All humans in stellaris are either aisan or mad af

Hey man come back

Amazing videos bro. Please keep cooking ❤

This is gold. So good.

ema is literally me fr,

Stellaris is make us xenophobe irl.....

I love these. Thank you so much for making them.

"You see that dragon" *points behind* "Get in."

lol

As a materialist, I can confirm that I'm being attacked by spiritualists 24/7

I'm the materialist one most of the time

Keep doing this! Its really great bro

My second run went like almost exactly like this. So I first got on good terms with some evangelizing zealots who grew to be 1. while I grew to be 2. Which then we went to neutral terms. After transcending and my nation becoming spiritualist any form of diplomacy died. 2 centuries of peace went out the window and I was forced to kick off a holy war of fealty because 2/3 of the subjects wanted to join me despite then being materialists who incorporated some undesirables into their empire.

This is accurate even against players. it doesn't matter if it's bots 😂

Hahahaha, the gateway builders are tired of our shit

Its good to see you back again!

nice

Best stellaris content out there (including stellaris itself) <3 I will gladly wait however long it takes for the next one of those gems!

Ahhhh, I've been looking forward to another one of these. Awesome job!

I agree, fishing is da best! Fish for the Fish god! Clams for the Clam throne!

Man, I haven't done a aquatics run in ages. Time to break out my sentient coral species again!

Amazing as always!

Lower your sensitivity trust me it will help you aim better 😊

weebs out

Who approves this statement that we all here love/hate Stellaris say "aye".

Managed to survive by allying Poland, Mamluks, Hungary and Later Austria, took me almost 100 years to get all onboard, but when i did, oh boy! Ottomans are strong, but their weakness is their lack of any proper allies, that's where you need to focus on.

I have built another gateway, this video makes no sense to me, but that's fine because I built yet another gateway while typing this.

Ever played with gigastructural engineering? I feel like you could have some fun with atrium and blokkats XD (WARNING: unless you are playing a military based civ or playing the best "friend of all" with high level A.I. players you will get erased faster then my Teravore conquers the universe.)

Ah. The many reasons why I play Teravore when I am having a bad day

Edgeworth: Your soulless automata won't save you from eternal damnation! Me, a Machine Intelligence: can't be damned if we have no souls. QED zelot.

So this is between the galactic community episode and the crisis episode

I felt the worthless ally part federations being filled with bloodthirsty fools (thanks Starnet) really can screw your diplomacy when they also simultaneously declare rivalry on that other friend of yours because they were in the other federation the fools declare war on

Sniff... I do so love happy endings!

In my most recent game I had a war in heaven between the Xenophiles and the Spiritualists and a couple of years in we also got the Contingency. Ended up in a 5 way between the Xenophiles, the Spiritualists, the Contingency, the Federation of Unaligned Losers and backstabbers (may not be their actual name) and Me. Just a Militant Authoritarian empire living my life, doing my thing, crushing the FA Materialists because "why not?" Anyway long story short it's just me and the Federation of Losers (still may not be there name) who desperately want to get into my good books after I got bored and personally wiped out the Xenophiles, the spiritualists and all 4 contingency worlds (and beat the F out of the Federation at least once while I was at it) left now.

I really missed the part with Nicoll-Dyson beam and Blokkats.

Nice

Yo! If you got time, could ye do Aquatics next?

"Nothing will ever get done" Well that's your fault for not becoming Custodian.

Me: “what’s that FE building? An…”Arthoplastic engine”?” Me: *quick google search* Me: “HOLY SHIT EVERYONE THE FE IS THE CRISIS WE NEED TO STOP THEM NOW!!!”

Me voting for every sanctions bill after strongarming everyone into giving me full sanctions immunity: 2:14

Me getting a council seat: “I will not abuse my veto power” Me 2 years later: “NO. NO SANCTION PROPOSALS. FUCK OFF.”

Holy shit the contingency was drinking oil instead of coffee 10/10

A bit long but i laughed so hard.

Putting Gumshoe as the 'Unlucky Empire'... You sure did your research

I'd like to say that thanks to your previous video, I got into Stellaris and after 400 hours managed to get every achievement in the game. It's quite addicting! So it was quite wonderful to see (a bit late) that you've released another video. Do keep it up, please!

7:54 gotta be my favorite bit

*Galaxy elect the xenophobe (me) custodes for no reason* Me : Okai ?

That one smaller empire with the best tech and fleets pretty much just being a fallen empire on steroids and having no problem with what's going on

I would have been disappointed if the Relentless Industrialist didn't build another Gateway. You did not disappoint.