why did you get the chips at northpoint and them eat them at wilsonton

The Gode - Lethal banter is just next level! We need a hall of fame roundup with these two gents.

Hey! Honest question: what is your relationship to chocolate? Are you all chocolate maniacs? What is the story behind the name

Why does Santa Cluse have no children. Because he only cums once a year and it’s always down the chimney

Why don’t they have pharmacy’s in Ethiopia. Because you should never take medication on a empty stomach.

Why don’t the USA and ENGLAND ever play chess. Because there down one Queen and 2 Towers

Here’s a joke to try. Did you know that having sex while camping is IN -TENTS.

Dinner suit in a trailer park? Dentist in a trailer park.

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Just handing in my homework assignment 3 business weeks after it was assigned - The WGTCs way

At the very least, a great chip should put you close enough to make you feel like you're going to make the put.

Great episode lads.Gode just creases me up. He just doesn't give a f##k what he says.

Great episode lads. Need more bad chat up lines. They were bloody awful 😂😂😂

Imagine being able to claim going to Melbourne for a cup of chips on tax as a business expense

Best chips in Melbourne, Hot Wings in Williamstown, but need to ask for extra extra salt. Not just extra. Thanks Darren

Funny as! 5 Stars

Just keep the last segment as “you’re in for a tweet”

Mine is laser

My overused gag: A cashier asks me if I would like a receipt after I've bought something. If I were a normal person, every single time this happens, I would answer "yes, please" or "no, thanks" like a decent human being. But no. I am a low-grade sociopath, so on a regular basis I will instead answer with a joking "no, I don't think I'll need to prove this" when I'm buying a soda from the gas station.

Just picturing Will ferrell hitting a cow bell, screaming "more context"! Also, the nah nah nah internet saves that jingle. It's dust without that ending. Know what I'm saying?

Hated phrases? 'At the end of the day...' usually means they're fed up with listening, they're going to restate their own opinion and then push to leave asap.

An Imperial Gallon is 4.5lt

For the overused phrases: Where i live, the eye roll phrase for me and many others translates to "at the end of the day..." (that's the litteral translation, a one just for similar use is "what it comes down to is...") And it's so overused everywhere here that it's annoying. And it doesn't really help when you stop people right after the phrase and tell them "it's night!" Most of them don't get it. (->at the end of the day night starts.)

Well, guys there are over 5000 (five thousand, not a typo) different variations of potatoes. Given that big industrial agriculture uses maybe 5-20 variants, you still can't really say who has the best chips. Because a different potato variant does taste a little different. So if chipshop/restaurant/whataever A gets potato variant XY at some point but variant YZ the next time they get a potato delivery, the chips will taste different despite seasoning. (frozen ones from the big companies you buy at the supermarket are almost always the same in taste because they are adamant to get the same variant of potato every single time when they buy potatoes. That's one of the most important things to industrially made food, because it's kind of their branding. And the food industry does a lot of strange things to make sure their products do taste the same every single time.

Best "chips" are seasoned curly fries or battered fries with sea salt and black pepper. But the Canadian maritimes serves their chips with stuffing and gravy on top as standard, which I absolutely love

My name is Raymond, so in loud pubs I usually introduce myself by saying "I'm Raymond, like the show 'everybody loves Raymond'"... It's also a good way to start a conversation because it's a pretty bad show so they'll pretend they liked it or something and I'll be like "don't worry, I think it's a horrible show too". But if they have never heard of that show, they're probably too young and I should stay away lol....... I never thought of it as a pickup line till I became friends with a girl I met that way, and she started introducing me as "the guy who used "everybody loves Raymond" as a pickup line".....

"Ride or Die" was used a lot in the Fast and Furious movie franchise. I don't know where it originated, but it may have gained popularity from those movies.

Gode v Mickus arguments needs to be a new game great banter

It was "dentist in a trailer park". And the punchline to the joke, "What's the last thing you hear before a redneck dies? HEY...WATCH THIS! Hold my beer."

Your wrong Gode, Heinz is the bomb.

The text Gode's wife sent to him sounds like how my wife talks to me sometimes and expects me to immediately understand what she is referring to. Usually, she is referring to something that we discussed a few minutes earlier but had since changed the topic

Should be renamed to 'Godal approved' when my dog barks at the telly, its because a joke tickled Gode

Far west pizza in main st bacchus marsh has the best chips ever.

Ask anyone who cant stand their job on the daily (around where i live) "How's it goin?" "Livin the Dream"

Incredible wind up for the shortest youre in for an x segment. Never change

36:45 "They're not scorin' 10 points". Absolute stinker of a prediction. You're better than this Godey.

Was about to suggest coming to Belgium for your french fries / chips, but I'd understand if that trip is a little too much. On the other hand, if 3 to 4 bussiness years is acceptable, coming to Belgium is a short trip :'D !! Great podcast once again, guys =D

whose helmet is in the background?

always a giggle, cheers.

Onya Godal, your Origin prediction was absolutely on point. (Speaking of on point, that's one phrase that's definitely overused).

Think these should be longer

Been sick, prescribed an episode of WGTC, instantly cured.

On the Abe Lincoln one... Guaranteed sent in by someone in the U.S.. As to whether President Lincoln was well liked in the American South, an awful lot of people who were in power in about 1860 didn't like him, see also the American Civil War.

I think I need more context

Wakanda is in trouble and only Mike Tyson performing ballet can save them....Black Danther

Mikus snorting beer out of his nose

Everything online is overused. The fire emoji, smh, 👏between words, thank you for listening to my ted talk, can we talk about..., lowkey, my spirit animal. I'm gonna stop cause I'm getting worked up just listing them.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a butthole? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Ride or die

Friends to the end Like in the movie Thelma & Louise