 59:30 - with rizz 1:00:10 - wow! 6:09:00 - let’s just say we’re close (daily resin story) 6:38:50 - not sponsored 6:39:40 - ring of elden 6:39:50 - yes 6:41:00 - hehehehe

[@_lapisdei_]

feb 19: 11:00 - i implore of you (??) 11:50 - wawa 12:00 - didn’t see you there 24:30 - theorycrafted 25:30 - benched 26:00 - why are you my remedy 26:30 - that’s not what i’m doing 28:20 - doo doo doo doo 28:50 - i’m a turtle!! 29:00 - stop attacking me!! 29:20 - ok! 30:00 - bum bum bum bum / stop 31:50 - stop!! 32:20 - this isn’t f-king pokemon 32:50 - stupid gazelle 33:00 - bum bum bum bum 33:10 - calm down 33:30 - wow. 35:10 - whatever 35:40 - the golden seal theory 36:00 - ooh! oooh! 36:10 - ad astra abyssoque 36:20 - google, show me this guy’s ?? 39:50 - ice spice 40:10 - deserved 41:50 - that’s canon, by the way 42:20 - haha!! 42:50 - ??? 43:40 - aboba 44:10 - what do you think?! 44:40 - nice ?? 45:40 - ah!! 46:00 - scrajj 46:20 - limit testing 47:10 - eyewitness testimonies 47:50 - don’t cry 48:20 - f-k this cat 48:40 - one piece!! 50:20 - vermillion!! 50:40 - woah! 52:00 - the celestial celestor 52:20 - it would be more relatable 53:00 - tell me why xiangli- 53:10 - ooh! 53:50 - i think you know what time it is 54:50 - wow!! / 3% woo! 55:30 - ?? reveal 56:00 - oh!! 57:10 - who tf is this?! 1:02:50 - i missed!! 3:16:50 - anonymous donation (daily resin story) 6:59:50 - i barely look up in real life 7:00:00 - i just- 7:02:10 - what?! 7:02:20 - 1211161211 7:03:00 - detention 7:03:20 - in the next one

[@canla9210]

Sorry, didn't know it was annoying for u :(

[@Kkuroshiro]

"We ARE the Genshin Impact" 🗣️🗣️

[@astreofrost7357]

Maybe the real duality are the genshin we impacted along the way

[@XibaTen]

​@@astreofrost7357what the frick does that even mean?

[@Bryannt777]

maybe genshin impact is the friends we made along the way

[@86Fallowcp]

Unironically, we are in the canon

[@Califyy]

​@@XibaTen you're not a zyox viewer, good, stay that way.

[@amyeet_]

I can't eat without zyonix clips anymore :(

[@iadoretenmatsukasa]

real😔

[@christinarivas8888]

This is unfortunately real.

[@noidea2474]

I am literally eating

[@sinivera]

Real

[@yuosufsarayjee6365]

I can't study without his clips

[@jaesthminie]

zy0nix's inspirational speech highkey actually makes sense

[@yakshace]

i love ur pfp, elysia supremacy

[@jaesthminie]

@@yakshace so true

[@FichaGris]

When he said "Pick mint" I really felt that one 😂

[@sleepycryptid8275]

FELLOW ELYSIA PFP!!!❤

[@jaesthminie]

@@sleepycryptid8275 LETSGO ELYSIA LOVERS RISE!!

[@FL_2802]

Born to be a streamer,chose to be a lawyer, destined to be a motivational speaker

[@caknores7897]

OKAAAAAY HE'S IN BUSINESS GUYS

[@_lapisdei_]

Businejj

[@r7ne]

@@_lapisdei_okaaaayge business

[@a.v_g]

@@_lapisdei_corpa-ge

[@christinarivas8888]

OH MY GOD IM BLOOMING ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🫃🏻

[@jaesthminie]

im gonna make zy0x soundboards its a NEED

[@_lapisdei_]

Concerned (both from reading this comment and from seeing that you also left two other comments on this vid)

[@jaesthminie]

@@_lapisdei_ i might comment more.... I cant help myself (save me)

[@jaesthminie]

OH MY GOD IM BLOOMING OH MY GOD !!!! ~~~~

[@swaraj5733]

Damn the intro goes hard asf

[@Eflaene]

Just woke up and I wasn't ready for the motivational speech but damn he's speaking

[@anchixsy]

you always upload when i open youtube, truly the zee0x clip channel of all time

[@jayraii]

i think he's having the time of his life

[@yorzh7168]

WE ARE THE GENSHIN IMPACT.

[@megagamingrayquaza7137]

We might play Genshin but we ARE THE IMPACT

[@scotu7075]

For anyone who doesn’t know, this is what endgame genshin looks like: Sitting on your phone watching genshin videos with auto-skip on during a world quest you have no interest in and pressing a button every time a meaningless dialogue option appears

[@mukiwon]

zyox clips extra yapping edition

[@cerpinthemute8774]

Zy0x clips are truly blooming inside us

[@respectwoomenjuice9261]

get this man onto the U.S. congress he would be great at doing filibusters

[@casiopeep]

dude we need to submit that speech to an acting agency immediately

[@maybedifferen]

chat is sometimes funnier than zyox

[@_lapisdei_]

Only when they're not being annoying LMAO

[@thelakes_s]

@@_lapisdei_when they're not saying HUH to literally everything true

[@TravelerSaniar]

The "ono" "Aware" "DUALITY" compilation

[@yukuakikun]

WE ARE THE GENSHIN IMPACT TRUEGE 🔥🔥🔥

[@ba_sic]

Does this guy set up an alarm for his unskippable yapping section every 30 minutes

[@marso5532]

ok so, i wake up at 6am, and i play a zyox clip comp, it plays until i arrive at school. i play his vids when i eat at home or when i do chores, and then i play another clip comp that plays while i sleep. help

[@christianreyes3195]

I can’t wait to go SWIMMING 🗣️ sorry

[@eula_gaming]

Stronge Clap

[@startaru]

HOLY SHIT the first clip had me in an entirely different dimension that was so funny. i will never be able to experience that clip the way i just did again. also TIMESTAMPS FOR THE STREAMS IN THE DESC?!!?!?!?!? no shade but these other zyonix clippers have GOT to step up (( and, i see what you wrote in the pinned comment but this is FAR more than enough. this one clip will give me my life sustenince forever. thank you.

[@_lapisdei_]

This is such a nice comment tysm 😭 i was honestly considering quitting or at least going on hiatus or posting less for multiple reasons. In the back of my head, i just think about how this channel compares to other zy0x clippers (or clippers in general) and i'm kinda a flop lmao

[@KEQINGFAN]

OMGG IM GONNA BLOOM ‼‼‼ NGHHH~~ 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@abraham0607]

Zyox singing dirty dancing is something i never thought of

[@Hitori-0]

the first clip should be a genshin ad

[@cmszd_]

FeelsStrongMan Clap

[@sonnyban-mp4]

Thank you for all the content of Mister Zyonix that you provide, i hope that you get the help that you need soon

[@_lapisdei_]

Thank you for commenting under the content of mister zy0nix that i provide. I hope you get the help that you need soon

[@ichmagbaeume5318]

wait what happened D:

[@_lapisdei_]

@ichmagbaeume5318 if you're asking about the "get help" part, then they're joking about me being an insane/mentally unwell (?) zy0x clipper

[@ichmagbaeume5318]

@@_lapisdei_ oh ok well in that case I hope that you get the help that you need soon

[@hikkiko9050]

I can't abyss without zeeyox clips anymore😞

[@jaesthminie]

its pretty concerning how most of these clips... i know what he's about to say cuz i watch his stream...... always. damn

[@Luneria]

WE ARE THE GENSHIN IMPACT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

[@beatricesaporito3698]

I think i have a crush on mr socks...

[@_lapisdei_]

Get well soon /j

[@Banana.600]

Sorry bud, you're not xiao so it's 0.0000000001 of chances to get accepted by him

[@rurue-hf6nu]

unironically i know there's many of you

[@naru_sharkboi]

Same, but I know it

[@naru_sharkboi]

​@rurue-hf6nu 300k is not that much, doing research that's less than 0,1% of entire population

[@Aether776]

I wonder if zy0x relalizes that the majority of people who plays this game is on mobile

[@TravelerSaniar]

ono

[@iClone101]

14:58 "This is a dangerous time as a Genshin content creator" And just whose fault do you think that is, mister streamer?

[@extremepillows]

Whats the music called? Its so funny but I dont know the music name ;___; (the one that plays when hes yapping while Neuvilette is standing at the GT domain)

[@_lapisdei_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5zPXoSPhpdoaLMfeature=shared (Will update pinned, too!)

[@shinyue4548]

9:03 he doesnt know that daily is bugged for like more than a year and wont give the achievement even if u do everything

[@takashiaoki3111]

wdym? I got both "Love Is All Around" and "Open to Interpretation" about a year ago

[@shinyue4548]

@@takashiaoki3111 maybe you got it before the bug, iirc the bugged one is open to interpretation and a lot of people including me couldnt get it

[@aventurineee]

No but actually hes kinda right- you can make a game but its the people who play it that make it big-

[@persi314]

0:34 insane strimmer

[@sonnet9634]

So, what was the music during the motivational speech of all time?

[@_lapisdei_]

In the first clip: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIDNfXR3lMmVgZIfeature=shared (Will update pinned, too!)

[@sonnet9634]

@@_lapisdei_ ty

[@AsimBhat19]

what is the background music from 4:00

[@_lapisdei_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5zPXoSPhpdoaLMfeature=shared

[@AsimBhat19]

@@_lapisdei_ thankyou pepoflower

[@valhallakombi7239]

People who don't like reading and exploring lore and talk about there being nothing in the game will always be hilarious to me. Zyox point still stands that most lore streamers don't get same views and popularity. But still its hilarious that since he could not care less about reading, the thought of lore being a thing to do doesn't even cross his mind.

[@aresanima9966]

I love this Game )

[@_lapisdei_]

Don't forget to claim your free ayaka at AR 42

[@debora9965]

I think he is my most parasocial relationship so far he is literally my big brother at this point everything he does I do everything he says is my law he is my role model /j /hj

[@debora9965]

I’m only like 3 years younger than him but still he basically raised me /j

[@natphantom3334]

Debora

[@debora9965]

@@natphantom3334 natphantom

[@abdurehmanmalik2980]

7:55 16273

[@HazZzel-]

4:25 weakling try amd match my 33 cd circlet with an hp mainstat

[@Banana.600]

ZyOx TRULY ruined the way I speak, I now speak like him it's not even funny anymore.

[@elizabeth-lmhxmx]

zyonix

[@perfectsekai]

thank you for more zyox clips lapis 🩷🩷🩷

[@_lapisdei_]

owo