"Blom" as a typo of "bomb". From when my little brother's head of year said "You wouldnt expect to to into an airport and shout 'I have a blom' without consequences"

As someone with deep fear of abandonment ( the delusional kind) this type of thinking helps me not to go to the "dark place of the soul" (also,✨️ medication! ✨️ but I will make this my wallpaper anyway, just in case)

The WORM

Also, his entire thing with Luthor resumed. It's not just envy cause "he has superpowers but he never works for them!" Those are Luthor's excuses (kind like the whole argument against public funding for education). He truly envies what he ThinKS Superman is doing which is basically his power fantasy reflected into Superman (" if I had those powers I would conquer the world! So he probably wants thwt too!")

i eat burritos with forks :(

Why I never side with the Legion in Fallout or any "evil arch" in games:

Mom and I had a few referencing various comics. One in particular that stuck is a kid raising his hand and saying "Mr. Osborne, may I be excused? My brain is full." This became Mom's go-to for when I started infodumping about random shit in quantities she couldn't keep up with as shorthand for the fact that, while she enjoyed hearing me be enthusiastic about things, and liked learning about the things I'd been learning about, she could only learn so much at once before her brain was full.

The "How did it knock" part of the question confuses me. Like they don't have hands but from my limited knowledge on walruses I am fairly sure they can headbutt. And from my understanding if a walrus wanted to knock something down, in this case a door, it would result in a repeated thumping noise that while not be super knock like would sound like if a drunken idiot knocked on your door very clumsily. Or possibly a battering ram being used on your door

I can't remember the context of how it came to be exactly, but I'm pretty sure it came from my father. One time, we sat at the table, eating, and discussing something, when suddenly, either someone farted, or the smell came through the window (countryside, so fields get fertilized with dung), but it was really smelly, and my father immediatelly said something that amounts to "self-praise stinks", which even did somehow fit into the conversation. We all erupted into laughter. We still sometimes use this, either if something actually smells, or jokingly waving a Hand in front of the face as if to disperse a bad smell, if someone actually praises themself a bit too much. It's not something to use with everyone, but most people I know have the same kind of weird humour and find it pretty funny.

As someone that has gone through a lot....I am afraid I might jump...

Bibble dribble. Once my family were watching barbie mariposa and my older sister and parents were a little drunk. Bibble came on screen and started babbling, my sister tried to copy it but caught some nachos in her throat and began coughing. This devolved into a laughing fit and eventually she tried to drink water to get it to go down. This didn't work and it came up her nose(and some nacho did too) and onto the floor. Everyone was laughing their heads off and my mum said 'bibble dribble' which caused yet another euption of laughter. Nowadays just the mention of the words bibble and dribble can lead us into hysteria.

Another thought: the Sandbar isn't dry land but the filmmakers didn't want to undercut the scene's dialogue so they put the buckets there as a hand-wave and got onto the good stuff.

This is just mouthwashing but the ship is in space and there are only 5 ppl on board. Like down to the crew cabin doors not having cameras (or locks)

My dad and I will often have short conversations entirely consisting of quotes from Gravity Falls, The Looney Tunes Show, and various Scooby-Doo iterations.

"Hey, can you remind me to do a thing?" "Sure." _literally two seconds later_ "Hey, you. Hey." _the longest exasperated sigh_ "Yes?" "Don't forget to do the thing~" "Thhhaaannnkk you." It was something I started as a goofball and I get different reactions from everyone. My Dad surprisingly takes it the best, and at one point, with no planning, tag teamed me with a friend, where she had asked me to remind her to do a thing, "Buddy~" Friend: "...dangit, I knew as soon as I said that, you were going to do this." "Don't forget to do the thing~" A minute later, as we were putting bags in the car, my Dad, unprompted, spoke up. "Oh, friend?" "Yes?" "Don't forget to do the thing." And she stood flabbergasted. "I've just been double teamed, that's not fair!" I wasn't expecting Dad to participate in the joke and was busy dying that I had made Dad my partner in crime.

I'm also Deaf and this is a regular occurance for me.

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My dad is a theatre teacher, and at one point, he was either teaching or participating in an improv class, where the prompt was "Making breakfast" and the twist was "as Vito Corleone" and someone walks into the scene, says something like, "Hey, what are you doing?" and this guy (distinctly not my dad) turns around and, in the worst Vito Corleone impression you've ever heard, says, "I'm makin eggs. You come in here, you disrespect me... you disrespect my eggs" and everyone just lost it. My dad and I still quote that at each other constantly.

When my grandad was REALLY ill in hospital (heart attack) and we came to visit him, he asked my mom to pass him the apple off his lunch tray and when she did he put on an accent like The Count from Sesame Street and said "One Appel. Ha ha ha" it was so random and out of pocket that we all started pissing ourselves laughing. He eventually had another more serious heart attack and sadly is no longer with us but we keep his memory alive by reenacting that any time someone in the family asks to be passed X thing by going "One [Object]. Ha ha ha" in the Sesame Street accent 😂

Truly the generation that changed the world.

As a human I can say yes we are wired.

People in my family have been saying “Kick it up a notch, Richard” for like 20 years.

When I was little, my family had a black Labrador dog. When the dog was still a puppy, before my parents had any of us kids, they went on a visit to Germany with the puppy, who of course had all that black lab puppy energy. They said that she was “schwartzing,” from the German word schwartz which means black; ie, she was running around like a black lab puppy. It took me until I was 16 before I learned that schwartzing is not a real English word that means “to run around energetically.”

And then there is my Uncle who I am not even sure where this started but it has just become a thing for if there is a blank involving me he fills it in with "bubble guns".

Real annoying that I was unable to do much due to needing a tetanus shot that day. (nail to the foot) Hope everyone had a great boopening

Once during a family reunion, everyone suddendly got quiet because they just, finished talking, and my uncle walked in and just surprisedly went "PREGNANT???" and everyone lost their shit. Over the years my family did the same gag a couple times. I just hope no one forgot it, and someone does it again. If I remember correctly, once someone did it and someone WAS pregnant.

"Suffering doesn't make you a better person, it just makes you suffer" it's a quote from a Shaun video but I think he was quoting or paraphrasing the author of Maus.

Another family story coming from not hearing someone correctly. One that I was not present for (because I wasn't born yet) but a story that has been relayed to me many a time. Once, my mom, my grandma, and her mom (my great grandma,) and maybe some other people, were at a kind of nice restaurant. The waiter was taking my great-grandma's order, and asked her if she'd like the soup or salad with her meal. Either the waiter spoke kind of fast or grandma Ella just didn't hear him right At All, because she responded that she would like the "super salad." which confused everyone around her. I believe it was my grandma who clarified that no, he was asking her if she'd like a soup or a salad. But grandma Ella thought that whatever a "super salad" was it sounded good. "Super salad" is often said by both my mom and grandma (after the waiter has left the table) any time we go to a nicer restaurant that offers those options.

This is why you need to put a space afterward

this is what oran berries taste like

When I was younger, I was really into digimon and was watching digimon 2, where Tk and Hikari were older, and there was one scene where Yamato had made some food for him and tk. And he'd over seasoned the food, to where both of them reached for a drink. Well, later that night, my sister had cooked some chicken and used Tony's. After a bite, we both realized she accidentally used too much, and I said she "Yamato-ed it." My dad asked what that meant, so I explained. So now, anytime, anything is really spicy or at least more than we expect. We say it was "Yamato-ed"

Pokemon solved this decades ago. The mother determines the species, the father passes down traits and abilities.

These videos make me love humans

thought the joke was going to be the dead dad saying "ARE YOU DEAF?!?"

0:27 for me is “why a spoon?” Is asked at any opportunity and then anyone who hears it responds “because it’s dull you twit it’ll hurt more” it’s from robin hood prince of thieves iirc

i actually love the way bojack handles it. ‘have you found out the species yet?’ is the same kind of question of ‘have you found out the gender yet’ and it’s hilarious. it’s just utterly random which one you get

My family sometimes calls escape rooms "crack houses" after the time my mom forgot what the actual name of an escaoe room and thought that briefly :)

"Fleens? You're not fleens! Well, whatever you are, make me a pizza!" -quote from an edutainment computer game from '96 called "Zoombinis". If one person starts the quote, the rest of the family is almost sure to chime in by the end.

Forgot the word "cup" so called it a "drinking vessel". They are now drinking vessels to my mother and I.

Every time my sister and I see salsa, we always look at each other and I go, "What about largesa?!" then she goes, "What about mediumsa?!" This stems from a time when we were eating salsa and she said in a funny voice, "smalsa." In response to that, I said, "Smallsa? What about largesa?" Then I noticed that the salsa we were eating was 'medium' hot, realized that I had missed an opportunity for a better joke than what I had originally said, and quickly tried to course-correct with "What about mediumsa?!?!?!" We broke down laughing, more at my desperation to correct my joke than the joke itself, and now largesa and mediumsa have entered into our microlect permanently. :P

2:30 the fetuses (feti?) being confirmed as "puppies" most likely only means they're like their father, or atleast appear so during the examinations.

0:30 maid mariam is a fox for a variety of possible reasons. It could be for the surface level reason mentioned here, or it could be to more deeply symbolize how she's not like the royals, but more like Robin Hood, who's supposed to represent someone who is both a good person, and Close to the people, with maid mariam also being a good person close to the people, while the Prince is the exact opposite of that, and even King Lionheart, while being a good person, is a distant ruler and not very close to the people.

First person really called families a "loser micro culture" you got to be kidding me 😂 My family is an awesome micro culture.

I think I remember a screenshot of someone doing that trend where you text your boyfriend “I want a baby”. In this particular screenshot, the boyfriend had responded “I’m baby.” Whenever any of my family members don’t want to do something, or we want to compliment/reassure someone, we simply say “I’m baby” or “You’re baby”, respectively.

In any given online competitive setting, if anyone in my friend group is really popping off an old gag is to just do bits from 'You're welcome' from Moana, starting with 'You're face to face with greatness and it's strange' Recently, that gag has fallen off a bit and now we just like to pretend like we're the greatest thing in existence for doing something completely mediocre.

0:20 i would argue that this is actually primarily done to allow the viewers to imagine themselves as one of the two of the couple, depending on their own gender, without it subconsciously feeling like you're attracted to an animal anyways. Imagining yourself as the respective partner would make the other one your same species, therefore making it less weird. Noteably, zootopia's main duo, despite the original post, are actually two different species (primarily due to Themes) yet i would argue they are absolutely romantically involved with one-another by the end of the movie, albeit i admittedly may just be misremembering.

Whenever we see a boat in the ocean, one of us, usually me, will point it out and say "look it's a whale!" Because of one time my mom swore she saw a whale and it was actually a boat, I never let it go and it doesn't take away from my family believing me over actually whale sightings

The guy who made the burrito prolly thought he was Dante

One time me and my mom were going to the grocery store, and I was really tired. At some point we ended up at the bakery & spotted some Red-Velvet Cake. My mom was like "You seeing what I'm seeing?" and i was like "yes." "You thinking what I'm thinking?" "Yes." And she kept saying yes/no questions while walking over to get the cake. Eventually she was buying the cake and asked me "'...Cause who's favorite cake is this?". And in my sleep deprived mind, just said "yes." All these years later, We refer to Red-velvet cake as "Yes Cake."

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