Our Top 10 Jokes Ever!

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Here is our top 10 jokes, voted by you! Which one was your favourite?
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[@danwybrow7226]

Mickus’ pregnant Barbie doll joke gets me every single time. Legendary stuff! 😂😂😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

One of the great jokes told terribly 😂

[@monkeybusiness673]

@@WeGotTheChocolates That's the whole point of Mickus, I think 🤣

[@jonathanmol4489]

Too bad he didn't mention the Afghan Barbie. She's a blow-up doll

[@AJMSeeds]

It is at a point you start laughing more at him (most of the time), then the joke….but he had some awesome jokes as well 😂

[@thelegopotter]

We should have a top 10 Minkus telling/receiving jokes video. His laughs alone are golden.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

I think just a 10 minute video of just laughing and no jokes 😂

[@thelegopotter]

@@WeGotTheChocolates A supercut of Minkus laughing. I smell another hit video in the making. 🤣🤣🤣

[@AltCenter]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Yes! Please!

[@robtomberg2393]

You will get 2, maybe three jokes all the rest is build-up 😂😂

[@VivekM1]

This please !!!

[@AltCenter]

The vegetable joke is still my favorite of all of these. The build-up, Mickus being Mickus, and Jana's reaction. Just perfect.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

My family still don't talk to me since saying that on the internet... - Mickus

[@AltCenter]

@@WeGotTheChocolates That's just because they're a bunch of fruits. 🤣🤣🤣

[@guynemer53]

We need a shirt with a picture of Mickus with the caption 'I am useless' on it. For the record, I think Mickus has the healthiest sense of humor of you all.

[@hendrikschulz232]

I'm sorry.. but I don't get the connection between vegetables and a wheelchair... would someone please explain this joke to me? Thanks! 😅

[@AltCenter]

@@hendrikschulz232 "Vegetable" comes from the phrase "vegetative state" where someone is awake but medically lacks all cognitive function, usually due to a brain injury. Because of this, people in this state are confined to a bed or wheelchair.

[@bendervorleser8906]

Mickus' infectious laughter's always like: "If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me."

[@allanbucknam7815]

I love the fact that once Mickus starts laughing, he can't stop! Hilarious!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

It's very tough for everyone else in the office... 😂

[@margotputnamdelaney4927]

I tell Jana’s three elephant jokes to everyone. It’s part dad joke, part crass, and part surrealist. It’s got appeal for the whole family. Always a winner!

[@davidmanning8329]

The boxer one always gets me 😂 Just gold!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

It's a classic!

[@timothyodonnell8591]

Nope. Jana's three part elephant joke is the best.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

So true, tough for that one to miss out.

[@jpwoelfling]

the first time I heard Jana do the elephant jokes, I was laughing for a good 2 minutes.

[@moreilly76]

100%

[@tomekstec981]

I never understood why people find it funny. Care to explain?

[@jpwoelfling]

@@tomekstec981 Each joke, by itself , is just a mild laugh. But when you hear the last one, it turns 3 jokes into one great one.

[@toddrobinson5956]

Mickus’s pregnant Barbie doll with forever be my favourite: the joke, his complete inability to keep it together while delivering it, Leigh’s heavenward look saying to himself “pleeaassee just get through one unscathe- nope, he’s gone again” and Febe’s mixture of emotions throughout - golden chocolates

[@Last_Chance.]

I truly needed this y'all. Im going through an absolute horrible time in my life and I needed this laugh. I love y'all. I wish everyone here all the love and happiness that life can bring. God bless each and everyone of y'all

[@mikeking2236]

Hope things get better for you…real soon

[@arightscepter]

Try to let the past be the past and gone and try to live well in now. Its all you can do maybe.

[@sof482]

the ‘you gotta hand it to..’ joke absolutely cracks me up every time. i think it’s the way Skin leans forward then slowly backs away from the mic 😂😭

[@armagch68]

Mickus is unbeatable and infectious with his laughter 😂❤

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Unfortunately I am very beatable at the game though.

[@samarth6034]

Mickus' laughs/ build-ups and Eloise's flabbergasted reactions elevate the jokes to another level 😂😂 Keep up you champions! 💯

[@RealAndySkibba]

These are all fantastic. Anything with Mickus is a joy. The D koi joke is still my favorite punny joke though.

[@Harry_Gersack]

fr the way he can't keep himself together always makes me loose my shit 😭😂

[@andreponniah9900]

“Watch for children” is my favourite, but it’s probably more to do with the reactions than the actual joke

[@shadozealot3644]

Honestly, every single joke told by Mickus is the funniest joke. Runners up would be all the jokes told TO Mickus. I could easily watch a long video just of Mickus telling & being told jokes. It's physically impossible to not feel good watching someone enjoy jokes that much. Thanks for always brightening up my day, mate! As for rating the jokes just on the joke itself, there's a few i personally don't think belong in the top 10, but overall really agree with the list, especially #2 & #1. I know there's probably only so many good dad jokes out there, but I'd love to see more, new videos with dad (or any kind of) jokes

[@Bobal27]

0:35 They never see it coming.

[@LoganBrownMedia]

I was waiting for the Guinness book joke thinking if they didn't put that in I'd be offended, but there it was at #1 🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

I think that would be a shock to everyone! 😂

[@gold-diggersanonymous1085]

reading a book in the library will never b the same....

[@inotoni6148]

The joke is also known in Germany. That's why I thought it was from Germany.

[@roshin2008]

I was prepared to riot if it was not number 1 😅😂

[@abydosianchulac2]

I knew a different version of #8. "How does a mechanic have sex? He screws, nuts, and bolts."

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Oh wow, that is a very good one!

[@ekkythump3706]

@@WeGotTheChocolates I once heard a similar joke. An escaped lunatic sees a woman at her clothes line. He leaps over the fence and has his way with her. The headlines the next day read .. "Nut screws washer, and bolts." All good though, whichever version.

[@NicholasCox85]

​@ekkythump3706 the version with less rape vibes is better, I'd say.

[@sandy1653]

I think Mickus' terrible delivery just makes the jokes funnier. Can't really knock him for it though, because I'd be doing the same thing.

[@eugenesandona6374]

He’s so damn sincere, he’s like a little kid. It’s heartwarming.

[@emmawatson1700]

Mickus’ laugh is so pure. Also. He’s a damn giant!!!

[@ptrinch]

Note to self... either stop drinking while watching WGTC videos. Or at least, order a spare keyboard.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha, I thinking the spare keyboard is the safest option.

[@guynemer53]

We need a video of Mickus's Greatest Hits.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We really should do that.

[@chadroberts44]

Those are all so funny! I've watched them a lot of times. I think the one with the elephant in the trees should be in there too.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

I think a lot of people agree with you!

[@RedPyramidHead666]

We really need a HUGE compilation of Mickus 🥳 I really need to die of laughter 😂😂😂 Beside that every time he bursts out laughing it brings so much joy

[@sistakastet]

Great ones 😂. I have heard many of these jokes in other channels and they did not land at all. The setup, timing and atmosphere is everything 👌

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is wonderful feedback! You're the best.

[@PaulyDeeMe]

All are absolute GOLD! 👌👌👌

[@Max00805]

Top three i have as my shorts somewhere saved....Briliant..Agree 😂😂

[@predragkaraulic6077]

Mickus tryed,but got sunk by librarian😂😂🎉

[@scottgehrke6383]

These are absolutely the best of the best. I watch your dad joke videos every day!!!!

[@Bedecampbell]

Love it Chocs. Perfect mix of kind, humble, and professional. Always love seeing Janz crack too.

[@Joogaberry]

Even though I have heard these multiple times over your various videos. I still crack up laughing. Mickus is the true black sheep for jokes

[@bigearss]

Such a great top 10! I'm in tears.

[@adamhopkins5041]

I must thank the We got the chocolates group, anytime I need a mental Health break I just pop over and listen for a few minutes and get a good laugh. Makes the day better. These 10 are absolutely some of my all time favorites.

[@michaelfay3886]

Thank you so much for the laughs... heres to many more years! Pregnant Barbie one is the winner for me. Reactions were priceless.

[@sachinmishra930]

Nothing beats the Guinness Book of World records joke 😂

[@Tdubya48]

Jana's reaction to the vegetable joke still cracks me up. Great top 10 y'all!!!

[@karredal]

The Barbie and Ken!! Used it many times and it’s almost as good in Swedish.

[@karniancommunitygaming]

Pretty accurate top 10! nothing like we got the chocolates to make you laugh to tears :)

[@sharrnat]

Haha these are all classic! And I can remember listening to them all! I'm starting to think it's impossible for Mickus to complete a joke without laughing 🤣 I really need to write down the various jokes in my head.

[@wallywizard]

Totally agree with the lineup. Btw, what makes number 2 so great is Eloise's reaction 😂

[@hohokwi77]

I love them all! (great work guys)

[@anthonyjones4043]

Number 2 is my all time favorite 😂😂😂

Masterpieces 😂

[@jamessykes9072]

The Peter Pan joke is my favorite. But Mickus’s Barbie Doll joke was hilarious. Lol.

[@jwjustinwatkins]

Solid top 10, each one's a banger!

[@nicktroisi6347]

The last one was too funny

[@timtaylor4752]

Anything Mickus says just gets huge delivery boost

[@jaimerodriguez3408]

Michael’s laugh always makes my day 😂

[@paulbattaglia6164]

You guys nailed it with these 10.

[@fotohahne]

Barbie doll and the Guiness Book are my all time favourites

[@jamiesmith3922]

The elephants in a mini is still a favourite.

[@KenOathVRX]

Barbie all the way! Mickus's contagious laughter adds eleventy points.

[@DesiranKehendak]

number 1 as I expected. that one is unforgettable!

[@SwapnilGusani]

"Don't start again! The same thing will happen."😂 All four are laughing without hearing the punchline. XD

[@Tess791]

I love this one the most: "Why isnt there a pregnant Barbie doLLL?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way he said that

[@pett3rson79]

All of them are good, but sometimes not because of the punchline, but because of the uncontrollable laughter :D

[@funandjames]

Skin's joke about going to the doctor wins for me every time, both from it being unexpected and Weeze's reaction!

[@thisstuschannel]

I love the interrupting sloth knock knock joke.!!

[@jakobpolhammer5698]

Anything with Mickus is an instant classic.

[@MichaelJohnson-mh7mp]

Perfect!

[@mdrcardetailingspecialists1756]

Love these 😂

[@svedishmafia]

I've had a crap couple of weeks....thanks for the much needed laughs

[@NicoreD]

The pregnant barby doll joke was the first video ever I saw from you guys and I laughed my ass off - my personal #1. Thank you YT for suggesting this video back then. Since then I watched nearly all videos and lost waterfalls of tears from laugh-crying. I'm that guy that laughes more about who has trouble telling a funny story because they have to laugh themselves and Mickus' way of laughing always takes me with him.

[@lepresean6286]

Mickus loosing it has the same energy of Bradley Walsh on the chase 😂

[@ugurhanozdemir9518]

The best one ist the Joke with the Watch.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha i loved that one!

[@Harry_Gersack]

These are exactly the ten jokes I would've chosen 🙏 I've seen clips of every single one at least three times and they still crack me up 😂👌

[@bki1984bs]

The last joke at number 1😂 some of the guys where laughing like " Yeah we used that book in the library before"😂😂😂

[@grahamfitzpatrick6701]

The best of the best. You gotta love Mickus.

[@manunithianantha4659]

Golden times! Hint: bring back the old dad joke setting with the group hilariously laughing in the background and the participants actually enjoying themselves. 🙏🏾

[@rajasekharv7476]

Probably not #5, but the rest of them are too good 😂

[@scotttyler8588]

I love how even when hes in the background you can just hear Mickus' laugh! 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Yeah 100%!

[@damienregan163]

Two sausages in a frying pan, one sausage says ,'Oh it's hot in here'. The other sausage says 'Ahhh!!, a talking sausage!'

[@Ailieorz]

1:12 that freakin laugh gets me every time

[@rakeshmurali2342]

Damn except for the robot nuts and bolts, every single one of these is GOLD!!! Have never laughed harder than I have for the PDF File 😂😂😂 I miss the "What's the loudest sound in the jungle? Giraffes eating cherries" 😂😂😂😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha you didn’t like the robot nuts and bolts??

[@rakeshmurali2342]

@@WeGotTheChocolates I mean it's good, just not top 10 stuff you know? Compared to the elephant on the tree one especially 😂

[@racefan5558]

i like the one with the elephants in the mini

[@Alan_Hans__]

Heard them all told a number of times but they all still get me laughing.

[@isuggest9580]

I've seen this a million time, I always end up giggling :P

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

So pleased to hear legend

[@shaneturner1809]

I feel the " just hand it to prostitutes" joke was the one that got me the hardest. Although the top 3 were brilliant

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

It was just so unexpected! Haha!

[@JaredChenkin]

​​@@WeGotTheChocolatesI get trying to keep the video short, but the very end of that where rory comes back waiting for the rest not realizing it was a one liner really ties it all together

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@JaredChenkin yeah that’s completely fair actually

[@travisogden8501]

They're all really good. If you get Jana to laugh, it's gold.

[@kazabubu10]

The Barbie doll one should be right up there with the Guinness one...pure treasure...

[@adityasanthanam1945]

The 1st ranked joke is what I randomly stumbled upon online, and it led me to watch the other videos and listen to the podcast.

[@IsThatDrak]

great compliation, all old ones when i subbed, i do miss these. been just compliations of the old ones recently :(

[@ryujin1075]

I love that this is more of a Mickus' greatest hits list 😂 PDF file joke and Ken joke are gold ❤

[@kristoferprepelica6749]

So good, so bad LOL

[@rorybisson756]

im so happy the joke i expected to be number 1 was, in fact, number 1. Actually both and 1 and 2 were predictable and im glad everyone understood that.

[@jirah92]

#2 will always be my favorite joke

[@Daniel-xq6zh]

I totally agree 😂😂😂

[@alexandersaksvoll5373]

Mickus is carrying this whole joke-concept! He IS humour!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha well that's good. He wasn't even in the first video so glad we made that change!

[@joelbatchem432]

Pdf file is number 1 .. its the way he tells it also 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

It was very close!

[@raydartt]

The Librarian joke is my favorite.

[@Mrmatte]

Absolutely agree although there are probably a few that are not on the list that would have/could have/should have… But hey, just include Michael in the build up and I will LMAO regardless! Love him to bits!❤😂😂

[@user-Aaron-]

Top 10 Jokes _So_ _Far_ 😉

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Correct!

[@TheNighthawke502]

I recently heard a good "Knock Knock" joke: P1: Knock, Knock P3: Hike P5: Unsuspecting friend, Waiting with breath abated, The trap is now set. 😆😉

[@mikeking2236]

I heard a Dad version of this, essentially the same. Not side splittingly funny, but comedy genius. And yea, I immediately counted the syllables to be sure. It’s just genius. I love a clever joke. Like… What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre

[@alexitoufexis4867]

I've thought about this many times and my list odf top 10 jokes is more or less exactly the same as this!

[@dariawoznicka2618]

I heard nine out of those on Yeah Mad and I wonder who was first😅

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Well you can go and have a look at the date they started verse the dates our videos were posted I guess 😂

[@RC-gs2nq]

They so good all of them

[@nicorusso1526]

What’s a lesbian’s favorite dinosaur? A licakalotapus

[@RAM_845]

That was Matty P's favourite joke he's on @yeahmadtv

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Goodness me! Haha!

[@Bobal27]

But you forgot to mention the gay dinosaur. The Megasoreass.

[@divarachelenvy]

yep 10 of the best.

[@Puppy275]

I love the 3