Going Private Soon! The Secret To Instagram Success

Jake Paul? Donald Trump?? MICROSOFT PAINT??? Nope, this video is about none of those things. While the rest of the world zigs, I like to zag, and by “zag”, I of course mean that I like to not make videos about relevant situations or high-profile celebrities and instead complain about things that don’t matter nearly as much. Enjoy!
Is your shitty stolen Instagram page not performing as well as you hoped? Then you’ll probably want to watch this video to learn the unconventional secret that will forever change your online fortunes. I guess it's not really a secret though, I mean... I put the answer in the title. I'm now realizing clickbait doesn't work as well if you give away the secret you claim to have before people even watch the video. Shit. I messed this up so bad. But hey, at least I caught my mistake before I finished uploadi- oh fuck I just clicked publish. Welp. Too late now.
Anyway, to sum up the above paragraph, there is literally no reason for you to watch this video. Smash that like button!
Thanks again for all the continued support you guys have given me lately. I am trying my best to upload more frequently but you’ll have to just stay patient with me. My job tends to render me a very busy boy and it is physically impossible to upload more often than I currently am. If I continue to grow the way I have then it is very feasible that in a few months I might be able to do this full-time and post more of my video-documented sharts onto this god-forsaken website. We’ll just have to see.
And never forget, the little stinkers are the strongest force in the universe! Oh GOD DAMMIT. That was supposed to be a surprise at the end of the video. It was the only thing I hadn’t given away already. Fuck. I am so bad at KZbin. Please unsubscribe.
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The only reason I’m continuing the description down here is because I felt that, like this video, the description should be way longer than necessary and keep going long after you thought it was going to be over. You know what they say, “life imitates art”! Only in this case, “life” is a bunch of words I wrote and “art” is a 25-minute video about an app. Okay, the police just came to my door and demanded that I end this description now, for the well-being of myself and everybody reading it. Looks like they’re breaking down the door now, which is weird because the door was already open. Oh great, now they’re handcuffing me. Not cool guys! It is significantly harder to type this with my hands behind my back. I can’t even see the scrne anmore so im’ just guesing what I’m typhng an oh dfioak la;fjsi akiosan fuipajn;w jake paul asiugasflj amacewugs just a joke asdijbasdbes.

[@drewisgooden]

So now I know you can mass accept follow requests if you temporarily go public. This makes sense because these people don't seem smart enough to program bots. Also the guy was probably lying about making 5K in two weeks but still, there is money to be made in stealing content if you're willing to be a piece of shit. EVERYTHING ELSE CHECKS OUT, OKAY. You're bound to get one or two facts wrong in a 25 minute video. Also, sorry about making a 25 minute video.

[@colroxdrinkme3855]

Drew Gooden I love you;)

[@JawzJordan]

Drew Gooden please make them longer

[@cashminnn]

they acctually delete the videos in the shoutouts

[@ProtomonDB]

We are not under the age of 13. We are always as lit as Drew's monitor screen. We are the most powerful force in the universe. We talk shit about shitty people. We love Drew Gooden. We love his videos. We are Little Stinkers.

[@cameronwilson5547]

Drew Gooden Stfu nobody cares leafy clone lel

[@laurynlester7133]

drew progressively getting angrier over a 25 minute period

[@phoenix_flame2561]

I'm here for ot tbh

[@basstrammel1322]

For good reasons!

[@cjsports5462]

It’s justified tho

[@rickster4627]

Lauryn Lester it’s scary but in a delightful way

[@kelinky-sama1603]

"DM for credit" Here's a better idea. How about: "DM the ARTIST for PERMISSION?"

[@lizzydarkrose]

oh no:/ Commedians are artists.

[@ana7icia]

yeah like wtf???? is it that hard to ask to repost?

[@unholyheretik]

oh no:/ Comedy is grouped as a form of entertaining art. Arts got a thousand and one forms dude. I'm not being mean just make sure to google and check things before saying something like it's a fact. It's a debated topic but it's a pretty well agreed fact that it's an art form.

[@krisdoesart9643]

I hate that, "credit goes to respective owners". That's literally like "credit to the artist" *THAT'S NOT FUCKING CREDIT CAUSE I CAN'T GO TO THE ARTIST AND COMMISSION IF I LIKE THEIR ART FROM THAT*

[@unholyheretik]

@@novi4109 Most other artist communities group comedy in there, since it fits under a couple different definitions of art. Also is it weird I've never heard anyone say Track isn't a sport??

[@misseli1]

"Credit goes to the owner" that's like saying "the author of this book wrote this book" without giving the author's name

[@sarahmorris4575]

The amount of people who do this as if it actually means something to me is insane

[@yucky-yucky]

i hate when they say "dm for credit" like if u have credit just put it on the post if u have it, don't make me have to ask for it??

[@aleximarie8958]

Or like the art repost accs will be like credit lemme know if the owner wants me to take it down, like bro you got it from somewhere Or like when the repost from a different platform and so you can't easily support the artist

[@ballsrrrrr]

@@yucky-yucky if they don't know who originally posted it they shouldnt even repost it imo

[@zolengeb.7629]

Ah, the good old days before Drew realized he could just act out skits instead of insanely rambling the concept...

[@florencembah2626]

Yeah, he has really grown a lot in his content.

[@scribblemonster370]

Wait..I don't get it. He's gotten better or worse..?

[@kavitaupadhyay9586]

@@scribblemonster370 better because he has developed a lot of confidence because he doesn't ramble anymore

[@AdviceFromAHipoCrite]

His rambling is adorkable though. Amazing throw back vibes

[@luiza2801]

what is rambling?

[@sambergman4376]

Admit it, you watched this video with your eyes open

[@tengkuadam1399]

Omg so tru

[@weirdo7319]

o m g relatable

[@reinycloud1156]

AYY LMAO RELATABLE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🖕🖕👉👌💦💦💦💦

[@angellee4527]

ME

[@nielsdenbesten1852]

Soooo true!!

[@JasperIhardlyknowher]

*drew gooden losing his mind for 25 minutes*

[@TitanCrusher101]

Maybe his brain is the little stinker...

[@elliot_ps420]

Yeah, for a good reason

[@cromk_514]

And 38 seconds

[@lilybutikofer7051]

Lmao

[@deletedaccount3047]

It’s shitty meme-ception

[@PANDORAZTOYBOKZ]

As a musician "I'm giving you exposure, get over it" is the single phrase someone can say to me that could make me sock them in the face with no warning. People who steal people's ideas and art are the lowest scum on earth. Theft of physical items is usually out of necessity in some sense, but stealing someone's PASSION is just disgusting and unwarranted

[@asei231]

EXACTLY!! like ive stolen from gas stations before because i had no money and was really hungry. but if somebody ever stole my art id be SO fucking pissed. i spent hours on that. fuck you.

[@heckrum]

couldnt say it better myself

[@Corviidei]

@@asei231 at first I thought you meant like, stealing gas out of the machines and I was about to ask how tf you managed that

[@Dweeb_Unit]

@@Corviidei it was stored in the anus. Nature's pocket

[@Demiglitch]

@@Corviidei vore the gas

[@SpadePyro]

The “only accepting x number of people” actually backfired for me because when I was younger and much dumber, I wouldn’t try to follow them thinking they already accepted all the accounts they would

[@LucyDMusic]

SAME!!! I didn't want to be disappointed lol

[@failocquoe70]

I admire both of you. For someone labeled as a smart child I didnt learn how to expect disappointment and protect myself. Instead was taught to accept disappointment and do it again ahah. My life is still wrecked and facing reality and accepting I was being groomed is really hurtful giving me great pain. And with little support and resources to find help and hope its tough? Hard? Im not as sure but I wont lose on this hill else theyll use me for sympathy I cant demean my past self who struggled to create what i am now. While I dont know what will become of me, Ill do my best and live as my choice till my last breath. I just wanna get this out to feel abit better. Haha sorry bout that. Wish you well~

[@damienearl8302]

@@failocquoe70 Damn, man, genuinely not where I expected this to go...this might feel a bit hollow since I'm definitely better with listening than talking, but I wish ya the best!

[@maddieb.4282]

@@failocquoe70hey I think you should get therapy instead of revealing all this personal stuff in a KZbin comment. Oversharing isn’t good for you

[@ChildrenUnder30]

​@@failocquoe70 Don't trauma dump on non-consenting strangers man

[@biscuitgidoni2804]

I like how the dude said *"Hey Drew, check out this page"* *"Why?"* *"nvm"*

[@tomerwin1472]

Biscuit Gidoni I feel like that dude didn’t really grasp the fact that Drew Gooden actually replied

[@oweroll]

Tom Erwin he only just surpassed 5k subs at the time of this vid

[@colemaner3605]

oweroll damn

[@_sam_k_]

What a remarkable attitude :3

[@RaikageKitchen]

Fr tho 😂😂😂

[@ashleighann2502]

I can see Drew in his office with red yarn all over the walls, trying to piece this together.

[@glowinthedarkspider3118]

Person: drew, these arent connected Drew: 'insert meme where theres a bunch of red yarn and photos covering the wall'

[@rowaneditspeppa3361]

I connected them You didn’t connect shit I connected them

[@lvbboi9]

P E P E S I L V A

[@sergiorodriquez6392]

@@glowinthedarkspider3118 p

[@christopherminutolo9384]

@@lvbboi9 CAROL! CAROL!

[@willow0.0]

Drew I like how you say that he was like you didn’t ask me politely, and then you actually felt that you had to ask him politely, that’s like if a stranger walks into your house and you yell at them to leave and then they say “ but you didn’t ask me politely” Who gives a shit if you asked politely that’s your content that he’s stealing, he’s not in the right to make you ask politely, that’s yours!

[@susanthefish8940]

Exactly! I felt so bad because this kind of thing happens to several people and they cannot do much about it. :(

[@soreidelas]

YES. this. if ur using someones content THE LEAST you could do is look up if they mind reposts and if they dont you repost AND credit them. THE LEAST. but apparently no one knows it

[@susanthefish8940]

@James Your mum

[@willow0.0]

@James ?

[@Lucifersfursona]

Not suuuper related but “If a stranger walks into your house and you yell at them to leave, and they respond “well that’s not very polite to yell at me! Who’s really in the wrong now” despite them instigating the situation by doing something deeply intrusive and wrong” is one of the best descriptions of respectability politics I’ve ever heard in my life 😂 “Why are you being RUDE all I did was the weirdest creepiest shit for no good reason” and it’s like B RO

[@Cosmitasiarts]

Honestly you telling that guy off, even if you were "rude" about it, is insanely cathartic because you were totally right and wound up infinitely more successful than him by making your own content

[@randomuser3988]

"You have an ego of someone who actually has talent" -Drew Gooden I will use this quote till the day i die, this is precious

[@omnipotentidiot9797]

it's gold

[@zerofuku4308]

give drew credits for whenever you use that quote

[@20ajl35]

@@zerofuku4308 with the @

[@h3w45]

How's it going?

[@allisonavery7273]

@@h3w45 It’s going pretty all right just playing a stupid game on my phone while watching KZbin videos trying to relax

[@MitchellWiggs]

The best revenge is copyright claiming your stuff when other people post it

[@fightingpuma]

Yeah.

[@biscuitgidoni2804]

Does this work with videos from another platform or only video's from KZbin?

[@FrenkTheJoy]

@Biscuit Gidoni pretty much every website has a way to issue a copyright claim. On a lot of platforms there's a "report post" thing that sometimes has a "I am the owner of this content"-type option, and sometimes you just gotta contact customer service or whatever and be all "Hey I own this video, here's proof, they uploaded it without permission, here's proof, I want it taken down." Whether the other platforms actually DO anything, I can't say. KZbin will just jump the gun and take it down, I don't know about other places.

[@biscuitgidoni2804]

@@FrenkTheJoy ah ok thanks

[@saynotothemeta993]

Booo

[@pumkinpatchwork]

as an artist, I fucking hate social media reposters so I completely agree and emphasize with how fired up you are. the fact that people profit off of blatantly stealing content without ever even giving credit infuriates me so badly. this was a very much needed rant lol, thank you.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

This video is 5 years old and sadly I still see numerous social media pages with their entire "content" made out of freebooted works from other people. When confronted, their response would be typically proudly saying they didn't create and run their pages with the intention of keeping moral standards, all the while profiting from the stolen content. Drew has all the reasonable right to get pissed off in that DM exchange.

[@justhanginoutinthecomments7824]

Drew: literally the most chill monotone voice Drew: I’m so fired up rn

[@sneezu]

i know this is a joke, but could you really not hear how pissed he sounded? lol even his facial expressions were more serious

[@BritneyMorales13]

I can relate, when Im angry I smile more and have the most chill voice lol. People get so confused 🤦‍♀️

[@mariamz4]

Just Hangin Out In the Comment Section my dad gets mad like that, i was terrified during the whole video

[@patiencen1280]

mariam al said lmao

[@lisag8538]

@@sneezuI like the way he got pissed off. He always still sound like a normal person, not like many other youtubers who sound like they are from a bad comedy tv show.

[@izzienaylor]

These accounts infuriate me. I made this dumb tweet about Disneyland getting a Dalmatian attraction and ALL THESE ACCOUNTS TOOK IT and then it got spread around Facebook and people were tagging me like "haha this reminds me of you" like yeah BECAUSE I WROTE IT

[@izzienaylor]

Also I've done covers that have been stolen and used for lyric videos or pitched higher (why?) and they just say "credit to original poster" like um how about you actually credit me with a link pal

[@keepinitmellow2067]

izzienaylor TRIGGERED LOL

[@izzienaylor]

yes, that has happened multiple times.

[@shira4774]

izzienaylor I've actually always wondered where those accounts got content from

[@emmadyer]

pbs.twimg.com/media/CkCTIU8WUAIx8-7.jpg found it lmao

[@Sfoof]

To add on to the Dunkin donuts analogy, imagine after confronting the uniform stealer he brags about how he makes $5,000 a week.

[@coolcatalesha]

I am really glad Drew found success. I cannot imagine the anger I would feel if I was trying to make a career off my comedy and people kept stealing it. I guess it “comes with the territory” but it shouldn’t. I am glad he made a career out of this because he really really REALLY deserved it.

[@dr.alphys]

Preach!

[@sirdurtle9519]

I just watched Drew spiraling into insanity talking about Dunkin’ Donuts

[@Vyansya]

I genuinely misread this as "I just watched Danny spiraling into insanity" lmfao

[@darshananand4480]

Its just like that joker interview scene

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

He gets faster and faster as the story gets more and more hilariously ridiculous. 🤣

[@dilmaster3]

Tsundere Suga I think you might be a little drunken donut

[@CharzBoi]

hearing him say that analogy reminded me of John Mulaney and his form of comedy

[@sharonthornton8803]

This is the most unhinged I’ve ever seen drew. These are the rantings of a man about to commit a murder.

[@iissmart1838]

I can invasion drew with red yarn and connecting picture with red strings like the movies

[@wizardzimbim]

And he got so self conscious at the end it made me so sad 😭 drew ur allowed to rant pls

[@Nat-vh1ov]

I’m sure this video will be referenced in his manifesto

[@esobelisk3110]

well, actually, the definition of “murder” is a wrongful killing. key word there is *wrongful.*

[@seeble8394]

@@iissmart1838 why’d you steal this comment? Lol

[@yorshick4691]

The whole situation is really sad, but you don't be ''sorry'' to share your feelings or care about it. I really appreciate you for sharing something that's going on and affecting a lot of creators, including you. Never supported those types of media and probably won't, again, there's nothing new, nor interesting and especially original, haha. In my native language there is a word ''pustyshka'', which describes something, that is supposed to have a certain value or meaning, but in reality it ends up being an empty ''shell''. I would use this word to describe these kind of accounts.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Good word to have in a language 100/10

[@LetterheadStudios]

This is my favorite version of Drew, honestly. Calling out these dumb money launderers who rip context from people's videos to pass it off as their own.

[@turnerhobbs5503]

i feel like i just started an argument and he tied me up and triple layered duct tape over my mouth and just yelled at me for 25 minutes

[@abhinnahlawat9048]

fucK

[@ky6180]

fUck

[@ef4253]

fuCk

[@ziplocbaggy]

Fuck

[@dinaandcarson155]

fuCk

[@brookem659]

"I have the attention span of a nine year old" "If I'm a little ten year old (which I am)" Drew. Stop lying to your viewers. What's the truth?

[@klepka5400]

Brooke M this took 2 days to record and the 2 day was his birthday

[@lanthan7487]

Brooke M he never said he is 9

[@naomishakespeare2582]

Brooke M he is 10 buts has the attention span of a nine year old he never said he was nine smh

[@dundoesntneedalastname7822]

This nigga prob got short term memory as well lol. Don't blame him if it can't be helped smh

[@batron6030]

You played yourself

[@nekochan3231]

This whole video is PREACH honestly. Idc if it's been 3 years, this is still an ongoing problem that probably won't ever get resolved. Gonna try to share this video around

[@misseli1]

The neopets fanfiction joke at the beginning of the video is actually kind of sweet after learning his wife Amanda loves neopets

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

Why would the “so innocent family” parents not know what sex is? Where did they think those children came from?

[@sqeak6317]

Demon spawn children

[@used2jimnasiumm]

i think about this a lot

[@zombiecharmz]

Adoption

[@a_serhir2350]

They adopted them

[@chaosbeam4654]

Demonic ritual

[@meyadin5844]

i have never seen an angry and serious drew before

[@alphaforce0939]

Meyadin ! It’s kinda hot no homo

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

Watch his bagel video “Are We Really Doing This?” Hers so annoyed that whole video it’s hilarious

[@mynamo12]

Alphaforce09 ☑️ One year late but it’s for sure hot

[@jaylenjohnson131]

My Namo Yes, indeed it is hot.

[@abandonedacc420]

same

[@plantboy19]

i love this video so much because it’s just drew going insane it’s weirdly calming

[@emnersonn]

I know right? There’s just something really relaxing about such an unedited video of him rambling

[@somberpaw]

Drew I love hearing that you were a grip and talking about how difficult and labourous the job is. My dad has been a grip for 20+ years and no one even knows what he does much less understands how difficult his work is and how long and grueling. Sorry, I know that that was just a small bit of your video, but I just was happy to hear somebody, like, talking about the struggles of that specific job and kind of bringing awareness

[@JohnHill]

I was getting so heated for you. You're an entertaining stinker dad.

[@nillen6398]

Hello

[@fad.mugger]

John Hill NO WAY, HOLY SHIT TWO OF MY FAVOURITE KZbinRS

[@IMLiteralInsanity]

John Hill KZbin wants my channel dead

[@zacharycremen7545]

I thought you were Jonah Hill for a second lmao

[@jackantongiovanni8985]

I Didn't expect to see dad here

[@actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644]

i think it’s true that people want to join this “exlclusive club,” but i honestly think it’s more about people just following wanting to see whether the content is interesting and then forgetting they followed the page the next day

[@user-xj4vo8ui5d]

tbh same. i usually unfollow 5 minutes later

[@samaram660]

i follow these accounts because my friend will send a meme and i can't see it and then i forget i followed it

[@bellaisinhere]

Dude for the most part a friend will send me a post for one of these accounts. Only once did I actually request to follow one so I could see, I saw the post they sent me which was actually funny but it was someone else’s work and I looked through the page real quick (which was actually content that they created) and it was terrible so I immediately unfollowed. I hate all the private accounts, I never follow them anymore. I don’t understand how people can be drawn into it. I guess it’s because if they unfollow them then they can’t see the content anymore (just in case they actually post something funny) but, all the content is trash so I don’t get it.

[@JordanWeatherbie]

If it's just a picture, I'll just tell my friend to screenshot it so I dont have to follow them. It's a lot easier

[@victorialam9044]

And that’s exactly what happened to me And when I suddenly remember that I followed an account two days ago I cannot remember the name then I just forget about it

[@saoirserahm8681]

ik this video is 3 years old but how tf does someone justify stealing content by putting "dm or credit" in their bio. most creators never even know that their content is being stolen unless an actually decent human being informs them ab it. that means that they almost never get asked to tag the creator. honestly if they have a private acc with more than 10k followers, chances are they're absolute scumbags.

[@destineydavis8999]

His enragement is the purest form I’ve seen in a while. I’m enraged for him

[@jevilcore]

The lazy “credits go to owners” thing is actually just them saying “oh I don’t own it the person who made it does” without actually crediting them

[@_ikako_]

This painting? Yeah no, I stole it. From who? I dunno. Now buy it from me.

[@elsie8757]

It's like going into a store, grabbing a piece of merchandise, and instead of paying just yelling "MONEY TO THE CASHIER" as you walk out. (And since I don't want to be a hypocrite, you can thank @keycrash on Tumblr for being the one to originally come up with that analogy xP)

[@sheemab3275]

Your comment is at 420 likes

[@acidicali7776]

It’s not even being lazy. They genuinely think they’re above crediting the owners. It’ll literally PAIN them to do it.

[@polipix_]

“Hey, did you rob this house” “Yeah but none of this stuff is mine” “Are you gonna give the stuff back” “Nah but I said they’re not mine, so that means I’m off the hook”

[@alextrande6194]

I feel like I'm watching Drew having a mental breakdown

[@vay5540]

I feel afraid yet thoroughly hyped up

[@blandymcblanderson7745]

You are

[@chaosbeam4654]

He probably is

[@gannonswanston3774]

@@blandymcblanderson7745 lp

[@gannonswanston3774]

@@vay5540 ll lookskll of ppoo op pooo poll lol

[@jennifermckenzie5632]

Been three years and I still want to DM that dude and go off on him.

[@BitterJoyXx]

There's 2 accounts named yodelling bitch and both have lots of comments about this

[@leaffinite3828]

Its ridiculous how much ppl weigh politeness over actually being moral.

[@sambeaman5143]

“funniest posts on instagram” “do u remember kim possible?” *stares at the camera in disbelief*

[@abuffzucchini]

I thought he was gonna force out an aggressive fake laugh lol

[@akairae]

that had me dead 💀💀

[@ara___]

Me: eating mac and cheese and staring DREW

[@florencembah2626]

Lol

[@bludog1043]

Man slowly goes insane while looking at Instagram pages 2019 colorized

[@ninavalentine1300]

bludog 10 hahaha

[@energizerbunnn]

This is from 2017....

[@gurtison6883]

2017*

[@bootyman20]

Lmao im blind

[@seagull6636]

Yes

[@Surfertheman]

Pov: you've been tied down by drew and he rants about instagram

[@coinwater8511]

I should quit my retail job and start my career in the art of copy-paste and screenshots. But alas, having morals will keep holding me back from the riches

[@chelscara]

I feel validated that Drew also goes a lil feral when having to explain basic human decency 😂

[@shravyathakkellapati7276]

Ikr I get annoyed and people act like I AM THE ONE IN THE WRONG for trying to explain BASIC HUMAN DECENCY

[@cosmox1x]

@@shravyathakkellapati7276 Fr- like you get a bit ticked when you have to explain to people that maybe disrespecting everyone else is wrong and everyone is like "toxic" I'm like bro what

[@entitree.]

this! the number of times i've gone off on one at assholes on twitter (usually bigots) and then have to go back 5 minutes later to delete my reply because of how aggressive it made me and i don't want to be a hypocrite. i just wish there was a button i could press to get people to care about how what they say and do affects other people. it gets me so riled up

[@m4rtn1]

@@entitree. "get other people to care about what they do and say affects other people" this quote literally explains 90% of the reason I have raging depression thank you for putting it into words 😭😭

[@nosferattusx2]

Once I tried to argue with my teacher about politics because she kept interrupting class to say her bullshit opinions to children. Of course I got riled up and started crying, and, after a while, swearing, she just said "well if you're swearing you don't have any proof for your opinion" while I was explaining that starting wars is wrong

[@beclosbird8398]

In a different life, Drew Gooden was an investigate journalist, and it shows in this vid. It's great

[@SevenVT12]

I love current drew but I do kinda miss this drew

[@bluz1864]

@@SevenVT12 agreed. I love how smart Drew is and I hope he does more of this again.

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

y'all tripping he never changed at all

[@intensellylit4100]

@@shadybeashooketh1911 yeah he did Even got rid of the monitor joke

[@elizabeth3588]

Intenselly LIt Doesn’t he still do it?

[@luciaskjoedt]

My brother makes a living out of doing this exact thing. He earns so much, and it makes me furious.

[@Nitrolord]

Does he at least know that what he's doing is kinda wrong?

[@annapruitt5546]

How does he make money tho? Drew didn’t explain cuz he doesn’t know how they profit off of it and I’m confused too. Do they get like sponsored or something?

[@Nitrolord]

@@annapruitt5546 Just like KZbin, Instagram monetizes popular creators. The more engagement you get, the more money you make. Also, yeah, they do sponsored posts, and if all these pages are separate people then they probably get paid for every "shout-out" they do.

[@alezanders]

“If I’m a little ten-year-old, which…I am” has some beautiful John Mulaney energy

[@jett3474]

**walks on stage** “The krusty krab pizza episode” **thunderous applause**

[@heathc148]

Lol ur funny

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

*Orchestra plays "Krusty Krab Pizza" Song as the guy walks off the stage*

[@TennessineGD]

underrated edit: it was. i'm glad it got the recognition it deserves

[@CommanderTK9091]

Jett so this is how comedy dies. In thunderous applause.

[@sweetumami1338]

*walks onto stage, pulls out my phone and plays the road work ahead vine on youtube*

[@maabmohamed1107]

this video is the maddest I've ever seen drew, and its weird, cuz it makes him seem more human, but also, a lil scary, like when I see my dad who's always so chill actually get pissed at something.

[@vay5540]

Yeah I almost feel bad for not being as mad as him.

[@ignoremelol2576]

Your dad isn’t screaming 24/7?!? Replace dad with mom and it’s true for me :>

[@delaneymorgan3013]

Drew is dad

[@ephin3242]

Yeah, drew is chill so it’s weird when he gets mad. It’s like when my dad, who is chill, gets mad. Crazy.

[@oncreativemode5486]

"THERE'S CREAM CHEESE IN HER FINGERS"

[@maddie-ob7wb]

the dunkin donuts story was the moment we all realized drew was losing his mind

[@izzie9526]

I can imagine drew laughing to himself while writing the description and i love it

[@Liam_theX]

I call this Dark Drew because he’s a little angrier the vids a little rant-ier and his lights are off making it a little darker.

[@asei231]

also the dark makes me sleepy and so do these dark drew videos :) these are like my comfort videos lol

[@boycrazygirllover]

LOL i call this the apartment era of drew.

[@uhhhmaruh2621]

I feel disrespectful when I zone out and start staring at the hotdog when he is angrily ranting

[@crocodilewithsocks1834]

What?

[@lexi-rb9cs]

art was made to be admired ❤️😍

[@sammy8096]

same

[@tf2nico]

seeing old drew actually get angry and feel emotion feels odd 😭

[@christopherminutolo9384]

Judging by the runtime, he's been holding this in for a WHILE

[@stonerboyjay4701]

Admit it. You cant live without breathing every day of your life

[@theworstname3944]

You can *not* breathe for the rest of your life!

[@chloe2270]

*offended fish noises*

[@teaguejelinek4038]

SO true 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@lun3489]

i think im addicted to it...

[@GaminglsFTW]

Jokes on you, I can hold my breath for the rest of my life

[@RickyGoreMusic]

You forgot about the "tag 3 friends 😂👌"

[@maddiehansen5661]

LeLe Pons!!!

[@Nat-vh1ov]

“I haven’t done a rant in a while…” Please tell me there are more completely unhinged videos I somehow missed It’s so cute and inspiring watching these old videos and seeing Drew before so much happened in his KZbin journey Happy to have been here for some of it 💖

[@KidCat2k]

not to sound creepy or smth but his skin is so clear, like wow

[@MsLolmonster12]

I'm just genuinely concerned with the fact that taking someone else's content isn't considered illegal and, like, intellectual property law infringement. I know on KZbin you can copyright strike someone's stuff if it's stolen, but I guess with instagram and twitter you don't own any of the stuff you put out, so you can't claim it's yours, legally? Super frustrating

[@inpropriapaislee]

jess yes you can, so long as it actually is yours and is actual intellectual property, that doesn’t include selfies or anything like that unless you’re stealing someone’s identity. You always own content you create, the system for reporting infringement and it being handled is the difference here, and a lot less false claims happen on Instagram an Twitter than on KZbin at least partially bc of that.

[@laurene988]

In the EU it is now, thanks to article 13

[@krnzio]

It definitely is copyright infringement. It’s just that claiming it is hard and you need money to spend on a lawyer, because instagram or other sites won’t do shit to help you.

[@jalisaalanaye1662]

It’s not illegal because obviously it’s too hard to catch every single person who steals other people’s content and actually get the persons real name and information to get them a court date to see a judge and actually get sentenced , it would be way too much work.

[@livrowbo5775]

jess on pintrest I got copyrighted for saving a few pins lol. Like if you put something up, expect someone to pin it okay.

[@sydsloan]

Every time I see one of your longer videos, I think to myself that there's no way I'm going to be entertained all the way through or that I'll have to break it up into segments. I mean, this is the equivalent of an episode of TV, but without the benefit of following different plots. But every single time, I not only find that your videos flow, are entertaining all the way through, and don't at all feel like half an hour, but I'm disappointed when they end so soon. You are by far one of the best KZbin channels and I hope your success continues to build!

[@joe-nl9jd]

Sydney agreed I feel like his content flows and feels like everything is in order easy to watch

[@pucegurney5301]

Sydney, couldn't say that any better myself

[@sethtigner]

Sydney bud

[@varshamudaliar7702]

Sydney yeah i literally cannot bring myself to clicking out of this vid it's just such good content. i'm a new subscriber as well

[@zoekelley2239]

i completely agree w this! i’ve only recently started watching his videos and i’m so glad to have discovered them. truly so hilarious and captivating!

[@emnersonn]

I hadn’t seen this until now, but I now know that I could listen to you ramble for hours.

[@ehrmanehrmann7115]

Do people actually side with those that steal content from small independent creators and artists over the artists (that have been robbed!) themselves? This seems insane. It infuriates me greatly.

[@jonto6369]

I thought DREW made youtube. Something fishy is going on here

[@dionandtara]

Jonto no he did make it

[@cooliostarstache5474]

@@dionandtara This is a joke, right? Of course Drew made youtube! Wat are you stupid? smh

[@notellie2635]

Drew is a fish

[@dionandtara]

No Drew is the fish The only fish

[@qtperk]

Dion and Tara Van Leent it’s a pun

[@MillerMooseMan]

Please set up a basic patreon account, or sell a hyped limited run of a poster drawn up in MS Paint. I don't want you to have a normal job anymore. Then again, maybe giving your audience an opportunity to support you would come off as stingy at this point while you're only just establishing the channel, but you seem humble enough to be able to pull it off. Idk. Maybe give it a few months. Also, who am I to say that you shouldn't have a normal job? I'm sorry about that, I've clearly overstepped my mark and I don't know what got into me. Although I stand by my MS Paint poster idea. People would put it on their fridge or something. Their visitors would say "Well hey, that's cool. I didn't know you were a parent. Did your child draw that in MS paint? It looks like it was drawn in paint. I have a keen eye for CAD, and this is clearly modern MS Paint. Did your child just learn how to use a Microsoft? And I see you decided to print it up on some A3-sized photo paper. That is certainly a bold gesture. It takes up most of the fridge space, and I see you needed quite a few fridge magnets to hold it up. I'm proud of your child" and then you'd just have to nod and pretend that you actually had a child because that's the only way to escape such a situation (unless the poster-owner in question had a child. In which case they'd still nod, but they'd be crying while thinking disappointing thoughts about their unartistic offspring.) Whoops it's 4am here. I'm going to bed. Goodnight.

[@alisonfool]

MillerMooseMan this comment is a rollercoaster xD I would buy the poster

[@Tinylinson]

this comment changed me as a person

[@clyde8759]

HOLY SHIT!😂😂😂😂

[@clyde8759]

How do I tag ppl in this,this is fuckin solid gold

[@navonmyhand7999]

That comment was a journey in its own.

[@catszombie]

i actually hate people who dont give credit. I used to be an artist who drew cats who ate fruit and many people stole it on Pinterest and seriously they traced it out terribly. They even put their own watermark on it. Like it doesnt even look that fucking good it just upsets me still cuz i put so much work into those and people jsut dont understand how much i was actuallt proud of my own drawings

[@aqua.dot908]

angry drew is like watching that cool camp counselor thats usually pretty chill get loud and angry it is *s c a r y*

[@max-ed1kk]

40 seconds into the video and there's already been 5 jokes it's like you have a team of writers for this shit

[@goinkosu]

Fortunately, the rest of the video is just his neopets fanfiction.

[@jeden9331]

Tyler Platt neopets are hot af

[@thekawaiicripple]

+Tyler Platt I wish, I'd like your comment but being the mature adult that I am I can't ruin your 69 likes lol

[@Muzart]

The team of writers is just his cat

[@passivegiant2708]

He used to be on vine so he's used to making a joke every 8 seconds

[@andreabarrientes2652]

I followed so many of these meme pages from when I was like 13 and now my Instagram is permanently flooded with cringey posts, when I see them I unfollow them but there’s soooo many. I hate my younger self

[@shazianaeem9906]

Deactivate ur account

[@bread9028]

I deleted my old account and made a new one for the same reason. Why did I ever think it was funny ughhh 😒

[@johannascott1593]

same omg

[@hopelesshopebot8602]

OMFG SAME

[@mrlean5078]

same- i followed like 10-15 of those stupid accounts

[@WhoIsJaiK]

2:23 it’s so weird. I’ve seen this meme for YEARS and I just realized I brought this same onesie for my daughter that’s about to be born in a month😂💕

[@artdeco777]

Congratulations! Hope you’re happy and healthy❤

[@WhoIsJaiK]

@@artdeco777 I just had her 3 days ago😄thanks!;

[@wormfigure]

pages that steal content have only gotten Worse since this video LOL i Barely use insta but on twitter people will just straight up Copy and paste a tweet thats been reposted and reworded hundreds of times and get 200k likes

[@aj4909]

Imagine if drew owned these pages and he’s shouting them out through KZbin Edit: I didn’t even mean to come back to this comment I just came back across it after 9 months

[@sa_supercarz8499]

🙈

[@abbigail4090]

lol

[@hxzard1]

999th

[@red_seamus8119]

I feel like that Dunkin Donuts analogy was actually a situation Drew has been in and he wanted to share it but it sounded stupid so he shoehorned it into a video as an analogy.

[@tapasmirc2842]

yes someone magically exchanged clothes with him without him knowing and stole his earnings

[@nadiamurray8369]

😂

[@Z255]

😂😂😂

[@jwperformancehorse]

Hryb

[@Mousegosqueek]

I know this was posted 5 years ago but, I love analogies too drew!!

[@secretlyfictional6596]

My thoughts exactly

[@DavidNasr]

Admit it... You brush your teeth every morning Admit it... You drank water today Admit it... You shower to stay clean

[@cris-ke1so]

i dont brush my teeth or drink water as often as i should i shower cause it feels nice

[@charlottetheunicorn8218]

i don't brush my teeth in the morning and i don't shower i have baths

[@GeorgiaDuncan99]

ADMIT IT you respire. ADmIT iT your cells TRANSLate

[@tjb0223]

David Nasr Admit it... You’ve breathed before

[@jeffery9543]

jokes on you I've done none of these things for the past week (help)

[@emmetovercarsh7671]

Can we start a petition to ban all these horrible meme stealing pages from Instagram

[@kinggonzalez8336]

Emmet Overcarsh and snapchat

[@jojivlogs_4255]

+Emmet Overcarsh Petitions never do anything ever

[@overeasy_sean251]

Delete Snapchat and instagram. Either that, or they should have a copyright just like in youtube...

[@aestheticvape2173]

Normie memes

[@mr.nicktheboy1030]

cann-it The last thing we need is another platform to be as protected as KZbin.

[@nastassjaminson5040]

drew is my comfort youtuber and i've watched almost all of his videos multiple times. this is the most unhinged he's ever been in a video

[@SaliteAdronian]

I love how refound this video five years later and it still says "going private soon"

[@dylanblackwood9797]

the john mulaney of youtube

[@ikesweitzer9815]

Dylan Blackwood true

[@hellointernet2276]

At 7:47 he actually sounds like john mulaney

[@Tezla16]

I FINALLY FOUND THIS COMMENT! YES!

[@krisdoesart9643]

This video has the same energy as John complaining about his old college asking him for money

[@Juneaprill]

Him and Danny give me major John Mulaney energy haha

[@ImThatRandomGrrrl]

People with these copy and paste meme pages shouldn't legally be able to profit off of the content.

[@404usernotfound_]

Yeah, I have a gay meme page but I would feel like a piece of shit if I made any money off of it. It's no longer just borrowing/sharing if you're profiting

[@kaiyabou]

@@404usernotfound_ same. I repost good memes and give credit when I actually can, but i would never profit off of it. Its morally disgusting.

[@brandaccountname9833]

Well to bad they can, what are you going to do about it?

[@claytonharbaugh308]

They aren’t legally allowed to, they just physically are allowed to.

[@handsomest1]

Miasma YOU A BITCH

[@sensualchocolate4928]

Hey Drew, I'm a lil stinker. I know this is an old video but I just saw it, been following you Danny and Kurtis for a while now and just want to say first, I think you have every right for being upset about people stealing content. Like you said here, you content creators work your asses off coming up with entertainment for us and just like Hollywood expects or any network on tv expects you all deserve credit. I mean hell what is it $150,000 or $250,000 and up to five years in jail if Hollywood catches ya stealing. My point is they take it serious so why can't y'all, y'all literally do exactly what they do, create content for people to enjoy. Thank you and Kurtis and Danny for doing what you do, y'all's videos really are a highlight to my day. I really enjoy y'all and think all three of you guys are extremely talented. If you end up seeing this thanks for reading and blessings upon you and yours and Kurtis and Danny as well. Thank you.

[@loodgack]

I know this is a 6 yrs old video, but how in the living hell would I not be mad at these accounts??? I've been a hard worker in my whole life, an artist, who did 10 other things at once and I'm still not enough and not employed, and then these thieves just make money out of other people's....my art and ideas were stolen straight up and in the end of the day I was the evil one?!??!?!??! tf do these people think about themselves?!??!?! WHERE IS THE KARMA

[@tedsava1800]

Me, watching this 2 years late: oh thank god I found this video today just before it goes private whew

[@andre0stberg800]

💕💓💓💖💘just wanted to give a little of love to random people in these hard times💘💕💘💖 stay positive but be careful💖💘💕

[@eggwaffle8496]

@@andre0stberg800 bro 🥺💞💖💕

[@anyaphull6793]

Andre 0stberg the little stinkers have to stick together🥺🥰

[@gracecupp8740]

Every second Drew gets more and more disconnected from reality

[@mujiescomedy279]

Grace Cupp eh?

[@JennaLeigh]

What?

[@booty_hunter4207]

Huh

[@intensellylit4100]

He's fusing with his other self, Danny Gonzales.

[@dollykumo2959]

I made it 669 and I am proud 😀

[@jackw6285]

12:36-14:20 drew uses an Analogy to describe the flaws of not only meme page stealing but capitalism in itself

[@SunIRIise]

Yeah. See a good product; copy it, Trademark it and then sue the original for breeching said trademark. Ridiculous!

[@HoneyBeeO126]

I’ve watched this video multiple times, and every single time it always seems like he’s yelling at me, rather than the content. It so aggressive, but it’s Drew… so it’s still fantastic

[@italidavid8965]

*who remembers Kim Possible?* * l i t e r a l l y d i e s l a u g h i n g *

[@censch1]

Spicy Icee do you remember kim possible? .... the show..

[@cosmickoias]

I’m gonna need my inhaler for that bit right there

[@raf784]

a h a h a h.... i d o t h a t.....

[@JMiN___]

I’m not kidding after remembering the Krusty Krab Pizza episode I think I’ve ruptured my spleen and kidneys from not being able to stop laughing so hard. This is such a painful death. I don’t want to go out this way..but.. the Krusty Krab Pizza episo- god damnit there goes a lung. Help me

[@ahniandfriends123]

@@JMiN___ you remember that Fairly OddParents episode where everyone dies of laguing gas too? I am laughing myself into an ethereal dimension from remembering that Fairly Oddparents episode where everyone dies of laughing gas.

[@gazza1864]

You're the only good viner turned youtuber

[@seagles9884]

Gazza Cody Ko is pretty good and similar to Drew, if you like Drew's rants, you'll probably like him

[@deanmoriarty6015]

Gazza cody ko and david dobrik are great too

[@joaquincoronel342]

Gazza Cody Ko is hilarious

[@megaGui777]

Gazza jake paul is pretty great too👌 jake paulers are the storngest army out there!

[@lukejap11]

Cody Ko is really good too

[@ipsitaonearth5132]

I love how unapologetic you are about taking a stance. You're not saying "sorry"s unnecessarily to make more people like you (such as "sorry this video got long"). And I also love how you know your audience won't invalidate your emotions and opinions. But they're not doing you a favor, because that's what you deserve. Just like you working hard on your content is something we deserve (and get) ♡ Ahh maybe I got a bit emotional XD

[@nateshields9456]

Hearing March 2016 and about a year and a half ago back to back is so surreal to me.

[@plutoandunicorn3404]

I don’t care how aggressive drew got in that messages part, I was on his side all the way that guy is basically what he kept calling drew. an a$$ hole

[@bluz1864]

Drew''s entertaining and informative. He's also right though. He actually is already settling by just wanting a tag.

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

anyone who actually does care about how aggressive he was is a proper wet flannel

[@PrismTheKid]

Drew was right, but I think he was already in a bad mood so it escalated from there (the original post, while polite, definitely gives off a standoffish tone). Generally making a calm and logical threat that has some stakes behind it will be far more effective than getting beligerent and emotional, like how Danny just tweets 'I'll be reviewing my legal options' vaguely and suddenly getting results I've been there sometimes and it can be hard to take a deep breath and calmly deal with trash people like these though, it can feel cathartic to go off on them but I rarely ever feel 'better' after an argument

[@nickyboy2398]

@@PrismTheKid exactly. I try to not reply to them in case they're a troll and I'm just giving them attention. They're really getting the last laugh. They dont care if they're right or wrong, or how many people are against them. They only care about the time you wasted arguing with them

[@LOLFOREVER77]

That extended analogy about how meme accounts stealing other people’s content was like someone saying they worked your shift at a Dunkin’ Donuts had me weak.

[@barmetler]

I once commented on one of these, something along the lines of "please stop stealing peoples stuff." A random person replied, and I kid you not: "Uhm, it's a repost!" And they meant that as a defense. I didn't know what to say anymore.

[@bryanthemoose8673]

I love the constant air sound in the background of Drew's old videos

[@-Desire]

Seeing Drew angry is such an out-of-body experience

[@maggiegray5517]

that dunkin’ donuts story was way too specific..

[@vortexastar193]

It's probably a vine idea he had but didn't go through with.

[@elish80]

And the more unnecessarily detailed it got, the more i loved it

[@dudephillips]

Referring to his case.....specifically.

[@Im_Laura_Jones]

Here in October 2022 on my umpteeth channel binge, appreciating once again the sheer unhinged (and totally justified!) madness of Drew in this video.

[@ren4tathethunderousflash586]

I'm so glad I got here before this was privated. Thanks so much for the tip!