I used to work at subay and was allowed to eat a sandwich a day. I did loose weight (not a lot) but it wasn't for healthy reasons. Instead I had diarriah everysingle day. Now I can barley eat subway and I was only there for a year.

But you are a sugar salesman 😂

That opening needs to be put on loop

Well done subway you got me…i want one now

Aaand I drink diet soda

I hate diet Sodas. Zero Variants taste better IMO but nothing beats classic soda - the ones that state "made with real sugar" those are a treat for me. I actually really like Pepsi Zero (with Cherry of course) and it is my go to Because it is guilt free. I can drink a whole can and be very content. With sugar Sodas I want to drink the whole thing but mentally I can fathom drinking that much sugar so I never finish the cans. TLDR - real sugar soda is S tier - but Cherry Pepsi Zero is like an A+

Advertising subway as a way to lose weight should be criminal

My Son watched Blippi when he was 2, but my wife said she heard Blippi has a video online of him pooping in a cup 😮

"Why is the shaft hairy" is something ive been asking my self for the past decade. These are the questions the world needs answers to.

Quite a surprise how title isn't Jared Fogle Iceberg...

Wayyy better than subway. Cant stand subway

You never met anyone in to these pimple videos? My mom watches them every day

I live in vancouver wa. We got a few quiznos

We live in a world of lies

It's like parents fighting to a divorce and then through it. The kids suffer. They should unite. Both thought the other was doing something they were not.

If celebrities are drinking blood to stay young…why are they bloated on sooo much Botox and their faces are stretched back so hard they cannot move their face.

Man I remember when u had like 10k subs

Niko had so much less spicy sauce in there than u

Once i found out Subway tried to cover up the child S abuse.....i stopped eating there. I will not support businesses thay support child SA

I think I’m the only person who actually likes subway. I can’t stand diet soda either.

18:27 The reason there's so many Subway locations is because the franchise cannibalizes itself. They've already reached their peak customer base. They don't care if your new franchise is next to another Subway and you have to share customers, because that's not their problem. All their profits are based on new stores. Edited for grammar

Jared came to my school as a kid, pretty sure i shook his hand but it's been well over a decade now so i don't remember well

prefferably jewish men lol that dude is that other kind of minority hunter

I met Jared at a Packers vs. Colts game in the 2000s. Still make fun of my dad for insisting we take a picture together 😂

18:55 I didnt need to hear that with my blinds currently open and its midnight rn

Diet

Where’d you get that top hat you’re wearing? Thats a really old one, likely 1860s just in case you didn’t know.

I'm from NJ and if you ever told anyone you went to subway you'd be ridiculed for eternity. Jersey Mike's is half decent but you can get a better sub at ANY pizza place in the state

His voice makes me irrationally angry.

Hey oompa love the videos. Watching from the baby delivery room. Thank you for keeping my autism entertained while my gf sleeps

Again with the "person of size" 🤦 So silly... Some people are slightly overweight. Some are morbidly obese. Some people are thin. Some people are muscular and athletic.. but literally EVERYONE is a person of size.

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Wait, did he die?

You think he went to the schools and asked if any of the kids wanted to get in his pants?

POV Larsson moment

You know there is a major documentary on this all about the lady that broke the case on a streaming site - catching a monster jared from subway

Tbh hasn't ruined subways for me after this dude where else get my toasted black forest sub

There's a quiznos next to the DMV where I live

He lost weight running after kids. Not a sub.

why’d you call dr pimple popper a b*tch or refer to any woman as one so casually when she changes ppls lives …

I'm actually a Subway sandwich. Who wants to eat me?

FYI it's pronounced "Goff Whitlam", doesn't make the name any less weird.

It's strange that paedophiles don't get more jail time considering that when a child is abused, it affects them for the rest of their life

8:42 “I’m not a sugar salesman” yet he sells his own candy 🤣🤣

it’s so sad to say, when i was in like 4th-5th grade, Jared Fogel came to my elementary school for a assembly and he was the main speaker.

8:19 wait please I actually wanna see what did they tell you to search

Richard Simmons.

I was 288 lost 122 pounds by just walking everyday 👌🏼

Diet was an adjustment.

He has McLovins surname