Good luck replicating >:3c with emojis

0:35 "Delete this off my post" Catholic church when Marthin Luther put his 95 thesis onto their entrance

I know I need to do this but... I have no self control and will go on scrolling mwahahahaha

This makes me wish for an ocean that can love me with all of her depth and breadth. I will happily be her moon, dancing with her tides.

Oooh they included the otf how nice

My grandma gave me a sketchbook last week after she saw me doodling on her old news paper. A few days later I got myself a nice thicker pencil, eraser and sharpner and started drawing. I havent really drawn much since highschool cause of the joint aches i get from my tics but its been nice picking it back up even though it can hurt a bit

Meant to say this when this came out, but I actually made with someone a parody song about touching grass.

I've found a similar situation when it comes to north vs south in the us. "Southern hospitality" is done on the porch, with anyone passing by, while northern hospitality is done in the home, usually with friends and family, but that 'friends and family' is really loose, like "You are friends with my second cousin" loose. On a hot summer day in Texas it's better to be outside in the shade, so you at least get a breeze, and stopping anyone to chat is doing you both a favor to take your mind off things. In a harsh Michigan winter you never want to see anyone left out in the cold, and would be a fool to send them back out into a blizzard unprepared.

These make me cackle, I must have more.

it goes well with six.

Okay but can we call attention to how it all started with a tumblr-twitter kismesissitude (googling the use of that spade symbol)? Like, OOOOOP, I know what you are now

“Or go to bed.”, I say, less than a two minutes before my bedtime.

As a professional urban dweller, please don't "shoot your shit" at me or whatever it is you cow patch squatters do

I was hoping to get my family to go to the river and go tubing at least once this year, but it just didn't happen during the summer. That river has a section thats fairly slow that it takes an hour to go through before we have to get out and decide if we want to go again after walking 4 or 5 blocks. 1 hour without electronics, and we just hang out and chat. Its a rare event these days. Most of the time, the least plugged in i tend to be is putting on a playlist and garden or spin yarn.

Funny. I walked outside a bit to cap off ny arm workouts and felt a little bit better! Heck I made fun of a guy who was grifting online, went outside and hours later they are still grifting while being cooked by the replies. So touching grass does make one feel better while staying online too much does make one feel worse!

I’d touch grass more if I had more friends I meet with in real life… I miss human contact. Sorry for the sad comment I’m just saying that yes the message is valid.

thank you clitfisto

1:35 PEOPLE PUT MAYONNAISE ON THEIR BREAD?!?!? I know you do that if it's a BLT, but just a regular piece of bread, not a sandwich?

me watching this as im doing chores:/

I live in a small city in an otherwise rural area. Nobody knows how to mind their business but I sure wish they did because I have about a dozen strangers every day try to talk to me while I’m walking and they all piss me off 😭

i could say steam is similar, in that it is perfect because it is doing nothing.

Boy do I wish I didn't find this right after receiving a tornado warning

I guess twitter is tumblr’s X now

I thought the thumbnail was veronica and jd from heathers

Tumblr is dying, but that's not why. It's dying because the moderation team and CEO despise trans women (AKA basically every popular shitposter on there) and are whack-a-mole banning them at whim, driving off anyone who actually gives a damn about queer inclusivity in the process.

thanks haiku bot

Nah

It is more than 10 years old now lol

Ahh yes, the Proxy Tank strategy.

There is a tropical storm forming right now :(

Or for some of us, Touch Cat. Also known as there is a fluffy feline invading your personal space to the degree of suffocation all because we’re spending too much time on that damn phone.

i was vibing and then the fucking dream smp quote struck me down like a bowling pin

Me when my anxieties are about getting shot to death:

IT KEEPS GOING

sometimes, I'll be playing a game or watching videos, and I'll just pause it and walk around. if I see anything that needs to be done, I get pulled in on completing that chore. it's so nice and makes me feel more whole inside. then I start walking around some more and sometimes I'll come back to what I was doing or I do something else. spending time with loved ones, more chores, or just... more walking around. it's really nice.

Don't tell them!

Don't tell them!

What I'm getting from these comments is that introverts actually love to talk, so long as the subject is about being an introvert.

Thinking about other possible connections The youtube tumblr myth is something to do with tumblr videos, I’m imagining youtube as a son of google, google being some sort of god amongst gods, and youtube being his golden child who he cherished but also forced to preform, so youtube fought back by telling tales of gods who google had no domain over (this explains the tumblr reader, twitter readers, etc) in order to purposefully drive people towards worship of these other gods Steam’s story is something along the lines of giving the masses the convenience of collecting all the worlds most excellent stories into one place, but then other, lesser gods (ea, epic) showed up and told their stories and bestowed a curse upon steam to never be able to utter their stories again. The masses never liked the other story tellers, for what they did to their beloved steam, and while many didn’t listen to the concerns of the people, some did, allowing their stories to be told by both (games being driven off of steam and on to other platforms as more developers create their own unique places to sell their games, the stories being told by both being a reference to certain games being available from steam and their own apps, like the sims 4 and the like) This is by no means a complete list, and I’m already brainstorming a story for Facebook and instagram, trust me.

bro forgot the 90deg rotation step

Welp this is going straight into the VERY IMPORTANT SOCIAL INFORMATION TO REMEMBER bucket.

Gods, don’t tell them Tumblr’s alive XD we don’t want them there

As a teenager myself, just put on some music and zone out. Let your thoughts take over. But guide them to improve. I have a thing I do where music activates my imagination like a damn flipped switch, and I just let whatever scene happens play out. It’s far more enjoyable than most things I can find on the internet, and infinitely less damaging

🎶 Reach out and touch grass 🎶

My physical hobby is dancing alone in the forest next to the deers while listening to music. ~~ I live next to a nature reserve, so its beautiful

Touch grass is legit good

but what if I have a grass allergy

😂

This is very true. I've recently started working out and have suddenly found myself away from the computer a lot more.

Sadly, I hurt my foot, so I can't really go out right now. But what I can do is put the electronics down and read a book!