10 Great Jokes That Guarantee Laughs!

[@pitbullpoker42]

Two nuns were riding their bikes on the back streets of Rome. First nun says “I’ve never come this way before.” The second nun said “It must be the cobblestones.”

[@vickikouwenhoven3639]

That's bloody hilarious. Only just found it .....

[@LadyKoolio]

Godey's face while trying to figure out "42" should be framed 🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is such a good idea!

[@bleak.turtle]

@@WeGotTheChocolates framed but also put on a Christmas card with a superimposed santa hat

[@phnelson033]

Unexpected item in the bagging area is far & away the best phoned-in joke of the series. Such a god-tier contribution🤘

[@THjelm]

Please explain! I didn't get it. (English isn't my first language, so I suppose it's an expression or something that I'm not aware of.)

[@arightscepter]

@@THjelm People who learn about interesting new relationships and I suppose to talk about them, might say "those two are an item," They became an unexpected item.

[@waynecarter2169]

Gode's face on the race car joke was brilliant, looked like he genuinely wanted to hurt someone for that joke 😆😆😆

[@actua99]

Normally it's Mickus losing it that makes a joke, but Gode's look of genuine annoyance really drives home that joke :P

[@bleak.turtle]

Listen i gotta say all the giggles from the guys are the best but at one point the ABSOLUTE look of sheer delight on Leigh's face at a punch line was simply gold and worth every second. You boys (and girls) have definitely gotten me through some seriously rough times, honestly i say this from the bottom of my heart, thank you SO MUCH. Never change, always giggle. Its the best.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

You're the best! Thank you so much for the comment, you've made our day. We are so glad we can help with the laughs. ♥️

[@erichusmann5145]

For that 42 joke... Any Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fans out there will go "Oh, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything". INSTANTLY. Careful which friend groups you tell that one to, it may backfire!

[@Killermike2178]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.

[@ChrisMartin-pu6cv]

💀

[@vickikouwenhoven3639]

Only just founds this.....GREAT HAHAHAHA

[@genoc.1905]

Nun joke is a keeper

[@phnelson033]

The naan joke, however, not so much.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We put the Naan joke in purely for the puns after. 😂

[@RealAndySkibba]

Going to steal all of these and impress my friends.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

You certainly will impress them.

[@WIZARDTOWER1337]

Hahaha that last guy sounds exactly like Fred Dibnah! What a legend

[@Osama_2307]

Its always the aussies 😂

[@turtlesoul]

The brother starting off with asking off with skin how's ya knob

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Too good 😂

[@poon4all]

Holy shit crazy timing😂 love you guys

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

First in, best dressed.

[@mariakelleybianchi]

Thanks y'all for the laughs

[@jeremygray6066]

ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!!!!!!!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Loved them hey 😂

[@bevstarrunner9472]

Now you tell one, Skin

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We will be waiting a while…

[@bloodknotharper2534]

Comedy Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenbaker107]

I love you all. How are you all doing? Virtual hugs to you all

[@Lukecaseyshaw]

Good gear

[@Jim_86]

What did they call the Terminator when he retired? The Exterminator. What do you call a pig that practice Karate? A pork chop. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi.

[@miljoy91]

Blind man a deserved #1 🏆

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

It really did!

[@J.L.Media.]

Absolutely.

[@Harry_Gersack]

Absolutely golden 😂👌

[@oliverik9182]

where are the ant jokes? i was waiting for those 🤣🤣🤣

[@J.L.Media.]

So pleased you had the nun joke at number 1. I have told this at work several times. Definitely the best joke.

[@Linusgump]

The BDSM joke is one I’d heard before, but it too funny not to laugh at. 😂

[@Killermike2178]

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man!

[@cathallynch8269]

Anyone in Britain watching might recognise number one as a joke at the end of Vicar of Dibley. Dawn French had excellent delivery and chemistry with Emma Chambers.

[@Norton1531]

Call me a wanker if you want, but I don’t get it………. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Howiehamster]

How do you confuse an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Bang now that is good gear!

[@arightscepter]

What's up with that?

[@vickikouwenhoven3639]

@@arightscepter Didn't like the tampon joke either

[@JodyHwd]

Guarantee Laughs

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Certainly when we listened to them at least 😂

[@davybass9]

What is their podcast called?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We Got The Chocolates legend

[@robert-trading-as-Bob69]

Why doesn't Tonga do a haka? Well, they tried, but made too much of a Tongan dance about it...

[@LiamBriggs18]

That's very niche 😂

[@robert-trading-as-Bob69]

@@LiamBriggs18 Yeah, I made too much of a song and dance about it... Story of my life, really.

[@MrJoecool9999]

it was coming up my wifes birthday and I had no clue what to get her - a friend suggested I should download a certificate of the internet - and make it out guaranteeing her 2 hours of the best sex she ever had in her life - absolutely anything she wants....! I thought that might be fun for me too so I did it...! Monday back at work my friend asked me how it went - I told him - "She loved it - she opened it up and her eyes lit up - she jumped up and ran over and kissed me on the cheek and said "thank you honey...!" - turned ran out the door waving the certificate and screaming - I'll see you in 2 hours....!"

[@andrewhayes5353]

Who was first? You guys or Yeahmad?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We’ve never had a running race but in terms of channels… we were ?

[@SaulOKAY]

No fat on those jokes

[@1979Beyond]

as much as i have pondered, i seriously dont get the "girlfriend at the till " joke

[@willythemailboy2]

A couple is sometimes referred to as "an item", as in "Bob and Janet have been an item since June." Then connect that with the annoying "unexpected item in the bagging area" message from self-checkout machines when the weight of the item you just scanned doesn't match the weight the item is supposed to be.

[@johane.skoglund6192]

Two butchers had a fight. It was a beaf. Two firemen had a fight. It was a heated argument. Knock knock. Who's there? The World Health Organization. The world health organization who? No its pronounced W H O. What did they say at the italian chefs funeral? He past away I held a class on how to stop premature ejaculation. It was a complete success. No one came. What bird likes to drink beer late? A nightingale. Why did the man buy a round house? He needed a place to stay in. I was always geting in trouble at school for sametinget I didn't do. My homework. I met my wife at a bar. Not Nice. I thought she was at home with the kids. My wife acuses me of neglecting our kids. That's so unfair. I didn't even knew we had any. Why does elephants have wrinkles under their feet? To give the ants a chance. How do you know that an Elephant has been in your refridgerator? There are footsteps in the butter. I don't have a fear of flying. But I do have a fear of crashing. My mother in law gave me a black eye when I said her pantyhoose slipped down. She wasn't wearing any.

[@jaysonschuldt4428]

is that a Mr Beast t-shirt

[@StudioMargalima]

Guaranleigh laughs

[@footballfraud23]

soo good (unlike mikus's jokes)

[@triggermortis8252]

I don't know about that - "A PDF File" always cracks me up.

[@BitsBytesBobs]

The only one that is remotely funny is the last one. The others are very lame. Can't quite understand the hysterics, untill i realised they are just barely adults and still have playground humour.

[@kevinheffernan7105]

crap jokes

[@johnpaulnoone3071]

Poor.

[@thatoneasshat]

I still dont get 42 😅

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

Exactly

[@apexprey7891]

It's the answer to everything.

[@phenomelon]

The joke is that if you get confused you are a casual wanker. There, I ruined it

[@LiamBriggs18]

It's intentionally confusing, the punchline is that the person hearing the joke is the casual wanker.

[@simsimme1799]

u must be the casual wanker

[@TAINE1]

Should get a compilation of just Mick laughing

[@turtlesoul]

And another of Gode's painful disappointments 😅😂😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha okay people have asked for this so much! It’s coming 😂

[@Pedigru]

@@WeGotTheChocolates It will be too long. He laughs out loud many times in every episode. Although, a 3 hour video of just Mickus busting up would be hilarious.

[@thelegopotter]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Now, we got the chocolate!

[@jubbjubbs4]

Thats basically what the whole show is!

[@HG-1318]

After a long day of work, I tucked in myself for the night. Nothing else to be said, just a blanket statement.

[@arightscepter]

Well that about covers it

[@Kevin_B1428]

That #1 joke! Gold! 🤣You guys are always entertaining!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

It was elite hey!

[@GoranKucar]

That shark joke got me 🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Ridiculously good, haha!

[@joelzand3594]

Im definitely using the self check out again!!! So that’s how you pick up girls!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@stevengraham5454]

I went to a south Korean restaurant. The meatballs were the dog's bollocks.

[@vickikouwenhoven3639]

STEVEN..... Hahahahaha

[@manunithianantha4659]

Oh YES PLEASE!

[@mattmatt920]

Remeber all of these and they still bring tears to my eyes, not just the jokes but all the lads reactions are just top tier

[@johnrowland3105]

Awesome.

[@MorganBird]

"that's really tickling me, and not in a good way" really sent me for some reason

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha such a random sentence 😂

[@Totto87]

Love seeing new videos from you guys! My fav aussies by far! :D

[@organist1982]

Definitely better than what YeahMad has become!

[@red2lucas]

Millennials 😒

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

I frikkin a few people that called in would have been Gen X 😂

[@Killermike2178]

How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1...or 2. 1...or 2.

[@suedenim1142]

What’s the difference between a fridge and a bum?? The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!😮😂

[@Ibby.M.I.786]

10, 5, and 2 🤣

[@gagfails4985]

None of these jokes are funny 😮

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahaha incorrect

[@darrenwarby32]

Maybe it's because "you" don't have a sense of humour????

[@arkadybron1994]

I hate to tell you guys, but I used to do the race car gag when I was at school. (I'm 67).🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha! One of the great jokes!

[@arightscepter]

They said it was an old joke from school, not sure how corrected they will be here

[@carlos-fv1rc]

Bunch of people laughing at jokes that aren’t funny at all

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha they probably thought they were funny 😂