Stellaris (Supercut) in a Nutshell

[@sunnyyoutuber10000]

Just watched the whole video, the Fanatic Purifers purging the Xenophiles for xeno-compability is the best thing I've seen LOL

[@rheinbewachen1211]

Must prevent game breaking lag

[@insanity9329]

Genocide? No, we call it "preventing a future bureaucratic catastrophe".

[@nestormacnaught6]

"on it", amazing! Hahaha

[@tvolkmann6392]

@@rheinbewachen1211 3

[@markfreenick]

I just made this unworkable in settings. Dont want more lags

[@reinazer379]

I love how devouring swarm and Contingency also said "Aye"

[@atigerclaw]

The alternative is promoting someone competent to power. Probably not something you want if you have Plans.

[@errortrek2290]

They just really didn't Care anymore at that point

[@FrostSylph]

the twist at the end is great, especially since the synth empire warned them about the price of dark matter spiking.

[@slywhemwick8071]

Yup, I always trust Rouge Servitors. Both cause I love playing them and because they are nice

[@Eric0225]

does the dark matter price spike because crisis empire bought them all?

[@takuyadvt]

@@Eric0225 You always need alot of Dark Matter and until you've become a level 5 crisis, you have access to the galactic market. So yes it is a strategy to actually build your economy to get alot of Dark Matter witch i assume what that empire did

[@Eric0225]

@@takuyadvt i know. But datk matter is stupidly expensive i'd rather just blow up stars lmao

[@dragonslair951167]

@@Eric0225 Well, if you go that route, you'll be kicked out of the Galactic Community, everyone will instantly and permanently declare war on you, and every player will know exactly what you're up to and make it their priority to stop you.

[@JamesTobiasStewart]

Okay that was excellent. I loved the little extras. It's impressive that this Galaxy got 4 out of 5 of the Fallen Empire types and 3 did the most unhelpful things they can do, with the only exception being the Fallen Empire Spiritualists, because they did nothing at all save smirk from the sidelines. This galaxy was really on borrowed time with this crew, I mean so many different things risked ending the galaxy that it would have taken a miracle to save it.

[@cola98765]

Unbidden, Scourge, Contingency, War in Heaven, End the Cycle, Become the Crisis x2... ALL the crisis.

[@RedScorpion92]

End crisis enters the galaxy: Other empires: help us fight it. My Feudal empire: Time to create more Vassals.

[@kerbodynamicx472]

End crisis enters the galaxy. Me: focus on the Unbidden damn it Everyone else: minor admin sanctions

[@RedScorpion92]

My last one: The contingency awakens within my empire. I expect help from my allies in our federation. Federation declares war against a random empire instead creating war on two fronts.

[@glowtail3744]

Me the literal shield of the galaxy: *struggling like hell just to stop the galaxy from dying* Everyone else: so you know that the fallen empires that are very annoying. Let give them more power. *COMFORT THE FALLEN INTENSIFIES*

[@chasemcnab7610]

Me getting a council seat: “I will not abuse my veto power” Me 2 years later: “NO. NO SANCTION PROPOSALS. FUCK OFF.”

[@Leo-ok3uj]

7:55 The xenophile just casually asking people if the want to have s*x

[@phantomvulpe791]

I may occasionally be a xenophile but when I saw that ascension it was a hard pass. Migration was enough as it is

[@thespiritphoenix3798]

The player literally got the fanatical purifier on them the literal nanosecond after that. A bit like me in most of my games.

[@siegebreaker4120]

@@thespiritphoenix3798 all people no matter how genocidal, shall band together in the spirit of lag maintenance

[@thehammer4607]

These memes are more fun than actually playing stellaris, that said, it’s inspired me to go play stellaris

[@Crazylom]

As stellaris player, Glory to Katzenartig Imperium!

[@SugarRayD]

Did you end up enjoying the game?

[@thehammer4607]

@@SugarRayD as usually happens, I enjoy it, and then I get bored, and wait a few months before repeating the cycle

[@platogkrone7161]

@@thehammer4607 Have you tried mods?

[@johnkelleh9448]

Me to.

[@wormybobcat3706]

Funny how throughout all this we never have a mention of what the player empire plans to do outside of getting an achievement.

[@dragonslair951167]

If anything, he's probably just looking for a score victory. It would explain why he's mostly played nice and stayed out of trouble.

[@DehydratedDarkness]

@@dragonslair951167 Honestly depends on what you consider "playing nice" I guess just normal player stuff, so some minor wars for the most important systems and eliminating the nearby opposite ethics empire (especially if you are xenophile)

[@Envy_the_Darksider]

I like how the AI Empire asked the Spiritualists what the Shroud is to confirm if it should become the crisis to pierce it.

[@dse763]

They weren't just clowns, they were an entire circus.

[@mezarisage6055]

yup, gotta love the sanction spam that comes up as soon as everyone has passed their popular proposals, I usually use it to bury proposals I don't like.

[@Noctazar]

"I picked Xeno-compatibility!" - Hey, fanatical purifier... - On it. Now that made me chuckle.

[@cpresuttis]

The crisis when it joins the galactic community

[@mathieuaurousseau100]

"For the love of the spiritualists' God" XD

[@shakespearenuketh3233]

Ah, this is why I wish I had friends who also owned stellaris... Oh, the Chaotic stories we could tell...

[@Nhujj]

Me too, 2700 hours and 1 in multiplayer

[@randomkrieger2625]

I'd play with ya two if you want. Only ever played one game online.

[@bitemytail]

@@randomkrieger2625 I've never played online, but I'd also be interested.

[@JamesTobiasStewart]

Yeah I wouldn't mind doing so myself, but the only time I did was last year (and given all the Patches that save is probably useless now).

[@raphaelambrosiuscosteau6685]

You guys understand that you gonna need a week of free time of each other?

[@arnaudbouret5562]

So fun, and so true... :p This was great work! The Unlucky Empire pretty much admitted to having a Star Eater without admitting it. The AI Empire pointed out someone was sucking all the Dark Matter out of the Galactic Market. The Unbidden themselves pointed out something was wrong with the Shroud. But the entire Galactic Community failed to notice they were at war with the Unlucky Empire for at least a decade, so it's not surprising they all missed the subtler cues... ... the Contingency was right! Also, loved the Fanatic Purifier going to visit the Xenophile when the latter called for others to come and be Xeno-compatible with her... which was her last line ever. Whoops.

[@ivanpr9525]

And also from the Purifiers themselves

[@galacticbunny1205]

i am currently a galactic emperor at war with the whole galaxy how the fuck am i winning

[@broadbandislife]

You're probably fighting _these_ guys.

[@galacticbunny1205]

@@broadbandislife pretty much, the only ones missing were the fanatical purifier and the devouring swarm but otherwise pretty much. (i was the gateway lovers)

[@damobeck1]

@@galacticbunny1205 gateways are good if you put them in the right spots, respond to any threat whenever it pops up.

[@gasalpha879]

*mega shipyard son, it responds to losing my fleets*

[@Katharina-rp7iq]

Best way to win is by being emperor because then there’s no galactic community left to band together so they keep fighting each other.

[@jeffthedumb3177]

I swear to God I'm always the unlucky empire, the last run i had a galactic horror on one side, a dreadnought on the other, and a fallen empire on the other, it was in year 2237

[@CerberusGenesis]

Ever spawn on the edge of the galaxy with 5 systems to your name and a marauder blocking the only way out? My precursor did give me a way out but by the time I got done with it the marauder woke up and destroyed me before I had a chance to submit to it.

[@sughuk2893]

You've got a marauder empire? When I spawn at the border of the galaxy and saw a beautiful Gaia world named "Prophet's Retreat", I know that fucking Spiritualist Fallen Empire will block me. And guess what? HE DID! I only have six system avaible...

[@arnaudbouret5562]

@@CerberusGenesis Had a variant of that with a Xenophobe FE blocking the only way out - and leaving 2 of those 5 systems and an habitable world unclaimable until late game. Gives a whole new notion of what "building tall" is like :p

[@CerberusGenesis]

@@arnaudbouret5562 if I was a void dweller it would have been great having complete safety until mid-game. I'm having fun with the new update overlord when it comes to empires I make

[@arnaudbouret5562]

@@CerberusGenesis First Megacorps game, no origins yet. I was a Fanatic Spiritualist/Peaceful Empire for a "quiet" first run. It was complete safety for a long time, and essentially an exercise in teching up and building up a fleet capable of getting me through provoking the FE out of virtually nothing. I'm looking forward to having the kind of time needed for Stellaris again :D In the mean time, have fun yourself :)

[@TheTyler566]

defeating the grey tempests is something I had to do solo one time because the ai in the game was so split evenly they caused a war in heaven.

[@TheIT221]

This is grossly underrated

[@hogrider8525]

7:57 funniest shit

[@zengamer321]

There's a solution here you're all not seeing. Just go on a galactic conquest on year 2260 with your fleets of neutron launcher battleships and win the game.

[@GenericProtagonist7]

My entire experience playing Stellaris has been me leaping over the diplomacy table to strangle materialists for being heretics, and with the Shroud as my witness it will continue that way.

[@iexplodonateri7378]

The Shroud as your witness? Hahaha. The moment I'm done with my synthetic ascension, I'm bridging the gap between our universe and the Shroud, and not even Ending the Cycle will stop me.

[@theowarmindswrath]

Good! I will now arrive at your location shortly with my Quantum yeet Device an my wayyy too many Disruptor Corvettes suported by my heavy battle frame invasion ships!

[@gabe-n4s]

This is amazing! Just wish the last sentence by the unlucky empire was "Time for Revenge" considering their luck

[@michasokoowski6651]

I always rushed L-gates in my games... it was always nothing or friendly nanobots giving me a great governor...

[@veajakorobearej1369]

I once made grey goo attack other empires (it was fun watching chaos sadly i became vassal to khan)

[@michasokoowski6651]

@@veajakorobearej1369 Sadly? Becoming vassal to him is fine when you watch everyone around die and later you can conquer what is left out of them.

[@veajakorobearej1369]

@@michasokoowski6651 well i was tech machine empire (its also that play when i learned how to build on planet)

[@sunnyyoutuber10000]

You should make more of these videos (maybe focusing on the blandness of planetary invasion and how long they take vs Fallen Empires or how useless federations can be with AIs)! It's good to see Stellaris memes as good as these.

[@PrinceSilvermane]

AI empires are so annoying in federations, especially when they manage to get presidency.

[@JamesTobiasStewart]

One I remember was one Empire would vote for closed migration between Federation Members, everyone would go along with it except me and then when I propose opening it again (its so much easier if the Bio Trophies come to me willingly after all), all the Empires who readily voted to ban it would vote to open it again. It was if they just liked having something to vote on.

[@Endless-fire]

AI in federations are great... As long as they are also your vassals. The great thing is the catch 22 of: Can't declare war for independance becuase the overlord is a federation member, cannot leave the fedration becuase you are a vassal.

[@planetbob6703]

I had a robot uprising and they took half my planets. I didn’t even have robots on most of them! I immediately squashed them and invaded the planets. Unfortunately my vassals still had pre subjugation claims on those systems and I lost my ringworlds... *They didn’t even fire a single shot to help me!*

[@itzaleaf405]

Me A mechanical purifier main: exists Spiritualists, and the whole universe: "I hate you for your mere existence." Me: "Feeling's mutual."

[@joyu2105]

The spiritual empire is exactly what i do when i go spiritualism in a mp game, screaming at the materialist for making droids also screaming at the machine empire

[@ShaqNasty557]

It took me actually playing the game to understand these Im willing to admit that i love gateways, very good for trade value Now if you excuse me i have to oppose yet another sanction vote or soulless tithe *i really should've just stayed out of it*

[@Jenna_Talia]

Tried grand admiral with no scaling for the first time. It's just been back and forth wars with my neighbors. One makes a white peace, the other wages war, we make a white peace and the first wages war again. But hey at least their fleets actually match me in strength

[@floflo1645]

3 days a minute is tough, and yet relatable

[@siegebreaker4120]

I enjoy being a driven assimilation as it allows me to be entirely random and chaotic, I know the AI technically can’t feel fear, but I shall make them fear what the hell I’m thinking of doing next

[@Demonsbane666]

And of course Gumshoe ends up the quiet kid in school lol

[@MetalAcrean]

Meanwhile in the old times(pre 1.5) I had armies of spiritualist androids with citizen rights.

[@daedricderp754]

One time i was surrounded by 2 advanced devouring swarms, and had to up military immediately, i became a galactic superpower within the first 60 years and controlled a quarter of the galaxy, i paused the game for 20 minutes to handle all the notifications and rebuilding of the area i took. after an extended peroiod of peace i was declared the crisis because of how powerful i was and how large my empire was, and by the year 2310 i had conquered a majority of the galaxy when all i wanted was to run the galactic community and play it peacefully

[@faijro9260]

This is gold. Hilarious stuff, Nhujj.

[@Bizob2010]

Amazing! I'd love more!

[@jankodes197]

Never would have expected Gumshoe to end the galaxy (on the other hand it should be expected that he would end the galaxy). BTW: thanks for robbing me of so many hours of my life by making me watch ace attorney :D

[@Endless-fire]

Watch? AA is a game series.

[@jankodes197]

@@Endless-fire I haven't played it, just watched let's play on youtube.

[@Neutrovertido]

man this video miniseries was great, please make more

[@sepalmq1229]

have you ever heard of the place known as the steam workshop.........

[@Nhujj]

Its not a place the fallen empires would tell you about.

[@imperiumCirca41]

It's a Place of...Mysterious power...

[@sepalmq1229]

@@Nhujj its a steam ledgend

[@artstsym]

Two empires going at it tooth and nail. Me across the map: 🍿🍿🍿 oh wait fuck my constructors

[@artstsym]

When you find two gateways in your starting territory: 💦💦💦.

[@kingrafboss]

Wait wasn't the Scourge running away from the Unbidden? I always assumed that was their enemy.

[@codyraugh6599]

No, the Unbidden leave stuff behind. There's NOTHING in the Scourge's home galaxy and with the "Become the Crisis" it's likely they were fleeing whatever is left after the "Become the Crisis". Some also assume from the End of the Cycle but that one is less likely as with the Unbidden it leaves matter and anti-matter behind.

[@andreikovacs3476]

There's a theory that the Scourge are running away from a Higgs Field Collapse, and I prefer to believe that.

[@ElodieHiras]

My theory: Scourge is running from the Aetherophasic Engine. Contingency wants to stop the Aetherophasic Engine. Unbidden are scared of the Shroud for good reason: they're the vengeful ghosts of everyone else.

[@howaboutno7429]

@@ElodieHiras counterpoint to the scourge bit... blokats (gigastrutures mod)

[@danikahicks2210]

Edgeworth: Your soulless automata won't save you from eternal damnation! Me, a Machine Intelligence: can't be damned if we have no souls. QED zelot.

[@bielpr2009]

This is a certified S Tier meme

[@user-vp1bs1yt8h]

masterpiece, new sub

[@auraguard0212]

And then Overlord came, and all of this stuff stopped happening because the world condensed into HRE's clustered around the advanced AI starts.

[@LupusVirTV]

Holy shit the contingency was drinking oil instead of coffee 10/10

[@orctrihar]

0:34 What that ? I'm not sure of what I heard over the sound of my militarist empire.

[@Limbuny]

I never really build robots, but the times that i do they always act up and dissapear. And then i just become the crisis and side with the spiritualists.

[@gamerguy5922]

This video is amazing! Great work, it had me entertained all the way through. Thank you!

[@spun1930]

When i play stellaris i just purge and integrate my neighbors so i can control the senate

[@ЕвгенийСимонов-т1в]

As a materialist, I can confirm that I'm being attacked by spiritualists 24/7

[@jackhew93]

All humans in stellaris are either aisan or mad af

[@nightmareeevee3565]

Ah. The many reasons why I play Teravore when I am having a bad day

[@joedain7320]

these just keep getting better p[lease make more

[@BrianEdwardAshmore]

7:54 gotta be my favorite bit

[@phinix250]

I am definitely that empire that keeps spamming gateways.

[@insanity9329]

Basically not much different from the real world.

[@TheAnon03]

In my most recent game I had a war in heaven between the Xenophiles and the Spiritualists and a couple of years in we also got the Contingency. Ended up in a 5 way between the Xenophiles, the Spiritualists, the Contingency, the Federation of Unaligned Losers and backstabbers (may not be their actual name) and Me. Just a Militant Authoritarian empire living my life, doing my thing, crushing the FA Materialists because "why not?" Anyway long story short it's just me and the Federation of Losers (still may not be there name) who desperately want to get into my good books after I got bored and personally wiped out the Xenophiles, the spiritualists and all 4 contingency worlds (and beat the F out of the Federation at least once while I was at it) left now.

[@rottenleader28]

This is accurate even against players. it doesn't matter if it's bots 😂

[@DontKnow-hr5my]

This is gold. So good.

[@Peter-Oak]

It's funny because it's true.

[@arkosilaura]

I love this video so much!

[@ЕвгенийСимонов-т1в]

I'm the materialist one most of the time

[@joseenriquezlezama8142]

Es glorioso.

[@steam1984]

You should do this with RimWorld

[@Nhujj]

Not a bad idea

[@steam1984]

@@Nhujj Player: come on, I just barely got some turrets Mechanoids: That's some nice wealth you have Imperials: give me 8 dusters of normal quality and I'll give you a really cool chair

[@tropicalhorizongaming5459]

Whats the music at 4:22 and 5:30

[@jeremieportejoie2254]

A bit long but i laughed so hard.

[@pickupthesoapplease377]

POV…me at the end

[@Bizob2010]

@Nhujj mind if I post your vid on a streamer's subreddit? This is reminding me a bunch of their current shenanigans 😂

[@Nhujj]

Sure I don’t mind, feel free to post it

[@SupCom78]

damn great so stellaris feels ;)

[@MarcusRayGonzalez]

yes

[@tobiahrowswell2928]

I was about to comment this

[@justsomeguy7921]

7:37

[@tba3625]

how did you go from making minecraft shorts with 4 views to this?

[@Kaznor]

Aye.

[@alpharius2076]

Nice

[@ziopera91]

very funny

[@Sonic_5342]

weebs out

[@particles1101]

lol

[@-JA-]

♥😊👍

[@ЕгорПещерский]

Who approves this statement that we all here love/hate Stellaris say "aye".

[@lucernaguadium5291]

yes