Justin Timber snake

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[@dragonluvver975]

I love how "Lil Nas Sneks" is included next to "Handle with Care"

[@AntoninBobot-Marinier]

Reblog if u would handle Lil Nas Sneks with care

[@Mastercheap]

Should have name it Justin Case, so you can say ”be careful when handling Justin case”

[@centarian2559]

"So this is Justin Timbersnake, and that's Justin Timbersnake, oh and that one over there, that's Justin Timbersnake."

[@cacklebarnacle15]

I can't say for sure if OP works at Snake Discovery's zoo or not but this sounds like something that might have happened there. They do have one Justin Timbersnake though and are super into the pun game.

[@autisticwitch7581]

I thought this was going to be about them at first.

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

Where do you think they got the name from? *It was the guest in OPs post* xD

[@martytriesstuff8704]

I trust you that it is indeed a quality video, as I bet my house in a heartbeat on it

[@Hug_the_Bunny]

The safest of bets.

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

If your house has a heart beat, it may be that you're haunted by a grizzly killing. That, or you buried your wife in the concrete.

[@radioactiveassassin5218]

​@Hug_the_Bunnyit seems they don't like taking risks

[@Hug_the_Bunny]

@@radioactiveassassin5218 I am unsure unsure if my original message was clear. I am saying that martyr is making the safest of bets, as Bettina always makes quality videos.

[@sketchyskies8531]

I imagine a timber rattlesnake to be a long brown snake that when upright is just absolutely towering compared to the other reptiles

[@beatrix1120]

I imagined a snake made from articulated wooden joinery

[@laurencegagniuc4806]

Ah puns, my favorite.

[@SuperJJx]

"This little one is named 'Wll kill you in a day', that one is 'Will kill you in seconds ', but my favourite is 'Stay out of swamps or die' in the other room."

[@Chaosrunepownage]

Snake Discovery! It does make sense to not name the spicy danger noodles, but they deserve the puns too.

[@Attaxalotl]

Justin Timbersnake and Lil Nas Sneks are goated.

[@Funhaus_Fr34k]

ikr

[@Songal18]

There IS A Justin Timbersnake at Snake Discovery!!

[@jwanbesande2734]

If Justin Timbersnake ever mates, you could call it FutureSneks/LoveSounds

[@thesalamandersovereign]

the whole creative names for reptiles thing is reminding me WAY too much of Terezi’s scalemates

[@Funhaus_Fr34k]

terezi mention!

[@RaichuWizDom]

I recently went to an animal park and apparently the reindeer bull there was named Henry. He had four females with him. I'm guessing they kept the number below six just in case. Okay, technically it was Henri, in the French pronunciation, but the point stands. Also learned that reindeer bulls do not all lose their rack in winter, as Henri kept his all the way through March, and he was a bull meant to produce offspring. So the whole 'Santa's reindeer are female or ... cut' thing isn't accurate no matter how you slice it. But that as a side note.

[@anirbanhasan8988]

Divorced, beheaded and died Divorced, beheaded, survived I'm Henry VIII, I had six sorry wives Some might say I ruined their lives

[@RaichuWizDom]

@@anirbanhasan8988 Would you believe me if I said I saw Henry chasing one of the females after said female was practically provoking the Siberian tigers in the enclosure next door? Minutes around breakfast time, too, the big cats weren't fed yet and this little missy prances in front of the fence. Henri was swinging his antlers at her and everything, as if to say 'Stop antagonising the neighbours.' One a bit tired, one a bit too old One quite young, and one a bit too bold Henri Le Renne, trying to keep his wives in check But they keep provoking tigers, when he drops his guard a sec The cats hiss and roar, they just want a snack, And poor Henri can't do much, but swing with his rack. Oh, the tigers get mad, they'd tear them in halves, And the zookeeper's peeved; he just wanted calves.

[@RasheedaParker-qn9ec]

Awesome 🤩

[@gerstein03]

Okay but tbh if someone started giving me a whole schpeal about why the snakes don't have names I'd probably give them a funny look

[@EdensEmber]

Snek descovy has a rattlesnake calld that

[@alteria2714]

Personally I see no issue with it so long as you still respect them for the sake of identification, but I know some might have different ideas, and if they don't have a name tag I'm giving them a name 🤣

[@DocWyldeCard]

I’m afraid I don’t get Jensen Grackles. Could someone please explain?

[@vozh7639]

It's a reference to the actor Jensen Ackles; the joke is replacing "Jensen Ackles" with "Jensen Grackles," because it is a grackle bird 😃

[@wandererwerewolf477]

And, if I may be allowed to invoke Justin Case: Jensen Ackles is an American actor best known for playing Dean Winchester in the series, "Supernatural".

[@Gorilamúsico]

Lil Nas Sneks... imagine they start chanting Call Me By Your Name lyrics. I Call iiiit Bad yesssterday You hiiit me with a call to your placeee I haven'tttt been in a while anyway Wasss hoping i could catchhh you trhowing sssmiles to my face