V: "Something seems off here." Keanu Reeves: "you don't say."
@neonkscksc3 жыл бұрын
I don't want this game to be fixed, these bugs are hilarious XD
@jakewarner19933 жыл бұрын
For real lol, some bugs do need to be fixed and they really need to finish the shit that clearly wasnt ready yet and add in features that are missing, but please for the love of god dont kill off these hilarious glitches XD
@neonkscksc3 жыл бұрын
@@jakewarner1993 They could make an option to turn on/off glitches XD
@666LonesomeSailor3 жыл бұрын
That was one of my thoughts too "PLease NO hotfixes - we haven´t found all da bugs and glitches yet!" I would pay a 60 bugs for a two hundret houres of bug/glitch complination... but no f**** cent for this game - though it wouldn´t run on my PC either :D
@Dontworryaboutit8303 жыл бұрын
Honestly if they just fix the bugs that prevent you from progressing. the crashing issues, and maybeee the loading times, this game would be sooooo much better
@justayoutuber46813 жыл бұрын
True Basically same thing as goat simulator
@Ratcatcher_jpg3 жыл бұрын
That woman in the sunglasses wasn’t a bug, she was just too cool
@LoneWolf-lk3gt3 жыл бұрын
That wasn't a bug, it was merely a CSI: Miami meme ;)
@cranberrydude6193 жыл бұрын
Which mission is that? Haven’t ridden a public transportation in this game
@EvoluteCreator3 жыл бұрын
@@cranberrydude619 last cutscene of the Temperance ending
@forbidden65432 жыл бұрын
I wish that was a Cyberware. Where you get eyes that look like shades.
@professorkittyhawk2 жыл бұрын
@@forbidden6543 Like in the Deus Ex games. Heck they even have cyberware options in the character creator that gives a similar look around your eyes.
@user-th4hr9gt7t3 жыл бұрын
22:20 ola, ..famous last words. as someone who recommended this game on steam i've never laughed harder on a youtube video. oh my these cars... tears everywhere
@thatotaku50883 жыл бұрын
15:09 If I’m gonna die, I might as well finish that burger
@kaitlando6363 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@GamersFree6402 жыл бұрын
Nah she learned that you heal by eating
@sirtalkalotdoolittle3 жыл бұрын
For the last time: They're not bugs, they're features.
@ryancale27453 жыл бұрын
Features that make the game better than it truly is
@JackFrostIsHere3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ctluwua76953 жыл бұрын
Bad features
@fanti-fear95163 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jonterrence31143 жыл бұрын
You all prolly dont care at all but does anybody know of a method to get back into an instagram account? I was dumb forgot my account password. I would appreciate any help you can offer me
@raidarthegunwizard45203 жыл бұрын
0:39 I love how this conversation makes the bug feel intentional
@tonysnider63423 жыл бұрын
Best compilation ever. Had tears in my eyes. lmao. I needed that.
@oldbandwagon87973 жыл бұрын
2:10 "Not only am I completely badass to be wearing a pair of sunglasses at night... I wear a pair of sunglasses.... For my sunglasses."
@romanhorizon3 жыл бұрын
*The secret secret ending*
@MP-vc4nu3 жыл бұрын
Hat in time reference
@LoneWolf-lk3gt3 жыл бұрын
@@MP-vc4nu Nope, CSI Miami meme reference
@justinbigdude2 жыл бұрын
@@LoneWolf-lk3gt Nope, Halo
@ХиироКэт3 жыл бұрын
18:27 they are just on their way to Hogwarts
@PainkillerPill3 жыл бұрын
9:24 best time to think how empty your life
@DuaneTanTC3 жыл бұрын
I've had enough of this...! lol
@V0YAG3R3 жыл бұрын
Painkiller Pill For having bought Cyberscam 1997 👌🏻
@123456732603 жыл бұрын
08:00 When the beat is so good that it transcends death itself ;D
@j.peters12223 жыл бұрын
1:52 "Look choom, go back to where ya came from!" **Proceeds to walk into the the garbage bag pile and despawns**
@SentientPotatoXIII3 жыл бұрын
Me af
@ashrafdeiaa72033 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@kenrickkahn3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Rey-mx8pn3 жыл бұрын
22:21 "Hola"
@Antoxsynthwave3 жыл бұрын
Best part 🤣🤣
@RagnarCzerwony3 жыл бұрын
ROFL :DD
@renecastro61103 жыл бұрын
El Guapo
@barryb.benson22553 жыл бұрын
21:00 it’s 4 am and I can’t fuckin stop laughing I’m about to wake my parents
@Mch000053 жыл бұрын
It's 2 am when I watched this and I laughed so hard I had a hard time breathing and It made me snort so loud I woke my husband 😂 🤣
@mkvector95393 жыл бұрын
Same
@bart8dwa3 жыл бұрын
3:13 That npc in burning car should ask: "Need something?" That would be perfection.
@IceTheFanDude3 жыл бұрын
She is terminator
@SamuelGA243 жыл бұрын
Skyrim reference
@aFz_wakwaw3 жыл бұрын
Same like bird box movie scebe
@Keychan642 жыл бұрын
This is fine
@klarnorbert3 жыл бұрын
I'm enjoying more these vids than the game itself lmao.
@klarnorbert3 жыл бұрын
@Ron Swanson Sadly, you're wrong. Most of the systems were unfinished before release, and after they removed some of them from the release version of the game, they didn't playtested how these systems work together. They just turned off the features, and didn't test the game how it plays without them. This game would've needed one more year of development and testing.
@V0YAG3R3 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson Lol, no. Nice try, Cybersimp! 👌🏻
@amarillavenegasriera22343 жыл бұрын
I lmao-ed your mother. She was fine.
@alexrowe96383 жыл бұрын
Me too honestly, no way am i gonna find so many bugs in the game itself but than again i play on PC, maybe unpatched console can do that who knows.
@samve83363 жыл бұрын
@@klarnorbert what did he say? reaction is gone and I gots to know xD
@C-M-E3 жыл бұрын
5:25 "What do you want me to do, kill her again?"
@thefirstofthelastones89522 жыл бұрын
Yo I ain't gonna lie that's just straight up creepy.
@Cyruss_6717 Жыл бұрын
Gets Katana. "Alright Demon, bring it ON!!!
@lutendoxd39873 жыл бұрын
7:42 What my driving teacher sees during my driving lessons
@pcpolice25183 жыл бұрын
Someone as depressed as River was shouldn’t be behind the wheel lmao
@ashrafdeiaa72033 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Renizuko3 жыл бұрын
28:03 I am crying at this point, like wtf!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@elle-iza3 жыл бұрын
I love this game to bits, even its bugs and glitches. I haven't laughed so hard in months. This is amazing!
@cormoranoimperatore84133 жыл бұрын
6:56 “And here you can see an inhabitant of Night city in his natural habitat, you will notice that when feeling threatened they will adopt a T-position in order to scare their aggressor away.”
@neonkscksc3 жыл бұрын
2:00 In the future you'll be so modded, that even when you take off your sunglasses you'll still have them on.
@BloodyMary4203 жыл бұрын
8:03 when you’re dead but the beat is lit 🔥
@goblinounours3 жыл бұрын
The last one isn't a fail, though. It's legit Johnny being SO annoyed by Takemura who represents what Johnny hates, so he'd rather yeet himself off the building.
@emilbrandwyne57473 жыл бұрын
Yep
@themange993 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I thought that was just a funny little thing they did with Johnny. Happened in mine too when I was in that mission.
@amirhosein20813 жыл бұрын
11:13 impressive CDPR
@blackviking93813 жыл бұрын
I guess Mario has better sprites than that
@QxTYoko3 жыл бұрын
9:21 when that AI got up and walk towards the window, I felt that.
@Amanda-107022 жыл бұрын
He's like "what's the point of life😢"
@Rambolink943 жыл бұрын
21:10 I don't know about you guys, but this kind of stuff (obviously more polished) is what I was expecting out of this game. I thought there would be flying cars with Minority Report like chase sequences.
@sansung88863 жыл бұрын
0:05 OMG terrorrist win !!
@123456732603 жыл бұрын
04:58 - That's not a bug, that's just fkin awesome ;D
@genericbean47273 жыл бұрын
1:48 would be a great ability for a cyberpunk car. That throw was just too epic
@omnid.slayer72443 жыл бұрын
Glitches in games Other games: yes but no CYBERPUNK 2077: -YES
@theoneandonly694202 жыл бұрын
"Johnny! Did you see what happened? Something is off here..." *"You dont say.."*
@KhiTurner3 жыл бұрын
_I haven't laughed that hard in ages, idk why this was so hilarious! Superlike!_
@Clavinovaman3 жыл бұрын
Well done for getting your list down to 100. That must have been tough.
@alejohndrom40923 жыл бұрын
6:56 that seems like something a gamer would do
@eideardpeschak75463 жыл бұрын
21:39 from Zenroast made me laugh so hard that i started crying. Funniest glitch i've seen in my life. Instead of trying to fix this game, CD Projekt Red should make a comedy out of it xD
@mattyvsmithy3 жыл бұрын
28:00 is what did it for me, the guy totally whaling on you whilst you're having a pleasant conversation and relaxing into the seat. Things flying out the docs hands and him spinning around as the blokes dropping bombs on you!!! LOL 7:33 where matey boy gets in the car, says nothing and then proceeds to mow down several people in a row as the player looks at him like "wtf"
@Inspectornills3 жыл бұрын
you know, considering the fact that Night City is a cyberpunk dystopia, I could see random car crashes, car explosions or people falling out of buildings as something that would happen on the daily.
@energydragon06123 жыл бұрын
“Certified bug free.” Well that was a f**king lie Edit: Oop didn’t mean to start a war in the comments
@j.peters12223 жыл бұрын
Myth busted in record time lol
@dayuwangclark3 жыл бұрын
Certified bugs free of charge
@terminater9963 жыл бұрын
I literally died of laughter seeing that 🤣🤣
@ghomastottschalk16213 жыл бұрын
Yeah sure, maybe in the loading screen
@gorgewashington12163 жыл бұрын
no game is bug free
@keitaro61903 жыл бұрын
The first one caught me off guard, then again when the caliburn vaporized, but I think my favorite one is when the car flipped the guy at 1:45
@GazVanDyk3 жыл бұрын
I want to play this just for the bugs!
@zaryabK-vi8fh3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@LoneWolf-lk3gt3 жыл бұрын
Better get it before they patch it all then. They're hard at work continuously fixing it.
@omnid.slayer72443 жыл бұрын
This game has so many glitches that you can make a funny/fails moments in a 5 days long video Lmao 😂😂😂 Actually even more than 5 days
@Shido193 жыл бұрын
@Ball Point 2 hs? 1 month straight
@DekkarJr3 жыл бұрын
I love how JARRING they are too. They just come out of nowhere and wreak insane havok particularly in regards to the physics engine - they just temporarily turn phsics inside out lol
@amarillavenegasriera22343 жыл бұрын
I lmao-ed your mother. She thanked me.
@StankoMaddi3 жыл бұрын
PC - I never seen things like this
@j.t25483 жыл бұрын
Not really, I came across maybe 5-10 bugs, 100 hours in, PC.
@Thunder93ita3 жыл бұрын
1:43 LMAO
@Devilsblood3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Deus Ex be like: what did you do to our genre?
@mojo_joju3 жыл бұрын
Ubisoft be like "it's not a bug, it's a feature"
@michaelmacy95103 жыл бұрын
They said they needed more time but the community didn’t let them spend time on it
@michaelmacy95103 жыл бұрын
People complained about it not Getting released but whenever releases the community complains more
@dylanmcshane99763 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmacy9510 Youre dumb. Companies release broken games/games too early because of shareholders. Learn before talking, ignoramus.
@dominicvancuyck17993 жыл бұрын
Yes, because suddenly climbing into a car, and then it combusting was a feature we asked for.
@coolercolderbear3 жыл бұрын
Cyberpunk wasn’t made by Ubisoft...
@skichoow3 жыл бұрын
V - Something feels off here J - You don't say xD
@meagain4482 жыл бұрын
First 10 second of video: "Mondays, am I right?" XD
@praisethesun67713 жыл бұрын
1:13 HOME RUN!!
@Lunamine3 жыл бұрын
Literally got the Wii sport « homerun » jingle in my head when watching this!
@DarkTribe13 жыл бұрын
0:45 Certified bug free. 🤣🤣🤣
@snackers73 жыл бұрын
These were the most creative and clever bugs I ve ever seen!
@thedayzgod2 жыл бұрын
Finally i've been looking for a comp with meme sounds in them everyone just posts the bugs this shit is fucking gold i've been so down in my feelings and you just made me laugh so damn hard for the whole 30 mins Subbed
@KWHCoaster3 жыл бұрын
Danger... danger... No drinking while watching. Best comedy game of 2020.
@me16483 жыл бұрын
I’m truly thankful I got my money back. Whoever likes this game seriously needs to watch this video. For me I gave up after finding 3 walls I can walk into, a zooming off character, a car that magically vanished and so much more. Only good thing that came from this game are these hilarious videos of glitches.
@spiel853 жыл бұрын
I swear, this game has the meme potential to become the new skyrim
@xx-doomripper-xx3249 Жыл бұрын
6:56 dude felt intimidated so he had to assert his dominance
@austinh10283 жыл бұрын
I love coming across epic/legendary items that are clipped into stairs or trees or under other items so you can't access
@FunnyKnightGuy3 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is is that the media, game reviewers, etc all piss on the game from these bugs. I managed to get my hands on Cyberpunk for a month or two, and I had a blast! Every bug was hilarious, and so were the crashes. Lovely game, 8/10
@James-sz9qo3 жыл бұрын
0:45 Ahahahaha xD Oh, my God!I almost died)) How stupid this scene looks.
@setsunaes3 жыл бұрын
3:33 lmao that clip was so funny. This game is awesome for all the wrong reasons
@STOPSYPHER Жыл бұрын
9:42 lol the other day I had a delamain cab do that to me in the middle of a mission, drove me all the way to the end point
@stormchasingwithfunny_man2093 жыл бұрын
0:00 im going to hotel *starts car* KABOOM
@ДмитрийПетров-э2ь3о3 жыл бұрын
23:51 я чуть со смеху не сдох))). This game so broken right now.
@windtwist3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. I thought I was going to die from not being able to breathe!
@RhymerPlay3 жыл бұрын
6:53 В любой непонятной ситуации становись в Т позу! 👌🤣
@alessandr0ananias3 жыл бұрын
The number of design shortcuts these guys took to get this game out is astounding. 2D sprites. Cars damaging themselves when upside down. Police using gang AI. It's incredible. The only way to play this game and enjoy it is by having 1. a power PC and 2. do not, I repeat, do not poke around. Do what you need to do and stay within the tracks.
@rociopenin78233 жыл бұрын
03:11 that's when the NPC became self aware.
@Palexite3 жыл бұрын
“Johnny, did you see what happened? Something is off here.” Keanu Reaves: *”you don’t say?”*
@aciddevil3 жыл бұрын
23:00 That should be a main quest...with NPCs that constaly change appearences and you have to hit them up at the right time to trigger a quest or mission.
@OttoriavonBish-marcke Жыл бұрын
These ain't bugs that just how live will be in 2077
@tarekmoneimsaid3 жыл бұрын
people enjoying Cyberpunk 2077 in its current state: 3:13 "it's fine."
@LoneWolf-lk3gt3 жыл бұрын
Joke's on you: the glitches are hilarious and don't actually happen that frequently on PC. PS. About the "current state": a lot of the bugs have already been patched.
@tarekmoneimsaid3 жыл бұрын
@@LoneWolf-lk3gt the joke's on all of us :) The game does have a cool cyberpunk setting and esthetic with a story that seems to be rich and interesting, but it shouldn't have been released in that state. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the game as it is, but we still have to let the industry know it's not acceptable to fool us (for instance, saying the game runs really well in the base consoles, or hyping the "advanced cop system"). If we call out Bethesda, EA and Activision for it, why should we give CDPR a pass?
@LoneWolf-lk3gt3 жыл бұрын
@@tarekmoneimsaid _"but it shouldn't have been released in that state. "_ I can agree with that, and it's worse for console users. But I'm not going to continue bashing CDPR and go after them with torches and pitchforks when they're working on rectifying it. I'm more upset at them for shoving the disgusting trance agenda down our throats for them to make a buck.
@numu24833 жыл бұрын
@@LoneWolf-lk3gt most on the time on pc it will just freeze or crash
@LoneWolf-lk3gt3 жыл бұрын
@@numu2483 Get a better pc, pleb. It has crashed very rarely on my PC. During my entire playthrough I've only seen the "flatlined" message maybe 2 or 3 times.
@Danny4bidden3 жыл бұрын
**Call car* " ookay,let's get thell outta he-" **car explodes* "....dangit!Anyway,good thing i have Jackie's mot-.." **Motorcycle hits people then vanish* **Calls Dellaman's owned car* Jesus! Dellaman! Get meh dahell outta he-" **Car proceeds to fly into building and fall into 2 other cars,then exploding,killing 7 people* "Fine! I'm going on foot! i'm walking!" **Dies for no apparent reason*
@kaitlando6363 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@saifer21 Жыл бұрын
13:22 that escalated quickly.
@ThePlatineist2 жыл бұрын
1:56 Look choom, go back the way you came from. THE TRASH.
@YannR343 жыл бұрын
The way River is driving get me each time...
@anklepick95243 жыл бұрын
haha he keeps looking at him too!
@Focosmic3 жыл бұрын
*And the academy award for best cyberpunk funniest bug goes to..* 22:21 HOLA....💥💥💥..HOW ARE YOU 😂😂😂
@jackcarver8234 Жыл бұрын
winning a race without even been in a car, this bug could be a game on day
@derekholland33282 жыл бұрын
thanks for this video..havent laughed so hard.
@johnswanson2173 жыл бұрын
Cyberpunk memes make my day
@s.c.61573 жыл бұрын
5:18...'Hey yo what up?---I have no reason to live----Jesus brother that was fucking direct' ahahhahahhhahhahhahahhahah
@SanoBonten3 жыл бұрын
I wish they made it easier to see the turns coming up cause holy shit I can never take the turn I go to fast and smash into a wall and people 💀😂
@KrazyVideoChick3 жыл бұрын
This was waaaaay funnier than I could have imagined... lmao!
@pyropotassium40762 жыл бұрын
River the detective... more like River the defective lmao
@StrigoiVampire3 жыл бұрын
0:02 The Italian Mafia is still active in 2077
@Kloszi_OG Жыл бұрын
this version should be renamed: Cyberpunk 2077 Cyberpsychosis edition
@vengefultv531011 ай бұрын
Love how everyones reactions to everything are: T-Pose > Talk shit or Get scared > T-Pose for dominance > Run away
@SCharlesDennicon3 жыл бұрын
Those 2D vehicles may be the most despicable shit I've seen in a video game, ever.
@marcfilms9993 жыл бұрын
The clip at 6:21 is my favorite. love how the NPC says he's calling the police and the player said "yea call the police". I mean I'd call the police too if a soda can rolled out of a machine and phased through solid objects too.
@SuperEdvinsson3 жыл бұрын
14:51 this happens alot to me and it really creeps me out
@Error-5478 Жыл бұрын
The first one isn't even a bug. That's just a hit from another merc.
@theshermantanker70433 жыл бұрын
Aside from the crashes and all, these bugs are actually really funny and not entirely bad
@DAVID-ql1vo3 жыл бұрын
3:37 hilarious man
@zhengwenyu15872 жыл бұрын
I'll love it when the bugs encountered are the funny ones instead of quests not progressing
@BLackCobraPictures3 жыл бұрын
21:10 reminds me, hot tip: if you’re ever doing mission/side mission and can’t be fucked taking stairs or elevator down to bottom, just get on roof and do a slide just as you fall off and you’ll take no damage when you hit the ground
@mariojimenez274628 күн бұрын
0:48 BUG FREE
@victorha99233 жыл бұрын
0:58 Funny shadow make me lol
@ARmy25103 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I fell envy that many players had those fucking hilarious bugs and I haven't at all xD
@NocturnalAnimations1013 жыл бұрын
sometimes when I see the crazy bugs which others have, I feel like complaining less about mine. @24:20, that was fricken amazing. @25:15, this guy had one intention when he started the game, to get a clip of a bug, haha
@springchickena110 ай бұрын
T POSES IN FEAR
@kennymyer32922 жыл бұрын
1:12 I'm dying of laughter at how far he got launched